'Sean Connery' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

P.J. O'Rourke: The Movie (2012)

Actors Randy Kent (director), Hans Hernke (miscellaneous crew), Tom Konkle (actor), Andy Forrest (director), Andy Forrest (actor), Andy Forrest (editor), Andy Forrest (producer), Andy Forrest (writer), J. Anthony McCarthy (actor), Steve Pinto (actor), Paul Michael Bolan (actor), Terri Gibbons (actress), Terri Gibbons (miscellaneous crew), Ian Scott Rudolph (actor), Joshua Benton (actor),

Bamboo Shark (2011)

Quotes:

Sylvester Stallone: You know, I played an overweight cop once.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: I played a Kindergarten cop.::Michael Jackson: Did somebody say Kindergarten?

Sean Connery: I'm Sean... double-O-7... I'm Sean!

Benjamin: Jesus! What, did you steal that off a horse?

Howard: That pig smells like old people.

Brooks: You know why I like movies? I like them because of the experience they bring. Reading is designed to stimulate the mind. Music is designed to alter emotions. But movies... movies are designed for one thing. To escape.

Francis Federman Ugli: Put the retard down!

Actors William James Kelly (actor), Johnny Williams (actor), Brian Anthony Wilson (actor), Mickey Rooney (actor), Gary Gustin (actor), David Born (actor), Gavin Peretti (actor), Lionel Anthony Cook (actor), Vincent Riviezzo (actor), Dan Van Wert (actor), Tommy Lafitte (actor), Keyon Smith (actor), Connie Lamothe (actress), Robert Gulya (composer), Carl Clemons (actor),

Connery & Danza (2008)

Actors Will Hines (writer), Will Hines (director), Will Hines (producer), Will Hines (composer), Will Hines (writer), Rob Lathan (actor), Stephen Levinson (producer), Dyna Moe (actress), Kelly Kubik (producer), Brian Barrett (actor),

Retarded Animal Babies (2003)

Taglines:

It's everyone's favorite, foul mouthed, perverted cartoon animals!

Quotes:

Donkey: Our retarded minds are one!::Hamster: Yay! We am the averagest!

Donkey: Stick this hot glue gun in my ear? OkeeDokee!

Puppy: Yes, I am the fucking fucker, lead fucker of Fuck. How can I fuck you today?

Hamster: A is for ass!::Puppy: B is for balls!::Bunny: C is for clam-hat.::Cat: D is for lysdexsia.::Donkey: E is... E is for pants... Heh heh.::Hamster: G is for green!::Puppy: 3 is for tricycles!::Cat: 4 is for... tha-that's what it is.::Hamster: Splunge is for Splunge.::Donkey: Ham Salad is for lunch. Gulp gulp gulp, s'good!::Puppy: This is my pee-pee place! Yeah!::Cat: XXX is for porno! And beer!::Animal Babies: Y? Because we kill things!::Puppy: Z is kind of a useless letter, but we like it anyway.

Bunny: Hey everyone, let's be superheroes today!::Cat: Hells yeah, dude! We could fly around and be cool. And have powers!::Puppy: And get our dicks wet.::Hamster: Maybe I'll find my mommy!::Donkey: [eating from a jar labeled Monkey Semen] I'm eatin' butter!

Donkey: If there's a rusty coat hanger in there, I've got an idea for a game.

Adult Hamster: [after seeing a bad performance of his idol, Bruce Willis] I can't believe I sucked that guy off one time!::Adult Bunny: I wouldn't spread that around too much, Hamster.

Donkey: Well choke my goats with Ovaltine!

Cat: Shit.::Puppy: Fuck.::Donkey: Potaters.

Donkey: I don't wanna be P-PPPU. English robots are gay, can i be Pants Poo Pee Poo instead?::Cat: Sure knock yourself out::Donkey: Okey Dokey [Smack]

Actors David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (producer),

Almost (2002)

Quotes:

Patrick Lazenby: You are so octopussywhipped.

Actors Jeff Hoferer (actor), Ryan Paige (director), Ryan Paige (writer), Roger Sampson (actor), Gavin Mulloy (actor), John C. Hogwood (actor), Stephanie Kelley (actress), Janet Dodd (actress), Michelle Terry (actress), Nicole Allen (actress), Margaret Sue Kelley (actress), Jeff West (actor),

Saturday Night Live Primetime Extra 2 (2001)

Quotes:

Jimmy Fallon: It was reported this week that Britney Spears has signed a new endorsement deal with Pepsi. The company chose Spears, because just like Pepsi, she's sweet, bubbly, and has an instantly recognizable can.

Actors Mary Lambert (director), Will Ferrell (actor), Will Ferrell (actor), Will Ferrell (actor), Darrell Hammond (actor), Darrell Hammond (actor), Darrell Hammond (actor), Chris Kattan (actor), Tracy Morgan (actor), Horatio Sanz (actor), Tina Fey (actress), Ana Gasteyer (actress), Jennifer Lopez (actress), Jimmy Fallon (actor), Andrew Steele (writer),

Python Night: 30 Years of Monty Python (1999)

Quotes:

[Four pepperpots have been asked what they would like to see on the BBC]::First pepperpot: I'd like to see that nice Michael Palet doing one of his travel programmes. You know when he says Hello, I'm Michael Palin and they say oh hello Michael how are you. And he says oh I'm very very well thank. What a nice hat you have. Would you like to come in and he says oh good idea and on and on and on.

Eric: Is Monty Python still alive? Well, technically, yes. He is on a wife support system in an old jokes' home in Surrey. When reached for tonight's tribute, he said, "Coo," then asked for a new bedpan. So the legendary wit has not gone with the passing of time... or his colon.

Eric: Well, John's obviously the cruel heartless bastard.::Doctor: [archive footage] Now I know some hospitals where you get the patients lying around in beds.::Eric: Michael's the sweet, slightly ineffective lower middle class one.::Silly Walker: [archive footage] I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a government grant to help me develop it.::Eric: Terry is the ratbag woman.::Ratbag Woman: [archive footage] [cackles with laughter]::Eric: and Gilliam is anything with unpleasant makeup jobs. [archive footage of Gilliam with a ferret through his head]

Eric: It's ridiculous, there's no sense to it at all. Why are the Vikings there? Why are they dressed as Vikings? Why are they singing love songs to pressed meat?

Eric: [about 'Sit on My Face'] Gracie would have loved my version I'm sure.

Michael Palin: [archive footage - debate in defence of Life of Brian] Yes, you started out with an open mind.

John Cleese: [archive footage - debate in defence of Life of Brian] 400 years ago we would have be burned for this film. Now I am suggesting we have made an advance.

Actors Graham Chapman (actor), John Cleese (actor), John Cleese (actor), John Cleese (actor), John Cleese (actor), John Cleese (actor), Phil Collins (actor), Ronnie Corbett (actor), John Cleese (actor), David Frost (actor), Terry Gilliam (actor), Terry Gilliam (actor), Terry Gilliam (actor), Terry Gilliam (actor), Terry Gilliam (actor),

Connery, Sean Filmography

• Sir Billi 2012, role: actor, character name: Sir Billi Play in Full Screen
• Sir Billi 2012, role: producer, Play in Full Screen
• Ever to Excel 2012, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Everything or Nothing 2012, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Gilles Jacob, l'arpenteur de la croisette 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Casper och den förbjudna filmen 2009, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Franco Cristaldi e il suo cinema Paradiso 2009, role: actor, Play in Full Screen
• Hollywood sul Tevere 2009, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Age of Believing: The Disney Live Action Classics 2008, role: actor, character name: Michael McBride Play in Full Screen
• Oscar, que empiece el espectáculo 2008, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Infinite Space: The Architecture of John Lautner 2008, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Al Pacino 2007, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Modern Greeks: C.P. Cavafy 2007, role: actor, character name: Narrator - recitation of 'Ithaka' Play in Full Screen
• Ein Leben wie im Flug 2007, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• True Bond 2007, role: actor, character name: James Bond Play in Full Screen
• Cannes, 60 ans d'histoires 2007, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Thunderball Boat Show Promo 2006, role: actor, character name: James Bond Play in Full Screen
• Ken Adam's Production Films: You Only Live Twice 2006, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• I Love the '70s: Volume 2 2006, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Bill Suitor: The Rocket Man Movies 2006, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Premiere Bond: Opening Nights 2006, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Sean Connery 2006, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Sir Billi the Vet 2006, role: actor, character name: Sir Billi Play in Full Screen
• On Tour with the Aston Martin DB5 2006, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Animated Storyboard Sequence: The Boat Chase 2006, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Bill Suitor: The Rocket Man Movies 2006, role: actor, character name: James Bond Play in Full Screen
• Sean Connery 1971: The BBC Interview 2006, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Ken Adam's Production Films: Thunderball 2006, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Lesson #007: Close Quarters Combat 2006, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Sir Billi the Vet 2006, role: producer, Play in Full Screen
• World of Robin Hood 2006, role: actor, character name: Robin Hood Play in Full Screen
• The Untouchables: The Script, the Cast 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Untouchables: Production Stories 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The 76th Annual Academy Awards 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself - Opening Announcer Play in Full Screen
• Making 'Murder on the Orient Express' 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Le nom de la rose 2004, role: actor, character name: William of Baskerville Play in Full Screen
• 101 Biggest Celebrity Oops 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself - #65: Things They Shouldn't Say Play in Full Screen
• 30 veces 31 2003, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 2003, role: producer, Play in Full Screen
• The Light and Magic of 'Indiana Jones' 2003, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The 75th Annual Academy Awards 2003, role: actor, character name: Past Winner Play in Full Screen
• The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 2003, role: actor, character name: Allan Quatermain Play in Full Screen
• Sex at 24 Frames Per Second 2003, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The 75th Annual Academy Awards 2003, role: actor, character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Actress in a Supporting Role Play in Full Screen
• Assembling the League 2003, role: actor, character name: Himself - 'Allan Quatermain' Play in Full Screen
• Indiana Jones: Making the Trilogy 2003, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Queen: Greatest Video Hits 2 2003, role: actor, character name: Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez Play in Full Screen
• James Bond: A BAFTA Tribute 2002, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Happy Anniversary Mr. Bond 2002, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Bond Girls Are Forever 2002, role: actor, character name: James Bond Play in Full Screen

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