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William Shatner performs a concert of biographical songs that take the audience into the reality of his life and career: from STAR TREK to BOSTON LEGAL. Shatner sings in front of a live audience with Ben Folds, Brad Paisley and Joe Jackson. Leonard Nimoy, Patrick Stewart, Kate Mulgrew and Candice Bergen make cameos.
Keywords: concert-film, tv-special
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BARBARY COAST: Short-lived tv series that starred William Shatner, Richard Kiel, Doug McClure, and Dave Turner. Ti ran on ABC. from 1975 to 1976.
One of the best MAD TV skits ever made: Frank Caliendo plays William Shatner.
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Danny Baker hosts this 1995 chat-show, interviewing William Shatner at 26:00, Nichelle Nichols at 31:30, Mark Lamarr at 6:00, Adam Ant at 14:30. Performances...
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William Shatner on "Larry King Now" - Full Episode Available in the U.S. on Ora.TV From Manischewitz to iPhones: Two of the world's most famous octogenarians...
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Mr. Shatner is interviewed prior to the filming of Star Trek: The Motion Picture. See and hear our science fiction/fetish multimedia project at www.septimusorion.com
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From The Science Fiction Film Awards, William Shatner's unforgettable performance of Elton John's "Rocket Man". Includes Karen Black's introduction of Bernie Taupin, and Taupin's introduction of Shatner. Rock-It, Man... :-) This aired on local Chicago TV on Friday, January 20th 1978. For an even better quality version, and to view the entire Science Fiction Film Awards, visit - http://www.FuzzyMemories.TV The Museum of Classic Chicago Television.
Craig chats with William Shatner from "Shatner's World"...Craig is good at plugging what people are doing. (CSA = Craig Squirming Alert)
William Shatner presents a light-hearted look at how the "Star Trek" TV series have influenced and inspired today's technologies, including: cell phones, med...
Moving America Forward, Hosted by William Shatner, interviews Award Winning Author, Entrepreneur, and Farmer, Rebecca Crownover, on her brand and children's books series Texas Farm Girl. Texas Farm Girl is helping America move forward by keeping farming at the forefront of children's minds by entertaining, educating, and inspiring children through her own experiences as a farmer. In order to take America to new sustainable levels in Agriculture for the future, it is important to keep our children today engaged in order to meet our future demands. For more information, visit: www.texasfarmgirl.com
Jennifer Garner and Mark Wahlberg present the Best Supporting Actor in a TV Series Musical or Comedy award to William Shatner for "Boston Legal." Shatner tha...
April 11 (Bloomberg) -- Actor William Shatner discusses his career and new ventures with the DIY Network on Bloomberg Television's "Bloomberg West." (Source:...
Link to watch/download Comedy Central's Roast of William Shatner: https://www.dropbox.com/s/fjrv6k0c0c5jvcf/Comedy%20Central%20Roast%20of%20William%20Shatner%20Watch%20%20%20Download%20MP4%20Online%20%E2%80%93%20vDownload.eu.mp4?dl=0 Looking for the full episode of Comedy Central's Roast of William Shatner? Well look no further! I have provided a link to watch the full show and for download! Enjoy =)
Commercial: Captain Kirk und Mr. Spock tauschen Raumschiff Enterprise gegen Volkswagen e-Golf und XL1 Volkswagen hat eine umfangreiche Imagekampagne zu e-Mobilität und Innovation gestartet. Hauptakteure der Kampagne unter dem Motto „Zukunft für alle. Innovationen für alle." sind die Schauspieler William Shatner und Leonard Nimoy, besser bekannt als Captain James T. Kirk und Mr. Spock aus der Fernsehserie „Raumschiff Enterprise". Neben den TV-Stars stehen die Volkswagen Modelle XL11, e-up!2 und e-Golf3 im Mittelpunkt der On- und Offline-Kampagne. TV-Spot: Zukunft für alle Länge: 45/35 Sekunden Kreativagentur: DDB Berlin Regisseur: Erich Joiner (mehrfach Gewinner des Gold-Löwen in Cannes) Kamera: Robert Richardson (3-facher Oscar-Gewinner) Musik: Nachkomposition der Star Trek Musik auf Basis der Notenrechte Interpret: Alexander Courage (Original) bearbeitet von TRO GmbH // Songtitel: "Where no man has Gone before" © by CBS TV / Bruin Music Company Suberverlag: Sony/ATV Music Publisher (Germany) GmbH
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Frank TV spoofs the making of the new Star Trek movie. Frank plays William Shatner who shows up during the filming to help Chris Pine understand the role of ...
Cultural icon Leonard Nimoy talks with LA Times Reporter Geoff Boucher about his work as an actor, director and photographer. In part two of the interview, Nimoy reveals the inception of the Star Trek movies, great moments in The Original Series, and the origin of the Vulcan salute. Subscribe for more from Nerdist: http://bit.ly/Sub2Nerdist Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NerdistDotCom Check out Nerdist.com: http://www.nerdist.com
On February 7, 2013, the Canadian Space Agency hosted over 30 "space tweeps" at its headquarters for a unique tweetup event during which Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield had a phone conversation with Canadian actor William Shatner, known for his role of Captain Kirk in the Star Trek tv series. The event started with a short presentation from Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen followed by the conversation between Hadfield and Shatner, and a short Q&A; session between Hadfield and space tweeps. Credit: CSA Learn more about the Canadian Astronaut Chris Hadfield mission: http://www.asc-csa.gc.ca/eng/missions/expedition34-35/default.asp
Actor William Shatner chats live during a CSA event with Expedition 34 astronaut Chris Hadfield aboard the ISS on Feb. 7, 2013. At the time of this conversation the ISS was flying over the southern Atlantic, off the eastern coast of South America. Video from CSA live feed/Ustream http://www.ustream.tv/channel/asc-csa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QmmBcFkXZs - Watch William Shatner's Introduction to Myouterspace - LeVar Burton and Brent Spiner were the surprise final gue...
Mark Walters and Devin Pike from http://bigfanboy.com talk with iconic actor William Shatner about his great dog (which he got in Texas) and animal husbandry...
Go to http://www.creationent.com for information about upcoming conventions. Exclusive William Shatner interview with Creation TV at the Star Trek Las Vegas Event August 2007.
Run starts at 5:19 Watch live: http://www.twitch.tv/GamesDoneQuick Official page: https://gamesdonequick.com/ Runner(s): http://www.twitch.tv/adam_ak Official Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule Games Done Quick is a series of charity video game marathons. These events feature high-level play by speedrunners raising money for charity. Games Done Quick has teamed up with several charities in its five-year history, such as Doctors Without Borders and the Prevent Cancer Foundation. http://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/ http://preventcancer.org/ Donate here: https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donate/12 Donation Tracker: https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/12 Uploading the runs here for convenience. @runner: Feel free to leave a comment or drop me a message if you want your run removed. @all Drop a comment if there's something wrong. Playlist here: http://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_NsA72Bgro96PNeBjK7G07qQ1PtCTrVe Subtitles: Barely beta. Chatlog can be turned on/off optionally by en-/disabling captions. Check out the options, especially background and font opacity (transparency). Until youtube fixes their v3 API, they may be distributed across several languages, in alphabetic order.
On July 27th,2009, Howard Stern Show announcer George Takei appeared and responded to William Shatner. If you want funny commentary on currents events listen...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oryFO-J2Zs&list;=PL6F9C4D4658081E82&index;=0 Animate Shatner Contest Entries Myouterspace is thrilled to announce the C...
Actor William Shatner continues to stand by his decision not to attend his good friend and “Star Trek” co-star Leonard Nimoy’s funeral. Shatner spoke to “Extra” at NBC’s Summer Press Day, explaining why he attended an American Red Cross event in Florida as opposed to flying back to Los Angeles for the services.
Narrated by William Shatner. This film shows a mysterious and incredibly violent universe. The footage illustrates almost inconceivable extremes of size and ...
Aboard the International Space Station, Expedition 34 Flight Engineer Chris Hadfield of the Canadian Space Agency (CSA) speaks with Canadian-born actor Willi...
William Shatner invites you to be a part of his world for a one night event at a theater near you across the US on April 24, 2014. Brought to you by priceline.com To find out where this is playing in your area: http://bit.ly/ShatnersWorld
William Shatner's Hollywood Horse Show Charity Event.
Shatner swearing included!!** The captain himself leads his Paintball army against Radio DJ Mancow and Paintball hero Tom Kaye in Shatners 2002 Spplat Atta...
Recorded on April 5, 2011 using a Flip Video camera.
William Shatner made a surprising return to Los Angeles Sunday but was quiet about whether he would attend Leonard Nimoy's funeral. Shatner tweeted on Saturday he would not be able to go due to a charity event he had scheduled in Florida -- however he was spotted in California Sunday morning. Shatner remained tight lipped about whether a backlash from fans made him change his mind about paying his last respects to Spock. http://www.tmz.com/2015/03/01/william-shatner-leonard-nimoy-funeral-attend-video/ http://www.wochit.com
http://nerdist.com The legendary William Shatner chats with Chris and Jonah about his upcoming show Shatner's World in movie theaters around the country, his...
Fathom Events and Priceline.com are thrilled to bring one of the most recognizable actors of our time, William Shatner, to select cinemas nationwide for a hilarious one-night event on Thursday, April 24 at 7:30pm (local time). Shatner's World, the critically acclaimed one-man show, takes audiences on an exhilarating behind-the-scenes voyage through his storied life and career. For more information and participating theatres, visit http://bit.ly/ShatnersWorld9.
Cast members of the television and movie series "Star Trek" reminisce about the making of the series and the films, and give their opinions on why the series has been so successful. Director: Michael Mahler
Highlights of William Shatner's acting in the Star Trek episode "The Enemy Within". Captain Kirk has to cope with a transporter malfunction that creates an e...
Criteria: exclusively episodes of the original 60's Star Trek Series. Phasers are for wimps. Join http://www.WatchMojo.com as we count down the top 10 greate...
William Shatner Confirms Possible Star Trek 3 Role Subscribe Now! ► http://bit.ly/SubClevverMovies William Shatner may finally be going boldly back to where he’s gone before. Just last week there was a rumor floating around that William Shatner was being eyed to return as Captain James T Kirk in the third Star Trek movie. A short time later, Star Trek writer and new franchise director Roberto Orci posted on trekmovie.com that is was quote, “Not in my interest to confirm or deny anything because it limits my options while maintaining my integrity as a truth teller. The movie is not the movie till it is in the theater. Until then, everything is a rumor.” Shatner himself denied the rumor tweeting that he doesn’t know anything about the gossip and nobody has contacted him about a possible role. Well, if we’ve learned anything it’s never trust a denial, because over the weekend Shatner made an appearance at Wizard World Nashville Comic Con where he confirmed that J.J. Abrams had contacted him about a possible role saying that the new director has an idea where he could be included and wanted to know if it would be something he is interested in. Shatner said his response to Abrams was quote, “It depends on what you do with the character, but I would be delighted.” As for why Shatner decided to come clean even though Abrams asked him not to say anything about it, Shatner claims when he got home, news of the director saying he wanted Shatner and Nimoy to return was all over the internet. Of course, nothing is confirmed just yet, but Shatner questions how they would figure out a way to get him to return fifty years later into the movie. I guess we’ll all just have to wait and see, but for now the plan is to shoot early next year for a 2016 release, which would coincide with the franchise’s 50th anniversary. So who’d like to see Shatner and Nimoy together again in Star Trek 3? Share your thoughts with us in the comments below or over on Twitter @ClevverMovies and to find out which 9 sequels we thought were better than the original, be sure to click right here. There just may be one that all you Star Trek fans may recognize. Until next time, I’m Miriam Isa, thanks for watching ClevverMovies! For More Clevver Visit: Like us on Facebook: http://Facebook.com/ClevverMovies Follow us on Twitter: http://Twitter.com/ClevverMovies Keep up with us on Instagram: http://instagr.am/Clevver Website: http://www.clevver.com Add us to your circles on Google+: http://google.com/+ClevverMovies Tweet Miriam: https://twitter.com/MiriamIsa
William Shatner - Shatnerian Monologue - Star Trek "Return To Tomorrow"
Star Trek actor William Shatner discusses how they shot the special effects (SFX) in the "Star Trek" movies, doing a monologue at the Improv, the success of ...
In a recent article Director JJ Abrams talked about the reasons why William Shatner is not in the new Star Trek Movie. William Shatner responds to the statem...
"I'm losing command!" In this brilliant example of the William Shatner school of acting, Captain Kirk faces his fears as he and Mr Spock share a personal mom...
William Shatner talks JJ Abrams and Star Trek 3 at Nashville Comic Con!! Want to come to one of our shows? Go to www.wizardworld.com to check out when we'll bring a Comic Con to a city near you!! ---------------------------- Be sure to subscribe and check out other videos we're sure you'll love! www.youtube.com/user/wizardworld Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/wizardworld Twitter: http://twitter.com/WizardWorld Instagram: http://instagram.com/wizardworld# Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/wizardworld/
William Shatner, the original Captain Kirk, talks with CNN's Don Lemon about the new Star Trek film and the legacy of the franchise.
Cast members of the television and movie series "Star Trek" reminisce about the making of the series and the films, and give their opinions on why the series has been so successful. Based on the books: Star Trek Memories and Star Trek Movie Memories by William Shatner.
Jonathan Ross meets William Shatner, who plays Captain Kirk in Star Trek at the Destination Star Trek 3 held in London
"SHATNER WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BIKE?!" William Shatner recalls the time he pranked Leonard Nimoy on the Star Trek set at Salt Lake City Comic Con 2013
William Shatner weighs in on the decades long debate of what was better: Star Trek versus Star Wars? What are your thoughts? Let us know.
Star Trek the Original Series Clip to the music of "Common People" by William Shatner from his album "Has Been". NOTE: This clip was made purely for personal...
Footage extracted from an old biography special of William Shatner, looking at the work of the two captains and their actors in 'Star Trek Generations'.
A mashup of the old animated Star Trek series and William Shatner's cover of Pulp's "Common People." Done in the style of K/S stories, kinda. Therefore, a "slashup." For those complaining, Joe Jackson is the singer in this duet, but Ben Folds produced the entire album it comes from, which I think is where the confusion is coming from. On Kirk/Spock stories, from Wikipedia: Almost from the beginning, fans noticed the loving nature of the relationship. A few fan writers started speculating about the possibility of a sexual relationship between Kirk and Spock. The Kirk/Spock phenomenon eventually took on a life of its own, and became one of the driving forces in Star Trek fanzines during their heyday.
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William Shatner was in the red chair to talk about his acting career, combating loneliness and more. George Stroumboulopoulos Tonight airs weeknights at 7 an...
He played one of Hollywoods most iconic continuing characters,Captain James T.Kirk of the starship Enterprise. Prior to Star Trek 2 he talked with me about a...
William Shatner interviewed and singing on The Mike Douglas Show 25th February 1969. This first part is the interview only, watch the second part for Shatner singing tracks from the Transformed Man live. Shatner talks about Captain Kirk, Star Trek, his new album and more.
This is part 1 of William Shatner on Friday Night With Jonathan Ross, the first appearance in 2006. Shatner later appeared recently in 2009.
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Fun interview from 2006-ish.
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George wants a part in J.J. Abrams' "Star Trek," but he has strong opinions about which roles are appropriate for the original '60s cast. More CONAN @ http:/...
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Shatner being Shatner talking about spiders. From the Special Edition DVD that you can buy here - http://www.shoutfactory.com/browse/307/kingdom_of_the_spide...
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In an interview taped two days before Leonard Nimoy's death, William Shatner reflects on Nimoy's legacy.
Just days before the release of Star Trek 2 to theaters in 1982, Shatner appears on a talk show with guest hostess Joan Rivers. Shatner tells how Star Trek has affected his life, and also discusses breeding Dobermans and quarter horses.
This is an excerpt of an interview with William Shatner included on the "Star Trek V" special features disc. The absolute ridiculousness of his B.S. is mind-...
Creator/executive producer David E. Kelley talks about his first meeting with William Shatner ("Denny Crane"). ABOUT THE PALEY CENTER: In an era of rapid cha...
Here is a rare interview with William Shtaner and Leonard Nimoy at the very early stages of the original Star Trek TV show from 1966..
WILLIAM SHATNER SAID: "During the years I was brought up, there was quite a distinction. The english were here. The french were there. But I lived in a kind ...
William Shatner wins the 2005 Emmy Award for Supporting Actor in a Drama Series for his performance as Danny Crane in Boston Legal.
Before he was Captain James T. Kirk of the starship USS Enterprise. William Shatner was a racist in The Intruder. The movie is also known as Shame and I Hate...
The Captains is a voyage of self-discovery by none other than William Shatner, the legendary Canadian actor and entertainment icon, who pioneered the role of...
Alleged horror movie made by the creator of The Outer Limits. This movie gets better reviews on the IMDB than it deserves in my opinion. The three things goi...
Now Available on DVD: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005DEUEV8/ William Shatner presents the feature documentary Star Trek fans have been waiting for... Since first soaring onto television screens in the mid 1960s, Star Trek has become one of the most beloved franchises of all time. The original Captain Kirk, William Shatner, travels around the globe to interview the elite group of actors (Patrick Stewart, Chris Pine, Scott Bakula, Avery Brooks and more) who have portrayed the role of Enterprise Captain, giving fans an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the pop culture phenomenon.
Host Mick Garris chats with actor William Shatner about STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE (1979), and about the science-fiction and fantasy genres. With a cameo performance by Howard Stevens.
"No-one's 'just friends' with a bellydancer!" Words cannot do justice to this incredible movie. May you well brand this a 'crappy', 'weak' or 'lame' film, ye...
William Shatner is introduced by lyricist Bernie Taupin before hilariously "performing" Elton John's hit "Rocket Man" at the 1978 Science Fiction Film Awards which he co-hosted with Karen Black.
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BMT's Tony was at the premier showing of The Captains a film by William Shatner as he interviewed former Star Trek Captains Patrick Stewart, Avery Brooks, Ka...
Universe. Academy Award nominated documentary narrated by William Shatner. Tells the story of the universe, the life cycle of stars, black holes and cosmic m...
"One nation. Under God. Under fire. Under siege." William Shatner plays the role of Aidan Carvell, a businessman running for Congress as an independent candi...
William Shatner loves deep-fried turkey, but over many Thanksgivings and Christmases he's made mistakes, burned himself, and nearly burned down his house. In...
From The 1978 Science Fiction Film Awards.
Airplane II: The Sequel movie clips: http://j.mp/1uw9RQW BUY THE MOVIE: http://amzn.to/zqIhyW Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: Commander Buck Murdock (William Shatner) takes charge and gives orders. FILM DESCRIPTION: With the Jerry Zucker-Jim Abrahams-David Zucker team absent, this sequel to the cash-cow 1980 spoof Airplane once again finds garrulous man-with-a-past Ted Striker (Robert Hays) compelled to take over the controls of crippled aircraft, all the while trying to patch up his relationship with stewardess Elaine (Julie Hagerty). This time, the first passenger space shuttle is launched into orbit -- and takes off for the moon - but the on-board computer malfunctions and sends the craft hurtling toward the sun, threatening the lives of everyone on board. Lloyd Bridges and Peter Graves return from the first Airplane, while William Shatner, Chad Everett, Sonny Bono, Raymond Burr and Chuck Conners join the cast, as they too lampoon their established images. CREDITS: TM & © Paramount (1982) Cast: William Shatner, Richard Gilliland, Steven Hirsch Director: Ken Finkleman Producers: Mel Dellar, Howard W. Koch Screenwriter: Ken Finkleman WHO ARE WE? The MOVIECLIPS channel is the largest collection of licensed movie clips on the web. Here you will find unforgettable moments, scenes and lines from all your favorite films. Made by movie fans, for movie fans. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR MOVIE CHANNELS: MOVIECLIPS: http://bit.ly/1u2yaWd ComingSoon: http://bit.ly/1DVpgtR Indie & Film Festivals: http://bit.ly/1wbkfYg Hero Central: http://bit.ly/1AMUZwv Extras: http://bit.ly/1u431fr Classic Trailers: http://bit.ly/1u43jDe Pop-Up Trailers: http://bit.ly/1z7EtZR Movie News: http://bit.ly/1C3Ncd2 Movie Games: http://bit.ly/1ygDV13 Fandango: http://bit.ly/1Bl79ye Fandango FrontRunners: http://bit.ly/1CggQfC HIT US UP: Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1y8M8ax Twitter: http://bit.ly/1ghOWmt Pinterest: http://bit.ly/14wL9De Tumblr: http://bit.ly/1vUwhH7
William Shatner hams it up in the 1996 made for tv movie "Dead Man's Island". The film featured a great supporting cast: Barbara Eden (I Dream of Jeannie), T...
This is the trailer for the re-release of Incubus, starring William Shatner(1965). This is an outstanding film shot entirely in the language Esperanto. You c...
The first in a series, I discuss William Shatner's first horror film, Incubus.
An idea born in unsettled times becomes a feat of engineering excellence. The most complex machine ever built to bring humans to and from space and eventuall...
SHATNER! Teaches acting! A sketch featuring Wes Johnson, Jim Nieb and Shari Elliker from the comedy troupe Fresh Victims. Written by Wes Johnson. Filmed and ...
Disclaimer: I do not own this music. I do not claim to own this music. I do not make any money from this video. It is only here because it is an awesome song. And if you read the comments, you will see how awesome it is. William Shatner "sings" It Hasn't Happened Yet on stage. Buy on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?i=171352241&id;=171352236&s;=143441 I hope the only reason this isn't up yet is because no one uploaded it yet. Not that it was up but was taken down and that this one will end up that way too. Because it's awesome as hell and it's a good song. Edit: This is now my second most popular video. Surpassed by my Mac OS X Lion preview video thanks to MacRumors.
Full performance and brief interview on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, aired January 22, 1999
From the 2002 album 'Has Been'. A great album, by the way.
A video tribute to a great cover by Mr. William Shatner.
Subscribe to SaturdayNightLive: http://j.mp/1bjU39d Monologues: http://j.mp/16NdBBC SEASON 12: http://j.mp/1ha4PMO During his monologue, William Shatner talk...
From the 2002 album "Has Been". Great album by the way. This is track #3. The footage is from the S.F. Giants Summer Carnival after Sanchez pitched a no-hitter. I know this song is called, "You'll Have Time", but it's probably something the record company decided because they didn't want to have 'You're Gonna Die' on the album cover. The song is way more about how you're gonna die than it is about how you will have some time.
The Academy of Television Arts and Sciences interviewed William Shatner for their archives. The Shatner Project filmed behind the scenes. Here Bill Shatner t...
William Shatner sings a great song with some great clips in it.
Watch one of our favorite moments from the Hot in Cleveland Live Episode! Who is the real Sally from Cincinnati?
Something that aired on E! Entertainment a long while back (hence the old copy). This is the alleged 71st Funniest Thing ever done on SNL, the infamous William Shatner goes to a Trek convention bit. I upload it here cause, well, I'm in it. THIS clip officially coronates me as THE Number One Trekker of All Time. Hoo yah ;) I posted it once before and it got pulled, so I'm trying the trick of reversing the image to escape the youtube bots who check for these things. Enjoy
A psychedelic tribute clip in honor of Mr. William Shatner's version of Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds.
funny psychadelic vid of william shatner doing his rendition of LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS,, clourful and cheeky...
The epic exchange between two Canadians, CSA astronaut Chris Hadfield and actor William Shatner of Star Trek fame, unfolds from the first tweet to a friendly goodbye in this highlight video produced by the CSA. The conversation was live-streamed from CSA headquarters in Saint-Hubert, Quebec, during a tweetup that featured questions from space tweeps and presentations from Canadian scientists and researchers who have experiments on board the Station. February 7, 2013. To see all the tweets that lit up the Twittersphere, visit http://ow.ly/hufkR or http://ow.ly/hu38t (for mobile).
At RSA conference in San Francisco February 25th 2014 #throughglass
Scott explains why he got into a Twitter feud with William Shatner. SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #KIMMEL: http://bit.ly/JKLSubscribe Watch the latest Halloween Candy Prank: http://bit.ly/KimmelHalloweenCandy Watch the latest Mean Tweets: http://bit.ly/KimmelMeanTweets Connect with Jimmy Kimmel Live Online: Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live WEBSITE: http://bit.ly/JKLWebsite Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/JKLFacebook Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/JKLTwitter Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on INSTAGRAM: http://bit.ly/JKLInstagram About Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy-winning "Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC's late-night talk show. "Jimmy Kimmel Live" is well known for its huge viral video successes with 2.5 billion views on YouTube alone. Some of Kimmel's most popular comedy bits include - Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Jimmy's Twerk Fail Prank, Unnecessary Censorship, YouTube Challenge, The Baby Bachelor, Movie: The Movie, Handsome Men's Club, Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective and music videos like "I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum" and a Blurred Lines parody with Robin Thicke, Pharrell, Jimmy and his security guard Guillermo. Now in its thirteenth season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon. Scott Foley on His Twitter Feud with William Shatner http://youtu.be/2RnV3I435t0
From a 1989 episode of Almost Live!
Shatner's "Rocket Man" condensed to just the performance.
Wil Wheaton performing his story "William F*cking Shatner" with Paul and Storm live at "Wil Wheaton vs. Paul and Storm" at Largo, Tuesday, March 29, 2011. FY...
Find more at youtube.com/posthollywood or join us online at: facebook.com/posthollywood www.twitter.com/posthollywood www.posthollywood.com HOLY. SHATNER. subscribe! http://bit.ly/RYiYRg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKaKvu-Iv_w Star Trek actor William Shatner is returning to Broadway for the first time in 50 years! Shatner's World: We All Just Live in It on the road with a national tour starting on the Great White Way in February. Subscribe to robdtv yet? We are a brand new channel right here on YouTube and working on a new video right now. Click that Subscribe button and join in on the fun. Thanks for watching the music video - this song is available now on iTunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/preorder/seeking-major-tom/id463978256 Thanks to some cool people, we're giving away FREE cds, posters, and other cool stuff to our favorite video responses - so send us a response to the video, a drawing you made, your response video can be anything. Respond with a comment/video response below to win and send the link in a message to the robdtv channel. Buy it! http://itunes.apple.com/us/preorder/seeking-major-tom/id463978256 Courtesy of Cleopatra Records 2011 William Shatner feat. John Wetton (King Crimson / Asia) - Bohemian Rhapsody Produced and Directed by Robert Dahlem Music Produced by Adam Hamilton Executive Produced: Brian Perera Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Seeking-Major-Tom-William-Shatner/dp/B005HMUPYW/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie;=UTF8&qid;=1317943803&sr;=1-1
Complete full panel recording of William Shatner & Patrick Stewart "Reunion Of The Generations" at the Montreal 2012 ComicCon by attendees. There's a surpris...
Shatner, Stern
William Shatner explores the theory that the U.S. government is involved in a cover-up of visiting alien spacecraft. Based on a book by Erich von Daniken, th...
Here's another rare episode that includes the original commercials, thanks to a second, unedited copy provided by epaddon. I preserved as much as possible of my original copy due to its somewhat higher a/v quality. Of special interest is the restored material starting around 27:15. There's an extra bit of John giving his spiel instructing viewers on how to contact the show. Being able to restore the old commercials is nice enough, but here we have almost a minute of extra pure, undiluted John Charles Daly, actual new WML content that's never been seen on GSN! MYSTERY GUEST: Jack Lemmon PANEL: Dorothy Kilgallen, William Shatner, Kitty Carlisle, Bennett Cerf ----------------------------- Join our Facebook group for WML-- great discussions, photos, etc, and great people! https://www.facebook.com/groups/728471287199862/
It's the international Star Trek convention in London, a magnet for thousands of Trekkies - devotees of the Star trek cult from all over the world. Stephen Sackur speaks to the veteran Hollywood actor William Shatner who will forever be known to these fans as Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. After six decades of acting and a host of career highs and lows does Star Trek feel like a blessing or a curse?
00:00 Cold open 03:52 Monologue 13:28 Tweets and emails 18:00 William Shatner 29:15 Alona Tal 37:42 Ending
Since I recently posted Nimoy's debut album the other day, I may as well post this madness to go with it. TRACKLIST: (00:00) 01. King Henry The Fifth (03:00) 02. Elegy For The Brave (06:18) 03. Cyrano De Bregerac (09:49) 04. Mr. Tambourine Man (13:09) 05. The Tragedy Of Prince Hamlet (16:58) 06. It Was A Very Good Year (20:57) 07. Romeo And Juliet (24:00) 08. How Insensitive (Insensatez) (27:43) 09. Spleen (30:36) 10. Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds (33:41) 11. The Transformed Man
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Craig Ferguson (born 17 May 1962) is a Scottish-born American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, author, producer and voice artist. He is the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, an Emmy Award-nominated, Peabody Award-winning late-night talk show that airs on CBS. Additionally, Ferguson hosts the syndicated Celebrity Name Game. After starting his career in Britain with music, comedy and theatre, Ferguson moved to the United States where he found success in the role of Nigel Wick on The Drew Carey Show. He has written and starred in three films, directing one of them. Ferguson has also written two books: Between the Bridge and the River, a novel, and American on Purpose, a memoir.Early life and education[edit] Ferguson was born in Stobhill Hospital, in the Springburn district of Glasgow, Scotland, to Robert and Janet Ferguson, on 17 May 1962,[2][3] and raised in nearby Cumbernauld, growing up "chubby and bullied". He was raised Scottish Presbyterian.[4][5] When he was six months old, he and his family moved from their Springburn apartment to a council house in Cumbernauld. They lived there as Glasgow was re-housing many people following damage to the city from World War II.[5] Ferguson attended Muirfield Primary School and Cumbernauld High School.[6] At age sixteen, Ferguson dropped out of Cumbernauld High School and began an apprenticeship to be an electronics technician at a local factory of American company Burroughs Corporation.[7] His first visit to the United States was as a teenager to visit an uncle who lived on Long Island, near New York City.[8] When he moved to New York City in 1983, he worked in construction in Harlem.[9][10] Ferguson later became a bouncer at the nightclub Save the Robots. The Late Late Show[edit] Main article: The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson In December 2004, it was announced that Ferguson would be the successor to Craig Kilborn on CBS's The Late Late Show. His first show as the regular host aired on 3 January 2005. By May 2008, Ben Alba, an American television historian and an authority on U.S. talk shows, said Ferguson "has already made his mark, taking the TV monologue to new levels with an underlying story. But he is only just starting ... He is making up his own rules: It's the immigrant experience."[20] The show is unique in that it has no "human" sidekicks such as Ed McMahon on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson or Conan O'Brien's Andy Richter.[26][27] He has a remotely operated skeleton named Geoff Peterson and two silent performers in a horse costume. His monologues are conducted within a few feet of the camera versus the long distance that Johnny Carson kept from the camera and audience.[28] These props are the modern offspring of the legendary comedian Soupy Sales with his children's show being uncannily similar although not nearly as consistent as Ferguson's polished and intuitive delivery.[29] The Late Late Show averaged 2.0 million viewers in its 2007 season, compared with 2.5 million for Late Night with Conan O'Brien.[30] In April 2008, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson beat Late Night with Conan O'Brien for weekly ratings (1.88 million to 1.77 million) for the first time since the two shows went head-to-head with their respective hosts.[31] By the end of 2009, Craig Ferguson topped Jimmy Fallon in the ratings with Ferguson getting a 1.8 rating/6 share and Fallon receiving a 1.6 rating/6 share.[32] By 2014, Ferguson's ratings had faltered, trailing those of Late Night with Seth Meyers with an average of 1.35 million viewers versus 2.02 million.[33] On 28 April 2014, Ferguson announced he will leave The Late Late Show at the end of 2014.[34] His contract was set to expire in June 2014, but a six-month extension was agreed on in order to provide a more graceful exit and give CBS more time to find a replacement host.[35][36] He will reportedly receive US$5 million as part of his contract because he was not selected as the replacement for Letterman's Late Show.[37] Ferguson made the decision prior to Letterman's announcement but agreed to delay making his own decision public until the reaction to Letterman's decision had died down.[36] CBS Entertainment Chair Nina Tassler said, following the announcement, that in his decade as host Ferguson had "infused the broadcast with tremendous energy, unique comedy, insightful interviews and some of the most heartfelt monologues seen on television."[38] CBS intends to continue the franchise with James Corden as the new host
Wil Wheaton tells the story of his first meeting with William Shatner, who turned out to be sort of a... jerk. From the Wil Wheaton vs. Paul and Storm show, ...
Spotlight on William Shatner panel at Pac Con, Spokane. October 25,2014. He is one very awesome Captain!
William Shatner was offered a unique opportunity to call the International Space Station and speak to Canadian astronaut Commander Chris Hadfield. Commander ...
But William Shatner still stands by the decision not to go to Leonard Nimoy’s funeral ... William ...
The Inquisitr 2015-04-07LOS ANGELES, April 7, 2015 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- Organizers for the 25th Anniversary of the William Shatner Priceline.
PR Newswire 2015-04-07What nationality is William Shatner? Does he eat meat, and what does he have a degree in?
Gulf News 2015-04-07But Shatner revealed that he devoted time before Nimoy’s death to visiting his friend.
The Inquisitr 2015-04-07... fights and weird character arcs played with relish by Emmy winners James Spader and William Shatner.
Zap2it 2015-04-07Next year, Star Trek will be celebrating its 50th Anniversary, and lead William Shatner recently ...
Cinema Blend 2015-04-06William Shatner is refusing to apologize for putting a charity event before his friend and colleague ...
Canoe 2015-04-06Last month, she expressed her fears of a curse on the cast of Star Wars, after suffering a minor car accident.
The Daily Mail 2015-04-06... for an Emmy in 2014) and multiple-award –winning Brown Bag Wine Tasting with William Shatner.
PR Newswire 2015-04-06... wrong reasons) from his space sci-fi soul mates from Star Trek, William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy.
Forbes 2015-04-03That is a first ... See also: William Shatner isn't a big fan of Twitter's ad experiment.
Mashable 2015-04-01... including one that would have seen the return of actor William Shatner as Kirk, fell through.
Minds 2015-04-01Jordan and Sylvester Stallone. ) ... Kirk and Capt ... Lucky number seven? ... And we’re not talking about William Shatner’s waistline.
Canoe 2015-04-01William Alan Shatner (born March 22, 1931) is a Canadian actor, musician, recording artist, author and film director. He gained worldwide fame and became a cultural icon for his portrayal of James T. Kirk, captain of the USS Enterprise, in the science fiction television series Star Trek from 1966 to 1969, Star Trek: The Animated Series from 1973 to 1974, and in seven of the subsequent Star Trek feature films from 1979 to 1994. He has written a series of books chronicling his experiences playing Captain Kirk and being a part of Star Trek, and has co-written several novels set in the Star Trek universe. He has also authored a series of science fiction novels called TekWar that were adapted for television.
Shatner also played the eponymous veteran police sergeant in T. J. Hooker from 1982 to 1986. Afterwards, he hosted the reality-based television series, Rescue 911 from 1989 to 1996, which won a People's Choice Award for Favorite New TV Dramatic Series. He has since worked as a musician, author, producer, director and celebrity pitchman. From 2004 to 2008 he starred as attorney Denny Crane in the television dramas The Practice and its spin-off Boston Legal for which he won two Emmy Awards and a Golden Globe Award.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man!
(Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,)
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
(Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,)
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.
Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship,
My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to
grip,
My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels
To be wanderin'.
(Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,)
I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade
Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way,
I promise to go under it.
(Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,)
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
(Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,)
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.
(Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,)
Mr. Tambourine Man
Mr. Tambourine Man
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man
What would you have me do?
Seek out some wealthy patron and crawl like a clinging
vine up the lordly tree? Rising by deceit and trickery
instead of my own strength?
No thank you.
Imitate what others do and dedicate my works to the
rich in the hope of arousing a smile of recognition
from some sterile face?
No thank you.
Breakfast everyday on insults, wear our my knees and
warp my spine with endless bowing and groveling in the
dust?
No thank you.
Become a master of hypocrisy and opportunism? Never
letting my right hand know what my left is doing? Burn
incense for some glorified idol of the day, pull the
proper strings?
No thank you.
Shall I become the captain of some literary cult by
writing stupid love songs for wealthy widows and
navigate to success with their sighs filing out my
sails? Pay some publisher to print my poems and bribe
some critic to review them?
No, thank you!
Shall I become the high priest of a petty group of hack
writers who dine together once a week?
No, I thank you!
Shall I build my reputation on one flawless poem and
never write another, should I scheme to get my name
mentioned in the columns of some newspaper and smack my
lips over little praises written about me?
No, thank you.
Shall I calculate and scheme, live in fear, make visits
instead of rhymes, meet all the right people, seek
introductions and favors?
No, thank you.
No I thank you . . .
And again, I thank you!
Oh my friend, I prefer to sing, to laugh, to dream, to
travel light in my own way to see things as they are,
and speak out without fear, to cock my hat at any angle
that I choose, to duel if necessary for a quick “yes”
or “no.” I prefer to work alone without any thought of
reward, to scorn fame for a journey to the moon. Never
write a line that does not ring with sincerity. I shall
be content with the fruits and flowers that grow in my
garden, no matter how small, because they belong to me.
Then if success should come my way, no tribute ever
need be paid to Caesar, whatever fortune or misfortune
that happens shall be mine and only mine.
And although I may never reach the stature of a great
oaken tree, I shall never be a parasitic vine. I will
climb perhaps to no great height, but I will . . .
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man
And I think it's gonna be a long long time...
Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
And she's gone
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds, oh
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with you head in the clouds
And you're gone
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds, oh
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with you head in the clouds
And you're gone
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds, oh
Picture yourself on a train in a station
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds, oh
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds, oh
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
When I was seventeen
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for small town girls
And soft summer nights
We'd hide from the lights
On the village green
When I was seventeen
When I was twenty-one
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for city girls
Who lived up the stair
With all that perfumed hair
And it came undone
When I was twenty-one
When I was thirty-five
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for blue-blooded girls
Of independent means
We'd ride in limousines
Their chauffeurs would drive
When I was thirty-five
But now the days grow short
Im in the autumn of the year
And now I think of my life as vintage wine
from fine old kegs
from the brim to the dregs
And it poured sweet and clear
It was a very good year
she is miss united states
she is miss united states
from sea to shining sea like lady liberty
she reigns over all she sees
she is beauty and she is grace
she is queen of 50 states
she is elagance and taste
she is miss united states
[chorus]-she's beauty and she's grace
she's queen of 50 states
she's elegance and taste
she is miss united states
hold your crown up high
hold your crown up high
raise it to the sky
hold your crown up high
woaa yeye oooh ye sky high hold your crown up high
hold your crown up high
hold your crown up high
raise it to the sky
hold your crown up high
[chorus]x2
she is miss united states x2
spoken: she's beauty and she's grace
she's queen of 50 states
she's elagance and taste
she's miss united states
She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College
That's where I caught her eye
She told me that her dad was loaded
I said, in that case I'll have a rum and Coca Cola
She said fine and in thirty seconds time she said
I wanna live like common people
I wanna do whatever common people do
I wanna sleep with common people
I wanna sleep with common people like you
Well, what else could I do? I said, I'll see what I can do
I took her to a supermarket
I don't know why, but I had to start it somewhere
So it started there
I said, pretend you've got no money
She just laughed and said, oh, you're so funny
I said, yeah? Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here
Are you sure you want to live like common people?
You want to see whatever common people see?
You want to sleep with common people?
You want to sleep with common people like me?
But she didn't understand
She just smiled and held my hands
Rent a flat above a shop
Cut your hair and get a job
Smoke some fags and play some pool
Pretend you never went to school
But still you'll never get it right
When you're lyin' in bed at night
Watching roaches climb the wall
If you call your dad he could stop it all
You'll never live like common people
You'll never do whatever common people do
You'll never fail like common people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view
And dance, and drink, and screw
Because there's nothing else to do
Sing along with the common people
Sing along and it might just get you through
Laugh along with the common people
Laugh along, even though they're laughing at you
And the stupid things that you do
'Cause you think "poor" is cool
Like a dog lying in a corner
It'll bite you and never warn you
Look out, they'll tear your insides out
Because everyone hates a tourist
'Specially one who thinks it's all such a laugh
Yeah and the chip stains' grease will come out in the bath
You will never understand
How it feels to live your life
With no meaning or control
And with nowhere left to go
You're amazed that they exist
And they burn so bright, why?
You can only wonder why
Rent a flat above a shop
Cut your hair and get a job
Smoke some fags and play some pool
Pretend you never went to school
But still you'll never get it right
When you've laid in bed at night
Watching roaches climb the wall
If you call your dad he could stop it all
You'll never live like common people
You'll never do what common people do
You'll never fail like common people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view
And dance and drink and screw
Because there's nothing else to do
You wanna sleep with the common people
You wanna sleep with the common people
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man
There is a deep blue valley,
In the mountains I know,
Where the sky is pure,
And warm breezes blow.
Where the meadow is in bloom,
And the grass is soft,
And green.
And the sunlight sprinkles diamonds,
On a clear flowing stream
A pale young soldier
is asleep, lying there
with the sun on his brow
and the dew on his hair
theres a look upon his face
like a lost and lonely child
as he sleeps upon the meadow
at rest for awhile
he doesn't see the mountains
or hear the rivers sigh
he doesn't feel the wind
as it whispers
drifting by
and he'll never see the sorrow
of the faces
stained with tears
or share the passing days
as they turn to years
Oh, the sleeper in the valley
has found his rest at last
as he lies in peaceful slumber
How insensitive
I must have seemed
When she told me that she loved me
How unnerved and cold
I must have seemed
When she told me so sincerely
Why she must have asked
Did I just turn and stare in icy silence
What was I to say?
What can you say
When a love affair is over?
Why she must have asked
Did I just turn and stare in icy silence
What was I to say?
What can you say
When a love affair is over?
So now she's gone away
And I'm alone
With a memory of her last look
Vague and drawn and sad
I see it still
All her heartbreak in that last look
How she must have asked,
Could I just turn and stare in icy silence
What was I to do?
What can one do
I'm not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't
live on Starship NCC-170... , or own a phaser. I don't
know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock (picture of Dr.
Benjamin Spock is shown on screen behind him). And no,
I've never had green alien sex, but I'm sure it'd be
quite an evening. (Pomp and Circumstance begins playing.)
I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink
Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me
'live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say,
'get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's
Ginsberg (nude picture of Dr. Ginsberg shown on screen).
And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And
when I speak, I never, ever talk like Every. Word. Is.
Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was
raised in Montreal. And I believe in priceline.com, where
you never have to pay full price for airline tickets,
hotels, and car rentals! I've appeared onstage at
Stratford, at Carnegie Hall, Albert Hall, and the
Monkland Theatre in NDG. And, yes, I've gone where no man
has gone before, but... I was in Mexico and her father
gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am
Canadian!
—from a Just for Laughs appearance; a parody of the
King Henry the 5th and his army are surrounded by the enemy.
His men are weary and dispirited.
It's been an unpopular war and the men want to quite fighting and return to their homes.
But the French are on all sides outnumbering the English by many.
As the men reluctantly prepare to return to battle,
King Henry astride his horse, sword in hand, tries to rally his men and ignite their waning courage.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead!
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let it pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath, and bend up every spirit
To his full height! On, on, you noblest English!
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof;
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought,
And sheath'd their swords for lack of argument.
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeomen,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit; and, upon this charge
Hamlet's endurance has reached the breaking point. His
father has been murdered. His mother who he loves
dearly has married her dead husband's brother.
Moreover his sweetheart, Ophelia has been acting very
strangely and he senses that she does not love him
anymore.
Now he is all alone. The world that he knew is
shattered, his black mood of despair is deepened by his
inability to act, to do something, change the
situation. Now he ponders to continue living or take
his own life.
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd.
To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin?
Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
I want you to be you
Don't change 'cause you think I might like you to be different
I fell in love with you
I don't want you blond I don't want you not to swear, not to swept
It's you I fell in love with
Your turn of phrase, your sensitivity, your irrational moves
Well maybe that could go
But everything else, I want you to be you
I want you to dance whenever you feel it up by the bandstand
In the parking lot up on the table
Well, maybe the table can go
But I want you to be you
I love what you wear 'cause you're wearing it
That shawl that clinging dress the svelte black jacket
Those leopard capris well, maybe not the capris
But I want you to be you
I love what you eat you want yogurt, you got yogurt
Papaya, it's yours chewing gum, chew away
I want you to be you
Spit out the gum, it doesn't work
When you sleep, you're the most beautiful
In the moonlight, your soft skin glows
Your hair scroll on the pillow a vision
The murmuring breath, the slight snore
Let's go, ready? From the top
My favorite shows on TV have twelve minutes of advertising
I can't get behind that kind of time
Eat quickly, drive faster, make more money now
I can't get behind that
My kids say, "He said to me, and I'm like and he's like and she's like"
It's all, he's all, she's all
I can't get behind that kind of like, English
That'll be six to eight weeks before delivery
The rising oceans, the warming temperatures
The dying polar bears no, tigers in fifty years
Rising poison in the air and water
I can't understand why the price of gas suddenly rises
When oil goes up
But takes months to go down long after oil falls
I can't get behind any of that
I can't get behind the Gods, who are more vengeful, angry, and
Dangerous if you don't believe in them
Why can't all these Gods just get along?
I mean, they're omnipotent and omnipresent, what's the problem?
What's the problem? What about the men who say
"Do as I do, believe in what I say, for your own good
Or I'll kill you", I can't get behind that
I can't get behind that
Everybody knows everything about all of us
That's too much knowledge
I can't get behind that
Yeah, and what about student drivers using my streets to learn?
If you learn to play the drums you got to go to a studio
Go to a parking lot, for God's sake, why are you jeopardizing my life?
I can't get behind a student driver
I can't behind a driver who drives like a student driver
If you're going to drive an urban assault vehicle then get off the phone
And keep your eyes on the road
Lifetime guarantee? Who's lifetime? Not mine
I haven't that much time left, let's make it yours
Everybody's got a longer life than me
The leaf blowers, is there anything more futile?
Car alarms, clap off, clap on, spam
Size matters, no, it doesn't
Yes, it does, no, it doesn't
Yes, it does, no, it doesn't
Yes, it does, no, it doesn't no, it doesn't
Yes, it does! Yes, it does
My phone rings, make millions in minutes
It's a computer, lose inches in hours
Leave me the Hell alone, eat more spend less
The Colonel is breakdancing, give me a break
Credit terms raised
I can't get behind any of that
I can't get behind so-called singers that can't carry a tune
Get paid for talking, how easy is that?
Well, maybe I could get behind that
Well, I can't, if you have to fix it with a computer
Quantized, pitch corrected, and overly inspected
Then you can't do it, and I can't get behind that
I can't get behind a fat ass
Yeah, Bill, can you turn around and do one more?
Always can do one more
I have saved the world in the movies
So naturally there's folks who think I must know what to know
But just because you've seen me on your TV
Doesn't mean I'm any more enlightened than you
And while there's a part of me, in that guy you've seen
Up there on that screen, I am so much more
And I wish I knew the things you think I do
I would change this world for sure
But I eat and sleep and breathe and bleed and feel
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm real
I'd love to help the world and all its problems
But I'm an entertainer, and that's all
So the next time there's an asteroid or a natural disaster
I'm flattered that you thought of me
But I'm not the one to call
And while there's a part of me, in that guy you've seen
Up there on that screen, I am so much more
And I wish I knew the things you think I do
I would change this world for sure
But I eat and sleep and breathe and bleed and feel
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm real
And while there's a part of me, in that guy you've seen
Up there on that screen, I am so much more
And I wish I knew the things you think I do
I would change this world for sure
But I eat and sleep and breathe and bleed and feel
I was crossing the snow fields
In front of the Capital Building
It was Christmas and I was alone
Strange city, strangers for friends
And I was broke
As the carillon sang its song
I dreamt of success
I would be the best
I would make my folks proud
I would be happy
It hasn't happened yet
It hasn't happened yet
It hasn't happened
Yes, there are nods in my direction
Clap of hands, the knowing smile
But still, I'm scared again
Foot slipped, pebbles fall and so did I
Almost, oh my
On Yosemite, the big grey wall
(Fear of falling)
Where to put my foot next
(Fear of failure)
I'm afraid, I'm going to fall
(Be at one with the mountain)
I whispered in the air
(Fear of falling, fear of falling
(Fear of failure, failure)
Fear of losing my hair
(Falling, falling, falling)
When is the mountain scaled?
When do I feel I haven't failed?
I've got to get it together, man
It hasn't happened yet
It hasn't happened yet
It hasn't happened yet
It hasn't happened
It hasn't happened
People come up and say, "Hello"
Okay, I can get to the front of the line
But you have to ignore the looks and yet
I'm waiting for that feeling of contentment
That ease at night when you put your head down
And the rhythms slow to sleep
My head sways and eyes start awake
I'm there not halfway between sleep and death
But looking into eyes wide open trying to remember
What I might have done, should have done
At my age I need serenity I need peace
It hasn't happened yet
It hasn't happened yet
It hasn't happened yet
It hasn't happened
He says Phoenix
Pegasus
Grecian urn
Midwest turn
So much to learn
Together
Together
She says our souls
Are warm
Lives
Reborn
From hearts
That were torn
Before before
Performs performs
Together
Together they say
A breath renewed
Everyday
With you
Our arms
Are moved
We are not alone
Not alone
Together
Our souls are warm
Lives reborn
From hearts that were torn
Before
Breath renewed
Everyday with you
Our arms, our hold
We are not alone
Together
Together
Together
I got your address from the phone book at the library
Wandered in, looked you up and you were there
Weird that you've been living, maybe
2 miles away for the best part of 20 years
You must be, what
In your early forties now, if I remember
You were born in June or was it May?
Eisenhower was the President although it may have been JFK
Years of silence, not enough
Who could blame us giving up?
Above the quiet there's a buzz
That's me trying
You still working in that store on Ventura?
You still going with, no, that's not fair
I know I haven't been the very best of dads
I'll hold my hand up there
The reason that I'm writing is I'd like for us to meet
Get a little daughter dad action going soon
We could put things behind us, eat some pizza, drink some beer
You still see your sister, Lemli? Bring her, too
Years of silence, not enough
Who could blame us giving up?
Above the quiet there's a buzz
That's me trying
But I don't wanna talk about any of that bad stuff
Why I missed out on your wedding and your high school graduation
I'd like to explain, but I can't
So let's keep things neutral, stick to topics that won't bug us
How 'bout this?
Let's choose a book and we'll read it before we meet
Then we can sit down at a restaurant
Have a look at the menu and talk about it while we eat
See, if we never had a problem then that's what life would be like
Easy, uncomplicated, cool
So let's just pretend that the past didn't happen
I don't really like thrillers as well
I don't want to know if I've got grandchildren
No need to tell me where I went wrong
I don't want to know what happened in your thirties
You wanna try 'Cold Mountain' or is that too long?
Years of silence, not enough
Who could blame us giving up?
Above the quiet there's a buzz
That's me trying, it's me trying
That's me trying, I'm trying
Above the quiet there's a buzz
Live life, live life like you're gonna die
Because you're gonna
I hate to be the bearer of bad news
But you're gonna die
Maybe not today or even next year
But before you know it you'll be saying
"Is this all there was?
What was all the fuss? Why did I bother?"
Now, maybe you won't suffer maybe it's quick
But you'll have time to think
Why did I waste it? Why didn't I taste it?
You'll have time 'cause you're gonna die
Yes it's gonna happen because
It's happened to a lot of people I know
My mother, my father, my loves
The President, the kings and the Pope they all had hope
And they muttered just before they went
Maybe, I won't let go
Live life like you're gonna die
Because you are
Maybe you won't suffer maybe it's quick
But you'll have time to think
Why did I waste it? Why didn't I taste it?
You'll have time 'cause you're gonna die
I tell you who else left us
Passed on down to heaven no longer with us
Johnny Cash, JFK, that guy in the Stones
Lou Gehrig, Einstein, and Joey Ramone
Have I convinced you?
Do you read my lips?
This may come as news but it's time
You're gonna die, you're gonna die
By the time you hear this
I may well be dead
And you my friend might be next
'Cause we're all gonna die
Yeah, oh maybe you won't suffer and maybe it's quick
But you'll have time to think
Why did I waste it? Why didn't I taste it?
You'll have time, you'll have time cause you're gonna die
Yes, you're gonna die
You're gonna die, I tell you
You're gonna die, you're gonna die
'Cause maybe you won't suffer maybe it's quick
But you have time to think
Why did I waste it? Why didn't I taste it?
You'll have time 'cause you're gonna die
Live life, life, life like you're gonna die
Because you're going to
Oh yes I hate to be the beater of bad news
But you're gonna die
Maybe not today or even next year
But before you know it you'll be saying
"Is this all there was? What was all the fuss?
Why did I bother?
Y O U apostrophe R E G O double N A D I E die
You are gonna die
Lung cancer, heart attack, diabetes, drug overdose
Choke on a chicken bone, hit by a lightning bolt
Heart attack, airplane crash
She was underwater
In the shadows
Was it there, was it not?
I stepped back
A veil in front of my eyes
The water was still and so was she
I dove in with so little breath
In truth I knew
I was too late for death
I had one chance
I grasped her arm and floated upwards
Wanting to stay below in the warm forgiving waters
What have you done
I screamed to the stars
Then over to the shallow edge
She was face down
Smaller and more vulnerable than in life
Her curls wet around her ears and neck
Her dear profile at peace at last
A finger in her throat sounded a click
Her body still and blue
Is this what death looks like?
My love was supposed to protect her
It didn't
My love was supposed to heal her
It didn't
You had said don't leave me
And I begged you not to leave me
Has been, has been, has been
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?
You callin' me, has been?
What'd you say your name is?
Jack, never done Jack
Glad to meet you
Who's your friend?
Dick, don't say Dick
What do you know?
And you friend, what's your handle?
Don Two Thumbs Don
Riding on their armchairs
They dream of wealth and fame
Fear is their companion
Nintendo is their game
Never done Jack and Two Thumbs Don
And sidekick don't say Dick
We'll laugh at others failures
Though they have not done shit
{I've heard of you the ready-made connecting with the ever ready, yeah
The never was talking about still trying I got it
Forever bitter gossiping about never say die
May I inquire what you've been doing mister?}
Jack, never done Jack
And you partner, what's the news of the world, Dick?
I don't say Dick
Don, of all the people you must be The Tattler
Two Thumbs up
What are you afraid of, failure? So am I
Has been implies failure not so
Has been is history
Has been was
I know what she's gonna do
And I can't wait for her to do it
She knows me and I know her
What I hate and what I prefer
I know her scent
I know her touch
Where to hold her and just how much
My lady belongs here and so do I
We know what the truth is
And when to lie
Oh, how I love her familiar
I've had the one night stands
Waiting for the phone to ring
(Waiting for the phone)
The shakes of anxiety
The flaccid response to nerves
The hideous revelation of character
The unfamiliar smell of breath and skin
Unexpected noises from within
My lady belongs here and so do I
We know what the truth is
And when to lie
Oh, how I love her familiar
But my love is familiar
She knows me and I know her
What I hate and what I prefer
I know her scent
I know her touch
Where to hold her and just how much
My lady belongs here and so do I
My lady belongs here and so do I
We know what the truth is
And when to lie
Oh, how I love her familiar
Sliced apples, almond butter, and fetta cheese
Let's feed the dogs
Send out for Chinese
Watching movies on TV
And fall asleep
Arms wrapped around
So happy we weep
Yeah, listen, that's for you