Damned on Earth (2014)

Actors

• Volker Baldauf (actor)
• Denies Baldt (actor)
• Florian Bantel (actor)
• Viktor Besel (actor)
• Milan Bradasevic (actor)
• Christian Bulwien (actor)
• Tobias Chim (actor)
• Nima Conradt (actor)
• Ferdi Defterli (actor)
• Tobias Deterding (actor)
• Mario Diehl (actor)
• Uwe Efinger (actor)
• Daniel Fink (actor)
• Maximilian Fischer (actor)
• Thomas Backus (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Horror

Metatron (2012)

Actors

• Joe Grisaffi (actor)
• Andrew Kantowski (actor)
• Mordecai E. Mose (actor)
• Tony Reyes (actor)
• Kelly Byrns (actress)
• Manny Mireles (producer)
• Brad Ferrell (writer)
• Brian Dean Hoff (composer)
• Brad Ferrell (director)
• Brad Ferrell (editor)

Genres

• Fantasy
• Short

Taglines:

Lucifer must decide between life and death when the Angel of Death pays him a visit during the Apocalypse.

Dogma (1999)

Actors

• Tony Amen (actor)
• Jeff Anderson (actor)
• Richard Baderinwa (actor)
• Chris Barrett (actor)
• Zachary Boyt (actor)
• Benjamin J. Cain Jr. (actor)
• George Carlin (actor)
• Ming Chen (actor)
• Bud Cort (actor)
• Matt Damon (actor)
• Dan Etheridge (actor)
• Dwight Ewell (actor)
• Walter Flanagan (actor)
• Michael Fullmer (actor)
• Ben Affleck (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy
• Fantasy

Taglines:

Get 'touched' by an angel.
It Can Be Hell Getting Into Heaven
Faith is a funny thing.
A New Comic Fantasy from the Director of 'Clerks' and 'Chasing Amy'
Prepare Thyself.
Look out Below

Quotes:

Rufus: [about the bible] I'm supposed to be in it. I was the thirteenth apostle.

Rufus: I thought she looked familiar.::Bethany: Who?::Rufus: Serendipity.

Rufus: [to Bethany] Let me give you a little inside information about God

Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.::Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.::Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.::Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.::[a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay]::Jay: Dude, not all the time.

Bartleby: Ladies and gentlemen, you have been judged guilty of sinning against our almighty God, and I promise you, you shall pay for your trespasses, in blood!::[he rips open his shirt to reveal a silver breastplate]::Bartleby: Wings, now.::Loki: I'm feeling a little exposed here...::Bartleby: DO IT!

Jay: I know they were just kids, but we kicked their fucken pube-less asses!

Bartleby: "I do believe in this." What does that mean?

Azrael: Get me a... Holy Bartender.::Bartender: Never heard of it.::Azrael: Ahh, he doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender. You do, don't you, Muse?::Serendipity: Don't...::Azrael: Ahh, anybody? No?::[Jay and Silent Bob shake their heads]::Azrael: Well, I know how to make a Holy Bartender...::[Azrael pulls out an uzi, shoots the bartender repeatedly, then laughs hysterically]::Azrael: Get it?::Serendipity: [restrained by the Stygian triplets who have suddenly appeared] Sweet Jesus, Azrael why?::Rufus: Come on, demon, I wanna see you try that shit on someone who's already dead!::Azrael: Now, now, apostle, you maintain that kind of an attitude and you and the barkeep won't be the only corpses in the room. The Christ bitch will join you.::[referring to Bethany]::Jay: [face lights up] Oh... wait. I get it. Holy Bartender! Ha, ha, ha!

Metatron: Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

Metatron: Wax on, wax off.

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Metatron - Mars Volta
• Metatron - Darkwell
• Metatron - Stromkern
• Metatron - Babylon Whores
• Metatron - Decrepit Birth

Maybe I?ll breakdown
Maybe I?ll try
Circumvent inoculation
And I just want a cut
When will I breakdown
Lately I might
Unconnect the fascination
And I just want to touch
This is a list
They?re my demands
Forget the question
Come on, bring your nervous hands
You read it in my letter
'Patience worth is dead'
Suffocate the inkwell
I am legion said the pen
Her seraph snout
And cruciform limp
I blame the shrouding
Of a lesser man
My sigil contraptions
They work with no crutches
Don?t show me the hinges
I am absent
Maybe I?ll breakdown
Maybe I?ll try
Circumvent inoculation
And I just want a cut
When will I breakdown
Lately I might
Unconnect the fascination
And I just want to touch
She came to me when she was
Pouring out of drool
Under sedation
Under vulgar multitudes
If you stay and try
To fix what you did
The sheets were wet from
All those messages
A million petitions, her lock with no key
You forfeit the right to be believed
Full implant, shapeless as a jewel
And I am stranded by eternal solitude
Maybe I?ll breakdown
Maybe I?ll try
Circumvent inoculation
And I just want a cut
When will I breakdown
Lately I might
Unconnect the fascination
And I just want to touch
The vault that I call home
It falls beneath your palms
Before I crawl my way out
She calls
You?re standing right outside my window
Water thirsting
You're standing right outside my window
Water thirsting, will I drown
I?ll never get a distance shot
Heard vesper pure
I never wanna see your face
'Til the word is made flesh
You?d better ask Metatron
Those flowers that withered away
In the pages of your book
For one day they won?t block your route
In the dead plot you dream in
Ten go away
Ten born of pray
Ten go away
Folding wormholes
My time is riding in the alphabet
Folding wormholes
My time is writing on the wall
In the dead plot you dream in
Ten go away
Ten born of pray
Ten go away
Folding wormholes
My time is riding in the alphabet
Folding wormholes
My time is writing on the wall
Debase by your sentence
I fell in the trap
What door slid behind me
I can?t see it anymore
When she sleeps as a witness
Got no better hands
Tied a single stutter
Do you speak my dialect?
Accidents will happen
Keep your earnings to yourself
One sip under the table
Until it moves all by itself
In the eye of Fatima
I kept all your dreams
In a waking solution
Of indictment
Maybe I?ll breakdown
Maybe I?ll try
Circumvent inoculation
And I just want a cut
When will I breakdown
Lately I might
Unconnect the fascination

As the beings spawned
dulcet offspring's, the fruit
heavens children saw them in the dawn
their lust enraged their blood
The leader knew of the guilt
plenty to share, they swore an oath
on maledictions it was build
they descended from heaven in innocent cloth
The prophecy I had to see
I am the Metatron
the fall I had to testify
my inner me passed by
so I had to comply
I became the Metatron
Winged assailants took their brides
debased their sacred epiphany
brought them on a magic tide
morale screams in agony
The brood giants of morbid form
the nephilim walked the fields
their hunger bended the norm
they gorged their mothers,
the fate was sealed

What can be expected
forced time and rejected
Submission follows the fall
Damage makes you wary sometimes
and other times there's a dive
straight to your heart
Mission
terminates with precious submission
The mission follows the fall
Damage makes you wary sometimes
and other times there's a dive
straight to your heart
What's it like there where you are soulless?
And this is for your human race
and this is for your god
Urgency, futility
derivative fatality
There is hope and there is vision
guilty conscience, coexistence
Walking towards a final solution
trailing streams of doubt and motion
Lost within a damaged system
waiting for my absolution
And this is for your human race
and this is for your god
Urgency, futility
derivative fatality
She walks on water, she moves through the land
with a prescence of mind and i'm frightened
Blood in her dreams, terms meeting like mine
she opens up the red door
Driving through the night but my mind's with you
and i'm still keeping on
but there's nothing any longer
I'm waiting for the moment
when the answers fall likes ashes
I'm waiting for a time when I can live again
Let's open up pure and sacrosanct
and attribute all the lies to a timeworn cycle
Take a walk down the corridors of severance
deliverance is a dream now
Disposable misery, violent hypocrisy
I cannot look into the face of decay
without seeing in my eyes
all my own lies living time
and looking to the skies for a sign
Degenerate cry down upon
this girl in a red dress scattershot, shellshocked
Demonstrative cost in humility that forces me
to think and act a gentle word can only bring devotion
to a seminary downtime
lost within extolling all the virtues of commitment
the consequence of lies
You told me standing in the third house
bleeding on the white walls

Given to crescent moon
Chaldean echoes of spectral gloom
Like a pen pal of the gods
No horns no reply
Flowers of sorcery
Like pearls before the swine
Defying space and time
Sez the pineal gland of mine
Like,
Given to dreaming witches' lie
It's sweet to close your weary eyes
Given to pentacles and more
Drunk with the blood of the whore
Gimme some Metatron
Damn my immortal soul
But show me something that I don't know
Gimme some Metatron
Given to waning moon
Septuagint whispers of impending doom
Cautes and Cautopates
A shit load of bad ass deities
Wore out my shovel
Burying monsters where they popped up
And it's OK
Doesn't matter anyway
For Babalon above
For Babalon below

Born into this world*
Under an early sun
A mortal man of the ancient kingdom... earth
Walking in the dream of the vine
The lucid path of vision
I see a garden of shadows with no way out
Within the worlds of my dream
I seek the essence of my being
I transcend the realms... unknown before
Dimensions open before me
Absorbed/dissolved into the light of
Universal understanding
Cursed to live forever... burning from inside
My flesh is turned to fire... my eyes to blinding light
Awakened in my dream to the sound of my own scream
Metamorphosis... transformation... mutation
Who am I... what am I
Reaching out with my mind
Seeing the mysteries
Touch the origin
My mind transcends mortality
Displaced behind the prism of light
Falling into the eye of the paradox
I become the center of time
I am the balance... I am the eye
I am reborn... beyond the body
Beyond the pattern... beyond horizons
Beyond the light... divinity
Knowing the secret of creation
The universe within the flower of life
Five patterns of existence
Vibration of eternity
Past futures... emerge from the present
Lost forever inside my mind
I am eternal
Foundation of time and space
One becomes one inside the circle
Bearing the ancient scrolls of existence