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Take a first look at one of Keith Lemon's sketches in his brand new show, The Keith Lemon Sketch Show, starting on ITV2 in Feb. Watch this space for more exclusive sneak peeks... @ITV2 #KeithLemonSketchShow
Cheryl Fernandez-Versini, 1/5 of Girls Aloud on the ITV2 programme Cheryl Looks Back at X-Factor
TRICKED is a brand new series featuring magician Ben Hanlin. Using his incredible sleight of hand, misdirection, mentalism and hidden cameras; Ben tricks a range of celebrities and members of the public in this magical series continuing Thursday at 9pm on ITV2.
Watch this exclusive clip of Bad Bridesmaid Episode 2
This February ITV2 welcomes loads of new faces to our channel, from Harry Styles to Kim Kardashian... Hold on, they're actually all Keith Lemon! Look out for more exclusive clips of Keith Lemon's brand new sketch show coming to ITV2 this Feb. #KeithLemonSketchShow @ITV2
This Thursday ITV2 welcomes loads of new faces to our channel, from Ant & Dec to Kim Kardashian... Hold on, they're actually all Keith Lemon! Look out for more exclusive clips of Keith Lemon's brand new sketch show coming to ITV2 this Feb. #KeithLemonSketchShow @ITV2
The One Direction boys get interviewed by Fearne Cotton. They're just every girl's dream! The Keith Lemon Sketch Show starts on Thursday 5th February on ITV2 @ITV2 #KeithLemonSketchShow
This February ITV2 welcomes loads of new faces to our channel, from David Dickinson to Kim Kardashian... Hold on, they're actually all Keith Lemon! Look out for more exclusive clips of Keith Lemon's brand new sketch show coming to ITV2 this Feb. #KeithLemonSketchShow @ITV2
Don't miss brand new sketches each and every Thursday, 10pm, ITV2. Make sure you subscribe to the official Keith Lemon Sketch Show channel to watch more clips! Fast-paced sketch show in which Keith Lemon affectionately spoofs the world of TV, Film and famous faces.
Britain's Got More Talent is the cheekier younger brother of Britain's Got Talent. Presented by Stephen Mulhern, Britain's Got More Talent gives us access all areas to everything we love about Britain's Got Talent, and more. Exclusive interviews with Simon, Alesha, David and Amanda, never before seen acts we couldn't squeeze on the main show and all the behind the scenes action of the biggest entertainment show in television. New series starts 12th April at 8:30pm on ITV2
The world is about to end. So Tom and Suze, two friends just hanging out as normal, decide to do the one thing that any human being would do in their last few minutes on earth. They have sex. But then they then survive. Awkward... Ten years later, they emerge from the basement in Suze's house, wandering the post apocalyptic wasteland where England used to be. Things go from bad to worse when they bump into Suze's ex, Oscar. Oscar welcomes Tom and Suze into his camp where life couldn't be much crazier! This brand new series is coming soon to ITV2. Watch this space!
Warning. This video contains adult humour. This Thursday ITV2 sees more new faces on our channel, from Great British Piss Up to Kim Kardashian... Hold on, they're actually all Keith Lemon! Look out for more exclusive clips of Keith Lemon's brand new sketch show Thursdays on ITV2. #KeithLemonSketchShow @ITV2
This Thursday ITV2 sees more new faces on our channel, from DIY Emergency to Kim Kardashian... Hold on, they're actually all Keith Lemon! Look out for more exclusive clips of Keith Lemon's brand new sketch show Thursdays on ITV2. #KeithLemonSketchShow @ITV2
This Thursday ITV2 sees more new faces on our channel, from This Morning to Kim Kardashian... Hold on, they're actually all Keith Lemon! Look out for more exclusive clips of Keith Lemon's brand new sketch show Thursdays on ITV2. #KeithLemonSketchShow @ITV2
This Thursday ITV2 welcomes loads of new faces to our channel, from Dr Crispian to Kim Kardashian... Hold on, they're actually all Keith Lemon! Look out for more exclusive clips of Keith Lemon's brand new sketch show Thursday on ITV2. #KeithLemonSketchShow @ITV2
The Weekender is back but this time they're in IBIZA! We've got a brand new series with brand new reps, guests and one familiar face. The Ibiza Weekender. Coming soon to ITV2. Join the party: @ITV2 @IbizaWeekender #IbizaWeekender
itv2 hd rebranded new look / ident 2013.01.13. / BskyB.
itv2 hd xmas ident 2012 / BskyB.
We're not sure it's love, but something is in the air. The fun in the sun continues.
It all comes down to this, each girl has to pick between 2 guys. Make sure you don't miss the gripping final of Girlfriends, Wednesday at 9pm only on ITV2.
ITV2 is landing in sunny Ibiza with a whole host of hot new reps for a brand new series of Ibiza Weekender. Join the Party: @ITV2 #IbizaWeekender
It's back! The Vampire Diaries returns for a brand new series on Monday 15th October at 9pm.
ITV2 intervista Paul Nina e Ian in occasione della promozione in UK. *NO COPT RIGHT INFRINGMENT* Traduzione in italiano: Cibo preferito Paul: Sushi Bevanda...
Jordan arrives in Ibiza this week and stirs things up with Imogen and Deano. Will Imogen be tempted by him? Will sparks fly? Find out on Sunday at 9pm on ITV2 for an explosive episode of Ibiza Weekender #IbizaWeekender
One off ITV2 special celebrating 30 years of the iconic film ... Back to the Future Tribute, for ITV2.
noodls 2015-03-25ITV2 is saluting at least the first of these, and it's ordered a 90 minute special tribute to ...
IMDb 2015-03-25Mr Cooper said: "W e do not ban artists ... '" ... Comments on Belfasttelegraph ... Hit US comedy Family Guy has been poached by ITV2.
Belfast Telegraph 2015-03-24It's going to have to be tighter and slicker." ... co. uk ... Hit US comedy Family Guy has been poached by ITV2.
Belfast Telegraph 2015-03-24, during the soap's live week ... Comments on Belfasttelegraph. co. uk ... More ... Hit US comedy Family Guy has been poached by ITV2.
Belfast Telegraph 2015-03-24Also shortlisted are Cilla, EastEnders and The Missing ... co. uk ... Read More ... Hit US comedy Family Guy has been poached by ITV2.
Belfast Telegraph 2015-03-24It operates a family of channels including ITV, ITVBe, ITV2, ITV3 and ITV4 and CITV which are ...
Stockhouse 2015-03-24It operates a family of channels including ITV, ITVBe, ITV2, ITV3 and ITV4 and CITV which are ...
noodls 2015-03-24He is married to Julia, and they have an older son Max ... Hit US comedy Family Guy has been poached by ITV2.
Belfast Telegraph 2015-03-24"It was a great show and they f***** it up." ... #StillUnemployed." ... co ... Hit US comedy Family Guy has been poached by ITV2.
Belfast Telegraph 2015-03-24Singer and TV personality Lil’ Chris has died, aged 24 ... Lil Chris ... --> ... Seth McFarlane’s Family Guy set to relocate to ITV2.
London Evening Standard 2015-03-24... to' for BBC3 viewers, Family Guy and Seth MacFarlane's other cartoons are heading over to ITV2.
The Independent 2015-03-23Hit US comedy Family Guy has been poached by ITV2 ... broadcast on ITV2 as part of the multi-year deal.
Belfast Telegraph 2015-03-23ITV2 is a 24 hour, free-to-air entertainment television channel in the United Kingdom and the Channel Islands owned by ITV Digital Channels Ltd, a division of ITV plc. It was launched on 7 December 1998 and is available digitally via satellite, cable, IPTV and terrestrial (Freeview) platforms. For a number of years it had the largest audience share after the five analogue terrestrial stations, a claim now held by its sister service ITV3 both of which are freely available to a majority of households.
The channel is known for American programming such as Gossip Girl and The Vampire Diaries; repeats of recently aired episodes of soap operas and other entertainment programming from ITV1 such as Coronation Street and Emmerdale; spin-off shows such as The Xtra Factor and Britain's Got More Talent, and original programming such as Celebrity Juice and The Only Way Is Essex.
In the period between the launch of Independent Television in the 1950's and the start of Channel 4 and S4C in 1982, the term 'ITV2' was popularly used to refer to an envisioned second UK commercial television network.
Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian (born October 21, 1980) is an American socialite, celebutante, television personality, model, actress and businesswoman. She is known for starring in Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the E! reality series that she shares with her family, and its spin-offs including Kourtney and Kim Take New York.
Prior to the development of her career as a reality television star, Kardashian gained notoriety as the subject of a sex tape that subsequently resulted in a court awarding her $5 million. She has been involved in the production of several lines of clothing and fragrances. In 2010, she was the highest earning reality star, with estimated earnings of $6 million, and is one of the most highly documented and followed celebrities in the world in popular media.
In August 2011, Kardashian married basketball player Kris Humphries in a widely publicized ceremony. In October 2011, Kardashian filed for divorce, 72 days after the wedding.
Kardashian was born in Los Angeles, California, the daughter of attorney Robert Kardashian and his wife Kris Kardashian (née Houghton). Her father was a third generation Armenian American, and her mother is of Dutch and Scottish descent. Kardashian has two sisters, Kourtney and Khloé, and one brother, Robert. She has stepbrothers Burton Jenner, Brandon Jenner, and reality TV star Brody Jenner, step-sister Casey Jenner, and half-sisters Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner. She attended Marymount High School.
Anthony McPartlin (born 18 November 1975) and Declan Donnelly (born 25 September 1975), known collectively as Ant & Dec, are an English comedy and TV presenting duo from Newcastle upon Tyne, England. The duo first rose to fame as actors on the children's television show Byker Grove, during which and in their subsequent pop career they were respectively known as PJ & Duncan – the names of the characters they played on the show. Since then, Ant & Dec have had a very successful career as TV presenters, presenting shows such as SMTV Live, Friends Like These, Pop Idol, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!, PokerFace, Push the Button, Britain's Got Talent, Red or Black? and Text Santa. They have also returned to acting, starring in a 2002 Tribute to The Likely Lads and the 2006 film Alien Autopsy.
Ant is the taller of the two at 5'8" (1.73 m) and Dec is two inches shorter at 5'6" (1.68 m). It is a running joke that many people do not know who is Ant and who is Dec, even though their appearances differ significantly. To assist with identification, they follow the 180 degree rule; all their TV appearances and publicity photos have Ant on the left and Dec on the right, but even this does not help everyone.
She wiped the smile right off my face
And hid it away in a secret place
The night was dark and the ground was cold
I slipped myself into a pool
I saw the trees but not the wood
And floated in an icey flood
As cold began to freeze my heart
I heared a voice come through the dark
Bring up the coals
Light up the fire
Joy de viva
Joy de viva
Smile your shining smile on me
If you see her
Say I need her
Joy de viva
Joy de viva
Now sunburned men tell tales of me
Of how I sail the ocean deep
Upon the brow I shade my face
Searching for that sate of grace
Every night the moon appears
She shows me that I need not fear
The crashing rocks and siren wind
And I will find her in the end
Then I will run
It seems like lately time be beatin' my ass,
Every step is like a right hook from Iron Mike Tyson in his prime,
It's like my mind is on a tredmill,
I'm sweatin' bullets,
see the plug but I can't pull it,
This belt just keeps bringin' me back,
And every minute is like a 'tiger uppercut' from Sagat,
I'm up against these ropes,
and ain't no tellin' if I win or not,
These gloves are getting heavy,
it's fight or flight you know how that goes,
Facin' clocks is chasin',
got me dodgin' obstacles,
And every hour is like a tightrope I walk with greasy shoes,
Still yet I got my conscience tellin' me that I can't lose,
So every time I start slippin' ego's start trippin',
I focus real hard and levitate just like I'm GOD,
And I'm livin' lovely,
I'm in the clouds no one above me,
With the gift to differentiate snakes from those that love me,
There's a thin line between happiness and hopeless,
An even thinner line between on point and out of focus,
BUT Back to my story about my fall from glory,
And how I levitate from the fate time put before me,
They say 'Be patient',
but what the fuck is patience when my heart is racin'?
Put yourself in my situation,
Try to be humble,
you won't refrain from getting' pissed,
When you look down to see you're fallin' right through time's abyss,
And start to see visions,
memories you really miss, simple things,
Like your first birthday wish,
Your first girlfriend,
Your first love,
Your first French kiss,
Your first time feeling hate,
The first time you got dissed,
Your first day of school,
Your very first college class,
Your first time touchin' titties,
First time you got ass,
Your first time learnin' wrong from right,
First lonely night,
The first time you got your ass whooped in
Your first real fight,
Your first triple-double dare,
Your first pubic hair,
Your first time watchin' Jason,
Your first nightmare,
That's when you realize that time was your worst nightmare,
And now you're stuck asking yourself 'Why ain't life fair?',
You get closer to the bottom,
see the end of your line,
Your first time ever losin' this battle with time,
But right before you meet your death,
one more memory left,
The only one that's obsolete was your first breath,
One moon to the next,
Clocks switch when you least expect it and make the simplest shit complex,
The baby face got the planet fooled,
Books get judged by the covers worldwide, coincide with the illest,
The real is just fictional dreams,
No time to deal with two dimensional fiends, shit hit's the fan with every click of a hand,
I'll be a man eventually,
When the kid in me is satisfied, but 'til the day arrives all I got is eighty-five.
A clock can kill motivation,
that's why I'm never rockin' a watch,
What's a deadline when you're living on your own time?
I'm livin' slow, Peter Pan style son,
You didn't know I never grow up,
my mind is set at six years old,
As far as I'm concerned this grown-up shit is for the birds,
So pass the skittles,
JuJu Fruits, the Now N Laters, and Nerds,
I'm eatin' sweets until my teeth fall out and I can't see
And I'm deaf in my left ear but my right can hear cause
I'm livin' happily. So why you mad at me?
Cause your frustrations gave you grey hairs,
99% of your life's spent chasin'
American nightmares, (GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE)
I'm crazy childish, just check the habits,
I play with my food, pick my nose, and eat it damn it,
Plus I pick my scabs, I be the first to pop a blister,
Cause I'm more immature than that cat from Sister-Sister,
If my parents tell me no I'm gonna do it anyway,
Experience will make more sense than anything that they could ever say,
Forever playin' video games until I'm sleepy,
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, please,
you'll never beat me,
So basically you're better off paying a bill or somethin',
Your mind is elderly, forty over the hill or somethin',
I'm young at heart,
I'ma forever be a kid I'm on some Tom Hanks shit,
you ever seen the movie big?
My heart is trapped in '85 the coolest place I've ever been in my life,
We watchin' Smurfs, eatin' cinnamon LIFE,
Never knew a crack rock, cause it was Fraggle,
The only pink pussy we knew was Snaggle,
Your mind's in the dirt,
We playin' Hungry-Hippo's 'til our hands hurt,
What do you know about pourin' out a whole box of Trix to get the toy out,
(Scared to) go to sleep cause somethin's under your bed,
(And all it) took was one look to get them thoughts out your head,
(And then ya') fall right to sleep without a worry in mind,
(That's why I) Can't understand why cat's be hurryin' time,
And I don't wanna grow up I'm a Crab Apple Kid,
And I enjoy the company of people I relate wit',
But if it comes down to it,
to deal with cat's that I despise,
I just close my eyes and drift away to Eighty-Five
One moon to the next,
Clocks switch when you least expect it and make the simplest shit complex,
The baby face got the planet fooled,
Books get judged by the covers worldwide, coincide with the illest,
The real is just fictional dreams,
No time to deal with two dimensional fiends, shit hit's the fan with every click of a hand,
I'll be a man eventually,
They wake up in the morning and laugh at last night’s cricket game, things have changed. She fixes his tie and he passes her handbag every day, things have changed. They get in the 1962 model they’ve had since new, things have changed. Her eightieth birthday is near and she fears that his breathing will change. He’s eighty-five now and she prays that his heart will stay as strong as when she met him. They’ve sat through so much change without complaint, let his heart stay the same. He opens the door for her, he’s always been such a gentleman, things have changed. She holds the hand she’s held for sixty-two years, the skin is old now, things have changed. He reads the paper, she chats to the waitress, she’s got so many stories to tell, of things that changed .Her eightieth birthday is near and she fears that his breathing will change. He’s eighty-five now and she prays that his heart will stay as strong as when she met him. They’ve sat through so much change without complaint, let his heart stay the same. Sixty-two years ago when she met him, sixty-two years ago when she loved him. Sixty-two years ago when she married him, let his heart stay the same. Till death do them part and she prays that that day will be far away. They’ve sat through so much change without complaint, let his heart stay the same.
It's 85 y'all
It's 85 y'all
I said it's 86 y'all
85, 86, 83
[Nouka:]
It's 8:48 and two hours left
The board is staring straight at Sef
Grabbing for my piece of paper but the haper
Cause I'm flowing today
Plus I, what to say
First I look up and then I check the time
Then I get the caper to my old school rhyme
It's like that y'all
You know I don't stop
That Eighty-five hip hop (come on)
Step in sure shot cause the plate is burning
The table is spinning
And you know I'm winning
Now check it out y'all
You know I rock on
Don't freak it by the force cause you know we keep on
My mellow
To the label was stable
Packs to the shows giving pounds to the bro's
It's 9:05 and we're kicking live
What you know about the place that we used to survive
Now it's 9:10 just letting the wheels spin
When it gets it to the end
Tell `em cue it again
It's like that y'all
You know I don't stop