'Peter Cook' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Kinderparents (2010)

Taglines:

It's back to school time... do you have a reservation?

Actors Wendy Worthington (actress), Marcy Goldman (actress), Chet Grissom (actor), Maria Monedero (actress), Darcy Martin (actress), Monica Percich (actress), James Geralden (actor), Jerome William (actor), Alexis Pacheco (actor), David zucker (producer), Gary Thomas (writer), Gary Thomas (director), Lydia Thomas (actress), Enrique Velasquez (actor), Charlene Lovings (actress),

Frankie Howerd: Rather You Than Me (2008)

Actors David Walliams (actor), David Frost (actor), Max Richter (composer), Rafe Spall (actor), Dilys Laye (actress), Nuala Alen-Buckley (miscellaneous crew), Richard Knight (miscellaneous crew), Roy Sharman (editor), Eamonn Andrews (actor), John Yorke (producer), Melanie Hill (actress), Paul Courtenay Hyu (actor), Paul Anderson (actor), Abi Bach (producer), Tom Allen (actor),

Not Only But Always (2004)

Quotes:

[Peter discovers Dudley shagging a young woman in his dressing room when he should be getting ready to go on stage]::Peter Cook: If you *do* decide to come on stage, Dudley, make sure you take her off your penis first.

Dudley Moore: Is my entire contribution to this show going to consist of my humiliating myself?::Peter Cook: No, Dudley. We'll do that for you.::Dudley Moore: Thank you. I wouldn't want to be appreciated or anything.::Peter Cook: Well, we initially tried looking up to you, Dudley... but when we did, we invariably found ourselves looking down.

Eleanor Bron: Sorry, sir. The club's full.::Upper Class Man: But I have an invitation. Do you know who I am?::Peter Cook: [to the people in the queue] Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. May I have everyone's attention for a moment? This gentleman doesn't seem to know who he is. If anyone here recognises this man, can you come to the front of the queue and tell him his name.::Upper Class Man: Fuck you!::Peter Cook: You'll have to queue for that, too, I'm afraid, sir. There's a £5 waiting list.

Dudley Moore: Why do you constantly belittle me?::Peter Cook: Dudley, I don't think it's possible to belittle a club-footed dwarf whose only talent is to play Chopsticks in the style of Debussy.

Wendy Snowden: Everything happens for a purpose. Go with the flow.::Peter Cook: I've enjoyed the plughole immensely. I can't wait for the drain.::Wendy Snowden: It's really weird that this has happened when it has. I'm pregnant.::Dudley Moore: I think that was the U-bend, Pete.

Dudley Moore: You have a generous heart.::Peter Cook: I do have a generous heart. I have a very generous heart. I recently caught it trying to give my liver to a wino.

Dudley Moore: Are you allergic to compassion?::Peter Cook: Only in suppository form.

[about to give a tribute to Dudley Moore on "This Is Your Life"]::Alan Bennett: They wanted a glowing accolade. But I said "No. I'll do an amusing anecdote" - because glowing accolades tend to sound so insincere.::Peter Cook: ...Especially when they are.

Peter Cook: The BBC want another series.::Dudley Moore: Oh good. I'll make it up, you write it down, take all the money, take all the credit, then turn up drunk, and I'll make it all up again.

[1978: sketch prompted by the recent death of Pope John Paul I]::Peter Cook: Hello, mother.::Dudley Moore: [falsetto] Hello, son.::Peter Cook: Did you go to the Pope's funeral?::Dudley Moore: [falsetto] Yeah, I did. It was lovely.::Peter Cook: The way they laid out the Pope was beautiful.::Dudley Moore: [falsetto] Oh yes, son.::Peter Cook: Looking at that dead Pope gave me the horn.::Dudley Moore: [falsetto, shocked] No!::Peter Cook: Yeah, I got so horny seeing him lying in state, I had to have a wank.::Dudley Moore: [corpses]::Peter Cook: Yeah. I came all over the Pope - right across his face.::Dudley Moore: [corpses]

Actors Jill McCullough (miscellaneous crew), George Faber (producer), Rhys Ifans (actor), David Sterne (actor), Colin Towns (composer), Richard Durden (actor), Alan Cox (actor), Elizabeth Hawthorne (actress), Peter Rowley (actor), Charles Pattinson (producer), Jonathan Aris (actor), John Leigh (actor), Timothy Balme (actor), Barbara Darragh (costume designer), Robin Soans (actor),

Cool 'n' Hot: Phil Cool in Concert (1989)

Actors Phil Cool (actor), Phil Cool (actor), Phil Cool (actor), Phil Cool (actor), Phil Cool (actor), Phil Cool (actor), Phil Cool (actor), Phil Cool (actor), Phil Cool (writer), Phil Cool (actor), Phil Cool (actor), Phil Cool (actor), Phil Cool (actor), Phil Cool (actor), Phil Cool (actor),

Fran (1985)

Actors Noni Hazlehurst (actress), Paul D. Barron (producer), Keith Thompson (miscellaneous crew), Fiona Cochrane (miscellaneous crew), Danny Adcock (actor), Annie Byron (actress), Colin McEwan (actor), Alan Fletcher (actor), Steve Jodrell (actor), Maurie Ogden (actor), David Rapsey (producer), Glenda Hambly (writer), Glenda Hambly (director), Margaret Ford (actress), Claire Haywood (actress),

Cook, Peter Filmography

• The Unforgettable Dudley Moore 2012, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Alice in Wonderland Stills Gallery 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Alice in Wonderland Stills Gallery 2010, role: actor, character name: Mad Hatter Play in Full Screen
• Pete & Dud: The Lost Sketches 2010, role: writer, Play in Full Screen
• Blackadder's Most Cunning Moments 2008, role: actor, character name: Richard III Play in Full Screen
• Blackadder Exclusive: The Whole Rotten Saga 2008, role: actor, character name: Richard III Play in Full Screen
• Blackadder Rides Again 2008, role: actor, character name: Richard III Play in Full Screen
• A Very British Apocalypse 2007, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Comedy Greats: Pete and Dud 2007, role: actor, Play in Full Screen
• Britain's 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches 2005, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Comedians' Comedian 2005, role: actor, Play in Full Screen
• The Very Best of 'Goodbye Again' 2005, role: actor, character name: Various Characters Play in Full Screen
• Bruce Forsyth's Comedy Heroes 2005, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Live from New York: The First 5 Years of Saturday Night Live 2005, role: actor, character name: Gigi Director Play in Full Screen
• Greatest TV Comedy Moments 2005, role: actor, character name: The Miner Play in Full Screen
• The Very Best of 'Have I Got News for You' 2002, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Sketch Show Story 2001, role: actor, character name: Various Characters Play in Full Screen
• The Sketch Show Story 2001, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Bedazzled 2000, role: writer, Play in Full Screen
• Bedazzled 2000, role: writer, Play in Full Screen
• The Unforgettable Hattie Jacques 2000, role: actor, Play in Full Screen
• Saturday Night Live 25 1999, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Beatles Anthology 1995, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Black Beauty 1994, role: actor, character name: Lord Wexmire Play in Full Screen
• Peter Cook Talks Golf Balls 1994, role: actor, character name: Major Titherly Glibble Play in Full Screen
• Peter Cook Talks Golf Balls 1994, role: actor, character name: Bill Rossi Play in Full Screen
• Peter Cook Talks Golf Balls 1994, role: actor, character name: Dr. Dieter Liedbetter Play in Full Screen
• Peter Cook Talks Golf Balls 1994, role: actor, character name: Alec Dunroonie Play in Full Screen
• Peter Cook Talks Golf Balls 1994, role: writer, Play in Full Screen
• Bore of the Year Awards 1993, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Roger Mellie: The Man on the Telly 1991, role: actor, character name: Roger Mellie Play in Full Screen
• The Craig Ferguson Story 1991, role: actor, character name: Fergus Ferguson Play in Full Screen
• A Life in Pieces 1990, role: writer, Play in Full Screen
• A Life in Pieces 1990, role: actor, character name: Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling Play in Full Screen
• Great Balls of Fire! 1989, role: actor, character name: First English Reporter Play in Full Screen
• Getting It Right 1989, role: actor, character name: Mr. Adrian Play in Full Screen
• Saturday Night Live: 15th Anniversary 1989, role: actor, character name: 'Gigi' Director Play in Full Screen
• The Secret Policeman's Biggest Ball 1989, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Jake's Journey 1988, role: actor, character name: King Arthur Play in Full Screen
• Whoops Apocalypse 1988, role: actor, character name: Sir Mortimer Chris Play in Full Screen
• Without a Clue 1988, role: actor, character name: Norman Greenhough Play in Full Screen
• The Princess Bride 1987, role: actor, character name: The Impressive Clergyman Play in Full Screen
• Comic Relief '87 1987, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Myth 1986, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Diplomatix 1985, role: actor, character name: Narrator Play in Full Screen
• Kenny Everett's Christmas Carol 1985, role: actor, character name: Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come Play in Full Screen
• Weekend in Wallop 1984, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Secret Policeman's Private Parts 1984, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Supergirl: The Making of the Movie 1984, role: actor, character name: Nigel Play in Full Screen
• Supergirl: The Making of the Movie 1984, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen

Cook, Peter Filmography

• Beauty and the Beast 2009, role: actor, character name: Duke Edward Play in Full Screen
• Down Under Mystery Tour 2009, role: actor, character name: Warren Play in Full Screen
• Middletown 2009, role: actor, character name: Chet Play in Full Screen
• Danny Deckchair 2003, role: actor, character name: Reporter - Troy Play in Full Screen

Cooke, Peter Filmography

• After the Flood 2009, role: producer, Play in Full Screen
• After the Flood 2009, role: editor, Play in Full Screen
• Nuryan 2009, role: miscellaneous crew, Play in Full Screen

Famous quotes by Peter Cook:

• Play in Full Screen
  Play Karaoke in Full Screen
  POWDER KEG
  The Fall

  You better listen
  It's thin
  It's a powder keg.
  You better listen to me.
  Take me home.
  I don't want to go.
  Take me back to the safe.
  You know better.
  You better listen.
  It's a powder keg.
  You better listen.
  Retreat from Enniskillen
  I had a dream
  Bruised it coloured
  It going to hurt me
  Manchester city center
  Caroline
  Take me back
  I can't get the bus.
  Do you know what they say. You better listen
  he's a powder keg.
  You better listen to me
  Sickening in its infection.
  His radioactive radio-head drips with powder
  His aura, round halo, thin.
  Listen to me.
  Thin.
  Retreat.
  Head loaded people avoid bad luck.
  Hives away.
  Confined to the university in the town.
  Powder, retreat from Enniskillen
  I don't want to go.
  Take me home
  Take me back to town, Mark.
  Don't you know, the town is a powder keg.

• Play in Full Screen
  Play Karaoke in Full Screen
  POWDER KEG
  Government Warning

  Too much pressure i need to unwind
  too much pressure and its fucking up my mind
  my brain is grinding i'm going completely blind
  loneliness and no way to change the game
  no matter what i try it always ends the same
  too much pressure and too much fuckin' pain
  you lit the fuse and ran away but theres no escape
  all this pressure it keeps fucking with my brain
  am i going insane?
  i'm gonna fucking blow