Private School (also titled Private School ... for Girls) is a 1983 teen oriented sex comedy film, directed by Noel Black. Starring Phoebe Cates and Matthew Modine, it follows a teenage couple attempting to have sex for the first time.
Christine "Chris" Ramsey (Phoebe Cates) lies in bed narrating a trashy romance novel to her roommate at the Cherryvale Academy for Girls, Betsy (Kathleen Wilhoite). Meanwhile, three students of the nearby Freemount Academy for Men, including Jim Green (Matthew Modine) and his overweight, slobbish friend Bubba (Michael Zorek), sneak into Cherryvale to peek on the girls. Jordan Leigh-Jenson (Betsy Russell), showering at the time, sees that the boys are peering at her and enlists Chris and Betsy's help to drive them away; the three boys fall off the side of the building. In response to being disturbed, the roommates light a bag of feces on fire and put it in front of Jordan's door.
About a week later, at a co-ed dance, Chris reveals that Jim is her boyfriend; as the couple are dancing, Chris tells Jim that she's decided she wants to surrender her virginity to him. After a speech by headmistress Miss Dutchbok (Fran Ryan), the band plays a slow song while Jordan dances alone and conspires against Chris. Bubba, sporting an erection from Miss Dutchbok's speech, sneaks off to the headmistress' office with Betsy to drink and have sex; however, the two are caught in the act by the headmistress and her friends. The following day, after morning aerobics, Chris books a hotel for herself and Jim.
Plot
Christine (Phoebe Cates), a student at an exclusive all-girls private school, is in love with Jim, who attends an academy for boys nearby. Christine's arch rival Jordan also has her eye on Jim, and she is willing to do whatever she can to steal him away. Jim's uber-slob buddy Bubba is going with Betsy, Christine's cynical friend, though he would probably be unfaithful if any other woman were willing to get near him. Bubba and his pals sneak into the girls' school dressed in drag in hopes of reaching the Promised Land (better known as the women's shower room), while Christine and Jim run away together for the weekend, though their escapade isn't as romantic as they had hoped.
Keywords: bare-breasts, bikini, black-bra, black-bra-and-panties, black-panties, boarding-school, bra-removing, breaking-the-fourth-wall, breasts, buying-condom
You won't believe what goes on and what comes off in ... Private School
Mr. Flugel: What class are you in?::Ms. Copoletta: I'm not in any class. I'm a teacher here.::Mr. Flugel: Whaddya teach?::Ms. Copoletta: Sex education.::Mr. Flugel: What?::Ms. Copoletta: Sex education.::Mr. Flugel: Sex education? That's my favorite subject!
Betsy: I want you to know I like a lot of, whatchamacallit, foreplay.::Bubba: [after massaging Betsy's boobs for a second] Is that enough?::Betsy: I guess so.::[they start making out passionately]
Betsy: I'm gonna give Bubba another chance.::Christine Ramsey: After what he did?::Betsy: What the hell. If I'm gonna forgive Bubba you can forgive Jim. Compared to Bubba Jim's a saint.::Christine Ramsey: Compared to Bubba anybody's a saint.
Christine Ramsey: Bets, have you ever really done it, all the way?::Betsy: Well, yes and no.::Christine Ramsey: Wha'd you mean yes and no? Don't you know?::Betsy: Bubba says we did it once and it was very good for both of us, but I was passed out I don't remember a thing.::Christine Ramsey: Well, it's not gonna be like that for me. What else does Bubba say?::Betsy: He says that I had three orgasms, that I begged him for mercy, and that I've never seen a man so well endowed.::Christine Ramsey: Well is he?::Betsy: Is he what?::Christine Ramsey: Is he well endowed?::Betsy: I don't really know. I mean not first hand. Just from what Bubba tells me.
Christine Ramsey: Jordan thinks that length is the most important. What do you think?::Betsy: I think width.::Christine Ramsey: Why width?::Betsy: Because Jordan thinks length.
Arcade Voice: [playing a game called "The Big Score"] Hey, big boy. Think you're man enough to score with me?::Jim Green: I am, if Bubba is.::Arcade Voice: Oops, sorry, tonight I gotta wash my hair.::Jim Green: What? [Bubba and Roy laugh hysterically]
Jordan Leigh-Jenson: [watching Chris and Jim dancing] She's such a nothing. I just don't what he sees in her.::Rita: I like to see you get a guy as good as Jim.::Jordan Leigh-Jenson: Why not Jim?::Rita: You couldn't! He's in love with Chris.::Jordan Leigh-Jenson: But Chris is no competition. Tomorrow is riding class, I begin my campaign.