'Dax' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Five Steps (2013)

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Genres: Comedy, Crime, Drama, Short,

Actors Ivan Pavletic (actor), Matthew O'Connor (actor), Matthew O'Connor (director), Matthew O'Connor (writer), Matthew O'Connor (producer), Matthew O'Connor (writer), Heath C. Heine (actor), Spencer Kane (producer), Spencer Kane (actor), Cougar Littlefield (actor), Zach Eastman (producer), Scott Schulte (producer), Scott Schulte (editor), Jaime Marshall (producer), Dwayne Brown (actor),

Finders, Keepers, Thieves and Killers (2011)

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Genres: Comedy, Crime,

Actors Evan Boymel (actor), Rebecca Grayce (actress), Amber Armstrong (actress), Zack Kibria (actor), Jackson Rayfield (actor), Lauren Baldwin (actress), Paul Benton (actor), Natalia Wong (miscellaneous crew), Viktoria Holodryha (actress), Joe Arq (producer), Joe Arq (writer), Joe Arq (director), Brian Redpath (actor), Fiona Walsh (actress), Joe Arquilla (editor),

She Feast (2010)

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Genres: Horror, Short,

Quotes:

FBI Chief: Daddy 's here; Hit the floor bitches!

Actors John E Seymore (producer), John E Seymore (miscellaneous crew), John E Seymore (writer), Vanessa Leigh (actress), Luke Delahanty (actor), Bill Steven McLean (actor), Luke Delahanty (miscellaneous crew), Bill Steven McLean (producer), Alexander Merrill (producer), Alexander Merrill (actor), Alexander Merrill (writer), Alexander Merrill (miscellaneous crew), John Higgins (editor), John Higgins (producer), John Higgins (miscellaneous crew),

Devils (2010)

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Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Short,

Actors David Rowlett (producer), David Rowlett (director), David Rowlett (actor), David Rowlett (writer), David Rowlett (editor), Kelly Burke (actor), Jeff Delaney (actor), Leigh Ann Jernigan (actress), Jennifer Osborn (actress), Kevin Buchanan (actor), Daniel Munson (actor), Daniel Munson (producer), Erika Baldonado (producer), Erika Baldonado (actress), David Stair (actor),

A Quiet Little Marriage (2008)

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Genres: Drama,

Taglines:

You call it madness, but they call it love.

Actors Melanie Lynskey (actress), Angela Sostre (producer), Charlie Day (actor), Michael O'Neill (actor), Rita Taggart (actress), Jimmi Simpson (actor), Samantha Kuester (costume designer), Meaghan McConnell (miscellaneous crew), Cy Carter (writer), Lucy DeVito (actress), Cy Carter (actor), Megan Lee (actress), Mary Elizabeth Ellis (actress), Mary Elizabeth Ellis (writer), Raquel Rosser (actress),

Splatter Disco (2007)

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Genres: Comedy, Horror,

Taglines:

The First Slasher Musical
All singing. All dancing. All dead.

Actors Ken Foree (actor), Ken Foree (producer), Michael Raso (producer), Lynn Lowry (actress), Trent Haaga (actor), Richard Griffin (director), Sarah Nicklin (actress), Debbie Rochon (actress), Richard Griffin (writer), Jason Witter (actor), William DeCoff (actor), Samuel Benedict (producer), Caleb Emerson (actor), Ted Marr (writer), Ted Marr (producer),

Be Easy (2007)

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Genres: Drama,

Actors Carl Washington (actor), Christopher DeMaci (actor), Wil Haynes (actor), Will Conley (producer), Darren Anthony Thomas (actor), Freddie De Grate (actor), Justin Charles (editor), Justin Charles (actor), Justin Charles (writer), Justin Charles (producer), Justin Charles (director), Shannon Komai McClain (actress), Steven E. Barnes (actor), Steven E. Barnes (producer), Steven E. Barnes (composer),

Pledge This! (2006)

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Genres: Comedy,

Taglines:

Pledging Has Never Been This Hilarious.

Quotes:

[repeated line]::Babs Cohen: [to a random woman] Nice legs. What time do they open?

Derek: [shocked by Victoria's critique of his penis] Little?::Victoria English: Tiny... like a baby's dick.

Kathy Johnson: Why don't we just buy some condoms and jerk off some homeless guys. Oh, like that didn't occur to anyone else?

[sleeping in a bathtub in an overcrowned bathroom]::Tonya: Babs, will you please stop grabbing my ass?::Babs Cohen: Sorry, I thought that was mine.

[the girls are asleep on the floor of a bathroom]::Monique: Move over Maxine!::Maxine Picker: I can't help it. I'm large boned.::Monique: Maxine, your ass does not really count as a bone.

Eddie Johnson: I don't understand why you are doing this.::Kathy Johnson: I just can't live with you anymore. So, I'm going back to college.::Eddie Johnson: But why do you want to move here when you live in Coral Beach? How many times do I have to tell you that I'm sorry?::Kathy Johnson: Sorry doesn't cut it. Ever since you decided to park your car in someone else's garage. And by car, I mean cock!::Daughter: Mommy, what's a...::Eddie Johnson: [interrupting] It's a rooster.

Actors Cassandra Barbour (miscellaneous crew), Sofía Vergara (actress), Breven Angaelica Warren (actress), Ralph Rieckermann (composer), Paris Hilton (actress), Lin Shaye (actress), Elizabeth Daily (actress), Carmen Electra (actress), Paris Hilton (producer), Paulina Rubio (actress), Rick Overton (actor), Eugenio Derbez (actor), Taylor Negron (actor), Laura Sevier (miscellaneous crew), Crystal Connell (miscellaneous crew),

Late Night Sessions (1999)

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Genres: ,

Actors Terry Chen (actor), Garry Chalk (actor), Ryan Robbins (actor), Babs Chula (actress), Zak Santiago (actor), Kimani Ray Smith (actor), Brad Dryborough (producer), Abraham Fraser (miscellaneous crew), Christine Chatelain (actress), Dylan Akio Smith (actor), Alisen Down (actress), Eliza Norbury (actress), Jim Shield (actor), Andy Chu (producer), Fredrik Thorsen (editor),

Empire of Ash III (1989)

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Genres: Action, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,

Taglines:

"Mad Max" Paved the Last Road... The Last Of The Warriors Destroyed It.

Actors Lloyd A. Simandl (producer), William Smith (actor), Lloyd A. Simandl (writer), John Sereda (composer), Lloyd A. Simandl (director), Lloyd A. Simandl (producer), Serge Houde (actor), John A. Curtis (producer), John A. Curtis (producer), Steve Cropper (actor), John Eyres (miscellaneous crew), John Eyres (writer), Joseph Fitzpatrick (editor), Joe Maffei (actor), Tom Felcan (actor),

Daxely Filmography

• Merlusse 1965, role: actor, character name: Le concierge Play in Full Screen
• Fortunat 1960, role: actor, Play in Full Screen
• Le cas du Dr Laurent 1957, role: actor, character name: M. Simonet, le boulanger Play in Full Screen
• Les hussards 1955, role: actor, character name: Giacomo Play in Full Screen
• Les lettres de mon moulin 1954, role: actor, character name: Le diable Play in Full Screen
• Manon des sources 1952, role: actor, character name: Josias, frère de Jonas Play in Full Screen

Dax Filmography

• The 7 Adventures of Sinbad 2010, role: actor, character name: Maxamillion Play in Full Screen
• Blowjob Ninjas 6 2009, role: actor, Play in Full Screen
• Five Star 2004, role: actor, Play in Full Screen

Dax Filmography

• Dog Days 2002, role: actor, character name: March's dog Play in Full Screen

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  Tricia Toyotashow lyrics

  Tricia Toyota

  (Phillips, Lee, Wagon)
  I came home one night tuned my T.V. in
  my favorite show was about to begin
  as I was scanning across the dial
  I saw her read the news with delectable style
  Then I was sure that within a while
  I was Stuck
  Stuck in a pagoda
  with Tricia Toyota
  I¡¯m Stuck
  We were watching Abe Vigoda
  then every thing will be fine
  Later that night we went for a drive
  and I can say I never felt more alive
  taking in the sights of old Tokyo
  with Tricia by my side and money to blow
  I knew then I never wanted to let her go
  Chorus
  Lead
  Chorus
  Always in a daze Always in a dream
  Always find that things are not what they seem
  A little Asian Goddess came from up above
  I thank you NBC for sending my love
  And Tricia is the one I've been dreaming of
  Chorus

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  Walk Like An Eggshow lyrics

  Walk Like An Egg

  I'm just a lonley egg
  Peel me down
  I'm not afraid
  What will we do
  What will we do
  What will we do
  Walk like an egg
  Yankee shake a leg,shake a leg,shake a leg
  C'mon and walk like an egg
  Yankee shake a leg,shake a leg,shake a leg
  I'm just a lonely egg and I'm an egghead
  Peel me down and I'm white and naked
  Everybody thinks that I'm just a joke
  Baby,baby the joke's on you
  Waddling around
  Egg is in town
  A fellow's gotta waddle

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  Waterslideshow lyrics

  Waterslide

  I got my mat
  I'm gonna take a dive
  I might get wet
  But I'll still be alive
  It only cost 3 bones
  To prove my masculinity
  But when I'm riding I'm free
  I'm on the waterslide
  (Woh-Oh)
  I'm on the waterslide
  (Let's go)
  I'm On The Waterslide
  Watch me go
  In the shoot
  I'll do the loop to loop
  but in the end
  I'll wind up in the soup
  Last one to finish
  Has to pay for every ride
  but if I'm last you'll let me slide
  Go down backwards on the waterslide
  Lane 5 on the waterslide
  Lane 6 on the waterslide

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  House of Raoulshow lyrics

  House of Raoul

  Wake me up in the morning 'cause
  We're going to the House of Raoul
  I'm giving you a warning
  Tell me, are you a man or a mouse?
  House of Raoul, House of Raoul
  I was cookin' cabbage in the House of Raoul
  Gonna get evicted from the House of Raoul
  Tell me when we're leavin' 'cause
  We're rocking at the House of Blue Lights
  While the train is leavin'
  I'm drinkin' beer and watching the fights
  House of Raoul, House of Raoul
  I was cookin' cabbage in the House of Raoul

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  Make It Soshow lyrics

  Make It So

  Set the controls for the Neutral Zone-make it so
  Where no one's gone before is where we'll boldly go
  Kunta Kinte's blind and he's at the controls, oh no!
  It's hard to navigate with an air filter stuck on your nose
  Make it so
  Live long and prosper
  Make it so
  Gold-press latinem
  Make it so
  Assimilate all of them
  Make it so
  Secure the bridge 'cause we're moving faster than light
  Alien gods of Cardassia are happy tonight
  We're flying through the stars and we're hitting the bars, all right!
  Data's going to tell me that the Romulans will put up a fight
  We're going to fly the friendly skies
  Take a word now to the wise
  Where we're going no one knows
  The Enterprise is out of control
  Won't you make it so
  Like Edgar Allen Poe
  Or maybe G.I. Joe?
  Hey everybody,

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  Just Say Yesshow lyrics

  Just Say Yes

  You say there's someplace that you gotta be
  Find peace of mind and serenity
  With a little help from modern chemistry
  25 dollars can buy it
  Just say yes...yes
  Just say yes...yes
  You're sliding down that slippery slope
  You're the very reason why they call it dope
  Yellin' for someone to throw yo uthe rope
  Tell all your friends they should try it
  Just say yes...yes
  Just say yes...yes
  I don't know what they're saying
  Russian roulette I'm playing
  It's straight I should be staying
  Inside a chapel praying
  My conscience I'll be saving
  For now I'll just keep saying yes
  Now I'm age 43
  Waiting by the phone for a new kidney
  I wish I didn't have to hurt to take a pee
  That's not gonna stop me
  Just say yes...yes
  Just say yes...yes

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  I'm on Crackshow lyrics

  I'm on Crack

  I'm on crack
  I'm on crack
  It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack
  I'm on crack
  I used to hang around at the waterslide
  Now I'm taking my strawberry for a ride
  I used to have firends, now I'm a loner
  'Cause a twenty dollar rock is giving me a boner
  On crack
  I'm on crack
  It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack
  I'm on crack
  Crack crack crack
  Straight shooter
  Get the chore boy
  Dorsal rooter used to be my pride and joy
  Face of fire
  Don't look back
  Richard Pryor, copper wire
  Burn that mutha 'till it turns black
  I used to hang around at the waterslide
  Now I'm taking my strawberry for a ride
  I used to be a dude, now I'm a homey
  If you don't like that then go ahead and blow me
  On crack
  I'm on crack
  It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack
  I'm on crack
  I'm doing lines all the time
  John Belushi was a friend of mine
  Can't relate, I'm losin' weight
  The thin white duke is on my favorite plate
  A dummy line doin' crime
  Standing on the street selling my behind
  Grinding my jaw, breakin' the law
  Stealing tens and twenties from my ma and pa
  To buy crack
  I'm on crack
  I'm on crack

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  Toxic Avengershow lyrics

  Toxic Avenger

  Out of the rust and into the slime
  Everybody knows that he's here for mankind
  Toxic Avenger
  Would you believe-a mouse to a man!
  No one from this planet can realize his plan
  Toxic Avenger, Toxic Avenger
  Out of the dark and into the light
  Mercilessly devastating his enemies, turning wrong to right
  Toxic Avenger, Toxic Avenger
  But nobody loves him and he's such a lonely man
  All they ask from him is to guard this promised land
  Out of the rust and into the slime
  Everybody thinks that he's out of his mind

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  There'a A Placeshow lyrics

  There'a A Place

  there
  there's a place where i can go
  when i feel low when i feel blue
  and it's my mind and there's no time
  when i'm alone
  i think of you the things you do
  go 'round my head the things you said
  like "i love only you"
  in my mind there's no sorrow
  don't you know that it's so
  there'll be no sad tomorrow
  don't you know that it's so
  there
  there' a place where i can go
  when i feel low when i feel blue
  and it's my mind and there's no time
  when i'm alone

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  Welcome to the Diamond Mineshow lyrics

  Welcome to the Diamond Mine

  Now we go into the diamond mine
  Nobody knows what we might find
  Leftover licks from Jimmy Page
  Parsley, sage, "Rosemary" and thyme
  Don't take me down
  You're gonna lose your marbles in the diamond mine
  Don't take me down
  Welcome to the diamond mine
  People tellin' me it's dark down here
  There's nothin' to fear except fear itself
  Jellybeans are poppin' outta my fez
  Simple Simon says, "You better hang on to your elf!"
  Don't take me down
  I don't want to lose my marbles in the diamond mine
  Don't take me down
  Welcome to the diamond mine
  Don't tell me that you're cursed with a yardstick for the universe

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  Unconscious Powershow lyrics

  Unconscious Power

  we all want to prepare you
  the unbelievable is going to happen
  it will linger in your mind forever
  let this carry you wherever - wherever
  triggering the unconscious power
  removing all your inhibitions
  releasing complete freedom of thought
  sensations of every sense will prevail
  with this you will see every thing
  triggering the unconscious power
  triggering the unconscious power
  i say to you
  nothing for now
  oh, now we know all
  we know all
  we know all

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  Town Without Pityshow lyrics

  Town Without Pity

  when you're young and so and love as we
  and bewildered by the world we see
  how can people hurt us so
  only those in love would know
  what a town without pity can do
  if we stop to gaze upon a star
  people talk about how bad we are
  how can we keep love alive
  how can anything survive
  when these little minds tear you in two
  what a town without pity can do
  the young have problems many problems
  we need an understanding heart
  why don't they help us try to help us
  before this clay and granite planet falls apart
  take these eager lips and hold me fast
  i'm afraid this kind of joy can't last
  how can we keep love alive
  how can anything survive
  when these little minds tear you in two

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  Whack The Dalai Lamashow lyrics

  Whack The Dalai Lama

  there's one hand clapping and it's in my head
  whack the dalai lama
  he's telling me he'd be better off dead
  whack the dalai lama
  and he's the focus of evil in the world today
  whack the dalai lama
  well i'm the real dalai lama anyway
  whack the dalai lama
  whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
  whack the dalai lama
  whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
  whack the dalai lama
  he's an informant for the fbi
  whack the dalai lama
  stop me and tell the world goodbye
  whack the dalai lama
  and all the rich kids on the mtv
  whack the dalai lama
  are saying buy my records and tibet goes free
  whack the dalai lama
  whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
  whack the dalai lama
  whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
  whack the dalai lama
  whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
  the bigger they come the harder they fall
  i'm not a spiritual steven segal
  so line em up against the wall
  i'm not the dalai lama
  when there's no one there
  i'll be dressed as richard gere
  i'll sit down to meditate
  when i draw my gun
  he'll already have begun to re-incarnate
  the bigger they come the harder they fall
  i'm not a spiritual steven segal
  so line em up against the wall
  i'm not the dalai lama
  whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
  whack the dalai lama
  whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
  whack the dalai lama
  whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
  whack the dalai lama

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  Wagon Trainshow lyrics

  Wagon Train

  hey ho hey ho there's something i don't know
  like who i am or where i go
  we're on this climb we'll be there for some time
  there is no reason i can find
  wagon train what's my name
  can you guess my crime
  wagon train ease the pain
  and leave the world behind
  wagon train head 'em up ehoh
  a brave new world for all those boys and girls
  a universe for us to roam
  they cast us out and left us with no doubt

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  Squaggy Dooshow lyrics

  Squaggy Doo

  his head is big and brown and flat
  he's about to rape a cat
  they call him squaggy doo
  he arches back and his dick ?
  he's just a big horny overgrown puppy
  kwang chung
  his mouth is black and his nuts are black
  there's an eight inch doodle stick
  working it's way out of his back
  they call him sqauggy doo
  licking his bone
  he's in the kitchen all alone
  but he'd really like to be friends with you
  squaggy dog squaggy doo my dog
  you make it look so easy
  you're butthole is so breezy - kill
  you poor old sod it's only me
  remember when you you were down on your knees
  and the cats that cling onto your beard
  they were screaming in agony
  hey when you dug the bone out the ground
  and the poor mailman came to ...

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  Spirit Of 76.show lyrics

  Spirit Of 76.

  tell me how can it be in the land of diet cola
  there's a terrible page of history
  in the land of the free that's made for me and my sharona
  shake your booty's and let your banners fly
  76 - it's the spirit of 76
  76 - it's the spirit of revolution
  76 - it's the spirit of 76 bring it back
  dawn's early light it doesn't shine until tomorrow
  every value that made this country right
  i am what i am what i am
  every man jack and boy eats their spinach
  ready to fight for the finish

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  Solitary Confinementshow lyrics

  Solitary Confinement

  i can't get out
  i'm stuck inside
  i have to shout
  i'm stuck in my brain
  it's all in my mind
  i'm in myself
  coz there's nothing to find
  i'm in i'm in i'm in

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  Silent Nightshow lyrics

  Silent Night

  silent night holy night
  all is calm all is bright
  'round yon virgin mother and child
  holy infant so tender and mild
  sleep in heavenly peace

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  She's A Hunchbackshow lyrics

  She's A Hunchback

  she's a nice girl and i like her style
  but she's a hunchback
  i'm not a pretty guy got a wooden eye
  but she's a hunchback
  i take her to the football game
  she's my little notre dame
  and i know things won't be the same
  without a hunchback
  took her to the dance looking for romance
  she's a hunchback
  and when she does the twist i just can't resist
  watching a hunchback
  everybody's laughing at me
  why can't they just let us be
  she'll go down in history
  she's got a hunchback
  i got a hunch then again i just don't know
  she drinks hawaiian punch she calls me quasimodo
  i'm a lucky fella she's my esmarelda
  doin' what i oughta she always brings me water
  i know i'm doing well she's ringing my bell
  she's got a hunchback
  yeah i'm feeling fine coz she's so divine
  with a hunchback
  i take her down to gay paris
  on films and books we don't agree
  she can't walk and i can't see

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  Stukas Over Disneylandshow lyrics

  Stukas Over Disneyland

  mickey's on the production line
  i'm a super mouse in time
  everybody's doing the goose step out in anaheim
  mastermouse gonna feel no fear
  mickey's gonna lead us to the new frontier
  everybody wants to be the perfect mouseketeer
  and there's stukas over disneyland
  stukas over disneyland
  stukas over disneyland
  stukas over disneyland
  jiminy cricket wrote a victory speech
  with nottsberry farm right in reach
  our liebestraum has been extended to huntington beach
  turn on the gas and you're gonna see
  how to achieve racial harmony
  we need a perfect order that's our genetic destiny
  got an ss ticket i'm feeling fine
  spent five long hours just standing in line
  passed inspection got my ears on straight
  gonna fire up my engines 'fore it gets too late

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  Song of the Dawnshow lyrics

  Song of the Dawn

  Wake from your sleep all you weary ones
  Who are leary of the night
  Look to the east all you dreary ones
  Who are waiting for the light
  Dawn is breaking and a new day is born
  The world is singing the song of the dawn
  Birds are singing
  Hear them welcome the morn
  They're sweetly singing the song of the dawn
  Yesterday the sky was grey
  Look this morning they're blue
  The smiling sun tells everyone
  Come and start life anew
  Sing hallelujah
  For the dark night is gone
  The world is singing the song of the dawn
  Sing hallelujah
  For the dark night is gone

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  Sobrietyshow lyrics

  Sobriety

  i got a steady job but i'm living a lie
  i'm a drunken slob i've got a d.u.i
  sobriety, sobriety
  when i was 17 i had my first drink
  now i'm 43 and i'm seeing a shrink
  sobriety, sobriety
  mom i'm living at the chandler lodge
  somebody wants to sell me the dodge
  it's another gift of sobriety
  it took a fifth of vodka just to put me to sleep
  now you take away the liquor and your left with a creep
  sobriety, sobriety
  you've got a lot of nerve to tell me things are ok
  if you want to keep it gotta give it away
  sobriety, sobriety
  mom i'm living at the chandler lodge
  somebody wants to sell me the dodge
  it's another gift of sobriety
  everybody knows
  the emperor's got new clothes
  i'm gonna make the story sad
  but it's the best friend i ever had
  i know it's gonna kick my ass
  so go ahead and pour another glass
  sobriety
  sobriety
  mom they threw me out the chandler lodge
  so now i'm sleeping in my dodge
  it's another gift of sobriety
  mom they threw me out the chandler lodge
  so now i'm sleeping in my dodge

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  Poodle Partyshow lyrics

  Poodle Party

  I want you tonight
  Won't you please come over
  I don't like your looks
  But then again,I'm not sober
  Oh Doggy Doo
  You're the sleaziest
  Oh Lorna Doon
  You're the easiest except for me
  Come over tonight and
  Show me some good fun yeah
  Remember when you leave
  Don't tell anyone
  Oh Doggy Doo
  You're the sleaziest
  Oh Poodle chew
  You're the easiest except for me

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  Paranoidshow lyrics

  Paranoid

  i'm finished with my woman
  cause she couldn't help me with my mind
  people think i'm insane
  because i am frowning all the time
  all day long i think of things
  but nothing seems to satisfy
  i think i will lose my mind
  if i don't find something to qualify
  can you help me
  help me with my brain
  and so as you hear these words
  telling you of my fate
  i tell you to enjoy life
  i wish i could but it's too late
  make a joke i will sigh
  and you will laugh and i will cry
  happiness i cannot feel
  and love to me is so unreal

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  Out Of Sight, Out Of Mindshow lyrics

  Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind

  calling the doctor dr. kildare
  i'm in a sad sad state of repair
  can you find something in your bag for me
  to put me out of my misery
  i want to shout yeah i want to scream
  i want to take her for a ride in my dream machine
  and you can say that i'm the odd man out
  there must be quite a lot of that going about
  because it's out of sight
  means it's out of mind
  well it's out of sight
  you got your life girl and i got mine
  everyday i hear about fidelity
  it doesn't seem to show up in the girls that i see
  i have to give myself a second chance
  i almost lost my head after just one glance
  i think im smart yeah i think i'm wise
  and then i take a look into her big blue eyes
  she tells me leonard i love you so
  and i could never ever bare to let you go
  well everyone's saying that she's unaware
  and that i i just don't care
  but in my heart things don't feel that way
  she's driving me out of my mind
  i've been away for thirty days or more
  and living with out her can be such a chore
  so every night i've got to stand alone

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  Nobody But Meshow lyrics

  Nobody But Me

  nobody can do the shake like i do
  nobody can do the twist like i do
  nobody can do the boogaloo like i do
  nobody can do the monkey like i do
  well let me tell you that the kids are doing it
  nobody doin' but me babe nobody but me
  i wanna tell you that the kids are doing it
  nobody doin' but me babe nobody but me
  well there's nobody nobody but me
  nobody - nobody
  nobody - nobody
  nobody - nobody
  nobody - nobody
  nobody - nobody
  nobody - nobody
  nobody - nobody

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  My Pop The Copshow lyrics

  My Pop The Cop

  i got a letter from my mom today
  she's telling me he's here to stay
  it's quite a strange phenomenon
  won't you turn that siren on
  i'm talking about my pop the cop
  he's taking names and he's blowin' his top
  my pop the cop
  i only wish that i could make him stop
  don't wanna fight or start a row
  to sacrifice that sacred cow
  he's packing heat now he can't fail
  and mommy dearest won't pay my bail
  yeah he's the law there's now doubt about it
  tell me why he's so proud about it
  i thought of runnin' away

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  Pretty Please Meshow lyrics

  Pretty Please Me

  pretty please with sugar on top
  hey babe wont you do the flop
  beebop boy see j seabring
  twenty thousand years in sing sing
  i said my well my my my
  animal god with a cod piece
  still shot on the stormy seas
  be a man want to be a man
  people got to eat in pakistan
  i said my my my my
  please me
  pretty please me
  its so easy to pretty please me
  if it feels alright
  pretty please me right
  let's go
  san san is the new age
  the bam bam is the new rage
  i got a girl a twitchin' girl
  i keep her cool in a dream world
  i said my my my my
  tick tock goes the big clock
  i take a time out till the whole world stops
  bang bang goes the big gun
  tell me babe im the only one

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  Pretty Ballerinashow lyrics

  Pretty Ballerina

  i had a date with a pretty ballerina
  her hair so brilliant that it hurt my eyes
  i asked her for this dance and then she obliged me
  was i surprised was i surprised no not at all
  i saw her yesterday it could have been tomorrow
  i couldn't keep the joy that was inside
  i begged for her to tell me if she really loves me
  somewhere a mountain is moving afraid it's moving in on me
  and when i wake on a dreary monday morning
  i open up my eyes to find there's rain
  and something strange within says go ahead and find her

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  Nights In White Satinshow lyrics

  Nights In White Satin

  nights in white satin
  never reaching the end
  letters i've written him
  never meaning to send
  beauty i've always missed
  with these eyes before
  just what the truth is
  i can't say anymore
  cos i love you yes i love you...
  gazing at people
  some hand in hand
  just what i'm going through
  they can't understand
  some try to tell me
  thoughts they cannot defend
  just what you want to be

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  Mental Wardshow lyrics

  Mental Ward

  Get in your cell
  Don't talk back
  Get in your cell
  or I'll Put you on a rack
  Get in your cell
  Don't talk back
  Get in your cell
  or I'll Put you on a rack
  I Gotta Get out of this mental ward
  The stink in my cell has got me totally floored
  I'm so sick and tired of being ignored
  Yeah my mental ward
  Repeat first verse
  Mental Ward
  It's my Mental Ward
  Mental Ward

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  Manny, Moe And Jackshow lyrics

  Manny, Moe And Jack

  When your on the road
  and your car wont pull that load
  and your wheels aren't feeling fine
  Well I know of this joint
  where they'll check your plugs and points
  I know these guys they're three good friends of mine
  Manny Moe and Jack
  They know what I'm after
  Manny Moe and Jack
  They Know what I'm after
  They're Manny Moe and Jack
  Once your inside
  they wont take you for a ride
  they got a good deal for you and your automobile
  for the right price
  they will sell you fuzzy dice
  and leather hand grips for your steering whee-al
  If its tires you want they got a lot for you
  Dunlop, Firestone, Pirelli too
  Many Moe and Jack!

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  Magoombashow lyrics

  Magoomba

  in the beginning since the dawn of man
  in forest green and in desert sands
  the yearning of humanity
  to know that god is a reality
  is there a heaven is there a hell
  where angels sing and demons dwell
  to know all this i used to think was wise
  but then magoomba opened my eyes
  magoomba magoomba
  voodoo god of africa
  magoomba
  magoomba magoomba
  voodoo god of africa
  magoomba
  holy holy be his terrible name
  utter it once and go up in flames
  adorn his crown with butterflies
  ayin the sign of the opened eye
  the words of madness and mystery
  the very power that he brings to me
  i rave i rape i rip i rend
  is everlasting world without end
  magoomba rides upon the whirlwinds
  spawn from nature's ancient dream
  he moves uopn the world of mankind
  like the siren's scream
  does he like buddha or jesus christ
  can he promise you a paradise
  does he bring light like lucifer
  bestowing power by the rite of birth
  the day of cross and trinity
  is done the twilight of the gods has come
  it is the morning of magic and mirth

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  Monkey See Monkey Doshow lyrics

  Monkey See Monkey Do

  wake up early in the morning sun arise
  confound the theory of evolution in your eyes
  they don't want to tell you
  they'll try to sell you
  to dispel your fears
  listen here
  we're all playing monkey see monkey do
  we forgot what it's coming to
  we're all playing monkey see monkey do
  we forgot what it's coming to
  heads up patricidal monday afternoon
  i've got a rope and a tire hanging in my room
  i'm not at my station
  it's a fine vacation
  happens every year
  listen here
  i've seen cannibals in the night
  they live like animals stalking each other
  just to have some peace of mind
  see them following the eyes of the blind
  it's all right later in the evening
  sun goes down

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  Marry Me Annshow lyrics

  Marry Me Ann

  anne i'm just a wild twitchin' junkie in a punk rock band
  i'm tellin you ann
  i'll be your friend till the end of the family plan
  i promise you ann
  i wanna be there when the father puts a ring on your hand
  ann and you're the only living woman that i understand
  ann i wanna wanna marry
  ann i think i'm gonna marry
  ann so will you marry me ann
  ann i realise other guys took advantage of you
  i'm sorry for them
  a lot of times seems like we are living it too
  i'm warning you ann
  we're gonna be together til we're both a hundred and two
  ann oh by the way did i tell you i love you
  i'll see you february
  next to the cemetary

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  It's Hugeshow lyrics

  It's Huge

  king size xl double magnified
  longer than the rio grande or a river twice as wide
  bigger than the beatles
  better than the rolling stones
  all across the universe
  and light-years from home
  it's huge
  my love for you is huge
  my love for you is huge
  it's bigger than a bread box
  deeper than the deep blue sea
  longer than the china wall
  more than you and me
  tougher than godzilla
  bigger than ol' king kong
  longer than the texas state
  bigger than this song
  it's huge
  my love for you is huge
  it's scaring me
  what's tearing me apart
  is that i'm made to feel so small
  but when i see myself reflected in your eyes
  i'm ten feet tall
  king size extra large quadruple magnified
  longer than the rio grande or a river twice as wide
  bigger than the beatles
  better than the rolling stones
  all across the universe
  and light-years from home
  it's huge
  my love for you is huge
  don't be afraid of it it's huge
  my love for you is huge
  it's huge

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  I've Got A Splitting Hedachishow lyrics

  I've Got A Splitting Hedachi

  Well it's a chilly chilly evening
  and you're burning with desire
  Get it up, get it up, get it up and go
  I've been doin calestenics
  just to try to get in shape now
  Get it up, get it up, get it up and go
  The set is on and I'm watching a show
  but I can do it if you really must know
  I should of known by you actions
  what you're disposition's geared for
  but I've had a busy morning
  and my cranium is getting sore
  Because I've got a splitting hedachi
  And I don't wanna serve you now
  Oh, I've got a splitting hedachi
  you said that you would give me head
  but I'd rather watch Johnny instead
  Well its pushin 2:30
  and you're feelin really dirty yeah
  you got my hand on my member
  and you're tryin to get a tremor yeah
  I can't stand it now the pain is so bad

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  I'm Stuck In A Condo (with) Marlon Brandoshow lyrics

  I'm Stuck In A Condo (with) Marlon Brando

  I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
  He tells me, "Get the butter," sounds just like my mother
  He wasn't nice to Connie
  His son, he shot somebody
  For messin' with his daughter
  Just like the Godfather
  I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
  He's heavy and he's hairy
  He's really scaring me...Marlon Brando
  Well, I saw him in a movie
  He used to be so groovy
  Now he's eating mashed potatoes
  He's a human Winnebago
  I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
  He's a heavy dingleberry
  He's really scary...Marlon Brando
  Domino's delivery has brought me to him
  Cheese and pepperoni, watch him shovel it in
  He's giving me a lecture on the wages of sin

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  Infidel Zombieshow lyrics

  Infidel Zombie

  Well I've been running for a while
  and I know that I'm next in line
  she's been gettin trigger happy
  and I've heard so far that she's killed 9
  well it's a complicated tale
  with a price on my head
  and a sharp looking agent who
  wants to find me certified dead
  She's an infidel zombie
  she gets depressed with duress
  a love that cannot find me
  Let me tell you
  I don't believe it
  There's a bullet with my name on it now
  They caught me once while I was out messin around
  they put me in cemented wedges but I didn't drown
  I'm back on the streets and running for my life again
  but I know they'll tear it down and they're gonna start

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  Hideousshow lyrics

  Hideous

  you're so hideous
  you're not one of us
  i really pity you
  and i don't want you
  it's so hard to face you're face
  every time i look at you i feel disgrace
  i don't want to find you in my place
  you are just a basket case
  it's so hard to face you're face
  every time i look at you i feel disgraced
  i don't want to find you in my place
  you shouldn't belong to the human race
  you're so hideous
  you're not one of us
  i really pity you

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  Banana Splits (The Tra La La Song)show lyrics

  Banana Splits (The Tra La La Song)

  tra la la tra la la la
  tra la la tra la la la
  tra la la tra la la la
  tra la la tra la la la
  one banana two banana three banana four
  all bananas make a split so do many more
  over hill and highway the banana buggies go
  come along to bring you the banana splits show
  four banana three banana two banana one
  all bananas playing in the bright warm sun
  flipping like a pancake popping like a cork
  fleagle bingo drooper and snork
  making up a mess of fun
  making up a mess of fun
  making up a mess of fun
  lots of fun for everyone
  four banana three banana two banana one
  all bananas playing in the bright warm sun
  flipping like a pancake popping like a cork

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  He's Courtin' Courtneyshow lyrics

  He's Courtin' Courtney

  i bought me a '38
  i just got back from heavens gate
  he's courtin' courtney
  i didn't think she'd get far
  but now shes a fuckin' movie star
  he's courtin' courtney he's courtin' courtney
  she'll keep me in beer and cigarettes
  and be my turtle dove
  it's courtney
  she's the one i love
  i don't want to be unkind
  but she's the kind of girl'l make you lose your mind
  he's courtin' courtney he's courtin' courtney
  i help her spend her cash
  i treat her just like trailer trash
  he's courtin' courtney he's courtin' courtney
  sugar spice everything nice
  i don't need to heed your priceless advice
  when i'm courting courtney love
  she'll keep me in beer and cigarettes
  and be my turtle dove
  it's courtney
  she's the one i love
  think i'll throw a fit
  i've made my bed i'm gonna lie in it
  he's courtin' courtney he's courtin' courtney
  courting i'm courtin' courtney
  cos he's courting i'm courtin' courtney courtney
  cos he's courting i'm courtin' courtney courtney courtney

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  Got It At The Storeshow lyrics

  Got It At The Store

  where'd you get it i got it at the store
  where'd you get it i can't get any more
  where'd you get it i got it at the store
  where'd you get it i can't get any more
  i got it at the store you can't get any more
  i tried another floor but they had nothing same as before
  you gotta put down a deposit if you wanna buy more
  i got it at the store you can't get any more
  i tried another floor but they had nothing same as before

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  Golden Boysshow lyrics

  Golden Boys

  mother mary had a son
  who's days were spent on having fun
  then one day she got a letter
  you could make yourself feel better
  mother mary had a man who heals with healing hands
  millions of boys play dead
  mother mary baby
  you're flipped out to over influence
  one day you will see it
  you will make yourself feel better
  mother mary had a man who heals with healing hands
  millions of boys play dead
  go go golden boys
  you've got you're war toys looking straight ahead
  and with your eyes so blue i will remember you
  one for me and one for you
  go go golden boys go go golden boys
  turning water into wine
  go go golden boys go go golden boys

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  I CAN'T LET GOshow lyrics

  I CAN'T LET GO

  well i tried and i try but i can't say goodbye
  feel so bad baby though it hurts me
  when think of how you love and desert me
  i'm the broken hearted toy you play with baby
  you got me going i need you baby
  i can't let go and i want you baby
  i gotta have you know
  i can't let go
  though i'm just one of your lovers
  and i know that there are so many others
  you do something strange to me baby baby
  i try and i try but i can't say goodbye

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  Free Willyshow lyrics

  Free Willy

  he's hot blooded and he lives in the sea
  he's black and white on your colour tv
  this is a story of fortune and fame
  and now there's only charlie tuna to blame
  proof in the rainbow with all of the trout
  but that's not really what life's about
  free willy
  coz willy really needs to be free
  but will he be a star tomorrow
  willy hasn't read for a part since free willy 3
  he's playing vegas for those in the know
  he's on the radio with kevin dubrow
  when will he work again no one can say
  and all he gets is unemployment today
  and now his manager is telling him lies
  that's not such a big surprise
  for every scenario he has in his mind
  leonardo dicaprio won't invest a dime
  after all of the booze and broads he's left in his wake
  now he's thirty days out of rehab

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  Fan Mailshow lyrics

  Fan Mail

  Dear sirs,
  To whom this may concern
  there's facts Id like to learn
  so many things I wanna know
  especially trivial info paraphernalia badges and regalia
  please send me everything
  cuz I
  am interested in you
  and every thing you do
  I find myself at all your shows
  could you tell me where you buy your clothes
  could you sign my little sisters face
  put your signature any place and please send me a bio
  Cuz we've got fan mail
  we really really read it
  Fan mail
  we really really need it
  I sent you my letter now I want a reply
  you don't know any better than you won't take your time with my
  Fan Mail
  So I would like to know just if and when
  you'll be in town again
  so that I could meet with you
  and brag at my friends at school
  have you been all around the world
  have you seen every kind of girl
  or are you from the other side
  cause you
  you can't believe everything that you read
  with the hypocrysy and the greed
  the papers all the things that they say
  they don't tell me anything anyway
  that's why I've gotta get it straight from you
  concerning your situation
  without an obligation
  Break
  My Fan mail(Oohs and Aahs)
  What's this I find to my surprise
  those fans that I idolized
  no longer seem to exist
  now tell what can be the cause of this
  perhaps it could be their egos
  I tell you heaven only knows
  I didn't even get a newsletter
  Fan Mail Send it out to me

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  (I'm Stuck In A Pagoda With) Tricia Toyotashow lyrics

  (I'm Stuck In A Pagoda With) Tricia Toyota

  I came home one night tuned my T.V. in
  my favorite show was about to begin
  as I was scanning across the dial
  I saw her read the news with delectable style
  Then I was sure that within a while
  I was Stuck
  Stuck in a pagoda
  with Tricia Toyota
  I'm Stuck
  We were watching Abe Vigoda
  then every thing will be fine
  Later that night we went for a drive
  and I can say I never felt more alive
  taking in the sights of old Tokyo
  with Tricia by my side and money to blow
  I knew then I never wanted to let her go
  Always in a daze Always in a dream
  Always find that things are not what they seem
  A little Asian Goddess came from up above
  I thank you NBC for sending my love

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  Give It Backshow lyrics

  Give It Back

  One day I was walking to school
  I saw these bullies and
  They thought they were cool
  They put me down and they pushed me around
  They stole my books and they called me a clown
  Give It Back
  Baaaaccckk
  Give It Back
  You better give it back
  I went to school
  yeah I went anyway
  I said I'd show them another day
  I showed them all what I could do
  I got us thrown right out of school
  I got em back
  Baaack
  Yeah I Got em Back
  You Know I got em back
  Ba ba ba back
  (Break)
  That night I was walking home
  and when they caught me I was all alone
  A bloody nose and a broken bone

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  Stuck in a Condo with Marlon Brandoshow lyrics

  Stuck in a Condo with Marlon Brando

  (Leonard Phillips/Stan Lee)
  I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
  He tells me, ";Get the butter,"; sounds just like my mother
  He wasn't nice to Connie
  His son, he shot somebody
  For messin' with his daughter
  Just like the Godfather
  I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
  He's heavy and he's hairy
  He's really scaring me...Marlon Brando
  Well, I saw him in a movie
  He used to be so groovy
  Now he's eating mashed potatoes
  He's a human Winnebago
  I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
  He's a heavy dingleberry
  He's really scary...Marlon Brando
  Domino's delivery has brought me to him
  Cheese and pepperoni, watch him shovel it in
  He's giving me a lecture on the wages of sin
  Mr. Brando, please show me the door