True crabs are decapod crustaceans of the infraorder Brachyura, which typically have a very short projecting "tail" (Greek: βραχύς / brachys = short,οὐρά / οura = tail), or where the reduced abdomen is entirely hidden under the thorax. Many other animals with similar names – such as hermit crabs, king crabs, porcelain crabs, horseshoe crabs and crab lice – are not true crabs.
Crabs are generally covered with a thick exoskeleton, and armed with a single pair of chelae (claws). Crabs are found in all of the world's oceans, while many crabs live in fresh water and on land, particularly in tropical regions. Crabs vary in size from the pea crab, a few millimetres wide, to the Japanese spider crab, with a leg span of up to 4 metres (13 ft).
About 850 species of crab are freshwater, terrestrial or semi-terrestrial species; they are found throughout the world's tropical and semi-tropical regions. They were previously thought to be a monophyletic group, but are now believed to represent at least two distinct lineages, one in the Old World and one in the New World.
Sometimes you find Friends in unwanted places
Captain Gutt: [to Scrat] Welcome aboard... mate!::[Gutt and the pirates all laugh]
Plot
Two prehistoric shell fish caught in an underwater arms race find that there is more to survival that being the fittest. These bottom feeding buddies prove to be some of evolution's longest and strongest survivors. Who would expect these hard headed heroes to be a match for the primeval oceans predatory leviathans? The Courageous Crustacean episode is the first of the Primordial Soup series; a cartoon comedy about some of the first life on earth.
Plot
Steve Austin stars as U.S. Border Patrol agent Jim Rhodes, a tough divorce mourning the loss of his murdered partner while struggling to raise his rebellious daughter in the mountains of Montana. But when a crew of trigger-happy fugitives takes Rhodes and his daughter hostage, a rugged wilderness will explode in all-terrain vengeance. Is there any wounded animal more dangerous than a lawman left for dead?
Keywords: abandoned-factory, abandoned-mine, action-hero, ambush, bald, beaten-to-death, beating, betrayal, blood, blood-spatter
Vengeance belongs to one man.
Survival of the baddest.
[last lines]::Kim Rhodes: So dad, can I have a new car?::Jim Rhodes: Can you have a new car?::Kim Rhodes: Well yeah, you don't think, after all this, I deserve one?::Jim Rhodes: Something to talk about over vacation, I guess.::Kim Rhodes: Well no, something to talk about on the way home. Lord knows we'll be walking home forever.
[first lines]::Title Card: Texas. Somewhere near the border.::Jim Rhodes: There it is at eleven hundred. Doesn't look like much, but our informant swears it's a clearing house for human trafficking.
Banks: I don't like her family!
Banks: All that will be left of him after the bears and the birds are done with him is the smell of disappointment.
Geary: [talking to himself] Hey Geary, if you had the chance to start your day over again, would you do anything different? Geary sat there in silence... yeah, I shoulda worn underwear.
Geary: [full of arrows] Why are you doing this?::Jim Rhodes: I had to put a pin in your enthusiasm.
This California Vacation Turns Into The Road Trip from Hell!
Superman: [to the gorilla] Hey you big ape!::Gorilla: Yeah? [Superman turns into a baby out of fright]
Jack Bunny: [after seeing that the explosion blackened his clothes] My oh my, tattletale gray.
Plot
Rocky Sullivan and Jerry Connolly were tough kids who grew up together in the toughest part of New York --- Hell's Kitchen. Early on, Rocky gets sent to reform school, where he learns how to be a first class criminal. Jerry, who had escaped from the law, goes straight and becomes a priest. As adults, they reunite in the old neighborhood: Jerry works with the kids who, like he and Rocky, could end up on either side of the law. Rocky has returned looking for a safe place to stay till he can get back into his old racketeering organization -- something that his old partner isn't anxious to have happen. Lots of rapid fire wisecracks, roughhousing and gunfire ensues.
Keywords: anti-hero, basketball, betrayal, blackmail, bowery-boys, boys'-choir, casino, catholic, catholic-priest, cellar
The saga of America's dirty faced kids... And the breaks that life won't give them!
Sensational Human Drama... Terrific Thrills And Suspense!
A Big Time Cast in a Big City Drama Destined to be the Biggest Hit in Years!
[last lines]::Father Jerry: All right, fellas... let's go and say a prayer for a boy who couldn't run as fast as I could.
Rocky Sullivan: [to Jim Frazier] Look, I know you're a smart lawyer - very smart - but don't get smart with me.
Rocky Sullivan: 'Morning, gentlemen. Nice day for a murder.
Soapy: Hey! Call a fair game or I'll slap you right in the kisser!::Rocky Sullivan: You'll slap me? You slap me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
[repeated lines]::Rocky Sullivan: Whadda ya hear! Whadda ya say!
William 'Rocky' Sullivan, as a boy: Always remember: Don't be a sucker.
[Father Jerry is returning the $10,000 Rocky has sent him 'anonymously' to help build the recreation center]::Rocky Sullivan: Suppose the dough is hot? Nobody knows that but you and me.::Father Jerry: That's just it.::Rocky Sullivan: Oh, come on, don't be such an angel. You wanna get the center built, don't you? Well, go ahead - get it started.::Father Jerry: Sure I wanna get it started; but I don't wanna get it started on rotten foundations.::Rocky Sullivan: Aw, don't be a sucker!::Father Jerry: All right, Rocky, supposin' I take the money... and I kid myself that it's a means to an end - well it isn't. It never will be. Inside the center my boys would be clean... and outside they'd be surrounded by the same rotten corruption and crime and criminals. Yes, yourself included. Criminals on all sides for my boys to look up to and revere... and respect and admire and imitate. What earthly good is it for me to teach that honesty is the best policy when all around they see that dishonesty is a better policy? That the hoodlum and the gangster is looked up to with the same respect as the successful businessman or the popular hero? You and the Fraziers and the Keefers and all the rest of those rotten politicians you've got in the palm of your hand. Yes, and you've got my boys, too. Whatever I teach them, you... you show me up. You show them the easiest way - the quickest way is with a racket or a gun.::Rocky Sullivan: Well, it's so, ain't it?::Father Jerry: Yes, it's so... God help us.
[first lines]::Jerry, As a Boy: Bulls eye!::William 'Rocky' Sullivan, as a boy: It's as dead as a door nail around here.::Jerry, As a Boy: Yeah.
Jerry, As a Boy: [to Rocky] Come on, Rocky. Jump!
William 'Rocky' Sullivan, as a boy: Hi Jerry.::Jerry, As a Boy: Hello.::William 'Rocky' Sullivan, as a boy: Whadda ya hear! Whadda ya say!
Crab if you want her
She won't be coming down
Crab if you want her
She won't be coming down
Crab if you need it
She put her knickers on
Crab if you need it
She put her knickers on
She said she's feeling lonely
And I say that's Ok
She won't be coming back 'round here, no way
She said she's feeling lonely
And I say that's Ok
She won't be coming back 'round here, no way
Crab at the booty
T'aint gonna do no good
Crab at the booty
T'aint gonna do no good
No, crab at the booty