What Just Happened (2008)

Actors

• Karina Friend Buck (actress)
• Michael Wincott (actor)
• Kate Burton (actress)
• Sean Penn (actor)
• John Turturro (actor)
• Catherine Keener (actress)
• Stanley Tucci (actor)
• Bruce Willis (actor)
• Paul Herman (actor)
• Robert De Niro (actor)
• Gary Teague (actor)
• Don Abernathy (actor)
• Vincent De Paul (actor)
• Kristen Stewart (actress)
• Tiffany Pulvino (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama

Taglines:

In Hollywood, everybody can hear you scream.
If it happened in any other movie you wouldn't believe it!
Qui a dit que le cinéma était une grande famille? (Who said the movies were one big family?)
Admit nothing.

Quotes:

Ben: You're an agent. Delivering bad news is part of your job description.

[first lines]::Ben: Vanity Fair named me as one of the 30 most powerful producers in the business. Power is an elusive term, but in Hollywood it's everything, I don't care what they say, you either have it, want it, or you're afraid of losing it. Where you stand at these things, or who you may be standing next to, may not seem like the most important thing, but it *really* matters.

Scott Solomon: Too bad about Jack, huh?::Ben: That's rare. Usually agents kill others, not themselves.

Ben: [discussion about Bruce Willis] I suppose it took him a long time to grow it, he probably just wants to wait 'til the last minute.::Cal: That's what I thought last week, but after seeing him today, I got the sense this is going to be his "look", it's an artistic-choice...::Ben: The extra weight is too? It can't be.::Cal: It's a feeling.::Ben: Cal, we got the studio to pay him $20 million to be a leading man. For that kind of money there is an expectation.::Cal: They expect a good performance...::Ben: No, no, no no, Cal. For that kind of money they expect millions of menstruating women to want to have intercourse with him. You understand what I'm saying? You want a poster that says "See Santa Run"?

Ben: [with couples therapist] Aren't we going to talk about what we're doing to each other *now*? Why don't we *talk* about what we are doing to each other now.::Kelly: What?::Ben: Why don't we talk about what we are doing to each other *now*?::Kelly: Wha, what. You didn't want to talk about *now* before...::Ben: No, *now*. You know what. *Now*.::Kelly: Yeah, but now *before* was not okay. Why is now *now* okay.::Ben: I don't have any problem with *now*, *you* have a problem with *now*.::Kelly: That is not why we're here.::Ben: That's why, uh. Doctor, is this some classic case of avoidance?

Doctor Randall: [to Ben & Kelly] As we dig deeper and deeper, you're going to feel so good about being apart that you're never going to want to get back together.

Actor: You see, there are so many people out here that I'd rather be eulogizing here today than Jack.

Suit: I'm betting beard...::Ben: What kind of remark is that? People's livelihood are at stake.::Suit: Make a note, a producer with a conscience.

[last lines]::Photo Director: Right, if you could switch with Todd? A little further. A little further. A little bit more. Ah, you're near the "P". Great. Yeah, that's right, on the other side...

Jeremy Brunell: [In the cutting room sanitizing his film, "Fiercely", following a big drunk] I was seven days away from getting a cake, man. All right? A cake for a year sober. Me, a cake. And you and your diabolical bloody naked treachery took that away from me.::Ben: No, that's not true...::Ben: [a short time later] Let me get you a Valium. Just for now. It's not that I don't... But we're on deadline. This is for us, these changes.::Jeremy Brunell: Can I have a couple of Vicodin instead?::Ben: Sure, easy.::Jeremy Brunell: Go get three of them, Ben.::Ben: Three? Coming up.::Ben: [On the phone] Yeah, get me, uh... my office to get three Vicodin and bring them to the cutting room right away.

Team America: World Police (2004)

Actors

• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Maurice LaMarche (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• David Michie (actor)
• Daran Norris (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Music

Taglines:

Putting The "F" Back In Freedom.
Freedom Hangs By A Thread.

Quotes:

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".::Intelligence: [pause] Yes, there is.

Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.::Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.

Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.::Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...::Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.::Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.

Spottswoode: Go get'em, cowboy.

Chris: All right, we fuckin' did it.

Spottswoode: Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.

Lisa: Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.

Kim Jong Il: I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf / I had a twiffic pran - I thought it would work / I tried to get the Earfrings all to kill each other, y'see / But it all went wrong and now I must decree / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You have faiwred in every way / and now my stock in you has fawren / Your career is stawrin' / and you're worthress Arec Barrwin / That's why I brew your head off / And your chirdren are all bawrin' / Pranet Xiron is inhabited with Xipods rike me / But arso with Balmacs who are giant bees / The Xipods and the Balmacs are at constant war / So we wanted a new home and that's what Earf was for / But you are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You fucked up my whole plan / and now Xiron is smeared with Balmac porren / Your garbage needs some hawring / and you're worthress Arec Barrwin / Now I must return home a faiwrure / I'm afraid the pit of Cryrock is cawrin'.

Kim Jong Il: You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!

Pauly Shore Is Dead (2003)

Actors

• Carlos Gómez (actor)
• Bobby Lee (actor)
• Charles Fleischer (actor)
• Snoop Dogg (actor)
• Corey Feldman (actor)
• Clint Howard (actor)
• Dr. Dre (actor)
• Todd Bridges (actor)
• W. Earl Brown (actor)
• Dennis Burkley (actor)
• Andy Dick (actor)
• Carson Daly (actor)
• Tommy Chong (actor)
• Kurt Loder (actor)
• Tommy Lee (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Hollywood will never be the same.

Quotes:

Pauly Shore: Is there a part in there for me? Hey, is there a part in there for me?

Pauly Shore: Hey, aren't you Tom Sizemore?::Michael Madsen's girlfriend: No, this is Michael Madsen.::Pauly Shore: What's the difference?::Michael Madsen's girlfriend: Six inches.

Pauly Shore: FUCK YOU SANDLER!::Adam Sandler: [Offscreen, in a mocking voice] Fuck you Sandler! Fuck you Sandl... AHHH HORSESHIT!

L.A. Take-Out (1996)

Actors

• Tracey Sheldon (actress)
• Tracey Sheldon (writer)
• Stephen Guarino (actor)
• Michael Armstrong (miscellaneous crew)
• Jeffrey R. Newman (actor)
• Rich Sheldon (director)
• Tara Ochs (actress)
• Rich Sheldon (producer)
• Adam Graham (actor)
• Jane Tronnier (miscellaneous crew)
• Jessica Aquino (actress)
• Trevor Lindberg (editor)
• Chase Ashbaker (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Penn, Sean Filmography

• Flag Day
  2015, role: actor
• The Gunman
  2014, role: actor , character name: Jim Terrier
• Holbrook/Twain: An American Odyssey
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
  2013, role: actor , character name: Sean O'Connell
• The Human Experiment
  2013, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• The Human Experiment
  2013, role: producer
• Gangster Squad
  2013, role: actor , character name: Mickey Cohen
• Person to Person
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Announcement
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sebastian Beach One Fine Day
  2012, role: producer
• Americans
  2012, role: actor , character name: Commie
• Americans
  2012, role: writer
• 17th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Woody Allen: A Documentary
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Haiti Untold
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• TV Festival Du Cannes 2011
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• This Must Be the Place
  2011, role: actor , character name: Cheyenne
• A Decade of Difference: A Concert Celebrating 10 Years of the William J. Clinton Foundation
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Guys Choice Awards 2011
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Award Winner
• The Tree of Life
  2011, role: actor , character name: Jack
• Love Hate Love
  2011, role: producer
• Clinton Foundation: Celebrity Division
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bad Boy Kummer
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Fair Game
  2010, role: actor , character name: Joe Wilson
• Dirty Hands Caravan
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Phil Ochs: There But for Fortune
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Interviewee
• I'm Still Here
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 82nd Annual Academy Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Actress in a Leading Role
• TV Festival Du Cannes 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Dirty Hands Caravan
  2010, role: producer
• TV's 50 Funniest Catch Phrases
  2009, role: actor
• Milk: Hollywood Comes to San Francisco
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Making of 'Anton'
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 14th Annual Critics' Choice Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner Best Actor
• Deflating the Elephant: Framed Messages Behind Conservative Dialogue
  2009, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• The 81st Annual Academy Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner: Best Actor in a Leading Role
• 2009 Vanity Fair Oscar Party
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• American Politics All You Can Eat
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The People Speak
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner Male Actor in a Leading Role
• Speechless
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Witch Hunt
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Narrator
• Milk
  2008, role: actor , character name: Harvey Milk
• In Search of Captain Zero
  2008, role: producer
• VH1 Rock Honors
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• VH1 Rock Honors: The Who
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• What Just Happened
  2008, role: actor , character name: Sean Penn
• Oscar, que empiece el espectáculo
  2008, role: actor , character name: Jimmy Markum
• Into the Wild: The Story, the Characters
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Open the Debates: Super Rally in Denver, CO 2008
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself

Penn, Sean Filmography

• Death Tunnel
  2005, role: actor , character name: Doctor
• Death Tunnel
  2005, role: miscellaneous crew

Penn, Sean Filmography

• Hugo Rey y su doncella
  2009, role: actor , character name: Hugo's guest
• Hugo Rey
  2008, role: actor , character name: Hugo's guest

Famous quotes by Sean Penn:

"You tolerate me, you really tolerate me. [Accepting his Independent Spirit Award]"

"There are some cigarette burns in some funny places."

"It's a tough story, but I think it has a lot more than grimness to offer...it's what we are experiencing in our lifetime."

"These are the rare directors who come along, and you're lucky if you stumble across one as an actor."

"tearing oneself apart for the amusement of the audience."

"It's human to want to get your hands in it."

"Family makes me feel there's a reason I'm alive... I'm feeling my life, which I didn't always do partly because I'd be drunk a lot."

"There's a lot of mediocrity being celebrated, and a lot of wonderful stuff being ignored or discouraged."

"There are a few directors around who I have some excitement about spending my $7 at the theatre watching their movies."

"I don't have any particular excitement about working with any specific director or actor at this point."

"There is no re-inventing the wheel."

"I'm not a breakfast eater."

"What happens is things come to you - director, script - and if you respond to it, it's because it's tapping into some part of what's inside you, and different roles tap into different parts."

"At this stage, what would be rewarding would be for audiences to want to watch."

"So if we have anything original to offer, it's to speak from our own life about the society we're in."

"Yeah, I had a tremendous time shooting in Nebraska. I like that state a lot, all over it."

"I think life's an irrational obsession."

"Child-rearing is my main interest now. I'm a hands-on father."

"Well, I think that when you direct a movie or write it. And in the case of the two movies I did, I wrote and directed, they occupy a special place for you."

"Sacrificing American soldiers or innocent civilians in an unprecedented preemptive attack on a separate sovereign nation may well prove itself a most temporary medicine."