'President' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Aida (2011)

Actors Uday Chandra (actor), Pitobash (actor), Nimisha Shankar (actress), Florian Knoblich (miscellaneous crew), Pierre Friquet (costume designer), Pierre Friquet (director), Pierre Friquet (writer), Florian Knoblich (actor), Pierre Friquet (actor), Pierre Friquet (producer), Umesh Kulkarni (actor), Omkar Achyut Barve (producer), Amit Vaishisht (actor), Ashok Chaudhry (actor), Sunil (actor),

Fubar (2011)

Taglines:

One War To End All Wars

Quotes:

Cat Politician: War is business, and business is good.

Actors Henry Strzalkowski (actor), Henry Strzalkowski (actor), Luis Almau (composer), Dean S. Jagger (actor), Alissa Juvan (actress), Geof Wolfenden (writer), Hasraf Dulull (director), Hasraf Dulull (writer), Hasraf Dulull (producer), Eric Mootz (producer), Rob Rownd (actor), Apollo Abraham (actor), Apollo Abraham (actor), David Bianco (actor), Natasha Charles Parker (actress),

Just Act Normal (2008)

Actors Kristin Owings (miscellaneous crew), Paula M. Froehle (producer), Paula M. Froehle (actress), Johnny White (producer), Stan Adams (actor), Jon Jolles (actor), Hollie Lavenstein (editor), Hollie Lavenstein (producer), Hollie Lavenstein (director), Audrey Francis (actress), Rachel Sondag (actress), Roger Ainslie (actor), Jay Rutherford (actor), Oren Meged (actor), Grace Kellison (actress),

Hanbando (2006)

Actors Sung-kee Ahn (actor), Woo-Suk Kang (director), Soo-yeon Kang (actress), Jae-hyeon Jo (actor), Seong-kun Mun (actor), Tae-hyun Cha (actor), Shin-il Kang (actor), Sang Jung Kim (actor), Kan-hie Lee (actress), In-Pyo Cha (actor), Sang-Jeon Woo (actor),

Official Prostitute (2005)

Actors Stephanie Okereke (actress), Frank Rajah Arase (director), Kofi Adjorlolo (actor), Kalsum Sinari (actor), Vivian Achor (actress), Austine Erowele (actor), Austine Erowele (composer), Roger Quartey (actor), Suzzy Williams (actress), Samira Yakubu (producer), Samira Yakubu (writer), A. Kokou (actor), A. Kokou (producer), Samira Yakubu (miscellaneous crew), A. Kokou (producer),

Official Prostitute 2 (2005)

Actors Stephanie Okereke (actress), Frank Rajah Arase (director), Kofi Adjorlolo (actor), Kalsum Sinari (actor), Vivian Achor (actress), Austine Erowele (actor), Austine Erowele (composer), Roger Quartey (actor), Suzzy Williams (actress), Samira Yakubu (producer), Samira Yakubu (writer), A. Kokou (actor), A. Kokou (producer), Samira Yakubu (miscellaneous crew), A. Kokou (producer),

Piano chineun daetongryeong (2002)

Actors Sung-kee Ahn (actor), Sung-kee Ahn (actor), Beom-su Lee (actor), In-mun Kim (actor), Jae-young Kwak (writer), Jae-young Kwak (writer), Ji-Woo Choi (actress), Byung-woo Lee (composer), Su-jeong Lim (actress), Hyeong-il Kim (actor), Seong-gyeom Kim (actor), Man-bae Jeon (director), Man-bae Jeon (writer), Ju-hee Park (actress), Su-hyeon Jeong (producer),

The Final Conflict (1981)

Taglines:

The power of evil is no longer in the hands of a child.
The Last Chapter in the Omen Trilogy
The ultimate confrontation between good and evil!

Quotes:

Damien Thorn: Nazarene, you have won... nothing...

Damien Thorn: Nazarene, charlatan, what can you offer humanity? Since the hour you vomited forth from the gaping wound of a woman, you have done nothing but drown man's soaring desires in a deluge of sanctimonious morality. You've inflamed the pubertal mind of youth with your repellent dogma of original sin. And now you absolve in denying them the ultimate joy beyond death by destroying me ? But you will fail, Nazarene, as you have always failed. We were both created in man's image, but while you were born of an impotent god, I was concieved of a jackal. Born of Satan, the desolate one. Your pain on the cross was but a splinter compared to the agony of my father. Cast out of heaven, the fallen angel, banished, reviled. I will drive deeper the thorns into your rancid carcass, you profaner of vices. Cursed Nazarene. Satan, I will avenge thy torment, by destroying the Christ forever.

Damien Thorn: Suffer the little children to come unto me. Your words, Nazarene. Not mine.

Damien Thorn: If Abraham was ready to slay his own son for the love of his God, why won't you do the same for the love of mine?

Damien Thorn: You, my disciples will truly inherit this Earth!

Damien Thorn: Disciples of the Watch; I stand before you; in the name of the one who was cast out from Heaven, but is alive in me.

Damien Thorn: "And it shall come to pass that in the end days the beast shall reign 100 score and 30 days and nights. And the faithful shall cry unto the Lord, 'Wherefore art thou in the day of evil?' And the Lord shall hear their prayers. And out of the Angel Isle he shall bring forth the Deliverer; the holy Lamb of God who shall do battle with the beast. And shall destroy him." Only it won't be the beast that is destroyed, it'll be the Nazarene.

Damien Thorn: Oh my Father, Lord of Silence, Supreme God of Desolation, though mankind reviles yet aches to embrace, strengthen my purpose to save the world from a second ordeal of Jesus Christ and his grubby mundane creed. Show man instead the raptures of Thy kingdom. Infuse in him the grandeur of melancholy, the divinity of loneliness, the purity of evil, the paradise of pain.

Damien Thorn: He was born last night... I feel his presence. Like a virus, a parasite feeding on my energy; trying to drain me of power. For everyday that he lives and grows, my force will weaken.

Damien Thorn: I now command you to seek out and destroy the Nazarene child. Slay the Nazarene... and I shall reign forever. Fail... and I perish.

Actors David Seltzer (writer), Jerry Goldsmith (composer), Dick Anthony Williams (actor), Harvey Bernhard (producer), Richard Donner (producer), Ruby Wax (actress), Hazel Court (actress), Mason Adams (actor), Arnold Diamond (actor), Norman Bird (actor), Sam Neill (actor), Harvey Bernhard (actor), Rossano Brazzi (actor), Geoff Freeman (miscellaneous crew), Don Gordon (actor),

Rupan sansei (1978)

Taglines:

Sometimes being able to put together a world-class art collection takes a thief... this time it takes an extraordinary thief!

Quotes:

Goemon Ishikawa: Once again I have cut a worthless object.

Mamo: I see you personify the type of genius that's incapable of rational thought.

Mamo: You know, you're a very rational fellow, Lupin... which of course makes you absurd.

Arsene Lupin III: Time does us all in, Mamo. That's the way it's supposed to be.

Arsene Lupin III: I don't believe it!::Inspector Koichi Zenigata: [laughing] Serves you right, lover boy!::Arsene Lupin III: Shall we?::Inspector Koichi Zenigata: Let's go, buddy!

Arsene Lupin III: Hey look who's got his game face on!::Goemon Ishikawa: An unworthy target defiles the weapon.

Daisuke Jigen: I have a sinking feeling about this.::Arsene Lupin III: You just gave me a great idea, buddy.

Daisuke Jigen: Hey, the road's over there!::Arsene Lupin III: Shut up!

Arsene Lupin III: You want a pillow back there...?::Daisuke Jigen: Just drive the damn car.::Arsene Lupin III: Goemon!

Inspector Koichi Zenigata: Hey! You two keep your immorality away from me! Hey! Absolutely no way! Aye yi yi no, don't what the...

Actors Steve Kramer (actor), Dan Martin (actor), Bob Bergen (actor), Robert Axelrod (actor), Richard Cansino (actor), Lex Lang (actor), Richard Epcar (actor), Michael Forest (actor), Steve Bulen (actor), Garrick Hagon (actor), Shôzô Iizuka (actor), Makio Inoue (actor), Sean Barrett (actor), Kiyoshi Kobayashi (actor), Michael McConnohie (actor),

The Strange Case of the End of Civilization as We Know It (1977)

Quotes:

[Watson is reading clues from a crossword puzzle to Holmes]::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 1 Across. A simple source of citrus fruit, 1, 5, 4.::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: A lemon tree, my dear Watson.::[Elsewhere in the hotel, Moriarty shoots Sam Spade]::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 2 Down. Conservative pays ex-wife maintenance. 7, 5.::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Alimony...alimony Tory, my dear Watson.::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Never cease to astound me.::[Moriarty takes a sword to Hercule Poirot]::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 2 Down. Southern California style. 1, 2, 8.::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: A la Monterrey, my dear Watson.::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Really good, holmes.::[Moriarty shoots M]::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 4 Down. Burglar's entrance::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Alarm entry, my dear Watson::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: That's rather poor, isn't it, Holmes? Right. One to go. A cowardly fish with a sting in its tail.::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Yellow manta ray, my dear Watson::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Brilliant, Holmes::[Moriarty does in McCloud with an arrow]

Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Get a crossword, Watson. There's several moments to lose.

Chief Commisioner Blocker: You've... ah, no doubt read, Mr. Holmes...::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Good Lord.::Chief Commisioner Blocker: ...read in the newspapers...::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Great Scott.::Chief Commisioner Blocker: ...of certain mysterious incidents?::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: The unexpected but accurate bisecting of the Belgian foreign minister, the royal college of needlework massacre, the strange affair of the seven boiled bishops, and the man eating poodles of Lambeth palace enigma?::Chief Commisioner Blocker: No.::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Good Lord.::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Just as I thought.::Chief Commisioner Blocker: No, I'm referring to the mysterious shooting of Dr. Gropinger.

Actors John Cleese (actor), Ron Moody (actor), Denholm Elliott (actor), Burt Kwouk (actor), Joss Ackland (actor), Pat Rambaut (miscellaneous crew), John Cleese (writer), Arthur Lowe (actor), Nick Tate (actor), Maurice Kaufmann (actor), Stratford Johns (actor), Connie Booth (actress), Connie Booth (actress), Joseph McGrath (writer), Joseph McGrath (writer),

Obiang, President Filmography

• Simon Mann's African Coup: Black Beach 2009, role: actor, character name: Himself
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For President, Peyoti Filmography

• The English Course 2011, role: composer,
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President, Angelo Filmography

• L'ultimo schermo 1982, role: actor, character name: The movie-theatre usher
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  You're Gonna Like It

  A went to a party on the beach
  round half past nine
  I was reeling and dealing
  But I still got left behind
  By the time I found out what was wrong
  I was home again
  I opened up my eyes
  When she turned on the light
  Because I thought I’d never make it
  Through the night
  The first thing program sounded rather new
  Home again
  She said you’re gonna like it
  And I’m sure about the next time
  Yes you’re gonna like it
  And let my mind take you away
  I know I’m gonna like it
  Yes I’m gonna like it
  And let your mind take me away
  I pushed my luck again
  As I pushed her aside
  Because I knew that I was heading
  For a sleepless night
  After all the slamming of the door
  Home again
  She said you’re gonna like it
  And I’m sure about the next time
  Yes you’re gonna like it
  And let my mind take you away
  I know I’m gonna like it
  Yes I’m gonna like it
  And let your mind take me away
  Home again
  She said you’re gonna like it
  And I’m sure about the next time
  Yes you’re gonna like it
  And let my mind take you away
  Hey I’m gonna like it
  I’m looking forward to the next time
  Yes I’m gonna like it
  And let your mind take me away

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  President

  They pull our strings, the animals
  They blind, they breed the hate
  Under their wing we?re scientists
  We swallow what they fake
  For all you lonely boys
  I will be president
  In all you sons of men
  I can be accident
  Most fall in line, they do the dance
  And salute the safest thing
  Bought with their lives, cry and socialize
  And throw all the beauty away
  For all you lonely boys
  I will be president
  In all you sons of men

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  President

  good morning mr. president
  yes, i've seen you on tv
  i'm excited you're gunna change (change) my life yea, what you say sounds good to me
  [chorus]
  hey hey president
  yeah you president
  you're full yeah, you're full of shit, yeah, shit, yeah, yeah you're full of shit
  what the hell are you doing in there?
  nah, not another speach for me
  your neutral voice, and cold robotic stare
  man, you don't care about anything
  [chorus]
  guilty, guilty
  government says, don't do drugs
  makes the laws then arrests us all
  but all day long, the words are you see,
  we are an expense
  its not them, its me
  [chrous]
  already slaves, got us locked real tight
  10 hours a day, too tired to fight
  you got us buying, better money and drink
  ah man, no time to think

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  President

  And who i be? Weezy Baby, and honey please, say the baby,
  And I got em on they knees, saying baby,
  Im a goodfella, they bout to make me
  But I been made ho, I been paid ho,
  I spent 2000 dollas on these shades ho'
  I'm red hot, I'm ice cold
  I got enough cheese, keep me out that mice hole
  I got nice hoes, I got bad bitches
  Yea, Daddy's rich I got their bitches
  Hey where we from, new orleans
  Hurricanes pussy poppa's murder scenes
  And what we drink? (drank)
  That lean (lean)
  Cuz that liquor get a nigga ass beat (get bout him!)
  And what we smoke? That piffy (you know)
  Presidential shit, bill clinton (you know)
  Black phantom (huh), windows tinted (i love it)
  Presidential shit, monica lewinsky
  Back for the M*tha F*ckn title its your idle,
  Get money 'til I die, got my hand on the bible
  I'm a scrap what I'm writing wit a hand full of rifle
  If ya man feelin Eifel, Imma make his ass leeeeaaan
  Yeeah, 60 grand cut the lights on, 40 grand for the floor cut the mic on
  Thats right ho, Hawaiian punch sprite so purple wit the 'tuss
  Bitch I'm on that leaaaan,
  Yeah, and I'm on that green
  Won a championship I'm still on that team
  Yeah, and I'm ya woman's dream,
  And If ya feelin' cold man Imma blow that steam (PFFFF)
  Hah, and I'm so damn clean
  These leaves cost a stack, that's throw back jeans
  You wouldn't know that you don't roll like me
  We in the building everything cool until i scream (yeah)
  Hey where we from, new orleans
  Hurricanes pussy poppa's murder scenes
  And what we drink? (drank)
  That lean (lean)
  Cuz that liquor get a nigga ass beat (get bout him!)
  And what we smoke? That piffy (you know)
  Presidential shit, bill clinton (you know)
  Black phantom (huh), windows tinted (i love it)
  Presidential shit, monica lewinsky
  Ridin' in the caddy mo'
  Blowin like sachmo
  I'm highly strapped low
  Baby go from what ya know
  Tinteds turn pictures change new photo different frame
  Money up, champagne, still posin', same game
  Cash money still, do it for the money
  Gotta black car, grey car, gas car, green car
  Backyard theme park, front yard car show
  I'm somewhere in the house
  And it's like where's waldo?
  Ten bricks straight powder air cargo
  Weezy F. straight hustlin' no barcode
  You don't know what my heart holds, straight fuel
  Take ya bitch from the club make her ass a mule
  Put some weight on her back make her ass move
  She give daddy money back that's a fast move
  40 G's one chain, that's a man jewels
  45 for the Jag dude
  Hey where we from, new orleans
  Hurricanes pussy poppa's murder scenes
  And what we drink? (drank)
  That lean (lean)
  Cuz that liquor get a nigga ass beat (get bout him!)
  And what we smoke? That piffy (you know)
  Presidential shit, bill clinton (you know)
  Black phantom (huh), windows tinted (i love it)
  Presidential shit, monica lewinsky
  Uh, smooth out my mansion to my whip
  I leave the bullshit inside wit my bitch
  I move the heavy ass gun from my hip
  Then I sit the same heavy ass strap on my lap
  I'm steady as crack wit the strap
  I'm heavy as da-white but Dwayne not fat
  I'm right like Betty and the fetti is the facts
  The Birdman Junior holla back where ya stack
  I'm just tryin' to let my hair back
  And chill where they got some air at, Ya hear dat?
  Champagne clear liquor put that beer back
  Got work so cheap it's on Sears racks
  Holla at me on the low I take care of that
  And feds buy mixtapes yeah I'm aware of that
  But this here is the suffix you scared of dat
  When you get shot you know where ya at

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  President

  Young Casper:I'm a president I'm a master
  were only teens but look what we
  mastered I'm running the country
  cause I learn faster you ain't Getting
  anywhere cause your a procrastinator Jay
  is the vice president where the boyfriends
  you want with benefits The white house is
  our new residents but Asbury will always be
  my first home
  Chorus:Were presidents so intelligent and grateful
  haterz stay hateful But I'll stay fateful
  Jay:We are presidents with benefits,intelligent,
  and swagger You suckas are lagers
  We bad but not braggers The world is mine
  so it's my time to shine (get in line)
  We wanna be gonna be's actually right nows
  Every town is mine now
  Young Casper:Casper be the name running
  the country is my game
  I ain't allergic to the
  fame Especially since everybody
  knows my name I came,saw,and won
  it I do this for the fun of it
  I get paid for it cause I was
  made for it

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  President

  Would you vote, if I asked you to vote
  Join my party, and never look back
  Would you debate, if you saw me debating
  Would you get me delegates, tonight?
  Would you nominate me, at a caucus
  Or in the polls? Oh please tell me this
  Now would you die, if someone loses their mind
  To save the man you love
  I can be your president, baby
  I will veto my way to your heart
  I will pledge for better health care
  So please don't give your vote away
  Would you swear to attend party conventions?
  Or would you lie and support somebody else?
  How is my hair? My opponent's stare?
  I don't care I'm elected, tonight
  I can be your president, baby
  I will veto my way to your heart
  I will pledge for better health care
  So please don't give your vote away
  Oh, I just wanna wave at you
  You can watch me on tv
  How is my hair? My opponent's stare?
  I don't care I'm inaugurated, tonight
  I can be your president, baby
  I will veto my way to your heart
  I will pledge for better health care
  So please don't give your vote away
  I can be your president, baby
  (I can be your president babyyyy)
  I will veto my way to your heart
  I will pledge for better health care
  So please don't give your vote away
  So please don't give your vote away

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  President

  Yeah,
  Election times coming.
  Who you going to vote for
  C'yeah
  [Chorus:]
  If I was president,
  I'd get elected on Friday, Assasinated on Saturday,
  Buried on Sunday,
  Then go back to work on Monday.
  If I was president...(If you were president)
  If I was president...(If you were president)
  If I was president...(If you were president)
  [Verse 1:]
  Instead of spending billions on the war,I can use that money, so I could feed the poor.Cause,I know some so poor,when it rains thats when they shower. Screaming 'Fight the Power'.That's when the war should devour.
  [Chorus:]
  If I was president,
  I'd get elected on Friday, Assasinated on Saturday,
  Buried on Sunday,
  Then go back to work on Monday.
  If I was president...(If you were president)
  If I was president...(If you were president)
  If I was president...(If you were president)
  [Verse 2:]
  I know some soldiers they sleeping,but they can't dreaming, wake up with screaming,sounds abit succeading. So take this metal of honor for your bravery. I wish you the best kid, for you and your family.
  [chorus:]
  If I was president,
  I'd get elected on Friday, Assasinated on Saturday,
  Buried on Sunday,
  Then go back to work on Monday.
  If I was president...(If you were president)
  If I was president...(If you were president)
  If I was president...(If you were president)
  [Verse 3:]
  BUT THE RADIO WON'T PLAY THIS,
  THEY CALL IT REBEL MUSIC.HOW CAN YOU REFUSE IT, CHILDREN OF MOSES? Tell the children the truth,the truth,its not all the bling thats diamond.Tell them the truth, the truth, Most of y'al are cuban smoking. Tell them the truth the truth yeah, Your soul is worth more then diamonds.
  If I was president all blacks would have reparation, no segagation I would lead the nation,We would all hold hands, very week on the beach party by the sand.Word up. Take trips to ait force one don't need the shoe air force ones. Better schools in the hood better teachers for the making money, be paying them taxes. Finding fair sciencetist to come upwith an answer,I want a cure for aids and cancer But I got to watch my back sniper's on the hill with it still,Waiting to jf kill.
  [Chorus:]
  If I was president,
  I'd get elected on Friday, Assasinated on Saturday,
  Buried on Sunday,
  Then go back to work on Monday.
  If I was president...(If you were president)
  If I was president...(If you were president)
  If I was president...(If you were president)
  I feel the rain coming let me play my guitar for them right now.
  If you were president...
  If you were president...
  Refugees
  If you were president...
  If you were president...
  If you were president...
  If you were president.

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  President

  Pam and Jackie (Patsy) say it is
  The young and lonely kid in Belgium is a ghost
  It's alright...
  Ex-President of the United States
  He forgets it by noon
  He tries to forget his only only ex- ex-wife
  Then follows it too soon
  He tries to forget his only lack of life
  Ex-President of the United States
  Of America I fear
  His only courage is to stand in the middle of, the middle of, the middle of

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  President

  Raised up my hand & said I solemnly swear
  One January day
  And just like that I was the President
  Of the USA
  Just like that I was the President
  Of the USA
  There were limos, bands & speeches
  And parties to go to
  I said all that will have to wait
  There's just so much to do
  Them parties will have to wait
  There's so much to do
  My first day I offered statehood
  To Cuba and Mexico
  Cuba-1 state, Mexico-6
  All or nothing that's how it goes
  No more border patrols & human smuggling
  and we'll deal with our own neighborhood
  And a few more stars and some green in the flag
  Seems like it might be good
  And maybe Israel and Palestine
  Will follow our lead and just combine
  And then become Israelstine, who knows?
  Anyway that's my first day
  Second day I told Detroit
  Start makin' cars that don't use gas
  And I give everybody a big rebate
  And they started sellin' fast
  We'll stop burning up the air we breathe
  And making the planet boil
  And we won't have to kiss the ass
  Of whoever's got the oil
  Since before Hoover, the farmers have got
  The short end of the stick
  With the help of our Cuban brothers
  We'll be Communistic
  (Collective farms!)
  Capitalism is a fine thing
  If it works, then great, OK
  But if not, gotta try something else
  That's what I did on my 3rd day
  My 4th day all of our troops came home
  From all around the Earth
  Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran
  More trouble than they're worth
  I was tempted to say I'm sorry
  We'll rebuild you with money and men
  But I just said, "You're on your own
  "And don't fuck with us again"
  My 5th day I changed the army
  So it's all of us or none
  We'll all tie knots, and walk through mud
  Pitch tents and fire a gun
  With just a few of us as warriors
  And the rest of us gone soft
  Martians could come and zap us
  Ain't gonna happen on my watch
  Day 6 I swore no prisoners more
  Would face their death inside
  Thou Shalt Not Kill applies to us all
  Too many mistakes, besides
  Day 6 I swore no prisoner more
  Would ever face his death
  At least until my jury hears
  The Crimes of President Bush
  Day 7 was hot, I legalized pot
  And none of this decriminalizing crap
  Let it grow in glory, end of story
  Then I burned one and took a nap
  Hemp will help the farmers
  We'll grow hemp everywhere
  One acre of hemp's like 10 acres of trees
  And hemp grows back next year
  My 8th day I made health care
  Cover everyone
  If you get sick, see a doctor
  That's how my government's run
  And by the way, abortion
  Is included in this plan
  No one tells a girl how to treat her body
  Least of all some man
  My 9th day I said sorry
  This government is no fool
  Ain't gonna pay you extra to send your kid
  To some weird-ass wacko school
  We'll do our best to make our schools
  Best anyplace on earth
  If they ain't good enough, think about it
  Before you go give birth
  My 10th day I made it OK
  To marry whoever you
  Would be willing to ride with
  On a bicycle built for 2
  Marry a woman, marry a man
  Marry a monkey too
  Marry a big old rhino
  And visit 'em at the zoo
  And that was my first 10 days
  My first 2 working weeks
  Lots of work for the bureaucrats
  And the paper-pushing geeks
  After that we needed
  Some time to just have fun
  So we added some new holidays
  The next week, one by one
  Monday was National Nude Day
  Everyone disrobed
  Tuesday was National Stoned Day
  Everyone got stoned
  Wednesday was National Painting Day
  Thursday no television
  Friday was tennis, John McEnroe helped
  From his Cabinet position
  Saturday, Sex With Impunity Day
  With no repercussions
  Sunday, do it all-Nude, Stoned, Painting, no TV,
  Tennis, Sex-Enjoy!!
  Just be ready for work on Monday
  And mister, no discussion
  My Cabinet, as previously mentioned
  Includes John McEnroe
  And Wavy Gravy and Michael Franti
  And Ani Difranco
  Muhammad Ali, Madonna
  Maya Angelou, Bratt Pitt
  And Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton
  And we'll watch 'em both go at it
  And then I'll get that Stephen Hawking
  Make him a citizen and stuff
  He's the smartest guy in the world
  England's had him long enough
  I'll tell him you can be the head of whatever you want
  Just bring your thinking cap
  And I'll give him an office in Hollywood
  With all those ramps and crap
  I raised up my hand and said I solemnly swear
  One January day
  And just like that I was the President
  Of the USA
  Just like that
  Just like that
  Just like that I was the President