Oprah Winfrey (born Orpah Gail Winfrey; January 29, 1954) is an American media proprietor, talk show host, actress, producer, and philanthropist. Winfrey is best known for her self-titled, multi-award-winning talk show, which has become the highest-rated program of its kind in history and was nationally syndicated from 1986 to 2011. She has been ranked the richest African-American of the 20th century, the greatest black philanthropist in American history, and was for a time the world's only black billionaire. She is also, according to some assessments, the most influential woman in the world.
Winfrey was born into poverty in rural Mississippi to a teenage single mother and later raised in an inner-city Milwaukee neighborhood. She experienced considerable hardship during her childhood, claiming to be raped at age nine and becoming pregnant at 14; her son died in infancy. Sent to live with the man she calls her father, a barber in Tennessee, Winfrey landed a job in radio while still in high school and began co-anchoring the local evening news at the age of 19. Her emotional ad-lib delivery eventually got her transferred to the daytime-talk-show arena, and after boosting a third-rated local Chicago talk show to first place, she launched her own production company and became internationally syndicated.
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"Freshman Senator" What happens to the freshman senator on his first day when everyone from the lobbyist to the call girl on Capitol Hill hit on him. "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?" A spoof on the original film where Michelle Obama invites the Palins for dinner. "Skamwell" An ad for cleaning out your secret files without leaving a trace. "Bail to the Chief" While President Obama explains his new budget plans, the the reporters and Oprah Winfrey upstage him. "Woop!" A theater of the absurd rendition of a businessman who bumps into another businessman while walking to work on the grounds of the National Mall.
Keywords: farce, political-comedy, theatre-of-the-absurd
The side of Washington, DC, you don't usually see.
Tina Fey: Maybe what bothers me the most is that people say that Hillary is a bitch. And let me say something about that: Yeah, she is. Yeah. And so am I and so is this one. [Points to Amy Poehler]::Amy Poehler: Yeah, deal with it.::Tina Fey: You know what? Bitches get stuff done. That's why Catholic schools use nuns as teachers and not priests. Those nuns are mean old clams and they sleep on cots and they're allowed to hit you. And at the end of the school year, you hated those bitches, but you knew the capital of Vermont.::Amy Poehler: Yes.::Tina Fey: So, I'm saying it's not too late, Texas and Ohio! Get on board. Bitch is the new black!
[Alec Baldwin as The Cowboy enters the diner]::Brenda: Man! His type just makes me crazy! Shoot! Look at him - sitting on that stool like he's doing it a favor!
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Born in America, but raised in Havemahkeeta in India, with a population of 76, Maurice had always to better Deepak Chopra, and be sexually active, ever since he was 12. His Guru, Tugginmypudha, while approving of Deepak, cautions Maurice and has a chastity belt put around his waist. Years later, Maurice has established himself as Guru Pitka in America, but would like to appear in the Oprah Show and be better than Deepak Chopra. When Jane Bullard from the the Toronto Maple Leafs hires him to counsel their star hockey player, Darren Roanoke, to win back his wife, Prudence, from Kings' star player, Jacques Grande, and also stand up to his dominating mother, Lilian, he agrees to do so - with hilarious results.
Keywords: abomination, accident, acronym, actor-playing-himself, actress-playing-herself, altoids, animal-sex, apology, arena, bad-taste
His Karma is Huge
Get ready for the summer of love
Jacques Grande: Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!
Guru Pitka: Give me a pound. Lock it down. Break the pickle. Tickle, tickle.
Jacques Grande: Ding Dong. Did someone order the special Quebec pizza huh? You know, like in the porno.
Guru Pitka: Let's look at the word, guru. Ok. My goal is to get you to say "Gee You Are You", tm.
[repeated line]::Guru Pitka: Marishka Hargitay.
Rajneesh: [answering cell phone] Dell Computers, this is Chip.
Guru Pitka: If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?
Jay Kell: [from trailer] That is going to knock some change out of his coin purse!
Jacques Grande: And now, I'd like to show my love by making for you a Quebec pizza.::Prudence Roanoke: What's that?::Jacques Grande: Pop-Tart with the ketchup. She's good.
Guru Pitka: Please welcome, Celine Dion!::Jacques Grande: Ah! Dis is my day of lucky!
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Term-time ends at Acme Looniversity and the Tiny Toon characters look forward to a summer filled with fun. Buster and Babs Bunny turn a water fight into a white-water rafting trip through the dangerous Deep South; Plucky Duck and Hamton Pig share the most impossibly awful car journey imaginable on the way to HappyWorldLand; Fifi's blind date becomes a "skunknophobic" nightmare; and a safari park is turned upside-down by Elmyra's search for "cute little kitties to hug and squeeze".
Keywords: alligator, amusement-park, animal-abuse, anthropomorphic-animal, anthropomorphism, anxiety, autograph, basset-hound, beach, breaking-the-fourth-wall
Plucky Duck: I'm gonna go on every ride 'til I barf twice!
Buster Bunny: Babs, grab the life saver!::Babs Bunny: Who can think of candy at a time like this?
[Byron the Basset Hound saves Babs and Buster by flying]::Buster Bunny: Hey, Byron can fly!::Babs Bunny: Who knew?
[after doing an obscenely loud sound demo prior to the movie]::THUD announcer: The audience is now deaf.
[after a long, toon-type, water battle]::Buster Bunny: I do this water thing to Babsy through the entire video.
[Buster is forced to marry Big Daddy Boo's daughters]::Buster Bunny: I can't marry all three of them, that's bigamy!::Big Daddy Boo: No, that's big o'me!
[Sitting at the drive-in with Hampton's family]::Plucky Duck: They bring their own food to the drive-in. I don't believe this family.
[Plucky just got ran over by Hampton's family]::Plucky Duck: I think the left front tire is a little low.
[Fowlmouth butted in the movie concession line and is deciding what snack to get]::Fowlmouth: Let's see, Goobers or Raisinets... Goobers or Raisinets... You got a reccommendation?::[Guy he butted throws him into theatre]::Fowlmouth: Guess I'll never know the eternal answer!
[Fowlmouth got "thrown" into the movie]::Actress: At this rate, we'll NEVER get to my scene!::Fowlmouth: Then the crowd should thank me, you no good dadgum excuse for a dadgum actress!
Yeah
Everybody that came from the basement with me
We living in the attic now
And just like Oprah Winfrey say
You get a car, you get a car yeah
Let's go
Waiting on a turn, we gonna run everything
There will come a time
When we living like Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
Waiting on that time, when we run everything
And I promise my team when I get that cheddar
Everything out here gonna be better
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
I murder manure
I guess I'm killing shit
Straight from the sewer
That makes me really shit
Crossing my hands I'm dealing this
Stop looking like you ain't feeling this
Say I'd never make it to the top
I'ma show y'all lame motherfuckers what a ceiling is
Don't keep the master waiting
I'm feeling myself no masturbating
All them girls from my past relations
Coming back around it's fascinating
Why you haters mock the views up on my channel
I'm collecting more awards there's no more space up on
the mantle
Realize that if they're jealous they just too afraid to
test themselves
And far too close-minded to find the means to express
themselves
And hating the world won't change the way you feel
about yourself
But I'm pullin' for you like arms are missing listen
here's some help
Cause I'ma keep rocking like keys
Ain't no dreaming of bees
Sink or swim I run this town I'll never drown
Michael Phelps
And while you living in the past talking about how
great things used to be, uh
You had your shot but took an arrow to the knee
Waiting on a turn, we gonna run everything
There will come a time
When we living like Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
Waiting on that time, when we run everything
And I promise my team when I get that cheddar
Everything out here gonna be better
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
Used to call the labels
But now the labels call
Used to sweat the ladies
But now my stable's full
I remember Shiela used to tell me years ago
That I would have millions of people screaming out
DeStorm
And I didn't believe it couldn't conceive it
Now I'm paid in four
Went from sleeping on the floor to flying a family to
the shore
Just won an AMA got the Grammys in my four
Cast I got last and do it all for Baltimore
It's that big frame kind of soar trained in the art of
Rappers hungry but I'm sorry I'm what the people
starving for
I started out doing covers, then killed a hundred
challenges
Just so the fans won't ever question what true talent
Now these kids can never honestly say they hate my
music
I took the test of hip hop
I'm the father and I proved it
Unless you hating and hating ain't nothing but jealousy
on steroids
A temporary fix for an instant cure, bitch
Waiting on a turn, we gonna run everything
There will come a time
When we living like Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
Waiting on that time, when we run everything
And I promise my team when I get that cheddar
Everything out here gonna be better
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
From the basement to the attic now
And just like Oprah Winfrey say
You get a car, you get a car
Taking my entire team with me
You are a movie star
You are a rich woman
You are a talk show queen
You are so sweet as Domino sugar
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
You are so pretty like a flower
You are a cute woman
You are a smart woman
You can really flap your yap off
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
You are too good to be true
You are so talented doing the Oprah Winfrey Show
You can really make an honest dollar
At Harpo studios
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
Rock on in London
Rock on in Chicago
Johnny Rockets