'Tim Allen' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Bring It On: All or Nothing (2006)

Quotes:

Camille: Kirresha, hold my shit!

Camille: Check this out everybody. We got some new shit for ya'll. Here we go now!::Camille, Kirresha, Leti: [starts dance routine] Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya. Roll call. Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya. Roll call.::Leti: My name is Leti. I like to party. And when I shake it, the boys say "ay mami!".::Camille, Kirresha, Leti: Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya. Roll call.::Camille: My name Camille. Give you three wishes. You see me shake it, 'cause I'm delicious.::Camille, Kirresha, Leti: Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya. Roll call.::Kirresha: My name Kirresha. Get out my face. 'Cause when I shake it, it's like an earthquake.::Camille: Don't forget everybody, pep rally after school!::[jumps off table]::Camille: Did you enjoy the show, white girl?::Britney: I didn't know you were a cheerleader.::Camille: Ha. I'm THE cheerleader, ok, I'm captain.::Britney: So? I was captain at my old school.::Camille: And now you go to MY school. So I guess that makes you... nothing.

Rihanna: [flipping a coin] Call it.::Sierra: It's a quarter!

Winnie: And you're such a wigger::Britney: Oh no, Brad, hold my shit!

Jesse: I could probably show you better then I could tell you.::Britney: No, no I probably wouldn't know what to do.

Camille: Jesse, it's cute you tryin to be in choreography and all but you just stick to findin us the beats, alright boo?::Jesse: Alright cool, but one day you'll come beggin for what i got.::Kirresha: Shoot, I'm beggin now hook a sister up.::Camille: Kirresha.::Kirresha: What?::Camille: You are too hot to beg.::Kirresha: I know but he's just so fine I'm willin to make an exception.::Jesse: Don't tease me mami, me gustan las chicas grande.::Kirresha: Mmm I don't know what you said, but me gustan too baby.::Leti: He said he like big girls!::Kirresha: Now, why come when you say it it don't sound cute at all?::Leti: Look he the one who said it alright.::Kirresha: Don't hate cuz he on me.

Leti: [after Britney's audition] Damn... vanilla latte's got skills.

Everybody: [about Britney as squad captain] We really made a big mistake. Don't you think her boobs look fake?::Britney: I swear that this is my real chest. My right is bigger than my left.::Brad: That's true.::Everybody: [about Britney as squad captain] We don't know why we choose her. Look at her she's such a poser.::Britney: I'll prove to you that I'm legiate. I'll work hard and never quit.::Everybody: Not Not Not Not going to happen. You You You Suck at being captain. Brit Brit Brit your cheering is for shit. Not you Brit they're not your real tits.

[Amber, Brianna and Sierra get a video phone message from Britney]::Britney: [crying uncontrolably/indistinctly] I... hate... this...!::Sierra: Ah! Tears of joy. She's so happy.

Jesse: Dude I could kick the dude out of you!

Actors Dino Castelli (miscellaneous crew), Hayden Panettiere (actress), Marc C. Geschwind (miscellaneous crew), Rihanna (actress), Jon Kuyper (producer), Armyan Bernstein (producer), Robin Anderson (miscellaneous crew), Cynthia Gates Fujikawa (miscellaneous crew), Tony Gonzalez (miscellaneous crew), Tony Gonzalez (actor), Kiersten Warren (actress), Danny Saphire (editor), David Roessell (producer), Chris Moss (actor), Solange Knowles (actress),

SNL: 25 Years of Music (1999)

Actors Elvis Costello (actor), Joe Cocker (actor), Lance Bass (actor), Dan Aykroyd (actor), J.C. Chasez (actor), Eric Clapton (actor), Michael Bolton (actor), Matthew Broderick (actor), Garth Brooks (actor), Garth Brooks (actor), John Belushi (actor), Chevy Chase (actor), Dana Carvey (actor), Ray Charles (actor), Snoop Dogg (actor),

Meet Wally Sparks (1997)

Taglines:

He's a menace to High Society.
The Talk Show Host that Everyone loves to hate!

Quotes:

Wally Sparks: The other day I saved a girl from being attacked: I changed my mind.

Wally Sparks: What a place, Canada; they started a country and no one showed up.

Wally Sparks: I hear in Canada you only have sex doggy style; that way you can both see the hockey game.

Wally Sparks: Siskel and Ebert caught my show. They gave me one finger up.

Wally Sparks: Remember folks, every man has his tale of woe. Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tale.

Wally Sparks: I looked up your family tree. Two dogs were using it.

Wally Sparks: And remember, it's lonely at the top, when there's no-one on the bottom.

Wally Sparks: I am here to spread Joy, tell when you find her.

Wally Sparks: You never had me.

Actors Michael Rooker (actor), Bob Saget (actor), Burt Reynolds (actor), Lewis Arquette (actor), George Hamilton (actor), Geraldo Rivera (actor), Jay Leno (actor), Tony Danza (actor), Michael Bolton (actor), Ron Jeremy (actor), Tim Allen (actor), Rodney Dangerfield (actor), Gilbert Gottfried (actor), Jerry Springer (actor), Scott L. Schwartz (actor),

The One Way Trail (1931)

Taglines:

Ace High Thrills!

Actors Barney Beasley (actor), Charles Murphy (actor), Ralph Bucko (actor), Jack Evans (actor), Roy Bucko (actor), Herman Hack (actor), Bob Burns (actor), Robert Homans (actor), Jack King (actor), Charles Le Moyne (actor), Al Ferguson (actor), Bud McClure (actor), Tim McCoy (actor), Art Mix (actor), Carroll Nye (actor),

Father's Favorite (1912)

Actors J. Warren Kerrigan (actor), Marshall Neilan (actor), Pauline Bush (actress), Allan Dwan (director),

Allen, Tim Filmography

• If These Walls Could Talk: The Story of the Punchline 2013, role: actor, Play in Full Screen
• Toy Story of Terror 2013, role: actor, character name: Buzz Lightyear Play in Full Screen
• 3 Geezers! 2013, role: actor, character name: Tim Play in Full Screen
• Back to the Moon for Good 2013, role: actor, character name: Narrator Play in Full Screen
• Chimpanzee 2012, role: actor, character name: Narrator Play in Full Screen
• Partysaurus Rex 2012, role: actor, character name: Buzz Lightyear Play in Full Screen
• The Penguin King 2012, role: actor, character name: Narrator Play in Full Screen
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2012 2012, role: actor, character name: Himself - Nominee: Favorite TV Actor Play in Full Screen
• Hawaiian Vacation 2011, role: actor, character name: Buzz Lightyear Play in Full Screen
• The 2011 Billboard Music Awards 2011, role: actor, character name: Himself - Presenter Play in Full Screen
• Small Fry 2011, role: actor, character name: Buzz Lightyear Play in Full Screen
• The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards 2011, role: actor, character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy Play in Full Screen
• Pixar: 25 Magic Moments 2011, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Steve Jobs: One Last Thing 2011, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• John Belushi: Dancing on the Edge 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Toy Story 3: The Gang's All Here 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The 8th Annual TV Land Awards 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself - Host Play in Full Screen
• Crazy on the Outside 2010, role: actor, character name: Tommy Play in Full Screen
• Toy Story 3 2010, role: actor, character name: Buzz Lightyear Play in Full Screen
• Toy Story 3: The Gang's All Here 2010, role: actor, character name: Buzz Lightyear Play in Full Screen
• Crazy on the Outside 2010, role: director, Play in Full Screen
• I Am Comic 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• I Am 2010, role: actor, Play in Full Screen
• The Tragic Side of Comedy 2009, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Six Wives of Henry Lefay 2009, role: producer, Play in Full Screen
• Starz Inside: Comics on Screen 2009, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Six Wives of Henry Lefay 2009, role: actor, character name: Henry Play in Full Screen
• The 7th Annual TV Land Awards 2009, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Yosemite Three 2009, role: actor, Play in Full Screen
• TV's All-Time Funniest: A Paley Center for Media Special 2008, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• AFI's 10 Top 10: America's 10 Greatest Films in 10 Classic Genres 2008, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Be Funny 2008, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Redbelt 2008, role: actor, character name: Chet Frank Play in Full Screen
• Toy Story Midway Mania! 2008, role: actor, character name: Buzz Lightyear Play in Full Screen
• The 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards 2007, role: actor, character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Actor in a Television Series - Musical or Comedy Play in Full Screen
• Fired! 2007, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Wild Hogs 2007, role: actor, character name: Doug Madsen Play in Full Screen
• Bikers, Brawls and Burning Bars: The Making of 'Wild Hogs' 2007, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Pixar Story 2007, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movies: 10th Anniversary Edition 2007, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• In the Pink 2007, role: actor, Play in Full Screen
• The Shaggy Dog 2006, role: producer, Play in Full Screen
• Zoom 2006, role: actor, character name: Captain Zoom Play in Full Screen
• Zoom 2006, role: actor, character name: Jack Shepard Play in Full Screen
• Comedy Club Shoot-Out: Vol. 2 2006, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 2006, role: actor, character name: Santa Play in Full Screen
• The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 2006, role: actor, character name: Scott Calvin Play in Full Screen
• Cars 2006, role: actor, character name: Buzz Lightyear Car Play in Full Screen
• The Shaggy Dog 2006, role: actor, character name: Dave Douglas Play in Full Screen
• The Funniest Families of Television Comedy: A Museum of Television & Radio Special 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen

Allen, Tim Filmography

• Dolan's Cadillac 2009, role: actor, character name: Marshall Play in Full Screen
• Walled In 2009, role: actor, character name: Police Officer Play in Full Screen
• Intimate Stranger 2006, role: actor, character name: Technician Play in Full Screen
• Betrayed 2003, role: actor, character name: Reporter Evan Play in Full Screen

Allen, Tim Filmography

• Proximity 2013, role: actor, character name: Prisoner 2 Play in Full Screen
• Losses 2011, role: actor, character name: Thug #8 Play in Full Screen
• Armistice 2006, role: miscellaneous crew, Play in Full Screen

Famous quotes by Tim Allen:

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  Play Karaoke in Full Screen
  Tam Lin
  Richard Thompson

  I forbid you maidens all that wear gold in your hair
  To travel to Carter Hall for young Tam Lin is there
  None that go by Carter Hall but they leave him a pledge
  Either their mantles of green or else their maidenhead"
  Janet tied her kirtle green a bit above her knee
  And she's gone to Carter Hall as fast as go can she
  She'd not pulled a double rose, a rose but only two
  When up there came young Tam Lin says "Lady, pull no
  more"
  "And why come you to Carter Hall without command from
  me?"
  "I'll come and go", young Janet said, "and ask no leave
  of thee"
  Janet tied her kirtle green a bit above her knee
  And she's gone to her father as fast as go can she
  Well, up then spoke her father dear and he spoke meek
  and mild
  "Oh, and alas, Janet," he said, "I think you go with
  child"
  "Well, if that be so," Janet said, "myself shall bear
  the blame
  There's not a knight in all your hall shall get the
  baby's name
  For if my love were an earthly knight as he is an elfin
  grey
  I'd not change my own true love for any knight you
  have"
  Janet tied her kirtle green a bit above her knee
  And she's gone to Carter Hall as fast as go can she
  "Oh, tell to me, Tam Lin," she said, "why came you here
  to dwell?"
  "The Queen of Faeries caught me when from my horse I
  fell
  And at the end of seven years she pays a tithe to hell
  I so fair and full of flesh and feared it be myself
  But tonight is Hallowe'en and the faery folk ride
  Those that would their true love win at Miles Cross
  they must buy
  So first let past the horses black and then let past
  the brown
  Quickly run to the white steed and pull the rider down
  For I'll ride on the white steed, the nearest to the
  town
  For I was an earthly knight, they give me that renown
  Oh, they will turn me in your arms to a newt or a snake
  But hold me tight and fear not, I am your baby's father
  And they will turn me in your arms into a lion bold
  But hold me tight and fear not and you will love your
  child
  And they will turn me in your arms into a naked knight
  But cloak me in your mantle and keep me out of sight"
  In the middle of the night she heard the bridle ring
  She heeded what he did say and young Tam Lin did win
  Then up spoke the Faery Queen, an angry queen was she
  Woe betide her ?ill-fought? face, an ill death may she
  "Oh, had I known, Tam Lin," she said, "what this knight
  I did see

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  Dem Alone
  Mavado

  [Intro:]
  Yah man (yo)
  Yeah (uhm)
  Whooo (wooooaaah)
  Uh...
  Selassie I
  To all my friends that pass and gone
  Is not goodbye
  A good over evil
  Yeahhhhh (yeah)
  [Chorus:]
  A nuff a dem a seh they nuh like mi but dem lonely
  Cause a dem alone
  Yes a dem alone, a dem alone, a dem alone
  Sell dem soul fi achieve the gold
  But a dem alone
  Yes a dem alone, a dem alone, a dem alone
  [Verse 1:]
  If haffi dem alone
  Things would rearrange
  Lawd me woulda drive range
  If haffi dem alone
  Mi coulda use colonge
  All me clothes coulda change
  If haffi dem alone
  Mi nuh marka like gold
  And look like beige
  If haffi dem alone
  Mama woulda have a bed
  Lawd she would do have a home
  Yuh nuh see (yuh nuh see)
  The beast speech pon me
  Leff to rich pon me
  Yuh nuh see (yuh nuh see)
  Mi buy mi own hennessy
  Mi nuh care who a switch pan me (for me)
  Yuh nuh see (yuh nuh see)
  Blessings a preach pan me
  Nuh stressing pan me
  Yuh nuh see
  They nuh see
  Weh dem waan see (weh dem waan see)
  Dem eyes full of jealousy
  [Chorus:]
  A nuff a dem a seh they nuh like mi but dem lonely
  Cause a dem alone
  Yes a dem alone, a dem alone, a dem alone
  Nuff see mi build mi kingdom
  And dem wah fi tek mi throne
  But a dem alone
  Yes a dem alone, a dem alone, a dem alone
  [Verse 2:]
  A dem alone (a dem alone)
  Jah Jah show dem a sign
  Dem too badmind
  Dem cya stop mi flow
  Because a di hill mi a climb
  Di Gully God(whooaaaa)
  Jah sun alwaysss shine
  Roll out di gully squad two thousand and nine
  Forward we a go
  Ni nah stay behinddd
  Ni warn dem time after time
  [Chorus:]
  A nuff a dem a seh they nuh like mi but dem lonely
  Cause a dem alone
  Yes a dem alone, a dem alone, a dem alone
  Dem wah di gully youth dem
  Fi have nuh food, dem alone
  Yes a dem alone, a dem alone, a dem alone
  [Verse 3:]
  A dem aloneee (a dem alone)
  Wah carry mi own
  A dem alone (a dem alone)
  Yes a dem alone (yes a dem alone)
  Yeaaahhh
  Ohhhhhh
  Woooooooaaah, yeaahh
  Frass (frass)
  A wahppen to dem
  Yeaahhh
  Selassie I
  [Chorus:]
  A nuff a dem a seh they nuh like mi but dem lonely
  Cause a dem alone
  Yes a dem alone, a dem alone, a dem alone
  All di girls dem love mi soh mi muss see a dem alone
  Yes a dem alone, a dem alone, a dem alone
  [Outro:]
  Dem alone
  Haha...
  Yo so mi a seh
  A dem alone
  Toward hill
  Cassava Piece
  Gallis vanelas

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  Tam Lin
  Fairport Convention

  I forbid you maidens all that wear gold in your hair
  To travel to Carterhaugh for young Tam Lin is there
  None that go by Carterhaugh but they leave him a pledge
  Either their mantles of green or else their maidenhead
  Janet tied her kirtle green a bit above her knee
  And she's gone to Carterhaugh as fast as go can she
  She'd not pulled a double rose, a rose but only two
  When up then came young Tam Lin, says "Lady, pull no more"
  "And why come you to Carterhaugh without command from me?"
  "I'll come and go", young Janet said, "and ask no leave of thee"
  Janet tied her kirtle green a bit above her knee
  And she's gone to her father as fast as go can she
  Well, up then spoke her father dear and he spoke meek and mild
  "Oh, and alas, Janet," he said, "I think you go with child"
  "Well, if that be so," Janet said, "myself shall bear the blame
  There's not a knight in all your hall shall get the baby's name"
  For if my love were an earthly knight as he is an elfin grey
  I'd not change my own true love for any knight you have"
  Janet tied her kirtle green a bit above her knee
  And she's gone to Carterhaugh as fast as go can she
  "Oh, tell to me, Tam Lin," she said, "why came you here to dwell?"
  "The Queen of Faeries caught me when from my horse I fell
  And at the end of seven years she pays a tithe to Hell
  I so fair and full of flesh and feared it be myself
  But tonight is Hallowe'en and the faerie folk ride
  Those that would their true love win at Miles Cross they must bide
  First let past the horses black and then let past the brown
  Quickly run to the white steed and pull the rider down
  For I'll ride on the white steed, the nearest to the town
  For I was an earthly knight, they give me that renown
  Oh, they will turn me in your arms to a newt or a snake
  But hold me tight and fear not, I am your baby's father
  And they will turn me in your arms into a lion bold
  But hold me tight and fear not and you will love your child
  And they will turn me in your arms into a naked knight
  But cloak me in your mantle and keep me out of sight"
  In the middle of the night she heard the bridle ring
  She heeded what he did say and young Tam Lin did win
  Then up spoke the Faerie Queen, an angry queen was she
  "Woe betide her ill-fought face, an ill death may she die"
  "Oh, had I known, Tam Lin," she said, "what this night I did see