Columbus is the capital of and the largest city in the U.S. state of Ohio. The broader metropolitan area encompasses several counties and is the third largest in Ohio behind those of Cleveland and Cincinnati. Columbus is the sixteenth largest city in the United States of America. It is the county seat of Franklin County, yet the city has expanded and annexed portions of adjoining Delaware County and Fairfield County. Named for explorer Christopher Columbus, the city was founded in 1812 at the confluence of the Scioto and Olentangy rivers, and assumed the functions of state capital in 1816. The city has a diverse economy based on education, government, insurance, banking, fashion, defense, aviation, food, clothes, logistics, steel, energy, medical research, health care, hospitality, retail, and technology. Modern Columbus has emerged as a technologically sophisticated city. It is home to the world's largest private research and development foundation, the Battelle Memorial Institute; CAS, or Chemical Abstracts Service, the world's largest clearinghouse of chemical information; NetJets, the world's largest fractional ownership jet aircraft fleet; and The Ohio State University, the nation's largest campus.
Plot
Searching for family. In the early twenty-first century, zombies have taken over America. A shy and inexperienced college student in Texas has survived by following his 30 rules: such as "look in the back seat," "double-tap," "avoid public restrooms." He decides to travel to Ohio to see if his parents are alive. He gets a ride with a boisterous zombie-hating good-old boy headed for Florida, and soon they confront a young woman whose sister has been bitten by a zombie and wants to be put out of her misery. The sisters were headed to an LA amusement park they've heard is zombie free. Can the kid from Ohio get to his family? And what about rule thirty one?
Keywords: abandoned-bus, abandoned-car, accidental-killing, actor-playing-himself, amusement-park, anti-hero, banjo, bare-chested-male, baseball-bat, bathroom
Our land is their land.
Welcome to Zombieland.
This place is so dead
Nut up or shut up.
Survival rule #21: Avoid strip clubs.
Survival rule #28: Get a kickass partner.
Survival rule#4: Don't be a hero.
Survival rule #1: Cardio.
A comedy that kills.
[from trailer]::Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.::Columbus: I've actually been meaning to ask you, have you been to Columbus, because I've been trying to...::Wichita: Have you never played the quiet game?
[from trailer]::Tallahassee: Time to nut up or shut up!
Columbus: [after his neighbor changes into a zombie] You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.
Tallahassee: I'm not great at farewells, so, uh, that'll do, pig.::Columbus: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard, and you stole it from a movie.
Columbus: Fuck this clown.
Columbus: The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.
Columbus: I could tell she knew what I was feeling, we all are orphans in Zombieland.
Columbus: [to Tallahassee] You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab.
Tallahassee: [discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the fucking Twinkies?::Columbus: I love Sno-Balls.::Tallahassee: I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency.::Columbus: [eats a Sno Ball] Fresh.::Tallahassee: Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain't over yet.
Tallahassee: [Columbus kisses Wichita] Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck.
Plot
Five peoples' fates become entwined when a Marine returns on furlough from Iraq. With no one to greet him at the airport, he sets out for the wild Northwest coast. His journey intersects with his distant father, his step-mother, a bitter veteran, and the stewardess from his connection home. As each strays further from his everyday life and a body washes up on the beach, their fates become bound inextricably together. A newfound sense of belonging is found and, finally, there is something to come back to; now the soldier has everything to lose.
One Soldier's battle, far from the war.
Plot
Big budget account of Christopher Columbus' discovery of the Americas. Released in 1992 to celebrate the 500th anniversary of the discovery. Shows the disastrous effects the Europeans had on the original inhabitants, and Columbus' struggle to civilize the New World.
Keywords: 1490s, 1500s, abuse, admiral, armory, bare-butt, bare-chested-male, blood, box-office-flop, brother-brother-relationship
Centuries before the exploration of space, there was another voyage into the unknown.
[first lines]::Young Fernando Columbus: Of all the words my father wrote - and there were many - I remember these the most: "Nothing that results from human progress is achieved with unanimous consent. And those who are enlightened before the others are condemned to persue that light in spite of others."
Columbus: Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier.
Columbus: We are trying to adapt to the Indian diet. Meat is only a memory for us.
Queen Isabella I.: [referring to Columbus' proposed expedition] The costs would be ruinous.::Sanchez: No more than the costs of two state banquettes.
Columbus: Paradise and hell both can be earthly.
Sanchez: [Columbus stops Sanchez after he leaves an audience with the Queen. Sanchez looks at him, disgusted] You're a dreamer.::Columbus: [shooting a glance out of a window] Tell me, what do you see?::Sanchez: [pausing to look] I see rooftops, I see palaces, I see towers, I see spires that reach... to the sky! I see civilisation!::Columbus: All of them built by people like me. [Sanchez doesn't respond - shocked] No matter how long you live, Sanchez, there is something that will never change between us. I did it. You didn't.
Antonio de Marchena: You are a passionate man, Sir. Columbus.
Plot
Mr. Giant has kidnapped the brilliant Dr. Van Kohler and is planning to use the Doctor's invention, the N-bomb, to hold the world hostage. The only one who can foil Mr. Giant's evil scheme is Agent 00, a 3-foot-tall filipino martial arts master, expert marksman, top-class romancer and all-around superspy. Can Agent 00 rescue Dr. Kohler before it's too late?
Keywords: agent, camp, criminal-syndicate, first-of-series, gadget, intelligence, intelligence-agent, island, james-bond-spoof, kissing-while-having-sex
Bigger than Goldfinger's Finger - Bigger Than Thunderball's (. . . . . . .)
Lola: They said they'd peddle my pretty bod as a prostitute.
Irma: You're such a tiny little guy, though. Very petite, like a potatoe.
{by Noel Brazil)
Better keep your distance from this whale
Better keep your boat from going astray
Find yourself a partner and treat them well
Try to give them shelter night and day
'Cause here in the blue light
Far away from the fireside
Things can get twisted and crazy and crowded
You can't even feel right
So I dream of columbus
Every time the panic starts
I dream of columbus
With your maps and your beautiful charts
I dream of columbus
There's an ache in a traveling heart
See how the cormorant swoops and dives
Must be a thrill to go that deep
Down to the basement of this life
Down to where the mermaid gently sleeps
Not like here in the blue light
Far away from the fireside
Where things get twisted and
Haunted and crowded
You can't even feel right
So I dream of columbus
Every time the panic starts
I dream of columbus
With your maps and your beautiful charts
I dream of columbus
There's an ache in a traveling heart
As the tide must ebb and flow
I am dragged down under
I wait the livelong day
For an end to my hunger
So I dream of columbus
Every time the panic starts
I dream of columbus
With your maps and your beautiful charts
I dream of columbus
Du har tänkt allt som sagts
om mig
Du kan tro allt du har hört
om mig
Du kan ställa frågor om
sanningen
Finns det en eller finns
det tusen
Svara rakt från hjärtat nu
Ditt medlidande kan jag vara utan
Om det här ska vara allt vi hann
så håll mig hårt
håll mig älskling nu
Stockholm vaknar långsamt
På droger och på sorg
Snön hyr ut sin oskuld
till hela kungsholmstorg
det känns som när jag kom hit
Way back in 93
En ynklig rad av fotspår
En okänd kontinent
Snälla snälla släpp taget nu
Jag kan stå gå eller krypa
härifrån
Om det hr är allt vi hinner med
så håll mig hårt min
älskling nu
Vaknar staden långsamt
och jag är full igen
Snön hyr ut sin oskuld
för skiten bara känns
och det känns som när jag kom hit
Way back in 93
En ynklig rad av fotspår
En oändlig kontinent
Stockholm vaknar långsamt
och jag är full igen
Snön hyr ut sin oskuld
till hela kungsholmen
och det känns som när vi kom hit
till möjlighetens land
Du kan följa mina spår hem
Better keep your distance from this whale
Better keep your boat from going astray
Find yourself a partner and treat them well
Try to give them shelter night and day
'Cause here in this blue light
Far away from the fireside
Things can get twisted and crazy and crowded
You can't even feel right
So you dream of Columbus
Ever time the panic starts
You dream of Columbus
With your maps and your beautiful charts
You dream of Columbus
With an ache in your travelling heart
See how the cormorant swoops and dives
Must be some thrill to go that deep
Down to the basement of this life
Down to where the mermaid gently sleeps
Not like here in this blue light
Far away from the fireside
Where things can get twisted and haunted and crowded
You can't even feel alright
Chorus
And as tide must ebb and flow
I am dragged down under
And I wait the livelong day
For an end to my hunger
So I dream of Columbus
Every time that the panic starts
I dream of Columbus
With my maps and my beautiful charts
I dream of Columbus
And there's peace in a traveling heart
I dream of Columbus
I an' I all I know
I an' I all I say
I an' I reconsider
I an' I see upfully that:
Cristopher Columbus is a damn blasted liar
Cristopher Columbus is a damn blasted liar, yes Jah
He say 'im that he's the first one
Who discover Jamaica, I an' I say that:
What about the Awarak indians ?
And the few black man who were down here before him ?
The indians could'n hang on a long long
Here comes black man an'oman an' children
A ina Jam Dung run ya
Whole heap a mix up, mix up
Whole heap a ben up, ben up
Ha fi straighten out
Cristopher Columbus is a damn blasted liar
Cristopher Columbus is a damn blasted liar, yes Jah
What a long stay from home
I an' I longing to go home
Within a red, green an' gold robe
Come on, twelve tribe of Israel
Come on, twelve tribe of Israel
A outa Jam Dung land ya
A whole heap a mix up, mix up
A whole heap a ben up, ben up
Come on, twelve tribe of Israel
Come on, twelve tribe of Israel
A outa Jam Dung land ya, yes Jah
Cristopher Columbus is a damn blasted liar
Cristopher Columbus is a damn blasted liar, yes Jah
He's a liar, yes Jah
He's a liar, yes Jah
The king had something changed within him
I should have told him no
Oh Columbus, I never should have let you go
Now aching wires, midnight fires
Things I could not know
Oh Columbus, I never should have let you go
You don't suppose there'd
Be room in here somewhere for me
I think I just need
Someone's words to reassure me
I don't blame any of you, and I don't blame myself
Waiting for my small reward
It's going to come somehow
Oh Columbus, I wish that you could see us now
We don't posses a single empty tear
Or furrowed brow
Oh Columbus, I wish that you could see us now
You don't suppose there'd
Be room in here somewhere for me
I think I just need
Someone's words to reassure me
I can't change any of you, I can't change myself
The man had something strange about him
He should have let me know
Oh Columbus, I wish I'd never let you go
You don't suppose there'd
Be room in here somewhere for me
I think I just need
Someone's words to reassure me
I don't blame any of you, and I don't blame myself
Columbus
columbus sailed on many moons
on a sea of hope
i'll be back it won't be soon
with every word i wrote
it's gone
a sentence in a dusty book
on a spartan shelf
the guards hold up her falling roof
with everything they know
it's gone/gone/gone
upon the shores of avalon
a soldier rests his head
the birds pick up the sweetest spot
to build their lonely nest
it's gone/gone/gone
it's gone/gone/gone
mother/i cried/mother/i cried
for us/for us
we pull the tree up by it's roots
it's shade no longer full
the fish hide in the longest reeds
ignoring their own rules
it's gone/gone/gone
spinning a new parasol
she gathered up the street
they used far too much dynamite
to bring down 300 hundred feet
of the wheel
kaleidiscopes of spinning tales
that i'd onedaywrite
the island fell to disrepair
it fell right from my sight
it's gone/gone/gone
gone/gone/gone
mother/i cried/mother/i cried
for us/for us
the horses dug the deeper pits
with strength herefor not seen
we lived for gods we cannot see
but lived upon our wings
it's gone/gone
and everything i ever loved
i loved way too soon
a pauper plays his final act
refusing to lose
it's gone/gone/gone
the men they will still hoist aglass
to every fallen friend
they tore the castle down so quick
never thinking of the end
it's gone/gone/gone
mother/i cried/mother/i cried
for us/for us
the years don't need your oxygen
they need your summer rain
a temple to a single train
delivered on the rust
it's gone/gone/gone
he drew the lines upon her breast
stopping to his eye
she stood and watched the ships come in
passing on her left
they're gone/gone/gone
i reached for their benevolence
cast in endless gold
our cold is pure will to change
when everything is sold
it's gone/gone/gone
gone/gone/gone
mother/i cried/mother/i cried