'Les Claypool' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Primus: Videoplasty (1998)

Actors Les Claypool (actor), Les Claypool (producer), Les Claypool (director), Larry Lalonde (actor), Brain (actor), Elizabeth Thomas (editor),

Claypool, Les Filmography

• Theory of Obscurity: A Film About the Residents 2014, role: actor, Play in Full Screen
• The Murders of Brandywine Theater 2014, role: actor, character name: Moxxy Play in Full Screen
• Cure for Pain: The Mark Sandman Story 2011, role: actor, Play in Full Screen
• Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Everyday Sunshine: The Story of Fishbone 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Pig Hunt 2008, role: actor, character name: Preacher Play in Full Screen
• Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II 2008, role: composer, Play in Full Screen
• Best of the Jammys, Volume Two 2007, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Robot Chicken: Star Wars 2007, role: composer, Play in Full Screen
• 2005 Jammys Live: From the Theater at Madison Square Garden 2006, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Best of the Jammys, Volume One 2006, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Blame It on the Fish 2006, role: actor, character name: Himself on Bass Play in Full Screen
• Blame It on the Fish 2006, role: actor, character name: Vocals Play in Full Screen
• Electric Apricot 2006, role: actor, character name: Lapland 'Lapdog' Miclovich Play in Full Screen
• Electric Apricot 2006, role: writer, Play in Full Screen
• Electric Apricot 2006, role: composer, Play in Full Screen
• Electric Apricot 2006, role: director, Play in Full Screen
• Electric Apricot 2006, role: editor, Play in Full Screen
• Nomad 2005, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Primus Hallucino-Genetics Live 2004 2004, role: actor, character name: Bass, Vocals Play in Full Screen
• Rising Low 2002, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Hot Show 2002, role: actor, character name: MC Amish Back-up Band Play in Full Screen
• We Sold Our Souls for Rock 'n Roll 2001, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Lapdance 01 2001, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Primus: Videoplasty 1998, role: actor, character name: Les Claypool Play in Full Screen
• Primus: Videoplasty 1998, role: director, Play in Full Screen
• Primus: Videoplasty 1998, role: producer, Play in Full Screen
• Pink as the Day She Was Born 1997, role: actor, character name: Stevie Play in Full Screen
• A Spinal Tap Reunion: The 25th Anniversary London Sell-Out 1992, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Kung Fu Rascals 1992, role: actor, character name: Sherriff of Ching Wa County Play in Full Screen
• Kung Fu Rascals 1992, role: composer, Play in Full Screen
• Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 1991, role: actor, character name: Primus Play in Full Screen

Famous quotes by Les Claypool:

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  Lust Stingsshow lyrics

  Lust Stings

  It's been so long
  Since we've talked about things
  Should'a took time to reconnoiter
  Lust stings
  Nobody likes me
  Everybody hates me
  I'm gonna eat me some worms
  I'm gonna eat me some worms
  I got the herpes on my pecker
  Sometimes it itches and burns
  I'm gonna eat me some worms
  It's been so long
  Since we've really talked about things
  S'cuse me while I reconnoiter
  Lust stings

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  Of Whales And Woeshow lyrics

  Of Whales And Woe

  The bowels gurgle a bit more these days it seems
  And he thinks more about the way he saunters 'round
  The posture of his father is not his chosen destination
  But though his head remains in the same proximity
  His chin with creeping dangle moves closer to the ground
  He aims his good ear best he can towards conversation and sometimes leans in awkward toward your seat
  And if by chance one feels their space too invaded
  Then try your best to calmly be discreet
  Because this septic breathed man that stands before you
  Is a champion from days gone by
  And the tales of whales and woe off his liquored toungue will flow
  The light will soft white twinkle off the cataracts in his eye
  So if by chance you're cornered near the bathroom
  Or he blocks you sprawled in his aisle seat
  Embrace the chance to hear some tales of greatness

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  One Bettershow lyrics

  One Better

  Ol' Silk Johnson, cruisin up mighty fine
  Got a brand new cadillac.
  Buddy comrad Smith, rollin down the line
  Got a last year's cadillac.
  Johnson said hey smitty boy, what ya thinkin' of my spankin hot cadillac?
  Smith just reeled his head back, looked him in the eye, "that's a mighty fine cadillac.
  [chorus] But i'm gonna get me one better.(just you wait and see).
  I'mma gonna get me one better.(you can't get the best of me).
  I'mma gonna get me one better.( the baddest one around).
  I'mma gunna get me one better.( 'cause' i got the biggest balls in town).
  Remember ol' Khrushchev when he was ridin' high with that sputnik satellite.
  He told us yankee boys, he's gunna fill the skies with them shiny new satellites.
  He said "hey Mr. Eisenhower, watcha think of my sputnik satellite?"
  Ike reeled his head back
  Looked him in the eye, that's a mighty fine satellite.
  [chorus]

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  Phantom Patriotshow lyrics

  Phantom Patriot

  Intro
  The Phantom Patriot (Repeat)
  Verse 1
  Creeping ever creepy
  Like a fox in the night
  Turning wrongs into right
  He boldly works alone
  With a crossbow on his shoulder
  And a saber at his side
  His brand is guns and knives
  His mask is white as bone.
  Bridge
  The Phantom Patriot (Repeat)
  He’s come to save the day
  The Phantom Patriot (Repeat)
  He’s come to save the day
  Yes he’s come to save the day. (So desperately the way)
  Verse 2
  Walking through the compound
  With a formulated plan
  ?There’d had? been so a man
  At this decisive point in time
  The Bohemians at The Grove
  Don’t see it quite the same
  Smelling danger in his game
  They dub his quest a crime.
  (Bridge)
  Verse 3
  Searching for his query
  Through the elite redwood maze
  He’s walked provisioned ?for forty? days and nights
  He must remain alert
  And though it’s not intended
  Our hero soon is apprehended
  With “Phantom Patriot” in sharpie
  Written boldly cross his shirt.

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  Up On The Roofshow lyrics

  Up On The Roof

  The jones comes in late at night
  It huts with a terrible bite
  They don't come knockin' on my door
  Or slink across the greasy floor
  CHORUS:
  I'm up on the roof again
  Watchin' the sparklers dance and play
  Up on the roof again
  Please don't take my ladder away(3x)
  The jones it likes to call my name
  Ain't got no one else for to blame
  It grabs me by the shorty hairs
  And drags me damn near everywhere
  Repeat chorus
  Repeat second verse

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  Vernon The Company Manshow lyrics

  Vernon The Company Man

  Vernon was a company man
  He kept his hair trimmed short
  And his sideburns shaved
  He was a Brill cream man
  He liked Swiss and ham
  He drank beer out of can
  On Saturdays
  He was a company man
  Vernon was a company man
  His hat glommed on to his head
  Like a bottle cap
  His face read
  Like a topographical map
  And he could chat like a bird
  When there was nothing to say
  He was a company man
  Vernon was a company man
  He had an Ex-wife and ex-kid
  An ex-dog an ex-house
  He played footsies with
  A dead mans spouse
  Then the Marlboro man
  Dug him an early grave
  He's a company man

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  Delicate Tendrilsshow lyrics

  Delicate Tendrils

  Now, because you own, you possess.
  You have something that they can take.
  You remember how it was when you had nothing.
  You looked at the ones who had what you wanted
  and you felt strong in your need.
  Brave in your limited surroundings.
  Righteous in your desires for something different.
  Contemptuous of those who had exactly what you wanted.
  You hated them because they looked weak and slightly scared.
  You circled the water hole and thought about closing in.
  Now you have it and feel weak in your power to keep it.
  You feel desperate to make them see that you won't let them take it away.
  Because it's yours.
  You never had to justify yourself and your possessions before.
  I earned this.
  I worked hard for what I've got.
  I paid my dues.
  I deserve this.
  You say these things to yourself as the animals circle and wait.
  Shake your fists at the Hyenas.
  Chase them away from your water hole.
  Justify.
  See them all differently.
  Now you see that they all want something.
  You get some juice.
  Human becomes prey.
  Human gets scared.
  Figure out that you have to become hard to keep it yours.
  You have to be cruel.
  You have to kill them off just for looking.
  Leave the bodies by the water hole so the rest will see.
  Hang spent bullet cases from fishing line outside
  all the windows of your house.
  Put up signs.
  Please break in.
  I would love the opportunity to kill you legally.
  Let the fear turn into desperate anger.
  Start seeing the differences in people.
  They all start looking suspicious.
  They all want.
  The need never stops.
  Out there, someone is always needing.
  Always hungry.
  Always looking at you.
  Checking your eyes for weakness.
  Zeroing in on the vein in your neck.
  As they circle the water hole.

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  Nothin' Venturedshow lyrics

  Nothin' Ventured

  Nothin' ventured, nothin' gained
  His old time dentures pitted and coffee stained
  Drove a milk truck for an outfit called Dairy Time
  Till the cobwebs filled and clouded his mind
  Something borrowed, something blue
  Rest assured her love was always true
  They raised their Sons in a place called Tomales Bay
  Then melanoma came and took her away
  He doesn't worry but will often pine
  TheTBiggest obstacle is passin time
  He sold his house and bought a big old wood trawler
  Now he drags the ocean to earn a square dollar
  Nothin' ventured, nothin' gained
  The salty air helps to fade the pain
  A simple man with a simple wish
  Affable seas and an occasional load of fish
  Nothin' ventured, nothin' gained
  Every now and then
  Yer gonna get slapped with a slab of rain
  Nothin' ventured, nothin' gained
  Some die and leave their mark
  Some just a stain

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  Red State Girlshow lyrics

  Red State Girl

  She got dirt up under her fingernails
  She got lint down between her toes
  She got paint above her eyeballs and
  Powder on and up in her nose
  She got tits made out of recycled bottles
  Her hair flipped up in a twirl
  She wants to grow up to be Sarah Palin
  She's a self-proclaimed bonafide red state girl
  He likes the Redskins rather than foreskins
  He got a tattoo of Budweiser frogs
  He got Sears tools since he can't afford Snap-On
  Spent his money on a pedigree huntin' dog
  He's a poor man stuck in a poor man's body
  And he shot his very first squirrel
  He's got a naked picture of Sarah Palin
  Looking for a self-proclaimed bonafide red state girl
  Bow de de bow bow

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  Iowan Galshow lyrics

  Iowan Gal

  I got me an Iowan gal
  You should see my Iowan Gal.
  I got me an Iowan gal.
  You may try to win her, but you never will pal, my purebred, cornfed Iowan gal.
  I got me an Iowan gal.
  She's pretty as a picture, happy as a clam
  , pinch me and tell me how lucky i am, you may try to win her but you never will pal, my purebred, cornfed Iowan gal.
  I got me an Iowan gal.
  Well you should see my Iowan gal.
  I got me an Iowan gal.
  She's got a round bottom i like to spank, she quilt me up a kashmir blanket, pretty as a picture, happy as a clam
  , pinch me and tell me how lucky i am, you may try to win her but you never will pal, my purebred, cornfed Iowan gal.
  I got me an Iowan gal.
  Well you should see my Iowan gal.
  I got me an Iowan gal.
  She's the sweetest thing in this side of Des Moines, she cooks up a mighty fine pork loin. So hop a airplane, catch a train pal, get youself cornfed Iowan gal.

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  Booneville Stompshow lyrics

  Booneville Stomp

  (Chorus)
  Stomp, Stomp the Booneville Stomp
  The Ba-Ba-Ba-Booneville Stomp
  Monty worked for the forestry
  But he couldn't make ends meet
  Monty went to the hydro store
  Soon he became part of the town elite
  Hobnobbin' with the town elite
  (Chorus)
  Saddie knew the preacher man
  She pedicured his wife
  Saddie told the boys in town
  And soon they came and
  Threatened to take his life
  (Chorus)
  Robert lived with the surlys
  And threw a hardball fast
  Now he's part of the greasy cast
  (Chorus)
  Now Betsy was a fleur-de-lys
  Tried to be the homecoming queen
  But Ally had a few more trinkets
  And something in between
  Now Betsy had an ear for music
  And a voice of unique tone
  But at 19 had a baby boy
  So her dreams never had a chance to roam

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  Back Off Turkeyshow lyrics

  Back Off Turkey

  [chorus] Back off Turkey, i think i'm comin' around again, i think comin around again, i'm comin around comin again.[]
  I'm comin around with vengeance on my chin
  I'm comin around with bristles on my hide
  I'm brown with hair dyed, n eyes wide
  I'm comin around again
  You can sit in smelly sweat and you can sit and watch me spit, 'cause im comin around again
  I'm comin around with both barrels blazin'
  While calvin raised me, while glasses crazin around the edges. (????)

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  Going Down To South Park - Theme Song To South Parkshow lyrics

  Going Down To South Park - Theme Song To South Park

  Les:
  I'm going down to South Park,
  Gonna have myself a time.
  Stan/Kyle together:
  Friendly faces everywhere,
  Humble folks without temptations.
  Les:
  Going down to South Park,
  Gonna leave my woes behind.
  Cartman:
  Ample parking day or night,
  People shouting "HOWDY NEIGHBOR"!
  Les:
  Headin' on up to South Park,
  Gonna see if I can't unwind.
  Kenny(mumbles):
  I like girls with big, fat titties,
  I like girls with big vaginas.
  Les:
  So come on down to South Park
  And meet some friends of mine.

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  Buzzards Of Green Hillshow lyrics

  Buzzards Of Green Hill

  Johnny come lately
  All through the county
  They come from the city
  Out here to Green Hill
  Drivin' like bastards
  Stompin' the throttle
  The buzzards of Green Hill
  Grow fat on road kill
  Awwww
  Little Fuzzy Wuzzy was a baby bear
  Little Fuzzy Wuzzy didn't have no hair
  Little Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he
  But he didn't give a good hot damn
  Little Ruby had a purdy kitty cat
  Brother ran him off with a Tee-Ball bat
  Out on Green Hill the little kitty cat sat
  'Till it met a '96 Dodge Ram
  Johnny come lately
  All through the county
  They come from the city
  Out here to Green Hill
  Drivin' like bastards
  Stompin' the throttle
  The buzzards of Green Hill
  Grow fat on road kill
  [Guitar solo]
  HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY
  [More guitar]
  Old John Donovan was drinkin' late
  Took his car keys and he taunted fate
  Swervin' across the interstate
  Crashed a mother and her son cold dead
  Took John Donovan and hucked him in jail
  He dipped in his wallet and posted bail
  He made it back home before the sunrise shine
  And slept in his very own bed
  This little piggy won't cast a stone
  That little piggy won't pick a bone
  But these little piggies don't stand alone
  When justice needs to be fed
  Johnny come lately
  All through the county
  They come from the city
  Out here to Green Hill
  Drivin' like bastards
  Stompin' the throttle
  The buzzards of Green Hill
  Grow fat on road kill
  [Another guitar solo - this one's cooler though, lol]
  Johnny come lately
  All through the county
  They come from the city
  Out here to Green Hill
  Drivin' like bastards
  Stompin' the throttle
  The buzzards of Green Hill
  Grow fat on road kill
  The buzzards of Green Hill
  Grow fat on road kill
  The buzzards of Green Hill

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  Long In The Toothshow lyrics

  Long In The Tooth

  Long in the tooth
  Long in the tooth
  I'm lookin' round the corner
  And I'm long in the tooth
  Waiter, hey check please
  In the corner booth
  I'm feelin' rather long in the tooth
  Time is a loser, boozer, schnoozer
  He carried up and married up
  A midwest hoosier
  Coffee beans
  Fax machines
  Playin' like a schmoozer
  He's gettin' rather long in the tooth
  Oysterhead, Zeppelin Led
  Shoulda heard what granny said
  Paco de Lucia never seen a man like Flouncin' Fred
  Wrapped up
  Tapped out
  Crapped on
  Bled
  He's feelin' rather long in the tooth
  Long in the tooth
  Long in the tooth
  Mother Nature's greedy when
  You're long in the tooth
  You ain't afraid of dyin'
  But you're terrified of youth
  You must be gettin' rather
  Long in the tooth
  Long in the tooth
  Long in the tooth
  If you're watchin' Price is Right
  Then you're damn long in the tooth
  I sold of my rebellion
  For a pocket full of couth
  'Cause I'm gettin' rather
  Long in the tooth
  Stompin' Tom says "Hey, hi, heave, hi, ho" (3x)
  Long in the tooth
  Long in the tooth
  Well I'll take mine dirty
  With a splash of Vermouth

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  Wwf Maven's Themeshow lyrics

  Wwf Maven's Theme

  I can see my fantasy I'm so consumed in bed
  What I see takes over me I'm blind beyond my peril
  It takes a hold of me so tight a grip that does not give
  And when she's done she throws me out like a dog left in a cell
  Yeah I want to have the right I want to feel the night
  Around the stars
  I want to take up flights and get back on my sights
  Around the stars
  I can see all my words I can feel the warm and breeze
  I can see through forests I can hear a breeze
  Walking for a thousand miles I can see the road
  At the end I'll find I'm with her searing each his soul
  Yeah I want to have the right I want to feel the nights
  Around the stars
  I want to take up flights and get back on my sights
  Around the stars
  Walking a solo ride trying to realize
  God I'm so mixed up I will find you
  I want to have the rights I want to feel the nights
  Around the stars
  I want to take up flights and get back on my sights
  Around the stars
  Yeah I want to have the rights God I want to feel the nights
  Around the stars
  I want to have the right I want to feel the night
  Around the stars
  As the eve runs deep it left me a mark

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  Amanitasshow lyrics

  Amanitas

  When Amanitas came, he could not obstain
  and he took a juicy bite.
  He felt that he could see, the forest beyond the trees, and she squeezed his head real tight.
  He knew he'd changed his luck, paid a buck for cord and cluck, but somethin just wasn't right. Somethin didn't feel quite right.
  Boom boom boom, I can feel your poison.
  Ha ha ha
  I can feel your poison boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
  When Amanitas came, it left his brain, feelin a tad bit sour.
  When the pompous ones arrived, he was barely alive, she'd sucked him dry of all his power.
  Now if your feelin bold, don't say that you'd not be told, she'll knock the ivory off your tower, n then she'll glower.
  Boom boom boom I can feel your poison.
  n I can feel your poison, boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.
  Now if your trousers full of spores, an you can get down on all fours to search the ground like hungry oxen.
  Cause the fearless folk(?) as friends, your kinship has to end, til they pump you full of toxin. (laughing)

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  Rumble Of The Dieselshow lyrics

  Rumble Of The Diesel

  I like the rumble of the diesel and the smell of the oil
  I percolate my coffee off the radiator boil
  I been chasin' tuna nearly 27 years
  I got the eyeballs of an eagle but there's ringing in my ears
  I like the rumble of the diesel and the smell of the oil
  Granddad was a farmer but I couldn't stand the soil
  I like to keep it simple; it helps to keep me sane
  I like floating in the ocean it nullifies the pain
  Some say we can find a place
  Between heaven and hell
  Some work to make the bread rise
  I like to plow the ocean swell
  Errol's got a sweet monterey
  Rigged for salmon and crab
  Never had a family
  Unless you count that old yellow lab
  I like the rumble of the diesel and the smell of the oil
  I percolate my coffee off the radiator boil
  I been chasin' tuna nearly 27 years
  I got the eyeballs of an eagle but there's ringing in my ears
  I like the rumble of the diesel and the smell of the oil
  Granddad was a farmer but I couldn't stand the soil
  I like to keep it simple; it helps to keep me sane
  I like floating in the ocean it nullifies the pain
  Lookin' back to '95
  I had a fresh Cummings re-power
  Draggin' lines for Albacore
  'Till the market went sour
  We talked of strike for 40 days
  'Cause the price was drove down
  And when we finally settled up
  We got less than a dollar a pound
  I like the rumble of the diesel and the smell of the oil
  I percolate my coffee off the radiator boil
  I been chasin' tuna nearly 27 years
  I got the eyeballs of an eagle but there's ringing in my ears
  I like the rumble of the diesel and the smell of the oil
  Granddad was a farmer but I couldn't stand the soil
  I like to keep it simple; it helps to keep me sane