Australian people, or simply Australians, are the citizens of Australia. Australia is a multi-ethnic nation, and therefore the term "Australian" is not a racial identifier. Aside from the Indigenous Australian population, nearly all Australians or their ancestors immigrated within the past 230 years. Colloquial names used to refer to Australians include Aussies, and Antipodeans.
The mainstream Australian culture (occasionally defined as the Anglo-Celtic culture), is a Western culture largely derived from the traditions of Western European migrants beginning with the early settlers from England, Scotland, and Ireland. The populations of Sydney, Melbourne and the other major cities are different from the demographics of rural Australia as a result of the differing migration patterns.
Australian people can refer to:
The earliest accepted timeline for the first arrivals of indigenous Australians to the continent of Australia places this human migration to at least 40,000 years ago most probably from the islands of Indonesia and Papua New Guinea.
Maria Yuryevna Sharapova (Russian: Мария Юрьевна Шарапова [mɐˈrʲijə ˈjurʲjɪvnə ʂɐˈrapəvə] ( listen), US: /ʃɑrəˈpoʊvə/, UK: /ʃærəˈpoʊvə/; born April 19, 1987) is a Russian professional tennis player and former world no. 1. A United States resident since 1994, Sharapova has won 26 WTA singles titles, including three Grand Slam singles titles at the 2004 Wimbledon, 2006 US Open and 2008 Australian Open. She has also won the year-end WTA Tour Championships in 2004. The Women's Tennis Association has ranked Sharapova world no. 1 in singles on four separate occasions. She became the world no. 1 for the first time on August 22, 2005, and last regained the ranking for the fourth time on May 19, 2008. As of May 28, 2012, Sharapova is ranked world no. 2. She has been in six Grand Slam finals with the final record 3–3.
Sharapova made her professional breakthrough in 2004 at age 17, when she defeated two-time defending champion and top seed Serena Williams in the 2004 Wimbledon final for her first Grand Slam singles title. She entered the top 10 of the WTA Rankings with the win. Despite not winning a major in 2005, Sharapova briefly held the no. 1 ranking, and reached three Grand Slam semifinals, losing to the eventual champion each time. She won her second major at the 2006 US Open defeating then-world no. 1 Amélie Mauresmo in the semifinals and world no. 2 Justine Henin in the final.
Novak Djokovic (Serbian: Новак Ђоковић or Novak Đoković; pronounced [nɔ̂ʋaːk dʑɔ̂ːkɔʋitɕ] ( listen); born 22 May 1987) is a Serbian professional tennis player who has been ranked World No. 1 by the Association of Tennis Professionals (ATP) since 4 July 2011. He has won five Grand Slam singles titles: the 2008, 2011 and 2012 Australian Open, the 2011 Wimbledon Championships, and the 2011 US Open. By winning three Majors in 2011, Djokovic became the sixth male player in the open era to win three Majors in a calendar year.
He is the first male player representing Serbia to win a Major singles title and the youngest player in the open era to have reached the semifinals of all four Grand Slam events, separately and consecutively. Amongst other titles, he won the Tennis Masters Cup in 2008 and was on the team which won the 2010 Davis Cup. He also won the bronze medal in singles at the Beijing Olympics in 2008. He has won 11 Masters 1000 series titles placing him joint fourth on the all time list. Djokovic has quickly moved up in the rankings of history. Tennis Channel ranked him number 40 , and former player Pat Cash said he is one of the greatest ever.
Making the Industry Pay for All the Lies.
Lee Evans: [about a man who speaks really loudly on a cillit bang advert] He must have really nervous kids at home, he'd be reading them a bedtime story at night: Once upon a time... there was a dirty toilet!
Lee Evans: I really admire the emergency services because they stay so calm, you'd run up to a call box and go: I need a fire engine now!::Lee Evans: And they'd say "Ok, where are you?::Lee Evans: I don't fucking know, do I?
Lee Evans: I was watching a Mcdonalds advert and Ronald Mcdonald, the clown fella you see on the adverts, does he own the company because his name's Ronald Mcdonald. I can't imagine what he's like at board meetings:::Lee Evans: So boss, what's the plan for next year?::Lee Evans: I dunno, fuck it. HONK HONK!::Lee Evans: He can't have a go at someone for not taking work seriously you know.::Lee Evans: Who put that bucket of water on top of my door?::Lee Evans: It was me.::Lee Evans: Do it again. HONK HONK!
La di da dam
La di da dam
La di da dam dam wheyowheyoh
La di da dam
La di da dam
La di da dam dam wheyeyeyey
As I walk on by,
I wonder why.
Life's too short,
You can't stop time.
Let me take you to a place,
Where everyone has a smiling face.
La di da dam dam dam damoweyoh
La di da dam dam dam damoweyohweyoh
La di da dam dam dam damoweyoh
La di da dam dam dam damoweyohweyoh
Smiling faces!
When I think of life,
I wonder why,
Music makes the world go round.
Let me take you to a place,
Where everyone has a smiling face.
La di da dam dam dam damoweyoh
La di da dam dam dam damoweyohweyoh
La di da dam dam dam damoweyoh
La di da dam dam dam damoweyohweyoh
Smiling faces!
I'll take you away...
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
I close my eyes
I tell you how much I care
Then you smile and say to me
Let me be your destiny
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
I close my eyes
I'll never let you go
I close my eyes
Baby don't you understand?
Anything you ask me to
I'll do everything for you
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
I'll never
I'll never
I'll never let you go...
I'll never
I'll never
I'll never let you go..............
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
I close my eyes,
I'll never let you go..
I close my eyes,
I believe in magic,
I believe in miracles.
Can it be you're an angel?
An angel in disguise.
It seems so easy,
You can hypnotise.
You can hypnotise.
I believe in magic,
I believe in miracles.
You drive me crazy,
Do you realise?
It seems so easy,
You can hypnotise.