'Norah Jones' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Ted (2012)

Taglines:

Ted is coming.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::[thunder is heard outside]::Lori: I don't - I don't understand. I really don't. You're 35 years old and you're still scared of a little thunder?::John: I am not!::[Ted comes running into the bed]::Ted: Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?::John: Fucking right.::Ted: Alright, come on, let's sing the thunder song.::John: Alright.::John, Ted: [singing] When you hear the sound of thunder, / Don't you get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / "Fuck you, thunder! / You can suck my dick! / You can't get me thunder / 'Cause you're just God's farts!" [blow raspberries]

[from trailer]::Ted: [dressed in a suit and tie] I look stupid.::John: No, you don't, you look dapper.::Ted: John, I look like something you give to your kid when you tell 'em Grandma died.

Lori: [Enters apartment and sees Ted and four hookers on the couch watching TV] Oh...::Ted: Lori, hey, you're home early.::Lori: What the hell is this?::Ted: The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill, where Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's, it's just awful. It's unwatchable, but y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine.::Lori: This place is a wreck! Who are these girls?::Ted: Oh, where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Charene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I love you girls. Y'know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night!::Lori: [Looks down on floor] What is that?::Ted: Wha- what is what?::Lori: There's a... a shit on my floor! In the corner, there is a shit!::Ted: Oh, yeah, Yeah, we were playing Truth or Dare, and, uh, Charene was pretty ballsy.::Lori: There is a shit on my floor!::Ted: Well, or, or, is the floor on the shit?::John: [John pokes a lobster head from out the door] Rawr!::Ted: Hahaha!::John: Who lives here? I'm comin' to get who lives here! You owe me lobster money!::Ted: Ahahaha! That's my buddy Johnny. Not the lobster, the guy runnin' it.::John: [Enters the apartment] I found my phone. What's going on.::[John suddenly looks down on the floor]::John: Is that a shit?::[Lori looks at John]

[from trailer]::Ted: I met a girl; she's a cashier.::John: No way! That's awesome! We should fuckin' double date or something, you, me and Lori and w-what's her name?::Ted: White trash name. Guess.::John: Mandy.::Ted: Nope.::John: Marilyn.::Ted: Nope.::John: Brittany?::Ted: Nope.::John: Tiffany.::Ted: Nope.::John: Candace.::Ted: Nope.::John: Don't fuck with me on this! I know this shit!::Ted: Do you see me fuckin' with you? I'm completely serious.::John: Alright, speed round. I'm gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, you fuckin' buzz it, okay? You got me?::Ted: You do it. I will tell you. Yeah.::John: Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?::Ted: No.::John: Wait; was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it?::Ted: *Yes*.::John: Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you! [Ted laughs] Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn...::Ted: Tami-Lynn.::John: [Exasperated] *Fuck*!

Tom Skerritt: My daughter better still be alive you sick son of a bitch.

Ted: Oh hey listen, try this, I told my weed guy to step it up and he gave me that. [Ted passes a bong to John] .::John: What is this?::Ted: It's called "Mind Rape", it's actually pretty mellow.::John: It doesn't sound very mellow.::Ted: Well he only had three other batches: "Gorilla Panic", "They're coming! They're coming!" and something called "This Is Permanent"... Go on, spark it up!

John: [calling 911] This guy took my teddy bear!::[pause]::John: Hello? Hello?

John: [during a flashback to 2008] Chris Brown can do no wrong!

Ted: [to fat kid] Back off, Susan Boyle!

Southern Newscaster: [regarding Ted coming to life] Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did!

Actors Tom Skerritt (actor), Patrick Stewart (actor), Ray Romano (actor), Ed McMahon (actor), Bill Smitrovich (actor), Ryan Reynolds (actor), Seth MacFarlane (actor), Giovanni Ribisi (actor), Joel McHale (actor), Johnny Carson (actor), Tom Kenny (actor), Sam J. Jones (actor), Ted Danson (actor), Matt Walsh (actor), Mark Wahlberg (actor),

Jones, Norah Filmography

• The 85th Oscars 2013, role: actress, character name: Herself - Performer Play in Full Screen
• The Zen of Bennett 2012, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• Sing Me the Songs That Say I Love You: A Concert for Kate McGarrigle 2012, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• Ted 2012, role: actress, character name: Norah Jones Play in Full Screen
• Tony Bennett: Duets II 2012, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• The Joy of the Single 2012, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• The Breakup: Laugh It Up! 2011, role: actress, character name: Girlfriend Play in Full Screen
• The 53rd Annual Grammy Awards 2011, role: actress, character name: Herself - Presenter Play in Full Screen
• Glastonbury 2010 2010, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• The Kennedy Center Honors: A Celebration of the Performing Arts 2010, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• The Brit Awards 2010 Launch Party 2010, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• The 52nd Annual Grammy Awards 2010, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• Recording: The History of Recorded Music 2010, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• Wah Do Dem 2009, role: actress, character name: Willow Play in Full Screen
• Premios Ondas 2009 2009, role: actress, character name: Herself - Performer Play in Full Screen
• An Evening with Wynton Marsalis and Willie Nelson 2009, role: actress, character name: Herself - Vocals Play in Full Screen
• Elvis: Viva Las Vegas 2007, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute 2007, role: actress, character name: Herself - Performer Play in Full Screen
• My Blueberry Nights 2007, role: actress, character name: Elizabeth Play in Full Screen
• Las cinco caras de David LaChapelle 2006, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• Dolly Parton: The Acoustic Collection, 1999-2002 2006, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• CMT Greatest Moments: Dolly Parton 2006, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• The 47th Annual Grammy Awards 2005, role: actress, character name: Herself - Winner Play in Full Screen
• Sesame Street: All-Star Alphabet 2005, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• The 47th Annual Grammy Awards 2005, role: actress, character name: Performer Play in Full Screen
• Tsunami Aid: A Concert of Hope 2005, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• The 46th Annual Grammy Awards 2004, role: actress, character name: Herself - Presenter Play in Full Screen
• Now That's What I Call Music! Vol. 2 2004, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• Norah Jones & the Handsome Band: Live in 2004 2004, role: actress, character name: Herself - Piano, Wurliter Electric Piano and Vocal Play in Full Screen
• Genius: A Night for Ray Charles 2004, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• Sesame Street Presents: The Street We Live On 2004, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• Norah Jones: Live in New Orleans 2003, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• The 9th Annual Walk of Fame Honoring Aretha Franklin 2003, role: actress, character name: Herself - Performer Play in Full Screen
• MTV Presents Teen People Magazine's 25 Hottest Stars Under 25 2003, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• Willie Nelson & Friends: Live and Kickin' 2003, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• 100% NYC: Tribeca Film Festival 2003, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• 37th Annual Country Music Association Awards 2003, role: actress, character name: Herself - Performer Play in Full Screen
• The 45th Annual Grammy Awards 2003, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• Elvis Lives 2003, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• Dolly Parton: Platinum Blonde 2003, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• Brit Awards 2003 2003, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• Live from Bonnaroo Music Festival 2002 2002, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• VH1 Big in 2002 Awards 2002, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen
• Two Weeks Notice 2002, role: actress, character name: Herself Play in Full Screen

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