The 12 Days of 12th Perigee -ALPHA EDITION-

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• published: 24 Dec 2012
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EDIT: 10,000 views? You guys are lovely thank ;A; Merry Christmas! Heavily inspired by Kylee Henke's version Cast- (listed by tumblr url) Meenah - mymeganme Mituna - senorpacman Meulin, Damara, and Aranea - chulacabra Cronus - actorsallusionpresents Porrim - elasticpoodle Latula - maniacalinclination Horrus - clockworkvaudeville Rufioh - rufiozuko (THANK YOU SO MUCH DANTE! FBNGFFDJBGIKF) Kankri - fadeintocase Special thanks to mymeganme for the animation DANTE BASCO BECAUSE SERIOUSLY OMG seraphinu for lending her microphone to mymeganme envy-catwalk and christmasoddities for the support and friendship LYRICS MEENAH: On the first day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me a bomb to destroy all my friends MITUNA: On the 2nd day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me two stupid waders MEENAH: and a bomb to destroy all my friends MEULIN: On the 3rd day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me three OTPS MITUNA: Two easy bitches (PORRIM: What?! DAMARA: Nani?!) MEENAH: And a bomb to destroy all my friends CRONUS: On the 4th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me four swveet beats MEULIN: Three OTPS MITUNA: Two sexy Rustbloods MEENAH: And a bomb to destroy all my friends! KURLOZ: ........ :o) CRONUS: Four swveet beats MEULIN: Three OTPS MITUNA: Two shitty fishdicks MEENAH: And a bomb to destroy all my friends PORRIM: On the 6th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me six sexy tattoos KURLOZ: ..... :o) CRONUS: Four swveet beats MEULIN: Three OTPS MITUNA: Two hoofbeast gaylords MEENAH: And a bomb to destroy all my friends! DAMARA: Nana --nichi ni tuwefu pereji, matosupureto wa kureta nana hentai wa aru (on the 7th day of 12th perigee my matesprit gave to me 7 perverts) PORRIM: Six sexy tattoos KURLOZ: ... :o) CRONUS: Four swveet beats MEULIN: Three OTPS MITUNA: Two unwanted sermons MEENAH: And a bomb to destroy all my friends ARANEA: On the 8th day of 12th perigee my matesprit gave to me eight explanations DAMARA: Nana hentai wa aru PORRIM: Six sexy tattoos KURLOZ: .... :o) CRONUS: Four swveet beats MEULIN: Three OTPS MITUNA: Two fin-faced assholes MEENAH: and a bomb to destroy all my friends LATULA: On the 9th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me nine rad wipeouts ARANEA: Eight explanations DAMARA: Nana hentai wa aru PORRIM: Six sexy tattoos KURLOZ: ..... :o) CRONUS: Four swveet beats MEULIN: Three OTPS MITUNA: Two fucking headaches MEENAH: And a bomb to destroy all my friends! HORUSS: On the 10th day of 12th perigee my matesprit gave to me ten noble hoofbeasts LATULA: Nine rad wipeouts ARANEA: Eight explanations DAMARA: Nana hentai wa aru PORRIM: Six sexy tattoos KURLOZ: ..... :o) CRONUS: Four swveet beats MEULIN: Three OTPS MITUNA: Where's my fine bitch?! MEENAH: And a bomb to destroy all my friends! RUFIOH: On the 11th day of 12th Perigee my matesprit gave to me eleven bangarangs HORUSS: Ten noble hoofbeasts LATULA: Nine rad wipeouts ARANEA: Eight explanations DAMARA: Nana hentai wa aru PORRIM: ... I don't have six sexy tattoos... KURLOZ: ..... :o) CRONUS: Four swveet beats MEULIN: Three OTPS MITUNA: (Gibberish) MEENAH: And a bomb to destroy all my friends! KANKRI: Excuse me, but this whole song could be very potentially offensive, not to mention triggering, possibly even repressive, to several groups the audience may be made up of. You must realize that not all cultures have a parallel to this holiday we celebrate. Actually, even sects of certain trolls have different belief systems that do not allow for this holiday's celebration. This would mean there undoubtedly many human cultures among those our message will reach could be excluded, or potentially offended, even triggered by this single holiday chorus. Should we not take the effort to broaden the reach of our celebrations? Look into and educate ourselves on other holidays around this season to avoid problematic conflicts with other cultures? I'm not even going to mention the amount of privilege that goes along with all of the gift giving, and the possible repercussions and triggers intertwined with the gifts themselves. (we fit as much as the timing would allow)