Byrne Offutt in Pink Floyd's "The Wall"
BYRNE OFFUTT "Acting Reel"
Byrne Offutt on Two and a Half Men
BYRNE OFFUTT "Commercial Demo Reel"
Bob and Byrne's, "Good" (pt. 1 of "The Heptalogy")
Craziest Personal Injury Lawyer yet!
Bob and Byrne's, "Metaphor" (pt. 5 of "The Heptaology")
Bob and Byrne's, "Les Abeilles"
Bob and Byrne's, "Firmamental" (pt. 7 of "The Heptaology")
Bob and Byrne's, "Disorder".
Bob and Byrne's, "Rackola"
Bob and Byrne's, "Intervention"
Bob and Byrne's, "Nougat" (pt. 4 of "The Heptalogy")
Bob and Byrne's, "Hububa"
Byrne Offutt in Pink Floyd's "The Wall"
BYRNE OFFUTT "Acting Reel"
Byrne Offutt on Two and a Half Men
BYRNE OFFUTT "Commercial Demo Reel"
Bob and Byrne's, "Good" (pt. 1 of "The Heptalogy")
Craziest Personal Injury Lawyer yet!
Bob and Byrne's, "Metaphor" (pt. 5 of "The Heptaology")
Bob and Byrne's, "Les Abeilles"
Bob and Byrne's, "Firmamental" (pt. 7 of "The Heptaology")
Bob and Byrne's, "Disorder".
Bob and Byrne's, "Rackola"
Bob and Byrne's, "Intervention"
Bob and Byrne's, "Nougat" (pt. 4 of "The Heptalogy")
Bob and Byrne's, "Hububa"
Bob and Byrne's, "The Cardinal and the Tailor"
Bob and Byrne's, "Death on Demand"
Bob and Byrne's, "Philosophers"
Bob and Byrne's, "Car Talk"
Bob and Byrne's, "Lull" (pt. 3 of "The Heptaology")
Bob and Byrne's, "Coming Soon"
Bob and Byrne's, "Repeating" (pt. 2 of "The Heptalogy")
Bob and Byrne's, "Angry"
Bob and Byrne's, "Albino Poo"
Pink Floyd The Wall (Theatrical Adaptation)
E-Ring
Law and Order, LA
Lipstick Jones - Zombies!
Kickin' It - Milton's Dad
Clique - You Got Another Thing Coming
algo+rhythm
60 Minutes
The Gunslingers
The Matt Baetz Project
E-Ring
Center of the Universe
The Weekend
HOLLYWOOD BYRNE PT 4
HOLLYWOOD BYRNE PT 3
Byrne Offutt is a dramatic and comedic actor.
From the first Spiderman movie to the parody Superhero Movie, Offutt has gained a reputation as both a dramatic and comedic actor. In 2011 he completed three short films, Algorhythm, Perfect Day, and Liking Men that are showing in the film festival circuit. A sketch comedy pilot he co-created was filmed in 2011 as well and is slated for Direct TV in 2012. Other television appearances include recurring roles on Kickin' It, The Young and the Restless and Significant Others as well as appearances on Law and Order Los Angeles, Justified, Secret Life of the American Teenager, Pushing Daisies, Lie To Me, Criminal Minds, E-Ring, and N.C.I.S. With recurring characters on the cartoons W.I.T.C.H. and Futurama, Byrne was also inducted into the Museum of Television and Radio's permanent collection for the syndicated radio serial Danger Cow. In the theatre world, Byrne's most recent role was Pink in Pink Floyd's The Wall at the Actor's Gang Theatre. On YouTube you can find him in the series Hollywood Byrne and in videos from Bob and Byrne, The Monkey Box, and National Banana.
Spit it out, suck it in.
Let that genius flow.
All the answers to all the questions,
There's nothing you don't know.
Experience is an asset,
When you've done most anything.
Just call it intuition.
Just call it anything!
Watch him fade,
The jack of all trades.
Backed against the wall...!
Watch him fade,
He's quite afraid,
To contradict it all!
I know you like a book.
I know all the lies.
I know, that you know,
Your mouth is catchin' flies.
Blank expression, a burnt out bulb,
A thimble full of wit.
Endless stories never follow,
In short you're full of shit.
Watch him fade,
The jack of all trade.
Backed against that wall...
To an all but captive audience,
Watch out!
Here it comes!
Brainfade!
Take a minute to think,
Brainfade!
Stop flappin' your gums
Brainfade!
You're gettin' in deep.
Brainfade!
And I'm fallin' asleep.
When you're talkin' to me,
Brainfade!
It's easy to see,
Brainfade!
That what comes outta your mouth,
Brainfade!
I can't beleive!
"Hey you know, you ain't gonna beleive,
This is what really happened last night.
Vegas, I went out there, I went, I lost a hundred bucks.
I go all the way back to the RV, right?
I get back, I don't even drink any times.
I got another hundred bucks, I didn't wanna be screwed up.
I finally won all my money back. Unbeleivable... by the way,
What the hell did you guys do with all the towels?
I'm gonna have to explain this to the desk clerk."
Brain! fade!
Spit it out, suck it in.
Let that genius flow.
All the answers to all the questions,
There's nothing you don't know.
Blank expression, a burnt out bulb,
A thimble full of wit.
Endless stories never follow,
In short you're full of shit!!!
Watch him fade,
The jack of all trades.
Backed against the wall...!
Watch him fade,
He's quite afraid,
He'll contradict it all!
Watch him fade,
The jack of all trades.
Up against that wall...!
Watch him fade,
He's quite afraid,