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This photo is proof I've had enough to drink. Maybe. #bighooted @ Dirty Frank's West https://www.instagram.com/p/BGIjfAjEuLo/ 

I'm crazy about this fresh listing in Minerva Park. Such a great pocket neighborhood. http://www.flexmls.com/share/UPHL/2660-LAKEWOOD-Drive-Columbus-OH-43231 … #notmylisting #realtorlife #fb

Dear Everyone - Unless that lot of empty, *never* park over the line. Because someone like me… https://www.instagram.com/p/BGH7D2jEuCJ/ 

It's Wednesday. It's 3pm. This is the life. #realtorlife #ginme @ Smith & Wollensky Columbus… https://www.instagram.com/p/BGH6XIVEuAK/ 

If you make the dip out of Greek yogurt, it's a breakfast dip, right? #fb

Right on my damn back stoop. Question is...poison ivy or box elder? #securitysystem https://www.instagram.com/p/BGGUvCpEuCS/ 

Her - "I dunno - there's just something off about her." Me - "Yeah, I think she's a republican."

So, this is nice. #Columbus https://www.instagram.com/p/BGF64NnEuOH/ 

Oh hey. #rhubarbeverything https://www.instagram.com/p/BGF5m_SkuLp/ 

Every once in a while I get dressed, and look at myself later & think... Oh, you did it again. You crossed the Punky Brewster line. #fb

I was just in Meijer for 6 days, mostly because I kept circling the cold cases, refusing to believe in the lack of French onion dip. #nodip

Just listed this cute house in Hilliard. Know anyone in the market? 3/1.5, $154k #realtorlife https://www.instagram.com/p/BGAY2RtkuAS/ 

I spent a couple of precious hours cleaning the kitchen. I'm giddy at the expanse of counter revealed. It's like a deep breath.

I imagine the dying thought of the little old lady who own my house before me was something like "good luck w those goddamn white counters"

It's always interesting when you encounter a gaslighter. The Internet is absolutely loaded with… https://www.instagram.com/p/BF-fT5EkuDx/ 

YOU STILL HAVE 36 MINUTES.https://twitter.com/ajumamacbus/status/736650031130890240 …

Found out that the conservative & stuffy & unfriendly neighbors caddy corner from me *hate* my neon green hse paint. This make me it more

I was just the completely sober one at a party of tipsy-to-hammered people. It's not as fun to be sober as I'd remembered. Drunk is better.

The judge in June that is the only your I

My sweet, sweet ride. #Merca #velour https://www.instagram.com/p/BF9H4lNEuBu/