'Antonio Banderas' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Turn Left at Pennsylvania Avenue (2008)

Actors Kenya Cagle (producer), J.B. Soler (producer), J.B. Soler (actor), J.B. Soler (editor), Jay McCarey (actor), Sarah Natochenny (actress), William Dean (director), William Dean (actor), William Dean (producer), William Dean (editor), Kevin O'Driscoll (writer), Kevin O'Driscoll (producer), Kevin O'Driscoll (producer), Kevin O'Driscoll (actor), Wynne Wharff (actress),

Sideline Secrets (2008)

Taglines:

For every truth in life there is an even darker secret...

Quotes:

Jenna: ...and how come you never get to see the guy's dick?

Devon Tyler: Are you sure you don't want to stay in tonight? There's an erotic movie on Skin-a-max!

Brian: I've got a secret... I love you!

Waitress: Why must all the hot guys always be gay?

Clitarissa Pink: Honey, I'm a man with his balls tucked into his asshole, not a telephone directory.

Clitarissa Pink: [breaks up fight] Woah, woah, woah, woah. What's going on here? [to fat bar patron] Nu-huh, I done told you to get yo fat ass outta here. Go on, bitch! Just because you can't find yo penis, doesn't mean anybody wants to help you!

Clitarissa Pink: What in the hell is going on here? [sees men with gun] Oh! [faints]

Clitarissa Pink: You know what Javier? You weren't there! You were never there when I needed you so why don't you just mix up your little drinks with your tank and your hair and SHUT THE FUCK UP! Glorified water boy...

Dr. Kirk Tyler: [Pointing his gun at the crooked cop] Double cross-dressing f**k!

Donna Tyler: [Mom's voice-over of the letter Devon finds on waking] The next time you decide to sleep in the nude, two words... Lock the Door.

Actors Michael Haboush (actor), Steven Vasquez (writer), Steven Vasquez (director), Steven Vasquez (actor), Steven Vasquez (editor), William Ngo (actor), James Townsend (actor), James Townsend (writer), James Townsend (producer), Brandon Alexander III (actor), Dan Swett (actor), Rick Bolander (actor), Laura Reilly (actress), Jason Shepard (actor), Sonja Fisher (actress),

Saturday Night Live 25 (1999)

Quotes:

Garth Brooks: I gotta ask you, man, what do you do with all the Oscars?::Tom Hanks: I get that question all the time. I have one on my book shelf next to a picture of my children, I have one in the bathroom just to keep me humble, and I have a line of them in the back of the garage so that when I pull in, they reflect and I don't bump into the wall.

Jon Lovitz: Tom! You are one of the greatest hosts of all time so I was wondering [hopefully] who your favorite cast member that you every got to work with?::Tom Hanks: Well that's a tough one but I'd have to say Will Ferell. That guy is gonna make it. Very talented.

Chris Rock: Welcome to the show. I'm out here because somebody had to do it and I guess they felt I was the best guy for it. Saturday Night Live, 25 years on the air and four funny. I mean who we kidding? Come on, as I look around this room I see the star power, the comedic genius, I'm looking at some of the most overrated people in the history of comedy. Some of the worst movies ever made were made by people in this room. Thank God we're going to do what we all do best: television.

Christopher Walken: I want to know how much of the show is scripted and how much crazy make'em up: you know, addlibs, improvs.::Tom Hanks: A legidiment question. Contrary to popular belief, the show is not improvised, SNL has a great staff of writers that craft every line of the show.::Christopher Walken: When I host, I say whatever I want. I free associate and I make up the skits and things like that and people seem to enjoy it.

Jon Lovitz: Hey Tom! If you like Will Ferrell so much why don't you marry him?::Tom Hanks: Oh come on, Jon, what do you want me to do? You want me to lie and say Jon Lovitz is my favorite cast member?::Jon Lovitz: He said it! He said it! Yes! Did you hear him? Jon Lovitz is his favorite cast member! And we're best friends!

[On Celebrity Jeopardy]::Alex Trebek: Mr. Connery, why don't you pick?::Sean Connery: Looks like this is my lucky day. I'll take The Rapists for 800.::Alex Trebek: That's Therapists! Therapists, not the Rapists.

Jane Curtin: From now on, try to do your best okay?::Emily Lattella: Oh yes, dear, and I'm very, very sorry and I promise from now on I will do my best.::Jane Curtin: See that you do.::Emily Lattella: Bitch.

[Remembering John Belushi]::Laraine Newman: Some people think that John Belushi is this Tasmanian beast blowing through life like a hurricane.::Dan Aykroyd: And he was.::Laraine Newman: But he could be so sweet too. He once gave me this marshmallow tin and after I moved to LA, John showed up unexpectidly one night and gave me this very hard to find Johnny Taylor Blues '45 because he remembered that I loved it years ago.::Dan Aykroyd: That was mine.

Cheri Oteri: Gilda Radner was every young girl's comedy idol.::Molly Shannon: Watching Gilda taught us the three most important things about comedy: if you're gonna bang into a wall, you gotta do it like you mean it.::Cheri Oteri: Yeah don't worry about looking geeky because you can look pretty later at the party.::Molly Shannon: Right, and don't ever be afraid to let people see your under pants.

Mike Myers: Dr. Evil is nothing like you.::Lorne Michaels: Good. [to Verne Troyer] Mini-Lorne Michaels, you hungry? Would you like a Hot Pocket? Can I get a frickin' Hot Pocket around here?

Actors Dan Aykroyd (actor), Steve Buscemi (actor), Garth Brooks (actor), Kevin Bacon (actor), Jim Breuer (actor), Alec Baldwin (actor), Ben Affleck (actor), Tom Arnold (actor), John Belushi (actor), John Belushi (actor), Alec Baldwin (actor), Dan Aykroyd (actor), Barry Bostwick (actor), David Bowie (actor), Gary Busey (actor),

Famous quotes by Antonio Banderas:

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  And the Money Kept Rolling in (and Out)show lyrics

  And the Money Kept Rolling in (and Out)

  And the money kept rolling in from every side
  Eva's pretty hands reached out and they reached wide
  Now you may feel it should have been a voluntary cause
  But that's not the point my friends
  When the money keeps rolling in you don't ask how
  Think of all the people guaranteed a good time now
  Eva's called the hungry to her, open up the doors
  Never been a fund like the Foundation Eva Peron
  Rollin', rollin', rollin'
  Rollin' on in, rollin' on in
  Rollin' on in, rollin' on in
  On in
  Would you like to try a college education?
  Own your landlord's house, take the family on vacation?
  Eva and her blessed fund can make your dreams come true
  Here's all you have to do my friends
  Write your name and your dream on a card or a pad or a ticket
  Throw it high in the air and should our lady pick it
  She will change your way of life for a week or even two
  Name me anyone who cares as much as Eva Peron
  Rollin', rollin', rollin'
  Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
  Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
  On out
  And the money kept rolling out in all directions
  To the poor, to the weak, to the destitute of all complexions
  Now cynics claim a little of the cash has gone astray
  But that's not the point my friends
  When the money keeps rolling out you don't keep books
  You can tell you've done well by the happy, grateful looks
  Accountants only slow things down, figures get in the way
  Never been a lady loved as much as Eva Peron
  Rollin', rollin', rollin'
  Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
  Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
  On out, Eva
  When the money keeps rolling out you don't keep books
  You can tell you've done well by the happy, grateful looks
  Accountants only slow things down, figures get in the way
  Never been a lady loved as much as Eva Peron
  Rollin', rollin', rollin'
  Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
  Rollin' on out, rollin' on out
  Rollin' on out, rollin' on out

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  Desperadoshow lyrics

  Desperado

  Soy un hombre muy honrado,
  que me gusta lo mejor,
  a mujeres no me faltan ni el dinero ni el amor.
  esteando en mi caballo,
  por la sierra yo me voy,
  las estrellas y la luna ellas me dicen donde voy.
  Ay ay ay ay,
  ay ay mi amor,
  ay mi morena
  de mi corazòn.
  Me gusta tocar guitarra,
  me gusta cantar el son,
  el mariachi me acompaña,
  cuando canto mi canciòn.
  Me gusta tomar mis copas,
  aguardientes lo mejor,
  tambien el tequila blanco con su sal de la sabor.
  Ay ay ay ay,
  ay ay mi amor,
  ay mi morena
  de mi corazòn.
  Me gusta tocar guitarra,
  me gusta cantar el sol,
  el mariachi me acompaña,
  cuando canto mi canciòn.
  Me gusta tomar mis copas,
  aguardientes lo mejor,
  tambien el tequila blanco con su sal de la sabor.
  Ay ay ay ay,
  ay ay mi amor,
  ay mi morena
  de mi corazòn.
  Ay ay ay ay,
  ay ay mi amor,
  ay mi morena

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  Santa Evitashow lyrics

  Santa Evita

  (Children:)
  Please, gentle Eva, will you bless a little child?
  For I love you, tell Heaven I'm doing my best
  I'm praying for you, even though you're already blessed
  Please, mother Eva, will you look upon me as your own?
  Make me special, be my angel
  Be my everything wonderful perfect and true
  And I'll try to be exactly like you
  Please, holy Eva, will you feed a hungry child?
  For I love you, tell Heaven I'm doing my best
  I'm praying for you, even though you're already blessed
  Please, mother Eva, will you feed a hungry child?
  For I love you [(Che:) Turn a blind eye, Evita] Tell Heaven I'm doing my best [(Che:) Turn a blind eye]
  I'm praying for you, even though you're already blessed
  (Workers:)
  Santa Santa Evita
  Madre de todos los ninos
  De los tiranizados, de los descamisados
  De los trabajadores, de la Argentina

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  The Lady's Got Potentialshow lyrics

  The Lady's Got Potential

  (Che:)
  In June of forty-three there was a military coup
  Behind it was a gang called the G.O.U.
  Who did not feel the need to be elected
  They had themselves a party at the point of a gun
  They were slightly to the right of Atilla the Hun
  A bomb or two and very few objected
  Yeah, just one shell and governments fall like flies, kapow, die
  They stumble and fall, bye bye
  Backs to the wall, aim high
  We're having a ball
  The tank and bullet rule as democracy dies
  The lady's got potential, she was setting her sights
  On making it in movies with her name in lights
  The greatest social climber since Cinderella
  OK, she couldn't act but she had the right friends
  And we all know a career depends
  On knowing the right fella to be stellar
  Yeah, just one shell and governments lose their nerve, kapow, die
  They stumble and fall, bye bye
  Backs to the wall, aim high
  We're having a ball
  That's how we get the government we deserve
  Now the man behind the President calling the shots
  Involved so discreetly in a lot of their plots
  Was Colonel Juan Peron, would be dictator
  He began in the army out in Italy so
  Saw Mussolini's rise from the very front row
  I reckon he'd do likewise sooner or later
  Yeah, just one blast and the tear gas falls like rain, kapow, die
  They haven't a chance, bye bye
  The terrorists advance
  But one guy doesn't dirty his hands
  Peron was biding time out in the slow lane
  Yeah, suddenly an earthquake hit the town of San Juan, kapow, die
  They stumble and fall, bye bye
  Keep away from the wall
  But one guy was having a ball
  The tragedy, a golden chance for Peron
  He organized a concert with incredible flair
  In aid of all the victims, such a grand affair
  Politicians, actors, stars of every flavor
  It was January twenty-second, 1944
  A night to remember, yeah, that's for sure
  For that's the night that Peron first met Eva

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  High Flying, Adoredshow lyrics

  High Flying, Adored

  (Che:)
  High flying, adored
  So young, the instant queen
  A rich beautiful thing, of all the talents
  A cross between a fantasy of the bedroom and a saint
  You were just a backstreet girl
  Hustling and fighting, scratching and biting
  High flying, adored
  Did you believe in your wildest moments
  All this would be yours
  That you'd become the lady of them all?
  Were there stars in your eyes
  When you crawled in at night
  From the bars, from the sidewalks
  From the gutter theatrical
  Don't look down, it's a long, long way to fall
  High flying, adored
  What happens now, where do you go from here?
  For someone on top of the world
  The view is not exactly clear
  A shame you did it all at twenty-six
  There are no mysteries now
  Nothing can thrill you, noone fulfill you
  High flying, adored
  I hope you come to terms with boredom
  So famous so easily, so soon
  It's not the wisest thing to be
  You won't care if they love you
  It's been done before
  You'll despair if they hate you
  You'll be drained of all energy
  All the young who've made it would agree
  (Eva:)
  High flying, adored
  That's good to hear but unimportant
  My story's quite usual
  Local girl makes good, weds famous man
  I was stuck in the right place at the perfect time
  Filled a gap, I was lucky
  But one thing I'll say for me

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  Oh What a Circusshow lyrics

  Oh What a Circus

  (Che:)
  Oh what a circus, oh what a show
  Argentina has gone to town
  Over the death of an actress called Eva Peron
  We've all gone crazy
  Mourning all day and mourning all night
  Falling over ourselves to get all of the misery right
  Oh what an exit, that's how to go
  When they're ringing your curtain down
  Demand to be buried like Eva Peron
  It's quite a sunset
  And good for the country in a roundabout way
  We've made the front page of all the world's papers today
  But who is this Santa Evita?
  Why all this howling, hysterical sorrow?
  What kind of goddess has lived among us?
  How will we ever get by without her?
  She had her moments, she had some style
  The best show in town was the crowd
  Outside the Casa Rosada crying, "Eva Peron"
  But that's all gone now
  As soon as the smoke from the funeral clears
  We're all gonna see and how, she did nothing for years
  (Crowd:)
  Salve regina mater misericordiae
  Vita dulcedo et spes nostra
  Salve salve regina
  Ad te clamamus exules filii Eva
  Ad te suspiramus gementes et flentes
  O clemens o pia
  Hail, oh queen, mother of mercy
  Our life, sweetness, and hope
  Hail, hail, oh queen
  To you we cry, exiled sons of Eve
  To you we sigh, mourning and weeping
  Oh clement, oh loving one
  (Che:)
  You let down your people Evita
  You were supposed to have been immortal
  That's all they wanted, not much to ask for
  But in the end you could not deliver
  Sing you fools, but you got it wrong
  Enjoy your prayers because you haven't got long
  Your queen is dead, your king is through
  And she's not coming back to you
  Show business kept us all alive
  Since seventeen October 1945
  But the star has gone, the glamour's worn thin
  That's a pretty bad state for a state to be in
  Instead of government we had a stage
  Instead of ideas, a prima donna's rage
  Instead of help we were given a crowd
  She didn't say much, but she said it loud
  Sing you fools, but you got it wrong
  Enjoy your prayers because you haven't got long
  Your queen is dead, your king is through
  She's not coming back to you
  (Crowd:)
  Salve regina mater misericordiae
  Vita dulcedo et spes nostra
  Salve salve regina Peron
  Ad te clamamus exules filii Eva
  Ad te suspiramus gementes et flentes
  O clemens o pia
  (Eva:)
  Don't cry for me Argentina
  For I am ordinary, unimportant
  And undeserving of such attention
  Unless we all are, I think we all are
  So share my glory, so share my coffin
  So share my glory, so share my coffin
  (Che:)

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  Peron's Latest Flameshow lyrics

  Peron's Latest Flame

  (Che:) At the watering holes of the well-to-do
  I detect a resistance to
  (Aristocrats:) Precisely
  (Che:) Our heroine's style
  (Aristocrats:) We're glad you noticed
  (Che:) The shooting sticks of the upper-class
  (Aristocrats:) Give her an inch
  (Che:) Aren't supporting a single ass
  That would rise for the girl
  (Aristocrats:) She'll take a mile
  (Aristocrats:)
  Such a shame she wandered into our enclosure
  How unfortunate this person has forced us to be blunt
  No we wouldn't mind seeing her at Harrod's
  But behind the jewelry counter, not in front
  (Che:) Could there be in our fighting corps
  A lack of enthusiasm for
  (Army:) Exactly
  (Che:) Peron's latest flame
  (Army:) You said it brother
  (Che:)
  Should you wish to cause great distress
  In the tidiest officer's mess
  Just mention her name
  (Army:)
  That isn't funny
  Peron is a fool, breaking every taboo
  Installing a girl in the army H.Q.
  And she's an actress, the last straw
  Her only good parts are between her thighs
  She should stare at the ceiling, not reach for the skies
  Or she could be his last whore
  The evidence suggests
  She has other interests
  If it's her who's using him
  He's exceptionally dim
  Bitch! Dangerous Jade
  (Aristocrats:)
  We have allowed ourselves to slip
  We have completely lost our grip
  We have declined to an all-time low
  Tarts have become the set to know
  (Eva:)
  I am only a radio star with just one weekly show
  But speaking as one of the people I want you to know
  We are tired of the decline of Argentina
  With no sign of a government able to give us the things we deserve
  (Army:)
  It's no crime for officers to do as they please
  As long as they're discreet and keep clear of disease
  We ignore, we disregard
  But once they allow a bit on the side
  To move to the center where she's not qualified
  We are forced to mark his card
  She should get into her head
  She should not get out of bed
  She should know that she's not paid
  To be loud but to be laid
  Slut! Dangerous Jade
  (Che:)
  This has really been your year, Miss Duarte
  Tell us where you go from here, Miss Duarte
  Which are the roles that you yearn to play?
  Whom did you sleep ... dine with yesterday?
  (Eva:)
  Acting is limiting, the line's not mine
  That's no help to the Argentine
  (Che:)
  Can we assume then that you'll quit?
  Is this because of your involvement with Colonel Peron?
  (Heavies:)
  Goodnight and thank you
  (Army:)
  She won't be kept happy by her nights on the tiles
  She says it's his body, but she's after his files
  So get back on to the street
  She should get into her head
  She should not get out of bed
  She should know that she's not paid
  To be loud but to be laid
  The evidence suggests
  She has other interests
  If it's her who's using him
  He's exceptionally dim
  (Aristocrats:)
  Things have reached a pretty pass
  When someone pretty lower-class
  Graceless and vulgar, uninspired

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  Rainbow Tourshow lyrics

  Rainbow Tour

  (Peron:)
  People of Europe, I send you the Rainbow of Argentina
  (Che:)
  Spain has fallen to the charms of Evita
  She can do what she likes, it doesn't matter much
  (Aide #1:)
  She's our lady of the new world with a golden touch
  (Aide #2:)
  She filled a bull-ring, forty-five thousand seater
  (Che:)
  But if you're prettier than General Franco, that's not hard
  (Aide #1:)
  Franco's reign in Spain should see out the forties
  So you've just acquired an ally who
  Looks as secure in his job as you
  (Aide #2:)
  But more important current political thought is
  Your wife's a phenomenal asset, your trump card
  Chorus:
  (Peron and Aides:)
  Let's hear it for the Rainbow Tour
  It's been an incredible success
  We weren't quite sure, we had a few doubts
  (Peron:) Will Evita win through?
  (Aides:) But the answer is yes
  (Peron:)
  There you are, I told you so
  Makes no difference where she goes
  The whole world over just the same
  Just listen to them call her name
  And who would underestimate the actress now?
  (Che:)
  Now I don't like to spoil a wonderful story
  But the news from Rome isn't quite as good
  She hasn't gone down like they thought she would
  Italy's unconvinced by Argentine glory
  They equate Peron with Mussolini, can't think why
  (Eva:)
  Did you hear that? They called me a whore!
  They actually called me a whore!
  (Italian admiral:)
  But Signora Peron it's an easy mistake
  I'm still called an admiral
  Yet I gave up the sea long ago
  (Aide #2:)
  More bad news from Rome; she met with the Pope
  She only got a rosary, a kindly word
  (Che:)
  I wouldn't say the Holy Father gave her the bird
  But papal decorations, never a hope
  (Aide #1:)
  She still looked the part at St. Peter's, caught the eye
  (chorus)
  (Peron:) Will Evita win through?
  (Aides:) But the answer is ...
  (Che:) A qualified
  (Aides:) Yes
  (Che:)
  Eva started well, no question, in France
  Shining like a sun through the post-war haze
  A beautiful reminder of the care-free days
  She nearly captured the French, she sure had the chance
  But she suddenly seemed to lose interest
  She looked tired
  (Che:)
  Face the facts, the Rainbow's starting to fade
  I don't think she'll make it to England now
  (Aide #1:)
  It wasn't on the schedule anyhow
  (Che:)
  You'd better get out the flags and fix a parade
  Some kind of coming home in triumph is required
  (chorus)
  (Aide #2:) Would Evita win through?
  (Aide #1:) And the answer is
  (Aide #2:) Yes
  (Che:) And no
  (Aides:) And yes
  (Che:) And no
  (Aides:) And yes
  (Che:) No
  (chorus)
  (Aides:) Would Evita win through? But the answer is
  (Aide #2:) Yes
  (Aide #1:) Yes

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  Antonio Banderasshow lyrics

  Antonio Banderas

  (Peron:)
  People of Europe, I send you the Rainbow of Argentina
  (Che:)
  Spain has fallen to the charms of Evita
  She can do what she likes, it doesn't matter much
  (Aide #1:)
  She's our lady of the new world with a golden touch
  (Aide #2:)
  She filled a bull-ring, forty-five thousand seater
  (Che:)
  But if you're prettier than General Franco, that's not hard
  (Aide #1:)
  Franco's reign in Spain should see out the forties
  So you've just acquired an ally who
  Looks as secure in his job as you
  (Aide #2:)
  But more important current political thought is
  Your wife's a phenomenal asset, your trump card
  Chorus:
  (Peron and Aides:)
  Let's hear it for the Rainbow Tour
  It's been an incredible success
  We weren't quite sure, we had a few doubts
  (Peron:) Will Evita win through?
  (Aides:) But the answer is yes
  (Peron:)
  There you are, I told you so
  Makes no difference where she goes
  The whole world over just the same
  Just listen to them call her name
  And who would underestimate the actress now?
  (Che:)
  Now I don't like to spoil a wonderful story
  But the news from Rome isn't quite as good
  She hasn't gone down like they thought she would
  Italy's unconvinced by Argentine glory
  They equate Peron with Mussolini, can't think why
  (Eva:)
  Did you hear that? They called me a whore!
  They actually called me a whore!
  (Italian admiral:)
  But Signora Peron it's an easy mistake
  I'm still called an admiral
  Yet I gave up the sea long ago
  (Aide #2:)
  More bad news from Rome; she met with the Pope
  She only got a rosary, a kindly word
  (Che:)
  I wouldn't say the Holy Father gave her the bird
  But papal decorations, never a hope
  (Aide #1:)
  She still looked the part at St. Peter's, caught the eye
  (chorus)
  (Peron:) Will Evita win through?
  (Aides:) But the answer is ...
  (Che:) A qualified
  (Aides:) Yes
  (Che:)
  Eva started well, no question, in France
  Shining like a sun through the post-war haze
  A beautiful reminder of the care-free days
  She nearly captured the French, she sure had the chance
  But she suddenly seemed to lose interest
  She looked tired
  (Che:)
  Face the facts, the Rainbow's starting to fade
  I don't think she'll make it to England now
  (Aide #1:)
  It wasn't on the schedule anyhow
  (Che:)
  You'd better get out the flags and fix a parade
  Some kind of coming home in triumph is required
  (chorus)
  (Aide #2:) Would Evita win through?
  (Aide #1:) And the answer is
  (Aide #2:) Yes
  (Che:) And no
  (Aides:) And yes
  (Che:) And no
  (Aides:) And yes
  (Che:) No
  (chorus)
  (Aides:) Would Evita win through? But the answer is
  (Aide #2:) Yes
  (Aide #1:) Yes