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Gordon James Ramsay, OBE (born 8 November 1966) is a British chef, television personality and restaurateur. He has been awarded 13 Michelin stars in total and currently holds 12.
Ramsay is known for presenting TV programmes about competitive cookery and food, such as the British series Hell's Kitchen, The F Word, Ramsay's Best Restaurant, and Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, along with the American versions of Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, and MasterChef.
Gordon Ramsay was born in Johnstone, Renfrewshire, Scotland, and raised in Stratford-upon-Avon, Warwickshire, England from the age of 5. Ramsay is the second of four children; he has an older sister, Diane, a younger brother, Ronnie, and a younger sister, Yvonne. Ramsay's father Gordon (died 1997) was, at various times, a swimming pool manager, a welder, and a shopkeeper; his mother, Helen Cosgrove, and Yvonne have been nurses. Ramsay has described his early life as "hopelessly itinerant", as his family moved constantly due to the aspirations and failures of his father, who was violent. In 1976, they finally settled in Stratford-upon-Avon where he grew up in the Bishopton area of the town. In past public interviews, Ramsay has declined to describe his father as an alcoholic; however, his autobiography, Humble Pie, describes his early life as being marked by abuse and neglect from this "hard-drinking womaniser". At the age of 16, Ramsay moved out of the family house into a flat in Banbury.
Anthony McPartlin (born 18 November 1975) and Declan Donnelly (born 25 September 1975), known collectively as Ant & Dec, are an English comedy and TV presenting duo from Newcastle upon Tyne, England. The duo first rose to fame as actors on the children's television show Byker Grove, during which and in their subsequent pop career they were respectively known as PJ & Duncan – the names of the characters they played on the show. Since then, Ant & Dec have had a very successful career as TV presenters, presenting shows such as SMTV Live, Friends Like These, Pop Idol, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!, PokerFace, Push the Button, Britain's Got Talent, Red or Black? and Text Santa. They have also returned to acting, starring in a 2002 Tribute to The Likely Lads and the 2006 film Alien Autopsy.
Ant is the taller of the two at 5'8" (1.73 m) and Dec is two inches shorter at 5'6" (1.68 m). It is a running joke that many people do not know who is Ant and who is Dec, even though their appearances differ significantly. To assist with identification, they follow the 180 degree rule; all their TV appearances and publicity photos have Ant on the left and Dec on the right, but even this does not help everyone.
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Wallflower, Janey, straight A's and pink retainers, is devastated when her gorgeous stepsister Angelica runs away to find her real father, Aldo. When their mother turns to drink and Janey's own doting, grey father becomes distraught at Aldo's return, Janey's world spirals into tragedy.
Keywords: disintegration, family-relationships, neo-noir
How far would you go to keep your family together?
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Jack and Dora, abandoned by their parents as babies, are desperate to find each other after years of adoption. Jack's young life has been spent with a sadistic family. Dora, whose life has been somewhat better, has developed extra-sensory powers which tell her that Jack's in danger and drives her to search for him.
Keywords: abusive-father, accident, adoption, alcoholic, barbed-wire, beating, bitterness, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, brother-sister-reunion, brutality
Las Vegas ... a thousand hotels .. 3000 showgirls ... 10,000 pleasures ... and a million ways to die!
There Was A Million Dollars Gone -- Question, Who Picked It Up?
A Million Dollars Was To Be Delivered, The Problem Was -- Who Made The Pick-Up?
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Jerry Long and Jane Worth are heirs to an abandoned mining town. Judge Drake knows there is gold there and wants them to sell. He plans to scare Jane and has hired Jerry, not knowing his true identity, to impersonate the other heir. Jane is quickly scared and is ready to leave, but Jerry doesn't want to and sets out to find the truth.
Keywords: aunt-niece-relationship, bandit, cafe, cat, chase, church, corruption, cowboy, disguise, escape
WHIRLWIND OF SURPRISES...! (original print ad - all caps)
Chills of a Mystery Shocker, Thrills of a Wild Western Combined in a double-barrelled ACTION ATTRACTION
Daredevil Cowboy Masquerade
A Dare-devil Cowboy finds his fortune but loses his heart amid weird mystery!
When I was born, they looked at me and said
what a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy.
And when you were born, they looked at you and said,
what a good girl, what a what a smart girl, what a pretty girl.
We've got these chains that hang around our necks,
people want to strangle us with them before we take our first breath.
Afraid of change, afraid of staying the same,
when temptation calls, we just look away.
This name is the hairshirt I wear,
and this hairshirt is woven from your brown hair.
This song is the cross that I bear,
bear it with me, bear with me, bear with me,
be with me tonight,
I know that it isn't right, but be with me tonight.
I go to school, I write exams,
if I pass, if I fail, if I drop out,
does anyone give a damn?
And if they do, they'll soon forget 'cause it won't take much for me
to show my life ain't over yet.
I wake up scared, I wake up strange.
I wake up wondering if anything in my life is ever going to change.
I wake up scared, I wake up strange
and everything around me stays the same.
I couldn't tell you that I was wrong,
chickened out, grabbed a pen and paper, sat down and I wrote this song.
I couldn't tell you that you were right,
so instead I looked in the mirror,
watched TV, laid awake all night.
We've got these chains, hang 'round our necks,
people want to strangle us with them before we take our first breath.
Afraid of change, afraid of staying the same when temptation calls ...
When I was born, they looked at me and said;
What a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy.
And when you were born, they looked at you and said;
what a good girl, what a smart girl, what a pretty girl, hey
GORDON FEELS THE STRAIN
FEELS THE PAIN
WAITING ON THE MORNING TRAIN
TO TAKE HIM TO THE MINES
AND HE DON'T COMPLAIN
SHUTS HIS EYES
HIS DREAMS DEFY
THE LIFE HE IS LIVING
MARY CAN'T CONTROL THE KIDS
SHE NEVER COULD
SHE'D LIKE TO DIG HERSELF A HOLE
AT THE FAR END OF THE WOODS
LAY HER BODY DOWN
LAY HER DOWN
TO FORGET ABOUT THE LIFE SHE WAS LIVING
WORLD GOES ROUND THE SUN
HOPE THE SUN STAY IN THE SKY
I HAVE FOUND MY TRUE LOVE
UNTIL THE DAY I DIE
SHE WON'T EVER LEAVE
SO I WON'T HAVE TO CRY
UNDERNEATH THE BLUE SKY
LIVING BY A HIGHWAY AND A MALL
I RAN INTO THE STREET
CAN'T TELL IF IT'S SUMMER OUT THERE
WHEN I HEARD THE BEAT OF THE MUSIC PLAYING
SOUND OF THE MELODY WAS SWEET
CHILDREN LEFT AND THEY DON'T HARDLY
CALL AT ALL TO TALK ABOUT
THE LIVES THEY ARE LIVING
WORLD GOES ROUND THE SUN
HOPE THE SUN STAY IN THE SKY
I HAVE FOUND MY TRUE LOVE
UNTIL THE DAY I DIE
SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE
I WON'T HAVE TO CRY
UNDERNEATH THE BLUE SKY
GORDON FEELS THE STRAIN
FEELS THE PAIN
WAITING ON THE MORNING TRAIN
TO TAKE HIM TO THE MINES
AND HE DON'T COMPLAIN
SHUTS HIS EYES
HIS DREAMS DEFY THE LIFE
Torna al tuo pianeta Mongo,
torna al tuo sole Gordon
non vagare per universi bui
di una falsa coscienza
non andare nel freddo
di un niente che speranza
pi non ha.
Hai staccato il tuo segnale
che ti legava alla terra
ti sei levato dalla rotta
dell'astronave guida
credi di poter andare da solo
nel vero al di l.
Per i pazzi non c' pi pace
e tu sei pazzo Gordon
dentro il freddo non c' vita
e tu sei morto Mongo
un fantasma opalescente
maledetto nel ricordo della sua gente.