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A Ceiling Fan lives its life within the walls of a single room, looking for ways to befriend the appliances around him. When he befriends the young girl who lives in the house, he begins to reevaluate his purpose in life as he compares his life to hers.
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Detective Dusty Floors and Tony Danza are investigators on the trail of the murdering mob boss, Christopher Mopin. During their investigation, they discover their boss, Sheriff Long Handle may be in cahoots with the gangster and this leads to their immediate dismissal from the department. After hitting rock bottom, they discover Sheriff Long Handle has been abducted and his life may be in danger. Determined to find the truth, they set out to prove who is responsible for the latest 'string' of murders.
They are Sweeping the city and taking out the trash
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Woody Allen plays Tex, a kosher butcher. Sharon Stone plays his unfaithful wife Candy. Tex catches Candy in the act and in a fit of rage he kills her. To conceal his crime he cuts up her body and buries it in the desert in New Mexico. However, when her hand surfaces, a blind woman trips over it and it restores her sight. The hand is then considered to be the "hand of the Virgin." Despite the church's fallen priest objecting, the ambitious mayor of the town creates an international three-ring circus of miracle-seekers, TV crews, and born-again local prostitutes all interested in the hand. All of this goes on while Tex is desperately trying to recover the hand before the sheriff finds it and uses it as evidence against him.
Keywords: adultery, black-comedy, blindness, body-part, butcher, catholic, chainsaw, cnn-reporter, dismemberment, dog
Tex Cowley: She had a boyfriend before me who was in with the mob, and she testified against him and, you know, he didn't take it too kindly... So we came out to Texas, eh, primarily for the air... Actually, we, eh, we wanted to keep breathing it...
Father Leo: I'm sure the Virgin was wearing turquoise nail polish.
Father Leo: Senora, please, please. This is the house of God, there is no screaming or jumping for joy here.
Tex: What's the matter with you? Am I gonna have to start slippin' Prozac in to your Alpo?
Bobo: Have you ever operated heavy machinery while taking antihistamines?
Bobo: Women... you can't live with 'em... and you can't shoot 'em.
Plot
The daughter of a wealthy businessman has been kidnapped, and the chief of police, under a lot of pressure to find her as soon as possible, assigns officers Kopek and Broom to track her down and bring her back safe and sound. What nobody on the police force realizes is that the kidnapping was meant to be a fake: the girl's father hired a couple of mafia goons to stage a kidnapping, so that he could use the ransom money to pay off his gambling debts. Unfortunately for him, the hired thugs get the wrong girl. While this should been fairly easy to resolve, the daughter has decided to run off with her boyfriend, after which she actually does get kidnapped by someone else. To add to the complications, a third party is also claiming to be holding her for ransom. Somehow, the bumbling pair of officers has to wade through this mess and find the lady.
Keywords: drag-queen, independent-film
He's a detective and no one has a clue why.
Kopek: I was thinking, sir...::Broom: Yes, Kopek?::Kopek: We've got an hour 'till rendezvous, right sir?::Broom: Yes, Kopek.::Kopek: That's sixty minutes, right sir?::Broom: Yes, Kopek.::Kopek: Can we get a pizza? I'm starving.::Broom: No anchovies, Kopek.::Kopek: Yes, sir! [turns on siren]
Mrs. Chorley: Is that Hortense?::Sweeney: She looks perfectly relaxed to me.
Man in parking lot: Hey, what's the big idea? This was my parking spot!::Sweeney: I am sorry indeed, dear brother. We have a badly abused copy of "Lady Chatterly's Lover" that is in desperate need of an ink transfusion. I'm sure you'll understand.
Georgina: You are not fit enough to lick his boots.::Sweeney: But he is fit enough to lick your husband's ass. Is that it?
Mrs. Chorley: Hortense, the plates and silverware must be arranged and these young ladies are waiting. If you don't hurry up, they'll never get laid.
Mrs. Chorley: My late husband always used to say... [she notices that the curtains are shut] just open them a little wider so people can see what's in between.
Mrs. Chorley: As I used to say to my late husband... [she is poked with a stick] don't poke that thing at me!
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In 1875 London, young Wheeler, who lives by scavenging, finds a cameo of Queen Victoria which he thinks so beautiful he risks his life to save it. Possessed of a desire to see the Queen, he slips past the Beefeaters and wanders about Windsor Castle, just when a state dinner is in preparation. Meanwhile, prime minister Disraeli is struggling hard to persuade the Queen to end her long seclusion
Keywords: 19th-century, aristocrat, based-on-novel, beggar, benjamin-disraeli, building, cameo, castle, charm, child-welfare
Disraeli: Such proposals as slum clearance, public housing, educational facilities for the poor, are all wise and worthy measures and consequently will be opposed vigorously. The British are a proud and independent people, ma'am, and will not yield to improvement without a stout struggle.
Wheeler, the Mudlark: [asking about going to meet the queen] Are you sure it's all right, sir?::John Brown: What?::Wheeler, the Mudlark: You're a bit sozzled, ain't ya, sir?::John Brown: Sozzled?::Wheeler, the Mudlark: Yes sir, you've been in the bottle a bit, you know?::John Brown: [rises to his feet a bit unsteadily] Only enough to keep off infection, laddie.
A broom is a cleaning tool consisting of stiff fibers attached to, and roughly parallel to, a cylindrical handle, the broomstick. It is thus a variety of brush with a long handle. It is commonly used in combination with a dustpan.
An old form of broom was the besom, which was made simply of twigs tied to a handle, and was relatively inefficient as a cleaning implement for it commonly caused more of a mess than it cleaned up causing it to be somewhat counter-productive. Flat brooms, made of broom corn, were invented by Shakers in the 19th century. Today, they are also commonly made with synthetic bristles. Another common type is the push/pull broom, consisting of a wide brush with short bristles, to which a broomstick is attached at an angle in the center of the brush.
In the context of witchcraft, broomstick is likely to refer to the broom as a whole. A smaller whisk broom or brush is sometimes called a duster.
Brooms have long been connected with witchcraft, almost universally portrayed as medieval-style round brooms and associated with female witches. Despite the association with women, in 1453, the first known case of claiming to have flown on a broomstick is recorded, confessed by the male witch Guillaume Edelin. There are, however, prior records of witches flying on sticks or similar objects, usually that had been first greased with a magical flying ointment.
Radric Davis (born February 2, 1980), better known by his stage name Gucci Mane, is an American rapper. He debuted in 2005 with Trap House and followed with albums such as Hard to Kill in 2006, Trap-A-Thon and Back to the Trap House in 2007. In 2009, his second studio album The State vs. Radric Davis was released, and The Appeal: Georgia's Most Wanted was released in 2010, and is his highest charting album so far. Gucci Mane has released many other mixtapes and independent albums as well.
While serving a six-month jail term for assault in late 2005, Davis was charged with murder, though the charges were later dropped due to a lack of evidence. In 2009, he served a year-long county jail sentence for violating probation for his 2005 aggravated assault conviction.
Davis was born in Birmingham, Alabama, and later moved with his single mother to Atlanta. He enjoyed writing poetry as a child, and began rapping at age 14.
In 2005, Davis released his independent debut album entitled Trap House, which featured the successful single "Icy" with Young Jeezy. Disputes over the rights to this single caused a rift between the two artists. Hard to Kill followed in 2006. Hard To Kill included the hit single "Freaky Gurl". The song peaked at number 12 on the Hot Rap Tracks, number 19 on the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs, and at number 62 on the Hot 100.
Alonzo Mathis (born January 26, 1983 in Atlanta, Georgia) better known by his stage name Gorilla Zoe ( /ˈzoʊ/) is an American rapper and member of rap group Boyz N Da Hood. His solo debut album Welcome to the Zoo came out in 2007.
He replaced Young Jeezy as a member of Boyz n da Hood. He first saw success in collaborations with Hood Figga Gorilla Zoe Yung Joc "Coffee Shop" and "Bottle Poppin'," which charted under several Billboard charts. His first solo album, Welcome to the Zoo, was released October 2007, peaking at #18 on the Billboard 200, #8 on Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums, and #3 on Top Rap Albums. His second solo album, Don't Feed Da Animals, featuring the single "Lost, was released on March 17, 2009.Don't Feed Da Animals topped the Billboard Top Rap Albums chart. "What It Is", featuring Rick Ross, and Kollosus, and "Echo" followed.
For the month of February 2010, Gorilla Zoe released a mixtape every day on the mixtape website DatPiff.com. Gorilla Zoe is currently working on a mixtape with Die-Verse City's member "Qu1k". He also released an EP named I Am Atlanta 3. It is currently available on ITunes.
Elmore James (January 27, 1918 – May 24, 1963) was an American blues guitarist, singer, songwriter and band leader. He was known as "the King of the Slide Guitar" and had a unique guitar style, noted for his use of loud amplification and his stirring voice.
James was born Elmore Brooks in the old Richland community in Holmes County, Mississippi (not to be confused with two other locations of the same name in Mississippi). He was the illegitimate son of 15-year-old Leola Brooks, a field hand. His father was probably Joe Willie "Frost" James, who moved in with Leola, and so Elmore took this as his name. His parents adopted an orphaned boy at some point named Robert Holston.
Elmore began making music at the age of 12 using a simple one-string instrument ("diddley bow" or "jitterbug") strung up on a shack wall. As a teen he was playing at local dances under the names Cleanhead and Joe Willie James. His first marriage, circa 1942, was to Minnie Mae (whom he apparently never divorced).[citation needed] He subsequently married twice, to Georgianna Crump in 1947 and to a woman called Janice circa 1954. (Another reported marriage of Elmore to a Josephine Harris has been found to be a mistaken record of a different Elmore James.)
Christina Broom (28 December 1862 - 5 June 1939) was a British photographer, credited as "the UK's first female press photographer".
Born at 8 King's Road, Chelsea, London, the then-Christina Livingston married Albert Edward Broom (1864–1912) in 1889. In 1903, following the failure of the family ironmongery business and other business ventures, Broom borrowed a box camera and taught herself the rudiments of photography. She set up a stall in the Royal Mews at Buckingham Palace, selling postcards of photographs that she had taken. She maintained this stall from 1904 until 1930.
When the family moved to Burnfoot Avenue, Broom used the coal cellar as her dark room. She was assisted by her daughter Winifred, who had left school to assist her mother; Albert wrote the captions for the postcards in his neat script. The postcards sold well: in one night-time session Broom printed 1000.
Broom was appointed official photographer to the Household Division from 1904-1939 and had a darkroom in the Chelsea Barracks; she also took many photographs of local scenes, including those at the Palace, as well as The Boat Race and Suffragette marches.
[Chorus:]
When we leave the club they gon meet us at the room.(let do it)
When we hit the room ain't no tellin what we doin.(let do it)
Take a couple shots baby you know how we do it.(let do it)
I'm a hit you with that broom. [x2]
(let do it let do it)
[Gorilla Zoe:]
She asked me what a broomstick
I told her da dick.
She asked me what to do with it
And I told her to sit.(sit down)
She asked me will it hurt?
I said yea a little bit.
She say why you met with me?
And I told her because you thick.
If you wasent thick id probably be messing with your cousin bitch.
Think that yous a dime but to me you just another bitch.
Watch you do the duggy do tha duggie on my dicky dick.
Have her sayin give me one more chance I'm on some biggie shit.
Take that take that now I'm on dat diddy shit.
Knock that pussy out I'm on that new joc city shit.
She gobbled it she swallowed it she left me with no evidence.
Then she let my niggas hit on that lil kimmy shit
[Chorus:]
When we leave the club they gon meet us at the room.(let do it)
When we hit the room ain't no tellin what we doin.(let do it)
Take a couple shots baby you know how we do it.(let do it)
I'm a hit you with that broom.[x2]
(let do it let do it)
(it's Gucci baby)
[Gucci Mane:]
Go if baby wanna role with ceo den let her roll
If she wanna hoe den let her hoe
Shes a pro shes a nympho
A sex profesional
It's a 10-4
And I'm a try da put it in her throat
Nope... I'm not finna buy dat bitch a coat
Her pussy so wet it's like they pushed her off a boat
Quote... unquote
I'm fuckin all my fucks
I fucked up forty bitches den I stopped to get a smoke
She can't sing a lick but I made her hit da note
Da way I dropped da dick in her think that pussy broke
Five hoes down and I got one mo to go
And jus like david banner we can git it on da flo
It's Gucci
[Chorus:]
When we leave the club they gon meet us at the room.(let do it)
When we hit the room ain't no tellin what we doin.(let do it)
Take a couple shots baby you know how we do it.(let do it)
I'm a hit you with that broom.
[x2]
Get on your broom and leave the room
Cuz I just cannot see your face no more
Clap your hands, stamp your feet
To the rhythm of your broom and leave the room
Cuz I just cannot see your face no more ...
Get on your broom broom broom, witch!
Drivin' to the beach on a sunday afternoon,
I had my grandma in the back,
She nearly had a heartattack.
When she heard that song on the radio,
She just could not go slow
Cuz when she heard that tune she felt the beat real
soon.
Get on your broom and leave the room
Cuz I just cannot see your face no more
Clap your hands, stamp your feet
To the rhythm of your broom and leave the room
Cuz I just cannot see your face no more ...
Get on your broom broom broom, witch!
Comin' home at night, I nearly got into a fight
Cuz with my grandma in the back,
I nearly had a heartattack,
Cuz when she heard that song on the radio
She just would not lay low
Cuz when she heard that tune, she kept on singing too.
You know what see sang ...
Get on your broom and leave the room
Cuz I just cannot see your face no more
Clap your hands, stamp your feet
To the rhythm of your broom and leave the room
Cuz I just cannot see your face no more ...
Get on your broom broom broom, witch!
(spoken)
All the firls ing along ... la la la ...
Come on come on ... la la la ...
Come on come on ... la la la ...
And now the boys go ... la la la ...
Hah! ... la la la ...
Whoho ..
Get on your broom and leave the room
Cuz I just cannot see your face no more
Clap your hands, stamp your feet
To the rhythm of your broom and leave the room
Cuz I just cannot see your face no more ...
Get on your broom broom broom, witch!
Broom broom broom (x3)
Get on your broom and leave the room
Cuz I just cannot see your face no more
Clap your hands, stamp your feet
To the rhythm of your broom and leave the room
Cuz I just cannot see your face no more ...