Denver ( /ˈdɛnvər/) (Arapaho: Niinéniiniicíihéhe' ) is the largest city and the capital of the U.S. state of Colorado. As Denver County, it is the second most populous county in Colorado after El Paso County, which surpassed Denver County as of the 2010 Census. Denver is a consolidated city-county, located in the South Platte River Valley on the western edge of the High Plains just east of the Front Range of the Rocky Mountains. The Denver downtown district is located immediately east of the confluence of Cherry Creek with the South Platte River, approximately 12 miles (19 km) east of the foothills of the Rocky Mountains. Denver is nicknamed the Mile-High City because its official elevation is exactly one mile (1.6 km) or 5,280 feet (1,609.344 m) above sea level, which is defined by the elevation of the spot of a benchmark on the steps of the State Capital building. The elevation of the entire city ranges from 5,130 to 5,680 feet. The 105th meridian west of Greenwich passes through Union Station and is the temporal reference for the Mountain Time Zone.
Luke: Can you imagine being alone on your own pagan holiday?::Paul: Oh, that would be very disappointing.::Luke: Very disappointing.
[Woodrow exchanges gifts with Paul]::Paul: Well in that case, we would like to offer you this magazine.::Luke: And life after Armageddon destroys everyone else.
Meet the elusive Susie Bell
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Brad and Kate have been together three years, in love, having fun, doing all sorts of things together with no intention of marriage or children. Christmas morning, they're on their way to Fiji, having told their two sets of divorced parents that they're off to do charity work. Through a fluke, they have no choice but to visit each of their four idiosyncratic parents. As the day progresses, Brad and Kate remember growing up, each learns more about the other, and Kate realizes that her life may not be as good as it could be. Do they know each other well enough to weather the storms families bring?
Keywords: airline-employee, airport, airport-personnel, argument-between-couple, argument-in-car, baby, baby-vomiting, bouncy-castle, box-office-hit, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship
His father, her mother, his mother and her father all in one day.
Pour eux les fêtes sont un vrai cauchemar. (For them the holidays are a real nightmare.)
Connor: Do you know who I am?::Brad: What?::Connor: Google me bitch! I might be famous one day.
Howard: Boys, I don't want to speak ill of your mother on Christmas, but she's nothing but a common street whore.
Darryl: Look, Brad. I'm not trying to be your father, you already got one of those. I'm just hoping for a chance to be your friend.::Brad: You were my friend, Darryl. You were my best friend. We grew up together, we rode bikes together, we used to smell each others hands. But now you're sleeping with my mom and it's a little bit weird for me. Can you appreciate that?::Darryl: I never had a sexual thought about your mom until I was 30.::Brad: Can you leave it alone? You can't be my friend anymore. You can't be sleeping with my mom and still be my friend, ok?
Brad: My childhood was like the Shawshank Redemption, except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with!
Brad: I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a ten dollar spending cap.::Howard: Well, maybe if you came home more than once a decade, you'd know crap like that!
Howard: Your grandmother's boyfriend is a first-class ass sniffer! And you can tell him that I said so.
Gram-Gram: [Thinking of a non-material, spirtual Christmas gift] I could increase the frequency with which I pleasure Milt with my hands and with my mouth!
Kate: Cassie! That marker in your mouth, I peed on it!
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When Chris arrives at the village of T'boli in lake Sebu, South Cotabato, he thought he has left his dark recent past behind. He is working on commission as a video documentarist to make a profile on the women T'boli and their changing views on multiple marriages. The most affluent men, called Datu, marry more than once and each time pays dowry to the family of the women they marry. When a young T'boli woman, Ngapon, tells Chris that she wants to be free from a marriage that was set by her parents and to go to Manila, Chris begins to confront waht he left in the city. Like the proud Datu with many wives, Chris has Denver, a bronze skinned lover in Manila, who is proud of his relationships. Denver lives with Chris in an apartment as partners yet he still goes into sexual and emotional relationships with other men. Ngapon's quest for freedom becomes Chris journey to a very sad dark past.
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"Slow Down... You're Dating Too Fast!" is based on an age old conflict in three parts: How should men and women interact? What is the best way to actually ask someone out on a date? And then once you're there how should you act? Over the years there have been thousands and thousands of ways people have tried to get singles together. They tried everything from the, "I have a friend you should really meet" approach to today's latest fad, "Speed Dating." "Slow Down... You're Dating Too Fast!" will take a look at speed dating and couples who are just trying to find love in all of the wrong places.
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Young workers are dying because of a mysterious epidemic in a little village in Cornwall. Doctor Thompson is helpless and asks professor James Forbes for help. The professor and his daughter Sylvia travel to Thomson. Terrible things happen soon, beyond imagination or reality. Dead people are seen near an old, unused mine. Late people seem to live suddenly. Professor Forbes presumes that black magic is involved and someone has extraordinary power. He doesn't know how close he is: the dead become alive because of a magic voodoo-ritual, and so they must serve their master as mindless zombies...
Keywords: absolution, alcohol, bear, beheading, blonde, blood, brother, brunette, butler, candle
Only The Lord Of The Dead Could Unleash Them!
Sir James Forbes: I, I find all kinds of witchcraft slightly nauseating and this I find absolutely disgusting.
Sir James Forbes: Someone in this village is practicing witchcraft. That corpse wandering on the moors is an undead, a zombie.
Sir James Forbes: High-ate-ee is how he pronounces Haiti.
Sir James Forbes: "High-ate-ee" is how he pronounces Haiti.
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The Range Busters have been sent to Dry Gulch where a gang has been holding up stages and committing murder. Arriving, Dusty shoots the gun out of the hand of Decker. The two men them plan a showdown after Decker's hand heals. This gives the Range Busters time to prove that Decker and his men are the ones they want. When the appointed time arrives, Dusty goes off to face Decker who has hidden men in ambush.
Keywords: ambush, archive-footage, b-movie, b-western, bandit, barroom, bartender, brother-sister-relationship, cafe, challenge
THEIR NAMES SPELL TERROR FOR BANDITS! WARNING: Outlaws Who Don't Leave Town Will Be Carried Out! (original poster)
HOT LEAD IS THEIR LAW! Three fightin' fools clean up the black spot of the WEST! (original poster)
THEIR SIX-GUNS RULE THE RANGE! Three daredevils challenge the power of a kill-crazy bandit gang! (original poster)
WARNING! Outlaws Who Don't Leave Town Will Be Carried Out!
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Wanting the Lance ranch, Burkett kills Lance and brings in an imposter to pose as the heir Ken Lance. Ken learns of the plan, captures the imposter, and arrives posing as himself. In an ensuing gunfight a man is killed and Ken is in trouble when not only is he accused of the murder, but the imposter escapes and convinces the Sheriff he's the real Ken Lance.
Keywords: actor-shares-first-name-with-character, henchman, horse, impostor, lawyer, miner, postmaster, sheriff, tarzan-the-horse
The bright lights of Denver are shinin' like diamonds.
Like ten thousand jewels in the sky.
An' it's nobody's business where you're goin' or where you come from.
An' you're judged by the look in your eye.
She saw him, that evenin' in a tavern in town.
In a quiet little out of the way place.
An' they smiled at each other as he walked through the door.
An' they danced with their smiles on their faces.
(Come on big mule!)
I was drivin' a rig out o' Texas
All loaded an' bound for Cheyenne
Takin' my pleasures so freely
Just a good lovin' ramblin' man
I had a way with the ladies
Sweet Daddy was my middle name
Till I got to a place they called Denver
An' I ain't never been quite the same
I've been to Saint Louis an' Abilene
I've rambled through many a town
But I got me a woman in Denver, Lord
That's where I'm settlin' down
Well, I kissed her an' swore that I loved her
I told her some day she'd be mine
Then I laughed all the way back to Texas
Hah-hah, to think she'd believe that ol' line
Well, I got to pining for Denver
It's funny how things come to be
As I slipped the ring on her finger
Well, I knew that the laugh was on me
I've been to Saint Louis an' Abilene
I've rambled through many a town
But I got me a woman in Denver, Lord
That's where I'm settlin' down
Now all you young fellas take warning
You single men, run for your life
Be careful an' stay out o' Denver
Or else you'll wind up with a wife
You'll walk down the street unsuspectin'
An' you won't believe what you see
'Cause the prettiest girls live in Denver
Lord, you'll wind up happy, like me
I've been to Saint Louis an' Abilene
I've rambled through many a town
But I got me a woman in Denver, Lord
That's where I'm settlin' down
Got me a woman in Denver, Lord
I was never good at what I do
I'm not the one whose hurting you
I was always pushing the pram
So you could kiss the crosswalk man
Didn't mean to hurt anone at all
Didn't want to do anything at all
All, all.....
Didn't mean to hurt anone at all
Didn't want to do anything at all
All, all..... to, all, all....
Just slip and fall and get away
Never listen to what I say
We are so different, you're so blind
We pulled into Denver
As the sun was lightin' up the Rockies
Checked into a cheap hotel & fell asleep
Holdin' each other close
We just knew in our hearts
This had to be a new beginning
Well I guess it goes to show you
Just how li'l some people know
CHORUS:
The first year in Denver
We were as happy as we could be
The good times I remember
We loved & heard, heard lovin' free
But then she dropped me in Denver
So I know I had at least a mile to fall
Is there life after Denver?
Is there life after Colorado at all?
I crawled out of Denver
Moved a little higher in the rockies
Decided I would try my hand pickin' up
The pieces that she left
Lord, it didn't take long to realize
That higher ain't always better
& it's awful cold & lonely
When you're king of the mountain all by yourself
(chorus)
Lord, is there life after Denver?
We pulled into Denver, as the sun was lightin' up the Rockies
Checked into a cheap hotel and fell asleep, holdin' each other close
We just knew in our hearts this had to be a new beginning
Well, I guess it goes to show you just how li'l some people know
The first year in Denver, we were as happy as we could be
The good times I remember, we loved and heard, and heard lovin' free
But then she dropped me in Denver, so I know I had at least a mile to fall
Is there life after Denver? Is there life after Colorado at all?
I crawled out of Denver, moved a little higher in the Rockies
Decided I would try my hand, pickin' up the pieces that she left
And Lord, it didn't take long to realize that higher ain't always better
And it's awful cold and lonely when you're king of the mountain
All by yourself
The first year in Denver, we were as happy as we could be
The good times I remember, we loved and heard and heard lovin' free
But then she dropped me in Denver, so I know I had at least a mile to fall
Is there life after Denver? Is there life after Colorado at all?
You went up to Denver
To pursue your life and dreams
left me behind to count up the days
why should I be thinking of you
I was cursed to adore you
In my mind it's a load to bear
When deep inside I loathe to care
I am not going to sit here
and write to you
I will pursue my life and dreams right here