I get GUILT all the time! Here I reveal my sins at the Blackheath Rugby Club Disco and how that gets me bedded by a beautiful woman. In my guilt complex I describe the roles for Adele (the beautiful singer) David Bellamy and his bestial interests in the NATURIST sector and finally how much it costs to get a fling with a nurse in uniform. Oh I forgot the sporting interests that are the life of PAUL GASCOIGNE and LUTHER Blissett in Elton John's fudge packing Empire nr Watford. As one might expect the Rothschilds are the "SPONSORS" and I am guilty of deserting their profiteering master-plan in the issuance of STOCK market flotation scams that are the blight of the "prosperous world" & its Pension "funds". The Ponzis are run in multiple tiers out of st James' (also a non-existent joke in the new testament) with lots of jokes involving the named characters. There are massive CELEBRITY INTERLOCKS involving the DUKE OF WELLINGTON, SHINDLER, Coleman, and the pubs I used to drink in with my rugby playing SLAVES ALL TO THE ROTHSCHILDS Which takes us to their 150% ownership of the whole world, the 60,000% returns on the most vicious scams and the 1p investments that Bellamy makes.....COVERED UP by the nicknames of the ENGLISH owned river TWEED.....with some holdings in ZION. My fishing mentor was called PUZZLE but the rest of the crimes against the people, the workers, the savers and the pensioners many of whom risked their lives for THE PRIVATELY OWNED WAR CRIMES and CENTRAL BANKS to take away everybody's childrens future GLOBALLY. If you get guilt all the time on your lack of prowess in any of these sectors I find it ever so useful to listen to the songs of Lilly allen on the air ballons and wet patches.....and flagellation from a nurse in uniform may help but is not now available on the NHS. Actually it is SHAMEFUL OF ME to laugh and snigger at these vicious financial frauds and ultra expensive cover ups THEY ARE RUINING OUR WORLD and all of it through the British Owned islamic banks threatens us all with extinction for super-elite LIVES IN CRIME. Incedentally I complement the Jehovas but their place of worship was locked this morning. Bot the Catholics and St Andrew's are recruiting priests & Deacons pristesses and I have asked if I might get some Email addresses to apply directly to "GODS SPOKESPERSONS" IN SCOTLAND with all roads leading out of ROME. The prices at the forecourts are easy to explain like the GAZPROM scandals. At St Andrew's the innocent female newcomers wear WHITE but prudently I left early cos I was tempted to enquire about their links to HYMEN ROTHSCHILD in Cuba. AWE BLOW: the sun has gone in. PIPPA Middleton, might you give me a reference....the church of England has a long history in HUMAN RESOURCES being set aside in the CHURCHILL led holy wars and I noticed that the PASCAL candle at St andrew's seemed to be listing to the left....which made me think of PIPPA and the commoners. If any one can explain what a wet patch is, by the way, I would be eternally grateful and I haven't got a clue about the Gspot puzzle either. Did you know that St Abb's miracle was that she was able to keep her virginity against all the odds and the new vicaress at St Andrew's is to cross her legs and think of ENGLAND from Duns where the Blackadder team is always a threat to the innocents who Grace the pulpits from Dibley to MECCA. At St Andrews they are really hot on current affairs and one assumes that the Quake in Nepal is something to do with the LIFE OF BRIAN BLESSED......and his huffing and puffing. Adele, if it was you,....I will do anything I can to be given a second chance and I can advise on how to make a small fortune out of my stocks of KY Jelly. At the church of Scotland the Irish GP has been disappeared but they get tax free trips to distant continents and I am led to believe that the DISCO at Blackheath may soon be listed as a World Heritage Site......and its closest rival is East Facing Morningside in Edinburgh. I am dead keen to try my charms on the enchanting ms Hanadiv Rothschild but in church everybody is lined up to be shot at and one finds it prudent to watch your back THE FIVE ARROWS ARE NOW EVERYWHERE and nobody gets a life. Anyway this is LONG like those 7 year famines and pay freezes so please be aware that your fortune teller may be an insider and your stocks might rise and fall like the ships run by the pirates of the caribean and the MAFIAS in Bellamy's CLOSE CIRCLE OF FRIENDS. Pippa and the Duchess I have two guitars in my garage and I have nothing but time......can either of you do FRENCH?

• published: 26 Apr 2015
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