Famous quotes by Tim Conway:

"Instantly, there was a click. He's the best straight man. There was not a lot of editing or a laugh track, so we would either get laughs or you would hear the air conditioner."

"Whoa, is this going to hurt. Look at that picture."

"We have encountered a situation that wasn't expected in the work plan (for this site). We have asked GE to evaluate it."

"You know how you tell your dog, stay? You are not controlling him,"

"Private Eyes."

"The Steve Allen Show."

"This is not the big bad wolf syndrome. They're an integral part of Pennsylvania right now."

"They've been known to enjoy a cat meal now and then, and there are a lot of stray cats out there."

"This habitat is ideal for them. There's enough food, shelter and water to sustain a natural population."

"I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew."

"If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life."

"Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets."

"I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say we're about as close as you can get to being a comedy team."

"Harvey never had an original idea or thought in his life. I was out wandering around the country doing charity benefits, mainly, when I asked him to come along."

"As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism. You know making someone laugh is a much better way to solve a problem than by using your fists."

"We kept a broad audience, and we didn't make fun of people who had necessarily made mistakes in their life and burned them to the ground. We made fun of a commercial or a movie or ourselves."

"You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. That's why I put Don in several of my movies."

"At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses. So there wasn't much of a future in it."

"Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with."

"Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face."