Plot
GreasePaint is a documentary film by Daniel Espeut that follows Joey Thurmond and his family as they travel around the country performing the art of American circus clowning. The movie resurrects the dying art of clowning demonstrated by Joey's love for the craft and makes sure that people see the human side of clowning. While the over-arching story focuses on Joey and his ability to balance the business and family life, the viewer also hears from circus performers, old and new, discussing the positive and negative connotations that people have of clowns. Having started the clowning full time, Joey Thurmond has put his life savings and police pension into his ultimate passion. He overhauls the new show completely with a new background, traveling set, and living quarters. The family starts the year not knowing whether they will have enough money to make it back home from the road. His wife, Jamie, manages a lot of the day to day affairs and keeps the peace in the family. Joey's son, Tyler, weighs his options of staying with the business or pursuing his own dreams. Hernan Colonia, a late-comer to the show works on adjusting to his new surroundings and unfortunate immigration situation. The movie is a glimpse into a year of traveling in the most significant and dynamic year in the business' history while examining the clowning world as a whole. The audience sees the backstories of quite a few of the characters including Joey's rise from professional wrestler, to police officer, to clown. It is about the love of a family and how they manage to live and work together 24 hours a day while following their circus dreams.
Keywords: circus, clown, family-life, on-the-road, traveling-show
A family risks everything to follow a dream.
The funny business is a serious business.
Plot
The unveiling of Dr. Jacob Pendelton's newest product, ShamPube, becomes a blistering catastrophe when it transforms the Slutton residents into "humping" zombies. Now, it's up to an infomercial king, a used car salesman, four friends, and an array of peculiar townsfolk to join forces and stop the invasion. Prepare for the rise of Mourning Wood!
They're not that kind of ZOMBIE!
Plot
About 25 years ago an unholy child was born in an ancient noble family. The parents were the mother and son of the family. The goal was to create the perfect daughter, but instead she gave birth to a monster! The son, whose only interest are rabbits, called the monster Bunny Man, and placed him in a hole in the woods. He supplied his son with food and rabbits, to play with. Unfortunately, the lack of human contact made him violent, and his rabbits died when during his so called games. One day the son forgets to lock the hole and Bunny Man suddenly finds himself free, in a world he's never seen and doesn't understand. At the same time, a group of kids arrive at a cabin in the woods to throw a party. Kids that, to an untrained eye, seem quite similar to rabbits...
Keywords: black-humor, blood, cross-dresser, dark-road, decapitation, inbreeding, murder, rabbit, rip-off, slasher
Mute. Stupid. Violent.
Plot
Two religious maniacs, Judas (played by Terrence Fleming) and Corned Beef (played by Eric Hammer), are visited by two aliens, Madeline Virbasius and Dion. Virbasius, dressed as the Virgin Mary, tells the two to kill people for Jesus and to drain the puss from their heads and bring it back to them. Fleming and Hammer set out to bring "the Virgin Mary" back as much puss back as possible in a bucket (hence the title).
Keywords: alien, cannibalism
Plot
Five tales of terror are presented. The first deals with a demented old man returning from the grave to get the Father's Day cake his murdering daughter never gave him. The second is about a not-too-bright farmer discovering a meteor that turns everything into plant-life. The third is about a vengeful husband burying his wife and her lover up to their necks on the beach. The fourth is about a creature that resides in a crate under the steps of a college. The final story is about an ultra-rich businessman who gets his comeuppance from cockroaches.
Keywords: actual-animal-killed, adultery, alcohol, animated-sequence, anthology, antiseptic, aquarium, attack, back-from-the-dead, based-on-comic
From the Masters of Terror and the Macabre... (George A. Romero & Stephen King) [UK Cinema Poster]
The Most Fun You'll Ever Have... BEING SCARED!
Five Jolting Tales of Horror!
Jolting Tales of Horror!
[enters a darkened kitchen]::Richard Grantham: Are we conserving energy?
Doctor: This is going to be extremely painful, Mr. Verrill!
Jordy: Oh, Jordy Verrill, you lunkhead!
Richard Vickers: Come on Harry, the maiden fair waits for her knight in shining corduroy.
Jordy Verrill: Meteor shit!
Jordy: That's a meteor. I'll be dipped in shit if that ain't a meteor!
Nathan Grantham: [beginning of a flashback sequence] Where's... my cake? I... want... my... cake! Where's my cake, Bedelia? Where's my Father's Day cake? I want my cake you dirty BITCH! I'm going to have it!::Nathan Grantham: [Nathan clacking his cane, bellowing] BEDELIA! It's Father's Day! Where's my cake? You promised me my cake! Bedelia, I'm your father and you're supposed to be taking care of me!::Bedelia Grantham: [distressed, almost driven to the point of madness] I DON'T HEAR YOU! I SAID I DON'T HEAR YOU!::Nathan Grantham: BEDELIA, YOU BITCH! What do you think I've got you here for? You're just like all the others - you're nothing but a bunch of VULTURES!::[Bedelia is in a highly distressed state, almost driven to the point of madness now]::Nathan Grantham: [still clacking his cane, the clacking sound has been slowly intensifying] BEDELIA! WHERE'S MY FATHER'S DAY CAKE?::Bedelia Grantham: [Bedelia picks up the marble ashtray and lifts it above her head, her father looking up at her in terror] HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!::Bedelia Grantham: [Bedelia bashes her father's head in with the marble ashtray, killing him instantly].
Charlie Gereson: [Professor Stanley tells Charlie about the creature in the crate] Pretty far out, Professor Stanley...::Professor Dexter Stanley: It's true! It's true - I swear it's true! We got to get Campus Security...::Charlie Gereson: [Charlie cuts him off] Campus Security's no good! If I'm having trouble swallowing this one, what the fuck are THEY going to think?::Professor Dexter Stanley: [calming down]... I don't know... what they'd think...::Charlie Gereson: They'd think you'd been off on a hell of a toot. No, they'd think we'd BOTH been off on a hell of a toot, and got to seeing Tasmanian devils instead of pink elephants.::Charlie Gereson: [Charlie decides to go downstairs to investigate] I think I'll just go down and see how the land lays...::Professor Dexter Stanley: [in a panic] It may be OUT!::Charlie Gereson: [complacent] Oh, I uh - I doubt that.::Professor Dexter Stanley: CHARLIE!::Charlie Gereson: Be right back, Professor Stanley!
Wilma Northrup: I mean, some of these so-called academics make the shark in "Jaws" look like fuckin' Flipper!
Upson Pratt: What the fuck? Another son of a bitchin' blackout! If it was MY power company, this would never happen...
Garfield: [after rudely waking Jon up] Good morning sunshine. Welcome to another fun-filled day with your favorite pet.
Garfield: [Odie barks and scares Garfield] Good morning, Odie. You're not gonna to live to see your next birthday, you know that don't you? I hate dogs. [sighs] Well, as long as I'm up, as may as well have breakfast.
Jon Arbuckle: What would you like for breakfast, Garfield?::Garfield: Oh, a cup of coffee, Danish, morning paper.::Jon Arbuckle: OK, one bowl of catfood coming right up.::Garfield: Nobody listens anymore.
Hubert: [on the phone] Hello, City Pound? This is Hubert on Main Street; I've got a couple of customers for you.::[bellows]::Hubert: Send a truck right over!::[truck promptly pulls up]::Hubert: What took you so long?::[bellows again]::Hubert: Get that cat and that dog, and take them away!
Jon Arbuckle: I'm so happy to own a cat.
Garfield: Show me a good mouser, and I'll show you a cat with bad breath.
Jon Arbuckle: Where's Odie? He didn't come back with you?::Garfield: [does a complicated pantomime explaining that Odie was taken to the pound]::Jon Arbuckle: You got fleas or something?::Garfield: [grabs Jon's face] What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Garfield: I'm bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I'm bored... that's it! I'm going down to the City Pound, and I'm gonna break Odie outta there! Look out, Pound, here comes Garfield!
Garfield: [playing with the food] No sweat, 'Sarge, I'll take that machine gun nest out with my trusty bazooka here!::[switch]::Garfield: So this is what it feels like to be potato salad, yuck!::[switch]::Garfield: Rhett, Rhett, whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go?::[switch]::Garfield: Take me to your leader, earthling, or I'll atomize your face, heh heh!
Hubert: Reba! Reba! That cat and dog are in my yard again! Where's my stick?::Reba & Skinny: It's right beside you where you always keep it, dear.::Hubert: I know that! [Reba exits into the house]::[picks up his stick and turns to Garfield and Odie]::Hubert: [gently] Come here kitty, come here doggy, I want to pet you...::[harshly]::Hubert: with my stick!::[swings his stick at them repeatedly, misses and instead brings a hanging plant down on his head; Garfield and Odie give each other fives]::Reba & Skinny: [reentering the porch] Well, just look at you, Hubert, potted again!::[laughs]::Hubert: Dagnabbit Reba, can't you see I've been assaulted by those pesky varmits? Bring me the phone!::[to Garfield and Odie]::Hubert: You've done it this time! I'm gonna fix your wagon once and for all!
Plot
Libbie is assigned to her paper's sexual advice column, "Dear Collete". She is taking over the job of Harry a crusty old journalist who shows her the pro's and cons of the job while running on a tight deadline to get the column finished for the morning's paper. During the course of the evening they reply to a wide variety of sexual experiences submitted by the readers, some these include, sex in a threesome at a drive-in theatre, sex in a gymnasium, and sex in a library where the "Silence Please" sign gives the male librarian an advantage over the female readers.
Keywords: adult-humor, bare-breasts, bikini, black-panties, blow-job, blue-panties, bra, breast-suckling, breasts, camp
Fluffy may refer to:
Fluffy may also refer to:
Gabriel J. Iglecias (born July 15, 1976), known professionally as Gabriel Iglesias, is an American standup comedian and actor, known for his shows I'm Not Fat… I’m Fluffy and Hot & Fluffy. He employs storytelling, effected voices and sound effects in his act, whose other trademarks include references to his weight and his use of Hawaiian shirts. He has been called a "comedy genius" by Hector Saldaña of the San Antonio Express-News.
Gabriel Iglesias was born Gabriel J. Iglecias in San Diego, California. He is of Mexican-American heritage. His mother placed a letter "c" in his surname in retaliation for his father's absence during his birth, though he does not use this spelling in his every day life, preferring to use the one with the "s". He and his mother lived in Riverside, Corona, Santa Ana, Baldwin Park and Compton before settling in Long Beach, where Iglesias spent most of his life growing up.
Before going into comedy, Iglesias worked for a cell phone company in Los Angeles. Although his family urged him to remain in that job for its financial security, he insisted on trying his hand at comedy. When maintaining both occupations proved too difficult to handle, he decided to take the risk of doing comedy full time, against the advice of his mother, who cautioned him against such a move. Iglesias nonetheless left the phone company, which eventually resulted in his being evicted from his home and losing his car. Despite this, he persisted with comedy.
Arsenio Hall (born February 12, 1956) is an American actor, comedian, and former talk show host. He is best known for hosting The Arsenio Hall Show.
Hall is also known for his appearance as Alan Thicke's sidekick on the talk show, Thicke of the Night. He was the winning contestant on NBC's reality show, Celebrity Apprentice 5, after defeating singer and American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken in the Celebrity Apprentice live finale.
Arsenio was born in Cleveland, Ohio, the son of Fred and Anne Hall. His father is a Baptist minister. Hall performed as a magician when he was a child. He graduated from Warrensville Heights High School in Warrensville Heights, Ohio in 1973. After he graduated, he attended Ohio University, where he was on the speech team with Nancy Cartwright and Leon Harris. He then transferred to and graduated from Kent State University.
He later moved to Chicago, and then Los Angeles, to pursue a career in comedy, making a couple of appearances on Soul Train. In 1984, he was the announcer/sidekick for Alan Thicke during the short-lived talk show Thicke of the Night (a role for which he has on occasion noted his confusion with Monty Hall). Arsenio was the original voice of Winston Zeddemore in the cartoon The Real Ghostbusters from 1986–1987. In 1988, he co-starred in the comedy film Coming to America with Eddie Murphy.
Fluffy, furry buddy
Chewed his leg on the porch
Why¹d you do it Fluffy
On the porch?
Good dog Fluffy
Old friend, my pal
Fluffy¹s got his buddy
On the porch
Penny, she's my girlie
She sits here with me, on the porch
Oh Penny looks so pretty
On the porch
Penny takes Fluffy for a walk out
On the path
And Fluffy chases the other doggies
On the path
The pig says to Penny
"Get Fluffy back on the porch"
So me and Fluffy and Penny
A three headed dog!
A three headed dog!
Oh my God, a three headed dog!
Look at its snot!
Look at it sail!
It's flying off from its face without fail!
A three headed dog!
A three headed dog!
[Space Ghost]
Okay, who let a fluffy?
[Zorak]
Fluffy?
[Space Ghost]
It's mighty smelly in here.
Zorak, did you let a fluffy?
[Zorak]
What are you talking about?
[Space Ghost]
Come on, you know what fluffies are.
[Zorak]
Is that like a pootie?
[Space Ghost]
What's a pootie?
[Zorak]
You know...pootie.
Poooo-teee.
[Space Ghost]
No, I don't think so.
I swear somebody let a fluffy.
[Brak]
Shew!!!
He's gotta feel sweet inside
The spark hits
And his mouth is dry
It doesn't matter 'cause he's feeling high
But his eyes are streaming
[Chorus]
Spiral ride, nauseous tide
Brain fried, pupils wide
He's gotta have
He's gotta have
Psycho fudge
All the words he speaks are lies
The spark hits
He's no longer shy
His forehead's frowning, but he says he's fine
Cause the nectar's dripping
[Chorus]
Just one more little line
A little edge
Helps him lose time
Nothing matters except the next high
But his nose is bleeding
Nothing
I've set my house on fire
I've gone out in drag
And I've split the atom
I've crashed the hardest diamond
I've drunk the deepest sea
I've rocketed to Uranus
[Chorus]
And now there's
Nothing anymore
Nothing makes me
Happy anymore
Nothing (x6)
Makes me happy anymore
I ate my bed and breakfast
I've turned my red cells blue
And I've chilled the Arctic
I've jumped off a building
And I've flown home
I ran away to Mexico
Woke up in a bed of vomit
I think I hate myself
Woke up in a bed of vomit
I lost my pink wig and I'm in hell
Chorus
Don't tell me
Don't tell me
What I did last night
Don't tell me
Don't tell me
What I said last night 'cause
Everything's not alright
Woke up in a bed of vomit
My head hurts, I wanna die
Woke up in a bed of vomit
The low just isn't worth the high
Chorus
1st verse repeated
Don't tell me
Don't tell me
What I did last night
Don't tell me
Don't tell me
What I said last night
Chorus
Slut angel selling acid punch
Dominatrix with a submissive glance
Botticelli with a tattooed bust
Chorus
She tried as hard as she could
But not as hard as he thinks she should
So she's a
Crossdresser
He'll never possess her
Crossdresser
Deceit under pressure
And when she was bad
She was very, very bad
And when she was good
She was horrid
He's so embarrassed when she lets herself go
So she acts like a good girl, puts on a show
All this pretence leaves them both feeling low, but
Chorus
1st verse repeated
She tried as hard as she could
But not as hard as he thinks she should
So she's a
Crossdresser
He'll never possess her
Crossdresser
Deceit under pressure
And when she was bad
She was very, very bad
So she's a
Crossdresser
He'll never possess her
Crossdresser
Deceit under pressure
And when she was bad
She was very, very bad
And when she was good
She was horrid
Yeh cross dresser
I gave him head
On his teenage bed
Didn't want to
But I never said
Chorus
His strawberry flavour words
Are turning me, drawing me
I wake up feeling cheap
And beginning to bleed
And I don't know how, and I don't know why
I feel so cheap
Wanna please
But begin to freeze
Can't wait to go
Chance I gotta seize
Chorus
In his Ford
Feeling clawed
My bleeding
Makes me feel whored
Chorus x 2
1st verse repeated
Black eye
You will never see me cry
You will never see me cry
You will never see me cry
You will never see me cry
[Chorus]
I'm gonna leave you, I'm gonna leave you
When I get the strength to
I'm gonna leave you, I'm gonna leave you
When I get the strength to
Black Eye
I need sometime to find out why
I need sometime to find out why
I need sometime to find out why
I need sometime to find out why
[Chorus]
I'm gonna leave you, I'm gonna leave you
When I get the strength to
I'm gonna leave you, I'm gonna leave you
Now I've got the strength to
I don't need you, I don't need you
Now I'm gonna leave you
I don't need you, I don't need you
Now I'm gonna leave you
Black Eye
Want you to apologize
Don't want you to apologize
Don't want you to apologize
Don't want you to apologize
Don't want you to apologize
Don't want you to apologize
Cause you will never see me cry
You will never see me cry
You will never see me cry
You will never see me cry
Your turn away
Resentfully
I take no blame
For my vulgarity
[Chorus]
You're choking as you try to laugh
You're vomiting up cream
And with a kiss you cut my tongue
I've lost my voice to scream
Give it back to me
I'm not as drunk as I seem
I can't scream
You walk away
Whilst they whore me
Taking no blame
Full of jealousy
Give it back to me
I'm not as drunk as I seem
You filled my lungs with Kerosine
And now you've raped my voice to scream
I can't scream
1st verse repeated
[Chorus]
Give it back to me
I'm not as drunk as I seem
[Chorus]
Give it back to me
I'm not as drunk as I seem
You filled my lungs with Kerosine
And now you've raped my voice to scream
I'm not as drunk as I seem
I'm not as drunk as I seem
You filled my lungs with Kerosine
I want to be your lush
Your little bit of fluff
Lock me in a cage
Don't want to act so tough
Tie me down, honey
Make me feel secure
Bliss me up, baby
For you I will be pure
Chase me
Catch me
Possess me
I want to be your lush
I want to be your kitten
Caress my fur
Suffocate me with a whisper
Hear me purr
Tie me down, honey
Make me feel secure
Bliss me up, baby
For you I will be pure
Chase me
Catch me
Possess me
I want to be your lush
Drown me in your lust
I want to be your lush
I want to be your strawberry
Devour my flesh
Taste my sickly sweetness
Sweeter than the rest
Tie me down, honey
Make me feel secure
Bliss me up, baby
For you I will be pure
Chase me
Catch me
Possess me
I want to be your lush
Drown me in your lust
Your little bit of fluff
I want to be your...
I want to be your...
See her sitting on the tube, her lips about to speak.
She wants to tell him everything, she feels so guilty and
so cheap.
But don't you ever tell, he'll make your life a sick
hell,
But don't you ever tell you may burst and you may swell
but,
Deny everything, never confess,
Deny everything, truth never should undress.
They go walking in the park, accusations move the trees,
Her secret so wants to depart, begging you please tell
him please.
But don't you ever tell, he'll make your life a sick
hell,
But don't you ever tell you may burst and you may swell
but,
Deny everything, never confess, deny everything
Truth never should undress.
But don't you ever tell, he'll make your life a sick
hell,
But don't you ever tell you may burst and you may swell
but,
Deny everything, never confess, deny everything
Truth never should undress.
Who do you think you're kidding?
They're not staring at you
Your ego's bigger than Jesus
They don't care about you
Cosmetic Dog
Why do you want to demean me?
I've done nothing to you
You seem to want something from me
You're not getting it though
Cosmetic Dog
How come you're always so nasty?
You'll get nowhere like that
Behind you, everyone's laughing
Your attitude's grown so fat
Cosmetic Dog
1st verse repeated
Cosmetic Dog x 3
I don't even know myself
Everything I think is you
I don't even take a breath
Until you've told me to
Chorus
My lie is true, My lie is true
It is I swear to you
My lie is true, My lie is true
It is I swear to you
You don't want to
You don't want to see me crawl
Do you know how hard I try
To never let you see me cry
I seem to have too much control
and now I feel cold
Chorus
I don't want to
I don't want to
I don't want to want to want to
I don't want you
I don't want you
I don't want you want you want you
You don't want to
You don't want to see me crawl
And I don't even know myself
Every thought I think is you
I don't even take a breath
Until you have told me to
Chorus
You don't want to
You don't want to see me crawl
No, you don't want to
No, you don't want to see me crawl
Dirty old bird
Drunk again
No use for her
Spit on her, then
Turn her over
Once again
Dirty old bird
Drunk again
Hold her down now
Hit the bitch
She'll make no sound
Dirty ol bird
Lost again
No way forward
Beat her up, then
Turn her over
Once again
Dirty old bird
Drunk again
Hold her down now
She's a whore
There's no one around
1st verse repeated
Hold her down now
Hit the bitch
She'l make no sound
Turn her over
Once again
Dirty old bird
Drunk again
Hold her down now
She's a whore
There's no one around
He doesn't like the colour of your hair
When you get in put back on your underwear
He thinks you look fat in that dress
The truth is he doesn't want you to effervesce
Chorus
So you do waht he says but you're hating inside
You do what he says but you're waiting inside
He doesn't have to wear a ring
Your girlfriends know you better than him
He tells you you're a bitch, you've begun to believe him
You never did marry, aren't you living in sin?
Now you're wearing a see through dress
He'd kill you if he knew but you couldn't care less
Chorus
1st verse repeated
So you do what he says but you're hating inside
You do what he says but you're waiting inside
So you do wht he says but you're hating inside
You do what he says but you're waiting inside
Chorus
You've got so many fans
they love you not your backing band
You're so fantastic, in fact you're great
Oh yeah, don't take of those shades
Chorus
Too famous
Las Vegas
Too famous
The women throw themselves at you
They're so many what can you do?
When the kids scream there is a racket
You've got a magnificent packet
Chorus
No one washes the place you kiss
Cause you're on God's holy list
You are a horizontal hoover
Shake those hips you little mover
Chorus
1st verse repeated
Chorus x 2
Dirty old bird
Drunk again
No use for her
Spit on her, then
Turn her over
Once again
Dirty old bird
Drunk again
Hold her down now
Hit the bitch
She'll make no sound
Dirty ol bird
Lost again
No way forward
Beat her up, then
Turn her over
Once again
Dirty old bird
Drunk again
Hold her down now
She's a whore
There's no one around
1st verse repeated
Hold her down now
Hit the bitch
She'l make no sound
Turn her over
Once again
Dirty old bird
Drunk again
Hold her down now
She's a whore
There's no one around
Overwhelmed, savage sculpture
Vibrating scream, eat me like a vulture
Burns me up quickly, can't slow down
Need to get higher where I can't be found
Chorus
Got reach my super climax
Although the pleasure gives me pain
I'm shooting, shooting to a hypersonic plane
Yeah baby
Hypersonic, oh yeah
Gotta thrust further, gotta touch the cream
On ice sculpture with its sparkling gleam
Melts me quickly, can't slow down
Need to get higher where I can't be found
Chorus
1st verse repeated
Chorus
This is sick!
There comes the man
With the next shot
Hours of pain
It’s all I’ve got
This is sick!
Used till useless
For the fash
Then we’re disposed off
Like we’re trash
This is sick!
They made it save
Just for you
But what really happened
You haven’t got a clue