Serena Jameka Williams (born September 26, 1981) is an American professional tennis player and a former world no. 1. The Women's Tennis Association has ranked her world no. 1 in singles on five separate occasions. She became the world no. 1 for the first time on July 8, 2002 and regained this ranking for the fifth time on November 2, 2009. She is the only female player to have won over $35 million in prize money.
Her 27 Grand Slam titles places her ninth on the all-time list: 13 in singles, 12 in women's doubles, and 2 in mixed doubles. She is the most recent player, male or female, to have held all four Grand Slam singles titles simultaneously and only the fifth woman in history to do so. She was also the first woman, along with sister Venus Williams, to hold all four Grand Slam doubles titles simultaneously since Martina Hingis did so in 1998. Her 13 Grand Slam singles titles is sixth on the all-time list. Williams ranks fourth in Grand Slam women's singles titles won during the open era, behind Steffi Graf (22 titles) and Chris Evert and Martina Navratilova (18 titles each). She has won more Major titles in singles, doubles, and mixed doubles than any other active player, male or female.
Plot
All the best game show parodies of Saturday Night Live come together in this video that features such hilarious game shows as Old French Whore, Sucker Punches, Jeopardy 1999!, Celebrity Jeopardy, Bensonhurst Dating Game, and much more! With hosts like Will Ferell, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman, Dana Carvey, Tom Hanks, Mike Myers, Billy Crystal, Bill Murray, Gilda Radner, Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, Joe Pesci, Chris Rock, Adam Sandler and many more!
Keywords: celebrity-impersonation, fictional-game-show, insult, sketch-comedy, spoof, stupidity
[the catagory is Famous Titles]::Sean Connery: I'll take Famous Titties for $200.
Alex Trebek: Well that's it for Celebrity Jeopardy! I'm going home and putting a gun in my mouth.
Adam Sandler: [singing] Robert DeNiro/Bela Lugosi/Snuffalupagus and Parker Posey.
Alex Trebeck: Mr. Reynolds, it's your board, pick a category.::Burt Reynolds: I'll take the dog one.::Alex Trebeck: Alright, words that rhyme with dog for 400. And the answer is 'It's been a "Hard Days Night" I should be sleeping like a "this".' Burt Reynolds::Burt Reynolds: Chinese whore.::Alex Trebeck: No. John Travolta.::John Travolta: Chinese whore doesn't rhyme with dog.::Alex Trebeck: That's why it was a wrong answer. Mr. Keaton.::Michael Keaton: I am Batman.::Alex Trebeck: No, you are not.
[during Final Jeopardy category of "Write any number"]::Alex Trebek: Let's go to Sean Connery and his response was "Below". That's not a number. How much did you risk? "me Trebek!" "Below me Trebek, Below me Trebek". I don't get it.::Sean Connery: Neither did your mother last night, Trebek.
Alex Trebek: This is a video Daily Double.::Ricky Martin: [film clip of Ricky Martin singing "Hot, Hot, Hot!" while holding a tea cup] In this cup is some hot tea! Watch! [takes sip] Yow! So the answer is: is the tea HOT, HOT, HOT or cold? HOT, HOT, HOT, or cold? Come on! HOT HOT HOT!::Alex Trebek: [nobody rings in] None of you know if the hot tea is hot or cold? [Keanu Reeves rings in] Yes, thank God, Keanu Reeves.::Keanu Reaves: Is it ICED tea?::Alex Trebek: No, it is hot tea!::Keanu Reaves: Well then I have no idea.
Alex Trebek: Alright Adam Sandler, you wrote down; 'Abbie Doobie'.::Adam Sandler: [Incoherently] Abie Doobie da, wooloola wooloola ah oole boole.::Alex Trebek: I feel like I want to punch you.
Alex Trebek: Before we begin our Double Jeopardy round, I want to ask our contestants once again, please refrain from using ethnic slurs.