Andrew Kelly (born 9 January 1984 in Stockton-on-Tees) is an English football player who currently plays for Landskrona in Sweden.
He made his debut for Landskrona in the local derby against Helsingborgs IF in 2005. A classic match for all Landskrona supporters since the game ended with a 4–3 win, and a score in the 93rd minute.
On 16 May 2009, it was announced that he would leave the club, moving back to England.
Plot
Uncanny is a three part thriller with strong Christian undertones. The actors Andre Congo, Jay Allen, Courtney Nichole Michael Howard, David Phillips, Renee' Warren-Peoples, Tarjatta Rose, Michael Gladden, Icis Ajee' and Jeannie Chait stars as citizens of a fictional strange town called Uncanny, located in a small rural part of Pennsylvania. This mysterious town takes it's residents through turmoil and chaos while many more try to find themselves home to reality. The three stories are as follows: A story of rage becoming strange bedfellows for a unsuspecting angry wife. After the fight with her husband she falls asleep and she finds out that her husband next to her is actually something turned to her worst nightmare. A newly engaged wife meets a visitor who cheated his destiny and now wants to cheat her destiny. And the last story is about a wife and her hatred towards her husband's battle with infidelity. Through uncanny change of events the wife is trapped into a whirlwind of mayhem as she finds the courage to fight the demons encouraging her to campaign revenge against her husband.
Plot
Samir Horn is a former soldier, a devout Muslim, and U.S. citizen in the Middle East selling bomb detonators to Islamic radicals. He joins their cause as both the FBI and a rogue CIA agent track him. Horn escapes a Yemeni prison, goes underground in France where he proves his abilities, and is sent to the United States to choreograph a simultaneous and multiple terror attack. Will the intelligence agencies talk to each other, and can Horn be stopped?
Keywords: aerial-shot, ak-47, alcohol, basketball-game, battering-ram, beret, boeing-737, boeing-747, bomb, bombing
The only person he can trust is himself.
The truth is complicated.
Omar: It's true what they say. War is the lesser Jihad. To overcome temptation, to live rightly, that is the great Jihad.::Samir Horn: And is that what we've been doing? Did you ever ask yourself that?
Samir Horn: The truth is complicated.
Max Archer: [to Clayton] Look, you gotta be shittin' me. The US is gonna be attacked today and we just arrived at the ass end of Canada.
Samir Horn: Oh I'm a terrorist ?::Roy Clayton: I don't know you tell me , you've been selling them explosives.::Samir Horn: Oh I sell to who can afford to buy it... like the US Government.::Max Archer: Only ours don't kill innocent people::Samir Horn: Oh yeah they do genius, people just usually have darker skin
Samir Horn: [Regretting killing 2 innocent people] Allahom Eghferly... Allahom Eghferly ! (Oh Allah, Please forgive me!)
Samir Horn: You know that the Qu'ran says that if you kill an innocent person it's as if you've killed all mankind?::Roy Clayton: It also says that if you save a life its like you've saved all mankind... You're a hero Samir.
Samir Horn: If a man hasn't found something he's willing to die for, he isn't fit to live.
Max Archer: [Referring to the bomber captured in Spain] This guy's gotta be in a state of shock. He planned on waking up in Paradise to 72 virgins. Blow yourself up to get laid, this is gotta be some crazy s**t!::Roy Clayton: Where I grew up the Klan burned crosses in front of people's houses and called it Christianity. Then my daddy and the folks from the church would drive over and put them out. Seems every religion has more than one face.
Samir Horn: [defying FBI agents] The only difference between you and him is he *knows* he's an asshole.
Roy Clayton: [lecture about punching detainee] You get a suspect to talk to you by pushing his buttons, not by letting him push yours. Nobody ever teach you that?
Plot
A behind the scenes look at the lives of a squad of professional cheerleaders, all from diverse backgrounds with the same dream: to escape their mundane existences in exchange for the spotlight... So Here comes a whole new season of drama...
Keywords: one-word-title
eureka, eureka, eureka, the cheaper alternative
let's steal now, let's steal now, let's steal from the fashions with a [not to kill]
a [dealing, a dealing], a blow job for every corporate executive
a-when the lights go out it's you and [palace seats at home ]and turns around
you'll be there in your dressing-gown and sowing all the seams
be a [summer toth bath] 'cos you've gotta go free, you've got a backstage pass so you're V.I.P.
I bet you're happy right now but where will you be
when they ask you to beg for the cash you demand and you wake at a song 'cos it's all second-hand
so bleed it, so bleed it, so bleed like you need it, your free 60 seconds of fame
[they've seen it, they've seen it, they've seen all of bleed on the back of] again
but if you miss something don't look around there ain't no time you're losing ground
they own your flesh by pound by pound those cunts you chose to leave
CHORUS:
(it's) the cheapest thrill, and it's the quickest meal, try underkill
it's the cheapest thrill, it's the quickest meal
try underkill (x4)
(x2)
it's the cheapest thrill, and it's the quickest meal, try underkill
([a-when you don't keep still] try underkill) (x12)
I'll do anything, a-just as long as I feel
[we'll be big, tall, Nelson, live to fame]
be a rock'n'roll star [but a formula laid]
[we'll be big, tall, Nelson, live to fame]
and let's split, with the cash
(we only did it 'cos we're broke...)
"Here acours the shocking and frighting history, of the one Prince Dracula; I impaled people most of them, boiled their heads in a kettle, I skinned them alive and hacked them to peices then drank their blood... year Dracul The Blood Is The Life..."
*The sound of rain falling and a devil like voice laughing*
A man is heard running and breathing fast
Scared Man: Damn! Wha...
The running gets faster, the man is breathing faster, and he sounds
terrified. The devil's laughing is getting much louder
There is the sound of things being knocked over as if the man is trying
to hide and everything is in his way
Scared Man: What you want man? What you want from me?
Devil: Your soul!
Les prometemos que en este disco
no usaremos malas palabras.
Cabrón, cabrón, cabrón, cabrón
Cabrón, cabrón, cabrón, cabrón
cabrón, estofón, cabrón, estofón (x2)
Cabrón, cabrón, cabrón.
Puñeta, puñeta, puñeta, puñeta, puñeta
Cabrón, cabrón, cabrón, cabrón
La rica concha, rica chocha
Verga, verga, verga. (x3)
Verga, verga, ahhh
El residente está molesto.
que de lejitos, que no lo entienden
que no lo entienden, que no lo entienden
Chupame la verga, mamame las bolas (x2)
Al residente no lo entienden, al residente no lo entienden
Nada, nada, nada, nada, nada, nada
I knew this would happen
Just didn't know when
Before the beginning
Or after the end
I'm feeling cold now
I'm feeling old
My skin is numb
It's time to go
My battle is over
Black winds blow cold
The winter is fatal
No chance to grow old
White snow is a killer
A killer in disguise
This is the day when
All beauty dies
I'm feeling cold now
It's time to go
There is no pain