All music and sound effects are property of their respective owners. No copyright infringement intended. Lyrics: Eisenhower: ...but first I gotta smack a bitch down. I know this punk fool named Dougy Mac Loser thinks he's hot shit but he only falls back In the Philippines, wasting millions of resources He's in the ocean with his expeditionary forces he's got this "strategy" called island hopping But if you ask me I'd call it "soldiers dropping" We're losing all our boys in the Pacific Ocean If it were up to me I'd like to vote on a motion Cause I don't think that Dougy Mac is takin this for real I think I'll call up Roosevelt ask him pass a New Deal I'm MC Ike and I'm supreme allied commander You wanna see beach landings, come here and take a gander At Omaha, Utah, Juno, Gold, and Sword Hey Dougy Mac, just let me know if you ever get bored Cause you're not making much progress although you're pretty cocky Wanna step to me, I'll blow you up like bombs on Nagasaki Not sure you understand just who the hell you think yo u're messing wit' I think you underestimated me just a little bit In my younger days they called me the Vanilla Thrilla' I'll roll all over you just like the Battle of Manila I'm cold, I'm smart, I'm a calculated brotha' When this battle is over I'll be plowing on your motha' I'm in Nazi Germany cleaning up a mess Take a note from Adolf Hitler; don't mess with the best And the rest of everyone is looking up all inspired Its time for you to go, Douglas MacArthur: You're fired So while you're on your islands getting sniped at in you tent Back the fuck up, show some respect, and call me Mr. President MacArthur: Mr. President, Mr. Speaker, and distinguished members of the Congress, I stand on this rostrum with a sense of deep humility, and great pride... ...I'm humiliated that you're the man above me I can't believe some old punk bitch is in charge of the armies Of Europe. While I'm stuck in some forests This place just isn't civilized, I'm really just a tourist Hold up now I'm about to spit some fire Going more miles an hour that a kamikaze flier In the Pacific Campaign and I'm about to make it rain Inflicting oriental pain making sure lots of Japs are slain In an enormous kill chain, headshots destroy the brain While the U.S. makes a profit, you know we cannot complain Oh I'm sorry if I scared you Eisenhower is as nervous as the Japanese crew Who fought in the Battle of Midway I oversaw our victory while I was smoking a J. Hey Ike, I heard about a picnic That you are going on with FDR to suck his limp dick With a quick flick pull the trigger 'till it clicks I'm a crazy sick bastard on a homicidal kick Dwight D. you wanna start a war with me Cause me and Winston Churchill are piping down on some hot T(ea). H.C. Stickiest of the Icky You know me and your women just got done with a quicky I'm kinda busy working out all of my plans To verbally abuse and take the island of Saipan Man, that was a pretty sick diss Stay out of the Pacific and stay out of all my business Maybe one day I will be close enough to hear ya To sum it all up I have one final idea I wanna say goodbye Ike, so in short, cya I'll be busy fuckin' bitches in Korea

• published: 10 Nov 2013
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