Elizabeth II (Elizabeth Alexandra Mary; born 21 April 1926) is the constitutional monarch of 16 sovereign states known as the Commonwealth realms, and head of the 54-member Commonwealth of Nations. She is also head of state of the Crown Dependencies.
Elizabeth was born in London, and educated privately at home. Her father acceded to the throne as George VI in 1936 on the abdication of his brother Edward VIII. She began to undertake public duties during the Second World War, in which she served in the Auxiliary Territorial Service. On the death of her father in 1952, she became Head of the Commonwealth and queen regnant of seven independent Commonwealth countries: the United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Pakistan, and Ceylon. Her coronation service in 1953 was the first to be televised. Between 1956 and 1992, the number of her realms varied as territories gained independence and some realms became republics. Today, in addition to the first four aforementioned countries, Elizabeth is Queen of Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Belize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis.
Angelina Jolie ( /dʒoʊˈliː/ joh-LEE, born Angelina Jolie Voight; June 4, 1975) is an American actress and director. She has received an Academy Award, two Screen Actors Guild Awards, and three Golden Globe Awards, and was named Hollywood's highest-paid actress by Forbes in 2009 and 2011. Jolie promotes humanitarian causes, and is noted for her work with refugees as a Special Envoy and former Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR). She has been cited as the world's "most beautiful" woman, a title for which she has received substantial media attention.
Jolie made her screen debut as a child alongside her father Jon Voight in Lookin' to Get Out (1982), but her film career began in earnest a decade later with the low-budget production Cyborg 2 (1993). Her first leading role in a major film was in the cyber-thriller Hackers (1995). She starred in the critically acclaimed biographical television films George Wallace (1997) and Gia (1998), and won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for her performance in the drama Girl, Interrupted (1999).
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Once upon a time, in the seventy-first year of the last century, the relived two bureaucrats in Moldova: the First Secretary and the SecondSecretary of the Communist party. The Second Secretary was more important than the First Secretary, since he had befriended the Tsar of the whole Soviet Union - Leonid Brezhnev.The Moldovan Republic is preparing for a visit from the great Brezhnev when Lautar, a poor musician, finally gets up the nerve to ask the local gypsy Baron for his daughters hand in marriage. To everyones surprise, the baron gives the couple his blessing, but on one condition: that Lautaracquire Brezhnevs personal limousine as a gift for the bride, and that Brezhnev come to the wedding.
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If you're feeling lonely and if you're feeling blue and
things are at their worst/If you know your history then
just what I do: Sing a song about Elizabeth the First/
Some say she was a tyrant. She was mean to all her
vassals/But then hey, I wasn't there. Maybe her vassals
all were assholes/And her daddy left four step moms with
the women that he wedded/And he got a little paranoid and
had her mom beheaded/And her cousin tried to kill her so
she locked her in a garrison/It makes your folks divorce
seem pretty minor by comparison/Oh, Elizabeth, get some
sleep/Take that crazy crown on off your head/The Spanish
armada has been battled back to Spain/And now you run the
middle ages from the middle of your bed/She had a lot of
suitors. Lots of princes made a pass at her/I bet that
once or twice she would make out with an ambassador/But
the couriers and courtiers were uppity and boring/She had
crushes on explorers but they always went exploring/So
she never kept a king. She held her independence higher
and/Her sexual frustration, she just took it out on
Ireland/Oh, Elizabeth, get some sleep/Wipe that crazy
frown on off your head/The Catholic insurgents are all
lying in a ditch/And now you run the middle ages from the
middle of your bed/And they named a colony after her/And
they called it Virginia cuz she's the Virgin Queen/Which
seems to me awfully personal/Oh, Elizabeth, get some
sleep/Wipe those crazy tears on off your head/Your poets
and your pirates they all like you as a friend/And you