Pretty Persuasion (2005)

Actors

• Evan Rachel Wood (actress)
• Julie Hansen (miscellaneous crew)
• Jane Krakowski (actress)
• Octavia Spencer (actress)
• Sigurjon Sighvatsson (producer)
• Greg Bernstein (miscellaneous crew)
• Ron Livingston (actor)
• Navid Negahban (actor)
• Michael Hitchcock (actor)
• Robert Joy (actor)
• Selma Blair (actress)
• Clyde Kusatsu (actor)
• James Woods (actor)
• Warner Loughlin (miscellaneous crew)
• Jaime King (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama

Taglines:

Evil comes in a school uniform.
The devil wears a grey skirt and her name is Kimberly Joyce.
Revenge knows no mercy

Quotes:

Kimberly Joyce: Look, I'm really trying okay, but I don't know how to be sexy! I mean, I'm only fifteen!

Randa: [while watching pornography in which a woman is moaning loudly] How... how is it, please, that two men... at one time... how can this be?::Kimberly Joyce: One of them is doing her up the butt.::Randa: Up the... such a thing is not possible... it is too small, the aperture.

Kimberly Joyce: Brittany and I are the best of friends; we confide in each other. Like the other day, Brittany confided that she feels dirty when she masturbates, but I told her that it was normal and healthy, even when you do it as much as she does.

Kimberly Joyce: [to Emily Klein, a lesbian reporter] I could never give up men, I like cock too much, but sometimes, I just need a woman's touch.

Kimberly Joyce: Kathy?::Kathy: Yes?::Kimberly Joyce: Kathy!::Kathy: Yes?::Kimberly Joyce: Do you fuck dogs? When you were fucking my dog, he was going like this - [imitates a dog having an orgasm]

[from trailer]::Randa: Then he said, "Now I'm going to touch you on your boobs".::Mr. Anderson: I would never say "boobs", I'm an English teacher! Breasts... I would say breasts.

[from trailer]::Kimberly Joyce: It's like the world is this orchestra and I'm the conductor.

Kimberly Joyce: I have respect for all races, but I'm very glad that I was born white. As a woman, it's the best race to be. Especially if you want to become an actress, like I do. [pause] If I wasn't white, then the next thing I would wanna be is Asian because a lot of men like Asian girls because they think they're docile and subservient and sweet which I don't really think is true because I once met this Asian girl at summer camp one time and she was a real bitch. [pause] If I couldn't be white and I also couldn't be Asian, then my third choice would be African-American because I've always wanted to be a gospel singer and also, black men are more forgiving if your butt gets big. Except I'd definitely want light skin and Caucasian features like... Vanessa Williams or Halle Berry. And finally, you know, no offense or anything Randa, but my very last choice would be Arab. I mean, truth be told you're not in a very enviable position. There's a lot of resentment in this country toward the Middle East and there's a lot of stereotypes floating around which I don't think are true because in the short amount of time I've known you, you haven't tried to bomb anybody and you currently smell okay to me.

Kimberly Joyce: Okay, it is time to open up my Big Bag of Fun. These are assorted items that I've stolen from Dad for our consumption this evening. Item number one, Dad's wine-flavored cigars.::Brittany Wells: Ech, don't those things make you cough?::Kimberly Joyce: No, they're cigars, you don't have to swallow - I mean, inhale. [offers one to Randa]::Randa: No thanks.::Kimberly Joyce: Are you sure, Randa? To become succesful actresses, you have to learn how to smoke them. It's trendy.::Brittany Wells: That's true.::Randa: No thank you, I do not smoke.::Kimberly Joyce: Okay... Uh, item number two, one of my dad's many *many* pornos - Titty Lickers 2: The Search for Golden Curlies.::Brittany Wells: Ew! Why would we wanna watch a porno?::Kimberly Joyce: 'Cause they're funny. Besides, we have to teach Randa about sex and this is the best way to learn. And item number three - and I could get into real real trouble if I got caught with these - Dad's Twinkies.::Brittany Wells: Eh - too fattening.::Kimberly Joyce: Would you *please* stop criticizing everything in my Big Bag of Fun? I spent a lot of time putting this together!

Kimberly Joyce: Put it back on, I wanna watch the Real World.::Brittany Wells: I hate the Real World. those girls are bitches.::Kimberly Joyce: You're a bitch!::Brittany Wells: Yeah, well you're a trollop.::Kimberly Joyce: Fine! [pause] I'm sorry I called you a bitch.::Brittany Wells: It's okay. I'm sorry I called you a trollop. I don't really even know what one is.::Kimberly Joyce: It's a promiscuous woman, often a prostitute.::Brittany Wells: [thoughtfully] Hm...

Tail Sting (2001)

Actors

• Shirly Brener (actress)
• Gulshan Grover (actor)
• Morris Ruskin (producer)
• David Alan Graf (actor)
• Ray Colcord (composer)
• Holly Amber Church (miscellaneous crew)
• Paul Wynne (director)
• Tony Dimond (actor)
• Paul Wynne (editor)
• Paul Wynne (producer)
• Sean P. Donahue (actor)
• Jean Carol (actress)
• Tara Price (actress)
• Patrick O'Sullivan (actor)
• Peter Soby Jr. (producer)

Genres

• Horror
• Sci-Fi

Taglines:

A Tail of Terror
No one can hear them sting.
Don't Fasten Your Seatbelt!

Winning with Wits (1922)

Actors

• Harry Northrup (actor)
• William Scott (actor)
• Edwin B. Tilton (actor)
• Clarence Wilson (actor)
• Barbara Bedford (actress)
• Barbara Bedford (actress)
• John Stone (writer)
• Dorothy Yost (writer)
• Howard M. Mitchell (director)
• William Fox (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Drama