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Laura Marano (born November 29, 1995) is an American teen actress. She has appeared in Without a Trace and Back to You, in both instances playing the daughter of the main characters. She currently stars in the Disney Channel series Austin & Ally. Her older sister Vanessa Marano is also an actress.
Laura Marano first acting role was when she was five years old. Since then, she worked for a lot of productions at the Stage Door Theater. She appeared in numerous commercials and has small roles on Ghost Whisperer, Medical Investigation, Huff and Joan of Arcadia. Her bigger roles in television have been in Without a Trace and other shows. She has also been heard in the animated movies Finding Nemo and Ice Age: The Meltdown. She played child role of Keira Knightley's character in the film The Jacket, and had a small flashback role in the film Superbad.
She was a regular cast member on the FOX game show, Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? and played the role of Gracie Carr on FOX's sitcom Back to You.
Kristen Anne Bell (born July 18, 1980) is an American actress. In 2001, she made her Broadway debut as Becky Thatcher in The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. After moving to Los Angeles, Bell landed various television guest appearances and small film parts before appearing in a lead role in the David Mamet film Spartan. Her first film role was an uncredited appearance in Polish Wedding. She gained fame and critical praise as the title role on the acclaimed television series Veronica Mars from September 2004 to May 2007.
During her time on Veronica Mars, Bell appeared as Mary Lane in the film Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, a reprise of the role she had played in the New York theatrical production of the eponymous musical upon which the film was based. She also portrayed the lead role in Pulse, a remake of a J-Horror film. In 2007, she joined the cast of Heroes, playing the character Elle Bishop, and Gossip Girl as the off-screen titular narrator. In 2008, she played Sarah Marshall in the comedy film Forgetting Sarah Marshall. She has since appeared in a number of comedy films, such as Fanboys, Couples Retreat, and When in Rome. Bell was also the voice of Cora in Astro Boy and is the voice and face of Lucy Stillman in the Assassin's Creed video game series. Bell has received a Satellite Award and Saturn Award, and has been nominated several times for Television Critics Association Awards and Teen Choice Awards.[citation needed]
Jessica Ellen Cornish (born 27 March 1988), better known by her stage name Jessie J, is an English singer and songwriter. Born and raised in London, she studied at the BRIT School before signing with Gut Records and striking a songwriting deal with Sony/ATV Music Publishing where she wrote for artists such as Chris Brown and Miley Cyrus.
Signed with Universal, Jessie J came to prominence following the release of her debut single "Do It Like a Dude" which peaked at number two on the UK Singles Charts. After scoring her first number one in the United Kingdom, France, Ireland and New Zealand with the song "Price Tag", she released her debut album Who You Are (2011) which charted at number two in the UK. Other releases from the album include "Nobody's Perfect", "Who's Laughing Now" and "Who You Are" which charted within the top 20 in the UK but the release of fifth single "Domino" spawned international chart success, peaking at number 6 on the Billboard Hot 100 in the US, and becoming her second UK number one. Aside from her musical career, Jessie J is currently a coach and mentor on television show The Voice UK.
Steven John "Steve" Carell ( /kəˈrɛl/; born August 16, 1962) is an American comedian, actor, voice artist, producer, writer, and director. Although Carell is notable for his role on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, he found greater fame in the late 2000s for playing Michael Scott on The Office. He has also starred in lead roles in the films The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Little Miss Sunshine, Evan Almighty, Dan in Real Life, Get Smart, Date Night, Dinner for Schmucks, and Crazy, Stupid, Love.; and voiced characters in the animated films Over the Hedge, Horton Hears a Who!, and Despicable Me. Carell was nominated as "America's funniest man" in Life magazine, and received a Golden Globe Award for Best Actor in a Television Comedy Series for playing the lead role of Michael Scott for The Office in 2006.
Carell, the youngest of four brothers, was born at Emerson Hospital in Concord, Massachusetts, and was raised in nearby Acton by his parents, Harriet T. (née Koch), a psychiatric nurse, and Edwin A. Carell, an electrical engineer. His maternal uncle, Stanley Koch, worked with Allen B. DuMont to create cathode ray tubes. Carell's paternal grandfather was Italian; his father was born with the surname "Caroselli", later shortening it to "Carell". Carell was raised Roman Catholic, and was educated at The Fenn School and Middlesex School. Carell also played ice hockey as a teenager for his high school.[citation needed] He played the fife, performing with other members of his family, and later joined a reenacting group portraying the 10th (North Lincoln) Regiment of Foot. Carell attributed his interest in history to this, in which he earned his degree from Denison University in Granville, Ohio in 1984. While at Denison, Carell was a member of Burpee's Seedy Theatrical Company, a student-run improvisational comedy troupe.
Plot
A psychological drama centered around world-famous turn-of-the-century photographer, Eadweard Muybridge who photographed nude and deformed subjects, became the godfather of cinema, murdered his wife's lover, and was the last American to receive the justifiable homicide verdict.
The Murder. The Manhunt. The Events That Stunned A Nation.
President Abraham Lincoln: Goodbye Crook!::Crook: You mean goodnight sir?
John Wilkes Booth: What we are talking about is property, slaves are property, valuable, well taken care of. Uhh, gentlemen treats his slaves the way he would his finest tools, with care and concern. It's in his own best interest to do so. Now this... dictator, declares they are free. What happens now? What *happens* to these free men? Free to what? Free to go where? What what what are they trained for? It's insanity. I mean does this man truly believe that he can obliterate a way of life that is centuries old?::John Surratt: Preaching to the converted John.::Man at Surratt House: Pretty speech... but I don't see you do doin' much about it.::John Wilkes Booth: I'm beg you pardon?::Man at Surratt House: Fancy actor, pretty boy like you, oh you talk tough. But all you do is put paint on your face and play make-believe, while real men are fightin' and dyin' for *your* country.
Plot
Comedy drama set in wartime Britain showing what can happen when British RAF men and soldiers from the American Air Force are forced to share barracks.
Keywords: battle-of-britain, bomber-pilot, fighter-pilot, luftwaffe, royal-air-force
Group Captain Barker: You don't mind if I call you Joe::Hewitt: Not in the least, but my name's Jack::Group Captain Barker: Ah! Even Better! My name's Cyril
Group Captain Barker: Look Jack, I'm sorry we seem to have got off on rather the wrong foot, but I'd like you to know that I'm only trying to help.::Hewitt: Trying to help? We called for help 30 minutes ago, but your Limey sons of bitches didn't show!::Group Captain Barker: We called for your help 2 years ago, and you've only just arrived!
Lady Billingham: Charles, I'll make one last appeal to your better nature! We don't have to go through with this rediculos party. There's still time to cancel the Americans, and just let the nice people come! We could say there's illness in the house - some of the staff have come down with something those type of people go down with.::Daphne: Oh no - I'm looking forward to this evening!::Lady Billingham: I don't particularly care, Daphne!::Charlie: Mother, What's the point of holding an independence Day party without some Americans? Look, the Americans are sharing our base with us. I thought the least I could do was to offer them some English hospitality::Lady Billingham: I feel exactly the same, darling, but not here! Well, at least cancel your squadron!::Charlie: Too late, mother - I've invited everyone now!::Lady Billingham: You seem to be forgetting I have maids working here - young, country girls, who are at an impressionable age. I can't expose them to American airmen!::Daphne: Mother, they're no different from their British counterparts.::Lady Billingham: Is that supposed to make me feel better? [Spots Butler standing nearby] Do you have any experience with Americans, Butler?::Butler: Very Little, Madam. During the First World War, my sister Violet made the aquaintance of a young Americam airman named Hank. I met him on several occasions. He left me with a lasting impression, and Violet with twins.::Lady Billingham: There, you see - what did I tell you?::Daphne: Nobody's going to get pregnant, Beatrice!::Charlie: Don't put it past me, old girl - a couple of medium sherrys, and I'm a tiger!::Lady Billingham: Your cousin Rosemary will be here!::Charlie: Yes, well, I'm sure we won't have a repitition of last time.::Daphne: Of course not! Anyway, Archie bunting won't even be here - he's still in hospital!::Charlie: Well, actually, he was discharged this morning. [Butler exits via the door in the background] Oh look, mother, why do you always look on the black side? I guarantee it will be a very quite, and very civilised gathering. [a housemaid enters]::Housemaid: Begging your pardon, M'lady. That was Col Hewitt, phoning from the American airbase. He said the band's on it's way.::Lady Billingham: Dear god!
Tully: There is a war on, Bunting!::Archie Bunting: Oh, Is that what it is! I wondered why the Luftwaffe were shooting down my planes and bombing the shite out of the country!
Archie Bunting: About the American Squadron. Yes, well, I have made contact. Over.::Hewitt: Thank god!::Group Captain Barker: Any damage, Archie?::Archie Bunting: Ah, well, one of them has a few tiny little holes in it - pinpricks really. Over.::Hewitt: What about the Luftwaffe?::Group Captain Barker: [Twitches] Have you made any contact with the enemy, Archie?::Archie Bunting: Well, actually, I think that was a bit of a false alarm. Erm, there are no enemy aircraft in the area. Over.::Hewitt: What does he mean, no enemy aircraft - one of my planes just got turned into a tea strainer!::Group Captain Barker: Sorry, Archie, we don't quite understand you, old boy. The American captain reported being under attack. Over.::Archie Bunting: Ah, yes, it wasn't an enemy aircraft. It was, sort of, in a manner of speaking, me. Over.::Hewitt: [Shocked] He shot my plane?::Group Captain Barker: Archie, why don't you come in now. Sort of land. perhaps we could have a little chat.
Webster: Hey, little friend, this is your big buddy, we owe you a big one. Over::Archie Bunting: Honestly, it was nothing!
Narrator: Friendly fire - that's what it's called nowadays. One wonders who could have invented such a ludicrously cosmetic term for such lethal mistakes. In the Britain of 1942, these episodes were offically known in military circles as balls ups, and sadly they happened all to often. And not just to the British. These incidents afflicted both of the opposing forces - and the Germans too, I shouldn't wonder!
Group Captain Barker: [Barker and Hewitt are walking across the field towards the B-17s] There you are, jack - all safe and sound.::Hewitt: No damm thanks to the RAF!::Group Captain Barker: Bear with me, old boy, it was an honest mistake, Jack - these things happen. I wouldn't say anything about it if I were you.::Hewitt: Don't say anything! One of your fighters almost destroys an American bomber and it's entire crew, and you expect me to keep quite about it?::Group Captain Barker: Just till we get clearance from HQ. You see, in a funny old sort of way, we have to consider morale!
Hewitt: In the last two hours of my life, I have seen my brand new airbase destroyed by German Luftwaffes [Barker twitches] and then, as an encore, my squadron's been attacked by the British!
Hewitt: The moment he lands, I want that screwball - what's his name?::Group Captain Barker: Bunting.::Hewitt: I want to see Squadron Leader Bunting in my office!::Group Captain Barker: Of course. Would you prefer to use my office?::Hewitt: Why?::Group Captain Barker: Well, in a funny old sort of a way, you haven't got an office!
A happy holiday musical
Crime and deception in a multicultural society
Plot
A peace-loving man named Ben Kane takes a job as deputy marshal of Lords, in the old West. Kane is no lawman, but he accepts the badge because he has an old score to settle with the town's chief trouble-maker. Once on the job, Kane must also deal with a young sharpshooter named Billy Young and a sharp and sassy saloon dancer, Lily.
Keywords: bar-shootout, based-on-novel, character-name-in-title, dance-hall, dancehall-girl, father-son-relationship, fistfight, gun-battle, gunfight, gunfighter
Billy better learn fast...or die young!
John Behan: How would you boys like to pick up a little extra spending money?::Jesse Boone: I figure as long as it ain't legal.
Plot
Jean and Bill are a struggling married couple with Bill trying to scrape a living as a writer. Out of the blue they receive a telegram informing them that Bill's long-lost uncle has died and left them his business - a cinema in the town of Sloughborough. They pack their bags and travel to Sloughborough expecting to sell the cinema to gain a huge inheritance, however, they discover the cinema is falling apart and is run by a comically incompetant staff who seem to have worked there forever. They set out with a plan to sell it but things don't quite go to plan.
Keywords: abandoned-theater, alcoholic, arson, cinema, film-break, heritage, movie-theater, nostalgia, novelist, pregnancy
Hardcastle: A nice young couple like yourself, you've no business in this business. If you'd seen your great uncle what it did for him in the end! That old battle-ax Mrs. Fazackalee! I remember when she was a wee slip of a thing, pretty as a picture - a "B" picture, mind yuh! [laughs]
Jean: [Reacting to seeing the inside of the theater and its employees for the first time] Flea pit? More like "The Snake Pit!"
All the meaninglessness means so much.
Show me how to travel like light white light stuff.
I see, all around me, in the newspaper I read, in the serif and sans-serif fonts on my screen, people all busy themselves idling. Yeah.
Leave, leave your small room, leave everything you like, make tracks like Spirographs in the night, ride out to a new island and then scream. Yeah.
And Love, love can vanish in unique New York, where no-one knows you're sleeping poorly, everybody over-worked, yeah we're all exhausted, underslept, delirious together. Bay-beh!
All the meaninglessness means so much.
Just show me how to travel like light white light stuff.
All the meaninglessness means so much.
All this meaning, all this meaning: meaningless, meaninglesslessness.
All the meaninglessness means so much.
Just show me how to travel like light white light stuff.
The alarm goes off, it's the radio...
Oh the markets, oh the hurricane.
The alarm goes off, it's Soterios Johnson!
All the money's fake, all the banks are lost, wake up, wake up, wake up!
All the meaninglessness means so much,
Show me how to travel like light white light stuff.
Like light white light stuff like light white light stuff like light white light stuff like light stuff like light white light stuff like light white light stuff that light white light
The alarm goes off, it's the radio...
Lights are bright, I'm up and I'm gone.
The alarms go off, it's Soterios Johnson!
All the meaninglessness means so much.
Show me how to travel like light white light stuff.
I see, all around me, in the newspaper I read, in the serif and sans-serif fonts on my screen, people all busy themselves idling. Yeah.
Leave, leave your small room, leave everything you like, make tracks like Spirographs in the night, ride out to a new island and then scream. Yeah.
And Love, love can vanish in unique New York, where no-one knows you're sleeping poorly, everybody over-worked, yeah we're all exhausted, underslept, delirious together. Bay-beh!
All the meaninglessness means so much.
Just show me how to travel like light white light stuff.
All the meaninglessness means so much.
All this meaning, all this meaning: meaningless, meaninglesslessness.
All the meaninglessness means so much.
Just show me how to travel like light white light stuff.
The alarm goes off, it's the radio...
Oh the markets, oh the hurricane.
The alarm goes off, it's Soterios Johnson!
All the money's fake, all the banks are lost, wake up, wake up, wake up!
All the meaninglessness means so much,
Show me how to travel like light white light stuff.
Like light white light stuff like light white light stuff like light white light stuff like light stuff like light white light stuff like light white light stuff that light white light
The alarm goes off, it's the radio...
Lights are bright, I'm up and I'm gone.
The alarms go off, it's Soterios Johnson!
All the money's fake, yeah your banks are lost, the alarms go off, the alarms go off
On our lot is a five and dime
It's pulled the curtain over Father Time
And I was there just yesterday
I count my money as I wait in line, I don't
I even know a why buy-in
Maybe just to pass the time
'Cause I hate change
And givin' all away
To stay the same
With holes in my pockets
And I could measure it in five's or ten's
I could lose my count and then I'd start again
I could even do it in darkest
But I heard
That the only way to do it right would be
To count the miles and years gone by
Then you'd blink and I'd appear
And I'd be near
On our way, on our way, on our way to
Build a tower so the tallest peak can reach you
Hope I stare for hours, hours, hours
On our way, on our way, on our way to
Build a tower so the tallest peak can reach you
It'll take us hours, hours, hours
On our way, on our way, on our way to
Build a tower so the tallest peak can reach you
Hope I stare for hours, it'll take us hours, what a load of hours I would...
On our way, on our way, on our way to
On our way, on our way, on our way to
Build a tower so the tallest peak can reach you
Build a tower so the tallest peak can reach you
Hope I stare for hours, hours, hours
Hope I stare for hours, hours, hours
the birmingham sun it burned me through i thought of you and with every step i've made mistakes you've seen me though you've seen me true all these towns are lonesome all their streets the same every rain's a downpour i'm nearly washed away as i wait this mornings news it seemed untrue but it's safe with you and with every step i've made mistakes you've seen me through you've seen me true all these towns are lonesome all these streets are same every rain's a downpour when i've nearly washed away you've kept me sane
Once again the rubber prize
Her breathing hand never makes that sound
For all i know it's in the stairs and it's all around
A grinding insect sound
Her bell voice did let ring
I look up and lose sense of things
I took a look way outside
An hour less though and then it's mine
A borrowed dime she scrimped and saved
My doubt grew strong but she bought some time
I came down in Tennessee
I took a look she's undone me
Made it stain high and alive
I can't wait though it's fine
It's fine now
He's done
He's almost there
He's not allowed
Don't ring that bell
Don't sound that alarm
It's way too late
She already gone
She broke my heart
And there ain't no doubt
There ain't nobody
Puttin this fire out
Don't break that glass
Don't run that line
I'm rainin rain
On timeless time
She's gone forever
It's what it's all about
There ain't nobody
Puttin this fire out
You run around
You yell and scream
But it's lipstick, lies
And gasoline
Don't ring that bell
Don't sound that alarm
My world's crashed
Right through the floor
Everything i had
Well it just went south
And there ain't nobody
Puttin this fire out
There ain't nobody
There ain't nobody
There ain't nobody
There ain't nobody
Down in the green room
somebody's moanin'
A couple a' groupies
are makin' a movie
Your manager warned you
that women are evil
I guess he forgot that
you worship the Devil
Down, down, down in the dungeon
Dance, dance, dance with the daggers
Blow another bubble
Shiver for Wizard
La, la, la
Wizard of Wasn't
Moan, moan mother fucker
beg, beg, you dumb bastard
Dig it
Lick a little trickle
from the ick-suck-sicle
La, la, la
Wizard of Isn't
All of the ogres
are havin' an orgy
they're pluckin' the feathers
off a' the Angels
We battle our boredom
by building a kingdom
and suckin' some stardom
through a crack in a condom
(Chorus)
Why, Why do you hate me?
Why, I'm not the things I do
Jesus, Jesus loves me
You should find a way to love me too
I'm just like you
I just need love
can't we be friends?
Fuck off, sucker
You think love'll kill me?
Love built me
You wouldn't know love
if it sprouted horns and
spit shit in your face
I am love
I throw you down stairs
I whip the hurt out
I push the pus out
I got a tongue'll knock your teeth out
bend over, you new age pussy
siphon all the fear outta the phallus
pullin' all the pain outta the pelvis
I'm the bad ass cannibal a' this
alchemical carnival I'm stuffin' babies
into catapaults to bomb the cathedrals
I'm kickin' all you camels through the
eye of the needle I am love I am love