Walter may refer to:
Jeff Dunham (born April 18, 1962) is an American ventriloquist and stand-up comedian who has also appeared on numerous television shows, including Late Show with David Letterman, Comedy Central Presents, The Tonight Show and Sonny With a Chance. He has four specials that run on Comedy Central: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself, Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity, Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special, and Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos. Dunham also starred in The Jeff Dunham Show, a series on the network in 2009. His style has been described as "a dressed-down, more digestible version of Don Rickles with multiple personality disorder". Describing his characters, Time observes, "All of them are politically incorrect, gratuitously insulting and ill tempered." Dunham has been credited with reviving ventriloquism, and doing more to promote the art form than anyone since Edgar Bergen.
Dunham has been called "America's favorite comedian" by Slate.com, and according to the concert industry publication Pollstar, he is the top-grossing standup act in North America, and is among the most successful acts in Europe as well. As of November 2009, he has sold over four million DVDs, an additional $7 million in merchandise sales, and received more than 350 million hits on YouTube as of October 2009 (his introduction of Achmed the Dead Terrorist in Spark of Insanity was ranked as the ninth most watched YouTube video at the time).A Very Special Christmas Special was the most-watched telecast in Comedy Central history, with its DVD going quadruple platinum (selling over 400,000) in its first two weeks.Forbes.com ranked Dunham as the third highest-paid comedian in the United States behind Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock, and reported that he was one of the highest-earning comics from June 2008 to June 2009, earning approximately $30 million during that period.
Walter Mitty is a fictional character in James Thurber's short story "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty", first published in The New Yorker on March 18, 1939, and in book form in My World and Welcome to It in 1942. It was made into a film in 1947.
Mitty is a meek, mild man with a vivid fantasy life: in a few dozen paragraphs he imagines himself a wartime pilot, an emergency-room surgeon, and a devil-may-care killer. The character's name has come into more general use to refer to an ineffectual dreamer, appearing in several dictionaries.The American Heritage Dictionary defines a Walter Mitty as "an ordinary, often ineffectual person who indulges in fantastic daydreams of personal triumphs". The most famous of Thurber's inept male protagonists, the character is considered "the archetype for dreamy, hapless, Thurber Man".
Although the story has humorous elements, there is a darker and more significant message underlying the text, leading to a more tragic interpretation of the Mitty character. Even in his heroic daydreams, Mitty does not triumph, several fantasies being interrupted before the final one sees Mitty dying bravely in front of a firing squad. In the brief snatches of reality that punctuate Mitty's fantasies the audience meets well-meaning but insensitive strangers who inadvertently rob Mitty of some of his remaining dignity.
Walter Jerry Payton (July 25, 1954 – November 1, 1999) was an American football running back who played for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League (NFL) for thirteen seasons. Walter Payton was known around the NFL as "Sweetness". He is remembered as one of the most prolific running backs in the history of American football. Payton, a nine-time Pro Bowl selectee, once held the league's record for most career rushing yards, touchdowns, carries, yards from scrimmage, all-purpose yards, and many other categories. He was elected into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1993. Hall of Fame NFL player and coach Mike Ditka described Payton as the greatest football player he had ever seen—but even greater as a human being.
Payton began his football career in Mississippi, and went on to have an outstanding collegiate football career at Jackson State University where he was an All-American. He started his professional career with the Bears in 1975, who selected him as the 1975 Draft's fourth overall pick. Payton proceeded to win two NFL Most Valuable Player Awards and won Super Bowl XX with the 1985 Chicago Bears. After struggling with the rare liver disease primary sclerosing cholangitis for several months, Payton died on November 1, 1999, aged 45, from cholangiocarcinoma. His legacy includes the Walter Payton Award, the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award, and a heightened awareness of the need for organ donations.
Bryan Lee Cranston (born March 7, 1956) is an American actor. He is also a voice actor, writer and director. He is best known for his roles as Hal, the father in the Fox situation comedy Malcolm in the Middle and Walter White in the AMC drama series Breaking Bad, for which he won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series three consecutive times. Since earning critical acclaim while starring in these television series, he has gone on to perform in many feature films.
Cranston was born in Canoga Park, California, to Peggy Sell, a radio actress, and Joseph L. "Joe" Cranston, an actor and Hollywood producer. His great-grandmother was from County Clare, Ireland. Cranston grew up in the Los Angeles area, graduated from Canoga Park High School, and earned an associate degree in police science from Los Angeles Valley College.
Cranston performed as a youth, but his show business parents had mixed feelings about their son being involved in the profession, so he did not continue until years later.
Far from home. Far from safe. Far from over.
Be careful who you work for.
Plot
Walter is addicted to scaring people. He has his favorite set-ups and keeps extensive notes on them. Walter's house mate Randall is his latest subject, but the constant scares drive him crazy and he moves out. Things change when Stacy moves in. She seems immune to his scare tactics. It is a challenge Walter has never faced.
Two Homless Persons Find mob money
Plot
Michael Reynolds is a rich oncologist who has a $175,000 sports car, a multi-million dollar home, and a new boost in his career. Brandon 'Blue' Monroe is a dying patient who kidnaps Reynolds. They are going to a legendary Navajo healing place while manhunt closes in. Soon the men get closer in understanding and to the place that may save them both.
Keywords: cnn-reporter, desert, escape, euthanasia, hostage, juvenile-delinquent, medical, navajo, oncologist, road-movie
It began as a kidnapping. It became a journey of hope.
Dr. Michael Reynolds: You have a television.::Navajo woman: No. I get Good Morning America through smoke signals.
[last lines]::Brandon 'Blue' Monroe: May beauty be before me. May beauty be behind me. May beauty be above me. May beauty be below me. May beauty be all around me.
Plot
In pre Civil War America, slaves are prepared to risk everything for the chance of freedom from bondage. This films relates the story of a group of slaves who decide to try for it. Fortunately, in addition to the dangers from slave catchers and the elements, our heros also have the Underground Railroad, the clandestine network of caring people, like Harriet Tubman, who face great risks of their own.
Keywords: abolitionist, african-american, antebellum, canada, chase, escape, escape-from-slavery, fugitive, paranoia, plantation
Mit einem kleinen Loch im Kopf
liegst du ganz reglos da
Denn ich hab dich erschossen
ich fühl mich wunderbar
Hab mich zum ersten mal gewehrt
und dich auf Anhieb gleich besiegt
Hab mit einem Schuss aus der Pistole
dich gleich klein gekriegt
Jetzt hab ich im Haus das sagen
und kann tun was ich will
Und du liegst am Boden
und bleibst für immer still
Ich glaub ich werd dich präparieren
damit du nicht so riechst
Dann tu ich dich in die Truhe
wo du unbequem drin liegst
Doch jeden Sonntag darfst du raus
da will ich nicht mal so hart sein
Bloß dann geh ich fein essen
und lass dich daheim allein
Du hast den ganzen Tag auf mir herumgehackt
hast mich von früh bis spät den ganzen Tag geplagt
hast mich beim Kreuzworträtseln das Schwerste gefragt
und hab ich's nicht gewußt hast du gesagt ich hätt versagt
Doch das ist jetzt vorbei,
denn du bist tot und ich bin frei
Und wenn ich abends wiederkomme
werd ich dich ganz laut anschrein
Werd dir meine Meinung sagen
und richtig böse zu dir sein
Ich werd dich 'ne Ziege nennen
und 'ne blöde fette Kuh
Und du kannst gar nichts darauf sagen
nein, du hörst nur ganz still zu
Und dann werd ich dich zurücktun
in die alte kalte Truhe
Und dann hab ich wieder ein paar Tage
vor dir meine Ruhe
Du hast den ganzen Tag auf mir herumgehackt
hast mich von früh bis spät den ganzen Tag geplagt
hast mich beim Kreuzworträtseln das Schwerste gefragt
und hab ich's nicht gewußt hast du gesagt ich hätt versagt
Doch das ist jetzt vorbei,
I know I wasn’t always good to you,
And one time I had some trouble when it came to bein’
true
But if you’re gone for good,
Don’t you think you could do better than Walter?
I’m sure that Walter is a stand-up guy,
He may never make you laugh,
But he’ll never make you cry.
But can you really see yourself turnin’ out just like
Walter?
What is Walter gonna say when he finds out about the
You used to run, wild and free, when you were still in
love with me?
When he stumbles on photographs, the ones of us that
you still have.
He sees you’re not the kind of girl that fits into his
perfect world.
So, before you meet him at the alter,
Remember you’re gonna hafta say “I do” to Walter
I bet he never had his nose broke in a barroom fight
Or got cussed by a country judge because of one crazy
night.
But can you really see yourself turnin’ out the lights
And turnin’ to Walter?
What is Walter gonna say when he finds out about the
You used to run, wild and free, when you were still in
love with me?
When he stumbles on photographs, the ones of us that
you still have.
He sees you’re not the kind of girl that fits into his
perfect world.
So, before you meet him at the alter,
Remember you’re gonna hafta say “I do” to Walter
What is Walter gonna say when he finds out about the
You used to run, wild and free, when you were still in
love with me?
When he stumbles on photographs, the ones of us that
you still have.
He sees you’re not the kind of girl that fits into his
perfect world.
So, before you meet him at the alter,
Ich geh nicht ohne Dich
Ich lass dich nie im Stich
Ich geh nicht ohne dich
Du bist in mir
Ich sehe Deine Tränen
Und es tut mir so weh
Doch Du weisst ich kann nichts ändern
Denn ich muss einfach gehn'
Du wirst schon sehn' - wir sehn' uns wieder
Und dann wirst Du verstehn'
Alles wird gut - die Welt wird sich für uns drehn'
Ich bin bei Dir und du bist immer bei mir
Keiner kann was dafür
Ich muss jetzt durch diese Tür
Doch ich würd immer bei dir sein - bitte glaube mir
Ich bin bei dir und du bei mir - egal was passiert
Refrain:
Ich geh' nicht ohne Dich
Ich lass' dich nie im Stich
Ich geh nicht ohne dich
Du bist in mir
Ich geh' nicht ohne Dich
Ich brauche Dich für mich
Ich geh' nicht ohne Dich
Ich bin bei Dir
Ich geh' nicht ohne Dich
Komm seh' in mein Gesicht
Du bist in mir
Du weisst es war nicht Liebe auf den allerersten Blick
Doch dann ist es passiert
Dann ging es nicht mehr zurück
Wir hatten Glück - total egal was andere sagen
Wir kennen unsere Antwort auf all die dummen Fragen
Geb nicht auf - ich werde immer zu Dir stehen
Der Tag rückt immer näher an dem wir uns wieder sehn'
Du bist fest in mir drin
Wenn mein Herz salutiert
Ich bin bei Dir und Du bei mir - egal was passiert
Refrain
Ich geh' nicht ohne Dich
Ich brauche Dich für mich
Ich geh' nicht ohne Dich
Ich bin bei Dir
Ich geh' nicht ohne Dich
Jetzt steh ich hier im Regen,
Und ich fühle dich so nah,
Du bist fast da und lässt mich spüren,
Wie besonders du doch warst.
Ist mir schon klar, ich kann nichts ändern,
Und du kommst nicht mehr zurück,
Wir haben uns verloren,verloren ist das Glück.
Das Glück bei deinem Lachen,deine Stimme gibt's nicht mehr.
Ich verzehre mich nach dir,
Vermisse dich jeden Tag mehr.
Ich höre dich noch sagen:
Ich komm bald zu dir zurück,
Er zerreißt mein Herz in Stücke, dein allerletzter Blick.
Refrain:
Du bist, nie wieder hier,neben mir. Du bist, nie wieder ganz nah bei mir.
Ich wollte dich nicht verliern, und ich kanns nicht kapiern, aber du bist nicht mehr
bei mir.
Du bist, nie wieder hier,neben mir. Du bist, nie wieder ganz nah bei mir. Du bist
unendlich weit
Weg, doch ich träume von dir,aber du bist nie wieder hier, hier bei mir.
Ich werd dich nie vergessen,
Dein Gesicht lebt tief in mir.
Was ist passiert in dieser Nacht,
Warum lässt du mich erfriern?
Bleib hier! Hör ich mich flehen,
Sag mir kannst du mich noch sehn?
Ich will versteh warum wir beide,
Getrennte Wege gehn.
Wer hat die Macht uns so zu trennen,
Warum lässt du mich einfach allein?
Ohne dich wird diese große Welt,
Beudeutungslos und klein.
Ich höre dich noch sagen:Ich komm bald zu dir zurück! Er zerreißt mein herz in
Stücke,dein
Allerletzter Blick.
Refrain
Ich hätte dir noch soviel zu sagen gehabt,
Meine Rose fällt lautlos in dein Grab.
Nie wieder hier,neben mir. Du bist,nie wieder ganz nah bei mir. Ich wollte dich
nicht verliern und
Ich kanns nicht kapiern, aber du bist nicht mehr bei mir.Du bist nie wieder
hier,neben mir. Du bist
Nie wieder ganz nah bei mir. Du bist unendlich weit weg, doch ich träume von dir,
aber du bist
Nie wieder hier, hier bei mir!
Well the first time,
That I ever saw her
I picked her up in my Chevy Malibu
Going to the grocery
For her mother
For a loaf of bread and a Pepsi cola too
She was young
And so kind hearted
That she wrecked my world and left me with the blues
She called me sugar
And knew that when we parted
I knew just what I was going to do
Then I saw her
Standing at the altar
Of everlasting life
Standing there
With a boy named Walter
Expecting her to be his wife
Little did I know my heart was breaking
And I could not say a thing
When the preacher
Posed the final question
And heard those church bells ring
She got in
And she rolled down the window
And said man turn it up,
I love that country tune
She was wearing a rabbit skin halter
And i was overcome by the smell of her perfume
Chorus
Well the first time,
That I ever saw her
I picked her up in my Chevy Malibu
Going to the grocery
For her mother
For a loaf of bread and a Pepsi cola too
She was young
And so kind hearted
That she wrecked my world and left me with the blues
She called me sugar
And knew that when we parted
I knew just what I was going to do
Then I saw her
Standing at the altar
Of everlasting life
Standing there
With a boy named Walter
Expecting her to be his wife
Little did I know my heart was breaking
And I could not say a thing
When the preacher
Posed the final question
And heard those church bells ring
She got in
And she rolled down the window
And said man turn it up,
I love that country tune
She was wearing a rabbit skin halter
And i was overcome by the smell of her perfume
Chorus
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