Coordinates: 53°26′N 2°18′W / 53.433°N 2.3°W / 53.433; -2.3
Trafford is a metropolitan borough of Greater Manchester, England. With an estimated population of about 211,800 in 2006, it covers 41 square miles (106 km2) and includes the towns of Altrincham, Partington, Sale, Stretford, and Urmston. The borough was formed on 1 April 1974 by the Local Government Act 1972 as a merger of the municipal boroughs of Altrincham, Sale, and Stretford, the urban districts of Bowdon, Hale, and Urmston and part of Bucklow Rural District. All were previously in Cheshire, apart from Stretford and Urmston which were in Lancashire. The River Mersey flows through the borough, separating North Trafford from South Trafford. Historically the Mersey also acted as the boundary between the historic counties of Lancashire and Cheshire.
The Trafford area has a long heritage, with evidence of Neolithic, Bronze Age, and Roman activity. Amongst the relics of the past are two castles – one of them a Scheduled Ancient Monument – and over 200 listed buildings. The area underwent change in the late 19th century and the population rapidly expanded with the arrival of the railway. Trafford is the home of Manchester United F.C. and Lancashire County Cricket Club and since 2002 the Imperial War Museum North.
Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro,OIH, (born 5 February 1985), commonly known as Cristiano Ronaldo, is a Portuguese footballer who plays as a winger or striker for Spanish La Liga club Real Madrid and is the captain of the Portuguese national team. Ronaldo became the most expensive footballer in history after moving from Manchester United to Real Madrid in a transfer worth £80 million (€93.9 million/$131.6 million). In addition, his contract with Real Madrid, in which he is paid €12 million per year, makes him one of the highest-paid footballers in the world, and his buyout clause is valued at €1 billion as per his contract.
Ronaldo began his career as a youth player for Andorinha, where he played for two years, before moving to C.D. Nacional. In 1997, he made a move to Portuguese giants Sporting Clube de Portugal. Ronaldo's precocious talent caught the attention of Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson, who signed him for £12.24 million (€15 million) in 2003. The following season, Ronaldo won his first club honour, the FA Cup. He also played at Euro 2004 with Portugal and scored his first international goal in the opening game of the tournament against Greece, in addition to helping Portugal reach the final. He was featured in the UEFA Euro All-Star Team of this competition.
Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal OON (Dutch pronunciation: [luˈwi vɑn ˈɣaːɫ]; born 8 August 1951 in Amsterdam) is a Dutch football manager formerly in charge of Ajax, Netherlands, Barcelona, AZ and Bayern Munich. Before his career as coach van Gaal played as a midfielder for Royal Antwerp, Telstar, Sparta Rotterdam and AZ. Van Gaal is also a fully qualified gymnastics teacher, and has worked as such at high-schools during various stages of his career as a semi-professional football-player.
After a brief spell as coach at AZ, Van Gaal served as assistant coach under Leo Beenhakker at Ajax, and eventually took over as head coach in 1991. Under his lead, the club won three league titles, the UEFA Cup, and the Champions League. Van Gaal moved to Barcelona in 1997 and won two Spanish league titles and one Spanish Cup. After some disagreements at Barcelona, he was appointed coach of the Dutch national team, but then failed to qualify for the 2002 World Cup. Another brief spell at Barcelona followed, before he became manager of AZ. After having won the Dutch championship with AZ in 2008–09, he was hired by Bayern Munich on 1 July 2009. In his first season at Munich, he secured the German league title and won the German Cup, and made it to the final of the Champions League.
Sir Alexander Chapman "Alex" Ferguson, CBE (born 31 December 1941) is a Scottish football manager and former player who has managed Manchester United since 1986. His tenure has seen the club go through an era of success and dominance both in England and in Europe, giving Ferguson a reputation as one of the most admired and respected managers in the history of the game.
Ferguson previously managed East Stirlingshire and St. Mirren, before a highly successful period as manager of Aberdeen. After a brief stint as manager of the Scotland national team following the death of Jock Stein, he was appointed manager of Manchester United in November 1986.
With 25 years as manager of Manchester United, he is the longest serving manager in their history after overtaking Sir Matt Busby's record on 19 December 2010. His tenure is also the longest of all the current League managers. During this time, Ferguson has won many awards and holds many records including winning Manager of the Year most times in British football history. In 2008, he became the third British manager to win the European Cup on more than one occasion.
David Robert Joseph Beckham, OBE (born 2 May 1975) is an English association footballer who plays for Los Angeles Galaxy. He has played for Manchester United, Preston North End, Real Madrid, Milan, and the England national team for which he holds the appearance record for an outfield player.
Beckham's career began when he signed a professional contract with Manchester United, making his first-team debut in 1992 aged 17. During his time there, United won the Premier League title six times, the FA Cup twice, and the UEFA Champions League in 1999. He left Manchester United to sign for Real Madrid in 2003, where he remained for four seasons, clinching the La Liga championship in his final season with the club. In January 2007, it was announced that Beckham would leave Real Madrid for the Major League Soccer club Los Angeles Galaxy, signing a five-year contract with them on 1 July 2007. While a Galaxy player, he spent two loan spells in Italy with Milan in 2009 and 2010. On 20 November 2011, he joined an elite group of players to have won three league titles in three different countries, when Los Angeles won their third MLS Cup.
Plot
Based on the award winning play by Julian Mitchell, the film explores the effect of Public School life in the 1930's on Guy Bennett as his homosexuality and unwillingness to "play the game" turns him eastwards towards communist Russia.
Keywords: 1930s, 1980s, based-on-play, bath, bathtub, beating, binoculars, blackmail, boarding-school, boat
He outraged his friends . . . He rebelled against his family . . . And finally he betrayed his country [Australia theatrical]
The smash hit London play now a big screen event . . . not to be missed! [Australia theatrical]
Friendship brought them together. Ideals set them apart.
Convention outraged...a class abandoned...a country betrayed!
Judd: All problems solved for life. No commies and no queers.
Fowler: I have half a mind to ask Barclay for permission to beat you!::Tommy Judd: Well, you've half a mind. We can all agree on that.
Guy Bennett: Fame or infamy, what does it matter? I shan't be forgotten.
Fowler: Are you trying to be clever or something?::Tommy Judd: I don't have to try, I am clever.
Tommy Judd: You know... What I really hate about cricket, is that it is such a damned good game.::Guy Bennett: Ah! Judd's Paradox. Of course, cricket is a fundamental part of the capitalist conspiracy.::Tommy Judd: Of course.::Guy Bennett: One only has to observe the two of them seen. There's the Proletariat forced to labour in the field, while the Bourgeoisie indulges in the pleasures of batting and bowling.::Tommy Judd: Quite.::Guy Bennett: I mean, there's every reason to suppose [pause]... that the game ultimately derives from the wholly unjustified right of the medieval lord to the unpaid labour of villains and serfs at haymaking and harvest.::Tommy Judd: You know, you're really beginning to get the idea.::Guy Bennett: Thanks.
Guy Bennett: There's a little hollow at the base of his throat which make me want to pour honey all over him, and lick it off again.
Guy Bennett: But you couldn't help it, could you? Because in your heart of hearts, like Barclay and Delahay and Fowler and Menzies, you still believe, in spite of your talk of equality and fraternity, you still believe some people are better than others because of the way they make love. Now, think of that for a lifetime. Think of the names: pansy, nancy, fairy, fruit, brown-nose.
Don't do drugs, they're bad for youDon't do drugs,
they're bad for you
Don't do drugs, they're bad for you
When you do drugs it hurts me too.
Drugs Kill
Drugs Kill
Drugs Kill
Drugs Kill
Don't smoke crack it's bad for you.
And it's bad for your baby too
Don't smoke crack it's bad for you.
When you smoke crack, you know it hurts me too.
Crack kills
Crack Kills
Crack Kills
Astrid Santana drives a yellow
VolvoVolvo!
Astrid Santana drives a yellow
Volvo
It's Yellow Astrid Santana drives a yellow
Volvo Volvo!
Astrid Santana drives a yellow
Reduce, Reuse Recycle, I do it everyday.So Reduce reuse
recycle, Don't throw the earth away. Reduce reuse
recycle, don't use styrofoam. Don't pollute the ocean,
cause it's where the orca calls it home. Reduce reuse
recycle, I do it everyday. So reduce reuse recycle, don't
I am not a stupid playerThat is not me
I'm just a stupid peckerwood
A dumb white honkey
And I, I love you so much
I want you so bad
But when I asked you out last night
You just kicked me in the nads
All my friends they call me gay
They all call me queer
But maybe if you went out with me
Those thoughts would dissappear
Cause you're so fine if you know what I mean
You look pretty good and you seem pretty clean
So would it be okay, would it be alright?
If you could sleep with me tonight
Sorry that you, don't love me anymore
I'm sorry that I'm too ugly, ya stupid whore
Why do nice guys like you and me
Never get any fine booty?
Why do nice guys like you and me
Never get any fine booty?
When I have sex, no I don't use protection.Cause I can't
even get an erection
When I was in high school, I used to be a pimp.
Then I got older and started going limp.
I can't get it up, I can't I can't get it up.
I can't get it up, get it up anymore
I can't get it up, I can't I can't get it up.
I can't get it up, get it up anymore
Oh I've tried, you know I've tried.
To keep my wife satisfied,
We will never, ever be freeWe will never, ever be free
We will never ever be free until nerd persecution ends
We will never, ever be free
We will never, ever be free
We will never ever be free until it persecution ends
Come on right now
When the world comes down
Where will you be
Right now, start a revolution
When the nerds rise up and take on the bourgeouse
We will never, ever be free
We will never, ever be free
We will never ever be free until nerd persecution ends
We will never, ever be free
We will never, ever be free
We will never ever be free until it persecution ends
Come on right now
It all starts tonight
When the world falls down, where will you be?
Saying, now, now is the time
Pocket protectors and keyboard mania
Prepare for the economic collapse
When the tech stocks take over and you're down on your
knees
Preppy's of the world, we've been oppressed
And now oppression is heading towards you
We will never, ever be free
We will never, ever be free
We will never ever be free until nerd persecution ends
We will never, ever be free
We will never, ever be free
First you decieve me, then you want to see me.Sleep with
me, what the hell is that.
Last night you wanted to kill me, but today you want to
feel me.
Feel me up, in your pick-up truck
And I, don't know what to do.
Cause I'd rather be gay then go out with you.
And I, I'm not your friend.
Cause I'd rather be gay than go out with you again.
Please go away.
So what will you do tommorrow, when I tell you I'm a
homo.
Will you laugh at me, Will you run away.
And I'll call you a bigot, cause you'll call me a fagot.
And I'll tell all your yuppie coffee house friends, that
you're a homophobe and you hate gays.
And I, don't know what to do.
Cause I'd rather be gay then go out with you.
And I don't want, to be your friend.
Cause I'd rather be gay than go out with you again.
Bears Trucker LoungeBears Trucker Lounge
Bears Trucker Lounge
Bears Trucker Lounge
Just drove down from New England. Big rig full of clam
chowder.
I'll let you use my c.b, if you let me use your shower
Bears Trucker Lounge
Bears Trucker Lounge
Bears Trucker Lounge
Bears Trucker Lounge
Just a bunch of little christian boys, nectar of the
fruit
I'll give you 20 fishnet hats for 1 good prostitute.
Man, I need some wine, I really need some vino.
Can you tell me how to get to Biloxi for the riverboat
The chemical equation test pissed me off.So I marched
into my band nerd loft. Threw my satchel up over my head.
Checked my calculator and it was dead. Is it the
batteries or is it the screen. Let's set it on fire with
gasoline. Run it over with a big truck. Or let it fly
away with a duck. My TI-86, my TI-86, my TI-86 is dead.
I'm tired of your complaining, you only give me stressIt
seems as if you're always going through some kind of
P.M.S
And, so I'm leaving. And I will never come back.
Unless you get some professional help or maybe some
Prozac.
All you do is yell at me, all you do is nag.
It seems as if you're always, always on the rag.
And all we ever do is fight and dispute.
I'd rather be with your girlfriend because she is really
cute.
That's enough bitch, I've had enough of you.
Cause bitching and complaining is all you ever do.
That's enough bitch. I've had enough of you.
Stay away, stay away from me.Stay away, stay away from
Stay away, stay away from me.
Stay away, goodbye.
Ronnie Reagan, rapes Chris Fagan.
Ronnie Reagan, rapes Chris Fagan.
Ronnie Reagan rapes Chris Fagan.
Ronnie Reagan, Chris Fagan.
Stay away, stay away from me.
Stay away, stay away from me.
Stay away, stay away from me.
Well I stole our billygoat from a clown.Then that clown
chased us all around town.
He chased us good and he chased us well.
His favorite movie is the movie Nell.
Well I taught my billygoat how to play soccer.
Then he broke into some jock's locker.
I taught him how to write and I taught him how to read.
Gave my little Billy everything that he could need.
Billygoat
Billygoat
Billygoat
Billygoat
Well my Billy Goat, he is this guy.
Who watches Bill Nye the science guy.
Or his favorite show, Magnum P.I.
Billy really likes school, now that's a lie.
Here comes Billy and he looks mad.
Guess it's cause he never knew his Dad.
His daddy was a country jammer.
Cause he was raised in Alabama.
So you hate your parentsThey're a bunch of jerks
And everyday they yell at you cause they had a bad day at
work
But my friend I understand
I've been there before
There's a place where you can go where you don't have to
take it anymore
(Chorus)
At the Teenage Makeout Garage
That's where we all go when everything sucks
Yeah, yeah yeah
Teenage Makeout Garage
That's where we all go where everything rocks
So, you're feeling all depressed
Cause your boyfriend just dumped you
And you can't stop crying when you think about the things
That he put you through
But my friend I understand
I've been there before
There's a place where you can go where you don't have to
take it anymore
Today I'm kinda pissed cause today I'm gonna
miss.Different Strokes on UPN 69 at 5:00.
They've got Arnold and they've got Willis.
Played by Gary Coleman and Todd Bridges.
They've got Comrad Baine who plays Mr. Drummond.
And Kimberly the crack whore.
Then after that, there's a place where I roll phat.
I go to Shrimpers on Highway 41 where I eat lots of
shrimp.
I like it, it treats me good. I live in a gangbanging
neighborhood.
Call my dealer, AppleJack, if you want my mom or crack,
Eating spaghetti, topped with lots and lots of cheeses.
Well I looked down at my noodles and then I saw Jesus.
And I said Hi to him. And he said Hi to me.
And I asked him who the biggest player was, he said it
was Will Talley.
Everyone, everyone gets laidEveryone, gets laid tonight
Everyone, everyone gets laid
Everyone, gets laid tonight
And it doesn't matter how ugly you are
If you've got money you drive your own car
We reach total equality tonight
And it doesn't matter if you're gay or straight
There's no need to masterbate
Cause we've reached total equality tonight
Please help my brother, he's on a respirator. In Ontario
Canada. Wo oh oh ohPlease help my brother, he's on a
respirator In Ontario Canada. Wo oh oh oh
Please Mr. record executive, please sign my band.
Cause my brother's gonna die next saturday and we have no
insurance plan.
And yeah yeah yeah I got no money and I got no where to
So please sign my band and save my brother who's stuck in
Ontario
And I love my brother, I love him so much.
But when he got cancer last summer, his tumor was fun to
touch.
And yeah yeah yeah I got no money and I got no where to
So please sign my band and save my brother who's stuck in
Ontario.
Yeah he's gonna die and dying isn't fun.
So please sign my band so my brother can buy a new lung(
everybody now)
Yeah he's gonna die and dying isn't fun.
So please sign my band so my brother can buy a new lung.
Yeah he's gonna die and dying isn't fun.
So please sign my band so my brother can buy a new lung.
Please help my brother, he's on a respirator. In Ontario
Canada. Wo oh oh oh
Please help my brother, he's on a respirator In Ontario
What are you thinkingDo you think that he's a big
asshole?
Or do you really want him
Do you want him to get on top and take control?
For no, no means yes
For he's a date rapist
So please go out with me
I promise to treat you well, respectfully
(Chorus)
Please, please go out with me
Please go out with me
I promise not to take your anal virginity, woah oh oh
And I wanna be sweet and hold your hand
Like I'm in second grade and you're in second grade again
And he wants to give it to you
Give it to you just like Jordan Knight
And yeah, it really turns him on baby
When you don't want it, and you kick and scream, and
fight
And he says that he'll have you one day
One way or another
And if he can't hold you down alone
He can always get the help of his frat brothers
You remind of the sand that I walked on in Taiwan.
You were ugly, I was microwavable.
And the things you said, the things you said.
To get the warm girl to give you bread.
She said I don't do that, I don't put out with you.
So I played Bingo
All you people can't you see, can't you see.
The Backstreet Boys they aren't like me.
They can run they can fly, they can tell lots of lies.
They get off about thinking about other guys.
Then they got on the bus, just last night.
And Then they got into a fight, cause their boyfriends wouldn't go help them save the pets.
At the rally at the local park.
Save our pets!
Hi my names Lee, and can't you see.
And I brush my teeth with regularity.
Yeah, once in the morning and once at bedtime.
And after each meal so my teeth will shine.
You'll do the same, if you rehearse.
Just like the masters of the universe.
And my mom is somewhere stuck inside a taxicab in Pakistan.
Yeah, your mom's so fine, don't call me lame.And I want
to have sex with her at the soccer game.
So soccer mom, can I please be your man.
Will you take me away in your mini van
Soccer mom
Soccer mom, Soccer mom , Soccer mom
I know I'm 14 and you're 44.
But you're the kinda woman that I've been looking for.
I know you want me too, oh it's plain to see.
So take away my virginity.
Soccer Mom, well I'm in love with you.
So tell me what you want me to do.
So you want me to kill your husband.
Fat kids need James Hetfield.
Fat kids need Lars Ulrich and Kirk Hammet.
Fat kids, they need Jason Newstead.
Cliff Burton is dead.
I had a friend, he was a heavy metal singer.
He did a good impersonation of Kip Winger.
And this guy, he was a very hefty fellow.
Ate cans of Crisco and washed it down with Mello-Yello
Why do fat Kids like Metallica?
Why do they, why do they?
Why do Fat Kids like Metallica?
Why do Skinny pricks like Green Day?
Look at the fat kid with the Metallica shirt on.
I bet he wears a extra extra large.
But as for me my opinion is biased,
Cause I spend my time watching "Charles in Charge"(Scott Baio)
James Hetfield, he used to be a really fat kid.
And then he started Metallica
So Jenny Craig you can burn in Hell.
I like pretty flowers.Bunnies make me smile.
Pink's my favorite color
Big green crocodiles
Babysit my puppy(puppy)
Muppets my favorite show.(muppet)
Got my tamagotchi(Haki Hito)
Rudolph says it blows(it blows)
Dear Mr. Santa Claus,
I just want a pony.
I like drinking lots of milk.
And eating macaroni.
What's wrong with my puppy?(puppy)
Where's my applesauce.(spoon)
My family has been slaughtered(slaughtered).
Ronownski plays Lacrosse.(Ronownski)
Oh I don't wanna grow up, cause I'm a trailer trash
kid.Oh there's a million trailer parks that I, I could
play in.
From Castle Lake to K.O.A, there's a million trailer
parks, there is.
Oh I don't wanna grow up cause then I couldn't be a
trailer park kid.
Well being white trash, well it's not all that bad.
Where you live inside a trailer and you get raped by your
dad.
And your mom works at the Waffle House.
And your trailer smells like a dead old mouse.
But dad, that's okay, because your next door neighbor is
gay.
And we live all happily together in a place called the
K.O.A.
Oh I don't wanna grow up, cause I'm a trailer trash kid.
Oh there's a million trailer parks that I, I could play
From Castle Lake to K.O.A, there's a million trailer
parks, there is.
Oh I don't wanna grow up cause then I couldn't be a
trailer park kid.
Flowers and smiles, Linoleum tiles. It's what I think of you.
Is it you, or is it me? I really don't cause it's leprosy.
I hate bell peppers.
Everybody hates bell peppers.
Who here hates bell peppers?
Everybody but the leper.
Eskimos don't have any banks, so where do they keep their money?
Cryogenic freezer in the sky, why don't you square dance in my eye.
Do-si-do for Satan
Lucifer loves country westerns.
Governments and city hall.
The mayor has gone bezerk.
Leprosy strikes the supermarket.
Leprosy strikes the supermarket.
Leprosy strikes the supermarket.
It was a midget revolt.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Al Gore is a communist
Al Gore is a communist
Al Gore is a communist
Al Gore is a communist
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Midget Porn!
No more lies, no more lies
No more!
Al gore is a communist
Al gore is a communist
Al gore is a communist
I don't have a girlfriend. I don't go on dates.
That's why I sit at home, Eat corn chips and masturbate.
And everynight I think about you and I don't know what to do.
When I open my yearbook to page 22.
And I wack off to your yearbook picture.
When I wack off to your yearbook picture.
In my mind I'll give you my 4 incher.
When I wack off to your yearbook picture.
And when I was in high school, I used to be a dork.
There were no fine girls, for this fat kid to pork.
And then I got to college. I thought that things might happen
And I know how you hate my guts.
But tonight I supplied the sluts and I even bought you a beer.
So will you please be my friend, or at least we can pretend.
That you really want me here.
And I will work out and get big, and be just like Glen Danzig.
Maybe then you will think that I rule.
And it's always been my dream to be captain of the football team.
So then girls would think I was cool.
But I am a loser. (Woah)
And I guess there's no turning back. (Woah woah woah)
That's why I sell tandy Computers.(Woah)
At your local radio shack.(Woah yeah)
And maybe if I was just like you, everybody would love me too.
But I guess I'm outta luck.
Ya see it's called superficiality, they don't like your personality.
They just want your low rider truck.
What? You wanna mess with me? I dont think so! Go back
on the porch little boy!Hey you, you better fear, cause
death and destruction is near.
Its coming through your city or town, when you hear it
you better get down.
It will wreak havoc in your life, cut that grass with a
machetti knife.
You can hire a killer or a hired gun, trust me man
cause death ain't fun.
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Death ain't fun, death ain't fun busta' you better get
your back up on that porch.
Death aint fun Death aint fun DEATH DEATH.....WE'RE ALL
GONNA DIE!
Out in the ocean at the seven seas, death can come when
you are on your knees.
When you're in Asia and you go to Japan, watch out for
that sumo man.
When you're going down a river so smooth, rednecks
watch your every move.
In the land where dad is Pa, watch out for the killer
chainsaw.
Death is Happy! Death is Happy! Death is Happy! Death
is Happy!
Bar-b-que, BURN!
I smell Pizza, BURN!
I hate you, BURN!
Waco Texas, BURN!
Columbine, BURN!
I hate you, BURN!
BURN! BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn!
I AM ON FIRE!!!!!!!
Oh I wish that I had a hemp necklace. So then I could be
really cool.Oh I wish that I had a hemp neclace. So then
I could be like everybody at my school Oh I wish that my
daddy bought me a jeep wrangler, so then I could drive
around my fly honey. And then we'd go congregate at the
gas station, and round up our precious 420.(420) Let's go
shopping at the mall. Let's go shopping at the gap. Let's
go to abercrombie and fitch(Homey G) And buy all our
trendy preppy crap. Oh I wish that I had a hemp necklace.
So then I could be really cool Oh I wish that I had a
hemp necklace. So then I could be like everybody at my
Christmas time is here Happiness and cheer Fun for all
that children call their favorite time of year Snowflakes
in the air Carols everywhere Olden times and ancient
rhymes, and love and dreams to share Sleigh bells in air,
yuling everywhere Yuling by the fireside, and joyful
memories there O Christmas time and will be drawing near
I hope that we will always see such spirit through the
I'm gonna be a big rock star.When I am I won't know who
you are.
I'm gonna drive a fancy car.
And hang with celebs at the bar.
I'll have money so I'll get paid.
I'll have booty so I'll get laid.
I'm gonna be in the public eye.
I'm gonna make the little teeny boppers cry.
I will never lose, Yeah, I will always win.
So lets mix with some celebrites and do some more
heroine.
I will never lose, Yeah, I will always win.
So lets mix with some celebrites and do some more
heroine.
I'm gonna be a glam rock icon.
I wanna be like Marilyn Manson.
I wanna be on MTV.
I want you to idolize me.
I wanna sing songs that are so sappy.
I just wanna make my grandma happy.
I'm gonna be in total control.
I just want to Rock and Roll.
One more time!!
Freedom!!! Freedom!!!
Merry, Merry ChristmasYou took my plastic Jesus
You held him for ransom
He's so meek and honest
And so very handsome
(Chorus)
Plastic Manger Scene
Oh, what you mean to me
Mary and Joseph's emaculate conception
And though I bought you at Sears
You've remained faithful all through the years
You made yard look so festive at Christmas time
Please don't hurt him
Don't touch a hair on his head
I've owned him for almost 20 years
He's my very best friend
(Chorus)
And the only thing I had to change
Is maybe a lightbulb or two
Jesus, you're the best friend that a boy could ever have
She's got BulimiaWoah, oh oh oh
Bulimia
And nobody knows
She's the biggest cheerleader on the squad
She loves her parents and worships God
But none of them know the real truth
She eats a lot of food, pukes on her sister Ruth
Chorus
Bulimia
Woah, oh oh oh
Bulimia
And nobody knows
And we all try to save her
But she cares more about impressing the football players
So watch your after school special
It's about a girl
That ate a lot of doritos
And then she started to hurl
Chorus
So who cares about the quarterback
And forget about his nice car
It's time for you to live your whole life
Little boy on a respirator.Dolphin stuck in a elevator.
Hippie cooking up ramen noodles.
Yuppie beating up her poodle.
Little girl's mom frying her eggs.
She's crying in her room cause she misses her legs.
Little girl's mom frying her eggs.
She's crying in her room cause she misses her legs.
Uncle Ronnie used to be a track star.
But now he's stuck snorting dope.
Now big ole Ronnie, well, he's in prison.
Oh shit, he just dropped the soap.
Little girl's mom frying her eggs.
She's crying in her room cause she misses her legs.
Little girl's mom frying her eggs.
She's crying in her room cause she misses her legs.
The ninja's really really pissed now.
Cause his wife just wrecked his car.
The farmer can't support his family.
And the sun ain't going to rise anymore.
Little girls mom frying her eggs.
She's crying in her room cause she misses her legs.
Little girls mom frying her eggs.
She's crying in her room cause she misses her legs.
She just wanted to dance.
But she wanted to dance.
She just wanted to dance.
Oh she wanted to dance.
She just wanted to dance.
She just wanted to dance
She just wanted to dance.
I've got this little problem called insecurity.Cause all
the girls they laugh, when they go down on me. And I know
my penis is small.(too small for you) And I know my penis
is small And I know my penis is small.(too small for you)
And I know my penis is small And I wish I was a
Abercrombie model. I wish I was hung and fly But I was
I, I have no friends
My ex-girlfriend is now a lesbian
And for some wierd reason I think I made her that way
She's Gay
And all my life I've always been a tool
Struggling hard just to be cool
I'm the epitome of Nerd-Core
I work in a video store
Chorus
Everybody hates me, everybody hates me
Everybody hates me, yes they do
Everybody hates me, everybody hates me
Everybody hates me, and so do you
No matter what I say, no matter what I do
It's always gonna offend you
Sorry I wrote a song about my brother's tumor
Maybe you guys should just get a sense of humor
Sorry that I called your girlfriend a slut
When she told me she likes it hard up the butt
Maybe she shouldn't brag about gettin' passed around
At the Frat Party
Chorus
Sorry I don't say things you don't understand
Sorry I'm not cool enough for you man
Sorry I don't have a job at the mall
Or brag about girls that lick my balls
Big money makin' player, you get plenty
But I am a loser yet I never get any
I wish I could score with chicks like you
But, I'd have to buy prostitutes
Cause everybody hates me
Everybody hates me
Everybody hates me
Yes they do
Everybody hates me
Everybody hates me
Everybody hates me
I never thought it'd be this wayI'll be turning 24 this
coming may
Still in college with no career
just dreaming of a better life than here
Still living with my parents
Single and alone
Dreaming of some money to buy a home
Still fighting against the system while slowly feeding in
Becoming all those things I don't condone
And what I really need
Is a little less time to think
A little less stress in my day
So a year from now I wont have this to say
I think in time I'll be just fine
I'm just a victim from my very own insult
This is just a warning
I'm becoming so damn boring
I woke up at 7am that morning,And I was watching Saved By
The Bell,
And next thing I knew,
The Zack Attack came on and played my favorite song.
And it all hit me like, you know,
Jesus coming down from the sky and saying
'Merry Christmas and Stuff' but it wasn't about that, it
was about friends,
Friends forever, we will always be together
Cause true friendship never ends, it never ends
Friends forever, we will always be together
Yeah we will always be the best of friends,
The best of friends, the best of friends
Poppin popcorn watching scary movies,
Talking about the girl I almost kissed last night
And then we go to Six Flags,
And ride a Roller Coaster,
I'll buckle your safety belt and hold you tight
Cause we're friends forever, we will always be together
Cause true friendship never ends, it never ends
Friends forever, we will always be together
Yeah we will always be the best of friends,
The best of friends, the best of friends
We're best friends
Friends forever man
Wash your clothes.Wash your clothes.
Wash your clothes the wrong way.
Strike a pose.
Strike a pose.
Strike a pose the wrong way.
You babysit.
You babysit.
You babysit the wrong way.
You take a shit.
You take a shit.
You take a shit the wrong way.
Who's ready to break it down?
I am.
Break it down.
Break it down.
Break it down the wrong way.
Break it down.
Break it down.
Break it down the wrong way.
Everybody is laughing cause you got aids.
Everybody is laughing cause you got aids.
You had sex.
You had sex.
You had sex the wrong way.
Protect yourself.
Protect yourself.
Protect yourself the right way.
Hey my name is Sally Ruth And I am here for the humpback
whale And I really love the whale I love the humpback
whale Cause I love the whales The whales they are my
friends So when I say I love the whales, I love the
It's you, how are you gentleman
All your base are belong to us
You are on the way to destruction
All your base are belong to us
You are on the way to destruction
All your base are belong to us
(Chorus)
All your base are belong to us (8 times)
You are on the way to destruction
(Chorus)
Someone set us up the bomb
What you say?
We have no chance to survive
Make your time
Captain! Captain
Take off everything, everything
Forfeit justice, forfeit justice