The terms "online" and "offline" (also stylized as "on-line" and "off-line") have specific meanings in regard to computer technology and telecommunications. In general, "online" indicates a state of connectivity, while "offline" indicates a disconnected state. In common usage, "online" often refers to the Internet or the World-Wide Web.
The concepts have however been extended from their computing and telecommunication meanings into the area of human interaction and conversation, such that even offline can be used in contrast to the common usage of online. For example, discussions taking place during a business meeting are "online", while issues that do not concern all participants of the meeting should be "taken offline" — continued outside of the meeting.
In computer technology and telecommunication, online and offline are defined by Federal Standard 1037C. They are states or conditions of a "device or equipment" or of a "functional unit". To be considered online, one of the following must apply to a device:
Are you online?
Are you online?
Are you online I've been waiting for a sign
Are you online I've been waiting all the time
I'm in the chatroom so come and meet me soon
I've got to get this message through
I'm waiting for you
In the morning the first thing I do
Is to check my mailbox and hope there is
something from you
That little pling a message for me
It's just a thing that makes me happy
Cause I'm your cyber baby, if only we could maybe
Get together all night through
I hope you won't forget I'm your lover on the net
Boy I got a question for you
Ohh...
Are you online I've been waiting for a sign
Are you online I've been waiting all the time
I'm in the chatroom so come and meet me soon
I've got to get this message through
I'm waiting for you
In cyberspace I'm so hooked on you
I wish you were here so we could make
our reality true
Cyber love it just can't replace
The fact's that I can't see your face
Cause I'm your cyber baby, if only we could maybe
Get together all night through
I hope you won't forget I'm your lover on the net
Boy I got a question for you
Ohh...
Are you online I've been waiting for a sign
Are you online I've been waiting all the time
I'm in the chatroom so come and meet me soon
I've got to get this message through
Ohh....
Are you online I've been waiting for a sign
Are you online I've been waiting all the time
I'm in the chatroom so come and meet me soon
I've got to get this message through
I'm waiting for you
Can't save my rainy day
Yes it's true
Please hear me when I say
Heyeah
Are you online I've been waiting for a sign
Are you online I've been waiting all the time
I'm in the chatroom so come and meet me soon
I've got to get this message through
Ohh...
Are you online I've been waiting for a sign
Are you online I've been waiting all the time
I'm in the chatroom so come and meet me soon
I've got to get this message through
guided by the senses
with a licence to provide
bits of low-life to the senseless
you can't be jekyll and I can't can be hyde
enjoy the secret service
and the messages you'll get
and I hope you can tell by the intention
who is the spider in the net?
who is the spider in the bnet?
well you've got to meet me online
(I've been) disconnected for a long time
well you got to meet me online
(I wanna) download you for a lifetime
I wanna download you for a lifetime
I wanna donload you...
download you for a lifetime
today they won't use nails
jesus would not be crucified
he would be choked by nails
well you've got to meet me online
(I've been) disconnected for a long time
well you got to meet me online
I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive and old Hundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I 5'3 and overweight
I'm a Sci-fi fantatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace
Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Mazarati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up the mac
In real life, the only time I
Ever even been to LA
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.
Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in
Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Reff:
Siang malam ku selalu
Menatap layar terpaku
Untuk on line on line
On line on line
Verse 1:
Tidur telat bangun pagi pagi
Nyalain komputer online lagi
Bukan mau ngetik kerjaan
E-mail tugas diserahkan
Tapi malah buka facebook
Padahal face masih ngantuk
Beler kayak orang mabuk
Pala naik turun ngangguk-ngangguk
Sambil ngedownload empitri
Colok i pod usb kiri
Ngecekin postingan forum
Apa ada balesannye? belum
Biar belum sikat gigi belum mandi
Tapi kalo belum on line paling anti
Liat friendster myspace, youtube
Me and him, everybody you too
Siang malam ku selalu
Menatap layar terpaku
Untuk on line on line
On line on line
Jari dan keyboard beradu
Pasang earphone dengar lagu
Aku on line online
On line on line
Verse 2:
Nah udah mandi siap berangkat
Langsung cabut takut terlambat
Tak lupa flash disk gantung di leher
Malah lupa sepatu jadi nyeker
Flashdisk isinya bokep atau lagu
Kalau ada kerjaanpun gue ragu
Kalo emang berani coba pada ngaku
Cek isi foldernya satu satu
Di kantor online pakai proxy
Walau diblok server bisa dilolosi
Namanya udah ketagihan internet
Produktifitaspun kepepet
Jam kerja malah chatting ym
Ngobrol online sama ehehem
Atasan lewat langsung klik data
Pura pura kerja di depan mata
Siang malam ku selalu
Menatap layar terpaku
Untuk on line on line
On line on line
Jari dan keyboard beradu
Pasang earphone dengar lagu
Aku on line online
On line on line
Bridge:
Makan siangpun aku cari sinyal wifi
Mengapa ku kecanduan oh why why
Kadang terasa bagai tak berdaya
Ingin ku berubah.. eh ada e-mail dah dulu ya
Verse 3:
Cek e-mail spam semua
Email benerannya cuma dua
Yang satu email lama
Yang satu forwardan yang sama
Ngarep komentar buka friendster
Loading, gue tinggal beser
Pas balik ngecek komputer kok lagi maintenance server
Ya udah download lagu
Bajakan gratis gak pake ragu
Saykoji satu album
Setengah jam bisa rampung
Sore sore bosen hambar
Ide nakal cari cari gambar
Download video dengan sabar
Ketahuan pacar digampar
Siang malam ku selalu
Menatap layar terpaku
Untuk on line on line
On line on line
Jari dan keyboard beradu
Pasang earphone dengar lagu
Aku on line online
Waiting online
You and I are united
I want to look inside me
It's the only thing I feel
Lonely thinking
Am I always right?
I want to say how sorry I am
I won't let you free
Lonely day
I will make it right
Just say the things that you want
I will make it true
Finally I got nothing to say
Show time is over for me
I just need to find a way
Everything you always wanted
Dream yourself far away, just let it go
Waiting online
You and I are united
I want to look inside me
It's only thing I feel
Do you wake up seeing shadows?
It's already late
Someone is staring at you like he knew your name
Do you ever feel that you are the chosen one?
Like he feels the same