Straw (2010)

Actors

• Caleb Fisher (actor)
• Jake Heidbrink (actor)
• Michael Rich (actor)
• Wesley Shiflet (actor)
• Curt Williams (actor)
• Wesley Shiflet (producer)
• Wesley Shiflet (writer)
• Wesley Shiflet (costume designer)
• Wesley Shiflet (director)
• Wesley Shiflet (editor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Taglines:

An eccentric, incoherent film about voting rights.

Quotes:

Wesley Shiflet: To get more information on this, I had to go to the most authoritative source on the subject: myself, a friend of mine since high school.

Wesley Shiflet: Wesley Shiflet here. Do you know what this is that I'm sitting in? It's the chair of oppression.

Watterson, Bill Filmography

• American Bistro
  2014, role: actor , character name: Alex
• The Hotel Barclay
  2013, role: actor , character name: The Pimp
• Medicine Men
  2012, role: actor , character name: Humphrey
• Nesting
  2012, role: actor , character name: Scoreboard Pete
• Pierre the Pickpocket
  2012, role: actor , character name: Pierre
• How to Be a Female Director
  2012, role: actor , character name: Mr. Zanzuck
• Young Money
  2012, role: actor , character name: Thug
• How to Be a Female Director
  2012, role: actor , character name: Monster
• Worship
  2012, role: actor
• Beckett's War
  2011, role: actor , character name: Sgt. Remy
• Tent City, USA
  2011, role: actor , character name: Barry
• Firelight
  2011, role: actor , character name: Man #1
• Gustavo the Great
  2011, role: actor , character name: Lord Mirapve
• Losing Ferguson
  2011, role: actor , character name: James
• Second Chance Charlie
  2011, role: actor , character name: Spencer
• 3B
  2010, role: actor , character name: Craigslist Freak
• For the Moment
  2010, role: actor , character name: The Technician
• Retention
  2010, role: actor , character name: Michael
• Sword Vs. Shield
  2010, role: actor , character name: PSA Boyfriend
• The Martyrdom of St Agnes
  2010, role: actor , character name: Captain Middleton
• Last Meal
  2008, role: actor , character name: Hollis
• Chiseled
  2008, role: actor , character name: The Artist
• Dead & Deader
  2006, role: miscellaneous crew
• Fishy
  2006, role: miscellaneous crew
• The Thirst
  2006, role: miscellaneous crew
• The Wayne Brady Show
  2002, role: miscellaneous crew

Watterson, Bill Filmography

• Stripped: Death of the Funny Pages
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Bill Watterson - Lemon Demon

Where'd you go when you were done?
I'd like to know what you've become
Your biggest fan, awake at dawn,
I cry, I stand on your front lawn
It's plain to see you're scared of me
But that's not how it's supposed to be
When you're the reason I'm in town
And every piece of mind you put down
Don't you know I think that you're the cat's meow?
Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now?
Bill Watterson, can't you hear me?
Bill Watterson, please don't fear me
Don't treat me like I have rabies
I only wanna have your babies
Tracing lines with fingertips,
I saw the signs within these strips
And through the fog, between the frames
Of dialogue, I saw my name
And now I know where I must go,
To show you that I love you so
So I brought books for you to sign
And I brought shears to cut your phone line
Don't you know I think that you're the cat's meow?
Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now?
Bill Watterson, can't you hear me?
Bill Watterson, please don't fear me
Don't stare at me from your window
I know you wanna let me in...
... Though, oh!
You want me to show
How much I believe and
Prove how far I'll go to meet you,
Through thunderstorms and snow...
Well I would do anything
And oh!
I happen to know
The reason you're hiding
From publicity
It's not out of eccentricity,
But rather for privacy
When you meet me
And when we meet I'll be complete
I'll shake your hand and kiss your feet,
Confess my love and buy you flowers
And eat your heart and absorb your powers
Don't you know I think that you're the cat's meow?
Oh-oh-oh!
Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now?
Oh oh oh oh!
Bill Watterson, can't you hear me?
Bill Watterson, please don't fear me
Don't run from me like I'm Jason