Wendt, George Filmography

• Saturday Night Live: Thanksgiving 2013, role: actor, character name: Bob Swerski Play in Full Screen
• Merry In-Laws 2012, role: actor, character name: Mr. Claus Play in Full Screen
• The Seven Year Hitch 2012, role: actor, character name: Mr. Henderson Play in Full Screen
• A Christmas Wedding Date 2012, role: actor, character name: Mr. Destiny Play in Full Screen
• Color Me Obsessed: A Film About The Replacements 2011, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Stay-At-Home Dad 2010, role: actor, character name: Gerard Gold Play in Full Screen
• The Women of SNL 2010, role: actor, character name: Dominick Play in Full Screen
• House of Re-Animator 2010, role: actor, character name: Vice President of the United States Play in Full Screen
• Opposite Day 2009, role: actor, character name: Corporate Exec #1 Play in Full Screen
• Santa Buddies 2009, role: actor, character name: Santa Claus Play in Full Screen
• Santa Baby 2: Christmas Maybe 2009, role: actor, character name: Santa Claus Play in Full Screen
• Bryan Loves You 2008, role: actor, character name: Mr. Flynn Play in Full Screen
• Beyond a Reasonable Doubt: Making '12 Angry Men' 2008, role: actor, character name: Himself - Juror #1, 2006-2007 Touring Production Play in Full Screen
• Clean Break 2008, role: actor, character name: Chuck Play in Full Screen
• A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All! 2008, role: actor, character name: Santa Play in Full Screen
• Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular 2007, role: actor, character name: Santa Claus Play in Full Screen
• LA Blues 2007, role: actor, character name: Mickey Play in Full Screen
• Imperfect Union 2007, role: actor, character name: Duke Play in Full Screen
• Saturday Morning 2007, role: actor, character name: Harold Play in Full Screen
• Number 7 2007, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Santa Baby 2006, role: actor, character name: Santa Claus Play in Full Screen
• The Ultimate Sitcom 2006, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Guy Walks Into a Bar 2006, role: actor, Play in Full Screen
• As Seen on TV 2005, role: actor, character name: Donald Play in Full Screen
• 2005 Radio Music Awards 2005, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• The Life Coach 2005, role: actor, character name: George Play in Full Screen
• Saturday Night Live in the '80s: Lost & Found 2005, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Edmond 2005, role: actor, character name: Pawn Shop Owner Play in Full Screen
• Stephen's Life 2005, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Kids in America 2005, role: actor, character name: Coach Thompson Play in Full Screen
• King of the Ants: Behind the Scenes 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Nicholas Colasanto: His Final Season 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Cliff's Notes: The Wisdom of Cliff Clavin 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Whose Curse Is Worse?: Red Sox and Cubs on Trial 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Virtual Vera 2004, role: actor, character name: Norm Peterson Play in Full Screen
• America Speaks Out 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Carla's Whipping Boy 2004, role: actor, character name: Norm Peterson Play in Full Screen
• Carla the Comeback Queen: Insults for Every Occasion 2004, role: actor, character name: Norm Peterson Play in Full Screen
• Shrink-Warped: Introducing Frasier Crane 2004, role: actor, character name: Norm Peterson Play in Full Screen
• The Great American Celebrity Spelling Bee 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself - Contestant Play in Full Screen
• 101 Most Unforgettable SNL Moments 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Di Another Day: Diane Chambers from A-Z 2004, role: actor, character name: Norm Peterson Play in Full Screen
• Strictly Top-Shelf: The Guys Behind the Bar 2004, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• House of Dreams 2004, role: actor, character name: Host Play in Full Screen
• Coach Ernie Pantusso's Rules of the Game 2003, role: actor, character name: Norm Peterson Play in Full Screen
• Setting the Bar: A Conversation with Ted Danson 2003, role: actor, character name: Norm Peterson Play in Full Screen
• Mayor of the Sunset Strip 2003, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• I'll Drink to That: Stormin' Norm-isms 2003, role: actor, character name: Norm Peterson Play in Full Screen
• My Dinner with Jimi 2003, role: actor, character name: Bill Uttley Play in Full Screen
• Michael Jackson: Number Ones 2003, role: actor, character name: The Father Play in Full Screen

Wendt, George Filmography

• Is Everybody Happy? 1943, role: actor, character name: Soundtrack Trumpeter Play in Full Screen
• Second Chorus 1940, role: actor, character name: Trumpet Player Play in Full Screen

Famous quotes by George Wendt:

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  I'm like a G in a pea coat
  Kumquat, cum yacht, skeet skeet in a boat
  Fuck you think I'm knee deep in it fo'
  For cheese nigga please feed me free reefer and coke
  Pop some midol and I'm all set
  Run down to midtown get my balls wet
  But not that tranny action
  I'm talking moms mabley baby, granny Jackson
  Designed this flyer in papyrus font
  Sent an e-mail just to see what Miley Cyrus want
  She told me comic sans I'm not a damn mind reader
  Besides these Y's look like I's on the wifebeater
  You don't like us? Well keep a distance from us
  Give us ten feet mincemeat pita chips and humus
  My mantra is get rich or die trying
  Or try dying, or try iron on tie dying
  Could try briars brand yogurt
  Beware of leviathans they try to scam ogres
  Ask Shrek he can vouch
  Peace to Selma Hayek's ass, chest, cheeks, and mouth
  Damnit I have needs
  I ain't an ass man show me calves and knees
  I'm smelling mustard gas in the breeze
  Stuck the brass in the P in the aspirin machine
  Yo now everyone do the George Wendt
  Camping outside with Mormons in an orange tent
  Watching the foreign kids perform rent