Oslo (English pronunciation: /ˈɒzloʊ/, OZ-loh,Norwegian pronunciation: [²ʊʃlʊ] ( listen) or [²ʊslʊ]) is the capital of and most populous city in Norway. Founded around 1048 by King Harald III, the city was elevated to a bishopric in 1070 and a capital under Haakon V around 1300. Personal unions with Denmark from 1397 to 1523 and again from 1536 to 1814 and with Sweden from 1814 to 1905 reduced its influence. After being destroyed by a fire in 1624, the city was moved closer to Akershus Castle during the reign of King Christian IV and renamed Christiania in his honour. It was established as a municipality (formannskapsdistrikt) on 1 January 1838. Following a spelling reform, it was known as Kristiania from 1877 to 1925, when its original Norwegian name was restored.
Oslo is the economic and governmental centre of Norway. The city is also a hub of Norwegian trade, banking, industry and shipping. It is an important centre for maritime industries and maritime trade in Europe. The city is home to many companies within the maritime sector, some of which are amongst the world's largest shipping companies, shipbrokers and maritime insurance brokers. Oslo is a pilot city of the Council of Europe and the European Commission intercultural cities programme.
Justin Drew Bieber ( /ˈbiːbər/ BEE-bər, born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian Pop/R&B singer-songwriter, musician, and actor. Bieber was discovered in 2008 by Scooter Braun, who came across Bieber's videos on YouTube and later became his manager. Braun arranged for him to meet with Usher in Atlanta, Georgia, and Bieber was soon signed to Raymond Braun Media Group (RBMG), a joint venture between Braun and Usher, and then to a recording contract with Island Records offered by L.A. Reid. Bieber's debut single, "One Time", was released in 2009 and peaked in the top twenty in Canada and charted in the top thirty in several international markets. His debut album, the seven-track EP My World, followed in November 2009, and was soon certified platinum in the United States. He became the first artist to have seven songs from a debut album chart on the Billboard Hot 100.
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The dev team at Diviner software has just been notified that a hacker plans to exploit a hole in their software that would expose over one trillion dollars worldwide. Their weekends ruined can they come up with a fix in time and save their jobs before the Hacker tells everyone in the world how to exploit it?
Keywords: bank-heist, black-comedy, cyber-thriller, independent-film, office-space, social-commentary
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A gangster boss (Ice-T) has a list of about 100 people who have screwed up at one point or another. Rather than outright killing them, he decides to have a little fun by putting all of them together in a high security prison, unarmed, and dumping bucketfulls of guns, ammo, and baseball bats on them and letting them kill each other. The final three who survive are given a prize of 10 million dollars. Let chaos reign.
Keywords: action-hero, anti-hero, assassin, baseball-bat, body-count, body-in-a-trunk, bodyguard, bomb, brawl, british
100 Assassins. 1,000 Weapons. 10,000,000 Dollars. Only One Can Survive.
Mayhem Is Good
Sparks fly when real killers collide.
Ricky: Hey, I happen to have a healthy respect for profanity. They're just not happy words and they don't make me happy to hear them. To use something over and over until it has no meaning. Hell hell hell hell hell.
Hoss: That's twisted.::Crow: Twisted but fun.
Lou: Valium, prozac, and ritalin. Breakfast of champions.
Moon: YOU like Mambo?::Lou: Yeah. Makes you want to dance...
Moon's Associate: What if we don't want to play?::[Moon shoots the guy asking the question]::Moon: Then don't! ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?
D: I can't be here for this. This is wrong. Wrong time, wrong place... wrong life.
Marcus: Let's just say that once upon a time, there were 3 bears::Lou: Oh God, not another story!::D: Yeah Marcus, just spit it out!::Marcus: The bears went out one day looking for food which was other bears::Lou: Ah, cannibalistic bears!::Marcus: And when these 3 bears got back to their house, they found little Goldilocks sleeping in their bed. Just before they could eat her, Papa bear said, 'Now just wait, we're cannibalistic bears!'::D: Yes, yes we are::Lou: I wanna be Mama bear::D: *Three* bears::Marcus: Ah, the bears. Goldilocks is tasty to us so Goldilocks must be tasty to other bears, and what we really would like to eat is other bears, so why don't we use Goldilocks as a trap for the other bears. And all the bears nodded their heads and thought it was good, so they did. Goldilocks was a very good trap for the other bears, and the 3 bears went back home to their nice homes at night, simply stuffed to the gills with bear. Yum yum!::D: So who do we use for bait? Not Goldilocks::Lou: Not who, but what::Marcus: Precisely::D: Im lost::Lou: Of course you are, you're stupid!
Lou: Marcus, why is everybody saying you're stupid?
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It has been 73 years since Alex failed and the Humans lost the Cyborg Wars. Since then, the Humans have been enslaved. Scientists have developed a new DNA strain, which could signal the end of the Cyborgs, and they inject it into a volunteer. When the Cyborgs learn of the woman and the baby they list both for termination. To escape, she takes a stolen Cyborg ship and transports back in time to East Africa in 1980, where the mother is killed, but the baby is saved. It takes 20 years, but the Cyborg bounty hunter Nebula finally locates the girl, named Alex, and travels back in time to terminate her.
Keywords: action-heroine, cyborg, digit-in-title, direct-to-video-sequel-to-theatrical-movie, female-bodybuilder, independent-film, number-in-title, numbered-sequel, second-part, sequel
The Future Just Got Darker
She was sent back in time to ensure the future of mankind. And following right behind her was a creature determined to prevent it.
Welcome to Norway
Well shake it up and fizzle it out, call it what you will
There's nothing quite like getting out of your face to stop you felling ill...
But the next day you're out there and you're still stoned
Your only seeing policemen, you're feeling all alone
You need a dose of vitamins, you need some H2O
Concentration comes too fast and then it tends to go
And if you get all stoned again the whole thing just repeats
So pull it up and wake it up with arms and legs and feet
Then you get to be so knackered cos, you're doing this and that
You need to quit the madness, re-learn how to relax
By the time you've reached the point at which you've lost the will to rush
You'll be so relaxed that next day, you'll be doing twice as much!
So pour it down or cook it up, call it what you can
There's nothing quite like food and drink to stop you going mad
But the next day you're out there and you're still full
Of alcohol, cholesterol, wind and piss and drool
You need a pile of tablets, you need a place to sit
The time it takes to run around has shrunk and doesn't fit
Then gradually you lose the speeds
Of fast and slow and ideas feed
From work to play until the need
To set the gap has gone
So until then I think I'll spend
The week re-living the weekend
And vice-versa he's off again
Now where's that chorus gone?
Open it up or close it down but take it when you go
Cos there's nothing quite like going away to a place you hardly know
And having a session of mental regress - yes yes
I think we get the point... joint?! Pint?!
O - S - L - O
Nothing, I thought nothing of you
Just another young man
Running up the mountain
There are many like you
Mistaken, it's not meant to be this
It's not meant to be love
Crossing path and that is all
And that was all
Turning me
And handle me
Come through me
And close to me
Turning me
And handle me
Come through me
And close to me
I wish we had one long night
Stain each other
We won't see one another
Will you always rememberãã?
Turning me
And handle me
Come through me
And close to me
Turning me
And handle me
Come through me