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A romantic triangle between three outsiders in Tel Aviv. With Dina Limon, Iyar Wolpe, Avigdor Weil. 'After working for several grueling years as a night guard in a high-rise in Tel Aviv, Avi Kurtzweil found work at a camera store belonging to a friend of his.' In the camera store Avi meets Dita, and they become friends. Dita introduces Avi to her mother Zelda, Which furthermore complicates things.
Plot
B.C. Holmes is a 70-year-old con man who lives fast and refuses to grow up. When B.C. gets into some trouble, his socially awkward, brainiac partner, Stilts Fitzsimmons, breaks him out of the nursing home where he's been serving a suspended sentence. B.C. owes money to an eclectic East Side pimp named Marlin, so the not-so-dynamic duo is forced to go right back to work. B.C.'s completely past his prime as a grifter, and that, paired with his addiction to the night life, is going to get him in trouble before the night is over.
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Lilly, a female cab driver and costume designer for show girls on the side, goes through her days thinking she is just that, a cabbie, until Divine Intervention breaks down, one cab after another, and places her in spots where she picks up people who really need to be heard and loved. Then her own secret fantasies and nightmares challenge her own destiny, until she meets one Lady, Rose Marie,whom, she helps to heal her, then in return, gets a pair of wings.
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Rumblestrips are those raised bumps on the road that make a loud, jarring vibration when an inattentive driver drifts off course or needs to slow down. Rumblestrips the movie is a fictional narrative about a foolish but well-meaning mother whose life has drifted off center, and it's the unwavering devotion of her two young daughters that leads her back within the lines. Told as a personal narrative from Toby's and each of her young daughters' points of view, Rumblestrips is a tale of how this family navigates loss and love when the mother they rely upon may soon be taken away from them. Broke and emotionally blistered after the death of her husband, Toby has turned to a beloved pastime, growing marijuana, to provide for her family. When she is arrested and convicted, she packs up the RV and takes her two young daughters on a road trip while uneasily awaiting sentencing. Lulu, longing for her normal 12 year-old's life of boys and soccer, patiently rides along, quietly mining her mother for any clues as to what lies ahead, and tiring of keeping her younger sister, Zelda, in the dark. Zelda, for her part, is happy to tag along, soaking up her bored sister's attention and ready for adventure. As the RV steers from the misty coast of the Pacific Northwest, across emerald mountains and all the way down to the dusty banks of the Rio Grande, the truth and consequences of Toby's choices are chronicled. She brushes off her impending court date as "nothing" and pushes the RV on, deep into the desert, as if the isolated peace of the dry land can keep her children close and her demons distant. But when the RV breaks down, Toby compromises her family's safety by seeking help from a stranger who pulls Toby's errors into the light. We aren't sure of this brooding man's motives, but he presents Toby with an opportunity to swallow her fears, redeem herself in her daughters' eyes, and brave the road that will take them all home.
Plot
The Creeds have just moved to a new house in the countryside. Their house is perfect, except for two things: the semi-trailers that roar past on the narrow road, and the mysterious cemetary in the woods behind the house. The Creed's neighbours are reluctant to talk about the cemetary, and for good reason too.
Keywords: 1980s, airliner, airplane, airport, anger, anger, anguish, arson, atonal-music-score, author-cameo
Sometimes dead is better.
A Pet Isn't Just For Life.
Victor Pascow: The soil in a man's heart is stonier.
Jud Crandall: Sometimes dead is better.
Louis Creed: Go on, lay down, play dead, be dead!
Victor Pascow: I'm sorry Louis, I'm so sorry, but don't make it worse! Don't!::Louis Creed: I waited too long with Gage. But with Rachel... it will work this time! Because she just died, she just died a little while ago!::Victor Pascow: [echoes and fades away] Please! Louis! No!
Rachel: It's okay, Ellie! You just had a bad dream.::Ellie: It wasn't a dream, it was Paxcow! Paxcow says daddy is going to do something really bad!::Rachel: Who is this Paxcow?::Ellie: He's a ghost! He's a good ghost! He was sent to warn us!
Louis Creed: Today is thanksgiving day for cats. But only if they came back from the dead.
[Talking on the phone]::Gage: First I play with Judd, then mommy came, and I play with mommy. We play daddy, we had a awful good time! Now, I want to play with you...::Louis Creed: What did you do?::Gage: [laughs wickedly]::Louis Creed: What did you do!
Louis Creed: Has anyone ever buried a person up there?::Jud Crandall: Christ on his throne no. Who ever would?
Jud Crandall: She knew it was an abomination.
Gage: No Fair! No Fair, No Fair!
Plot
A wealthy art collector and his wife have their property broken into in this strange, awkward comedy. Little does the thief realize, but the most prized artwork in the collection is protected by a small guillotine. He loses his hand and is then blackmailed into robbing an art dealer, who earlier in the film refused to sell a statue of an eagle.
Zelda may refer to:
When you're at the movie
Don't pretend you're groovy
Don't be swayed and shell shocked
Hinder hear the band out
There is only waving
Men's are misbehaving
Jackie's on the craving
Rabbits on the raving
They're on the way with a tooth force
Hella frat while the cats gone
Zelda waves from the backseat
Hello, hello
Zelda lays up the track sheet
Hello, hello
Stand outside the door frame
Enter at your own game
Horse is trapped and ignorant
Of course, you won't get in here
Zelda is only waving
Doesn't know you're worth saving
Mine is trapped in a cave in
Monday feels like a slave in
Zelda is waving with her two hands
Freddy's making up a new band
Zelda waves from the backseat
Hello, hello
Zelda lays up the track sheet
Hello, hello
I can't explain
Again and again
Ain't you afraid
Again and again
Zelda waves from the backseat
Hello, hello
Zelda lays up the track sheet
Hello, hello
When we meet with a genius
You know he's never really seen us
He's come back to brandy
Well that's very handy
Zelda's on the way man
To raise his kids, it's just amazing
Keith had joined the navy
Roger's little baby
Zelda screams not to touch her
But one day someone will fuck her
Zelda waves from the backseat
Hello, hello
Zelda lays up the track sheet
Zelda, you asked me to wake you
If I woke up before you
And you were still stuck inside
I'm here to tell you
We're not awake, yet
Zelda, you look between two worlds
A tunnel with two ends
Pitch black in the middle
Like a train
Zelda, it's just not important
The small things we suffer
It's in an ocean
Do you recognize this music? ...Well duh!
Why?
'Cause it's the motherfuckin' Legend of Zelda!
I'm an old man and this cave is my home
Take this it's dangerous to go alone
Now, Journey across a spooky land
You hold in your hand
a sword that shoots laser beams
Won't you feel like a man, dressed up like Peter Pan,
on a quest greater than your dreams!
(Than your dreams, than your dreams, fleemy geemy
deemy)
Go, Link!
From here to over there, you'll find Ganon's lair,
C'mon it's your destiny!
Trust the hero inside, but if you're terrified,
purchase the strategy guide from me
(Fourteen dollars, also tax, here ya go now)
Zelda is helpless and distraught, but mostly she's hot
So hurry!
Just steady thy course,
Go find that Triforce
then take it by force!
And maybe she'll touch your wang, touch your wang,
touch your thang, rang-a-dang-a-lang
Go, Link!
Get your man on!
Seek out Ganon!
Go invade his barricade!
Stick your blade in, save the maid 'n you just might
get...
laid!
Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh
It's dangerous to go alone...take this!
Five years and a decade ago today
I got a NES for Christmas.
I started to play Castlevania II;
The first game that I purchased
After the Mario and Duck Hunt cross-cartridge.
It was a hobby of my generation, no doubt.
If you dissed Ganon, you know what I'm about:
Whippin' Dracula like fireballs at Koopa,
Javelins to Lucifer, arrows to Medusa.
Dragon Warriors- my game of choice.
And SNK Baseball would make a girl moist.
I power up my die; thought I was bad.
Then when I fired at them.. man, I felt sad.
Hour after hour I'd explored the land.
Cruisin' in the Turtle Van, yeah man!
Blowin' in the cartridge to get it to work.
Sometimes it'd even help to push it to the side.
Aside from that, it was all so much fun.
Sonic is a bitch, all he can do is run.
Pop in Contra, rip it apart-
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start.
I thought it was the bomb makin' a game about Goonies.
Library titles like an an arcade in my room.
We stayed up all late night,
Hopin' that we would fight
Mike Tyson with Flamenco went down with a left-right.
Setting our goal, a two hour tradition,
After practicing Rygar in a mission
I could have another chance to fight Lygar.
If a sequel comes out, then make one for Strydar.
Why are these games being sold dirt-cheap?
'Cause River City Ransom took about eight weeks
To save our allowance; rememberin' how it felt
Waitin' for Mario 3 and like I'm in Auswitch.
Six bombs flash and I'm in one too.
Goombas be tryin' to grab on my shoe.
I don't care if the drums are static.
Negative one, you can tell it's a habit.
Mom tells me to put my clothes in the hamper,
Then I shoot her with my grey zapper.
She's tryin' to get me off to school,
But I tell her that I'm sick so that I can beat two.
I'm jumpin' around,
Flyin' around,
Goin' to town,
Killin' the slime,
Stoppin' time,
Skate Or Die,
Nintendo,
Bitch!
Words from a drunk and numbers in code - I've got the pride of the irish
On the phone - keep sending postcards from chicago - pressures building up
I think I might explode - hold tight - I wish that you could see through my eyes
I've never really been good with goodbyes, so keep holding on
I'm holding on - so what'll it be? clothes in the trunk - I guess I should
Have known - looks like the queen of confusion's got her throne
Save a white russian for the drive home - mint and hazelnut,
I can't forget how you taste - windows boarded up,
But were they ever really open in the first place?
One day can lead to decay - what in the hell happened