Switzerland (German: die Schweiz[ˈʃvaɪts]; French: Suisse [sɥis(ə)]; Italian: Svizzera [ˈzvit͡sːɛra]; Romansh: Svizra [ˈʒviːtsrɐ] or [ˈʒviːtsʁːɐ]), in its full name the Swiss Confederation (Latin: Confoederatio Helvetica, hence its abbreviation CH), is a federal republic consisting of 26 cantons, with Bern as the seat of the federal authorities. The country is situated in western Europe, where it is bordered by Germany to the north, France to the west, Italy to the south, and Austria and Liechtenstein to the east.
Switzerland is a landlocked country geographically divided between the Alps, the Swiss Plateau and the Jura, spanning an area of 41,285 km2 (15,940 sq mi). While the Alps occupy the greater part of the territory, the Swiss population of approximately 8 million people is concentrated mostly on the Plateau, where the largest cities are to be found. Among them are the two global cities and economic centres of Zurich and Geneva.
The Swiss Confederation has a long history of armed neutrality—it has not been in a state of war internationally since 1815—and did not join the United Nations until 2002. It pursues, however, an active foreign policy and is frequently involved in peace-building processes around the world. Switzerland is also the birthplace of the Red Cross and home to a large number of international organizations, including the second largest UN office. On the European level, it is a founding member of the European Free Trade Association and is part of the Schengen Area – although it is notably not a member of the European Union, nor the European Economic Area.
William "Bill" Maher, Jr. ( /ˈmɑːr/; born January 20, 1956) is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, author, and actor. Before his current role as the host of HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher, Maher hosted a similar late-night talk show called Politically Incorrect originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC.
Maher is known for his political satire and sociopolitical commentary, which targets a wide swath of topics including religion, politics, bureaucracies of many kinds, political correctness, the mass media, greed among people and persons in positions of high political and social power, and the lack of intellectual curiosity in the electorate. He supports the legalization of marijuana and same-sex marriage, and serves on the board of PETA. He is also a critic of religion and is an advisory board member of Project Reason, a foundation to promote scientific knowledge and secular values within society. In 2005, Maher ranked at number 38 on Comedy Central's 100 greatest stand-up comedians of all time. Bill Maher received a Hollywood Walk of Fame star on September 14, 2010.
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Consumed by a horrific event in her past, a woman is driven to violent retribution, and soon discovers that there can be no getting even. Her only ally: a meth-making genius who manipulates her for his own ends while she wages a vigilante campaign against a powerful drug lord and his thug army. A detective, investigating a series of grisly homicides, begins to uncover the truth about her, and the role he himself played in her origins. But can he find her in time to stop the killing, and to save her from herself?
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The God Complex is a comedy re-telling of the silliest stories in the Bible, and with a touch of logic, made just a bit sillier. All your favorite characters are there; God, God's girlfriend Barb, Gay Joseph, Virgin Mary, Virgin Mary's Gynecologist, Noah and his wife Yessah, their sons Ham, Swiss and Rye, Adam and Eve and Pete, Moses, the tested and tormented Job, and of course - Jesus. The film covers the world from "in the beginning" to today, where God and Jesus walk among us disguised as a mild mannered employees for a great metropolitan toy manufacturer. The God Complex was featured at the 2010 Burbank International Film Festival and the 2011 International Freethought Film Festival, and is the official rejection of 10 other prestigious film festivals.
If God is the answer, let's rethink the question
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Twins Gary and Cary are set on being big time rappas...only problem is they don't have any talent! Desperate for big bucks and fame they are suckered into signing a bogus 30 album deal with Twitch Records. Now their only way out of the deal is $100,000 or pull off the biggest heist anyone has ever seen. With crazy friends and dumb luck on their side, there just might be fame and fortune in the twins' future after all.
Keywords: hip-hop, rapper, urban
All Deals Ain't Good Deals
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After a car crash, Jamie, 30, comes to, locked in a room at a factory. Her son, a diabetic, is missing. A man wearing a ski mask comes into the room and tells her that she must help him find her husband who has stolen millions from his boss. He says her husband is a killer and a drug trafficker. Jamie is certain it's a mistake. Her captor insists she help him or lose her son. He brings her audio tapes made in their apartment demanding she figure out how her husband was communicating with an accomplice. She has only 12 hours before she and her son will die. Can she force herself to believe that she has been betrayed - and then what? There's no way out, yet she resolves to save her son.
Keywords: attempted-rape, bank-account, betrayal-of-husband, betrayal-of-trust, blood-spatter, bruise, child-in-peril, cigarette-smoking, computer-major, crate
[first lines]::Officer Wild: This is officer 11653. Officer 11653, Philly PD, reporting motor vehicle accident. It's a late model sedan traveling south-bound.::dispatcher: Location?::Officer Wild: Approximately 6 miles off the Cranson back roads. Closest mile marker is 115. Looks like the vehicle was hit hard from the rear. On the approach I see severe back-end damage on the left-hand side. No second vehicle, possible hit and run::dispatcher: How many injured?::Officer Wild: Checking for victims now.::dispatcher: Awaiting response officer 11653, awaiting response. How many injured?::Officer Wild: There's nobody here...
[last lines]::voice: [answering phone call] Hello?::Jamie: Mr. Drucken, my name is Jamie Taylor::voice: We've been expecting your call. Would you like to come in?::Jamie: No, we do this my way. I have something you want...
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Antonio is an upcoming movie producer who is trying to get his big break in the business by throwing parties. Antonio thinks if he throws enough successful parties, he will be able to get his start as a well known producer. Antonio finds himself in a jam, how are you going to throw a party with no cash? Well the drama starts and Antonio finds out who his friends really are. Between Antonio's roommates, one being an upcoming model and the other being a recording artist you think they would be enthusiastic to help their friend, think again. Antonio now has to turn to the wrong friends, and those friends you want to stay away from.
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In this spoof of spy films, Alan, a U.N. translator, and his kindergarten teacher wife, Beverly, get roped into helping foil a presidential assassination plot by an unlikely G-man-who just so happens to look like Alan's old college buddy, Freddie. But before "Freddie" can finger the real hired-gun-a cold-hearted killer with a penchant for using kitchen tools to do the deed-he, Alan, and Beverly must first rule out some strange and unusual suspects!
Keywords: comma-in-title, punctuation-in-title, rhyme-in-title, spy
My hands are dirty, I do it by myself
Filthy dirty, all ten of me
My hands are dirty I do it by myself
With love
(x2)
M.C. Totally Rad, I'm rough and I'm raw
The delicious mind steal(?), the kids all love and adore
Flesh slash a chest gash-head, smashes-me a splash-sling
Slang from my inner like stone at the center
Terminally ill, sick sick sick shit spit it like (cough)(spit)
Check this out, Jesus Christ, What the fuck is that?
Molecules vibrating a hundred and eighty six thousand miles per second
I'm standing still, explosion, frozen, emotions
Stop for animated, smack you cunts back-to-front
Dumb insects getting manipulated by mutants
Like mute ants fluttering around my head
Trying to catch my light, getting zapped by illuminous humans
Papa, why you doing this?
Shut up, I'm just trying to fold this here
Lift up your head sip from the skull
The blood tastes like nectar
I wield the mighty microphone scepter
That my skin is beautifully blue
Come in the water it's lovely allow me to help you to see you
This suffering is a product of your laziness
Life is life, just hustle and bustle
Now here take this sponge
Now wash your skin off your muscles
Wash your muscle off your bone
That's it: Scrub scrub scrub scrub
Goodness grief
What's this strange now bursting up from underneath
Translucent lucid poor little girls
don't let it get to your flesh
Why is Mc Totally Rad, so ridiculously fresh
Neck spread, bliss, rope round neck
now (?)killed, swing, Waddy like your little bro's body
What is it? Looking at me, through your eyeballs
Who are you?
My hands are dirty, I do it by myself
Filthy dirty, all ten of me
My hands are dirty I do it by myself
With love
(x2)
I don't look very nice, without my skin-on
Electronic B-boy
Moths flutter around head.
Rock x-ray goggles
Sucking on a bottle of rap very well
Dropping those
Fantastical Black fairy-tales
Waddy is not real, uh-uh?
Waddy is just a character in this scary dream your busy having
the Enigmatic magnifying glass like focused on unoriginal
dilly-dallies
Run around in a silly panic
Little vandals i saw the end
Don't know what awesome, stand still
Life's ill
why cease to be stuck in mind?
But the circuitry was hurting me
So I unplugged now civilians
Look at me like screensavers
Hey, wipe that look off your face
Like toilet paper, little semen sprayers wanna rock with the demonslayer
Stick my finger in my nose, look what I got, thick black sticky
Sticky bad crystallized snot
My hands are dirty, I do it by myself
Filthy dirty, all ten of me
My hands are dirty I do it by myself
With, love
(x2)