Year 535 (DXXXV) was a common year starting on Monday (link will display the full calendar) of the Julian calendar. At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Belisarius without colleague (or, less frequently, year 1288 Ab urbe condita). The denomination 535 for this year has been used since the early medieval period, when the Anno Domini calendar era became the prevalent method in Europe for naming years.
Joseph James "Joe" Rogan (born August 11, 1967) is an American martial artist, stand-up comedian, actor, writer and color commentator. He is best known for playing Joe Garrelli on the NBC sitcom NewsRadio, commentating for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, hosting the NBC reality show Fear Factor and The Joe Rogan Experience podcast.
Rogan was born in Newark, New Jersey. His paternal grandfather was Irish and the remainder of his ancestry is Italian.
In 1981, at age fourteen, he became a practitioner of Kenpo Karate before transitioning to Taekwondo. He eventually gained a 2nd dan black belt. A four-time state champion in Massachusetts, in 1987 he was the USA Taekwondo U.S. Open Champion. In 1996, he began training in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu under Jean Jacques Machado, eventually earning his brown belt. In addition, he holds a brown belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu under Eddie Bravo.
He also practiced and competed in kickboxing.
In 1994, he co-starred on the Fox comedy Hardball as Frank Valente, the young, ego-centric star player on a fictional professional baseball team. From 1995 to 1999, he co-starred on the comedy NewsRadio. He portrayed Joe Garrelli, the electrician at WNYX, a news radio station in New York City. In 2002, he appeared on the episode "A Beautiful Mind" of Just Shoot Me as Chris, Maya Gallo's boyfriend. In 2011, Rogan played his first major character in a movie in the Kevin James movie Zookeeper. He is slated to play himself in an upcoming action-comedy starring Kevin James called Here Comes the Boom, set to be released in the summer of 2012.
[Mac Mall]
I be that five hundred thirty-fiv
Type of nigga that's quick to snatch yo bitch
In my Cadillac drop her at the first strip
Stay loaded off her but don't call Griff
All my hollows in backwoods just for lips
We can kick it in the S with thousand dolla kicks
Young ridaz from the 5, don't care trick
Suckaz call us Crestside most scandalous
Yeaaah, my crew rollin' with you know who
Can't a nigga from the strip leave ya blue
Hoes cruisin' and Cuddies goin back and forth
You want dick in your life, bitch come to the North
You might find me on the Sawyer S-T
I get jankie off the A-V-E
Under the tree with the cuddie Dubee
Sleep Dank and Telly I see L-O-V-E
W-G, Young Von and Looney
Hoovie, Lil' J, Tic Toc and Mainey
Mannish, eat a pea get cabbage
Much love to Pug and all the niggas from the club
Double R, G-B's and Looies
What's up, What's up
Yeah Mackin Ass Mall ya know
Rollin with the five thirty fiv Beeyatch
[Sleep Dank]
Yeah, so Crack the heem, blaze the hollow and get lit
Cuz we five hundred and thirty five percent
[Dubee]
Now how many ways can a playa represent
These Westside residents, five thirty-five percent
We pimp for Luciano, lead never follow
With hollows up in my rallow, me be quick to swallow
So carrots to figures, niggas perpetratin game
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Niggas with big thangs
I bangs, bring the heat
Dirty Dub to the East
Game controlla', Fetti folda'
As I release these pieces that give you sqeezas
the reasons to be served
Niggaz all across the nation my game status be worthy
I'm hurtin hookers, ?ghetto jukers? in every aspect
Ain't nothin' to it, we move units down to the last deck
We definitely shy, mobbin out the gates, hoggin is a trait
And we fly state to state
Holla' 53 fifths
To the hookers in ?jiffs?
Life's fo sheezy
I'm with my five three feezy
[chorus]
We down to five hundred thirty-five percent
Universally representin' soft shit
So crack the heem, blaze the hollow and get lit
Representin' five hundred thirty-five percent [x2]
Yeah uh, guess who's back in the mothafuckin' house
Game stackin', Sleep Dank the "Total Package"
We hit the scenery blazin' hollow gettin' lit
Representin' five hundred thirty-five percent
My niggas airtight, poppin' at the clubs so now it's on
Wit my niggas Lil' Dangerous and Mr. Cardo
So baby round up your crew, drinks is on me
We can heavy conversate, tanqueray, hennessey
I heard your click was bomb shit
It's all good cuz the niggas that I talk with
For surely soft shit
My cuddie Sugawolf Pimp bangin' at yo' spot
My nigga Young Short, he got the dance floor locked
Forever doin' this universally, after parties being thrown
Tramps hit the spot like national emergencies
What's your status, hide your bread, oh you ain't able?
Oh you ain't stable?
You gotsta bounce on my nigga's table
Cuz it's all about the bill ya'll
Cuz it's all about the dolla' dolla' bill ya'll