Songs in the Key of Grinch (2000)

Actors

• Albert Hague (actor)
• Boris Karloff (actor)
• Boris Karloff (actor)
• Thurl Ravenscroft (actor)
• Bruce Stuart Greenberg (producer)
• Kristin Grosshandler (producer)
• Hal Kaufman (producer)

Genres

• Documentary
• Short

In Search of Dr. Seuss (1994)

Actors

• Troy Burgess (actor)
• Reggie Burrell (actor)
• Rick Charles (actor)
• Winston Churchill (actor)
• Andraé Crouch (actor)
• Billy Crystal (actor)
• J.D. Daniels (actor)
• Raymond Del Barrio (actor)
• T.J. Espinoza (actor)
• Matt Frewer (actor)
• David Gibson (actor)
• David Gibson (actor)
• Rudolf Hess (actor)
• Adolf Hitler (actor)
• Brady Bluhm (actor)

Genres

• Animation
• Biography
• Comedy
• Family

The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat (1982)

Actors

• Mason Adams (actor)
• Mason Adams (actor)
• Joe Eich (actor)
• Bob Holt (actor)
• Frank Welker (actor)
• Frank Welker (actor)
• Frank Welker (actor)
• David H. DePatie (producer)
• Friz Freleng (producer)
• Dr. Seuss (producer)
• Dr. Seuss (writer)
• Dr. Seuss (writer)
• Joe Raposo (composer)
• Bill Perez (director)
• Jim Blodgett (editor)

Genres

• Animation
• Family
• Short

Quotes:

The Cat in the Hat: [to the Grinch] I deeply deplore any inconvieniece that I may have caused you Mr... Green Face.

The Grinch: A lighthouse makes light, so, just for a lark, I built me a darkhouse. A darkhouse makes dark.

The Cat in the Hat: That Grinch. That Grinch! That psychopathic Grinch!::[pacing back and forth]::The Cat in the Hat: Why is a Grinch? What makes him tick? Why is his Grinch brain sick, sick, sick? Oh boy, if I had a psychiatrist couch, I'd find out what's wrong with that Grinchy grouch.::[a thought bubble appears above the Cat. Inside the bubble, the Grinch is seen reclining on a psychiatrist couch]::The Grinch: [in bubble] That's a lot of rot.::The Cat in the Hat: [talking to Grinch in bubble; singsong voice] Is there something in your family tree that causes Grinch a leg onesy?::The Grinch: Absolutely not.::The Cat in the Hat: As a boy, were you never a good Boy Scout? Did you ever eat too much sauerkraut? Did your schoolteacher say that you were a fool? Did you dive in an empty swimming pool?::The Grinch: Positively not!::The Cat in the Hat: Did you fight a lot with your older sisters? Did you suffer from poison ivy blisters? The shoes that you wore, were they too tight? Were you afraid to go out in the dark at night? Did some big bully steal your kite? Your teeth, was there something wrong with your bite? Or maybe your mother didn't treat you right?::The Grinch: Mama? Absotively, posilutely, that's a lot of rot!::[He reaches out of the bubble and grabs the Cat's hat. He pulls it down over him, hiding his face and most of his body. The thought bubble disappears]::The Cat in the Hat: [muffled] Hmm, one of the most difficult patients I ever had. I'm gonna have to make a house call.

The Grinch: [describing his machine that messes up voices] This, sir, is my Acoustical Anti-Audio Bleeper, otherwise known as my Vacu-Sound Sweeper.::The Cat in the Hat: That? That's the darn thing that makes the sounds sound stupid?::The Grinch: It sucks out of the air every noise, every sound and gargles the sound waves for 50 miles 'round! Nifty little contraption, isn't it?::The Cat in the Hat: It's implausible, it's impossible, it's unreasonable and unlausible. Such things never happen in the middle of the day, and if they do, I ignore them, and they're bound to go away.::[the Grinch activates his VacuSound Sweeper, gargling the Cat's dialog]::The Grinch: [laughing] From now on, you will hear what I want you to hear.

The Grinch: [cheerfully to his own reflection in the mirror] And a very good morning to you, Mr. Grinch.::The Grinch's reflection: [infuriated] Oh, it is, is it?::[Both the Grinch and Max are shocked. Max cowers behind a wall]::The Grinch: Well, it seems so... sort of.::The Grinch's reflection: I see nothing to whistle about. You must be out of your head, no doubt. I think the time has come for thee to repeat the Grinch's oath with me.::The Grinch, The Grinch's reflection: [in unison] A Grinch is unhelpful, unfriendly and unkind.::The Grinch's reflection: With ungracious thoughts...::The Grinch: ...and an unhealthy mind.::The Grinch's reflection: A Grinch is uncheerful, uncouth and unclean. Now say this together!::The Grinch, The Grinch's reflection: I'm frightfully mean! My eyes are both shifty. My fingers are thrifty.::The Grinch: My mouth does not smile.::The Grinch's reflection: Not half of an inch.::The Grinch: I'm a Grinch.::The Grinch's reflection: I... am a Grinch.::The Grinch: I'm a Grinch!::The Grinch's reflection: That's my boy. Now go out and prove it!

The Cat in the Hat: Row-de-dow!

Halloween Is Grinch Night (1977)

Actors

• Hans Conried (actor)
• Hans Conried (actor)
• Jack DeLeon (actor)
• Henry Gibson (actor)
• Thurl Ravenscroft (actor)
• Thurl Ravenscroft (actor)
• Gary Shapiro (actor)
• Hal Smith (actor)
• Irene Tedrow (actress)
• David H. DePatie (producer)
• Friz Freleng (producer)
• Dr. Seuss (producer)
• Dr. Seuss (writer)
• Joe Raposo (composer)
• Gerard Baldwin (director)

Genres

• Animation
• Family
• Musical
• Short

Quotes:

Grinch: [voice only, joining in a round sung by a chorus of spooks circling Ukaraiah] Ukaraiah, Ukaraiah, this is it! HA! This is it! HA! Grinch is gonna getcha, Grinch is gonna getcha, Grinch indeedy, fa-la-la! YA!

Narrator: It was a glorious sunset, until, Old Josiah happened to sniff, and he whispered to his wife...::Josiah: Mariah, will you also take a wiff?::Narrator: And Josiah and Mariah doubled sniffed, and they said...::Josiah, Mariah: I wonder if...::Narrator: But they really didn't wonder, they knew it was terribly true, they knew that the sour-sweet wind was coming back, and what the sour-sweet wind would do.

Grinch: It's a wonderful night for eyebrows. It's a wonderful night for teeth! It's a wonderful night for Grinch Night! Their troubles will now commence, oh I wouldn't stay home on a night like this for sixty dollars and sixty cents!

Grinch: Gall-don brickle bush, Ehh! I've got brickles in the britches!

Max: How many times have I said and said? How many times have I said in my head, "What am I doing here?" Why am I the slave of this grinchy old grock? And I say how I wish I could turn back the clock, and have the fine future I had once before, and again be an innocent puppy once more.::Grinch: [tauntingly] In your puppy-house beddy with Sweet Aunt Woofy Wafoone, feeding you hominy grits with a big silver spoon?::Max: What am I doing here? Doesn't matter much how but my dear old Auntie Woofie, wouldn't I fear, very much care for me now.

Ukaraiah: You know something, sir? You look much better with my glasses off.::Grinch: You put your glasses back on and face the facts!

Grinch: Who are you?::Ukaraiah: *Ukariah* Who, sir.::Grinch: You're a rather small Who, aren't you?::Ukaraiah: Well, I do the best I can. Sir, are you really the Grinch?::Grinch: Am I the Grinch?::Ukaraiah: Sorry, sir, I have a slight astigmatism. An optical condition in which parallel rays of light from an external source converge or diverge unequally in different meridians.

Grinch: Look, kid, I just gave you the $2.00 treatment. You're not worth a first-class Grinching.

Ukaraiah: Do your worst. Bring on your spooks. Shoot the works. I will not flinch!::Grinch: Oh?

Grinch: Max? Max! Go bring the paraphernalia wagon!

How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)

Actors

• Boris Karloff (actor)
• Boris Karloff (actor)
• Dal McKennon (actor)
• Thurl Ravenscroft (actor)
• June Foray (actress)
• Chuck Jones (producer)
• Dr. Seuss (producer)
• Bob Ogle (writer)
• Dr. Seuss (writer)
• Irv Spector (writer)
• Chuck Jones (director)
• Ben Washam (director)
• Lovell Norman (editor)
• John O. Young (editor)

Genres

• Animation
• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy
• Musical
• Short

Quotes:

[first lines]::Narrator: Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville - did not. The Grinch hated Christmas - the whole Christmas season. Now, please don't ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all... may have been that his heart was two sizes too small. But, whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, he stood there on Christmas Eve hating the Whos. Staring down from his cave, with a sour grinchy frown, at the warm, lighted windows below in their town. For he knew that every Who down in Whoville beneath was busy now, hanging a holly who wreath.

Narrator: As the Grinch took the tree, as he started to shove, he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove. He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who. Little Cindy Lou Who, who was no more than two. She stared at the Grinch and said...::Cindy Lou Who: Santie Claus, why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?::Narrator: But do you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick, that he thought up a lie and he thought it up quick.::Grinch: Why my sweet little tot...::Narrator: The fake Santie Claus lied...::Grinch: ...there's a light on this tree that won't light on one side. So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear. I'll fix it up there, then I'll bring it back here.::Narrator: And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head, he got her a drink, and he sent her to bed. And when Cindy Lou Who was in bed with her cup, he crupt to the chimney and stuffed the tree up. Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar, and the last thing he took was the log for their fire. On their walls, he left nothing but hooks and some wire. And the one speck of food that he left in the house was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.

Narrator: He puzzled and puzzed till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. Maybe Christmas, he thought... doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps... means a little bit more!

Narrator: And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say - that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day. And then - the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the strength of *ten* Grinches, plus two!

[last lines]::Narrator: Welcome, Christmas, bring your cheer. Cheer to all Whos far and near. Christmas Day is in our grasp, so long as we have hands to clasp. Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we. Welcome Christmas while we stand, heart to heart, and hand in hand.

Grinch: I must stop this *whole* thing! Why, for fifty-three years I've put up with it now. I must stop Christmas from coming... but how?

Grinch: That's one thing I hate! All the noise, noise, noise, noise!

Narrator: Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, *awful* idea!

Singer: You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch / You have termites in your smile / You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile / Mr. Gri-inch / Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the uh... seasick crocodile.

Narrator: He brought everything back, all the food for the feast. And he, he himself, the Grinch - carved the roast beast.

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• The Grinch - Tech N9ne
• The Grinch - Vast

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, HOOOOO!
I hate you
Can't stand you
Despise you
Detest you
[Chorus]
Look away from me when you see me
Never look into my eyes
Your infection crowds my daily
So this can't be paradise
When you walk don't come my way
And don't dare honk at me when you drive
I'm The Grinch I smell your stinch
And it is you I so despise
[Tech N9ne]
I can't stand yo persona, the drama, yo marijuana, or yo momma
I really despise yo ama so comma I disapo who you honor
I see what you people can offer
I wonder what mommy taught ya
If it was up to me the G
I wanna sought ya, caught ya, and then offed ya
I hate what you become
Hate you have your freedom
Hate watchin your reruns
Hate givin you refunds
I call em how I see em
When I see scum
I free from
The legions
Cerebrum
I see none
See your just really dumb
Hate seein your whores
Hate cleanin your floors
Hate doin your chores
Won't be in your awards
Funk being your whore
Hunks being of course
You punks being endorsed
Chumps being assured
Dumped being divorced
To test you like a sickness
I bet you'd like to lick this
From Texas right to Memphis
Built with ex dykes and glimpses
Of everything I hate
It would be great
For you to skate
Off in a lake
A beautiful fate
I hope nobody is at yo wake
[Chorus]
Look away from me when you see me
Never look into my eyes
Your infection crowds my daily
So this can't be paradise
When you walk don't come my way
And don't dare honk at me when you drive
I'm The Grinch I smell your stinch
And it is you I so despise
[Tech N9ne]
We're livin in the cold age
Road rage
Dark no Sole
No way
Jose Cuearvo
There goes yo day
Every scare
Everywhere
Knows bogay
This life is too soft
Haters more true talk
I hate the way that you cough
Hate you when you blew off
You coofa
Your crueler
So cool off
If we were arm and arm in handcuffs my arm I would rather chew off
So many reasons why I can't stand you
The man who's scam is to ban you
Cram you in the can underland in Grand View
Damn you if you stand near my fam I slam you
Sammain
Champaign your family and you
I'm a monster when it comes to you
Conquer every one of you
Trade tours
Paid for
Your neighbor
Cause they whores
Pray for
Decor
Cause your state will create race wars
[Chorus]
Look away from me when you see me
Never look into my eyes
Your infection crowds my daily
So this can't be paradise
When you walk don't come my way
And don't dare honk at me when you drive
I'm The Grinch I smell your stinch
And it is you I so despise
[Tech N9ne]
I hate you when you destroy buildings
And kill millions
Of children
From black white Chinese Cicilian
I thrill
When you feel sin
Dealin drugs to billions
Awaiting your death
Miserable until then
I wanna put my Rebox
And get on top of his esophagus
And watch the Appocolypse drop him in Necropolis
Never was menogamus
Doggin is
Your botherin all of us
Gotta get loose from those to ex to soddomus
I hate what you stand for
Hate all your scandals
When your life's baned for
I will not burn a candle
The way you live is not easy to handle
You vandals toss 666 in your blood sample
The world is very different now
No more hugs
Just shrugs
And Crips and Bloods
And drugs
Not see show no love
Never we be equal
My name is The Grinch
This song is dedicated to the evil people
[Chorus] - 2x
Look away from me when you see me
Never look into my eyes
Your infection crowds my daily
So this can't be paradise
When you walk don't come my way
And don't dare honk at me when you drive
I'm The Grinch I smell your stinch
And it is you I so despise

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch, You really are a heel, You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch, You're a bad banana, With a greasy black peel,
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch, You're heart's an empty hole, You're brain is full of spiders, You've got garlic on your soles, Mr. Grinch, I wouldn't touch you with a, Thirty-nine and a half foot pole,
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch, There are termites in you're smile, You have all the tempered sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch, Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch, You're a nasty, blasting skunk, You're art is full of unwashed socks, You're soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch, The three words that best describe you are, and I quote, Stink! Stank! Stunk!
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch, You're the king of sinful socks, You're heart's a dead tomato with gold and purple spots, Mr. Grinch, You're soul's a piling dumpheap, Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable relish above, Mangled up and tangled up knots!
You nauseat me, Mr. Grinch, With a noxious, super nause, You're a crooked, jerky junkie, And you drive a crook old horse, Mr. Grinch, You're a three decker, sauerkraut, toadstool sandwich, With arsenic sauce!