Bern, Dan Filmography

• Everett Ruess Wilderness Song 2013, role: composer, Play in Full Screen
• Legends of La La 2010, role: actor, character name: Himself Play in Full Screen
• Legends of La La 2010, role: composer, Play in Full Screen
• The Roaring Whispers 2007, role: composer, Play in Full Screen
• This Machine Kills Fascists 2005, role: actor, Play in Full Screen

Berns, Dan Filmography

• A Little from Left of Right 2008, role: writer, Play in Full Screen

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  Kurtshow lyrics

  Kurt

  I met god on the edge of town
  Where the wind meets the stillness
  Where the darkness meets the light
  Where the ocean meets the sky
  Where the desert meets the rain
  Where the earth meets the heavens
  On the edge of town
  I met god
  I asked god
  Do one thing for me
  Send me back in time, send me to seattle
  Let me go find kurt cobain
  Take away his gun, take away his bullets
  Talk to him, make him want to live
  Tell him how we love him, help him see his glory
  God said no, if I sent you back
  If you really found him
  You would only ask him if he could help you get a deal
  If he knows a lawyer, if he could help you
  God said no
  I asked god, do one thing for me
  Send me back in time, send me to berlin
  Let me find the one they call hitler
  I will stalk him, I will bring him down
  I will bring along a powerful gun, loaded with bullets
  Obliterate his memory
  God said no, if I sent you back
  You would get caught up in theory and discussion
  You would let your fears delay and distract you
  You would make friends, you would take a lover
  God said no
  I asked god, do one thing for me
  Send me back in time, send me to jerusalem
  Let me go, let me go find jesus
  Let me save his life as they try to kill him
  Let me take him down, down from the cross
  Take the iron from his body, try to heal his wounds
  God said no, if I let you go, if you really found him
  Walking with the cross you would stare
  Your tounge no longer working, eyes no longer seeing, ears no longer hearing
  God said dan, time belongs to me
  Time's my secret weapon, a final advantage
  God turned away from the edge of town
  He knew I was beaten
  And now was all I had

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  Chelsea Hotelshow lyrics

  Chelsea Hotel

  I still smell tobacco on my fingers
  My breath reeks of pot and wine and sex
  My eyes open up like they haven't in years
  So I won't miss whatever happens next
  You call me a thief
  All right, I'm a thief
  Grab a summons
  Come and ring my bell
  I'll be making love with my baby
  In the Chelsea Hotel
  I told you to meet me at eight o'clock
  I said I'll be drinking at the bar
  I drove between Newark to Laguardia
  Trying to return a rented car
  We keep missing connections today
  But tomorrow would be just as well
  I gotta go make love with my baby
  In the Chelsea Hotel
  I've been walking all around your neighborhood
  My former love
  You seem as far away and as sad to me
  As those rain clouds above
  I hope you're happy and whatever you're doing
  I hope you're doing well
  And please don't try to contact me
  At the Chelsea Hotel
  I was starting to think
  The world was going to end when the calendar turns
  But now you're here
  I see the future, baby
  And they can let the calendar burn
  New love is beautiful
  But new love is sad
  New love brings back all the old loves
  That you've ever had
  I put out a casting call
  And you cast a spell
  And we're practicing for the millennium
  Making love at the Chelsea Hotel
  So who knows what tomorrow brings
  But I know where I'll be waking up
  Let's just listen to our breath tonight
  And the breeze through the window that you opened up
  Can you feel our hearts beating
  Which one's yours
  Which one's mine
  Y' can't tell
  Just another day of making love
  At the Chelsea Hotel
  Spent all day making love

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  Queenshow lyrics

  Queen

  Do you got to be a queen all your life?
  Are you gonna take that crown off your head?
  Are you ever gonna come to bed?
  Do you got to be a queen all your life?
  Do you plan on speaking in this year?
  Are you gonna keep everything inside?
  Are you gonna keep all your great thoughts to yourself?
  Do you got to be a queen all your life?
  Get off your throne, I'm alone
  Get off your throne
  I'm walking and moaning
  I'm dying alone
  Do you got to be a queen all your life?
  Do you got to cake on one more layer of make-up everyday?
  Are you ever gonna tell me what you want me to do or say?

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  Rolling Awayshow lyrics

  Rolling Away

  Your hand is between my legs
  The dog is between our bodies
  as I wake up
  You are rollin' from me
  I am rollin' from you
  Time to join a new religion
  Time to overthrow the state
  Time to demand all my beliefs are in a new constitution
  I can't stop you from cryin'
  but sometimes, I can lick away your tears
  If you look in someone's eyes
  more than two seconds now
  you better be prepared to fight
  I got too much fear
  And too much neglect of magical things
  I am rollin' from you/you are rollin' from me
  We are rollin' away
  I caught a cold and for two days straight
  my ears have been plugged up
  as if my body's saying'
  you don't need your ears
  you don't listen anyways
  we need more nose jobs
  we need more hair relaxers
  more magazine's tellin us
  there's something wrong with your face
  there's something wrong with your face
  there's something wring with your face
  I am rollin' from you/you are rollin' from me
  We are rollin' away
  some wild creature has taken command
  I gave him the keys and now he's stompin' thru
  the house
  he has a very busy itinerary
  and he does not have time for you
  I wish I could give you everything
  all of me just like before
  this last time together
  we did everything 'cept fight
  aw we used to fight so good
  I am rollin' from you/you are rollin' from me
  We are rollin' away
  I see beautiful actresses with terrible scripts
  and I want to write 'em all a great one
  oh don't worry baby
  I'll write you one too
  But I'll also write one for Andie McDowell
  I'd love to trade places with a dog for a day
  To know what he thinks and what he feels
  Does he think about life
  Does he think about God
  Or just about his next meal like us?
  So often these days
  Eating Indian food
  passes for spirituality
  I don't meditate
  I don't pray
  But I eat two somosas every day
  go down Moses
  go down on me
  I do not have the strength to fight
  I only pray you treat me gently
  these are long, cold nights
  You are rollin' from me
  I am rollin' from you
  We are rollin' away
  I cry every day
  but beauty shows up where you least expect to find it
  You are rollin' from me
  I am rollin' from you
  We are rollin' away
  You are rollin' from me
  I am rollin' from you

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  Romeshow lyrics

  Rome

  We pulled into Rome
  With blood in our eyes
  After days of travelin'
  Months of lies
  Taking our various
  Turns at the wheel
  Taking booze
  And pot and cigarettes
  Anything not to feel
  No one had slept
  No one had eaten
  Our bodies were bad
  Our spirits were beaten
  Together we dragged
  All of us down
  As we staggered through Rome
  Blaming the town
  Blaming the students
  For worship of others
  Blaming the cops
  And blaming their brothers
  And never quite looking
  Ourselves in the heart
  And minute by minute
  Growing further apart
  Julia, Julia
  Where have you gone?
  Why have you vanished
  Off of my lawn?
  Julia, Julia
  Where is your truck?
  Where have you driven
  With all of my luck?
  But even old bull fighters
  Their grave stones in sight
  Must search 'till they unearth
  One last bull to fight
  And so it was with us
  So near to the end
  One last story to tell
  One last hill to defend
  One glance to avoid
  One guitar to strum
  One untruth to be told
  One last song to be sung
  And you, the most brilliant
  Most driven, most keen
  Jewel of a bastard
  I ever have seen
  And you and your turn
  A good bitch of the nile
  So real to the end
  Nothing left to defile
  And me in the middle
  Along for the ride
  The unwilling distraction
  From familiocide
  And knowing our weaknesses
  No one refrained
  From picking
  And prodding
  'Till nothing remained
  Julia, Julia
  Where have you gone?
  Why have you vanished
  Off of my lawn?
  Julia, Julia
  Where is your truck?
  Where have you driven
  With all of my luck?
  And now in this kitchen
  Miles from home
  Miles from anything
  Miles from Rome
  Rome was a bust
  Rome was a scream
  Rome was the final
  Rapid eye movement
  To this dream
  We scattered like leaves
  Like pieces of dust
  Warriors watching
  Their swords and shields rust
  And now as we descend
  To couches and clocks
  To closets and appointments
  Let us drink to the rocks
  Let us drink to the sand
  To the winds which have blowed us
  Let us drink to the rivers
  Let us drink to the road
  And if you travel this far
  From either conscience or greed
  Have one piece of advice
  That I think you should heed
  If ever your travels
  Take you this far from home
  Consult your map carefully
  Stear clear of Rome
  Julia, Julia
  Where have you gone?
  Why have you vanished
  Off of my lawn?
  Julia, Julia
  Where is your truck?
  Where have you driven

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  Supermanshow lyrics

  Superman

  Superman said, "I am weary"
  Superman said, "Let's go home"
  The trees were strung
  With crosses and with ribbons
  All the towns and churches
  Had been bombed
  Superman stood out in the rain
  Leaning up against a crumbling wall
  Still around were mostly cats and lepers
  Birds no longer soared in the sky
  Would you come away with me
  Someday?
  Would you come away with me
  Some fine day?
  Superman ducked into a phone booth
  Made a call to Lois Lane
  He said, "I will always love you "
  But it might just be too late in the day

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  Suzanneshow lyrics

  Suzanne

  Someday you'll walk where I am
  And then you'll see my footprints left in the sand
  I feel you moving in my wake
  So please try to learn from my mistakes
  Do not judge from where you stand
  Someday you will understand
  I want what's best for me and you
  And I know that you want it too, Suzanne
  Suzanne, I know someday you'll understand
  Suzanne, I know someday you'll understand
  As you sit there in the shade
  And reflect on the choices that I have made
  Just remember what I've done
  Has been done in the glare of a blinding sun
  Someday you will understand
  Someday you'll reach out your hand
  Someday I will shout your name
  And I know you'll be shouting the same, Suzanne
  Suzanne, I know someday you'll understand
  Suzanne, I know someday you'll understand
  Suzanne
  Suzanne
  Suzanne
  Suzanne
  I hope I don't sell you short
  Maybe you see it clear from your far-off port
  But I can't look back and check
  With every step I risk my neck
  Someday when your sky is blue
  You'll know what I've left to you
  Then you'll know what you must do
  And you'll know that my heart has been true, Suzanne
  Suzanne, I know someday you'll understand
  Suzanne, I know someday you'll understand
  Suzanne
  Suzanne
  Suzanne

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  Tapeshow lyrics

  Tape

  I got 36-foot insulation in my house
  Wear 14 pairs of long underwear
  Stick tape inside my ears
  Cover myself with five bedspreads
  I spend every morning in an isolation tank
  Spend every afternoon high up in a tree
  Spend every evening with one of those things over my eyes
  Like in virtual reality
  I'll never fall in love again
  I got a walkman on my head every step I take
  Put Thorazine in my morning coffee break
  Won't feed the birds bread boys, let them eat cake
  I'll lock my doors, click click click bang bang
  When I'm not awake
  When I'm walking down the street
  Don't make me meet your sister, Pete
  When there's a knock knockin' at my door
  I'll just sit here on the floor
  I'll run 26 miles a day straight up hills
  Work overtime to pay all of my hospital bills
  I'll spray black spray paint on my windowsills
  I'll make a million dollars leave you outta my will

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  Tiger Woodsshow lyrics

  Tiger Woods

  I got big balls
  Big old balls
  Big as grape fruits
  Big as pumpkins
  Yes sir, yes sir
  and on my really good days
  they swell to the size of small dogs
  my balls are as big as small dogs
  well it ain't braggin' if it's true
  yes sir, yes sir
  Muhammad Ali said that
  back when he was a young man
  back when he was cassius clay
  before he fought too many fights
  and left his brain inside the ring
  and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
  Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
  Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life
  was to one day go down on Madonna
  that's all he wanted, that was all,
  to one day go down on Madonna
  and when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
  He got to go down on Madonna
  In Rome on night in some hotel
  and ever since he's been depressed
  his life is shit from here on in
  and all our friends just shake their heads
  and say too soon, too soon, too soon
  he went down on Madonna too soon
  too young, too young, too soon, too soon
  and it ain't braggin if it's true
  yes sir, yes sir
  no it ain't braggin' if it's true
  Muhammad Ali said that
  back when he was a young man
  back when he was cassius clay
  before he fought too many fights
  and left his brain inside the ring
  and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
  Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
  If certain girls don't look at you
  It means that they like you a lot
  If other girls don't look at you, it just means they're ignoring you
  how can you know
  how can you know
  which is which, who's doin' what
  I guess that you can ask 'em
  Which one are you baby
  Do you like me or are you ignoring me
  Do you like me or are you ignoring me
  And all you need to do that
  Is one big pair of big balls
  Balls as big as grapefruits
  Balls as big as pumpkins
  Balls as big as mine
  But even though my balls are big
  Sometimes I wish they were bigger
  Even bigger
  Big as the wheels on a tractor
  Big as the golden arches
  Big as the golden gate bridge
  Big as the state of Kansas
  Big as Mars and Jupiter
  Big as the swing of Tiger Woods
  Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

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  Toledoshow lyrics

  Toledo

  Sitting in the Church Of the Holy McDonald's
  I took off my shoes
  Like the Buddhists told me to
  And I make my sacred offering
  And I dip my hands in Pepsi
  Sailed off to Virginia
  And expelled all the Jews
  And maybe all the things
  You thought you got coming to you
  Ain't coming to you
  Not in this life
  And maybe all the promises
  You thought were broken
  Were never really made
  Promises never made
  You say the stars quit shining
  Quit shining on your head
  Even the moon stopped coming up
  Some old streetlight instead
  But standing in the fields
  Beneath the universe, you hurt
  'Cause as the Milky Way whirls over you
  All you got is dirt
  And don't worry 'bout the Jews
  They'll do fine in Lithuania
  And bring a picture of the Virgin Larry
  To your cousin in Carolina
  And maybe all the promises
  You thought were broken
  Were never really made
  Promises never made
  And I'm closer to God
  Than I've ever been before
  Walking the streets of Spain
  Painting Karl Marx on every door
  Groucho Marx on every door
  Mark of the Beast on every door
  Santa Maria
  Gloria Padre
  Holy candy wrapper
  'Neath the foot of Sierra Madre
  And there's no use even trying
  To sing 'til after midnight
  Let's start the day with music
  And wake up everybody
  That's fool enough to try sleeping
  Before it's getting light out
  It's summer in Toledo
  And I saw three ships a-sailing
  And maybe all the things
  You thought you got coming to you
  Ain't coming to you
  Not in this life
  And maybe all the promises
  You thought were broken
  Were never really made

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  Too Late To Die Youngshow lyrics

  Too Late To Die Young

  The day that Elvis died was like a mercy killing
  America breathed a sigh of relief
  We knew all about the drugs and the Vegas shows
  And there wasn't much of anything that looked like grief
  And I guess he shoulda done like James Dean did
  'Stead of putting on weight and sinkin' down, down, down
  Easier to take, if he'd of just skidded straight
  To souvenir city and T-shirt town
  And sometimes I wish, I was smarter that I am
  But I'm on my third city and I'm on my fourth car
  And I'm on my fifth apartment and so many of my days have sprung
  And now it's too late to crash, too late to burn, too late to die young
  If Pete Rose had exploded like Roberto Clemente
  He'd be hanging in the Hall of Fame without fail
  Can you name the last good film Marlon Brando made
  While trying to keep his kid from goin' to jail?
  And the old people in the street are telling you
  Don't become like me but every day you creep a little bit closer
  And I guess we shoulda done like James Dean did
  'Stead of putting on weight and sinkin' down, down, down
  Easier to take if we'd of had just skidded straight
  To souvenir city and T-shirt town
  And sometimes I wish, I was smarter that I am
  But I'm on my third city and I'm on my fourth car
  And I'm on my fifth apartment and so many of my days have sprung
  And now it's too late to crash, too late to burn, too late to die

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  Turning Over

  Sittin in that town in New Mexico
  Named after a game show
  Tryin to decide if I should sell my van
  Buy a truck, and drive down to Texas
  Sometimes I think I'm gunnin for the big time
  Sometimes I think I'm runnin out of time
  And that big odometer in the sky turned over
  That big odometer in the sky just turned over
  Lately I've been scattered
  My attention span is like a three-year-old
  I pick up my guitar and I set it down
  Try reading booksend up going downtown
  My friends say relax and slow down
  But my insides feel like a ghost town
  Tumblin and blowin and all my guts turned over
  Like a tumbleweed through an empty town turning over
  Turning over, upside down
  Blowing round and round and round
  Turning over, wrongside up
  Can barely fill my coffee cup
  And I can't find me one new leaf worth turning over
  I can't find me one new leaf worth turning over
  Maybe I should go get in a fight
  Look for someone's honor to protect
  Maybe I'll go down and drink my fill
  Maybe I can go sign someone's will
  Out there in the alley someone's tryin'
  To start their car but that old thing ain't buyin'
  Every time he tries he scrapes the air
  But that tired crate, she's barely turnin over
  Turning over, upside down
  Blowing round and round and round
  Turning over, wrongside up
  Can barely fill my coffee cup
  And I can't find me one new leaf worth turning over

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  Albuquerque Lullabyshow lyrics

  Albuquerque Lullaby

  I have a friend
  Sits in his office
  Where he's had his big success
  Now he cries all day
  He says the Internet
  Is stealing his royalties
  Talks of his glory days
  I say no one cares about your glory days
  Backroads New Mexico
  There's an old abandoned church
  Windows boarded up
  Never sees a coat of paint
  Sometimes I drive by and dream
  Of hearing the preacher preach
  But it's a dragstrip for the kids
  You can hear them tires screech
  Don't let your heart
  Get broken by this world
  Don't let your heart
  Get broken
  At the bottom of the ocean
  You might find a pearl
  Don't let your heart
  Get broken by this world
  Drop by Albuquerque sometime
  When you need to
  I'll sing you an Albuquerque Lullaby
  So baby when I close my eyes
  Know it's you I see
  You know I'm pulling for you
  As you go on your way
  Don't ever hesitate
  To say what's goin' on
  Ain't nothin black and white
  Always some new place to turn
  Don't let your heart
  Get broken by this world
  Don't let your heart
  Get broken
  At the bottom of the ocean
  You might find a pearl
  Don't let your heart
  Get broken by this world
  Don't let your heart
  Get broken by this world
  Don't let your heart
  Get broken
  At the bottom of the ocean
  You might find a pearl
  Don't let your heart
  Get broken by this world
  Don't let your heart
  Get broken by this world
  Don't let your heart

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  Estelleshow lyrics

  Estelle

  I was painting a still life this morning
  Of a throat lozenge sitting on a copy of Tropic of Cancer
  The only thing weird about it is that a year ago
  I never thought I'd paint anything again
  I decided I wasn't ever gonna paint again
  It didn't bother me too much, Warhol's dead
  David Hockney's still alive, I don't need to paint
  I painted over ten thousand paintings
  Sad ones, funny ones, dark ones and light ones
  I've done haystacks and rich old ladies by their pools
  Wearing nothing but a scarf
  I've painted everything there was to paint
  Now it was time to sit back, give interviews
  Get on the internet, hang out at club med
  Take stock of what I've done
  You know, the best friend I ever had was a dog
  It sounds like a cliche unless it's happened to you
  Some days that dog was the only reason I even got out of bed
  That dog went everywhere with me and then I heard the crack addicts
  Were stealin' dogs and selling them for animal research
  It sounded like an urban myth to me like the mouse in the Coke bottle
  But I started leavin' her at home after that
  You know, Paula was my wife for a while
  She ran off to Paris with the great grandson of Van Gogh
  A cartoonist who did fashion graphics for Le Monde
  When Paula left she took my dog, I never saw her again
  Except in the court during the custody battle
  She won and got to keep the dog
  And I didn't speak to anyone for months
  You know sometimes it feels
  Like there's so much that you need
  Sometimes the world is upside down
  Sometimes it seems like the only thing you need
  Is holdin' someone's hand as you walk through town
  I started hanging around with Dino
  He used to run a poker game back east
  Now he has a little coffee shop, sells cappuccino to his old pals
  Tommy, Chicago and Jimmy the Wig and Ugly Rose
  You know the best person I ever knew
  Was a Mormon woman named Estelle
  She still calls me drunk every few months
  And asks me stuff I don't want to talk about
  You can't talk to her long unless you're drunk yourself
  Then we go all night
  Yeah she goes, "Why baby, why baby, why baby, why
  Have you turned your back on love?
  You had so many chances
  Why have you let 'em all go by?"
  Well, one morning I was sitting out in front of Dino's place
  With Jake the Shears, a guy from Philly who gives free mohawks
  There were a couple of young painters, I was hopin' to come by
  So I could give 'em some advice
  Yeah, I was sittin' there updating my list of enemies
  When this girl walks in and the universe kind of stops
  Turned out she drank the same tea as me
  Don't take more than that to start a conversation sometimes
  She believed collage was the greatest of all the arts
  And was busy pasting pictures of horses, next to ads for laundry soap
  Next to Mohammed Ali, she had a turquoise in her ear
  And said Rachmaninoff was always in her head
  But later that day I was trying to describe her to Jimmy the Wig
  I couldn't find any words and I realized I'd started to sketch her chin
  Somehow it didn't look right, I scratched it out and tried it again
  I filled an entire pad, I threw it away, I never even came close
  For a six days I sat at Dino's place
  The rain wouldn't quit and no one came in
  Finally on the seventh day it cleared and in she walked
  I asked her to sit with me and I bought her a cup of tea
  And I asked her to model for me sometime
  That afternoon I was at a canvas
  She was wearing a yellow dress
  I swore if she let me, I'd get it right
  I've painted over ten thousand paintings
  Sad ones, funny ones, dark ones, and light ones
  But sitting there, it was like I couldn't even write my own name
  I apologized and said, "It's been a few months
  If you have patience, I'll get the hang of it again"
  In the next few weeks, I painted her hundreds of times
  If I get the nose right, the chin's too long
  If I get 'em both right, the face is too thin
  But I keep after it and one day I, I'll get it all right
  I painted a still life this morning, of a throat lozenge
  Sitting on a copy of Tropic of Cancer
  The only thing was funny is that
  I never thought I'd paint anything again
  I think I might go visit Estelle
  Those Utah mountains are good for the soul
  I'll bring my brushes and some Jack Daniels
  And we can make up for lost time
  And she said, "Why baby, why baby, why baby why?
  Baby why have you turned your back on love
  You had so many chances
  Why have you let 'em all go by?"
  And she says, "Why baby, why baby, why baby why?
  Baby why have you turned your back on love
  You had so many chances
  Why have you let 'em all go by?"
  Sometimes it seems like there's so much that you need
  Sometimes the world is upside down
  Sometimes it seems like the only thing you need

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  I Need You

  Walking around the happiest place in the world
  But all I do is wonder if your hair's still curled
  South of Brownsville, Texas, south of Miami Beach
  But all it means to me is that you're further out of reach
  Everywhere is sand and sun blue sky, water too
  I need you
  The Spanish moss is hanging and you find a polished stone
  You pocket it for luck and then you walk on alone
  They'll rent you a bicycle with the tires blown
  They'll cook you up a blackened fish and strip it to the bone
  A slave ship just came in, I been talking to the crew
  I need you
  In that house, Hemingway is boxing in the back
  I go down to the library and check out all the facts
  Nowadays it's hard to write a line, my own thoughts bore me
  I found me an island kid who says he'll do it for me
  I'm wiping all my tears away so no one has a clue
  That I need you
  The last plane out of Saigon did not know that it was
  Every man in prison thinks he's locked up for a cause
  I need something to do my violin needs to sound
  I'm gonna see if Ernest wants to go a couple rounds
  Sometimes you get lost and you find something new
  I need you
  Some bird's flapping in the road on some crazy madman's string
  Something's messed up with his wing
  Something's messed up with my everything
  So here's the truth at last I tell you, Hemingway is dead
  And everybody wants to find a steak that's slightly red
  I thought I could escape myself by just not getting dressed
  I thought I could escape you by coming to Key West
  Sometimes you get lost and you don't find something new

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  True Revolutionaries

  look mom
  they're gonna fry tim mcvay
  she said 'the nice guy who's on the cover of all those magazines?
  why would they want to do a thing like that?'
  I said cause he killed all those people
  in oklahoma city
  she said nonsense
  people don't kill people.
  carbombs kill people.
  I said well yea mom but they gotta do something with him
  she said why don't they just get mike tyson
  to bite off both his ears
  and I said
  true revolutionaries
  never bomb buildings.
  true revolutionaries
  never bomb buildings.
  it attracts too much attention
  they never bomb buildings
  a little girl down my block was born
  with siliconin her breasts
  it turned out her grandma and her mother
  both had the implants done well
  evolution took care of it this time around
  and I wondered what it is about
  so many women with big breasts
  make it look so sad and I thought well
  maybe it has something to do with the weight
  the burden there is to carry in the world
  to have to feed it
  to be the object of its desires and
  I wondered what burdens the rest of us
  are carrying all the time.
  I couldn't help thinking
  true revolutionaries
  never bomb buildings.
  it attracts too much attention
  they never bomb buildings
  I decided to go for a walk
  and not do nothing except look everyone I see in the eyes
  and not be the first one to avert my eyes
  no matter what
  and I was planning to be gone for 10 minutes
  but things started happening and I didn't return for two years
  by which time I was the heavyweight champion of the world
  and the expectant father of 16 children
  by 13 different women
  I was in a fishing village in the coast of spain
  it was our lady of abortions sunday afternoon
  all the pregnant women in their first trimester
  were filing before the priest
  to receive their blessing of
  try again sometime, try again.
  the old barber had died his hair green for the occasion
  and pierced his nipples and
  was riding his skateboard to the statue
  of conan o'brien
  where he was doing backflips for the kids
  who threw coins
  given to them by their parents
  the visiting lecturer
  achingly handsome
  just finished giving a
  how to build bombs in your basement
  seminar in the park
  all the young girls put away their
  notebooks dreamily
  the chimpanzee who had managed to
  type out hamlet three years before
  was sitting in the third floor office of a
  drivers license building
  typing out zoning ordinances
  typing out learners permits
  bored and lonely
  pee wee herman was sitting in the
  central square on the grass
  naked and masturbating
  while all the townspeople moved to him
  slowly and kissed him softly and sung him
  lullabyes in the grass
  and in burkley and in greenwhich village
  and in paris and scottsbluff nebraska
  no one sits around in funky little coffee shops
  anymore talking about revolution
  no they get a starbucks to go
  and they go back to their basketball games
  where they see who can jump higher
  who can jam
  who can take it to the rafts
  and they all wear baseball caps
  except they don't say yankees or dodgers
  they say nike, reebok, adidas
  cause the pro players don't play for teams anymore
  they play for shoe companies
  and the kids aren't fooled
  nah they're just biding their time
  waiting for the millenium to come
  when all the computers will crash
  cause all the brilliant scientists of the world
  forgot to make them read
  zeros
  true revolutionaries
  never bomb buildings.
  true revolutionaries
  never bomb buildings.
  it attracts too much attention
  they never bomb buildings
  now sitting there with a head full of dark thoughts
  like I sometimes get
  suddenly everything cleared
  and I realized the only purpose
  for revolution is to be able to love
  who you want
  how you want
  when you want and
  where you want
  so I took off all my clothes
  stole a boat and road out to the middle of the lake
  and jumped in
  and I looked back at you
  and said come on!
  get wet!
  true revolutionaries
  never bomb buildings.
  true revolutionaries
  never bomb buildings.
  it attracts too much attention
  they never bomb buildings
  they never bomb buildings

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  City Of Models

  Even the little girls have caught the disease
  Even the little girls bring grown men to their knees
  Walkin' down the street you're like a mannequin
  Leafin' through the pages of Cosmopolitan
  In the city of models
  Strip shows and one night stands
  City of models
  City of perfect tans
  You're invisible
  So it's okay to stare
  Impossibly high asses
  Float nine feet in the air
  Every step is hot
  The sand is neon blue
  Wish you were here
  So you could be beautiful too
  In the city of models
  City of one night stands
  City of models
  City of perfect tans
  It's all right
  Everybody and their brother tonight
  Gonna be lookin' at each other
  Look at each other
  Into skirts and pants
  The long, long legs are poured
  Inside of halter tops
  The big, soft things are stored
  Someone's sleeping
  By the sidewalk grocery store
  Get me out of here
  I can't take anymore
  Of the city of models
  Strip shows and one night stands
  City of models
  City of perfect tans
  City of models
  Strip shows and one night stands
  City of models

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  One Dance

  Because I love you
  I get tongue tied around you
  I never say smart stuff around you
  I never say anything around you
  That makes you want to be with me
  So, because I love you
  I will never be with you
  There's plenty other people
  Who I always find the words for
  That I have the sweet gift of gab for
  That I'm magical and good for
  Who because I do not love them
  Always want to be with me
  Everything I say is true
  So there's nothing we can do
  Then what the hell I'll say to you
  Let me have one dance with you
  I recognize the look
  In my eyes when I see you
  It's the look of one who loves you
  Who wants nothing except to be with you
  It is not the look that often
  Gets returned in kind
  Same old tales ain't nothing new
  What the hell's a soul to do
  But maybe you can help me through
  Giving me one dance with you
  One dance with you
  One dance with you
  One dance with you
  One dance with you..
  Why do all the rules I make
  'bout how to act around other people
  Like don't write them private notes
  Trying to explain your foolish actions
  Like not hanging around
  For hours after it's obvious
  That your presence ain't desired
  Like names are not important
  So if someone forgets your name
  They're forgetting something intangible
  That has nothing to do with you
  So it's stupid to feel bad
  If someone forgets your name
  Why do all the rules I make
  'bout how to act around other people
  Always fall by the wayside
  When I get around you
  There ain't no more carrot stew
  That old sky ain't never blue
  That's a lie but this is true
  All I want's one dance with you
  My bed's unmade. My stuff's askew
  I ain't heard the dumbest clue
  I just want to squeeze on through
  By getting one more dance with you
  Stick it while there's still some glue
  Move that stuff while there's a crew
  Before I stumble someplace new
  Let me have one dance with you
  Let me have one dance with you
  Let me have one dance with you..
  Woody Guthrie carves a sign into his guitar
  "This machine kills fascists"
  Ani Difranco says "Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right"
  I say "Here's a monkey wrench. Bop me on the head long enough , maybe
  I'll wake up for a second"
  One dance with you
  One dance with you
  One dance with you
  One dance with you
  One dance with you
  One dance with you
  One dance with you
  One dance with you
  One dance with you
  One dance with you
  One dance with you
  Dance with you....dance with you
  One dance with you
  One dance with you
  One dance with you
  One dance with you
  One dance with you
  One dance with you
  One dance with you

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  One Thing Real

  I come down the steps
  I slip on the ice
  Santa Claus been lookin'
  Who's been naughty, who's been nice
  I'm lookin' for one thing real tonight
  Jesus, he comes up to me, Jesus, he sits down
  Says take this fuckin' cross off my back, I'm goin' downtown
  I say aw, but ain't that your uniform
  He offers me a toke
  Says 2000 years is long enough for this particular joke
  He says I'm lookin' for one thing real tonight
  I'm up here singin' these songs every night
  Sometimes I wanna just make 'em all up on the spot
  Maybe they wouldn't rhyme too good, they might not make sense
  But then at least I wouldn't be repeating myself
  I'm lookin' for one thing real tonight
  And you're the one I've chosen
  And I guess you've chosen me
  Let's turn off the commercials
  Let's turn off the TV
  How well can we get to know
  Each other in an hour
  We can fight the daylight
  We have that power
  I'm lookin' for one thing real tonight
  Van Gogh sits next to me, with a bucketful of paste
  He rips off my ear and says glue this to my face
  I'd like to leave America for someplace where they would
  Not know a word of English and I might be understood

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  Oh Sister

  They say you taught me how to talk
  Bet you wish you taught me how to stop
  you're far away now, wish I could take a walk with you someplace
  you explained me to our parents
  English wasn't their first language
  They spoke German, hated Germans
  confusing times
  Oh sister
  down midwest backseat bumpy seats
  you sang my beatles songs with me
  I sang your Broadway melodies, bad harmony
  and where would Willie Mays have been
  without Jackie Robinson
  and who can say what I'd been
  without you to lead the way
  after I showed some guys I could drink
  You picked me of the lawn I think
  And led me to the kitchen sink
  Where I got rid of it
  Some nights I lay awake in awe
  As squinting through the dark I saw
  You peeling off your teenage bra
  The door slightly ajar
  Oh sister
  You lived just across the hall
  For 18 summers, 18 falls
  until you went away to that weird college in Wisconsin
  and where would Willie Mays have been
  without Jackie Robinson
  and who can say what I'd been
  without you to lead the way
  trust yourself, and you can do anything
  this I give to you
  May your heart purr like a bumblebee
  May all your backyards have a tree
  May you always be HIV negative
  I hope you meet some guy who
  Treats women better than I do
  I don't even care if he's a Jew or not
  Oh sister
  I remember in the temple hall
  at out dear father's funeral you sang like a nightingale
  one of his own songs
  and where would Willie Mays have been
  without Jackie Robinson
  and who can say what I'd been

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  Ballerina

  Shortly before Pittsburgh the tires came off
  But we kept pouring down the interstate
  Heading west and slightly north
  And by the time we pulled into Cleveland
  And skidded to a stop
  It was noon and very cold
  And we fell out of the van
  Smelling smoke from the fenders
  Which were twisted and scraped
  And we were just in time
  Just barely in time
  For another interview
  We just passed some factory
  That makes a billion Eiffel Towers a day
  And at the end of every day they melt 'em down
  So they can do it again the next day
  They're been doing it since the 30's
  And someone in the Carter administration
  Tried to get 'em to stop
  But they said well, what if there's a war
  Imagine our advantage
  If on a moment's notice
  We could drop a billion Eiffel Towers
  On some unusupecting country
  Like Thailand
  And, oh, what a trip
  What a journey
  Tige plays bass all day
  Jarrod just wants to sleep
  Wil gets thinner every day
  Tom's in Vietnam
  Martha makes love and coffee
  Both of them quite strong
  And I just wish I could make all of them happy
  We started piling Walmarts on top of the van
  We had sixteen Walmarts piled up like flatbeds
  Till some cop said something's wrong
  And pulled us over for questioning
  Every day I seem to fire
  Three more poeple
  And every time I do
  Eleven more show up
  I can't fire 'em fast enough
  If right now I fired every one I knew
  I'd have 6 million employees by Christmas
  Six million
  And there's structural damage
  In the building where we're staying
  Some crack or some leak
  And my dreams are telling me
  Get out before the whole bloody thing comes down
  We've abandoned eating health food
  We've abandoned taking showers
  We've abandoned changing clothes
  In exchange for three Big Macs a day
  And a card game that theoretically don't end
  For five million years
  Our phone cards are dead
  There's crap on all the windows
  We can't get any word to the outside world
  Our families have forgot we ever existed
  And here I sit in my little paper room
  And everything is fraught with deep, deep meaning
  And sometimes I lie here and I think
  Well, what if I never even get up?
  What if I never move?
  Would we keep going and going and going
  And going and going and going
  And going and going and going?
  And, oh, what a trip
  What a journey
  Tige plays bass all day
  Jarrod just wants to sleep
  Wil gets thinner every day
  Tom's in Vietnam
  Martha makes love and coffee
  Both of them quite strong

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  New American Language

  She said "Love, love, love is everything"
  I said, "Okay, I guess, whatever"
  She said, "What does that mean?"
  I said, "Nothin', it's just good to have a backup plan"
  She said, "I guess that means you don't got love"
  I said, "Maybe I love everyone"
  She said, "That's the same as lovin' no one"
  I said, "Okay, I guess, whatever"
  And I have a dream of a New American Language
  One with a little bit more Spanish
  I have a dream of a new pop music
  That tells the truth, with a good beat and some nice harmonies
  I have a dream
  Tourist towns are a drag sometimes
  But in non-tourist towns you can get beat up
  Just for lookin' a little different
  I guess the thing to do is just stay at home
  Yeah, but sometimes I think the thing to do
  Would be to get a place way out in Missouri
  Put down as many months rent as you can part with
  Tell everybody else you went to France
  I said, "Remember that conversation we had about love"
  I said, "Well, I think that you were right"
  She said, "I don't remember sayin' nothin' about love
  It must have been a fantasy of the moment"
  I have a dream, I have a dream
  I dream of joining the Mafia
  And whether people like me is unimportant
  I dream of your clock radio
  Waking you up with my songs
  I have a dream of a New American Language
  I dream of new beginnings
  I dream of saturation bombing

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  No Missing Link

  They look for the missing link
  There's no missing link
  They'll never find the missing link
  There's no missing link
  We're not something you can figure out with an equation
  We are the genetic muation
  Aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey
  Aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey
  Darwin tried explaining it, Darwin did the best he could
  Evolution, pretty theory,
  But how could Darwin know
  That aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey
  Aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey
  How else explain fax machines
  How else explain computer enhancement
  How else explain fiber optics
  How else explain Mozart
  We do not belong here, this planet was a terrarium
  Intergalactic broken home, have to go to outer space
  And one day find our daddy-
  How else explain pay at the pump
  How else explain limited access freeways
  How else explain digital remastering
  Plastic flowers, linoleum, beefalo
  Michael Jordan
  Religion, astronomy, astrology
  That looks to the stars
  We do not belong here
  This planet was a terrarium
  Seven billion bastards
  Screaming for our daddy
  Aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey
  Aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey

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  Monicashow lyrics

  Monica

  I remember Monica
  At the US Open
  She mighta been 16
  Couldn't've been much more
  Answering some questions
  And giggling, I'd never seen
  Someone so alive on TV before
  Do you remember Monica
  Shrieking on her backhand
  Disguising herself as she went out at night
  Coloring her hair
  Like someone was telling her
  Lay low, invisible, and out of sight
  And then, Monica
  The blade came, Monica
  Like God spitting on you, a knife in your back
  We read it in the paper
  Then moved on to other things
  But for you all the colors, fade to black
  And oh, Monica
  There you are, Monica
  On the cross with Jesus and Martin Luther King
  Just like John Lennon, by that hotel
  You have to pay for our sins
  Was it like being raped?
  Was it like being dead?
  Like a bad movie over and over again?
  And then, did everyone who came close to you
  Suddenly hold a knife in their hand?
  And now you're back, Monica
  Grim and hammering
  Trying not to think about that thing, then
  And I hope that you win
  Every medal you can win
  But it may never be much fun again
  And oh, Monica
  There you are, Monica
  On the cross with Jesus and Martin Luther King
  Just like John Lennon, by that hotel
  You have to pay for our sins
  Just like Jesus, by that hotel

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  Never Fall In Love

  I got thirty-six foot insulation in my house
  Wear fourteen pairs of long underwear
  Stick tape inside my ears
  Cover myself with five bedspreads
  I spend every morning in an isolation tank
  Spend every afternoon high up in a tree
  Spend every evening with one of those things over my eyes
  Like in virtual reality
  I'll never fall in love again
  I got a Walkman on my head every step I take
  Put Thorazine in my morning coffee break
  Won't feed the birds bread boys, let them eat cake
  I'll lock my doors, click click click bang bang when I'm not awake
  When I'm walking down the street
  Don't make me meet your sister, Pete
  When there's a knock knockin' at my door
  I'll just sit here on the floor
  I'll run twenty-six miles a day straight up hills
  Work overtime to pay all of my hospital bills
  I'll spray black spray paint on my windowsills
  I'll make a million dollars leave you outta my will

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  Live Another Day

  Sometimes I walk and wish L.A. were some small town in Monterey
  I close my eyes and ask the Gods to make those Cadillacs, dusty dogs
  I close my eyes and live, I close my eyes and live another day
  Sometimes I think I'll melt away and in the sidewalk cracks I'll stay
  And who will notice, who will call, 'cause life won't change much, if at all
  I close my eyes and live, I close my eyes and live another day
  Another day, so far from the farms where I grew up
  Another day, another day, another day so far from that single pair of eyes
  That speak to me of home, not another night alone
  Another day is done, I lay my eyes to rest
  There's food, I've got a bed and there's a roof above my head
  Sometimes, I think that everyone really speaks a foreign tongue
  Like I say 'X' and you hear 'Y' but I push these thoughts from my mind
  And close my eyes and live, I close my eyes and live another day

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  marilyn

  Marilyn Monroe didn't marry Henry Miller
  Marilyn Monroe didn't marry Henry Miller
  Marilyn Monroe didn't marry Henry Miller
  Marilyn Monroe didn't marry Henry Miller
  But if she did, he'd have taken her to Paris
  And if she did, she'd have smoked a lot of opium
  And if she did, she'd have dyed her hair blue
  And if she did, she might be alive
  Oh ohh, Henry Miller
  Oh ohh, Marilyn Monroe
  Oh ohh, Henry Miller
  Oh ohh, Marilyn Monroe
  Marilyn Monroe didn't marry Henry Miller
  She lived outside the Tropic of Capricorn
  Marilyn Monroe didn't marry Henry Miller
  I don't even know if she knew Henry Miller
  But if she did, he'd have taken her to Paris
  And if she did, they'd have fucked every day
  And if she did, she'd have felt like a woman
  Not like a photograph in a magazine
  Oh ohh, Henry Miller
  Oh ohh, Marilyn Monroe
  This is not a knock against Arthur Miller
  Death of a Salesman is my favorite play
  But Marilyn Monroe should have married Henry Miller
  And if she did, she might be alive
  'Cause if she did, he'd have taken her to Paris
  Tied her to the bed and eaten dinner off of her
  And okay maybe she'd have died the same, anyway
  But if she did she'd have had more fun
  Oh ohh, Henry Miller
  Oh ohh, Marilyn Monroe
  Oh ohh, Henry Miller

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  Baby Bye Bye

  Listening to the big guy's new CD laying in bed
  The one his producer thinks he never shoulda made
  But it gets me going, gets me into the shower
  What a shock to be awake at this early hour
  And you're gone
  It was time to fly
  And all that's left
  Is the fact we tried
  So thanks for the tunes
  And thanks for the time
  You're gone now
  Baby bye bye
  Them guys from Orange County, man, do they wail?
  Shakes my brain and it shakes my tail
  New girl on top of me, will this work out?
  I retreat to the kitchen and sort it all out
  And you're gone
  You left your keys on the table
  And on the bed you left a rose
  And a note that said, "My CD's won't fit in the car
  You can keep 'em I s'pose"
  This disc was left out in the sun, it's warped and it's hissing
  I can't place the voice and the insert's missing
  I turn off the phone so if you don't call it's all right
  And maybe I won't listen to nothing tonight

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  Chick Singers

  Well this bald headed girl I know sent me a tape of Bjork and Courtney
  Love
  And PJ Harvey, called it brilliant women
  I put it in my car, heard it all the way down to the coast
  Normally if left to my own devices I don't hear chich singers much
  I guess it's guys I hear the most
  Sometimes these days don't it seem like it's enough for
  girls to love a girl or
  use the f word prominently
  masturbate in public or
  learn guitar tied up to a post
  I thought of all this hearing Bjork and Courtney Love and PJ Harvey
  In my car driving to the coast
  Tori Amos, Liz Phair, Sinead O'Connor, Suzanne Vega, Jill Sobule,
  Melissa Etheridge,
  Tracy Chapman, Ani Difranco, Michelle Shocked
  Everyone of them has something kind of special that I like
  But every now and then while listening to them I feel like when we were
  kids
  I pulled their hair or stole their bike
  These days it seems like there's a lot of girls who sing and some of
  them are good and
  Some of them are not, but it's always kind of cool that
  Moment when they first step to the mike
  If I was a girl I could sing real high and also then I'd know what
  having
  Breasts would be like
  Chick singers
  Chick singers
  Chick singers
  I started thinking 'bout
  Kate Bush, Patsy Cline, Billy Holiday, Janis Joplin, Bessie Smith, Patti
  Smith,
  Annie Lennox, Chrissie Hynde, and Bonnie Raitt
  Seems like there's an awful lot of women in whose honor I would
  Like to raise my glass to in a toast
  Some of them are still alive and some I hear their voices like a ghost
  Maybe next Thursday I'll throw a party and invite every woman that
  Ever sang a song, oh, this would be a party that I think I would like to
  be the host
  Thanks to the bald headed girl I know whose tape of Bjork and Courtney
  Love and PJ Harvey I heard driving to the coast
  Chick singers
  Chick singers

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  Talkin' Al Kida Blues

  It was a beautiful day in New York town
  Folks jogging, biking, walking 'round
  When a couple of airplanes came around
  Hit the big towers, knocked 'em down
  Worst disaster on US soil ever!
  'Course, there's the Indians...
  A few million slaves...
  Enron...
  But anyway, it was worse than Pearl Harbor
  President W. was flying around
  Far away from New York town
  When finally he came on TV
  He said "Why do they hate us? -- 'cause we're free."
  Free to round up dark-skinned bearded guys...
  Free to detain anyone who might have ties to Osama...
  Al Qaida...
  Somewhere in Cleveland there's some guy named Al Kida
  K - I - D - A...
  He's freaking out
  Congress quickly rang the bell
  And tried to fight those terrorist cells
  With laws designed to never let
  This country fall to a terrorist threat
  Anyone who knows anyone who knows anyone
  Who knows anyone who knows anyone who knows anyone
  Who might knows a terrorist
  Is a terrorist
  There's terrorists using your email name
  Sitting next to you at the ballgame
  Terrorists hiding in your bed
  Terrorists borrowing your head
  Never seen so many terrorists
  I had to turn in my own Mom
  You know what they say
  Unpaid parking tickets aids terrorists
  There's laws for this and laws for that
  To keep those terrorists under wraps
  Some folks disagree with these
  And talk of civil liberties
  But it's like the Attorney General says
  If in times like this you can talk about individual freedom
  You're probably a terrorist
  If you're planning air travel soon
  You might want to think about a weather balloon
  Nothing gets past those X-Ray peekers
  And don't carry nothing in your sneakers
  Sorry for all the delays
  If you want to get there so dang fast you oughta take the train
  "I have never been so insulted"
  "Shut up, Dale."
  Well India and Pakistan
  Are thinking of trading nuclear bombs
  Israel and the PLO
  Suicide's the way to go
  Meanwhile the lessons of 9-1-1 are clear
  Let's blow up the Middle East
  Smoking marijuana aids terrorists
  Cuba's our enemy unless we need a prison camp
  John Walker Lindh could be your kid unless we get an economic stimulus package

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  Murderershow lyrics

  Murderer

  Oh, how can it be?
  The murderer has the same name as me
  Oh, how can it be?
  The murderer has the same name as me
  Oh, how can it be?
  The murderer has the same name as me
  Oh, how can it be?
  The murderer has the same name as me
  And when they showed his picture in
  The paper it did not shock me
  But when they told of his name it
  Made me scream and cry out loud
  Oh, how can it be?
  The murderer has the same name as me
  Oh, how can it be?
  The murderer has the same name as me
  I went out and bought some clothes and
  They asked for my credit card and
  Looked at me with shock and terror
  Gave it back and closed the doors
  Oh, how can it be?
  The murderer has the same name as me
  Oh, how can it be?
  The murderer has the same name as me
  I stayed home and watched the TV
  Ate my meat and turned in early
  Through the night the bell kept ringing
  Then at dawn they went away
  Oh, how can it be?
  The murderer has the same name as me
  Oh, how can it be?
  The murderer has the same name as me
  When I went out all the boys ran
  Round and screamed my name
  Oh, how can it be?
  The murderer has the same name as me
  Oh, how can it be?
  The murderer has the same name as me
  Oh, how can it be?
  The murderer has the same name as me
  Oh, how can it be?

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  Joe Christshow lyrics

  Joe Christ

  Joe Christ was Jesus' daddy
  He worked at the corner saloon
  Served up Shafers' and Shlitzes
  For the mill workers starting around noon
  Joe Christ worked on the weekends
  And on the major holidays, you bet
  You know he would have tended bar on Christmas
  If Christmas had been invented yet
  One day his wife came in the bar
  Mary Christ did not come in most days
  She said Joe, there's something that I gotta tell you
  I'm pregnant, big with child, in the family way
  Joe Christ, he wrinkled up his brow
  He said babe, you know I love you, have no fear
  But you know on account of my condition
  We haven't actually done it in a year
  She said baby cakes, my honey pie, my Joe
  You know I would never lie to you
  It's the Lord himself, done it to me
  He brought along champagne and chocolate too
  It was magical, I just could not say no
  He had this French accent and what's more
  He treated me just rough enough, how I like it
  I felt like a ten-thousand dollar whore
  But Joe, Joe you gotta understand
  It didn't mean nothing, that's no lie
  I only seen him once and now I'm done with it
  Joe, you're my number one guy
  Joe Christ, Joe Christ, Joe Christ
  Deedle dee dee dee dee
  Joe Christ's gonna have himself a family
  Well, Mary left the bar and Joe just stared
  He sighed the deepest sigh he ever had
  He poured himself a shot and said
  I guess I'm gonna kinda sorta be a dad
  Joe said, Shots of whiskey on the house
  And thought, diapers, Jesus, how can I afford?
  And do I believe Mary's story?
  Was it the milkman or really the Lord?
  He thought, well what choice do I have
  With my condition I can't get no other dame
  There's a critter on the way, that's the bottom line
  Don't really matter how it came
  Joe closed the tavern and came on home
  He found Mary sleeping on the couch
  He turned off the TV and the computer
  Rolled up some tobacco from his pouch
  Joe Christ he stood out on the front porch
  He looked up at the brightest star
  And he hoped that his kid would grow up healthy
  And in time take his place behind the bar
  Joe Christ, Joe Christ, Joe Christ
  Deedle dee dee dee dee

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  Simpleshow lyrics

  Simple

  It's simple to run and it's simple to fall
  It's simple to do nothing at all
  It's simple to hide and it's simple to feel
  It's simple to spin round like a wheel
  But it's hard to do something that's yours
  It's simple to drive a car somewhere
  It's simple to sit there in that chair
  It's simple to talk and it's simple to sing
  It's simple to exchange diamond rings
  But it's hard to do something that's yours
  Some days I just like to dream
  Some days I just like to dream
  It's simple to walk along the path
  It's simple to figure out the math
  It's simple to smile and never be rude
  It's simple to eat the fancy food
  But it's hard to do something that's really yours
  Some days I just like to dream
  Some days I just like to dream
  It's simple to laugh and it's simple to cry
  It's simple to open up your eyes
  It's simple to be too soft or loud
  It's simple to sit and study clouds
  But it's hard to do something that's yours
  Some days I just like to dream

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  Reeperbahn

  I ain't interested in the whores tonight
  They'll go about their business and I'll go about mine
  Mine is standing on the balcony
  On the 4th floor above the Reeperbahn
  Where the Beatles used to play
  But I won't get all soppy and nostalgic,
  'Cause It's all right
  The moon is full
  And it's all right
  And I don't care about anything at all
  Tonight
  Maybe I will take a walk and look at girls
  Sometimes it amazes me that all of them have breasts
  Some places they hide them, some they show them off
  But it's all right I like it either way
  It's a world-class distraction
  You either get it or you don't
  And it's all right
  It's all right
  And I don't care 'bout anything at all
  Tonight
  And I don't give a damn
  The world could end tonight
  Aliens could just start dropping bombs
  Then the people of the Earth
  Would love one another
  For a couple days and then good-bye
  So tonight I'll spare the prostitutes my body
  And my money clip I'll keep my hard-earned money
  The moon's behind a cloud
  The drunks below are loud
  I flick my ash it falls 4 floors down on the Reeperbahn
  Where the Beatles used to play
  But that was a long time ago and anyway
  It's all right
  I probably won't jump
  It's all right
  And I don't care 'bout anything at all

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  Evashow lyrics

  Eva

  The sermon at the church on Hollywood Boulevard
  Is on Adam and the Fall of Man
  Now I know exactly what they mean
  I feel a lot like Adam myself these days
  Fallen to the ground in a '68 Ford
  Fallen from grace in the eyes of the Lord
  Now I think if I had to live outside the garden of paradise
  It might as well be spent looking in your eyes
  The lies might as well be your lies
  The thighs might as well be your thighs
  It might as well be with Eva
  It might as well be with you
  I wander the streets
  And I wonder if there's something I should do
  To prepare for the life to come
  Maybe I should fall to my knees and try to repent
  For the gifts that came and went
  I'm fallen to the ground in a devil disguise
  Fallen from grace in the angel's eyes
  Now I think if I had to live as one of god's fallen ones
  It might as well be spent lying in the sun
  With your lips telling me I'm the one
  Your fingers shooting me like a gun
  It might as well be with Eva
  It might as well be with
  Eva's such a lucky girl
  She don't have a care in the world
  She sets fire to the foot of her bed
  Leaves the righteous shaking their head
  I won't be attending the sermon at the church this Sunday
  On Adam and the Fall of Man
  I think I could deliver that message
  As god as any preacher in Hollywood
  I'm fallen to the ground in a fiery hole
  Fallen with the rest of my immortal soul
  Now I think if I gotta spend eternity outside Eden's gate
  It might as well be worth the wait
  So if you're the one buttering the bread on my plate
  Then to hell and back on roller skates

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  God Said No

  I met God
  On the edge of town
  Where the wind meets the stillness
  Where the darkness meets the light
  Where the ocean meets the sky
  Where the desert meets the rain
  Where the earth meets the heavens
  On the edge of town
  I met God
  I asked God
  Do one thing for me
  Send me back in time
  Send me to Seattle
  Let me go
  Find Kurt Cobain
  Take away his gun
  Take away his bullets
  Talk to him
  Make him want to live
  Tell him how we love him
  Help him see his glory
  God said no
  If I sent you back
  If you really found him
  You would only ask him
  If he could
  Help you get a deal
  If he knows a lawyer
  If he can help you
  God said no
  I asked God
  Do one thing for me
  Send me back in time
  Send me to Berlin
  Let me find
  The one they call Hitler
  I will stalk him
  I will bring him down
  I will bring along
  A powerful gun
  Loaded with bullets
  Obliterate his memory
  God said no
  If I sent you back
  You would get caught up
  In theory and discussion
  You would let your fears
  Delay and distract you
  You would make friends
  You would take a lover
  God said no
  I asked God
  Do one thing for me
  Send me back in time
  Send me to Jerusalem
  Let me go
  Let me go find Jesus
  Let me save His life
  As they try to kill Him
  Let me take Him down
  Down from the cross
  Take the iron from His body
  Try to heal His wounds
  God said no
  If I let you go
  If you really found Him
  Walking with the cross
  You would stare
  Your tongue no longer working
  Eyes no longer seeing
  Ears no longer hearing
  God said Dan
  Time belongs to me
  Time's my secret weapon
  A final advantage
  God turned away
  From the edge of town
  He knew, I was beaten
  And now was all I had

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  Presidentshow lyrics

  President

  Raised up my hand & said I solemnly swear
  One January day
  And just like that I was the President
  Of the USA
  Just like that I was the President
  Of the USA
  There were limos, bands & speeches
  And parties to go to
  I said all that will have to wait
  There's just so much to do
  Them parties will have to wait
  There's so much to do
  My first day I offered statehood
  To Cuba and Mexico
  Cuba-1 state, Mexico-6
  All or nothing that's how it goes
  No more border patrols & human smuggling
  and we'll deal with our own neighborhood
  And a few more stars and some green in the flag
  Seems like it might be good
  And maybe Israel and Palestine
  Will follow our lead and just combine
  And then become Israelstine, who knows?
  Anyway that's my first day
  Second day I told Detroit
  Start makin' cars that don't use gas
  And I give everybody a big rebate
  And they started sellin' fast
  We'll stop burning up the air we breathe
  And making the planet boil
  And we won't have to kiss the ass
  Of whoever's got the oil
  Since before Hoover, the farmers have got
  The short end of the stick
  With the help of our Cuban brothers
  We'll be Communistic
  (Collective farms!)
  Capitalism is a fine thing
  If it works, then great, OK
  But if not, gotta try something else
  That's what I did on my 3rd day
  My 4th day all of our troops came home
  From all around the Earth
  Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran
  More trouble than they're worth
  I was tempted to say I'm sorry
  We'll rebuild you with money and men
  But I just said, "You're on your own
  "And don't fuck with us again"
  My 5th day I changed the army
  So it's all of us or none
  We'll all tie knots, and walk through mud
  Pitch tents and fire a gun
  With just a few of us as warriors
  And the rest of us gone soft
  Martians could come and zap us
  Ain't gonna happen on my watch
  Day 6 I swore no prisoners more
  Would face their death inside
  Thou Shalt Not Kill applies to us all
  Too many mistakes, besides
  Day 6 I swore no prisoner more
  Would ever face his death
  At least until my jury hears
  The Crimes of President Bush
  Day 7 was hot, I legalized pot
  And none of this decriminalizing crap
  Let it grow in glory, end of story
  Then I burned one and took a nap
  Hemp will help the farmers
  We'll grow hemp everywhere
  One acre of hemp's like 10 acres of trees
  And hemp grows back next year
  My 8th day I made health care
  Cover everyone
  If you get sick, see a doctor
  That's how my government's run
  And by the way, abortion
  Is included in this plan
  No one tells a girl how to treat her body
  Least of all some man
  My 9th day I said sorry
  This government is no fool
  Ain't gonna pay you extra to send your kid
  To some weird-ass wacko school
  We'll do our best to make our schools
  Best anyplace on earth
  If they ain't good enough, think about it
  Before you go give birth
  My 10th day I made it OK
  To marry whoever you
  Would be willing to ride with
  On a bicycle built for 2
  Marry a woman, marry a man
  Marry a monkey too
  Marry a big old rhino
  And visit 'em at the zoo
  And that was my first 10 days
  My first 2 working weeks
  Lots of work for the bureaucrats
  And the paper-pushing geeks
  After that we needed
  Some time to just have fun
  So we added some new holidays
  The next week, one by one
  Monday was National Nude Day
  Everyone disrobed
  Tuesday was National Stoned Day
  Everyone got stoned
  Wednesday was National Painting Day
  Thursday no television
  Friday was tennis, John McEnroe helped
  From his Cabinet position
  Saturday, Sex With Impunity Day
  With no repercussions
  Sunday, do it all-Nude, Stoned, Painting, no TV,
  Tennis, Sex-Enjoy!!
  Just be ready for work on Monday
  And mister, no discussion
  My Cabinet, as previously mentioned
  Includes John McEnroe
  And Wavy Gravy and Michael Franti
  And Ani Difranco
  Muhammad Ali, Madonna
  Maya Angelou, Bratt Pitt
  And Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton
  And we'll watch 'em both go at it
  And then I'll get that Stephen Hawking
  Make him a citizen and stuff
  He's the smartest guy in the world
  England's had him long enough
  I'll tell him you can be the head of whatever you want
  Just bring your thinking cap
  And I'll give him an office in Hollywood
  With all those ramps and crap
  I raised up my hand and said I solemnly swear
  One January day
  And just like that I was the President
  Of the USA
  Just like that
  Just like that
  Just like that I was the President

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  Airplane Blues

  Lean back
  Sit back on the porch swing
  Pour yourself a glass of lemonade
  Make sure the dog's in
  He's been scratchin' a lot lately
  Like there's an epidemic of fleas
  I ain't never seen nothin' like it
  Summer of '75
  All of these bugs came in from out of state
  Messed with everybody
  Especially the dog
  Ain't never been the same
  Just lay back now
  First time I ever heard this song
  First time I went to
  I don't remember how old I was
  My first time out east
  And I went to theis club called, "Tramps"
  Late at night, I got to see Lightnin' Hopkins sing
  I was closer to him
  Than I was to my dad at the time
  He sang
  A week later, he died
  I think that was the last show he ever played
  This is my favorite one that he done
  It's called the ["Airplane Blues"]
  Goes like this
  I got a woman
  She's always out of town
  I got a woman
  She's always out of town
  I'm gonna buy me an airplane
  I'm gonna fly that woman down
  That woman that left me
  She ain't never satisfied
  That woman that left me
  She ain't never satisfied
  She's gonna ride with me in the airplane
  Next time I take her for a ride
  Next time we fly
  I'm gonna take her for a trip
  Down across the world
  Next time we fly
  Gonna take her for a trip down across the world
  She's gonna take off
  Just like that old flying squirrel
  I got a woman
  She's always out of town
  She's always out of town
  I'm buying an airplane
  I'm flying that woman down

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  Closer To Youshow lyrics

  Closer To You

  Please give me notice
  So I can buy a ticket for a train
  A train I've been hearing
  Over and over again and again
  Tonight it seems you're sleepy
  So there ain't nothing else to do
  'Cept drink and listen to Miles Davis
  Down in the Bakerloo
  Closer to you, closer to you
  Baby let's stop for gas
  You can be the leader of the pack
  Spain can wait 'til tomorrow
  Spain always has
  Go ahead try to go further
  I'll push your hands away
  Don't be worried 'bout
  Physically overpowering me today
  Closer to you, closer to you
  I seen what happens to the boys who love you
  Gonna move carefully, real real carefully
  I sign for my brothers
  Now when I write my name
  Shaquille O'Neal don't show up
  Drunk for a Laker game
  God is down in the mailroom
  Sorting what gets sent above
  They finally proved scientifically
  All you need is love

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  Black Tornadoshow lyrics

  Black Tornado

  Black Tornado - Dan Bern from his album New American Language
  I been speaking-
  later and later in the day-
  Most days I don't talk
  'til maybe 8 o'clock at night It keeps me whole,
  It keeps me holy. It keeps me way up
  in the mountains even when I'm on the road
  It keeps me coming up for air
  Keeps me airing out some come
  It keeps me cool
  And everyplace I go is one less place I could call home
  And every girl I kiss, well I just cross her off my list
  I don't go far
  I just go crazy
  I buried all of my old clothes out in some field in West Des Moines
  And if you judge me tonight
  Judge me by the songs I write
  That's who I am to you
  (background) lil more guitar)
  (chourus)And there's a Black Tornado
  Black Tornado
  Spinning around in my body sometimes
  Black Tornado
  a Black Tornado
  Spinning around in my body sometimes
  And I could do tonight with something soft and warm and furry
  But that ain't likely to occur in southcentral Missouri
  It's a day off
  It's an off-day
  It's a Budweiser, Budgetel, Bukowski kind of night
  All I got's what's on my back
  this Guitar and a backpack
  My soul's intact
  (chourus)And there's a Black Tornado. . . .
  And everything is changing faster than I can describe
  All I really know to do is grab the wheel and drive
  I look for love
  And some adventure
  And I try not to let my own breathing scare me off the road
  There is a tombstone
  Of my father I visit sometimes
  There is a tombstone
  Of my father I visit sometimes

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  Joe Van Goghshow lyrics

  Joe Van Gogh

  Joe Van Gogh is a friend of mine
  He's the son of Vincent Van Gogh, you know
  Joe has more friends than you do
  And Joe Van Gogh is a painter too
  I've shared a room with Joe Van Gogh
  And all night long he grinds his teeth
  It could be genetic, it could be the heat
  It's pressure to paint, that's my belief
  This I'll tell you 'cause this I know
  I'm a valuable friend to Joe Van Gogh
  I'm the only painter Joe Van Gogh knows
  Who wasn't first friends with Vincent Van Gogh
  Joe Van Gogh is a very good painter
  Some sunflowers, sure but other stuff too
  But how good a painter we'll never know
  Till he gets away from Vincent Van Gogh
  An umbilical cord of red Day-Glo
  Runs from one to the other though
  Through the streets of Amsterdam they go
  Joe on the shoulders of Vincent Van Gogh
  Joe Van Gogh has a second floor window
  With a scene of Amsterdam below
  He sits at a canvas with a Marlboro
  In his mind Van Gogh, Van Gogh, Van Gogh
  Vincent Van Gogh is good to Joe
  He gave his son his ear, you know
  But it can't be easy being Joe Van Gogh
  Trying to paint when your dad is Vincent Van Gogh
  People write songs about Vincent Van Gogh
  Like Starry Starry Night and other stuff too
  And it don't exactly even the score, I know

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  Two-month Affair

  Now it's just me and the world again
  It's just another two month affair
  Just me and the world again
  I'll be all right
  I'll be all right
  It's just that I didn't know
  Seeing my boy and my girl in your eyes
  Playing with me, playing with you
  Just another two month affair
  I'll be all right
  I'll be all right
  It's just that I didn't know
  And the trees we are passing
  Keep on growing and growing
  And growing and growing and growing
  Maybe this time I'll decide
  Never, never, never get hurt again
  Me and the world again
  Give me a minute I'll walk again
  Just me and the world again
  I'll be all right
  Really all right
  It's just that I didn't know
  I'll be all right
  Really all right

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  Aliashow lyrics

  Alia

  Just when we got comfortable
  Alia went to India
  This time I was not the one that run out
  When things got good
  Alia
  Alia
  I'll remember you
  Will you remember me?
  It was always me the one
  That left before the setting sun
  Now you're gone half way around the world
  I don't think turnabout is fair play
  Alia
  Alia
  I remember you
  Do you remember me?
  Now I know what it's like
  When they're just beyond your reach
  You did not look back when we said farewell
  I wanted to run to you so much
  I've been through this country through and through
  But I've never been to India
  I guess that's maybe why you had to run off
  To your old India
  Alia
  Alia
  I'll remember you

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  Krautmeyer

  Charles Manson doesn't even know his last name anymore
  Charles Manson's real name was Charles Krautmeyer
  He's forgotten it
  Charles Manson had a buncha people
  Who believed his every word
  Who followed his directions
  To cut up buncha rich people
  Would they still have done it
  If they'd known his name was Krautmeyer
  I kinda doubt it
  Charles Manson made a shitty album
  Not too long before he got a buncha people
  To believe his every word
  And follow his directions
  To cut up buncha rich people
  Would they still have done it if they'd heard his shitty album
  I kinda doubt it
  Charles Manson's real name was Charles Krautmeyer
  Charles Manson's real name was Charles Krautmeyer
  Charles Manson's real name was Charles Krautmeyer
  Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-OOOOOOOO
  Marilyn Manson took the last name of Charlie Manson
  He didn't take the name Marilyn Krautmeyer
  If he was called Marilyn Krautmeyer
  I bet no adults with large straws up their asses
  Would try to cancel any of his concerts
  The way they do with Marilyn Manson
  I think he should be called Marilyn Krautmeyer
  He'd probably get to play a few more concerts
  And maybe he wouldn't sell quite as many of his shitty albums
  But at least the truth would be out that
  Charles Manson's real name was Charles Krautmeyer
  Charles Manson's real name was Charles Krautmeyer
  Charles Manson's real name was Charles Krautmeyer
  Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-OOOOOOOO
  Charles Manson really was a lucky guy
  People didn't hear his shitty album
  People didn't know his name was Krautmeyer
  His followers never saw him pick his nose
  Which I understand he liked to do a lot
  Charles Manson comes up for parole every now and then
  Three guys sit across from him
  And talk to him for half and hour
  Then stamp denied on his papers
  Then run home and tell their wives about it
  Maybe he should go back to Krautmeyer
  Maybe they'd ignore the swastika on his forehead
  And stamp approved on his papers
  We hereby parole you, Charles Krautmeyer
  Charles Manson's real name was Charles Krautmeyer
  Charles Manson's real name was Charles Krautmeyer
  Charles Manson's real name was Charles Krautmeyer

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  Jesus Freakshow lyrics

  Jesus Freak

  Stay where you are
  Plenty room for both of us
  And I don't want you to come any closer
  Than you are right now
  Because Jesus was a Jesus freak
  Jesus was a Jesus freak
  Jesus was a Jesus freak
  And I'm just looking for a place to
  Watch the world from
  Watch the world from
  Watch the world from
  Million miles of sand
  And a trillion miles of water
  And you might make me go against my will, but you'll
  Never make me come
  Because Jesus was a Jesus freak
  Jesus was a Jesus freak
  Jesus was a Jesus freak
  And I'm just looking for a place to
  Watch the world from
  Watch the world from
  Watch the world from
  I go to work
  Do my job the best I can
  When I'm through I don't owe no one
  Anymore than that
  So, stay where you are now
  Plenty room for both of us
  And I don't want you to come any closer
  Than you are right now
  Because Jesus was a Jesus freak
  Jesus was a Jesus freak
  Jesus was a Jesus freak
  And I'm just looking for a place to
  Watch the world from
  Watch the world from

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  Sweetnessshow lyrics

  Sweetness

  I thought you came here to dance
  But it seems you had other plans
  What's there to talk about?
  What's there to figure out?
  Sometimes I feel like an experiment
  Tell me, where has the sweetness gone?
  Where is the loving song?
  Where, oh, where in the world?
  Can't you just spin while I play?
  Must we come up with a hundred and ten reasons why we're alive today?
  I won't mind if you probe, babe
  Start with my earlobe, babe
  And then start whispering to me
  Tell me, where has the sweetness gone?
  Where is the loving song?
  Where, oh, where in the world?
  The only reason you used to need
  To be around me was me
  Tell me, where has the sweetness gone?
  Where is the loving song?
  Where, oh, where in the world?
  Tell me, where has the sweetness gone?
  Where is the loving song?

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  Smartie Mineshow lyrics

  Smartie Mine

  The paint is not yet dry
  The clothes are not yet on
  Only one place where I could
  Go to be understood
  Only one place
  Only one face
  Smartie mine
  Smartie mine
  Smartie mine
  Smartie mine
  I wanna go
  Deep down smartie mine
  Down a shaft of green
  Down a shaft of blue
  I have a paint brush
  I wanna spread my colors around
  Not to be careless, though
  Only one place to go
  Smartie mine
  Smartie mine
  Smartie mine
  Smartie mine
  Deep down under the ground
  There's a place where it's always sun
  Deep down under the Earth
  There's chocolate for everyone
  There's chocolate for everyone
  Down a shaft of red
  Down a shaft of red
  Not be too nervous though
  We've come too far
  Smartie mine
  Smartie mine
  Smartie mine
  Smartie mine
  Smartie mine
  Smartie mine
  Smartie mine
  Smartie mine
  I wanna go
  Deep down smartie mine
  Smartie mine

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  Wastelandshow lyrics

  Wasteland

  I saw the best of my generation playing pinball
  Maked up and caked up
  And looking like some kind of china doll
  With all of Adolf Hitler's moves down cold
  As they stood up in front of a Rock and Roll band
  And always moving upward and ever upward
  To this gentle golden promised land
  With the smartest of them all
  Moonlighting as a word processor
  And the strongest of them all
  Checking IDs outside saloons
  And the prettiest of all taking off her clothes
  In front of men whose eyes look like
  They were in some little hick town
  Near Omaha, watching the police chief
  Run his car off the side of a bridge
  I saw men with dreams like the ones I'd had
  Beg quarters outside the Seven-Eleven
  Till it got so they didn't affect me anymore
  Than the mailboxes I'd passed
  'Cept that sometimes, I'd put somthing in the mailbox
  I'd had the wind at my back now I felt it cold in my face
  And for an awful long time now
  You were the only one who ever called me late at night
  And I really never noticed till after you stopped calling
  And the emptiness, silence got so heavy
  Broken up in the wasteland, broken up in the promised land
  Broken up in Disneyland, broken up in the plastic land
  Broken up in the wasteland, broken up in the wasteland
  Broken up in the wasteland
  I saw dead Marilyn Monroe
  Strung up on every street corner in Hollywood
  Like some two bit whore offering a discount rate
  And I wondered how Joe Dimaggio felt
  I saw dead James Dean's ghost
  Wandering the sidewalk looking troubled
  And I wondered how his mama felt
  I saw signs that said, "Headshots done for cheap"
  Signs that said, "Extras wanted, top dollars paid"
  Signs for 'Haircuts' and signs for 'Manicures'
  And signs for "Tanning salons" and signs for 'Wardrobe specialists
  Signs for "Cosmetic surgery' and signs for 'Assertiveness training'
  And I stopped to read them all
  And every single block looked like every single block
  Looked like every single block looked like every single block
  But she kept driving 'cause everyone else kept driving
  And 'cause gridlock is evil and not knowing anywhere is evil
  And those who had money looked good
  But weren't too happy and those who didn't have money
  Didn't look so good and weren't too happy either
  And in a city of three million, two hundred and sixty nine thousand
  Nine hundred eighty four, everyone was lonely
  Broken up in the wasteland, broken up in the promised land
  Broken up in Disneyland, broken up in the plastic land
  Broken up in the wasteland, broken up in the wasteland
  Broken up in the wasteland
  And I watched as everyone I knew spent their lives
  Trying to be watched on stage
  Watched on film or listened to on a record
  And they thought, "Well, maybe that way
  I could get a little love out of this life"
  And I watched as the best of my generation
  Abandoned their dreams and settled for making a little money
  I watched TV, read the papers, listend to the radio
  And made all the fancy scenes
  And said all the right words and wore all the right clothes
  And knew the names of the hip people
  But I still felt out of touch so I stopped watching TV
  And reading the papers and listening to the radio
  And making the fancy scenes and saying the right words
  And wearing the right clothes and knowing the names of the hip people
  And I felt more out of touch than ever but I didn't care anymore
  And I felt you slipping away and I felt myself slipping from you
  And I wanted more than anything else
  For it to rain for one whole day like it used to
  But all there ever was was sun, relentless sun, hot beating sun
  And everyone wore their sunglasses
  And walked around like flies under magnifying glass
  With their eyes removed
  Broken up in the wasteland, broken up in the promised land
  Broken up in Disneyland, broken up in the plastic land
  Broken up in the wasteland, broken up in the wasteland
  Broken up in the wasteland, broken up in the wasteland

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  Different Worldsshow lyrics

  Different Worlds

  When I go by black people's cars
  I always like the music from their radio
  Better than mine
  But I never get their station in
  I don't think my car gets it
  We live in different houses and we
  Drive different cars
  We live in different parts of town and
  Go to different bars
  We speak a different language and we
  Wear different clothes
  Got to different movies and we
  Tie different bows
  We live in different schools, and we
  Get different jobs
  When one of them and one of us steals
  It's different things we rob
  Hey, we live in different worlds
  Right along beside each other
  Hey, we live in different worlds
  Right up next to one another
  We eat different food and we
  Drink different booze
  Cheer for different football heroes
  We hope the other ones lose
  We laugh at different jokes and we
  Have different names
  Watch different tv shows and
  Play different games
  We speak a different language and we
  Sleep in different beds
  We like different jewelry and
  Put different things on our heads
  Hey, we live in different worlds
  Right along beside each other
  Hey, we live in different worlds
  Right up next to one another
  We join different clubs and we
  Read different magazines
  We have different DNA and
  Pass along different genes
  We have different hair and noses
  We have different teeth
  In fact everything is different
  'cept under our feet
  We live in a different universe
  We live in a microwave
  I think we're invisible now
  I gotta go now, I need a shave
  Hey, we live in different worlds
  Right along beside each other
  Hey, we live in different worlds
  Right up next to one another
  Hey, we live in different worlds
  Right along beside each other
  Hey, we live in different worlds
  Right up next to one another
  When I go by black people's cars
  I always like the music from their radio

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  Oklahomashow lyrics

  Oklahoma

  Look mom
  They're gonna fry tim mcvay
  She said 'the nice guy who's on the cover of all those magazines?
  Why would they want to do a thing like that?'
  I said cause he killed all those people
  In oklahoma city
  She said nonsense
  People don't kill people
  Carbombs kill people
  I said well yea mom but they gotta do something with him
  She said why don't they just get mike tyson
  To bite off both his ears
  And I said
  True revolutionaries
  Never bomb buildings
  True revolutionaries
  Never bomb buildings
  It attracts too much attention
  They never bomb buildings
  A little girl down my block was born
  With siliconin her breasts
  It turned out her grandma and her mother
  Both had the implants done well
  Evolution took care of it this time around
  And I wondered what it is about
  So many women with big breasts
  Make it look so sad and I thought well
  Maybe it has something to do with the weight
  The burden there is to carry in the world
  To have to feed it
  To be the object of its desires and
  I wondered what burdens the rest of us
  Are carrying all the time
  I couldn't help thinking
  True revolutionaries
  Never bomb buildings
  It attracts too much attention
  They never bomb buildings
  I decided to go for a walk
  And not do nothing except look everyone I see in the eyes
  And not be the first one to avert my eyes
  No matter what
  And I was planning to be gone for 10 minutes
  But things started happening and I didn't return for two years
  By which time I was the heavyweight champion of the world
  And the expectant father of 16 children
  By 13 different women
  I was in a fishing village in the coast of spain
  It was our lady of abortions sunday afternoon
  All the pregnant women in their first trimester
  Were filing before the priest
  To receive their blessing of
  Try again sometime, try again
  The old barber had died his hair green for the occasion
  And pierced his nipples and
  Was riding his skateboard to the statue
  Of conan o'brien
  Where he was doing backflips for the kids
  Who threw coins
  Given to them by their parents
  The visiting lecturer
  Achingly handsome
  Just finished giving a
  How to build bombs in your basement
  Seminar in the park
  All the young girls put away their
  Notebooks dreamily
  The chimpanzee who had managed to
  Type out hamlet three years before
  Was sitting in the third floor office of a
  Drivers license building
  Typing out zoning ordinances
  Typing out learners permits
  Bored and lonely
  Pee wee herman was sitting in the
  Central square on the grass
  Naked and masturbating
  While all the townspeople moved to him
  Slowly and kissed him softly and sung him
  Lullabyes in the grass
  And in burkley and in greenwhich village
  And in paris and scottsbluff nebraska
  No one sits around in funky little coffee shops
  Anymore talking about revolution
  No they get a starbucks to go
  And they go back to their basketball games
  Where they see who can jump higher
  Who can jam
  Who can take it to the rafts
  And they all wear baseball caps
  Except they don't say yankees or dodgers
  They say nike, reebok, adidas
  Cause the pro players don't play for teams anymore
  They play for shoe companies
  And the kids aren't fooled
  Nah they're just biding their time
  Waiting for the millenium to come
  When all the computers will crash
  Cause all the brilliant scientists of the world
  Forgot to make them read
  Zeros
  True revolutionaries
  Never bomb buildings
  True revolutionaries
  Never bomb buildings
  It attracts too much attention
  They never bomb buildings
  Now sitting there with a head full of dark thoughts
  Like I sometimes get
  Suddenly everything cleared
  And I realized the only purpose
  For revolution is to be able to love
  Who you want
  How you want
  When you want and
  Where you want
  So I took off all my clothes
  Stole a boat and road out to the middle of the lake
  And jumped in
  And I looked back at you
  And said come on
  Get wet
  True revolutionaries
  Never bomb buildings
  True revolutionaries
  Never bomb buildings
  It attracts too much attention
  They never bomb buildings
  They never bomb buildings

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  Remember Meshow lyrics

  Remember Me

  If I's a bee I'd have to sting you with my stinger
  And then your arm would swell and hurt for days
  If I's a bell I'd ring you all day with my ringer
  Until you'd open up and see my face
  I'm not asking
  For very much
  Remember me
  Remember me
  If I's a bird I'd make a nest in your hair
  And come home to your head every night
  If you were blind I'd play guitar softly beside you
  The melody would be your candlelight
  I'm not asking
  For very much
  Remember me
  Remember me
  Remember me when you turn your lights
  Way down low
  Remember me when you close your eyes
  On your pillow
  If I's a cloud I'd hover over you and rain
  And follow you around, block out the sun
  If I's a tree I'd shake whenever you walk under
  And cover you with leaves til I had none
  I'm not asking
  For very much
  Remember me

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  Suicide Roomshow lyrics

  Suicide Room

  Bludgeoned and bloody
  Walking around from memory
  Scared and lost and broken
  Only the whiskey's still talking to me
  I inquired at the big apartment
  Building there in town
  Man there said, "Yeah, we got one room."
  And as he said it he frowned
  He said, "That room is bad luck.
  Couldn't rent it out, I wouldn't try.
  We've lost two tenants in that room
  Both to suicide."
  And I asked for and did receive
  The suicide room
  Figured if I can't beat this world
  Maybe I can beat this room
  One fellow tied a rope around his neck
  Fixed the other end up there
  And before his final struggle
  Kicked away that chair
  The other one stuck a shotgun
  In his mouth just over there
  Hoping for something better, something else
  Or else just addicted to despair
  And every day I'm in here
  I think about those two
  And what hopelessness can lead to
  And what some folks finally do
  I asked for and did receive
  The suicide room
  Figured if I can't beat this world
  Maybe I can beat this room
  And all the doors in my life
  Slammed and locked away
  And my string of keys now useless
  And needing a place to stay
  And nearly two years in here now
  Two years of Sunday chimes
  And it's like those bumper stickers say
  One day at a time
  And I see the crazy patterns when the sun comes in
  Through my window that I try to keep clean
  And I breathe the night air deeply
  As I'm pulling off my jeans
  Some men fall, some men fight
  Some just carry on
  I'm still here in my apartment
  Trying to beat the odds
  I asked for and did receive
  The suicide room
  Figured if I can't beat this world

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  Don't Make Me Leaveshow lyrics

  Don't Make Me Leave

  I would like to live forever
  Will you and me as all the people?
  All the roles would be defined
  Here's the church, here's the steeple
  But when I make the way?
  I start to panic and I speak
  Don't make me leave
  Ah, don't make me leave
  Ah, don't make me leave
  This place
  Then there'll be trap door
  And I'll finally have to get off
  I could just drop to the earth
  Through a hole in the floor
  The further that I walk away
  Things mope and fear
  Don't make me leave
  Ah, don't make me leave
  Ah, don't make me leave
  This place
  Without you maybe I'd have bled
  Without you maybe I'd be dead
  Thrown all the life out of me
  He he
  I guess I got to figure out
  How to break this chain
  People can shut you up
  Till another remains
  It's not that I'm unwilling
  To strike out on my own
  Don't make me leave
  Ah, don't make me leave
  Ah, don't make me leave

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  Janeshow lyrics

  Jane

  So many things to think about
  and if i really tried
  einstein's theory of relativity
  could keep my occupied
  but no matter what i do
  to keep great thoughts in my head
  four little letters makin' up one word
  keep spinning 'round instead
  Jane jane jane
  your name reverberates through my brain
  jane jane jane
  I bought a dictionary
  all it did was get in the way
  too much abcdefghi
  and not enough j
  i wake up in the morning
  with your name on my lips
  i'm thinking of learning how to read in braille
  to have you at my fingertips
  Jane jane jane ...
  Conversation isn't easy
  with such a one-track mind
  if i thought about science
  like i think about you
  i'd win a nobel prize
  I went to see a therapist
  the result was just the same
  we played word-association
  and all i said was jane
  yeah there's much too much to think about
  enough to make you go insane
  you can all think about everything else

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  Fly Awayshow lyrics

  Fly Away

  Awful still out here, too still for me
  I'm used to going outside whenever
  And something's open, buy some tea
  Feel like you could die here
  Middle of Main Street, plain as day
  And the sun would bake you dry
  And the wind blow you away
  Everybody's shifty
  Some secret's in the air
  Half of me wants to crack the code
  The other half don't care
  I wouldn't bat an eyelid
  If right now someone said
  Boy, the folks you're talking to
  Have been a hundred years dead
  Hey, fly away
  Hey, sky is gray
  I don't understand why I owe anybody anything
  I feel like a tightrope walker and they took away my string
  Feel like someone squeezed the juice out of my fruit
  Like everyone's in sweatpants and I alone still wear a suit
  I used to feel like a Mexican bandit when I picked up my guitar
  Now it's nuclear winter and I gotta pay for a new car
  Hey, fly away ...
  Why is the car still running
  Won't someone turn it off
  Who's looking in my window
  I heard somebody cough
  Things so important
  A few months back
  Now barely catch my interest
  I feel I'm losing track
  Of people, of names, of places, and of friends
  Excuse me for not keeping up with all the latest trends
  Hey, fly away ...
  Well excuse me for behaving in a manner that seems rude
  Most of my waking moments deal with finding food
  Something for my family
  Something for my nation
  Designer boots for grandma
  Designer drugs for my patients
  I have been rejected
  I have been collected
  I have been injected and inspected and infected
  Don't be dejected
  You will be protected
  Send me all your money so that I can get elected
  Hey, fly away ...
  Well I lost my sense of balance and I lost my sense of smell
  In a car accident near the Liberty Bell
  I lost my sense of timing and I lost my sense of touch
  From commercials and checking my e-mail too much
  I have no taste lots of people tell me that
  My eyesight was pretty much shot right off the bat
  All that's left is some skewed inner vision
  And some obsolete info on nuclear fission
  Hey, fly away ...
  Well I got this town to myself finally
  Think I'll go and park myself underneath a tree
  And sleep off this headache and sleep off this war
  Maybe my dreams will tell me what it all was for
  I might steal some clothes and get my face all dirty
  And hop on the freight train that rolls in around 4: 30
  Maybe I'll see you up in the sky
  If we flap our wings and learn to fly

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  Jerusalemshow lyrics

  Jerusalem

  When I tell you that I love you don't test my love
  Accept my love, don't test my love
  'Cause maybe I don't love you all that much
  Don't ask what kind of music I'm gonna play tonight
  Just stay a while, hear for yourself a while
  And if you must put me in a box, make sure it's a big box
  With lots of windows and a door to walk through
  And a nice high chimney so we can burn, burn, burn
  Everything that we don't like
  And watch the ashes fly up to Heaven
  Maybe all the way to India, I'd like that
  All the ancient kings came to my door
  They said, "Do you want to be an ancient king too?"
  I said, "Oh yes, very much, but I think my timing's wrong"
  They said, "Time is relative or did you misread Einstein?"
  I said, "Do you really mean it?"
  They said, "What do you think we come here for
  Our goddamn health or something?"
  Everybody's waiting for the Messiah, the Jews are waiting
  Christians are waiting, also the Muslims
  It's like everybody's waiting, they've been waiting a long time
  I know how I hate to wait like even for a bus or something
  An important phone call so I can just imagine
  How darned impatient everybody must be getting
  So I think it's time now, time to reveal myself
  I am the Messiah, I am the Messiah
  Yes, I think you heard me right, I am the Messiah
  I was gonna wait till next year, build up the suspense a little
  Make it a really big surprise but I could not resist
  It's like when you got a really big secret
  You're just bursting to tell someone
  It was sort like that with this
  And now that I've told you, I feel this great weight lifted
  Dr. Nusbaum was right, he's my therapist
  He said get it out in the open
  I spent ten whole days in Jerusalem, mmm Jerusalem
  Sweet Jerusalem and all I ate was olives, nothing but olives
  Mountains of olives, it was a good ten days
  I like olives, I like you too
  So when I tell you that I love you don't test my love
  Accept my love, don't test my love

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  Breatheshow lyrics

  Breathe

  Now a couple years ago
  I told everybody
  That I was the Messiah come to save them
  They started lining up with babies to be blessed
  The sick and the lame, blocking the pavement
  I walked on water and OK sank
  Turned wine into whisky and drank, drank, drank
  Now with just a couple Snickers and some corn meal mush
  I fed six thousand at a time
  I spoke in St. Louie, ya gotta play St. Louie
  St. Louie, it's a rule of some kind
  The blind came to me and I made 'em see
  Got the deaf diggin' hi-fidelity
  Card tricks, I could do card tricks you wouldn't
  believe
  There's nothing innocent about a newborn babe
  That a few years here can't cure
  And it's not so much that you burn out
  Baby but you finally just endure
  Now to tell you the truth, lately even I
  Start to get a little overwhelmed
  Wars and pain and poverty
  Those have been around a long time
  But the oceans rise and the fresh water dies
  And the hate sticks harder to your insides
  And the cars get bigger and the smoke churns out
  And your idols fall and you lie a little better
  And the train gets further and further off the track
  And with each day passing it's harder to turn back
  They call Mother Earth "Mother" for a reason
  She will revolt
  Stop...
  Stop what you're doing...
  Stop what you're doing and breathe
  Stop what you're doing and breathe
  Eatin' hamburgers, corporate mergers
  Speakin' in tongues, burnin' your lungs
  Drinkin' a Coke, repeating some joke
  Kissin' the ring, Buffalo wings
  Honkin' your horn, internet porn
  Takin' the pill, writing your will
  Stop what you're doing and breathe
  Stop what you're doing and breathe

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  KING OF THE WORLD

  Well, they elected me
  King of the world
  I said, "Here's what I'm gonna do
  Send everybody over to China
  Except for me and you
  Strip ourselves naked
  Go to Beverly Center
  Watch movies and eat Cinnamons"
  I think I'm gonna like
  Being king of the world
  For a change
  They said, "As king of the world
  You can have anything
  Your greedy royal heart desires"
  I said, "All I really want
  Is some wide open space
  Where I can set forest fires
  I want peace and quiet, I want nudity
  I want sex and wine and love"
  They said "So let it be written
  Your highness
  So let it be done"
  I am the king
  The king of the world
  It could have been you
  But it's me
  I'm surprised you didn't hear about it
  It was on the cover of Newsweek
  November 1993
  As king of the world
  I'll occasionally go to China
  To visit you guys
  You don't have to be afraid
  I don't need you to bow down
  I'm not God
  I'm just the king, I realize
  Well, it might be nice though
  If you'd kiss me feet
  And call me, "All knowing leader of men"
  If you were king of the world
  I'm sure you'd want the same
  For yourself
  I am the king of the world
  King of the world
  Can you believe my luck?

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  Gracelandshow lyrics

  Graceland

  Mississippi Delta shining like a National guitar
  Paul Simon wrote that song about Graceland
  While driving in his car
  Mark Cohn wrote that other one
  It was a big hit, it made Mark Cohn real
  I'm walking in Memphis, do I really feel the way I feel?
  Well, look at me, Lord, I am at Graceland
  On a Saturday afternoon
  I threw up last night at a rest stop
  From eating cheese grits at the Waffle House
  I felt like hell then, I feel alright now
  I am at Graceland and I feel alright
  I know that Graceland has sacred meaning
  Deep, deep meaning for lots of people
  For me it don't mean all that much
  Okemah means more that's
  Woody Guthrie's home
  I don't have shrines to Elvis Presley
  On the dashboard of my RV
  I haven't spotted Elvis lately
  In the tool section of the Wal-Mart
  But I travel around the country
  Playing my guitar for whoever will listen
  So I'm at Graceland, I am at Graceland
  I am at Graceland and I feel alright
  He had the coolest shoes
  He had the coolest hair
  He sang the coolest songs
  He made the coolest movies
  He moved his hips like wheat fields waving
  He was even cool in the army

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  Go To Sleepshow lyrics

  Go To Sleep

  Enough of this throat singing already
  If you wanna sing two notes at once
  Why don't you do like everyone else
  Get a multi-track machine
  Lay 'em down separately
  Make a little harmony
  Maybe a bass track
  Like one from the Rolling Stones
  None of this long lost art
  This archaic stuff
  Go out and make something
  If you wanna make some dough
  You oughta invest in my company
  We're putting barcodes
  On the fetuses
  Using ultrasound
  And laser technology
  We used to do babies
  But some of them still got mixed up
  This takes care of that
  My love, go to sleep
  We'll wake you tomorrow
  My love, go to sleep
  We'll wake you tomorrow
  There's some tomatoes
  Chemically engineered
  They come out square
  To fit in boxes
  There's some people
  Chemically engineered
  They come out square
  To fit in boxes
  I'm sitting on the roof today
  All by myself
  Not saying nothing
  To no one
  I'm sitting on the roof today
  All by myself
  Not saying nothing
  Goodbye
  My love go to sleep
  We'll wake you tomorrow
  My love go to sleep

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  Colorsshow lyrics

  Colors

  We're listening to Nine Inch Nails in my car
  I wonder when they'll find the body
  7-Eleven's got so many bottles of juice
  I love the colors
  Back at the farm
  We never got to sleep in the same room
  I hated Uncle Max
  I hope he isn't mad at me
  Look out the window
  See the colors
  I love the colors
  Colors
  I love the colors
  I might never sleep again
  I might never dream again
  But that's all right
  Cause there's so many colors
  I love green and red
  Colors
  I'll get you some blues
  Colors
  I love the colors
  Someday I'd like to be on TV
  Dead in your lap beside a gun
  And a copy of Poison's Native Tongue
  And some flowers of many different colors
  I love the colors
  Colors
  I love the colors
  We're listening to Nine Inch Nails in my car

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  Tongue Tiedshow lyrics

  Tongue Tied

  Now that everything has been sold
  This song is hard
  To love, to love, to love
  Trust has been a little frazzled
  With a song that might
  Be sold in 20 years to sell beer
  But don't we all love to sing a song together
  And don't we all just love to sing along
  Sorry if I'm a little tongue-tied
  But it's been so long
  Since I talked to anyone
  Sorry if my body is a furnace
  But it's been so long
  Since I touched anyone
  Sorry if my clouds are in the mirror
  But in the window it's clear
  It's clear, I'm clear
  As everyone
  Sorry if my song's a little shy
  But it's been so long
  Since I sung to anyone
  But don't we all love to sing a song together
  And don't we all just love to sing along
  Now that everything has been sold
  This song is hard

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  We Will Not Be Dividedshow lyrics

  We Will Not Be Divided

  From the halls of Montezuma
  Down to the coal mines of Beaver Falls
  Socialist workers, MoveOn.Org
  Greenpeace, the Capitol Mall
  International Brotherhood of Eletrical Workers
  United Fruit, The PTA
  We will not be divided, my friends
  We will not be divided, my friends
  From the clashing cliffs of Big Sur
  To the white sands of the Keys
  Massapequa, Sausalito
  The sound of the Puget breeze
  The bloody ground of Gettysburg
  To the wild Wyoming fields
  We will not be divided, my friends
  You can separate a worker from his rightful dollar
  His peso, his euro, his yen
  Trample his freedom, his restitution
  His constitution, my friend
  Steal his loot and take it to some island retreat
  You can run but you cannot hide
  We will not be divided, my friends
  Abraham Lincoln, Benjamin Frankin
  Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Paine
  Thorough, Walt Whitman, Rodney King
  Woody Guthrie singin' out in the rain
  Emma Goldman, Eleanor Roosevelt
  Abraham, Martin and John
  We will not be divided, my friends
  We will not be divided, my friends
  From the tea dumping party in Boston Harbor
  Little Rock, Memphis, Ann Arbor
  Julia Butterfly, drawing the lines
  Seattle '99
  Haymarket, Christopher Street, Paul Revere
  And his great freedom ride
  We will not be divided, my friends
  Fight on the picket line
  Down on the coal mine
  Working the phone lines
  Standing in the bread line
  Humanists, economists
  God fearing atheists
  Fair minded, peace loving people everywhere
  I do believe even Jesus Christ
  Would cry to the Heavens above
  We will not be divided, my friends
  From Broadway to the Milky Way
  Pacific Coast Highway
  Pompano Beach, Long Island, Queens
  Brazos, the Ohio, Columbia
  Monongahela
  Mississippi down to New Orleans
  Oakland to Auckland
  Venice to Venezuela
  Cairo to Tel Aviv
  We will not be divided, my friends
  Jesus in the desert
  Moses in the sea
  Mohammed on that mountain
  And the I and the me, become we
  Guantanamo to Wall Street
  Islamabad to Church Street
  The moon to Mercury
  We will not be divided, my friends
  Wherever people defend their right to own their own destiny
  Defend themselves against lies, against greed
  Defend their right to be free
  From the Euphrates primordial mud
  To the dust of the moons of Mars
  We will not be divided, my friends
  We will not be divided, my friends

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  Another Man's Clothesshow lyrics

  Another Man's Clothes

  Lady next door leaves her balcony
  Opens up her door and goes inside
  Sun dropped down just minutes ago
  Western sky is smeared cranberry light
  Normally the things in my mind that go down deep
  I would not let them roam without a fight
  But I stand in another man's clothes tonight
  I stand in another man's clothes
  Guess that's how it happens, guess that's how it goes
  When you stand in another man's clothes
  Sometimes it's hard to tell apart a star
  From a satellite or slow-moving plane
  Sometimes it's hard to tell yourself apart
  From a sheet of wind whipping through the rain
  I been straddling this road but here it starts to part
  And from here both ways diverge on out of sight
  And I stand in another man's clothes tonight
  I stand in another man's clothes
  I stand in another man's clothes tonight
  I stand in another man's clothes
  I look far as I can past the cloudy blue horizon
  I wait for voices but no voices come
  When I try to listen to the rhythm of my soul
  All that plays is one sad solitary drum
  There ain't no guarantee about tomorrow morning
  And if the sun will ever rage in all its light
  I stand in another man's clothes tonight
  I stand in another man's clothes
  Looking for answers from above and beyond
  Signs from the highway and the clouds
  I shout my questions with all the breath inside my
  lungs
  But some I dare not say out loud
  So if I make it through, if I come to you
  Let's not waste our time on anything but love
  My trousers and my shirt and the jacket on my back
  Have let me step outside myself, maybe just enough
  I got no time for wasting, this chance may not come
  round again
  Don't meet me with no argument or fight
  I stand in another man's clothes tonight
  I stand in another man's clothes
  Guess that's how it happens, guess that's how it goes
  When you stand in another man's clothes
  Guess that's how it happens, guess that's how it goes

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  Gamblin' With My Love (pete Rose)

  Well, I was writing a play
  About Pete Rose and Bart Giamatti
  It takes place in a Motel 6
  Just outside of Cincinnatti
  There's a table and a bottle of whiskey
  They're drinking but they light a cigarette first
  Pete Rose looks terrible
  Giamatti looks worse
  Giamatti says Pete, be straight with me
  Have you been gambling on games?
  Pete says Commissioner
  Where I come from, we bet on everything
  He says, Let's just get to the point Pete
  Did you ever bet on your own team
  I'm not sure what Pete's gonna reply
  But I think I'll have the telephone ring
  It's gonna be Shoeless Joe Jackson
  Calling from Tangiers
  He says Commissioner, if you don't throw him out
  What have I been doing all these years?
  Bagging groceries and painting houses
  Having to to beg and steal and rob
  Pete tries to grab the receiver, he says
  I can tell you stuff about Ty Cobb
  Then I hear a knocking
  A knocking at my door
  It's my sweet Martha and I open up
  And she crawls in on the floor
  Says put down your paper and pen, boy
  That can wait another day
  I say what's wrong? She grabs my leg, says
  All I've got to say is
  Are you gambling with my love?
  Are you saying you don't care?
  Are you gambling with my love
  While you sit there in that chair?
  Are you gonna gamble
  Are you gonna gamble
  Gamblin' with my love?
  I say girl, I got backers
  I've got money people waiting for this stuff
  I've got a theater off Broadway convinced
  One act ain't gonna be enough
  I said I'm starting to roll with this dialogue
  I'm getting inside Pete Rose's head
  I say he can taste the Hall of Fame
  She says don't you want to taste me instead?
  I say girl, do you understand how with four thousand hits
  A man could still feel emptiness?
  And I have Pete say Commissioner, what've you got in your hand?
  And he says can't you guess?
  Pete says if I was a betting man
  I'd say you were trying to bluff me to my face
  Commissioner says too bad you ain't as good playing the odds
  As you are playing second base
  Ooh, ooh
  Gamblin' with my love
  So she says well, what does Mrs. Rose have to say about all this?
  I say I don't know, I haven't thought about Mrs. Rose
  And I lean over and give Martha a kiss
  She says you've got two guys in a hotel room
  No other characters or special effects?
  I say there's plenty of drama there
  She says three acts, no sex?
  She says there is a Mrs. Rose, though, yeah?
  I say yeah, there is, I suppose
  She says what's their chemistry?
  What are her specifics?
  Does she have a wig?
  Does she wear support hose?
  I say baby, you're wearing me out
  I need a break
  What do you say we turn down the bed
  She looks at me, she rolls her eyes
  Grabs my pen and says
  Are you gambling with my love?
  Are you saying you don't care?
  Are you gambling with my love
  While you sit there in that chair?
  Are you gonna gamble
  Are you gonna gamble
  Gamblin' with my love
  So now it goes like this
  Pete Rose and Giamatti in a hotel room
  Mrs. Rose bursts in and says
  Damn it, Pete, I carried your children in my womb
  She says Mr. Giamatti, you need this man
  As much as he needs you
  She says judge not lest ye be judged
  Turns to Pete and says
  Are you gambling with my love?
  Are you saying you don't care?
  Are you gambling with my love
  While you sit there in that chair?
  Are you gonna gamble
  Are you gonna gamble
  Gamblin' with my love
  Are you gambling with my love?
  Are you saying you don't care?
  Are you gambling with my love
  While you sit there in that chair?
  Are you gonna gamble
  Are you gonna gamble
  Gamblin' with my love
  Ooh, ooh
  Gamblin' with my love
  Ooh, ooh

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  Little Russian Girlshow lyrics

  Little Russian Girl

  god bless you lana,
  little russian girl
  for talking to me just when I needed it most
  god bless you lana,
  russian gothic girl
  for talking to me just when I needed it most
  I'm sorry that your mama
  is far away in russia,
  and she can't come see you
  and you can't go see her
  and I'm sorry your first marriage
  ended in divorce
  and your first husband felt he had to lock you in a cage
  and sorry that the second one is making you unhappy
  cause now your husband doesn't understand his wife at all
  and most I get so sorry
  you're married and you can't
  drive up the coast tomorrow
  and lay on your day off
  but anyway lana
  god bless you lana
  for talking to me just when I needed it most
  I'm glad the coffee shop wasn't busy at all
  you saved me from a night of trying to scrape myself
  off the wall
  I just let another one walk out of my life
  a sweet bird who always kept such a nice nest
  for a while I came back
  but finally I told her
  keep your pretty eggs warm
  for somebody else
  and now I see her eyes in everybody's eyes
  and I can't help thinking that I'm just a fool
  I cried at the strip show I cried at the stoplights
  I cried at the howard stern movie I cried
  right now I could cling to just about anyone
  so god bless you lana
  little russian girl
  for talking to me just when I needed it most
  and if you weren't married
  I might be with you now
  and we'd be holding on so tight cause if we let go
  the world would start spinning clear out of control
  thanks for talking to me when I needed you most
  I'm glad the coffee shop wasn't busy at all
  you saved me from a night of trying to scrape myself
  off the wall
  god bless you lana little russian girl
  for talking to me just when I needed you most
  god bless you lana little russian girl

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  Where Is The Loveshow lyrics

  Where Is The Love

  In times of darkness
  When night eclipses day
  When the comforts of the tongue confuse
  And lead your heart astray
  Australian winter
  South America fall
  Not sure who I got out of bed and dressed
  for today at all
  Thought I'd reached the valley
  I see so much further down
  What I took for the morning light
  Where the flames of the burning town
  The Asian market
  Panamanian despair
  Sometimes I think I sing just to move the air
  And where is the love?
  Who knows what to do?
  The men and the women carry us through
  Across the river, to the promised land
  Well I think they stand
  I think they stand
  I think they stand
  with us tonight
  The stars which once seemed so in reach
  Fade out, grow dim, recede
  And the love you make and the love you take
  Ain't near the love you need
  I practice breathing slowly
  I practice breathing deep
  Beauty comes to me in dreams
  And then gets lost in sleep
  The churches are padlocked
  Magistrate's been drowned
  I open up my skull to scream
  But the radio's the only sound
  And where is the love?
  Who knows what to do?
  The men and the women carry us through
  Across the river, to the promised land
  Well I think they stand
  I think they stand
  I think they stand
  I feel they stand with us tonight
  Well I think we stand
  I think we stand
  I think we stand

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  Riceshow lyrics

  Rice

  He had just returned from Monte Carlo
  He was on his way to Japan
  And everything they did made me want to emulate them
  Made me want to be just like them
  And his wife, looking very Japanese
  Had never been to Japan
  She sang Japanese songs, I tried my best to sing along
  And the sky was gray and it looked like it might rain
  And I decided that
  I was only eating rice from then on
  And he spoke of places and of people that I knew very
  well
  And I asked about them, it seemed painful for him to
  speak
  She said maybe later, if we go to the movies you can
  speak
  He was reading heavy books, and seemed burdened by his
  knowledge,
  She wore a thin Japanese robe
  And the sky was gray and it looked like it might rain
  And I decided that I was only eating rice from then on
  Hey, sweet dreams, great teacher
  Hey, great teacher, sweet dreams
  Hey, sweet dreams, great teacher
  Hey, great teacher, sweet dreams
  I will meditate each morning at the sunrise
  I will write down all of my dreams
  I will travel on the backroads , I will
  Keep myself open to whatever
  Every day I will learn a secret language
  I will make my living in the casino
  With 11 or less against a bust card
  I will double down
  And the sky is gray and it looks like it might rain
  And I've decided that I'm only eating rice from now on
  Hey, sweet dreams, great teacher

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  Crow

  All these questions start to stick to me like cancer
  You talk and talk but I don't think I've got an answer
  If that's what's meant by confirmation
  I don't even want a nomination
  Piss on it, piss on it
  Throw it in the trash and kiss it
  I will not crow for you or anyone else
  I will not, I will patently not
  I will not crow for you or anyone else
  I will not, I will patently not
  Maybe someone else will crawl for you
  Just like a Barbie Doll for you
  There's things I'm willing to chew on
  But your crow is not one of them
  I spent the last ten years trying to make your secretary happy with my style
  Now that I've seen your trophies, excuse me if I laugh a while
  If that's a reward for suffering
  Keep the stuff you're offering
  Piss on it, piss on it
  Throw it in the trash and kiss it
  I will not crow for you or anyone else
  I will not, I will patently not
  I will not crow for you or anyone else
  I will not, I will patently not
  Maybe someone else will be your rug
  Jump in a six foot hole you dug
  There's things I'm willing to chew on
  But your crow is not one of them
  Take your turn, take your place
  Take a walk out on my face
  Try again, you can try to dance
  But you'll never get the chance
  'Cause I will not crow for you or anyone else
  I will not, I will patently not
  I will not crow for you or anyone else
  I will not, I will patently not
  Maybe someone else will crawl for you
  Just like a Barbie Doll for you
  There's things I'm willing to chew on
  But your crow is not one of them
  There's things I'm willing to chew on

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  Friendsshow lyrics

  Friends

  Where did my friends go
  Where did my friends go
  Are they in the bar
  Or waiting in the car
  Or did they just take off for good
  An hour ago
  Where did my friends go
  Where did my friends go
  Are they in Duluth
  In a ticket booth
  Or do they run the fish house
  In Key Largo
  You were a supermodel
  Long and lean
  We were particularly low and mean
  Low and mean
  Some of them died young
  And some of them died later
  And a couple of them might even get
  To bury me
  Where did my friends go
  Where did my friends go
  Floating in the air
  Or walking 'round downstairs
  Or did they get held up
  In the embargo
  Where did my friends go

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  Trudyshow lyrics

  Trudy

  And my friend comes in
  Seen old Barry on the wall
  Said you oughta have an asterisk up there
  So I painted on the wall
  With the paintbrush in my hand
  An asterisk but what the hell
  He's still up there
  I am painting my mistakes
  Underneath your soft embrace
  They're all marching to Pretoria but my dear
  The Colts are on TV
  And I guess we'll have to see
  How it goes, how it is
  In the Christian New Year
  And I have an escape route
  For my life, for my time
  Just one push of this button over here
  New clothes, new face
  New name, vanish with no trace
  And a fine apartment on Cape Fear
  I am painting something warm
  To ride us through this storm
  And the days fade and the car's in second gear
  And all the questions you been saving
  For the next electric wave
  Will all be answered
  In the Christian New Year
  Trudy Trudy Trudy
  I'm still on active duty
  And you know what happens when you're AWOL
  If you're fragile you get dropped
  If you're tough they'll help you up
  But maybe though
  In a little while
  Every time a bird flies by
  Tears well up in my eye
  I can feel the rain from a couple mornings down
  Out in the pasture the cow's in heat
  Someone gonna sweep her off her feet
  Probably one of them bulls
  Wander out here from town
  I am driving to my grave
  Sure as Moses was a slave
  But I'm happy as long as I can steer
  I am dreading the disease
  But El Paso's on its knees
  And there's still days and days

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  Cure For Aids

  The day they found a cure for AIDS
  The day they found a cure for AIDS
  Everybody took one little pill and was okay
  The day thay found a cure
  The day they found a cure for AIDS
  Everybody took one little pill and was okay
  I slept with Cindy and Martha and Sue
  I slept with Julie, Melissa and Kate
  The day thay found a cure
  The day they found a cure for AIDS
  Everybody took one little pill and was okay
  The people who had plotted to get rid of all the gays
  Admitted their guilt and everything was fine
  Everybody else said, I din't know
  The day they found a cure
  For 6 months, no one went to work, they all had orgies
  Morning after pills were sold in grocery stores and gas stations
  The day they found a cure for AIDS
  Everybody took one little pill and was okay
  We rented dirty movies and ordered out for food
  For 3 solid weeks everyone I met was nude
  I slept with Julie, Melissa and Jake
  Nobody was afraid
  The day they found a cure
  The day they found a cure

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  Thanksgiving Day Parade

  Everybody was ecstatic
  'Bout the light show on the farm
  And everyone got crazy
  And nobody got harmed
  And the five televisions
  Huge upon the stage
  Had come to pay their union dues
  And make a living wage
  And the bathroom was the clubhouse
  Where the colors all got made
  And plans were cast in feathers
  For the Thanksgiving Day Parade
  And the DJ spins his records
  From here out to the sun
  And he flings them through a big hole
  In the ozone one by one
  And somewhere beyond Mercury
  The wax begins to melt
  And we touched a perfect stranger
  And we loved the way it felt
  And we all hung together
  In our crew cuts and our braids
  Floating down Broadway
  Above the Thanksgiving Day Parade
  And you and I were discussing Natalie
  As you poised to thrust above her
  And I told you how I admire her
  And will always need to love her
  And I told you how I lost
  My best friend Mr. Neill
  And we slowly started dancing
  And began slowly to heal
  And then we all held hands
  And no one was afraid
  On our way to sell our sculptures
  At the Thanksgiving Day Parade
  And Michelangelo finally came down
  After 4 years on the ceiling
  He said he'd lost his funding
  And the paint had started peeling
  And he told us that his patron
  His Holiness, the Pope
  Was demanding productivity
  With which our friend just couldn't cope
  And he rode off on his skateboard
  With his brushes and his blade
  Muttering something 'bout some food
  And the Thanksgiving Day Parade
  And we were born in one millennium
  And will die in the next
  Are slightly underappreciated
  And slightly oversexed
  And as the seconds and the minutes
  Start to vanish one by one
  I'm watching more cartoons
  As I get my toenails done
  And we went downtown to deliver
  Turkeys to people with AIDS
  And then we headed uptown
  To the Thanksgiving Day Parade
  And the music keeps on grinding
  And the electrophonic crunch
  And my father's hair is thinning
  And my mom ate some for lunch
  And you, you were my babysitter
  And you let me break my tooth
  And we sit here tied together
  In a bar in the back booth
  And the band is in an uproar
  Only the drum machine's been paid
  And we'll have to bring our own tunes
  To the Thanksgiving Day Parade
  Australians are the coolest
  People in the world
  Let's all go down under
  With strings of colored pearls
  And lay them at the feet
  Of the heirs of English crime
  And listen to old Men At Work
  And have a real good time
  And we dug until we hit the rocks
  Then we threw away the spade
  And built a platform to get a better view
  Of the Thanksgiving Day Parade
  And I love whoever's next to me
  I love them so, so much
  They let me lean against them
  Like a beautiful crutch
  And everyone should come up
  On the stage and grab the mic
  And tell us one by one
  Who they are and what they like
  And the babies are the only ones
  To have lately gotten laid
  And I'm feeling young and eager
  For the Thanksgiving Day Parade
  And you explained to me that without your fans
  You'd be back out on the street
  With nothing but chitlins on your plate
  And splinters in your feet
  And if you die, you're gone you said
  And your friends are left behind
  And you'll be a statistic
  And we'll be deaf and blind
  And darkness is a virtue
  And molasses is not afraid
  To slow down the countdown
  To the Thanksgiving Day Parade
  And somewhere in the distance
  An orchestra shows its face
  With Natalie on the oboe
  Ty on double bass
  John plays the viola
  Slik, the tenor sax
  James he blows harmonica
  In vanilla skintight slacks
  Hugo oozes alto sax
  Ivory, the trombone
  Masuda squawks the trumpet
  Andre, xylophone
  Ron, he shreds the violin
  In a green Italian suit
  Mike talks on the telephone
  On a tape with an endless loop
  Geoff he blows the clarinet
  With an old-time rockin' feel
  Charlie dings the triangle
  Dave, the glockenspiel
  Chris puffs on the tuba
  H, a big bass drum
  Alfonso throbs the cello
  Like he would a woman, with his thumb
  And high up on the podium
  In tails with his baton poised
  Banksy leads the orchestra
  In a glorious, awful noise
  And on a float of dripping oil paint
  The orchestra, it played
  Kissing the whole universe
  In the Thanksgiving Day Parade
  And life is like a fairy tale
  Every step feels like a dream
  That keeps on getting nearer
  And more and more extreme
  And we just got switched with Venus
  And we're closer to the sun
  And I got no problem with it
  Nor should anyone
  And the cops just blew on in here
  And we're in some kind of raid
  I just hope they will release us

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  Crossesshow lyrics

  Crosses

  Stopping for gasoline
  I jump back in my truck again
  Roaring through the desert
  South of Magdalena
  The heat seeps into my skin
  Whenever I get too terribly giddy
  I see crosses
  On the side of the road
  Rattlesnakes eager to meet me
  Cactus thirsty for blood
  I sip on a bottle of Coke
  And roll my tobacco
  My windshield's the gravestone
  For a million dead bugs
  From the corner of my eye
  I keep seeing
  Them crosses
  On the side of the road
  Keep my eyes wide open
  And my blood running strong in my veins
  Please let me see my baby again
  Things crawling and dying
  Wind blowing
  Everything just surviving
  Last cloud through here
  Came and went months ago
  Flowers of yellow and purple
  They can mesmerize you
  Keep your eyes open
  And lock all of your doors
  I hope that you'll
  Be careful wherever you go
  I keep seeing crosses
  On the side of the road
  Them crosses

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  Bush Must Be Defeated

  Bush must be defeated
  Bush must be defeated
  Bush must be defeated
  Bush must be defeated
  Bush must be defeated
  His evil gang unseated
  His base of power deleted
  His energy depleted
  Bush must be defeated
  Further services unneeded
  His departure speeded
  There's a land, but you don't lead it
  Bush must be defeated
  The rose garden weeded
  A new frontier re-seeded
  We'll no longer let you bleed it
  Bush must be defeated
  This mistake not be repeated
  Our desires not go unheeded
  We will not twice be cheated
  Bush must be defeated
  His goodbye coffee heated
  His inaugural spats uncleated
  His White House bed short-sheeted
  Bush must be defeated
  His welcome's been exceeded
  Successors must be greeted
  The imposter excreted
  Bush must be defeated
  Bush must be defeated
  Bush must be defeated
  Bush must be defeated

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  S.O.U.L.

  Are you gonna scribble in the dark with a marker,
  or do you gotta have the latest pen
  If you tell a good joke and somebody laughs,
  do we gotta hear it over again
  If you give someone a present is it just to make 'em
  happy,
  or just to keep 'em at bay
  Are you gonna follow your soul
  Are you gonna follow your soul
  Are you gonna follow your soul
  Or just the style of the day
  Or just the style of the day
  Win a penny, lose a penny, here's a penny, penny-penny
  pennies gonna come and go
  How many years will you sit there waiting
  for the wind to change how it blows
  Do the skeletons in your closet
  all got 20 pairs of shoes to choose from, baby
  Are you gonna follow your soul
  Are you gonna follow your soul
  Are you gonna follow your soul
  Or just the style of the day
  Or just the style of the day
  Now there are changes coming down, between you and I
  Lions gotta roar and monkeys gotta bonk birds gotta
  swim, fish gotta fry
  It's just a question, I ain't necessarily leanin either
  Are you gonna follow your soul
  Are you gonna follow your soul
  Are you gonna follow your soul
  Or just the style of the day
  Or just the style of the day
  Now I feel the changes comin from the north
  Old man winter's gonna blow us off the porch--and back
  inside
  Every time I go downtown I see something beautiful
  behind glass
  All the money in the world won't buy back a day of the
  past
  I hear that you've been cryin, I want to tell you that
  it's OK
  Are you gonna follow your soul
  Are you gonna follow your soul
  Are you gonna follow your soul
  Or just the style of the day

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  I'm Not The Guyshow lyrics

  I'm Not The Guy

  You can categorize me
  Lump me with the others
  If that's the way you wanna play
  You can say that the way it's been
  Is exactly
  The way that it's gotta be
  And I'll make you feel right
  If you gotta feel right
  Well if you're willing to live truthfully
  I think you'll see
  That, Babe, I'm not the guy Who hurt you
  Many years ago
  I'm not the guy
  I'm not the guy
  I'm not the guy
  Babe, what are you seeing?
  When you look in my eyes
  Maybe someone from a magazine
  Is that someone who hurt you?
  You don't gotta explain it
  I used to read that magazine myself
  But last night in the kitchen, yeah
  I cancelled my subscription, yeah
  And maybe you'll believe me, Babe
  That you don't need to carry yours
  Around anymore
  Cause I'm not the guy
  I'm not the guy
  I'm not the guy
  I'm not the guy who made you crawl into the shell
  I'm not the guy who threw your heart against the wall
  I'm not the guy who made you feel like all you did was lost
  I'm not the guy who loved you, Babe, and kept his fingers crossed
  I'm not the guy
  I'm not the guy
  I'm not the guy
  I'm not the guy who tried to hide his wedding ring
  I'm not the guy who disappeared after the spring
  I'm not the guy who took care of you for a weekend stay
  I'm not the guy who loved you babe, and took his love away
  I'm not the guy
  I'm not the guy
  I'm not the guy
  I'm not the guy
  I'm not the guy

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  All Right Kind Of A Girlshow lyrics

  All Right Kind Of A Girl

  You're an all right kind of a girl
  Good as it gets in my world
  You can have the pictures in the magazines
  don't give me a whirl
  well I ain't no prince
  But I'll do in a pinch
  You're an all right
  All right kind of a girl
  You're an all right
  All right kind of a girl
  Out on the street it's goin' on
  In the market the carriages came
  Umbrellas lined up down the block
  So the princess don't feel rain -quick breath-
  The agency girls showed up
  Three days late, right on time
  I'll trade you all my nickels, babe
  For your one skinny dime!
  You're an ah-ah-all right kind of a girl
  Good as it gets in my world
  You can have the pictures in the magazines
  They don't give me a whirl
  I ain't no prince
  But I'll do in a pinch
  You're an all right
  All right kind of a girl
  You're an all right
  All right kind of a girl
  And downtown, it's a-goin' down
  Everyone look so cool
  But up here we got the music
  And it's like, you're still in school
  Venus and Serena came in here
  Gina Lollobridg'ia too
  Pink was back in the backroom
  Lookin' for you
  You and me, we could get along
  Probably with nothing at all
  Skin me up a rifter babe
  At the Darktown Strutter's Ball
  You're an all right kind of a girl
  Good as it gets in my world
  You can have the pictures in the magazines
  They don't give me a whirl
  I ain't no prince
  But I'll do in a pinch
  You're an all right kind of a girl
  Good as it gets in my world
  You can have the pictures in the magazines
  They don't give me a whirl
  I ain't no prince
  But I'll do in a pinch
  You're an all right
  All right kind of a girl
  You're an all right
  All right kind of a girl
  I'd put you in the movies
  If movies were mine to make
  I'd set you in a sailboat
  Sail you all round the lake
  But I got my feet on the ground
  And I'll keep hanging around
  'Cause you're an all right
  All right kind of a girl
  You're an all right kind of a girl
  Good as it gets in my world
  You can have the pictures in the magazines
  They don't give me a whirl
  I ain't no prince
  But I'll do in a pinch
  You're an all right
  All right kind of a girl
  You're an all right
  All right kind of a girl
  Out on the street it's goin' on
  In the market the carriages came
  Umbrellas lined up down the block
  So the princess don't feel rain
  The agency girls showed up
  Three days late, right on time
  I'll trade you all my nickels, babe
  For your one skinny dime
  You're an all right kind of a girl
  Good as it gets in my world
  You can have the pictures in the magazines
  They don't give me a whirl
  I ain't no prince
  But I'll do in a pinch
  You're an all right
  All right kind of a girl
  You're an all right
  All right kind of a girl
  And downtown, it's a-goin' down
  Everyone look so cool
  But up here we got the music
  And you might as well still be in school
  Venus and Serena came in here
  Gina Lollobridga too
  Pink was back in the backroom
  Lookin' for you
  You and me, we could get on
  Probably with nothing at all
  Skin me up a rifter babe
  At the Darktown Strutter's Ball
  You're an all right kind of a girl
  Good as it gets in my world
  You can have the pictures in the magazines
  They don't give me a whirl
  I ain't no prince
  But I'll do in a pinch
  You're an ah-ah-all right
  All right kind of a girl
  You're an ah-ah-all right

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  Hannibalshow lyrics

  Hannibal

  Let the niggers burn down nigger town
  Step aside for burning and looting
  But if they set foot in Beverly Hills
  Time brother, brother time to start shooting
  Everything everybody has in their homes
  Will be taken away next week Wednesday
  And everything everybody ever believed
  Will be disproved next week Friday
  I'm going down to Hannibal
  Going down to Hannibal
  Gonna buy a new suit of clothes
  Hitler never hurt a soul
  I read it in a book
  That I finished up just this morning
  I was happy and I just couldn't wait to tell the good news
  To all of my dead uncles
  When they tore down the Berlin wall
  Everybody danced
  But between what I feel and what I say
  There's a thirty foot barbed wire fence
  I'm going down to Hannibal
  Going down to Hannibal
  Gonna buy a new suit of clothes
  The world is one big cosmic joke
  Played on me, I hear
  As soon as I leave this room
  All of you are going to disappear
  Time begins to bend and shift
  Maybe you haven't noticed
  But just the other day a man in Washington state
  Admitted killing Jesus
  I'm going down to Hannibal
  Going down to Hannibal
  Gonna buy a new suit of clothes
  I'm six foot tall and 180 lbs
  I can punch through a wall with my fist
  But I don't understand how with just one kiss
  You can wrap me around your finger
  You can wrap me around your wrist
  Everybody who has ever ever been alive
  Is alive today in Georgia
  As for the rest of us, I don't even know who we are
  It's a mystery I guess
  I'm going down to Hannibal
  Going down to Hannibal
  Gonna buy a new suit of clothes
  You see, everything I know, I learned from my dad
  He learned it all from his
  And his dad just happened to be
  Wrong about everything
  I'm going down to Hannibal
  I'm gonna buy a new suit of clothes
  I'm going to wear three neckties
  You're going to help with the bows
  You're going to help with the bows

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  Chain Around My Neckshow lyrics

  Chain Around My Neck

  Everything I've ever done has gone belly up or bust
  I don't ask me to believe me now, I don't deserve your trust
  Let me prove to you that I'm a new man or gone straight
  Next time that I see you let's pretend it's our first date
  I looked into my and I don't' like what I see
  The chain around my neck a thing that I don't want to be
  A chain around my neck of lies and bitterness and pride
  A chain that doesn't let you see the man I am inside
  A chain around my neck
  A chain around my neck
  Can't move this way or that way
  A train that's jumped its track
  I t don't let me move forward
  It don't let me move back
  A chain around my, chain around my neck
  A chain around my, chain around my neck
  You have left me now, don't want to say that you were wrong
  But my life is a place where I am certain you belong
  I know that our love can be as solid as a rock
  All I need is one more chance, baby to unlock
  This chain around my neck
  A chain around my neck
  Can't move this way or that way
  A train that's jumped its track
  It don't let me move forward
  It don't let me move back
  A chain around my, chain around my neck
  A chain around my, chain around my neck
  Each link of the chain is choking
  But each link of chain can be broken
  Each link takes my takes my love away from me
  But only your love can set me free
  From this chain around my neck
  A chain around my neck
  Can't move this way or that way
  A train that's jumped its track
  I t don't let me move forward
  It don't let me move back
  A chain around my, chain around my neck
  A chain around my, chain around my neck

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  Alaska Highwayshow lyrics

  Alaska Highway

  Riding down the highway with Cowboy Joe
  Met Leonardo DiCaprio, Leo, he's tryin' to get away from
  The unwanted advances of Eminem
  Em's wearing drawstrings, lispin' along
  Sayin', "Please, put me into your highway song"
  I say, hey, who's goin' my way
  On that great Alaska highway
  Well, I would never be so dumb
  To say they stole an election
  They bought the damn thing fair and square
  Emperor's in his underwear
  Old King Cole's a merry old troll
  Surgeon General smokes Marlboro
  I say hey, who's goin' my way
  On that great Alaska highway
  I say hey, who's goin' my way
  On that great Alaska highway
  Commandment Three says 'Do Not Kill'
  Amendment Two says 'Blood Will Spill'
  God sits in his rocking chair
  Two flat tires and one good spare
  Britney Spears joins Cowboy Joe
  With a hey and a ho and a do si do
  I say hey, who's goin' my way
  On that great Alaska highway
  West Palm Beach and Cheech
  And Rae Dawn Chong, can't we all just get along?
  Anchored down in Kodiak with a heart attack-ack-ack
  You oughta know by now, By Joel
  West Palm Beach and Cheech
  And Rae Dawn Chong, can't we all just get along?
  Anchored down in Kodiak with a heart attack-ack-ack
  You oughta know by now, By Joel
  Hanging out with Cowboy Joe
  Keith Richards stops to say hello
  I play my guitar, he plays along
  With song after song, after song, after song
  That I've played with the likes of him
  Ain't never gonna settle for less, my friend
  I say hey, who's goin' my way
  On that great Alaska highway
  I say hey, who's goin' my way
  On that great, on that great
  I say hey, who's goin' my way
  On that great Alaska highway
  I say hey, who's goin' my way
  On that great Alaska highway