Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr. (born March 23, 1978), better known as Perez Hilton (a play on "Paris Hilton"), is an American blogger and television personality. His blog, Perezhilton.com (formerly PageSixSixSix.com), is known for posts covering gossip items about celebrities. He is also known for posting tabloid photographs over which he has added his own captions or "doodles." His blog has garnered negative attention for its attitude, its former "outing" of alleged closeted celebrities and its role in the increasing coverage of celebrities in all forms of media.
Hilton was born in Miami, Florida to parents from Cuba. He graduated in 1996 from Miami's Belen Jesuit Preparatory School and received his BFA in drama from New York University. In 2002, Hilton moved to Los Angeles, where he currently resides.
After graduation from New York University in 2000, and before beginning his blogging career, Hilton attempted a career as an actor. He briefly worked as a media relations assistant for LGBT rights organization GLAAD, was a freelance writer for gay publications, worked as a receptionist for NYC gay events club Urban Outings, and was briefly the managing editor of Instinct, a gay men's magazine. He says he started blogging "because it seemed easy."
[recurring line]::Nico: Oh my goodness!
Transamerican Stewardess Nancy Needatwat: [as her hands accidentally grab Griff and Jarod's crotches during turbulance] Oh my God, there's snakes on the plane!
Jasper: What is your damage, Heather?
Jasper Chan: [concerned after seeing Griff naked] The nerd's packing eight inches Jasper! [impressed] Maybe nine.
Jasper Pledge: [referring to a tiki that Nico found] Did anybody find the unlucky tiki I planted?::Jasper: [shocks him, part of his hazing] Did anybody find the unlucky tiki he planted?::Jasper Chan: 'Cher's' already accessorized it.
Luis: [zombies are bearing down on Andy] Over here!::Andy Wilson: Luis? What are you doing here?::Luis: It's a dream sequence. Come on before it's too late!
Jasper, Jasper Chan, Jasper Pledge: [both groups are meeting for the first time] We're Jasper.::Nico: Nice to meet you. We're Cher.
Transamerica Stewardess Debbie Gottakunt: [on the intercom while the plane is going through severe turbulence] In the unlikely event of a water landing::Transamerica Stewardess Debbie Gottakunt: [unzips and exposes her ample chest] I may be used as a flotation device!
[Verse 1]
I wouldn't want to be anybody else
( Hey! )
You made me insecure
Told me I wasn't good enough
But who are you to judge
When you're a diamond in the rough
I'm sure you got some things
You'd like to change about yourself
But when it comes to me
I wouldn't want to be anybody else
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na
I'm no beauty queen
I'm just beautiful me
La na na na na na na na na!
La na na na na na na na na!
You've got every right
To a beautiful life
( C'mon! )
Who says
Who says you're not perfect
Who says you're not worth it
Who says you're the only one that's hurting
Trust me
That's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty
Who says you're not beautiful
Who says
[Selena Gomez - Verse 2]
It's such a funny thing
How nothing's funny when it's you
You tell 'em what you mean
But they keep whiting out the truth
It's like a work of art
That never gets to see the light
Keep you beneath the stars
Won't let you touch the sky
La na na na na na na na na!
La na na na na na na na na!
I'm no beauty queen
I'm just beautiful me
La na na na na na na na na!
La na na na na na na na na!
You've got every right
To a beautiful life
C'mon
[Chorus]
Who says
Who says you're not perfect
Who says you're not worth it
Who says you're the only one that's hurting
Trust me
That's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty
Who says you're not beautiful
Who says
Who says you're not star potential
Who says you're not presidential
Who says you can't be in movies
Listen to me, listen to me
Who says you don't pass the test
Who says you can't be the best
Who said, who said
Won't you tell me who said that
( Yeah, WHO SAID!? )
Who says
Who says you're not perfect
Who says you're not worth it
Who says you're the only one that's hurting
Trust me
That's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty
Who says you're not beautiful
Excuse me I think I seen you on the dance floor
Excuse me I think there playin' one of our songs
I seen you you've been here a lot of times
And you've been on my mind cause baby your just so damn fine
What do you say
What will it take
To make you see that I'm not playin'
I want you
and I think you should know
I want you
and I wont let you go
Cause I'm the kind of girl who likes to tell you what I want in life
Get you right into things wont you like that anyway
I want you
so before you go home
And you leave here alone
I thought you should know
I'm not playin'
I want you
and I think you should know
I want you
and I wont let you go
Cause I'm the kind of girl who likes to tell you what I want in life
Get you right into things wont you like that anyway
I want you
so before you go home
And you leave here alone
Da-da,
Da-da, Da-da, Da,
Da-da, Da-da, Da-da, Da
So I was thinking to myself when you passed me by
“Here’s what I like”
And you were with somebody else but you can’t deny
That’s me in your eye
Do you know
What it’s like
When it’s wrong
But it feels so right?
Nothing in this world can stop us tonight
I can do what she can do so much better
Nothing in this world can turn out the light
I’m gonna make you feel alright tonight.
Da-da, Da-da, Da-da, Da, Tonight
Da-da, Da-da, Da-da, Da, Tonight
Baby, you and I, we got what will never be
You know I’m right
So tell me what you’re waiting for when you’re here with me?
Most guys would die
You should know
What it’s like
When it hurts
‘Cause it feels so right
I gotta tell you somethin’
It’s somethin’ that you just might like
No, it’s not the same thing
Yeah, you’ll learn I’m not too shy
I got my eye on you boy
I got my eye on you boy
And when I get my eye on something it's like search and destroy
There's no running away
Not a game that I play
I wanna get to know you
So come on
We can dance, we can dance, we can dance, we can dance tonight
Come on just move your body
Come on just move your body
We can dance, we can dance, we can dance, we can dance tonight
'Cuz your the one that I like
Don't ask me for my number
'Cuz my number's undercover
Don't tell me that your going I just got here and I'm hoping
I'm not leaving without you
I'm not leaving without you
So stop looking at the clock
'Cuz baby time's on my side
Tick tock, tick tock
Soon you'll be mine
I wanna know things about you
I'm not leaving without you
We can dance, we can dance, we can dance, we can dance tonight
Come on just move your body
Come on just move your body
So whatcha got on your mind?
Whatcha got don't hide
I need to know that there is something more to you then those eyes
I need someone who's sweet
Someone who wants me for me
And when I'm not around he's not gonna cheat
We can dance, we can dance, we can dance, we can dance tonight
Come on just move your body
Come on just move your body
We can dance, we can dance, we can dance, we can dance tonight
'Cuz your the one that I like
Don't ask me for my number
'Cuz my number's undercover
Don't tell me that your going I just got here and I'm hoping
I'm not leaving without you
I'm not leaving without you
So stop looking at the clock
'Cuz baby time's on my side
Tick tock, tick tock
Soon you'll be mine
I wanna know things about you
I'm not leaving without you
We can dance, we can dance, we can dance, we can dance tonight
Come on just move your body
Come on just move your body
I wanna know whatcha dream about
I wanna know whatcha thinking now
I wanna know whatcha dream about
I wanna know whatcha thinking now
And when the lights go down and you come around
Let me see what it's all about
I wanna know whatcha dream about
I wanna know whatcha thinking now
And when the lights go down and you come around
Let me see what it's all about
I wanna know whatcha dream about
I wanna know whatcha thinking now
And when the lights go down and you come around
Let me see what it's all about
I wanna know whatcha dream about
I wanna know whatcha thinking now
And when the lights go down and you come around
(Uhhh...)
(Yeah...)
(That's hot...)
(Uhhh...)
(Yeah...)
(Scott Storch...)
(Yeah...)
Gonna make me scream
Wanna cause a riot
Make a lot of noise
I don't want to be quiet
When it gets real loud
Make it even louder
Gotta turn me on (Uhhhhh....)
Gotta make me higher
You gotta know what to do
If you wanna get down
So don't go off too smooth
You're running out of time
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
Turn it up (Ohhhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaaaa...)
Turn it up
Can you make me hot
Make me touch the ceiling
Can you read my mind
Can you gimme that feeling
When I lose my clothes
You like that, don't cha?
Let's get exposed
Cause you know you want to
You got to know what to do
If you wanna get down
So don't go off too smooth
Now you're running out of time
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!)
Don't play around
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!)
Let's get it started now
You can get it started
Don't be scared to party
Get up, move your body
It's time to party
You gotta know what to do
If you wanna get down
So don't go off to smooth
Now you're running out of time
Turn it up (ohhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
(Make me lose my mind)
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)
Gonna make me scream
(Gonna make me scream)
Wanna cause a riot
Make a lot of noise
(Ohhh...)
I don't wanna be quiet
(ohhh...)
When it gets real loud
Make it even louder
Gotta turn me on (uhhh...)
Got to make me higher
Gotta know what to do
If you wanna get down
So don't go off to smooth
Now you're running out of time
Turn it up
(Ohh, don't be afraid to turn it up)
Turn it up
Turn it up
Turn it up
Turn it up
(Ohh, don't be afraid to turn it up)
Turn it up
Turn it up
Turn it up
Ohh, don't be afraid to turn it up
Ohh, don't be afraid to turn it up
Everybody's looking at me
But it's alright, I like attention
The club's not hot until I walk through
They stop and stare and watch me move
Like "Damn, I like that"
I'm sexy and you know it
Clap your hands
Oh, it's like that
I'm not afraid to show it, understand?
Yeah, I'm hot, bitch
Don't be mad at me go check your man
Girls and boys are looking at me
I can't blame 'em 'cause I'm sexy, ow!
Don't care who's watching me
I do just what I want
Just 'cause I dance with you
Don't mean you're getting some
Don't get excited baby
'Cause I might turn you on
Turn you on, turn you out
Give 'em something to write about
All the boys are looking up at me
As I dance on the table top
Tonight I'll be their liquid dreams
They want a piece of what I got
Damn I like that
She's sexy and she's shaking over me
She's hot and I can't take her
I need a drink
I'm hot yeah
She's cooler than I ever thought she'd be
Don't dance too close, I might turn you on
Don’t try to impress me, my papers no
Don’t believe all that you read my ish out loud
We can dance all night but you ain’t getting none, none
Sorry I turned you on
[Verse 1]
It's been said and done
Every beautiful thought's been already sung
And I guess right now here's another one
So your melody will play on and on, with best we own
You are beautiful, like a dream come alive, incredible
A center full of miracle, lyrical
You've saved my life again
And I want you to know baby
[Chorus]
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
And I keep it in re-pe-pe-peat
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
[Verse 2]
Cursing me, boy you played through my mind like a symphony
There's no way to describe what you do to me
You just do to me, what you do
And it feels like I've been rescued
I've been set free
I am hyptonized by your destiny
You are magical, lyrical, beautiful
You are... I want you to know baby
[Chorus]
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
And I keep it in re-pe-pe-peat
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
And I keep it in re-pe-pe-peat
[Bridge]
No one can pause
You stand alone, to every record I own
Music to my hear that's what you are
A song that goes on and on
[Chorus]
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
And I keep it in re-pe-pe-peat
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I don't mind spending some time
Just hanging here with you
'Cause I don't find too many guys
That treat me like you do.
Those other guys all wanna take me for a ride
But when I walk they talk of suicide
Some people never get beyond their stupid pride
But you can see the real me inside
And I'm satisfied, oh no, ohh
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine
I can make it nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Maybe I'm perfect for you
Ohh, ohh, ohh
I could be your confidante
Just one of your girlfriends
But I know that's not what you want
If tomorrow the world ends
Why shouldn't we be with the one we really love?
Now tell me who have you been dreaming of?
I and I alone, oh, no
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine
I can make it nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Baby I'm perfect for you
Excuse me for feeling
This moment is critical
Might be we feel it
It could get physical, oh no, no, no
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine
I can make it nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Let's see what love can do (Oh)
Maybe I'm perfect for you
Maybe I'm perfect for you (Oh)
You (Oh)
Maybe I'm perfect for you
Even though the gods are crazy (Oh)
Even though the stars are blind (Oh)
Even though the gods are crazy (Oh)
I'm screwed
Please don't let it begin
You're under my skin
Same old story
Boys meets girl and she falls much harder than him
Baby, where's the glory
If all night, all night, you're attention's not mine
Please don't let it begin
You're under my skin
It's a sin cause you're starting to win
Since I'm already screwed
Here's a message to you
My heart's wide open
I'm just not getting through to the lover in you
Yet I'm still hoping
That tonight, tonight, you're gonna turn down the lights
And give me a little more room just to prove it to you
What do I gotta do?
Just push her aside
She's not your type
So cliché when a boy falls under the spell
Of a woman from hell
It's hard to take cause
Tonight, tonight, you could have found out I might
Have been the girl of your dreams
Baby, you might have seen what it means just to really be free
Since I'm already screwed
Here's a message to you
My heart's wide open
I'm just not getting through to the lover in you
Yet I'm still hoping
That tonight, tonight, you're gonna turn down the lights
And give me a little more room just to prove it to you
What do I gotta do?
Tell me that you do
Tell me that you do
Tell me that you wanna take my number
There will come a day
A hazy day in May or a storm in mid-December
When you need someone just to have a little fun
I could be the perfect girl for you
When you need someone just to have a little fun
I could be the perfect girl for you to ruin
Since I'm already screwed
Here's a message to you
My heart's wide open
I'm just not getting through to the lover in you
Yet I'm still hoping
That tonight, tonight, you're gonna turn down the lights
And give me a little more room just to prove it to you
What do I gotta do?
Since I'm already screwed
Here's a message to you
My heart's wide open
I'm just not getting through to the lover in you
Yet I'm still hoping
That tonight, tonight, you're gonna turn down the lights
And give me a little more room just to prove it to you
I call the blondes like me and Debbie Harry
Won't settle for dirty or strawberry
We look like barbie dolls
We know we know it all
(Oh yeah)
Don't you wanna be totally hot like me,
A celebrity, Platinum blonde,
VIP to me, of a blistery, paparazzi, Platinum blonde,
Put peroxide to your work on me,
I'll be a Platinum blonde,
This is the recipe totally guaranteed
Paris For President
At the Palms chillin' with the Martini
Paris For President
Your commander in bikini
When they tell you 'bout my policies
To stop the player hating on the USA
Incentivize Nuclear Non-Proliferation
And ratify Kyoto today
You can ride in the motorcade,
In my hybrid, pink, Escalade, Hey!
Paris For President
Not another oldie cliché
Paris For President
You can get married if you're straight or if you're gay
If you’re gonna put lipstick on a pig,
Make sure that shade matches her skin-tone
You can trust me with my finger on the button
Nucular (Bush voice) a sad vocabulary don't!
Trading in the cabinet for a walk-in, closet Hey!
Paris For President
America should put me in charge
Paris For President
Look at Bush it cant be that hard
Simon Cowell he might be a little mean
But when one of the judges kicks the bucket
I'll put him on the Court Supreme
Then I'll paint the white house pink
And look into a trip to Maui
Paris for President
A proponent of clean air energy
Paris for President
The real Maverick in D.C.
Water boarding is torture and
Global warming is totally not hot
I'll make a department called the fashion police
And fix the economy with all of the new jobs
Makeover Lady Liberty in Donna, Tommy & Calvin Klein, Hey!
Paris for President
Get your cute little butt out there and vote
Paris for President
Dispensing beauty tips, and hope
Paris for President (repeats)
All of my life I've been waiting,
For someone to trust,
Someone who cares,
Someone who I'll know will always be there.
Someone that would always tell me the truth,
Even when it's the hard thing to do.
Someone who always knows what to say
And when they don't,
They don't go away.
Someone who will always walk by my side through the hard times.
Could you be the one I want
(My best friend)
Could you be the one I need
(My best friend)
All of my life don't you know I've been waiting, For the best friend.
Could you be the one I want
I thought you were my best friend
I felt we'd be together 'til the end
You're not the girl I once knew
Tell me where she is 'cause she's not you
You used to be that shoulder
That shoulder I could lean on through it all
But now it's getting colder
There's no love between these walls
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It's such an evil thing to watch someone have
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
Nobody wins when you're full of envy
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
I was always happy
When I was watchin' you become a star
But you were only happy
When the world was openin' up my scars
And now I'm like the devil
Well if I am, then what does that make you?
You sold yourself your own fame
You'd still never walk a day in my shoes
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It's such a thing to watch someone
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
Nobody wins when you're full of envy
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
I only wanted what was best for you
Everything I did, I did because I cared
So how did all the good between us turn so bad?
Maybe someday we'll get back, what we had
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It's such an evil thing to watch someone like you
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It's such an evil thing to watch someone like you
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It's such an evil thing to watch someone like you
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy (Jealousy)
Nobody wins when you're full of envy
La, la, la, la, la, la
I wanna put the happy
In your birthday
And I wanna be
The merry in your Christmas
I’m always giving thanks for you
On every Thanksgiving
Sure as the sun will rise
I need you
I wanna be the bunny
In your Easter
And I wanna kiss you
Every New Year’s Eve
You’ll bring my heart to life
Make everything all right
I thank God you came to me
Every hour of the day
Every day of the week
I need you
Every week of the year
Every year of my life
To kiss you, to love you
To hold you, to hug you
I need you, I need you
Oh please
I never lose sight
Ff the reasons that I love you
I wanna be your forever Valentine
You make me the woman that I always wanted to be
You make my life feel like a dream
Every hour of the day
Every day of the week
I need you
Every week of the year
Every year of my life
To kiss you, to love you
To hold you, to hug you
I need you, I need you
Oh please
You are the light in my [?] of darkness
You are not right
[...]
You are the light in my [?}
You are the baby in the [?]
I won't forget you rescued me
Every hour of the day
Every day of the year
I need you
Every week of the year
Every year of my life
TO kiss you, to love you
To hold you, to hug you
I need you, I need you
I was lonely only I didn't know it
I was so sad only I didn't show it
You came like the sun breaking through the clouds
And I found you're what I couldn't live without
With you I feel the other half of my heartbeat
I'm complete
In you I hear the other half of my heartbeat
That's all I need
No I didn't know what I was missin'
Oh but baby since we've been kissin'
I can feel the other half of my heartbeat
It's so sweet lying here with you
You look at me and I see my reflection
You understand who I am needs protection
The way you rush to me
The way you take my hand
And I follow you to fall down in the sand
With you I feel the other half of my heartbeat
I'm complete
In you I hear the other half of my heartbeat
That's all I need
No I didn't know what I was missin'
Oh but baby since we've been kissin'
I can feel the other half of my heartbeat
It's so sweet lying here with you
My heartbeats like a drum when I hear you come
You came like the sun breaking through the clouds
And I found you're what I couldn't live without
With you I feel the other half of my heartbeat
I'm complete
And you will heal me up again from my heartbeat
That's all I need
No I didn't know what I was missin'
Oh but baby since we've been kissin'
I can feel the other half of my heartbeat
Yo this gurl is so hot...so sexy
Every time I turn around the boys fighting over me
Every time I step out the house they want to fight over me
Maybe cuz im hot to death and I'm so so so sexy
All the boyz all the silly boyz they want to fight over me
Every time I turn around the boys fighting over me
Every time I step out the house they want to fight over me
Maybe cuz I'm hot to death and I'm so so so sexy
All the boyz all the silly boyz they want to fight over me
we in the VIP killing the oncen
whoever ain't two stepping is really bouncing yeah
you know the name of the game
so let go of your dame
she chose me ever since the DJ announce them
she got the right to
low button down or YSL shades the ice is bright too
and I'm around goons
moms gonna let me get her
promise to send her back tomorrow around noon
soar looser but a good winner
besides she could use a lil hood in her
a 40 from auto bond and a hood dinner
with a binner and a rage back sit at the cina
get violent money wanna drop me
its something on the tip of my plakyness spit silence
I don't feel haters and if you feeling sum kinda way email them and tell them u still jadakisss
Every time I turn around the boys fighting over me
Every time I step out the house they want to fight over me
Maybe cuz I'm hot to death and I'm so so so sexy
All the boyz all the silly boyz they want to fight over me
I went out to the club the other night
To, you know, dance with my bitches
That guy waš there again
Is it like
I'm sorry for what I said last weekend
I told him I didn't mind, which was a lie
But I was equally sorry
And I didn't want to apologize
It was just a drunk text
In my head I was writing a fiction of us
Behind my eyes, I was begging for
Things my lipš could never ask
And my mouth kept pouring
Desperate clauses of random intent
He asked me if he could text me later
After the club
He hands me another šhot of vodka
And I say, sure
I'm on the dance floor when I get a text from adam
I'm too lazy to type, so I send him a photo I took up a dancer's skirt
And tell him to come and get it
Not realizing what I had just said
Later on, she comes up to me
Holds up her phone šcreaming at me and I say
I'm sorry, it was just a drunk text
I should've known they knew each other
No one is safe in the twitter sphere anymore
To take the world sex, and mix it with texting
It's called sexting
When you add drunk sexting
The words just don't make senše
It's a hot mess of misspelled obscenities
Body parts, questions
I'm not sure what it means to ask
I get a text from my best friend
She's upštairs getting bottle service
She's like
This guy wants you to wet your lips with this bottle
He wants me to bring more girls up
He's šome kind of pimp
Are you fucking kidding me?
It's just another moment
When one stupid reply can lead to the walk of shame
And I'll be damned if I end up in some lame diner after I do this
With last night's lingerie in my purse
It's just a drunk text
It's just a drunk text
This is the last time I ever drink and text
It's jušt a drunk text
Sugar
Sugar
mmm ... ooh
She sits alone waiting for suggestions
He's so nervous avoiding all her questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so
He's acting shy looking for an answer
Come on, honey, let's spend the night together
Now hold on a minute before we go much further
Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment
At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so
His heart's beating like a drum
'Cause at last he's got his girl home
Relax, baby, now we are alone
They wake at dawn 'cause all the birds are singing
Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking
Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining
They got each other, neither one's complaining
He say's I'm sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee
Never mind, sugar, we can watch the early movie
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so
Boys, boys, boys
How I love you boys
Green eyed, brown eyed, blue eyed boys
Boy oh boys
I like all kinds of boys
Hey big spender, buy me toys
You can take me to Rodeo
Send me presents in the mail
Need more things, more diamond rings from Tiffany's
You can do my laundry naked
You can bake my birthday cake
I need more boys to mop the floors and man the gates
1-2-3
I'll tell ya how it's gonna be
You've got to keep me satisfied
Don't complain
You've got a lot of work to do
It's not good enough to say you tried
Oh Boy, Oh Boy
Oh Boy, Oh Boys
Boys, boys, boys
How I love those boys
Always making messes
Always making noise
Boy oh boys
Well, yes I am the boss
You'll pay the new girl tax, read my lipgloss
Fly me on your jet to Rome
Talk 'til morning on the phone
Tell me secrets, tell me lies, your desires
When I fall in love with you
I will know your love is true
If I can look you in the eye and trust in you
All my boys – in blue collars – got to be loyal
All my boys – All my 'ballers–
I should be spoiled
All my boys –on the dance floor
Your moves are flawless just like me...
All my boys in New York City
I don't come cheaply
All the boys –who think I'm pretty
I'm not so easy
What you do to me...
I know, I can't believe
There's something about you
Got me down on my knees.
What you do to me...
I know, I can't believe
There's something about you
Got me down on my knees.
What you do to me...
What you do to me...
What you do to me...
What you do to me...
What you do to me...
I know, I can't believe
There's something about you
Got me down on my knees.
What you do to me...
I know, I can't believe
There's something about you
Got me down on my knees.
What you do to me...
What you do to me...
What you do to me...
What you do to me...
What you do to me...
What you do to me...
What you do to me...
[Paris Hilton:]
I can’t believe what we did last night
I wanna wake up in the morning sun
Falling over, telling everyone
I can’t believe what we did last night
I wanna say all my... I had so much fun
I’ll never forget it, telling everyone about last night
[Lil Wayne:]
Last night was awesome
Super f*cking awesome
It was me, myself and I with her
We had ourself a foursome
And I didn’t want the night to end
Purchasing me Vicodin
Now I’m gone, like the wind
And if you’re the bomb I’ll bite the pin, boom
Whatever, I can love you better
Bust it wide open for a truck fist sweater
And it’s been world peace since I met her, haha
Last night I had fun with her
I got 99 problems, not one with her
And excuse my French, but f**k the cameras
I wanna spend a night in Paris.
[Paris Hilton:]
I can’t believe what we did last night
I wanna wake up in the morning sun
Falling over, telling everyone
I can’t believe what we did last night
I wanna say all my... I had so much fun
CNN and MTV, All camerass focused on me,
Helicopters up above, Oh what a travesty,
Theres a crazy world at war, Right outside of my front door,
Theyre wasting time on me; Im just a jailhouse baby.
Oh, I've been seeing so sleepy, Oh, Jailhouse baby,
Oh, No window of the world, Im a little, Im a little jail bird,
Oh, I've been seeing so sleepy, Oh, Jailhouse baby,
Oh, No window of the world, Im a little, Im a little jail bird.
Cold nights and freezing water, Fluorescents always on,
Stuck here behind this glass, My parents see their daughter,
Judge you're no celebrity; Youre a desperate wannabe,
Service youd rather leave, Real criminals on the streets.
Oh, I've been seeing so sleepy, Oh, Jailhouse baby,
Oh, No window of the world, Im a little, Im a little jail bird,
Oh, I've been seeing so sleepy, Oh, Jailhouse baby,
Oh, No window of the world, Im a little, Im a little jail bird.
Hand cuffs and Coco cream, Notes slipped right under my door,
Look at me caught in this cage, Just like an animal,
Like a public enemy, make a mockery out of me,
How dangerous can I be?, Im just a jailhouse baby.
Oh, I've been seeing so sleepy, Oh, Jailhouse baby,
Oh, No window of the world, Im a little, Im a little jail bird,
Oh, I've been seeing so sleepy, Oh, Jailhouse baby,
Oh, No window of the world, Im a little, Im a little jail bird.
All those lonely nights of terror, I thank you for your letters,
Words from around the world, for the lonely little jail bird.
Still haunted by nightmares, Whys the system so unfair,
But Im stronger than before, No Im no longer scared.
Oh, I've been seeing so sleepy, Oh, Jailhouse baby,
Oh, No window of the world, Im a little, Im a little jail bird,
Oh, I've been seeing so sleepy, Oh, Jailhouse baby,
I don't mind spending some time
just hanging here with you 'cause
I don't find too many guys
that treat me like you do.
Those other guys all wanna take me for a ride,
but when I walk they talk of suicide.
Some people never get beyond their stupid pride,
but you can see the real me inside
and I'm satisfied.
Even though the gods are crazy,
even though the stars are blind,
if you show me real love, baby,
I'll show you mine.
I can make you nice and naughty,
like a devil and angel, too.
Got a heart and soul and body.
Let's see what this love can do.
Baby, I'm perfect for you.
{Yandel}
No dejare que esto se acabe
(Te morderé)
La cama nos llama y tu sabes
(Que mia te haré)
No dejare que esto se acabe
(Te morderé)
La cama nos llama y tu sabes
(Que mia te haré)
{Wisin}
Avanza y seduceme, y dile a aquel
que es tu hombre
Mami duro grita mi nombre
W con la gatita de renombre,
a lo onde de Puerto Rico hasta
Londres.
Entonces Whisky en la Roca,
yo borrachito estas loca
Navegando en la troca, y vete
a pasear de Cayey hasta Moca
Mua dandonos besitos en la boca
I could be your confidante,
just one of your girlfriends,
but I know that's not what you want
if tomorrow the world ends.
Why shouldn't we be with the one we really love?
Now tell me who have you been dreaming of?
at the night alone? oh noo
Even though the gods are crazy,
even though the stars are blind,
if you show me real love, baby,
I'll show you mine.
I can make you nice and naughty,
like a devil and angel, too.
Got a heart and soul and body.
Let's see what this love can do.
Baby, I'm perfect for you.
Excuse me for feeling
this moment is critical.
It might be revealing,
it could get physical.
Oh no, no no.
Even though the gods are crazy,
even though the stars are blind,
if you show me real love, baby,
I'll show you mine.
I can make you nice and naughty,
like a devil and angel, too.
Got a heart and soul and body.
Let's see what this love can do.
Let's see what love can do.
Baby I'm perfect for you.
Even though the gods are crazy.
Tell me what you like, what you need, what you want to be
Tell me who you are, who you are don't be afraid of me
Want you to strip. Strip down your defenses
Give you a tip, 'cause you're beautiful inside
Want you to strip, then we'll know the answers
We will unzip when we're of the same mind
There's more to you than this
I know the way you're bliss
I just want you to strip
I could be the one, be your love, could be your best friend
You could be the one to be the one you need to understand
Want you to strip.
Strip down your defenses
Give you a tip, 'cause you're beautiful inside
Want you to strip, then we'll know the answers
We will unzip when we're of the same mind
There's more to you than this
I know the way you're bliss
I just want you to strip
Go and leave, go on, don't come back from what you are tonight
You know I know the feelings flow
And you, you are my kind
Want you to strip down your defenses
Give you a tip, 'cause you're beautiful inside
Want you to strip, then we'll know the answers
We will unzip when we're of the same mind
There's more to you than this
I know the way you're bliss
I just want you to
I just want you yo
I don't mind being confined
to LA state prison
cos i would drive with DU eyes
i cause some collisions
they tell me now that my appeal has been denied
and that the sentence is now bonified
how bout a chill that wont insult my severe pride
like somewhere on upper west side
with a waterslide oh no
even though they say im shady
i am really so refined
i need a cleaning lady
i cant do time
robert blake and o j simpson
they both get off scott free
i drive without a liscence
they throw the book right at me
it sucks to the highest degree
haaa haaa
i went ape on a sex tape
the guys all went gar gar
now i must make my jail escape
i miss my chiuaua
my friend nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way
she'll probably get parol then float away
because she ways zero
even though ive got the glamour
even though my clothes are fab
they throw me in the slammer
britney gets rehab???
they put me in big house
sounds like a movie pitch
heiress goes up the river
ends up as somebody's bitch
they cant do this to me im rich
aaah aaah
and now i am digging a ditch
aaah aaah
I say go on, go on
Do you still remember when you promised me the perfect love
And I gave you everything and still you said it wasn't enough
When you hit me verbally put me on my knees and blamed it on me
And I'd swallow it down
I let you break my wings chose to become your caged up bird
Ate your bullshit promises and cherished every fucking word
Now like a freedom phoenix rising from a rising sun
Here's my vindication
Alright Ok
Your gonna get a taste of my heartbreak
Right now today
I'm gonna make you regret all your dirty ways
Alright Ok
Your gonna get a taste of my heartbreak
Right now today
I'm gonna make you become my human sacrifice
Let's go back into the time you stained my heart like merlot wine
Didn't care if I was sick you left me alone to cry and die
You're a human sacrifice alone in your church of love and lies
I did not forget
I'm back with ammunition on a mission that will make you pay
Back with a bazooka and a bullet where I wrote your name
Risen up from the ashes ready for my justice day
Here I come for you
I Hate You
Alright Ok
Your gonna get a taste of my heartbreak
Right now today
I'm gonna make you regret all your dirty ways
Alright Ok
Your gonna get a taste of my heartbreak
Right now today
I'm gonna make you become my human sacrifice
I Hate You
I Hate you
I Hate you
Do you still remember when you promised me the perfect love
And I gave you everything and still you said it wasn't enough
When you hit me verbally put me on my knees and blamed it on me
And I'd swallow it down
I let you break my wings chose to become your caged up bird
Ate your bullshit promises and cherished every fucking word
Now like a freedom phoenix rising from a rising sun
Here's my vindication
I Hate you
Alright Ok
Your gonna get a taste of my heartbreak
Right now today
I'm gonna make you regret all your dirty ways
Alright Ok
Your gonna get a taste of my heartbreak
Right now today
I'm gonna make you become my.. I Hate you
Alright Ok
Your gonna get a taste of my heartbreak
Right now today
I'm gonna make you regret all your dirty ways
Alright Ok
Your gonna get a taste of my heartbreak
Right now today
I'm gonna make you become my human sacrifice
Never give up
Never give up
Never give up
That's what my mama told me
Takin' that Chance
Takin' that Chance
takin tht chance
would be the right Thing for me
Now I
I get the Feeling that Maybe my Mama could have been wrong
Every day
Every day
every day
Im Learnin' Things about you
Every Night
Every Night
every night
I'd learned to be without you
Now I
I get the feeling maybe its time for Me to move on
I wasnt lonley before i meet You
Now you make me feel like
I don't know what to do
Things are gonna change
and theres something that i've got to say to you
Chorus:
Bye bye Baby
got to understand
Ya actin' like a Boy
But I'm lookin' for a man
Bye bye Honey
got to make you see
You say you gonna try
but it's not enough for me
I hope you get the message
I'm gonna tell you
Bye Bye Boy
(Bye Bye)
Every Time
Every Time
Every Time
You say you gonna try
Do It again
Do it again
Do it again
Can't tell the truth
through lies
But Now I
I get feeling that you playing you're game
and just leaveing me out
Maybe Im wrong
Maybe Im wrong
Maybe im wrong
could be Mistaken
But I've gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
'Cause I know my Heart is breaking
Now i
I get the feeling that the Time has come
to make me Number One
I wasnt lonley before i had You
Now you make me feel like
I don't know what to do
Things are gonna Change
and theres something i've got to say to you
Chorus:
Bye bye Baby
got to understand
Ya actin' like a Boy
But I'm lookin' for a man
Bye bye Honey
got to make you see
You say you gonna try
but it's not enough for me
I hope you get the message
I'm gonna tell you
Bye Bye Boy
(Bye bye)
(Bye Bye Boy)
I wasnt lonley before I had You
Now you make me feel like
I don't know what to do
Things are gonna Change
and theres something i've got to say to you
Chorus:
Bye bye Baby
got to understand
Ya actin' like a Boy
But I'm lookin' for a man
Bye bye Honey
got to make you see
You say you gonna try
but it's not enough for me
I hope you get the message
I'm gonna tell you
Bye Bye
Hope you get the Message
I'm gonna tell you
I was lonely only I didn't know it
I was so sad only I didn't show it
You came like the sun breaking through the clouds
And I found you're what I couldn't live without
With you I feel the other half of my heartbeat
I'm complete
In you I hear the other half of my heartbeat
That's all I need
No I didn't know what I was missin'
Oh but baby since we've been kissin'
I can feel the other half of my heartbeat
It's so sweet lying here with you
You look at me and I see my reflection
You understand who I am needs protection
The way you rush to me
The way you take my hand
And I follow you to fall down in the sand
With you I feel the other half of my heartbeat
I'm complete
In you I hear the other half of my heartbeat
That's all I need
No I didn't know what I was missin'
Oh but baby since we've been kissin'
I can feel the other half of my heartbeat
It's so sweet lying here with you
My heartbeats like a drum when I hear you come
You came like the sun breaking through the clouds
And I found you're what I couldn't live without
With you I feel the other half of my heartbeat
I'm complete
And you will heal me up again from my heartbeat
That's all I need
No I didn't know what I was missin'
Oh but baby since we've been kissin'
I can feel the other half of my heartbeat
[Verse 1]
This is the place where I sit
This is the part where I love you too much
This is as hard as it gets
Cause I'm getting tired of pretending I'm tough
I'm here if you want me
I'm yours, you can hold me
I'm empty and achin'
And tumblin' and breakin'
[Chorus]
Cause you don't see me
And you don't need me
And you don't love me
The way I wish you would
The way I know you could
[Verse 2]
I dream a world where you understand
That I dream a million sleepless nights
Well I dream a fire when you're touching my hand
But it twists into smoke when I turn on the lights
I'm speechless and faded
It's too complicated
Is this how the book ends,
Nothing but good friends?
[Chorus]
Cause you don't see me
And you don't need me
And you don't love me
The way I wish you would
The way I wish you would
[Verse 3]
This is the place in my heart
This is the place where I'm falling apart
Isn't this just where we met
And is this the last chance that I'll ever get
I wish I was lonely
Instead of just only
Crystal and see-through
And not enough to you
[Chorus]
Cause you don't see me
And you don't need me
And you don't love me
The way I wish you would
Cause you don't see me
And you don't need me
And you don't love me
The way I wish you would