Mel Colm-Cille Gerard Gibson, AO (born 3 January 1956) is an American actor, film director, producer and screenwriter. He was born in Peekskill, New York, moved with his parents to Sydney, Australia when he was 12 years old, and later studied acting at the Australian National Institute of Dramatic Art.
After appearing in the Mad Max and Lethal Weapon series, Gibson went on to direct and star in the Academy Award-winning Braveheart. In 2004, he directed and produced The Passion of the Christ, a film portraying the last hours in the life of Jesus.
Gibson was born in Peekskill, New York State, the sixth of 11 children, and the second son of Hutton Gibson and Irish-born Anne Patricia (née Reilly, died 1990). His paternal grandmother was the Australian opera contralto Eva Mylott (1875–1920). One of Gibson's younger brothers, Donal, is also an actor. Gibson's first name comes from Saint Mel, fifth-century Irish saint, and founder of Gibson's mother's native diocese, Ardagh, while his second name, Colm-Cille, is also shared by an Irish saint and is the name of the parish in County Longford where Gibson's mother was born and raised. Because of his mother, Gibson holds dual Irish and American citizenship.
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The United States had just slipped out of the umbilical fluid of nationhood. While great men made history by drafting the constitution, those who were purposely left out, decided to make their own, unique contribution to our great nation and in steps in, The Proper Usage of Selective Slang for the Youth Committee!
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Four troubled orphans from four separate movie scenarios who are bound together in a wacky chocolate factory after receiving golden tickets to go on an 'epic adventure.' After they escape from the clutches of a very scary Willy Wonka they discover the magical world of 'Gnarnia' through an enchanted wardrobe. There they must seek the help of a randy lion, a hoard of mutants from the x academy, students of witchcraft and wizardry, funky swash-buckling pirates and a mischievous beaver to defeat the evil white bitch!
Keywords: acrobat, airplane, albino, animated-sequence, apple-computer, archery, axe, axe-in-chest, band, bare-breasts
The mother of all spoofs
From 2 of the 6 writers of "Scary Movie"
We Know It's Big. We Measured.
Opening Wide, January 26
Peter: [while urinating in the snow] Look! Nicole Richie! [camera shows a stick figure with hair]
White Bitch: Behold, my white castle.::[she points to a White Castle restaurant across from them]::Edward: White Castle? I feel like I've been there before.
Willy: Who wants to play with Willy?
Peter: I want flabby grandma arms!
[as the White Queen pulls up in her turbo sled]::Edward: Whoa, Stifler's mom!
Lucy: Holy shit, a talking beaver!
Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?::Edward: Uh-huh.::Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.
Edward: A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!::Willy: That's actually the sewer line.
Lucy: [Reading a hidden message on a painting] "So lame the hair of Tom"::[Looks toward a painting a Tom Hanks with his long hair in "The Da Vinci Code"]::Lucy: Wait. "Lame." "Lame" is a - "Lame" is a seven-letter word.
Peter: [Talking about the frozen White Bitch] We will create a democratic society, and give her a fair trail, and...::Captain Jack Swallows: [Jack Swallows come rolling by on the wodden wheel and runs over the Bitch] [In the distance] Take that, Bitch!::Peter: [pauses] Ah, screw her anyways.
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In the post-apocalyptic near future, the world as we knew it is no more. Roaming bands of men control the land, they are known as Missionaries. These Missionaries created a new religion known as the Church of the Post-Apocalyptic Saints. But one man remembers a different religion, an ancient religion, and he has returned to his action hero roots to defend his faith. That man is Mel Gibson, and he has... Passion to the Max.
Keywords: delorean, holy-water-balloon, post-apocalypse, spoof
Mel Gibson has... Passion to the Max.
Mel Gibson: Looks like this guy needs to be saved::[to bobblehead Jesus]::Mel Gibson: What'd you think?::[reaches out and makes the bobblehead Jesus bobble]::Mel Gibson: Glad you agree.
Pretty Sally: What's the matter, Glory?