Even Stevens

Cast

• Shia LaBeouf
• Christy Romano
• Nick Spano
• Tom Virtue
• Donna Pescow
• A.J. Trauth
• Margo Harshman
• Fred Meyers
• George Anthony Bell
• Steven Anthony Lawrence
• Lauren Frost
• Jim Wise
• Kenya Williams
• Ty Hodges
• Gary LeRoi Gray
• Brandon Davis
• Kelli McCarty
• Jerry Messing
• Brandon Baker
• Tara Lynn Thompson
• James Healy Jr.
• Eddie Vee
• Jody Howard
• Eric Jungmann
• E.J. Callahan

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Swap.com
  Ren Stevens: It's like my dad always says: "Good, better, best. Never stop to rest till the good is ...
• Episode 2: Stevens Genes
  Louis Stevens: So, the next thing I know, they're putting me on the track team.::Steve Stevens: The ...
• Episode 3: Take My Sister... Please
  Tawny Dean: Do you see this face, Louis? [wears a stoneface] This is me being funny....
• Episode 4: What'll Idol Do?
  [Louis believes someone has stolen his video tape]::Louis Stevens: Oh, so it's going to be the "Loui...
• Episode 5: All About Yvette
  Tawny Dean: Okay! I'll do it if you... hop on one foot, pat your left hand on your head and rub your...
• Episode 6: Louis in the Middle
  Twitty: What's with all this "Dudley Do-Right" stuff?::Tawny: I've seen it before. My mother had a p...
• Episode 7: Foodzilla
  Eileen Stevens: [picks a CD out of Ren's CD case] Hmm..."The Limp Bizkits"... that sounds soothing....
• Episode 8: Family Picnic
  Louis Stevens: I came to tell you that I can't.::Steve Stevens: Can't what?::Louis Stevens: Can't, u...
• Episode 9: Scrub Day
  Principal Wexler: Any humiliating or degrading of seventh graders must be done during lunch hours on...
• Episode 10: Easy Way
  Ren Stevens: [enthusiastically] As this year's coordinator for the school wide fundraising drive for...
• Episode 11: Secrets and Spies
  [Eileen realizes Louis played a prank on Ren]::Eileen Stevens: What did you do? Put mayonnaise in he...
• Episode 12: Deep Chocolate
  Louis Stevens: I thought I had it in my front pocket.::Ren Stevens: You do. Your pants are on backwa...
• Episode 13: After Hours
  Louis Stevens: Ren... You said if I wanted to borrow something, I had to ask. Right? So, can I borro...
• Episode 14: Battle of the Bands
  Ren Stevens: Are you trying to bring down our house?::Louis Stevens: That's the idea, Ren!...
• Episode 15: Heck of a Hanukkah
  Ren Stevens: [gasps] My bed!::Louis Stevens: Oh! I'm sorry! Oh... [pours the soda bottle]::Ren Steve...
• Episode 16: Luscious Lou
  [Louis is wrestling a girl]::Steve Stevens: Take him down. Her down. Boy, girl, it doesn't matter. T...
• Episode 17: Get a Job
  Steve Stevens: Louis, get a job.::Louis Stevens: How am I supposed to do that?::Steve Stevens: I don...
• Episode 18: Movie Madness
  Louis Stevens: I think I might have found my thing.::Tawny Dean: Your thing?::Louis Stevens: Yeah, e...
• Episode 19: Strictly Ballroom
  Louis Stevens: Listen, Ren, I know under article 4, I'm not supposed to talk to you tonight, but I t...
• Episode 20: Almost Perfect
  Principal Conrad Wexler: [to Louis] For your information, there's only one X in Wexler....
• Episode 21: A Weak First Week
  Ren Stevens: Oh, great! See what you did? Now we're stuck!::Louis Stevens: We're not stuck.::Speaker...
• Episode : Pilot
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• Season 2
• Episode 1: Starstruck
  [first lines]::DJ Breezy Breeze: Hey gang, here's a K Sac 109 radio exclusive....
• Episode 2: Shutterbugged
  Ren Stevens: I'm sorry, but sometimes you just have to stick to your principles.::Principal Wexler: ...
• Episode 3: Duck Soup
  Donnie Stevens: Will you give Uncle Donnie a kiss? Ooh-ooh... Hey, man, for no lips, you kiss pretty...
• Episode 4: Quest for Coolness
  [Louis and Twitty are being hauled away by a security guard]::Louis Stevens: Look! A diversion!::Mal...
• Episode 5: Secret World of Girls
  Louis Stevens: What's your name, kid?::Beans: Bernard.::Louis Stevens: Bernard? I don't like it.::Be...
• Episode 6: Broadcast Blues
  Dr. Henri LaGrange: Hello! I'm Dr. Henri LeGrand. And welcome to "Look Smart - Be Smart!". The video...
• Episode 7: Thin Ice
  Ren Stevens: No, no, no. You don't understand. See, my brother just discovered prank calling.::Bobby...
• Episode 8: Head Games
  Louis Stevens: Twitty, you're in the spotlight. You're the Man. The big papa with the big moppa!...
• Episode 9: Love and Basketball
  Eileen Stevens: Donnie. Are you still angry that Louis canceled the team practice?::Donnie Stevens: ...
• Episode 10: Devil Mountain
  Steve Stevens: [looking at the birds] I guess Mrs. Nuthatches are looking for a mate!::Ren Stevens: ...
• Episode 11: Wild Child
  Steve Stevens: Louis! You are not walking around with a vegetable garden on your head while your mot...
• Episode 12: Easy Crier
  Coach Tugnut: [Louis arrives after bell rings] You're late, Stevens!::Louis Stevens: Or is it possib...
• Episode 13: A Very Scary Story
  Beans: Jeepers, that's a scary story.::Louis Stevens: And now, Beans, as always, I gonna have to thr...
• Episode 14: Sadie Hawkins Day
  Louis Stevens: [trying to trick Loomis into giving him the water ballon] Ok man, you win, there's no...
• Episode 15: Sibling Rivalry
  Ren Stevens: You are the most infurating...::Louis Stevens: YOU'RE INFLURI... nate... turing!...
• Episode 16: Wombat Wuv
  Ren Stevens: I got breakfast spirit, yes I do! I got breakfast spirit, how about you?::Steve Stevens...
• Episode 17: Uncle Chuck
  Steve Stevens: And where did you get that stupid hat?::Louis Stevens: What hat? [Steve's head explod...
• Episode 18: The Thomas Gribalski Affair
  Tom Gribalski: Wow! Fantastic. I've seen those kids, Mr. Stevens. Is that Mick Charmer, the Friendly...
• Episode 19: Ren-Gate
  Principal Conrad Wexler: Ren, you are by far the best Student Administrative Assistant I've ever had...
• Episode 20: Tight End in Traction
  Beans: How was Chicago?::Steve Stevens: Windy....
• Episode 21: Influenza: The Musical
  Larry Beale: [in song] Ren got an F. That's got to be a first. I can't believe she messed up so badl...
• Episode 22: Gutter Queen
  Tawny Dean: Twitty! Why are dressed up like sushi?::Alan Twitty: I'm a stinking bowling pin!...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: The Kiss
  Tawny Dean: I've never had a boyfriend before.::Louis Stevens: Me neither....
• Episode 2: Where in the World Is Pookie Stevens?
  Ren Stevens: Why didn't you tell me you found Mr. Pookie?::Louis Stevens: Because, you know, you get...
• Episode 3: My Best Friend's Girlfriend
  Tom Gribalski: [trying to climb a fence] Ut-oh, I think I just ripped my trousers.::Louis Stevens: A...
• Episode 4: Your Toast
  Ren Stevens: The only job I've ever had is a lemonade stand.::Ruby: There you go, extensive food rel...
• Episode 5: Band on the Roof
  Louis Stevens: Here's what we do. I think that we should throw a free concert. But not just any free...
• Episode 6: Little Mr. Sacktown
  Louis Stevens: Why is that kid wearing a leash?::Alan Twitty: Maybe he bites....
• Episode 7: Raiders of the Lost Sausage
  Beans: Do these pants make my butt look big?::Louis Stevens: Yeah.::Beans: Good. Let's move some dir...
• Episode 8: Close Encounters of the Beans Kind
  Louis Stevens: Some guy came for you Beans.::Beans: I don't know him.::Louis Stevens: I haven't even...
• Episode 9: Short Story
  Louis Stevens: Now listen, the school ain't big enough for the both of us, so you just get out of he...
• Episode 10: Hutch Boy
  Tom Gribalski: I don't understand why people have to pick on other people. I'd like to live in a wor...
• Episode 11: Hardly Famous
  Tawny Dean: Not a day goes by that I don't think about him. I mean, I know it sounds kinda crazy, bu...
• Episode 12: The King Sloppy
  Jane: Actually, I'm not a princess. My father's a duke.::Alan Twitty: It's okay. I know how you feel...
• Episode 13: Boy on a Rock
  Steve Stevens: As a matter of fact, this probably is a good time as any tell you... I signed up as a...
• Episode 14: Dirty Work
  Tawny Dean: Lumber-Lou, tell us again how you came up with the idea for the Lumberclub?::Louis Steve...
• Episode 15: The Big Splash
  Coach Tugnut: You know, Stevens, I'm glad you joined the team.::Louis Stevens: Yeah?::Coach Tugnut: ...
• Episode 16: Beans on the Brain
  Beans: I *hate* fish. They smell like fish....
• Episode 17: Snow Job
  Louis Stevens: If a chicken had lips could it whistle?...
• Episode 18: Stevens Manor
  [Louis is using his house as a Bed & Brekafast]::Louis Stevens: Of course the crown jewel of the gar...
• Episode 19: Model Principal
  Ren Stevens: It's really... It's not gonna be the same without you, sir....
• Episode 20: Surf's Up
  Alan Twitty: Do you actually know how to surf?::Louis Stevens: I have the reflexes of a cat. And the...
• Episode 21: In Ren We Trust
  Ren Stevens: Louis! I should have figured. You could have taken our heads off!::Louis Stevens: Yeah,...
• Episode 22: Leavin' Stevens
  Beans: Getting a little hippy there, eh, Professor Cuddle-Bottoms?...