Team America: World Police (2004)

Actors

• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Maurice LaMarche (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• David Michie (actor)
• Daran Norris (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Music

Taglines:

Putting The "F" Back In Freedom.
Freedom Hangs By A Thread.

Quotes:

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".::Intelligence: [pause] Yes, there is.

Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.::Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.

Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.::Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...::Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.::Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.

Spottswoode: Go get'em, cowboy.

Chris: All right, we fuckin' did it.

Spottswoode: Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.

Lisa: Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.

Kim Jong Il: I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf / I had a twiffic pran - I thought it would work / I tried to get the Earfrings all to kill each other, y'see / But it all went wrong and now I must decree / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You have faiwred in every way / and now my stock in you has fawren / Your career is stawrin' / and you're worthress Arec Barrwin / That's why I brew your head off / And your chirdren are all bawrin' / Pranet Xiron is inhabited with Xipods rike me / But arso with Balmacs who are giant bees / The Xipods and the Balmacs are at constant war / So we wanted a new home and that's what Earf was for / But you are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You fucked up my whole plan / and now Xiron is smeared with Balmac porren / Your garbage needs some hawring / and you're worthress Arec Barrwin / Now I must return home a faiwrure / I'm afraid the pit of Cryrock is cawrin'.

Kim Jong Il: You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!

Hawke, Ethan Filmography

• Regression
  2015, role: actor
• Untitled Andrew Niccol Project
  2015, role: actor
• Body Defenders
  2015, role: actor , character name: Troy
• Boyhood
  2014, role: actor
• Cymbeline
  2014, role: actor , character name: Iachimo
• Predestination
  2014, role: actor
• The Purge
  2013, role: actor , character name: James Sandin
• Before Midnight
  2013, role: writer
• The Austin Pendleton Project
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Getaway
  2013, role: actor , character name: Brent Magna
• Before Midnight
  2013, role: actor , character name: Jesse
• Kathleen Kennedy 2013 Pioneer of the Year Award Tribute Reel
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Stars on Sports
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Untitled Seymour Bernstein Documentary
  2013, role: director
• Total Recall
  2012, role: actor
• Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God
  2012, role: actor , character name: Pat
• Exit Strategy
  2012, role: actor , character name: Eric Shaw
• Sinister
  2012, role: actor , character name: Ellison Oswalt
• The 2012 Film Independent Spirit Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Welcome Nowhere
  2012, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• Exit Strategy
  2012, role: producer
• George Bellows
  2012, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• La femme du Vème
  2011, role: actor , character name: Tom Ricks
• Conflict and Chaos: Brooklyn's Finest
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tonight at Noon
  2010, role: actor , character name: Lefty
• Brooklyn's Finest
  2009, role: actor , character name: Sal
• Daybreakers
  2009, role: actor , character name: Edward Dalton
• High Line Stories
  2009, role: actor
• Corso: The Last Beat
  2009, role: actor
• Staten Island
  2009, role: actor , character name: Sully Halverson
• What Doesn't Kill You
  2008, role: actor , character name: Paulie McDougan
• New York, I Love You
  2008, role: actor , character name: Writer
• Directed by Sidney Lumet: How the Devil Was Made
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Welcome to Gattaca
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Chelsea on the Rocks
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Manufacturing of 'Fast Food Nation'
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Billy Dead
  2007, role: actor , character name: Billy Dead
• Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
  2007, role: actor , character name: Hank
• The 61st Annual Tony Awards
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Featured Actor in a Play
• Fast Food Nation
  2006, role: actor , character name: Pete
• Boffo! Tinseltown's Bombs and Blockbusters
  2006, role: actor , character name: Jake
• The Hottest State
  2006, role: writer
• The Hottest State
  2006, role: actor , character name: Vince
• Dead Poets: A Look Back
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Making of 'Lord of War'
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Hottest State
  2006, role: writer
• The Hottest State
  2006, role: director
• Fashion Week Diaries
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Assault on Precinct 13
  2005, role: actor , character name: Sgt. Jake Roenick
• One Last Thing...
  2005, role: actor , character name: Earl Jameison

Hawk, Ethan Filmography

• Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody
  2011, role: miscellaneous crew
• Official Sons of Anarchy Parody
  2011, role: miscellaneous crew
• Gangbang Auditions 25
  2011, role: actor
• Sanatorium
  2010, role: actor , character name: Temptor #2
• After Porn Ends
  2010, role: actor
• Official Californication Parody
  2010, role: miscellaneous crew
• Raylene Returns
  2009, role: actor
• Amateur Swinger Party
  2009, role: actor

Hawke, Ethan Filmography

• Seymour: An Introduction
  2013, role: director

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Fable Of The Mermaid And The Drunks - Ethan Hawke
• I'm Nuthin' - Ethan Hawke
• Add It Up - Ethan Hawke

All those men were there inside,
when she came in totally naked.
They had been drinking:
they began to spit.
Newly come from the river,
she knew nothing.
She was a mermaid
who had lost her way.
The insults flowed down
her gleaming flesh.
Obscenities drowned
her golden breasts.
Not knowing tears,
she did not weep tears.
Not knowing clothes,
she did not have clothes.
They blackened her
with burnt corks and cigarette stubs,
and rolled around
laughing on the tavern floor.
She did not speak
because she had no speech.
Her eyes were the colour of distant love,
her twin arms were made of white topaz.
Her lips moved, silent, in a coral light,
and suddenly she went out by that door.
Entering the river she was cleaned,
shining like a white stone in the rain,
and without looking back she swam again
swam towards emptiness, swam towards death.