The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

Actors

• Sean Astin (actor)
• David Aston (actor)
• John Bach (actor)
• Sala Baker (actor)
• Sala Baker (actor)
• Sean Bean (actor)
• Jørn Benzon (actor)
• Jørn Benzon (actor)
• Orlando Bloom (actor)
• Billy Boyd (actor)
• Jed Brophy (actor)
• Sadwyn Brophy (actor)
• Alistair Browning (actor)
• Marton Csokas (actor)
• Noel Appleby (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy

Taglines:

The eye of the enemy is moving.
This Christmas the journey ends.
There can be no triumph without loss. No victory without suffering. No freedom without sacrifice.

Quotes:

Gandalf: He's suffered a defeat, yes, but... behind the walls of Mordor, our enemy is regrouping.::Gimli: Let him stay there. *Let him rot!* Why should we care?::Gandalf: Because ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.::Aragorn: No. There is still hope for Frodo. He needs time... and safe passage across the plains of Gorgoroth. We can give him that.::Gimli: How?::Aragorn: Draw out Sauron's armies. Empty his lands. Then we gather our full strength and march on the Black Gate.::Eomer: We cannot achieve victory through strength of arms.::Aragorn: Not for ourselves. But we can give Frodo his chance if we keep Sauron's Eye fixed upon us. Keep him blind to all else that moves.::Legolas: A diversion.::Gimli: Certainty of death, *small* chance of success... What are we waiting for?::Gandalf: Sauron will suspect a trap. He will not take the bait.::Aragorn: [knowingly] No, I think he will.

Sam: [reading the book's title] There and Back Again: A Hobbit's Tale by Bilbo Baggins, and The Lord of the Rings by Frodo Baggins. You finished it.::Frodo: Not quite. There's room for a little more.

Aragorn: We have time. Every day Frodo moves closer to Mordor.::Gandalf: Do we know that?::Aragorn: What does your heart tell you?::Gandalf: That Frodo is alive. Yes. Yes, he's alive.

Merry: [triumphantly, as Barad-Dur crumbles] Frodo! Frodo!

Aragorn: For Frodo!

Aragorn: Let the Lord of the Black Land come forth! Let justice be done upon him!::The Mouth of Sauron: My master, Sauron the Great, bids thee welcome. Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me?::Gandalf: We do not come to treat with Sauron, faithless and accursed. Tell your master this: the armies of Mordor must disband. He is to depart these lands, never to return.::The Mouth of Sauron: Ahh, old Greybeard. I have a token I was bidden to show thee.::[Pulls out Frodo's mithril vest and throws it at them]::Pippin: [whispers] Frodo...::Gandalf: Silence.::Merry: No!::Gandalf: Silence!::The Mouth of Sauron: The halfling was dear to thee, I see. Know that he suffered greatly at the hands of his host. Who would've thought one so small could endure so much pain? And he did, Gandalf, he did.::[pause; Aragorn rides towards the Mouth of Sauron]::The Mouth of Sauron: And who is this? Isildur's heir? It takes more to make a King that a broken Elvish blade...::[Aragorn cuts off the Mouth of Sauron's head with one stroke of Anduril]::Gimli: I guess that concludes negotiations.::Aragorn: [to Gandalf] I do not believe it! I will not!

Sam: [Both are overcome by exhaustion] Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?::Frodo: No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water... nor the touch of grass. I'm... naked in the dark, with nothing, no veil... between me... and the wheel of fire! I can see him... with my waking eyes!::Sam: Then let us be rid of it... once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you!

Sam: FRODO!::Frodo: I'm here, Sam.::Sam: Destroy it!::[Frodo holds the ring on its chain over the edge of the pit]::Sam: Go on! Now! Throw it in the fire!::[Frodo stares at the ring, the ring whispers to him]::Sam: What are you waiting for? Just let it go!::[Frodo turns and looks at Sam]::Frodo: The ring is mine.::[He snaps the chain and approaches the ring to his finger]::Sam: No... no...::[Frodo slips the ring on and vanishes]::Sam: NO!

Sam: [tearing the spider silk away from Frodo's face] Oh no! Frodo... Mr. Frodo, wake up... Don't leave me here alone. Don't go where I can't follow... Wake up.

Sam: I don't think there will be a return journey, Mr. Frodo.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Actors

• Sean Astin (actor)
• Sala Baker (actor)
• Timothy Bartlett (actor)
• Sean Bean (actor)
• Jarl Benzon (actor)
• Jørn Benzon (actor)
• Orlando Bloom (actor)
• Billy Boyd (actor)
• Paul Bryson (actor)
• Paul Bryson (actor)
• Paul Bryson (actor)
• Paul Bryson (actor)
• Peter Corrigan (actor)
• Marton Csokas (actor)
• Noel Appleby (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy

Taglines:

The Legend Comes to Life
One Ring To Rule Them All.
You will find adventure, or adventure will find you.[teaser trailer]
One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
Its power corrupts all who desire it. Only one has the will to resist it. A Fellowship of nine must destroy it.[full-length trailer]
Fate Has Chosen Him. A Fellowship Will Protect Him. Evil Will Hunt Them.
Middle Earth comes alive...
Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that we are given
Power can be held in the smallest of things...

Quotes:

voiceover: And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend; legend became myth.

Sauron: You cannot hide. I see you. There is no life in the void. Only death.

Aragorn: Are you frightened?::Frodo: Yes.::Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.

Frodo: What do you want?::Aragorn: A little more caution from you; that is no trinket you carry.::Frodo: I carry nothing.::Aragorn: Indeed. I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.

Boromir: [holding the ring after Frodo has lost it] It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.

Sam: I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.

Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...::Legolas: And you have my bow.::Gimli: And *my* axe.::Boromir: You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done.

Elrond: Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring.::Pippin: Great! Where are we going?

Gandalf: They are one; the ring and the Dark Lord. Frodo, he must never find it.::Frodo: [gets up to hide the ring] All right. We'll put it away. We'll keep it hidden, we'll never speak of it again. No one knows it's here, do they? [Gandalf doesn't answer]::Frodo: Do they, Gandalf?

Elrond: His strength returns.::Gandalf: That wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life.::Elrond: And yet, to have come so far, still bearing the Ring, the Hobbit has shown extraordinary resilience to its evil.::Gandalf: It is a burden he should never have had to bear. We can ask no more of Frodo.::Elrond: Gandalf, the enemy is moving. Sauron's forces are massing in the East; his eye is fixed on Rivendell. And Saruman, you tell me, has betrayed us. Our list of allies grows thin.::Gandalf: His treachery runs deeper than you know. By foul craft, Saruman has crossed Orcs with goblin men. He's breeding an army in the caverns of Isengard. An army that can move in sunlight and cover great distance at speed. Saruman is coming for the Ring.::Elrond: This evil cannot be concealed by the power of the Elves. We do not have the strength to withstand both Mordor and Isengard. Gandalf, the Ring cannot stay here. This evil belongs to all of Middle-Earth. They must decide now how to end it. The time of the Elves is over, my people are leaving these shores. Who will you look to when we've gone? The Dwarves? They toil away in caverns, seeking riches. They care nothing for the troubles of others.::Gandalf: It is in Men that we must place our hope.::Elrond: Men? Men are weak. The Blood of Numenor is all but spent, its pride and dignity forgotten. It is because of Men the Ring survives. I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago. I was there the day the strength of Men failed.::Elrond: [scene switches to a flashback of Elrond and Isildur] Isildur, hurry, follow me.::Elrond: [voiceover] I led Isildur deep into the fires of Mount Doom, where the Ring was forged, the one place it could be destroyed.::Elrond: Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!::Isildur: No.::[walks away]::Elrond: Isildur!::[cuts back to present]::Elrond: Isildur kept the Ring. It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure. There's no strength left in the world of Men. They're scattered, divided, leaderless.::Gandalf: There is one who could unite them. One who could reclaim the throne of Gondor.::Elrond: He turned from that path a long time ago. He has chosen exile.

Sauron Filmography

• Decapitated: Human's Dust
  2008, role: actor

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Witch King - Sauron
• Possession - Sauron
• Poser Holocaust - Sauron
• Phototropic - Sauron
• Lords Of Slaughter And Warfare - Sauron
• Demonic Invasion - Sauron
• Zero The Hero - Sauron

BORN OF THE BLOOD OF NUMENOR
NOW FALLEN FROM GRACE
AT THE HEAD OF SAURON'S LEGIONS
IS NOW HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE
CLOTHED IN BLACK UPON A BLACK HORSE
CROWN ATOP HIS HEAD
HE IS THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION
OF TERROR AND DEATH
OF HIS EVIL DEEDS THE BARDS WILL FOREVER SING CHARGED BY SAURON TO RETRIEVE THE RING PRAISE THE WITCH KING
NINE RINGS OF POWER SAURON FORGED
A GIFT TO MORTAL MEN
HE USED THEM TO CORRUPT THEIR MINDS
AND TO HIS WILL THEY BENT
NINE MORTAL LORDS NAZGUL BECAME
RINGWRAITHS, RIDERS IN BLACK
THE WITCH KING OF ANGMAR AMONG THEM IS CHIEF LEADER OF MORDOR'S ATTACK
BURSTING FORTH FROM THE GATES
THE HOST OF MINAS MORGUL AWAKES
SORROW HANGS ABOUT THE NECKS
OF THOSE WHO'VE SEEN WHAT IS TO PASS
SOON NAZGUL WILL RID FORTH
AT THE HEAD OF SAURON'S HORDES
SOON BLOOD OF ELVES,DWARFS, AND MEN
WILL FREELY FLOW IN MIDDLE EARTH AGAIN
WITCH
KING
SOURCER, WARRIOR

Perched atop his throne made of human skulls and bones
The dark lord of Hell gives his command
For a demon of his court to arise and go forth
Display the mastery of Hades o'er human lands
A potent infernal force accepts his masters orders
And journeys to the world above to seek his prey
A wicked grin lights his face, for the cruelty of his race
Ensures he is delighted to obey
Possession of your mortal soul
Demonic forces in control
Your feeble god can't save you now
The Prince of this Earth reigns supreme
Possession
Filled with contempt for men and free to roam the Earth again
This fallen angel sets out to find
A vessel to control with a corruptible soul
Strong in body but weak in mind
He's set his sights on you, you can consider your life through
You're doomed to an eternity of torment in Hell
Friends try to save you but the demon dominates you
It's too late, now they are doomed as well
The hellish demon rapes your mind
And rips your soul in two
Get it through your fucking head
The exorcist can't save you
Now the clergy's help is sought but the demon can't be fought
His power's greater than your weak pathetic god's
A priest enters the room and bravely faces doom
But within seconds, his battle is lost
From the underworld below Lucifer is in control
He laughs as he crushes your dreams (Ha Ha)
A cry echoes through the air, heard by people everywhere

It's time for an up close meeting with the concrete
My boot makes your skull crack against the pavement
Stupid moshfag and your fucking Pantera tattoo
As your cranium bleeds you cry out for your mother
Unleash the fury of the ancient gods
To relieve me of my pity for your worthless soul
Amongst your ranks lie the cowards and honorless
I will put an end to it- by Power!
No slaughter of the innocent this night
Kill every poser in sight
The gutters run red with worthless blood
As we rid the world of human scum
We don't care how many lives are lost
Tonight on this glorious Poser Holocaust
We'll cut through their hides with the inverted cross
It's the fucking Poser Holocaust
Spike covered fists and baseball bats descend upon the streets
Violence is in our hearts and on our minds
No money or job, my life is strangely fulfilled
Feasting on posers gives me all I need
We build up a throne with the bones of the weak
You can't stop us, what the fuck are you going to do?
Drenched in motherfucking blood
Sauron takes control
Kill
Wretched spawn, you will die
On your fucking knees
Bow down to our will
Torture
You don't stand a fucking chance
Alcoholic Retribution
Drunken minds in a poser killing frenzy
Torture racks and doomsday devices
We've come equipped for slaughter in the night
Dirty old Denim

Under light, that I have never seen
Go to the light, reach up to the beam
Under light, under light
Reach up to the sun or you can run
Found the roof, the smallness of it all
Found the roof, you will never fall

Give me a beer and some raging Metal
They make my life feel so much better
So I've sworn to Thrash until my death
I need a girl and a place to crash
Diehards to drink with and posers to bash
About the rest I couldn't care any less
Sauron was forged to dominate until we breathe our last
Fighting in the name of the Unholy Art of Thrash
As our legions gather, the skies turn black
Lords of Slaughter and Warfare- Attack!
When Satan screams his battle cry
Our foes know they are doomed to die
We've come for them in the dead of blackest night
When Sauron marches off to war
We leave mountains of corpses in seas of gore
None can get the best of the legion in a fight
Six six six- Total fucking holocaust
Six six six- Your life and soul forever lost
Slaughter- Destroy the weak, deny the cross
Warfare- Heic Noenum Pax!
The battle is over, and Sauron has won
But the war has only just begun
The wicked find that there is no need for rest
Along with our legions in denim and leather
We'll fight 'til we die, Thrashing forever

A SOURCER SUMMONS AN ARMY OF DEATH
AID FROM THE UNDERWORLD'S FIERY DEPTHS
DEMONIC LEGIONS BOUGH WITH MORTAL SOULS
CONRTRACTED IN BLOOD PAID FOR IN FULL
NOW MANY WILL PERISH FOR EVIL IS FREE
ROAMING THE WORLD ON A MASS KILLING SPREE
IF YOU THINK YOUR GOD WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE VIOLENCE YOU'D BEST THINK AGAIN OR FOREVER BE SILENCED
BLACK WINGS FILL THE SKIES ABOVE
DEMONIC INVASION
KILLING IN THE NAME OF SATAN
DEMONIC INVASION
BLACK SHAPES RAIN DEATH FROM ABOVE
DEMONIC INVASION
CRUSHING ALL THE PUNY HUMANS
DEMONIC INVASION

Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
Person of the week in evry Greek opinion poll
What a pro
Herc could stop a show
Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO
He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero
Here was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero just like that
When he smiled
The girls went wild with
oohs and aahs
And they slapped his face
On ev'ry vase
(on ev'ry "vase")
From appearance fees and royalties
Our Herc had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
He could tell you
What the Greek'should earn.
Say amen
There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch him flex
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs
Hercie, he comes
He sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were
Going bonkers
He showed the moxie brains, and spunk
From zero to hero a major hunk
Zero to hero and who'da thunk
Who put the glad in gladiator?
Hercules!
Whose daring deeds are great theater?
Hercules
Isn't he bold?
No one braver
Isn't he sweet
Our fav'rite flavor
Hercules, Hercules,
Hercules, Hercules
Hercules, Hercules
Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
Undefeated
Riding high
And the nicest guy
not conceited
He was a nothin'
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero
He hit the heights at breakneck speed
From zero to hero
Herc is a hero
Now he's a hero
Yes indeed!