Greg may refer to:
Miley Ray Cyrus (born Destiny Hope Cyrus; November 23, 1992) is an American actress and pop singer-songwriter. She achieved wide fame for her role as Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel sitcom Hannah Montana.
Cyrus recorded music for the soundtracks, Hannah Montana (2006) and Hannah Montana 2/Meet Miley Cyrus (2007), released by Walt Disney Records. With the success of the Hannah Montana franchise she established herself as a teen idol. In 2007, Cyrus signed to Hollywood Records to pursue a solo career. She embarked upon the Best of Both Worlds Tour the same year, in which she performed as both herself and in character as Hannah Montana. The tour was eventually turned into a high-grossing concert film titled Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert (2008). In July 2008, Cyrus released her first solo album, Breakout (2008), which was commercially successful.
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Greg Giraldo (December 10, 1965 – September 29, 2010) was an American stand-up comedian, television personality, and retired lawyer. Giraldo was best known for his appearances on Comedy Central's televised roast specials, and for his work on that network's television shows Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Lewis Black's Root of All Evil, and the programming block Stand-Up Nation, the last of which he hosted.
Gregory C. Giraldo was born in The Bronx and was raised in a predominantly Irish lower-middle-class neighborhood in Queens. His father, Alfonso, was from Colombia and worked for Pan Am, and his mother, Dolores, was from Spain. Giraldo was the oldest of three children (brother John and sister Elizabeth) and was raised Roman Catholic.
Giraldo was an excellent student and was accepted into the prestigious Regis High School in Manhattan. He then went on to earn a bachelor's degree in English from Columbia University in 1987 and a law degree from Harvard Law School in 1990. While at Columbia, he was an active member of the Psi Upsilon Fraternity.
Gregory Everett "Greg" Proops (born October 3, 1959) is an American actor, stand-up comedian and television host. He is widely known for his work as an improvisational comedian on the UK and U.S. versions of Whose Line Is It Anyway?. He also performed on Drew Carey's Green Screen Show and played Max Madigan on the Nickelodeon sitcom True Jackson, VP.
Proops was born in Phoenix, Arizona, and raised in San Carlos, California, a suburb south of San Francisco, attending San Carlos High School. He attended the College of San Mateo and spearheaded the comedy duo "Proops & Brakeman". Later, he took courses in improvisation and acting at San Francisco State University though he never finished college.
After college, he joined an improv group with Mike McShane. Both Proops and McShane impressed producers Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson, who put them on their show, Whose Line Is It Anyway?. He frequently instigated jokes and running gags concerning various idiosyncrasies and differences between British English and American English (e.g. "lift" vs. "elevator"), and would frequently banter with Clive Anderson on these matters (among others). He lived in London for four years when he was doing the show and lists McShane and Colin Mochrie as among his best friends.
Greg Murphy (born 23 August 1972 in Hastings, New Zealand) is a racing driver, best known as a four-time winner of the Bathurst 1000. Greg Murphy joined Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond presenting Top Gear Live, when it had its first international Live show at ASB Showgrounds in Auckland from February 12 - 15 2009, and again when the show returned in 2010 with James May replacing Hammond.
Murphy became involved in motor sports by the age of eight, progressing through karts to saloons and single-seaters before moving to Australia. He first competed at the Bathurst circuit in 1994. The following two years he drove for Brad Jones Racing in the Australian Super Touring Championship and the Holden Racing Team (HRT) in endurance events, winning the Bathurst 1000 with Craig Lowndes in 1996. He drove for the HRT full time in 1997 and almost won the championship. Due to Craig Lowndes' return from overseas, Murphy only drove for the team in the endurance races in 1998.
In 1999, he joined Wynns Racing and paired with Steven Richards to win the Bathurst 1000. In the 2001 V8 Supercar season, Murphy joined the newly-formed Kmart Racing team and had two Bathurst 1000 wins with teammate Rick Kelly, in 2003 and 2004. Murphy had two championship runner-ups while at Kmart Racing, in 2002 and 2003. In 2001 and 2004 he finished fourth in the championship.
Plot
Pilot: "Crashing Into Walls" In the pilot episode, Ollie and Greg help out a heartbroken Kyle as he tries to get over his recent breakup. Meanwhile, Greg panics when things get a little stale with Allison. Ollie's unemployment woes hurt his dating game.
A show for anyone that's ever been in love... and done something dumb
Plot
Lowlands is an episodic exploration into the nebulous metropolis of Los Angeles. Follow wandering Angelenos through the endless landscape as an immodest writer takes a long hike, a lost driver desperately searches for the hospital, a philosopher hunts for the best Chinese food, a couch-surfer goes on a midnight joyride, and several others drift and drop through the city's corridors. In this fragmented walkabout everyone's searching for the ever-elusive center of their city - what they actually find is never the same.
Plot
Jack Sparks is a story junkie, desperate to find the untold story. He is a reporter for his public access TV program "The Untold Story" on cable, channel 23, for his native fishtown neighborhood. He has collected millions of stories over his career but he is still looking for that one story that will launch his career. Jack keeps to himself working day and night on his dream. But when Jack receives an anonymous tip on "the really big untold story," he jumps at the opportunity to investigate, and breaks out of his normal routine. He discovers this band called Steve Phoenix. Soon he finds himself going deep undercover with this local band (played, ironically, by local rock band Steve Phoenix). But that's not the real story...
Plot
Down a seedy city street in her neighborhood, young Enola Penny is obsessed with what appears to be a long abandoned theatre. One night, she sees that the front door is slightly ajar and impulsively decides to sneak inside. But there in the dark, decrepit auditorium, a show unlike any other unfolds before her eyes. Its host is an eerie human puppet named Peg Poett who will introduce Penny to six tales of the bizarre: A couple traveling in a remote part of the French Pyrenees cross paths with a lustful witch; A paranoid lover faces the wrath of a partner who has been pushed to her limit; The Freudian dreams of an unfaithful husband blur the lines between fantasy and reality; The horrors of the real world are interpreted through the mind of a child; A woman addicted to other people's memories gets her fix through the vitreous fluid of her victims' eyeballs; And a perverse obsession with sweets turns sour for a couple in too deep. But as the stories unfold, something much stranger is happening to Enola. Something irreversible and horrific. Something that awaits its next audience in THE THEATRE BIZARRE.
Keywords: abortion, achilles-tendon-cut, american-abroad, anthology, arm-ripped-off, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-bondage, berlin-germany, biographer, blind-woman
Dr. Maurey: What about the girl of your dreams? The one with the Lovecraftian vagina. Is she anybody you know in your waking life?
Carla: This is my dream, bitch!
Plot
Dan, an ordinary man, recently separated from his wife, finds the riggers of single life, lonely and unfulfilling. Upon learning that his soon to be ex-wife is seeing another man, he decides to try online dating. He soon meets an online beauty named Bridget, who gives him an evening of pleasure beyond his wildest expectations. When the evening comes to an end, Bridget asks Dan for one more unexpected request. A request that will lead Dan into a dark and dangerous world lead by a sinister character, Denny, a world he may not be able to escape.
Seduction is only one click away
You Should've Got A Room!
Greg:
Well you can take all of the money that you made and
But it in the jar
Drag out a map that will show you
Is heaven very far
You take all of the medicine you need 'til ya
Find out who you are
Maybe you can figure
Why that woman wanna be so cruel
But ya, ya just can't forget her, can you fool
Oh-oh
Cher:
Well those winter nights
And the city lights
And the crying of the train
Everyday is a straight up gray
Every memory's a fade
And then ya finally use the sense God gave ya
To come out of the rain
Still you can't figure
Why that man is got to be so cruel
But ya just can't forget him, can you fool
Together:
Oh, love is long and love is hard
Love brings lots of pain
She was here
Now she's gone
Lord, bring her back again
Cher:
Well you can take all of the money that you made and
Greg:
But it in the jar
Drag out a map that will show you
Is heaven very far
Cher:
And you can take all of the medicine you need 'til ya
Greg:
Find out who you are
Cher:
Still you can't figure why
That man he got to be so cruel
But ya just can't forget him, can you fool
Greg:
No you just can't forget her, can you fool
Cher:
Greg:
Well you can take all of the money that you made and
but it in the jar
Drag out a map that will show you
is heaven very far
You take all of the medicine you need 'til ya
find out who you are
Maybe you can figure
why that woman wanna be so cruel
But ya, ya just can't forget her, can you fool
Oh-oh
Cher:
Well those winter nights
and the city lights
and the crying of the train
Everyday is a straight up gray
Every memory's a fade
And then ya finally use the sense God gave ya
to come out of the rain
Still you can't figure
why that man is got to be so cruel
But ya just can't forget him, can you fool
Together:
Oh, love is long and love is hard
Love brings lots of pain
She was here
Now she's gone
Lord, bring her back again
Cher:
Well you can take all of the money that you made and
Greg:
but it in the jar
Drag out a map that will show you
is heaven very far
Cher:
And you can take all of the medicine you need 'til ya
Greg:
find out who you are
Cher:
Still you can't figure why
that man he got to be so cruel
But ya just can't forget him, can you fool
Greg:
No you just can't forget her, can you fool
Cher:
Awww, can you fool
I just wanna ride
so drive
I don't care where we're going to
just go
just drive
I don't care if we ever come back here
just drive
I wanna lay back and close my eyes
just let me close my eyes
Don't hold my hand
it makes me afraid
Don't hold my hand
it's too late for that
I can see your head
I can see the fire
just close your eyes
Fear is the law
duty is pain
Shame is necessary
to grind the edges from our minds
our minds
She's hurtin' now
she let the smooth taste fool her
now when she opens up her eyes
her head's on fire
She wanted to be
a fly on my wall
She thinks she'll see me change
but I don't change at all
I won't change at all
no not for you dear
I won't change at all
You wouldn't have to walk on water
if you'd just swim like the rest of us
if for once in your life
you'd just close your eyes
(Greg)
Through the windshield, on the footbridge
They cling to each other at the close of day
They've not a care for the crush of traffic
Their captive audience, they say
Look we've each other
What more could we ask for
We're right where we want to be
We're right where we want to be
And my heart skips and I twist a little
And the light's green and I drive away
I think who knows
What it is what it might be
I know anything goes
I've been there don't remind me
All kinds of twisted thoughts
Swirling through her head
She's already wondering about the baby
And look at him, watch his eyes
Who knows could be
He's already gone for the weekend in his mind
So here I am All on my own
Looking around Sun is shining
In all directions And now I feel
The wave inside And now I feel
(Greg)
I saw the film said that's the life for me
Forsake the mundane for some instability
So sue me
Now you're hiding upstairs
And now I'm not so sure
What is all this for?
Haven't got a lot to say have you have you
Oh you've done it now haven't you haven't you
How many times I didn't unfold you
Look at your face I hardly know you
Oh I'm in it now up to eyebrow
Oh I've done it now haven't I
Oh me thinking you'd be my joyride
I'll be lucky just to survive
I read the book I thought that it meant me
Your feverish vision of exquisite misery
It threw me
Now I'm in free fall
I'm empty as a bottle that you can see through
What am I to do?
I've had my fill
I feel that chill
I'm tired
You're still not home it caught me by surprise
It's a telltale odor I almost recognize
And I can hardly see
The pupils in your eyes
(Greg)
Ticket in my hand I'm waiting
Thinking this will be the time
Imagine it will all be mine
Far away I'll drink and dine
Spend the night in cities open all the time
My eyes will shine
All in all I can't pretend
It would be wise to try my luck again
Deep inside I'm smiling just because I know
Uncle Sam he runs an honest show
All in all I can't pretend
It would be wise to try my luck again
The jakpot's up it's up again
It towers over mortal men
And just to think that if I win
I could alter who I am
And I know that in the end
If I don't win I'll try again
And I feel good I'm doing my share
The profits go to Medicare
And I'll be standing here in line
Spend my money bide my time
The jakpot's up it's up again
(Greg)
The worst thing in school was that everytime the teacher called on me
I'd be hard! I'd be hard!
Really!
I mean, I had to lean against the desk, like this. And the teacher would say
Stand up straight!
I can't I have a pain in my... side!
Stand up straight!
Or walking down the halls, you'd have to walk, like this,
With all your books stacked up in front of you.
(Mike)
Yeah, I did too. I thought I was a sex maniac!
(Connie and Maggie)
You are!!
(Bobby)
Me too. It didn't go down for three years.
(Greg)
Oh, and the bus. The bus was the worst. I'd take even one look at a bus and
Bingo!
And then there was the time I was making out with Sally Ketchum in the back seat of the car. We were kissing and necking and
I was feeling her boobs. And after about an hour or so,
she said,
Ohhh, don't you wanna feel anything else?
And I suddenly thought to myself, ‘No, I don't.' Well, I guess yeah, because it was the first time I realized I was
homosexual. And I got so depressed, because I thought being gay meant being a bum all the rest of my life.
(All)
Goodbye twelve, goodbye thirteen,
Hello love
(Val)
Shit! Made it through high school without growing tits!
(Random voices)
Doubt, to break out
It's a mess
Time to grow, time to go
(Paul)
What am I gonna say when he calls on me?!!
(Random voices until all join in)
My only adolesence
Where did it go it was so
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
Suddenly I'm seventeen and
(All)
Suddenly I'm seventeen and
Suddenly I'm seventeen and
Suddenly
There's a lot I am not
Certain of
Goodbye twelve, goodbye thirteen
Hello
(Boys I)
Wah, wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah
(Boys II)
Doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo ah
(Girls I)
Doo dit, dit doo dit, dit doo dit, dit doo dit
(Girls II)
Du de du de du de du de doo dit
(Richie)
Gimme the ball, gimme the ball, gimme the ball
Yeah!
Gimme the ball, gimme the ball, gimme the ball
Yeah!
I was always running around shouting
Gimme the ball, gimme the ball, gimme the ball
Yeah!
I was so enthusiastic I was into everything
The yearbook was filled with my picture
And I was lucky cause I got
A scholarship to college!
A scholarship to college!
So I went (so he went)
Yes I went (yes he went)
So I'm gonna be this kindergarten teacher-
Can you imagine me this kindergarten teacher?
And I thought Shit (Shit, Richie)
Shit! (shit, Richie)
What are you gonna be (shit, Richie, shit Richie)
When you get shoved outta here (shit, Richie, shit, Richie)
Honey, ain't nobody gonna be standing there (shit, Richie, shit, Richie)
With no scholarship to life
And I was scared (shit, Richie) scared (shit, Richie)
Scared (shit, Richie) Scared!! (shit, Richie!)
(Girls)
My braces gone,
(Boys)
my pimples gone
(All)
My childhood gone goodbye
Goodbye twelve, goodbye thirteen
Goodbye fourteen, goodbye fifteen
Goodbye sixteen, goodbye seventeen
Hello love
Go to it, go to it
Go to it, go to it
Go to it, go to it
(All)
And now life really begins (go to it)
And now life really begins (go to it)
And now life really begins (go to it)
And now life really begins (go to it)
Go to it!
(Greg)
The worst thing in school was that everytime the teacher called on me
Id be hard! Id be hard!
Really!
I mean, I had to lean against the desk, like this. And the teacher would say
Stand up straight!
I cant I have a pain in my... side!
Stand up straight!
Or walking down the halls, youd have to walk, like this,
With all your books stacked up in front of you.
(Mike)
Yeah, I did too. I thought I was a sex maniac!
(Connie and Maggie)
You are!!
(Bobby)
Me too. It didnt go down for three years.
(Greg)
Oh, and the bus. The bus was the worst. Id take even one look at a bus and
Bingo!
And then there was the time I was making out with Sally Ketchum in the back seat of the car. We were kissing and necking and
I was feeling her boobs. And after about an hour or so,
she said,
Ohhh, dont you wanna feel anything else?
And I suddenly thought to myself, No, I dont. Well, I guess yeah, because it was the first time I realized I was
homosexual. And I got so depressed, because I thought being gay meant being a bum all the rest of my life.
(All)
Goodbye twelve, goodbye thirteen,
Hello love
(Val)
Shit! Made it through high school without growing tits!
(Random voices)
Doubt, to break out
Its a mess
Time to grow, time to go
(Paul)
What am I gonna say when he calls on me?!!
(Random voices until all join in)
My only adolesence
Where did it go it was so
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
Suddenly Im seventeen and
(All)
Suddenly Im seventeen and
Suddenly Im seventeen and
Suddenly
Theres a lot I am not
Certain of
Goodbye twelve, goodbye thirteen
Hello
(Boys I)
Wah, wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah
(Boys II)
Doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo ah
(Girls I)
Doo dit, dit doo dit, dit doo dit, dit doo dit
(Girls II)
Du de du de du de du de doo dit
(Richie)
Gimme the ball, gimme the ball, gimme the ball
Yeah!
Gimme the ball, gimme the ball, gimme the ball
Yeah!
I was always running around shouting
Gimme the ball, gimme the ball, gimme the ball
Yeah!
I was so enthusiastic I was into everything
The yearbook was filled with my picture
And I was lucky cause I got
A scholarship to college!
A scholarship to college!
So I went (so he went)
Yes I went (yes he went)
So Im gonna be this kindergarten teacher-
Can you imagine me this kindergarten teacher?
And I thought Shit (Shit, Richie)
Shit! (shit, Richie)
What are you gonna be (shit, Richie, shit Richie)
When you get shoved outta here (shit, Richie, shit, Richie)
Honey, aint nobody gonna be standing there (shit, Richie, shit, Richie)
With no scholarship to life
And I was scared (shit, Richie) scared (shit, Richie)
Scared (shit, Richie) Scared!! (shit, Richie!)
(Girls)
My braces gone,
(Boys)
my pimples gone
(All)
My childhood gone goodbye
Goodbye twelve, goodbye thirteen
Goodbye fourteen, goodbye fifteen
Goodbye sixteen, goodbye seventeen
Hello love
Go to it, go to it
Go to it, go to it
Go to it, go to it
(All)
And now life really begins (go to it)
And now life really begins (go to it)
And now life really begins (go to it)
And now life really begins (go to it)