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The Toy Dolls - Our Last Tour

Duration: 72:48
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

The Toy Dolls - Our Last Tour BlueEyes-HELPDESK 2012 http://coldblueeyes.clanbazis.com.

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The Toy Dolls - Idlle Gossip FULL ALBUM (1986)

Duration: 36:20
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

I do not own this. All rights belongs to their respective owners. UK punk rock legends...long live Olga! http://www.thetoydolls.com/ http://www.myspace.com/o...

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The Toy Dolls - Dig That Groove Baby FULL ALBUM (1982)

Duration: 34:08
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

I do not own this. All rights belongs to their respective owners. Debut Album from UK punk rock legends...long live Olga! http://www.thetoydolls.com/ http://...

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Toy Dolls - Nellie the Elephant (We're Mad, Sunderland, UK, 1984)

Duration: 3:28
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

The Toy Dolls' chart-busting version of the popular childrens' song. All together now: oooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO! This video is a celebration of the ...

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The Toy Dolls - Absurd-Ditties FULL ALBUM (1993)

Duration: 36:57
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

I do not own this. All rights belongs to their respective owners. UK punk rock legends...long live Olga! http://www.thetoydolls.com/ http://www.myspace.com/o...

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The Toy Dolls - Fat Bob's Feet FULL ALBUM (1991)

Duration: 35:00
Updated: 02 Sep 2014

I do not own this. All rights belongs to their respective owners. UK punk rock legends...long live Olga! http://www.thetoydolls.com/ http://www.myspace.com/o...

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Toy Dolls - Dig that groove baby

Duration: 3:04
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

Friday Night Is Bath Night This Is What They Say We Are Gonna Dig The Groove, We've Waited All Day We Wear Trendy Trousers With Belts A Mile Too Long We Are ...

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the toy dolls - dueling banjos

Duration: 4:22
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

the toy dolls - dueling banjos EN MEMORIA DE PASKUALIN Y LOS JULIANORROS.

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Toy Dolls - I've Got Asthma

Duration: 2:43
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

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Toy Dolls - Toccata

Duration: 3:03
Updated: 01 Sep 2014

Toy Dolls - Toccata live video. And, yes, the original tune was composed by Bach.

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The Toy Dolls w Krakowie (19.10.2013, Poland, Krakow)

Duration: 64:49
Updated: 30 Aug 2014

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The Toy Dolls - Olga I Cannot

Duration: 5:08
Updated: 02 Sep 2014

"I think I'll ring, Kendra. Hello? It's Olga. C-can I speak to Kendra please?" -"Just hold on a minute pet. Kendra? Olga's on the phone, do you want to spea...

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Toy Dolls - James Bond lives down our street

Duration: 3:28
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

Recorded on a swiss TV show 1985.

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Toy Dolls , The devil went down to Scunthorpe =;-)

Duration: 3:29
Updated: 02 Sep 2014

The devil went down to Scunthorpe, looking for a soul to steal In a bind an' way behind he was willin' to make a deal. He came across this young man pickin' ...

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Toy Dolls - She Goes To Finos (We're Mad, Sunderland, UK, 1984)

Duration: 3:11
Updated: 02 Sep 2014

This video is a celebration of the north of England's most famous punk rock outfit. We're Mad captures the band at their best. Not so much a set of songs as ...

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Toy Dolls - We're Mad (We're Mad, Sunderland, UK, 1984)

Duration: 5:19
Updated: 26 Aug 2014

Toy Dolls: We're Mad (1984) on Cherry Red. This video is a celebration of the north of England's most famous punk rock outfit Toy Dolls. We're Mad captures t...

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TOY DOLLS Live TV 1984

Duration: 23:54
Updated: 31 Aug 2014

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Toy Dolls-Singles 83/84 - 1986 (FULL [mini] ALBUM)

Duration: 24:00
Updated: 15 Aug 2014

Singles 83/84- 1986 01 Cheerio & Toodle'Pip 02 H.O ! 03 Alfie From The Bronx 04 Hanky Panky 05 We're Mad 06 Rupert The Bear 07 Deirdre's A Slag.

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Toy Dolls - My Wife's a Psychopath (Lyric Video)

Duration: 2:54
Updated: 04 Sep 2013

I had some personal inspiration to throw this together.

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Toy Dolls - Deirdrie's A Slag - (We're Mad, Sunderland, UK, 1984)

Duration: 3:45
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

TOY DOLLS were mad 05 deirdries a slag This video is a celebration of the north of England's most famous punk rock outfit. We're Mad captures the band at the...

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Toy Dolls Livin la vida loca

Duration: 3:25
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

Toy Dolls - Livin La Vida Loca - Best Music Ever!

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Toy dolls - Lambrusco kid

Duration: 3:31
Updated: 02 Sep 2014

yeah.

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Toy Dolls - Ghost Riders In The Sky

Duration: 2:01
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

toy dolls "ghost riders in the sky" from the Idle Gossip DVD. 80's I think???

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The Toy Dolls Interview @ Xtreme Fest (04.08.2013)

Duration: 6:46
Updated: 16 Aug 2013

The Toy Dolls's frontman Olga interview @ Xtreme Fest (04.08.2013) by the Metal Sickness team (www.metalsickness.com)

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Interview Toy Dolls Michael 'Olga' Algar 07/10/2012

Duration: 13:07
Updated: 27 Jul 2014

Interview met Olga na het optreden in de Metropool te Hengelo 07/10/2012 Camera: Marcel Klaster Interview: Frank Schonewille.

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TOY DOLLS a little interview

Duration: 1:08
Updated: 29 Oct 2011

Toy Dolls Japan 1991.

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Toy Dolls - interview Lomax

Duration: 13:17
Updated: 27 May 2014

Interview des Toy Dolls enregistrée le 21 mai 2014 à l'occasion de leur concert au 106 www.le106.com Rouen, France

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play with olga - toy dolls - She goes to finos

Duration: 5:27
Updated: 05 Jul 2013

aprenda a tocar guitarra com olga dos toy dolls.

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The Toy Dolls - Back In '79 (From The DVD 'Our Last DVD?')

Duration: 2:36
Updated: 21 Jul 2013

This is the track 'Back In '79' taken from the Toy Dolls DVD 'Our Last DVD?' available now through Secret Records. Filmed at the Utrecht Tivoli, Holland on t...

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Barbie & The Rockers Interview With Barbie, Disney Frozen Hans and Elsa DisneyCarToys Face

Duration: 6:11
Updated: 30 Sep 2014

DisneyCarToys Barbie finds out that she's not real. Disney Frozen Elsa always knew that she was a doll. But my Barbie and The Rockers doll, Brian Oceancrest, interviews Barbie and Disney Frozen Prince Hans and tells her that she is not real. In this video, Hans is holding their baby Bella Rose. Barbie wants to see DisneyCarToys face! Stay tuned for more fun Frozen Barbie parodies on my husband's toy channel ToysReviewToys. ❤ Product Info ❤ This video features my Barbie and The Rockers Brian Oceancrest doll and my vintage 1990s Barbie doll with her baby Bella Rose. ❤ More Videos ❤ SHOPKINS PLAYLIST: http://bit.ly/1qTlZZR Sofia The First Playlist: http://bit.ly/1uYG4j6 Spiderman Frozen Barbie Videos: http://bit.ly/1siN5a0 SpongeBob SquarePants Videos: http://bit.ly/1kgfpcM Ariel Mermaid Toys: http://bit.ly/Xw82ns Disney Cars Videos Lightning McQueen: http://bit.ly/1s2HHtN Kinder Surprise Eggs / Play Doh Eggs: http://bit.ly/1uYGSnS Superheroes: http://bit.ly/1kwN5Dk Frozen Barbie Videos: http://bit.ly/1s2I5sm Peppa Pig: http://bit.ly/1siO7CG NEW BARBIE MALL Disney Frozen Elsa, Spiderman and Mike The Merman at Mall Review https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmUUAQeCTus Barbie Disney Frozen Elsa and Superheroes Spiderman with Shopkins at Barbie Mall with Barista Barbie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d9kH-MPp_w Frozen Elsa & Spiderman Ride Barbie Glam Boat with Jasmine & Merida Disney Princesses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvQ8G9aTiWc Play Doh Ice Cube Frozen Anna Anniversary Big Hero 6 Baymax with Spiderman Kristoff and Vera https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTaIM3laMbw Barbie Shopping Mall with Disney Frozen Elsa and Prince Hans Barbie Dolls Parody https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOTt-nFvhew Frozen Elsa & Anna Dolls PINK Coronation Dress and Barbie Mall Clothes Shopping NEW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV-zr1a85aQ Barbie Mike The Merman Saves Elsa, Anna and Frozen Kids from Glam Boat Accident Mermaid Toys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlzdCR8pSW4 ❤ Toy Translations ❤ Barbie in other countries is called Барби, 바비, 芭比, バービー人形, باربي, बार्बी, Barbi, Jogos, Juegos Frozen in other countries is called "Frozen Uma Aventura Congelante" "La Reine des neiges"アナと雪の女王, 겨울왕국, 冰雪奇缘, 디즈니 냉동, ディズニー冷凍, "Замръзналото кралство" "O Reino do Gelo" "Die Eiskönigin Völlig unverfroren" ❤ Follow Us ❤ https://twitter.com/DisneyCarToys https://www.facebook.com/pages/Disneycartoys/1406438099591147 https://plus.google.com/+DisneyCarToys ❤ About Us ❤ We love toys! I have been filming YouTube Toy Reviews for over 2 years featuring character toys and playsets like Disney Frozen Dolls, Vintage Barbie playsets, Disney Cars, Cookie Monster, Play Doh playsets, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Peppa Pig, Duplo Legos and Shopkins. We love to create stories with the toys, come join me on these adventures! I am an avid Disney toys reviewer originally from Los Ranchos de Albuquerque New Mexico, bringing many of these toys to my toy review toychannel. I have two kids, a boy and girl, ages 5 and 2. ❤ Music ❤ YouTube: Eine Kleine Nachtmusik by Mozart, Say Yeah ❤ More Toy Channel ❤ https://www.youtube.com/user/DisneyCarToys https://www.youtube.com/user/toysreviewtoys https://www.youtube.com/user/AllToyCollector SUBSCRIBE https://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=disneycartoys

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The Toy Dolls - Fisticuffs In Frederick Street (From The DVD 'Our Last DVD?')

Duration: 4:21
Updated: 02 Aug 2013

This is the track 'Fisticuffs In Frederick Street' taken from the Toy Dolls DVD 'Our Last DVD?' available now through Secret Records. Filmed at the Utrecht T...

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Is the Woody doll's voice really Tom Hanks? - The Graham Norton Show - Series 9 Episode 9 - BBC One

Duration: 2:32
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

More about this programme: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b011w3hz Graham plays with a Woody doll (from Toy Story) and asks Tom Hanks if the voice is really...

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The Toy Dolls on Croatian TV @ Močvara 02.11.2004.

Duration: 2:11
Updated: 26 Oct 2012

The Toy Dolls interview at Močvara in Zagreb,Croatia on 2nd November 2004

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The Toy Dolls - Nellie The Elephant (From The DVD 'Our Last DVD?')

Duration: 3:52
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

This is the track 'Nellie The Elephant' taken from the Toy Dolls DVD 'Our Last DVD?' available now through Secret Records. Filmed at the Utrecht Tivoli, Holl...

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REAL VOODOO DOLL!

Duration: 5:14
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

WATCH BLOOPERS & MORE: http://bit.ly/VoodooXTRA Anthony gets a voodoo doll of Ian and uses it to get revenge. ------------------------------------ Hey it's o...

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One Direction Talk Pranks, Toys, & 1st Celebrity Crushes

Duration: 6:58
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

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The Toy Dolls - Waltz/Lambrusco Kid (From The DVD 'Our Last DVD?')

Duration: 5:11
Updated: 28 May 2014

These are the tracks 'Waltz/ Lambrusco Kid' taken from the Toy Dolls DVD 'Our Last DVD?' available now through Secret Records. Filmed at the Utrecht Tivoli, ...

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Frozen Elsa, Anna, Barbie, Spiderman, Hans, Mike the Merman DisneyCarToys Interview

Duration: 9:52
Updated: 02 Nov 2014

DisneyCarToys Frozen Dolls Elsa, Anna, Hans, Kristoff and Frozen Kids get interviewed for DisneyCarToys 1 million subscribers celebration roast. The vintage Barbie and The Rockers doll Brian Oceancrest from my Arendelle Idol videos interviews Spiderman, Elsa, Jasmine, Tangled's Mother Gothel, Elsa, Anna, Prince Felix's son Alex, Spider-Man, Barbie and more about the toy channel's doll videos. See more fun toy videos and parodies on my husband's toychannel ToysReviewToys. ❤ Product Info ❤ This video features my vintage 1990s Barbie and The Rockers Stage, from my Arendelle Idol videos, with my announcer Brian Oceancrest and favorite Barbie dolls like Disney Frozen Princess Elsa, Anna, Kristoff, Hans, Frozen Kids Alex, Spiderman, Mother Gothel and Mike The Merman, the barbie mermaid ken doll. ❤ More Videos ❤ SHOPKINS PLAYLIST: http://bit.ly/1qTlZZR Sofia The First Playlist: http://bit.ly/1uYG4j6 Spiderman Frozen Barbie Videos: http://bit.ly/1siN5a0 SpongeBob SquarePants Videos: http://bit.ly/1kgfpcM Ariel Mermaid Toys: http://bit.ly/Xw82ns Disney Cars Videos Lightning McQueen: http://bit.ly/1s2HHtN Kinder Surprise Eggs / Play Doh Eggs: http://bit.ly/1uYGSnS Superheroes: http://bit.ly/1kwN5Dk Frozen Barbie Videos: http://bit.ly/1s2I5sm Peppa Pig: http://bit.ly/1siO7CG FROZEN Music Arendelle Idol PART 1 ELSA, Princess Anna, BARBIE Singing Competition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYsK3QMrVzw Frozen Play Doh Elsa Anna Toddler Dolls DisneyCarToys Frozen Sven playdough Poop & Olaf Toys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz2IyiM4CIk Elsa and Spiderman Lego Halloween Pumpkin Jack-O-Lantern Monster High Barbie Doll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr894BvKfm8 Minnie Mouse with Mickey Mouse Dollhouse Toy Review Bow Sweet Home https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUIjVZnDNMY Frozen Disney Elsa and Barbie shopping Star Wars Darth Vader Barbie Doll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yKOIl4KDI Play Doh Videos Angry Birds Toy Playdough Playset Build N Smash Red Bird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ceh4PXbfMEU Frozen Dolls Elsa and Anna Pool Party Vacation to Legoland Water Park Slides: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=392RlQc5ly8 Frozen Disney Elsa Barbie Doll Little Mermaid Ariel and Spiderman in KidKraft Haunted Monster Manor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApVUJ8y-Cm4 Frozen Elsa Barbie Haunted Monster Manor Dollhouse with Frozen Kids and Spiderman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H5MoEyIjF0 Frozen Play Doh Toast & KidKraft Kitchen Pretend Play Toaster Kids Elsa My Size Doll DisneyCarToys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmyPVIl5U24 Frozen Elsa and Anna Kids at Barbie Park Playground with Spiderman & Spidey BREAKS HIS ARM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmYRuDudfvE Polly Pocket Roller Coaster Ride Frozen Elsa Anna Merida Hans Barbie Toys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HswWexhLzUc Frozen Disney Elsa and Anna Play Doh Sparkle Snow Dome Ice Globe with Olaf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B12QD07O36M Frozen Disney Elsa with Barbie meets Star Wars Darth Vader Barbie Doll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvlYmb11CYs Frozen Elsa, Anna and Kids Go To Barbie Kelly Amusement Park Kiddie Coaster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bdhacLycSA Disney Frozen My Size Elsa & Anna Dolls Makeover Monster High Tapeffiti Headbands https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3nTGFojPXQ Frozen Kids Elsa & Anna Surprise Eggs Hunt Petite Surprsie Trolls Dolls Rock Lego Duplo Spiderman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezIqQI_6yEo Frozen Elsa My Size Doll DisneyCarToys Disney Princess Toys Elsa Hair and Dress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHhbXA2Sj28 ❤ Toy Translations ❤ Frozen in other countries is called "Frozen Uma Aventura Congelante" "La Reine des neiges"アナと雪の女王, 겨울왕국, 冰雪奇缘, 디즈니 냉동, ディズニー冷凍, "Замръзналото кралство" "O Reino do Gelo" "Die Eiskönigin Völlig unverfroren" The Amazing Spiderman in other countries is called "O Espetacular Homem-Aranha A Ameaça de Electro" "O Fantástico Homem-Aranha O Poder de Electro" "El Sorprendente Hombre-Araña La Amenaza de Electro" "Le Destin d'un héros" "Il potere di Electro" "L'Extraordinaire Spider-Man " ❤ Follow Us ❤ https://twitter.com/DisneyCarToys https://www.facebook.com/pages/Disneycartoys/1406438099591147 https://plus.google.com/+DisneyCarToys ❤ About Us ❤ We love toys! I have been filming YouTube Toy Reviews for over 2 years featuring character toys and playsets like Disney Frozen Dolls, Vintage Barbie playsets, Disney Cars, Cookie Monster, Play Doh playsets, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Peppa Pig, Duplo Legos and Shopkins. We love to create stories with the toys, come join me on these adventures! ❤ Music ❤ YouTube Audio Library - Hollywood High ❤ More Toy Channel ❤ https://www.youtube.com/user/DisneyCarToys https://www.youtube.com/user/toysreviewtoys https://www.youtube.com/user/AllToyCollector SUBSCRIBE https://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=disneycartoys

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TOY SOLDIERS: WAR CHEST- GAME PLAY INTERVIEW

Duration: 2:22
Updated: 01 Oct 2014

Join SiREN as she talks to Producer Logan DeMelt about the new Toy Soldiers: War Chest game. Game due out early 2015. What's your favorite toy?! Subscribe! Frag Dolls Main: http://bit.ly/sub_fragdolls Frag Dolls Uncensored: http://bit.ly/sub_fragdollsPOV Twitter: http://bit.ly/fragdolls_twitter Facebook: http://on.fb.me/fragdolls_facebook Website: http://bit.ly/fragdoll_website

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Southampton Museum Doll and Toy Show Laurie Collins Interview for Cognacscorner.mpg

Duration: 9:39
Updated: 15 Feb 2014

TV Host Cognac Wellerlane inteviews Laurie Collins at the Southampton Historical Museum about the Doll and Toy Show that will be showing through August 23rd....

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The Toy Dolls - Wipe Out (From The DVD 'Our Last DVD?')

Duration: 2:21
Updated: 21 Jul 2013

This is the track 'Wipe Out' taken from the Toy Dolls DVD 'Our Last DVD?' available now through Secret Records. Filmed at the Utrecht Tivoli, Holland on the ...

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The Toy Dolls - Sabre Dance (From The DVD 'Our Last DVD?')

Duration: 2:36
Updated: 11 Aug 2014

This is the track 'Sabre Dance' taken from the Toy Dolls DVD 'Our Last DVD?' available now through Secret Records. Filmed at the Utrecht Tivoli, Holland on t...

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The Toy Dolls - Olga I Cannot (From The DVD 'Our Last DVD?')

Duration: 5:21
Updated: 04 Aug 2013

This is the track 'Olga I Cannot' taken from the Toy Dolls DVD 'Our Last DVD?' available now through Secret Records. Filmed at the Utrecht Tivoli, Holland on...

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One Direction Interview (FULL) ~ The Late Late Show

Duration: 17:47
Updated: 18 Aug 2013

One Direction stop by to be interviewed on The Late Late Show!!

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Union J George Interview - New Album, Dolls, Tour & 2014

Duration: 4:47
Updated: 26 Jan 2014

Union J George Interview - New Album, Dolls, Tour & 2014

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Toy Dolls - We're Mad (2002)

Duration: 48:37
Updated: 30 Aug 2014

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BARBIE TOY EPISODES ★ Fashion Styles Play Doh Mermaids Frozen Doll Videos

Duration: 51:02
Updated: 27 Nov 2014

Barbie Doll Toy Episodes - DCTC Barbie Videos of 2014 include: Barbie Splash n' Spray Playset (Barbie Mini Mermaids), Barbie Pet Grooming Dog Taffy and Cat Blissa, Barbie Glam Laundry with Disney Frozen Elsa Anna Dolls, Barbies Fashion Vending Machine (Clothes, Shoes and Accessories), Barbie Iron On-Style Toyset, Barbie Life in The Dreamhouse Toy Episodes. This video is a compilation of barbie skits and toys that you can purchase at Walmart, Target, ToysRus, Amazon or Ebay. Visit Disney Cars Toy Club for more Disney Princess, Playdough, Surprise Eggs, Pixar Cars and much much more! Check out more of our Play Doh Videos by Disney Cars Toy Club below! Barbie Bakery Life In The Dreamhouse Play Doh Cake Cookies and Playdough Cupcakes Baking Toys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dR3TJXZifk Barbie Sisters Tiki Hut Life In The Dreamhouse Playset Play Doh Volleyball and Skipper Doll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvrYyT6ZkMs Barbie Potty Trainin' Taffy Pet Dog Play Doh Barbie Dolls Toys Review by Disney Cars Toy Club https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sSALY5-6ck Frozen Barbie Design & Dress Studio Decorate 5 Dresses for Disney's Elsa and Princess Anna Dolls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrl4iCA7mZk Barbie Glam Camper Swimming Pool Kitchen TV Bathroom Beds and Ariel Doll Fun Toys Review https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkCJlAGw0Ec Barbie Glam Vacation House with Disney's Frozen Elsa and Princess Anna Dolls Play Doh Gifts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yQP8nNlBJc How Does Barbie Wash Her Cats and Dogs? Barbies Grooming Pet Boutique Play Doh Toys Review https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa55EBu-kNA Barbie Life In The Dreamhouse Malibu Ave Market Play Doh Food Shopping With Frozen Elsa Anna https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gItrXMKc2sc Barbie Potty Trainin' Blissa Pet Cat Play Doh Barbie Dolls Toys Review by Disney Cars Toy Club https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAPkObedsrE Music By Kevin Macleod

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Toy Dolls - Brasil 1988

Duration: 40:02
Updated: 20 Jul 2013

Entrevista no Tv MIX da Tv Gazeta - 28/04/1988 Entrevista no Programa Metropolis da Tv Cultura - 28/04/1988 Apresentação no Programa Boca Livre da Tv Cultura...

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Toy Dolls-en vivo en Obras(Argentina) 19-06-95(FULL ALBUM)

Duration: 60:21
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

en vivo obras 19-06-95 01 Orcastrated 02 Poltergeist In The Pantry 03 Back in '79 04 Taken For A Mug 05 Theme Tune 06 Fisticuffs in Frederick Street 07 Lazy ...

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The Toy Dolls - On Stage in Stuttgart - Full Album

Duration: 73:01
Updated: 01 Aug 2014

On Stage in Stuttgart is a live album by the English Punk rock band Toy Dolls, recorded during their two concerts in 1999 in Stuttgart and Frankfurt, Germany...

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REAL Haunted Toy Doll Possessed Caught on Tape! CREEPY!

Duration: 44:05
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

This creepy doll is the REAL deal and is Haunted and Possessed by a possibly a ghost or even a demon! was recently sent to me by one of our viewers, join us live tonight as we attempt to document this Haunted Possessed Toy Doll and see if paranormal activity is caught on tape! The Haunted Doll provoked extreme uneasiness in our fellow livescifi.tv family member, bad luck, the feeling of being watched and strange ghostly sounds would seem to emanate from it. Please join the livescifi.tv family and subscribe!

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The Toy Dolls LIVE Poland Gdynia

Duration: 43:08
Updated: 12 Jul 2014

Koncert Toy Dolls w Polsce (Klub Ucho, Gdynia) jak to z przodu - "trochę trzęsło", ale jakość znośna :D www.toydolls.fan.pl.

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The Toy Dolls - Le Bataclan, Paris 25th May 2014 whole concert FOH

Duration: 78:11
Updated: 15 Oct 2014

The whole set of The Toy Dolls rom the recent French tour. Shot from front of house, raw and uncut. Olga - Guitar and Vocals Tommy Goober - Bass The Amazing Mr. Duncan - Drums Check www.thetoydolls.com for concert and festival announcements and updates! This video is copyright control (ie please don't take it and put it on your own site, thanks!)

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TOY DOLLS OUR LAST DVD

Duration: 76:36
Updated: 31 Jan 2014

Takto sme ich videli aj v MMC

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TOY DOLLS SWEDEN 5JUNE1993

Duration: 58:03
Updated: 02 Sep 2014

for those toy dolls fanatics(like myself) who just have to have everything by them, hope you enjoy and if so leave a comment please :) I can't take credit fo...

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Disney Princess Dolls - Miss World Pageant ft. Elsa, Anna and Cinderella! Engish Mini Movie 2014!

Duration: 22:23
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Disney Princess Dolls - Miss World Pageant ft. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella and Aurora! Engish Mini Movie Watch the Disney Princesses compete in the Disney Princes...

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Toy Dolls concert at Effenaar in Eindhoven 03-10-2012 (Full concert!)

Duration: 52:59
Updated: 26 Jul 2014

I was on Toy Dolls after 13 years again! I totaly forgotten their songs, but after the first chords everything come back in my mind! I feelt real good myself...

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Toy Dolls Video Compilation

Duration: 42:42
Updated: 12 Aug 2013

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Play Doh Disney Princess Toy Dolls Frozen Elsa Playdough Dress Hasbro

Duration: 64:21
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Play Doh Disney Princess Dolls Frozen Princess Elsa Playdough Dress Hasbro Toys http://www.youtube.com/user/UnboxingSurpriseEgg Unboxing Surprise eggs: Kinde...

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Tutorial Efecto Toy Dolls

Duration: 22:50
Updated: 03 Oct 2013

Aqui os dejo un pequeño adelanto de aproximadamente 20mn para que probeis el tutorial efecto Toy Dolls realizado por www.estudiofotografiacreativa.com Pueden adquirir el tutorial completo en el siguiente enlace (incluye material): http://estudiofotografiacreativa.com/index.php/tutorial-efecto-toy-dolls/

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Toy Dolls - Dusseldorf 29 03 2005

Duration: 67:12
Updated: 18 Jul 2014

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Forensic experts examine the car believed to have been used as the escape vehicle by gunmen who attacked the French satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo's office, in Paris, France, Wednesday, Jan. 7, 2015.

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Attackers at French newspaper seen as trained Islamist fighters

Reuters

07 Jan 2015

* Attackers appeared well prepared and trained. * Unidentified gunmen still at large despite nationwide alert. By Nicholas Vinocur. PARIS, Jan 7 (Reuters) - The black-clad gunmen who stormed the Paris office of satirical weekly Charlie Hebdo on Wednesday spoke perfect French and acted like trained Islamist commandos, shooting victims in an apparently well-prepared attack ... ATTACKERS AT LARGE. The attack began shortly after 11.30 a.m....

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Police officers and rescue workers gather at the scene after gunmen stormed a French newspaper, killing at least 12 people, in Paris, Wednesday, Jan. 7, 2015. Masked gunmen shouting "Allahu akbar!" stormed the Paris offices of the satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo, killing 12 people.

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Charlie Hebdo: Paris shooting suspects identified as France mourns massacre victims

Belfast Telegraph

08 Jan 2015

One suspect sought in the deadly shooting at a French satirical paper has turned himself in, as police hunt for two heavily armed men with possible links to al Qaida. They are wanted over the military-style, methodical killing of 12 people at the office of a satirical newspaper that caricatured the Prophet Muhammad ... She did not offer details on his relationship with the brothers ... It was not immediately clear who lived there ... 7, 2015 ... new....

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French police released photos of the Kouachi brothers - Cherif Kouachi (L) and Said Kouachi (R)

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French hunt for 2 in attack on paper; Paris mourns victims

Stars and Stripes

08 Jan 2015

PARIS — With tensions high across Paris, French authorities hunted Thursday for two heavily armed brothers they feared would strike again after the methodical killing of 12 people at a satirical newspaper that caricatured the Prophet Muhammad. France's prime minister said the possibility of a new attack "is our main concern" and announced several overnight arrests as the country began a day of national mourning ... ___ ...  . ....

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French President Francois Hollande, center, flanked with security forces gestures, as he arrives outside the French satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo's office, in Paris, Wednesday, Jan. 7, 2015.

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Charlie Hebdo massacre: France 'a nation in shock' as Paris gun attack leaves 12 dead and four critically injured

Belfast Telegraph

07 Jan 2015

President Francois Hollande has described France as 'a nation in shock' following the deaths of twelve people in a terrorist gun attack at the headquarters of the satirical magazine Charlie Hedbo in Paris. Shocking footage has emerged showing the terrorists killing an injured police officer lying on the ground by shooting him in the head ... Others escaped to the building's roof where they filmed the horrific attack ... He said ... He said ... new ... ....

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Tara Reid seen at Sharknado 2: The Second One" at Regal Cinema at L.A. Live Theatre on Thursday, August 21, 2014 in Los Angeles, California.

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Tara Reid Goes Bowling Shirtless In Tribute To ‘Big Lebowski,’ Film That Started Her Career

The Inquisitr

08 Jan 2015

And as usual, the latest Tara Reid Instagram appears calculated to generate as much press as possible, because in the photo, she wears as little as possible. Specifically, this time around, the 39-yera-old Reid was photographed — in amateurish, blurry fashion — in a bowling alley, holding a ball and wearing a bra, but no shirt. And she captioned one of the two January 7 photos, “#bunnylebowski just got a strike.” ... ....

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You're So Excited... But it's Your Nap Time (Sung to the Pointer Sisters Song)>

Huffington Post

05 Jan 2015

Does your little one ever skip a nap? Perhaps she is too hopped up on sugar? Or maybe his schedule is all thrown off -- because today is a holiday, a weekend or a day of the week that ends in "Y"? (Um, yeah.). As I sit here willing BOTH of my kids to get some necessary quiet time (for their sake, and well, mine), I've come up with the following song ... enjoy!. You're so excited! ... I know. I know ... get ... You need to put your toys and dolls away....

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12 Ordinary People Whose Lives Can Inspire Us In 2015>

Huffington Post

05 Jan 2015

Looking back on some of the individuals profiled in our "Go Givers" series last year, here are 12 lessons we all can take from them and apply to our own lives in 2015 ... When U.S ... Stand up for what you believe in ... Together they designed a set of toy dolls modeled after famous women in the sciences, and included interactive game components to teach young girls about the women's stories and inspire them to follow their own paths as well....

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New law spells end for many small Spanish businesses

Detroit news

02 Jan 2015

Madrid – — The resplendent Christmas display of dolls and teddy bears in the window of the Asi toy store is a hallmark of the holiday season on Madrid’s Gran Via, one of the Spanish capital’s busiest shopping streets ... The store became one of the city’s best-known places to shop, with generations of children marveling at its hand-made, cuddly toys and dolls....

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In the Astrakhan Region Police Santa Claus wished Happy New Year to children from large families (The Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation)

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01 Jan 2015

(Source. The Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation) 31 December 2014 11.50 ... In late December, Santa Claus driving a patrol car became for many locals one of the symbols of the holiday ... The children received toys, dolls, cars, sweets and fruits ... action, astrakhan region. distributed by....

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New law spells end for many small Spanish businesses>

San Francisco Chronicle

30 Dec 2014

MADRID (AP) — The resplendent Christmas display of dolls and teddy bears in the window of the Asi toy ... The store became one of the city's best-known places to shop, with generations of children marveling at its hand-made, cuddly toys and dolls....

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>New law spells end for many small Spanish businesses

Seattle Post

30 Dec 2014

MADRID (AP) — The resplendent Christmas display of dolls and teddy bears in the window of the Asi toy store is a hallmark of the holiday season on Madrid's Gran Via, one of the Spanish capital's busiest shopping streets ... The store became one of the city's best-known places to shop, with generations of children marveling at its hand-made, cuddly toys and dolls....

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New law spells end for many small Spanish businesses, and local history, as rent controls stop

Fox News

30 Dec 2014

MADRID –  The resplendent Christmas display of dolls and teddy bears in the window of the Asi toy store is a hallmark of the holiday season on Madrid's Gran Via, one of the Spanish capital's busiest shopping streets ... The store became one of the city's best-known places to shop, with generations of children marveling at its hand-made, cuddly toys and dolls....

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GDF SUEZ Foundation partners Un Autre Noël at the Musée du Quai Branly (GDF SUEZ SA)

noodls

26 Dec 2014

Throughout the day on Friday, December 26, children are invited to donate their toys to refugee children in the Democratic Republic of Congo. From construction kits to cuddly toys, dolls and balls, every kind of toy in good condition is welcome ... Launched in 2006, this initiative has attracted more than 13,500 people over the last 8 years, and collected more than 16,000 toys....

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Zoe’s Dolls delivers toys and smiles to toddlers

The Miami Herald

23 Dec 2014

Laughter and squeals of excitement filled a day care center in Miami Gardens on Monday after another successful donation of baby and toy dolls courtesy of Zoe’s Dolls. The organization was started three years ago by Zoe Terry, who is now 8, and her mother Nakia Bowling when Zoe told her mother that she didn’t see a lot of dolls for girls that represented African-Americans, Hispanics and other minority groups....

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The biggest gift of all for this North Raleigh church? Giving to others

The News & Observer

23 Dec 2014

RALEIGH — Michelle and Chris Keown used to send Christmas cards to relatives and friends. The couple’s young children made wish lists filled with toys and dolls. But the holidays have changed for the Keowns ... “We still honor Christmas,” Michelle Keown said. “It just looks a little bit different ... Change at home ... But the bulk of money their parents would have spent on toys will sponsor a little girl in Haiti....

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Trading Standards warning about dangerous chemicals in toy dolls (Coventry City Council)

noodls

22 Dec 2014

Centsa Press Release - Dangerous chemicals in toy dolls ... The findings were worrying, with 20% of the dolls purchased found not to comply with the Toys (Safety) Regulations 2011 because of the presence of these chemicals in excess of legal limits. Twenty toy dolls made of plastic or with plastic parts, each costing as little as 99p, were purchased and tested ... Seven of the dolls also failed to meet toy safety labelling requirements....

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Public protection team warns about dangerous chemicals in toy dolls (Shropshire Council)

noodls

22 Dec 2014

The findings were worrying, with 20% of the dolls purchased found not to comply with the Toys (Safety) Regulations 2011 because of the presence of these chemicals in excess of legal limits. 22 dolls made of plastic or with plastic parts, each costing as little as 99p, were purchased and tested ... Seven of the dolls also failed to meet toy safety labelling requirements....

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Brighten your home this Yuletide!

Deccan Herald

18 Dec 2014

DECEMBER Décor It is the season of guests, gifts and goodies. This Christmas, A Dyuti suggests some wonderful ideas to liven up your home to blend i. The festive season is here. And don’t let it catch you unawares ... Step one. First de-clutter the house ... Other themes could be toys/dolls/stuffed toys, nativity scenes, angels, winter/snow theme ... Arrange gift-boxes, toy-trains and teddies around the tree at the bottom, on the mat/ skirt ... ....

Top Toy Dolls, Her With A Hoover

My mates warned me long ago
She will make you blue oo oo
they said you've been had
Untidy tart they told me so
the home that I once knew oo oo
was a filthy floozys pad
ONE MORE, TWO MORE
Fleas on the bedroom floor
No ones ever seen her, with a vacuum cleaner
THREE MORE, FOUR MORE
Mice unite at the kitchen door
IT WERN'T NO ROTTEN RUMOUR,
HE COULD NEVER MOVE HER
and I never saw her with a hoover.
Ide fell for a hag from Hell
she wernt the one to woo oo oo
In my new hovel.
ONE MORE....
She's nicked off, I'm in a spin
the first thing I shall do oo oo
is plug the hoover in.

Top Toy Dolls, She'll Be Back With Keith Someday

I can't stop moping - I can't stop crying
I just ain't coping - don't feel like trying
"Don't ditch me," I cry, but this is her reply
She said "Oi mush, you've got the push goodbye!"
Some days, she said they're through, I always knew she'd leave again
Some days, she lied through her teeth, she'll be back with Keith some day
My heart is broken - jilted she blew me out
A mug once again, He's been dumped there's no doubt that
She's gone I'm alone, I must be off my head
Guess I should have known, she's keeping Keith instead

Top Toy Dolls, Rupert The Bear

There's a little bear on the loose
* he's a lot of fun
children everywhere are gonna love him a lot
he's their #1
* told them about the things that he's done
and he's going to share all of his music with them
Rupert, Rupert the Bear
everybody say his name
Rupert, Rupert the Bear
everybody come and join

Top Toy Dolls, You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs

Oh I never sneeze when you're around,
and you never think I have a cold,
but when I'm all alone I I Ityshoo I need,
you and a box of handkerchiefs...
My nose never runs when you're around,
and you never think I have the flu,
but when I really do I I Ityshoo I need,
you and a box of handkerchiefs...
I catch a cold easy
when I'm feeling sneezy,
what I really need's a box of handkerchiefs to please me
It's you I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs...
Everytime I go out I get the flu,
I'm okay one minute then I start sneezing again,
I sneeze here I sneeze there I'm always sneezing everywhere...
Oh I never sniff when you're around,
and you never think I'm really ill,
oh but I tell you still I I Ityshoo I need,

Top Toy Dolls, She Goes To Finos

Every night I know that she goes to Finos,
and every night I know that she see's him
Every night she holds him tight at Finos
and everynight it's alright for him...
and she goes... La la la la la la la to Finos
yes she goes... la la la la la la la with him,
and she goes... La la la la la la la to Finos
yes she goes... la la la la la la la...
Every night I try to get into Finos
and every night they just won't let me in,
and everynight I watch him meet her at Finos
and every night it's alright for him...
One of these nights I'm gonna get into Finos
and one of this nights I'm gonna make her see me,
and every night I'm gonna get into Finos

Top Toy Dolls, We're Mad

Insanity is everywhere,
it's a pity it's everywhere we go... we're mad John,
sirens are wailing everywhere,
wars underway...
Down comes a bomb from the sky to the ground,
the score's two one it's the enemy's round,
but we'll all be dead coz the whole world's gone...
HELLBOUND!
We're Mad... ca ca ca crazee,
We're Mad... la la la looneys too,
We're Mad... ca ca ca crazee,
Ca ca ca crazee now... Lookout!
Ten thousand soldiers everywhere,
guns on their shoulders everywhere they go... they're mad John!
always a battle everywhere,
madness again Hey!
The wives back home looking after baby,
cry when they see that on the T.V.
their love's been shot, but tonight they made,
HISTORY...
Down comes a bomb from the sky to the ground,
the score's two one it's the enemy's round,
but we'll all be dead coz the whole world's gone...
HELLBOUND!
We are mad it's clear again, that it will always be the same,
it's a fact but really is a shame, that we're Mad Mad Mad Mad

Top Toy Dolls, We're 21 Today

Were 21 Today, 21 Today
We've got the key to the door
never been 21 before
Father says we can do as we like
Mother says the same
We're a bunch o'weirdos

Top Toy Dolls, The Ashbrooke Launderette.... You'll Stink, Your Clothes Shrink, Your White'sll Be As Black As Ink

I didn't have a spin dryer so I had to go
he didn't have a spin dryer so he had to go
with his dirty socks and undies o, o, o, o, oh
to the cleaners on the corner, but how was I to know
they'de be more dirty at 3:30 oooooh
Rub a dub a dub dub we wash and scrub
we wash your laundry,
Rub a dub a dub dub we wash your laundry..
They say my clothes are cleaner
but I'm not a lunatic
they should be shot they have not got
Per-sil Auto-matic
Rub a dub a dub rub a dub a dub dub...
So many things go missing at the Ashbrooke Launderette
so many things go missing at the Ashbrooke Launderette
the clothes that you have left dirty and wet
So if you want some washing done
d, d, d, d, don't forget,
you'll suffer at the Ashbrooke Lauderette...
You'll stink, your clothes shrink
your white'sll be as black as ink
your best red jumper turns to pink
all crumpled up and wet
We've been, have you been
to get your dirty washing clean
Are you clean you couldn't have been

Top Toy Dolls, Silly Billy

Billy's confused he's been abused,
Billy's bemused with Barbara,
she went with Billy but he's so silly
she's finished with him now.
All the wedding plans have gone down the drain
will Billy ever see Babs again?
He's a silly Billy,
why can't Billy not see?
that Babs is just a slag she's a dirty bag
she just wants his willy
but poor Billy can't see
that she's a trollop & he's a silly Billy
Babs is back she's got the knack
knows how to wrap him round her finger
her little finger
a kiss and a cuddle now Billy's in a muddle
coz Babs has gone again
Now what's gonna happen to the honeymoon?

Top Toy Dolls, She's A Worky Ticket

She's a worky ticket I bought her a King cone
and she woudn't lick it
she wanted the chocolate one but when I got there
they'd all gone.
yeah she's a worky ticket everywhere we go
Worky ticket
leaves me standing in the rain
and freezin in the snow
Worky ticket everywhere we go
Worky ticket, worky ticket...
sent me up the pub for 20 L and B
but when I got back all she did was yell at me
she was sittin watchin Charles Dichens on the box
what's that funny smell ya better go and wash yer socks
I couldn't bear it could not take it any more
grabbed me coat and me hat and slipped out of the door
She's a little worky ticket I bought her a watch and
she wouldn't fit it
I fixed if meself, it smashed upon the shelf

Top Toy Dolls, She's A Leech

She looks so grand a one night stand maybe
I took my chance I said "let's dance baby"
How was he to know, she would never let him go
Back at my place, in an embrace, we were
And stuck together I could never leave her
If he only knew, he'd fallen for a tube o' super glue
She's a leech - she's my shadow, she won't let go, NA NA NA NA
She's a leech - she's schizophrenic, she's magnetic, NA NA NA NA, stuck on me
Life's been hell since she got welded to me
I go nowhere unless she's there, ooeee
Can't escape this one, skintight fatal attraction
she sucked me dry
Twas fortunate when my best mate wooed her
He's a blockhead he's been bonded to her

Top Toy Dolls, I'm A Lonely Bastard

Nobody loves me, nobody cares
Nobody invites me to the party - we don't want him there
Introverted, we stay
Sittin all alone his night is so sad - he ain't got no mates
Don't say a word, don't say a word, don't say a word to me
My oh my, I just don't know why,
Tell me why, oh why I'm a lonesome guy
Down they point everyone stares
I'm a lonely bastard there's
Nowt more, nowt more lonely than me
Nowt more, nowt more lonely than me
Nobody calls me nobody phones
Nobody ever sends a postcard to me - I'm always alone

Top Toy Dolls, Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be But Was She There To Meet Me? No Chance

She was at a party I was stuck at home
I was not invited so she went on her own
I will not be long now this is what she said
I'm stood waiting for her I must be off my head
Queen Alexandra Road is where she said she'd be
But was she there to meet me? No chance.
I was going to land her a thump when I see her you see
She's forgotten about me.
It was well past midnight she still dug the groove
I just stood there freezing I couldn't even move
She will soon get sick now want to go back home
There was no sign of her I should have known
Oh riganortis set in, I was a block of ice
I'de even missed the late film starring VincentPrice
Two o'clock she turned up, have you been waiting long?

Top Toy Dolls, Poverty Pleadin' Peter

Peter's moanin' groanin' moanin', he can't pay his rent
But we've all seen Peter's bank statement
He says he's broke, he must be joking, he's doin' fine
IT'S NO SECRET, PETE'S A LUCKY SWINE
PETER'S ON HIS WATER BED & PETER SAYS HE'S SKINT
BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT PETER'S MADE A MINT.
PETER'S PLEADIN' POVERTY, HE CAN'T FOOL ME
COZ PETER LIVES IN LUXURY, HE'S GOT...... Loadsa Money!
Peter's got nowt, he's down & out, he tells me & you
But he signs in his BMW
He's got no bread, that's what Pete said, he can't make ends meet
PETER PANICS IN HIS PENTHOUSE SUITE
WHAT COLOUR YACHT SHOULD PETER BUY? PETER CAN'T DECIDE WHICH
BUT IT'S NO PROBLEM COZ PETER'S FILTHY RICH.

Top Toy Dolls, Pot Luck Percy

I would rather be Percy, rather than me
I wanna be Percy
I would rather be Percy, rather than me
Percy's got more money, more money than me
I wish I could be Percy
I would rather be Percy rather than me...Rather than me...
We wanna be, wanna be wanna be
We all wanna be you
We all wanna be, wanna be wanna be
Percy we wanna be you
Percy says that he's no more lucky than me
How can he be serious
Percy is more lucky, more lucky than me
Percy's got more girlies, more girlies than me
I'm full o'jealousy
He could spare a girlie, one girlie for me...girlie for me...
He wins when he bets on the bandit,
He spends all night in the bingo hall
He's lucky in the bookies, & you'll always hear him call...house

Top Toy Dolls, Pot Belly Bill

The Gas supply has been cut off, the tele's on the blink
Billy stinks, he drinks & spews up in the kitchen sink
He's sick of his bleedin' life, & he's gonna smack the wife in the jaw
Billy Mrs cleans and scrubs while Billy's down the boozer
But she's had a belly full now Billy's gonna lose her
She's in her dressing gown, Billy's breaking down the bedroom door
POT... POT BELLY BILL: A Big fat dirty lout
A pig & a layabout
POT... POT BELLY BILL: A fowl gob that's never shut
A fat slob with a beer gut.
POT POT POT BELLY BILL
He's such a hog at tea time, he shovels down his grub
He burps & makes rude noises, then he nicks off down the pub
Between you & me, & Billy's Mrs will agree, he's a swine
It's closing time at the local, & he stumbles out the bar
The drunken lump forgets to switch the lights on in his car
But Billy is a darer, he did not see the Sierra round the bend.
1/2 an hour latter Billy's hospitalised, "Tell the wife to bring some cans in
with the grapes" He cries.

Top Toy Dolls, Poor Davey

There was Davey, there was Davey,
There was Davey, Happy Davey
His girlfriend's gone, his girlfriend's gone away, ay ay ay ay...
All he wants is a room with the stars looking down across Davey,
The sun and the moon and the sky high are just fine for poor Davey,
There's nothing left, there's nothing left,
There's nothing left to see for poor Davey...
He wants to be, he wants to be,
He wants to be alone...
Why did she love him so? Why did she have to go?
Poor Davey doesn't know, now Davey's all alone...
She did upset, she did upset,
She did upset Davey, Davey, Davey,

Top Toy Dolls, Modern School Of Motoring

If you hoo hoo want a lesson or two,
take a hint you'll pay a mint at...
Modern School, Modern School,
they always say you are doing okay,
it's not true...
Come on everybody sing Modern School of Motoring,
the best place to go if you want to crash,
you will never pass your test,
they say you will but it's a jest,
Modern School just wants your cash.
Out on the road, don't use the highway code,
not with us it's too much fuss at...
Modern School, Modern School,
Jump in and drive you're lucky to be alive,
when it's through...
When the test day, comes around they will say,
just stay cool, that's the rule of,
Modern School, Modern School,
then when you fail, they will say next time you'll sail,

Top Toy Dolls, Neville Is A Nerd

We all believed that Neville
was a f f f fine lad
but when we go to know him better
Neville drove us mad.
Neville is a bighead
Neville is a pain
Neville is a pratt without a brain
What a wally, what a burk
he sticks out like a sore thumb
he's a wally, he's a jerk
nobody can be as dumb
Neville's a hopeless case
he can never pull a bird
Neville's thick and he's got a pig face
Neville is a nutter, Neville is nerd
oh Neville is a nutter, Neville is....
Neville is a nerd.
Neville gets on your wick
Neville is a moron
Neville makes you sick
oh Neville is a Neville is a nerd
Oh Neville's wearing Aramus
and a little touch of Brut,
he thinks he will pick up a chick
in his white trendy suit,
sunglasses in the disco
Nev can't see too clear
he's such a burk, he trips and
spills his beer
Neville's nice to all the girls
but it's just a bluff
Neville thinks he's Jack the lad
but he's just a trendy puff.
He says he's been to Tenerife
and he knows Simon le Bon,
but it's a codswallop

Top Toy Dolls, My Wife's A Psychopath!

I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night
could I catch the perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?
A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild?
I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went wild
Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for me
But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony
She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not my type"
But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe...ferocoiusly
My wife's a psychopath. Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom
My wife's a psychopath.Aooeee
My wife's a psychopath.Always on the warpath
After me, mentally deranged!
I'm black & blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars
She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!
She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence
I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence...it's not for me
My wife's an psychopath...

Top Toy Dolls, My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar

God help me what can I do,
my girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo,
and he won't let me be alone with you,
oh he's a Vicar and there's nothing I can do
God help him what can he do,
his girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo,
and he won't let him be alone with you,

Top Toy Dolls, Lazy Sunday Afternoon

Wouldn't it be nice to get on with my neighbours
But they make it very clear they've got no room for ravers
Lazy sunday afternoon
I got no time to worry
I close my eyes & drift away
Here we all are sittin' in a rainbow
Cor blimy 'Allo Mrs. Jones, how's your Berts lumbago'
Diddly may...
I'll sing you a song with no words & no tune
Sing in your party while you suss out the moon
...Quiet passage
Roody Doody do, Roody doody di day
Roody Doody dum a Reedy deedy do dee
There's no one to hear me, there's nothing to say
& no one can stop me from feeling this way

Top Toy Dolls, I Tried To Trust Tracey

Ooooh, ooooo
She's a fibber
she's always telling him lies
he can't trust her
no matter how he tries
she swore to me
that I would always be the one
then she blew me out she's upt and gone
Will she ever change
she won't fib to me again
or will she stay the same way as before
I tried tried tried to trust Tracy
never trust Tracy.. she's not trustworthy
I tried.........
you shouldn't trust...
you shouldn't trust Tracy.
They both agreed she'll meet him at 9:30
she was not there
coz Tracy was with me.

Top Toy Dolls, Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??!

Bored at a party Saturday night looking at Tupperware,
in came a chick who made me quickly glad I was th there,
how could I get the courage to ask her for a date?
Twas such a task for me to ask by then it was too late
Howza bouta... Howza Bouta, oooo she drives me crazy
howza bouta, howza bouta kiss baby!
Why am I such a whimp I thought a soft and skinny puff
For me to ask a kiss from her was difficult & tough
Right that's it I decided to confront the lass,
I started shakin at the knees & tried to make a pass
I lose my bottle everytime I see a girl I like
I start talkin jibberish & she says "on yer bike"
there must be something I can do a kiss would make my day

Top Toy Dolls, In Tommy's Head

"I'm so glad" he tells me and you, "It's so sad" we know it ain't true:
Oooh, in Tommy's head
He told me, "I'm head over heels," a phoney
We know what he feels, but Tommy thought he knew:
In Tommy's head, he can't believe
" " " she had to leave
" " " he'll always yearn
" " " she will return
" I don't mind" at peace now he thinks
We ain't blind - we know what he feels - what he always dreams

Top Toy Dolls, How Do You Deal With Neal?

There's a bloke from Hereford Road
who really makes me groan,
everyday he's at the door
or on the telephone
Why can't he just go away
and leave me here alone
In the pictures in the pub
no one can ever know
just how much a pest he is
he's everywhere I go
It's not fair he's always there
everywhere I go Neal's there,
how do you deal with dddd deal with
it's not fair Neal's everywhere I go
It's not fair he's always there
everywhere I go Neal's there
how do you deal with ddd deal with Neal.
Everyday I cannot eat my grub
or drink or sleep
everyday Neal pulls up in his car
and goes beep beep
What am I supposed to do
about this bloomin creep
everyday I look outside
to see if Neal's about
everyday he's there without a doubt
It doesn't matter where I go
Neal will be there I know
Neal is not a man

Top Toy Dolls, Idle Gossip

Guess who's working on the fiddle
tell me who works on the fiddle
I'll tell you who works on the fiddle
oooo ooo Idle gossip
guess who's just come off the pill
tell me who's come off the pill
oooo ooo Idle gossip.
They must be thick, it's everywhere you go
it makes me sick, I just don't wanna know
about who's in the latest news, oh no.
everybody wants to know the rumours
everybody wants to know the scandle
Idle, idle,......... gossip.
Guess who can't pay their gas bill
tell me who can't pay the bill
I'll tell you who can't pay the bill
oooo ooo idle gossip
guess who I slept with last night
tell me where you slept last night

Top Toy Dolls, I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)

Steve is tender Steve is sweet
she'll never let him go
Steven made her life complete
That's why I hate him so
Would she ever really understand
I came to Durham all the way from Sunderland,
when I got there I could not believe
she'd gone with that trendy creep called Steve
How could she forsake me and see this puff,
is it coz of me she's had enough
everytime I rang she was not there
I'm sorry but she's out, she's out with Steve again somewhere!
She's in love with Steven, Steven
gonna get even, gonna get Steven,
then she won't love Steven, Steven
gonna get eve, gonna get Steve.
Are she and Steve really in love like she says they are
or is it just because Steven's dad lends him the car
or is it coz I'm ugly and Steven's not
or does he have something that I haven't got
I'm gonna make him black & blue
I'm gonna kick his head in

Top Toy Dolls, Geordie's Gone To Jail

He's not a thief or a burglar
he never robbed a bank
he didn't commit murder
all Geordie's bullets were blank
Set Geordie free, coz Geordie's not guilty
He's a good guy
the guy they never saw
the coppers were mistaken
Geordie never broke the law
Set Geordie free, he never shot nobody at all.
Geordie, ooooh he's the inocent party
.............. They've locked him away
.............. never shot nobody at all
.............. Geordie's gone to jail.
He never takes any drugs
(only penicilin) when he's got a headache
the fingerprint wasn't Geordie's
Geordie's never been a villan.
Set Geordie free, he never shot nobody at all.
Geordie's got a pistol
it's for self defence
but he didn't pull the trigger
he commited no offence.

Top Toy Dolls, Fred Oliver

Don't want to be Sylvester Stallone - don't push me
Nev-ever gonna star in "Home Alone"
Hamlet, MacBeth, I'm crazy for King Lear
There's nothing more exciting than reciting Shakespeare
Fred Olivier, to be or not to be
Fred Olivier, all for my equity
Don't want to go to Hollywood
I sit alone and play the wood
I quoth Othello and I feel wick
I'm the only one who understands what I speak
I tread the boards till it make me scream
But it was only a Midsummer Nights Dream,
There's more to life than a Shakespearean clone

Top Toy Dolls, Fat Bob's Feet

Fat Bob does not wash or scrub
HE'S NEVER SEEN A BATH TUB BEFORE
When will Fat Bob use the sink?
WE CAN'T FACE THE FAT BOB STINK NO MORE!
A KILLER PONG ON A GATESHEAD STREET
50 DROP DEADY... BOBBY BOBBY
QUICK QUICK QUICK IT'S FAT BOB'S FEET
THERE'S NOWT MORE DEADLY.
Fat Bob's not cleaned his socks yet
HE'S NOT BEEN TO THE LAUNDERETTE BEFORE
Spray Fat Bob's feet with fungicide
HE'S WIPED OUT TWO THIRDS OF TYNESIDE OR MORE
Tyne & Wear have got the blues
The end is nigh on the Look North news
Fat Bob's taken off his shooooooes

Top Toy Dolls, Everybody Jitterbug

Ooh you won't ever see me without a smiling face
diddle iddle I do that's coz I go
Jitterbug, jitterbug, jitterbuggin,
ooh if you're feelin lonely or you're feelin blue
just come with me I'll show you what to do...
Everybody shout HEY! everybody sing HEY!
we're all goin jitterbuggin,
everybody jitterbug.
Looking out the window baby's gone away
don't be upset it's not the end
Jitterbug, jitterbug, jitterbuggin
if you want to jitter-bug then good for you
just come with me I'll show you what to do...
Jitterbuggin meril-y all night and day
always laughin, laugh laugh laughin
jitterbug, jitterbug, jitterbuggin
if you're feelin gloomy, tired or got the flu

Top Toy Dolls, Dougy Giro

You can guess whatlife for Dougy
is like, he wakes up in the street,
No home, no bed, he says he's lucky,
That he can smile and be happy....
Dougy, Dougy, Giro,
Dougy, Dougy, Giro.
People say that he's not worthy
of clothes, that shows that they don't care,
But he does not let this get him down,
That is how Dougy stays alive....
Dougy's inside a bus shelter,
It's raining and a sight to see,
Dougy smiles he's seen a rainbow,

Top Toy Dolls, Dez The Demon Decorator

Brighten up you home, it said in the advert
All your decorating done by an expert
How the hell was I to know he's such a dirty sod
I wanted subtle shades, maybe something duller
There's paint on the chairs & the dogs a different colour
I'm the only bloke I know that does have a day-glo scullery...
Dez the demon...never coming back, he's never coming back ooeee
Dez the demon...never get a cheque, he'll never get a cheque from me
Dez the demon decorator
He split a tin o'gloss coz he's a clumsy swine
"I'll paint the carpet pink, I've got no turpentine"
Pink footprints everywhere reminding me
The neighbours came for tea & they began to frown
The wallpaper was cock-eyed, flowers upside down
What the flippen 'ecks that decorating clown done now...
Dez the demons deed is done, my house is an eye-sore
Bumps & Lumps in the wallpaper, paint splashed on the floor
I won't be calling Dez the demon, won't be calling Dez the demon

Top Toy Dolls, Deidrie's A Slag

First of all there was Ray
he went with Deidrie yeh Ray
thought that he was the bee's knee
but now he's left her and she's pleased
and just incase you meet
Deidrie down Coronation Street
she's a slag.
everybody sing... Deidrie's a slag
slag slag slag
Deidrie's a slag
big ugly slag
yeh Deidrie's a slag.
Mike Baldwin came like a flash
he had a Jag U ar and cash
Ken saw them at the flicks that night
neckin on he squeezed her tight
and just in case you meet
Deidrie down Coronation Street
she's a slag...
Ken was next said I love you
why all the o-ther blokes too
Deidrie said what's it got to do with you
it's up to me what I do
and just in case you meet
Deidrie down Coronation Street

Top Toy Dolls, Davey's Took The Plunge

Davey's life has changed dramatically, now
We warned him but the daft puff couldn't see
Jack the Lad, but he's lost his credibility now
He's took the plunge now he lives in misery
DAVEYYYYYYYYY Had no choice when the vicar's voice put him on the spot
DAVEYYYYYYYYY Davey's got hitched, Davey's been stitched up, Dave's a clot
Davey's not the Davey that I knew, now
He stays at home with the Mrs, & he never goes out
Davey does what she tells him to do, now
SHE'S A BAG that nags, it's about time he gave her a clout
Davey's anniversary is due now
His face is as long as the river Nile
Davey will not admit that it's true, now

Top Toy Dolls, Carol Dodds Is Pregnant

Carol Dodds ahooo is a girl,
she was always happ
ee but now it's crap for her she's met Keith,
Carol Dodds ahooo's in a whirl,
she thinks Keith is good,
but I knew he would leave herrrrrrrrr
She is getting fat her belly's got a lump in it,
Keith must have done that, you never see him now,
poor Carol does beg Keith back coz she's preg
nant Carol Dodds is preeeeeeegnant...
Carol Dodds ahoo's getting sick,
she does want Keith much,
even just to touch him would make her feel good,
Carol Dodds ahoo needs love quick,
she just wants to be,
next to Keith you see to satisfy herrrrrrrrr...
Carol Dodds ahoo misses Keith,
she's finding it tough,
though Keith is a scruff she loves him madly,
Carol Dodds ahoo's lost belief,
she told him she's pregnant,

Top Toy Dolls, Blue Suede Shoes

Well it's one for the money, two for the show,
Three to get ready now go cat go,
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes,

Top Toy Dolls, Blaze Of The Borough

Jimmy's running short o' cash, the bar takings have took a crash
Jimmy can't think what to do, the bills in from the local breweryyyy Oi!
Jim's a nutcase round the twist, Jimmy is an arsenist
Jimmy thinks nowt of the cost & sets alight to his own hosterlryyyyy
FLAMES GROW HIGH, IN THE BLAZE OF THE BOROUGH
JIMMY FRIED. IN THE BLAZE OF THE BOROUGH
THE BLAZE OF THE BOROUGH
HEY!
Windows cracked & bottles broke, the bar & lounge were full o' smoke
Things would soon look bright n' sunny when Jim claims the insurance money back
Oi! Jimmy's a crackpot, he forgot, he was trapped inside, the clot
A ring of flames with Jimmy in the middle, he'd cocked up his insurance fiddleoo
FLAMES GROW HIGH. flames grow high, IN THE BOROUGH OHHHHH

Top Toy Dolls, Bare Faced Cheek

You got me outa my head
coz I'm not h, h, h, hunky
you're driving me insane
coz I'm not f, f, funky
well it's a bare faced cheek
calling me a skinny freak
it's a bare faced cheek
you say I'm a skinny punk

Top Toy Dolls, Back In '79

Just like we had ffffeared, the mates we had have all dissapeared
Nicky, Flip, Paul, Fat Bob and Ted, they all done a bunk & all got wed
OUT WITH THE LADS FOR A LAUGH AND A BEER, THOSE DAYS ARE NO LONGER 'ERE
WITH A LUMP IN YER THROAT & A SHIVER DOWN YER SPINE
THEY'RE THE MEMORIES OF 1979
WOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S WHERE WE WANNA BE
1979
WOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S WHERE WE WANNA BE
BACK IN '79
Flip a punk sssuddenly aged, he sold his leather jacket just to get engaged
Bobby was a skinhead, but Bobby's hair grew, all for a bird who made him bbblue
WE NEVER THOUGHT WE'DE SEE THE DAY, TEDDY WITH A MRS IN THE FAMILY WAY
OH WHAT WENT WRONG? THINGS WERE JUST FINE,
SO TAKE ME BACK TO 1979
Freddie was a free bloke fffull o' life, now Freddie is a bag o' misery with a wife
Everynight George hit the town, by 8'o clock now he's in his dressing gown
THEY AIN'T THE LADS WE KNEW BEFORE, YOU DON'T SEE THEM DOWN THE PUB NO MORE

Top Toy Dolls, Anniversary Waltz

May I always listen to the anniversary waltz with you
Is this just a dream come true
an anniversary wish for you
May this be the answer to all future years
millions of heartaches and a few little tears.

Top Toy Dolls, Alecs Gone

Out in the courtyard, cold & it's so hard
Now Betty's crying, she wants to die
Coz it's over, die, but she...
Knows that her grieving, it's not achieving
What Bet's believing, he will return
Alecs gone, Alecs gone, Alecs gone
Alecs gone, Alecs gone, Alecs gone
Away oo oo oo gone away oo oo ooo
Down in The Rovers, Bet can't get over
What he said to her, he will return
Alecs gone...
He's gone, done a bunk
Betty's still dreaming, inside she's screaming
Out for the day that he will return

Top Toy Dolls, Alec's Back

He'll never know why he let Betty go
through the tears, he threw the years away, oh
So long ago and he still needs her so
Alec's back oh, but Betty's gone
And I'm so blue, and I can't see
What I can do, Betty.
Dark and its cold with no Betty to hold
In the Rovers, its all over now, oh
Too late to know, if she still needs him so
Alec's back oh, but Betty's gone
And I'm so blue
and I can't see
what I can do Betty
and I'm so blue...
Alec's come home but Alec's still alone
No pretending it's the ending now, oh
We'll never know more of this tale of woe
coz Alec's back oh, but Betty's gone

Top Toy Dolls, A. Diamond

Good morning Britain.....
Nobody can believe what the sun's gonna be.....
A married chap....
been having it off with Annie now Annie's feeling crap..
cause Annie's been left in the craaaa
She doesn't care...
cause Annie's been putting herself about everywhere
We all agree... Annie is a scrubber get her of the T.V.
Russel Grant and Jimmy Grieves and Gorden Honycombe
Nick Kelly they all agree send Annie back home...
Annie, Annie, get the dodgy boiler off the T.V.
Annie, Annie, now we're not fond of Annie Diamond
get her off, get her off.... of the T.V.
We're really sick....
Annie was a canny lass and now she's up the stick
We couldn't tell....
but now we can we know that Annie's a dirty Jezabel
Russel Grant and Jimmy Grieves....
She used to have a thousand fans that really used to spoil her
until they found out that Anne's a dodgy boiler...

Top Toy Dolls, Alfie From The Bronx

Alfie, can see
Johnny and Freddie outside the Bronx
and he, will be
happy with this memory
And it's all echoes, where Alfie goes
the Bronx is in his head
Alfie's home is through, the life he knew
has all gone down... with the Bronx
Alfie, sadly
misses the only true friends that he had
now he, can't see
himself ever being happy
Alfie's home in the Bronx
he belongs in the Bronx
Alfie, now he
Johnny and Freddie remember the Bronx
and the family

Top Toy Dolls, When You're Jimmy Saville

Jimmy lives his life for charity
Jimmy's got no wife just an O.B.E.
Everybody depends on Jimmy
Jimmy's getting a little cheesed off
Jimmy reckons they've all enough
If they want Jim it's tough
Coz when you're Jimmy Saville
Woooooo
Everybody thinks yer brill
Think yer brill
But Jim'll Fix It's to be done
Woooooo
Then that bleedin' Great North Run
The Great North Run
No it's never too much fun for James
Jimmy does get up at 4:30
But Jimmy does not get time for breaky
He's not complaining, Jimmy's training
Somebody's sponsoring Jim again
So Jimmy bites his tongue & counts to ten
"Oh stuff this" Jimmy snarles
Coz when you're Jimmy Saville...
For James there's no time off, Jimmy's in deep
For James there ain't no sleep
When you're...
Jimmy, Jimmy Saville oo oo Jimmy Saville
Jimmy Saville

Top Toy Dolls, What She Had With Huey

Yesterday, Huey's lips were smiling
Yesterday, when Huey was around
She would never have no fear
when she knew Huey was ere'
She still hears the sound...
Yesterday, Huey's voice a calling
Yesterday, Help me Huey cries
The day that Huey dies.
When the night grows cold and the wind blows cruelly A HA
then bitting lonely chill goes through me
And it feels so bad, so sad that OOEEE A HA
Shes never gonna have what she had with Huey.
Yesterday, She & Huey laughing
Yesterday, a life with Huey's charms
a life in Huey's arms
and the night grows cold...
Yesterday, Huey's heart was beating
Yesterday, she still had Huey
Yesterday, she will keep repeating
Yesterday, 'Bring Huey back to me'
'Bring me back Huey'

Top Toy Dolls, We Quit The Cavalry

We fight fot the Queen & country & we're back here again
OVER THE HILLS TO THE BATTLEFIELD 10 THOUSAND MARCHING MEN
We never say surrender butnow we must admit
SHOVE THE ROTTEN REGEMENT WE'RE OFF ON A MOONLIGHT FLIT
HO TALLY HO! THE BATTLE CRY OH! WE'RE OFF DOWN THE PUB
HO TALLY HO! A PINT & DECENT GRUB.
Down in the valley we can see
THE MEN MARCHING FOR VICTORY
We'll skip the blood on the battlefield
STUUF ALL THE BRAVERY... COZ WE QUIT THE CAVALRY.
We're shot injured & wounded, they call us men of war
IT'S TOO NOISY & DIRTY & WE CAN'T TAKE NO MORE
No bath or battlefield shower & people say we're brave
BUT NOW WE'RE GONNA DO A BUNK FOR A DECENT WASH N' SHAVE
HO TALLY HO!....
SHOOT DON'T SHOOT This is not the life for me
SHOOT DON'T SHOOT It's not my cup o' tea.

Top Toy Dolls, A Bunch O'Fairies

Kick his head, smash his face & do a bunk with his brief case
Shoplifting for a lark, walk on the grass in the park
In the restaurant loads o' nosh, stuff yer face & leave no dosh
We are skint but we're alright, a different burglary each night
NO LITTLE BLUE LIGHT, THERE'S NOT A COPPER IN SIGHT NO MORE..
You can commit any crime you please
YOU WON'T GET NICKED IN SUNDERLAND, THE COPPERS ARE SOFTIES
They hide when there's a thief or rogue at large
WHEN THEY GET HIT THEY RUN & TELL THE SARGE... A BUNCH O' FAIRIES
Rob a bank, get some bread or be a pickpocket instead
A torch a swag bag with a crow bar, gettaway in a stolen car
Break in to the town hall, spray graffiti on the wall
If you're drunk and disorderly, then Sunderland's the place to be
YOU WON'T GET ME, DOWN WERSIDE CONTABULARY
Run Buck naked in the street, there ain't a bobby on the beat
Raid the local jewellery store, no one to stop you break the law

Top Toy Dolls, Please Release Me / "Darling I Loathe You"

When I met you, I thought how sweet,
My lonely life would now be complete
If only I knew, have I no brain?
You're a two faced tramp, driving me insane.
[Chorus:]
Dearest darling, I leave this note for you
A love letter with sincerity
Dearest darling, I leave this note for you
Get out o'my life, get out o'my life
Coz I...loathe you
You smiled at me, she smiled at him
My heart melted, his heart melted
This was the real thing, this was the real thing
I'm besotted, he's besotted
What a nincompoop, you're the devil in a frock
I'm a naive nugget, and you made me a laughing stock
[Chorus]
[Guitar Time / Chorus].

Top Toy Dolls, Turtle Crazy

I've got a little brother his christian name is Sid,
Ever since he saw the turtles he's flipped his lid.
He's always scoffing pizzas just like Leonardo,
Donatello Raphael and Michaelangelo
Turtles, Turtles...
He loves the Teenage Turtles he's collecting all their stuff,
T-shirts, books and badges he can never get enough.
Spending every penny on all that he can find
If it has a turtle on, he's going out of his mind....
Turtle crazy, he's turtle mad,
The turtles they have taken away the little bit sense he had,
In a turtle outfit you really have to laugh,
He wears it every night and day and even in the bath.
He's acting like a madman, he's acting like a clown,
The Teenage Mutant Turtles are coming to our town.
He bought a plastic Turtle to keep up with the trend,
He dropped it down the toilet now he's going round the bend....
Tutles on his dressing gown and on the bedroom wall,
Turtles on his vest and his underpants and all....
Turtle crazy, he's Turtle mad,
The turtles they have taken away the little bit sense he had.
In a turtle outfit you really have to laugh,

Top Toy Dolls, The Psychosurgery

I'd have a hysterectomy, I'd have a blood transfusion
I'd even have a vasectomy, with no trousers on
Spend a month in the infirmary, operate on me night & day
But my dentures disappear everytime I hear them say
Psycho, psychosurgery
Let me out, Let me out
Dumped in the dentists chair
Psyiiicho surgery, psiiicho surgery
Let me out, Let me out
I'm in agony, I must be dumb, I should'na come
To the psychosurger, psychosurgery
I'd have a leg amputated, you can pull my appendix out
Fix a foot that's dislocated, I'll say I felt nowt
Acupuncture ain't no problem, bravery's my middle name
But I just can't face that lang filling place again
Psycho, psychosurgery
I'll never set foot down that dental nutters lane...again

Top Toy Dolls, Melancholy Margaret

Nobby was a soldier, a life in the Army
Margarets back home alone waiting suspiciously
She can't hide the misery, the upset & despair
When she found out Nobby had been having it off elsewhere
There's Eric & there's Robby & there's Derrick & there's Bobby
They gave her the elbow
There's Harry & there's Willy & there's Barry & there's Billy also
Whose that then?
Woe is me, I'm melancholy Margaret, I fret coz they leave me
God help me I'm melancholy. Snurree?!
Tommy was a driver he worked on the buses
"I've got some overtime to do" this is what he says
But Margaret wasn't having it, she searched high & low
But Tommy's gone he's neckin' on in the back of the bus depot
There's Ronnie & there's Kenny & there's Donny & there's Denny
they gave her the elbow.
There's Ronnie & there's Timmy & there's Micky & there's Jimmy also
Whose that then?
Woe is me...

Top Toy Dolls, Livin' On Newton Hall

A thousand streets of 2 bedroom semis
We always dreamed that we,d have one o'these
Oh what a pity they were built by Wimpey's
That common lot drove us round the bend
so we moved up to Durham's posh end
The likes of us don't need no council dives
This is the sound of our sorry lives
Livin' on newt on hall, Livin' on newt on hall
Where would we beif not here
Livin' on newt on hall, Livin on newt on hall
Where would we beif not here now.
Oi! Look what I've got, a new Mondeo
I polish it but it's only for show
I tell myself that were middle cla(r)ss
He walks around with his head up his arse
Livin' on newt on hall...
Newton Hall, Newton Hall
Newt on Hall
Gotta get away from
Newt on Hall
Right Now.
A thousand streets of shoe box semis
Its a nightmare livin' in one o'these
We never dreamed it would end up like this
This housing estate just takin' the piss
Livin' on newt on hall...

Top Toy Dolls, I've Had Enough O'Magaluf

T was only yesterday that we arrived in Palma
Ever since then our love life has been a farce
Pursued and wooed by that
sun tanned Majorca charmer
Now she thinks the sun shines
out his spanish arse
Of course I knew that somebody was
bound to meet her
but tell me why did she have to pick Charles Atlas
Is it just because coz he calls her Senorita
or did the bast ard teach her grasias?
I've had enough, I've had enough o'Magaluf,
I've had enough ooo Me Too
I know, I know
To stick around, to stick around to stick around
would make me blue
Too blue
I've had enough o Magaluf, enough o'Megaluf and you AAOO
Now everytime he walked by the swimming pool
She stared at me and said why can't I look like that
Ih what a sucker, a skinny fool,
as she sat pining for that Spanish prat.
Morning night and afternoon
She'd nick off down the blue lagoon
She was with that brionze baboon again.
Now I could see them neckin' on from the balcony
I've been a mug, I might o'know, the scheming skunks
Theres nuthin' goin' on she's conned me
Coz she had her hands inside his swimmin' trunks

Top Toy Dolls, Harry's Hands

Harry's hands are hands of mystery
Connected to all calamities
Harry's hands are hands of mystery
They're accused of all burgiaries
Harry's hands ain't what they used to be
Harry's hands can't take anymore
Harry's hands are hands of honesty
It's a tragedy
And nobody understands,that Harry's
handcuffed hands falsely accused, He's confused
They made Harry's life hell, locked Harry in a cell
And put the blame, they put the blame on...
Harry's hands oo oo Harry's hands oo oo
Harry's hands ain't what they were before
The coppers call Harry a criminal
Honest Harry, he never broke the law
It's a tragedy
Judge:"Harold Hands, you are an habitual criminal,
I therefore sentence you to 125 years imprisonment"

Top Toy Dolls, H.O.

Oh I can't forget a girl I knew
H.O.'s her name, I bet
there's no one else to blame
for I used to be an easy going man
but now I'm the one of the millions
that she's made feel the same
Oh she's a stick of dynamite
she will go go go
and if you meet her one fine night
you'll know......that
H.O. I told you so
when she gets a hold of you
she never lets go
H.O. your mind will blow
destroy the human race
H.O. I told you so
when she gets a hold of you
she never lets go
H.O.H.O.H.O.
Oh she is going to rule the world
H.O.'s got
the determination and power in her hands
so look out for a blue flash in the sky
blue baby
haleys comet hasn't got a look in now
Oh I am warning you stay clear of
H.O.'s electric danger
to the like of you and me
I've been frightened to do what I say
you'd better lock your door

Top Toy Dolls, Fisticuffs In Frederick Street

Frederick Street was on the news tonight
outside Fosters club had been a fight
and everytime you go to dig the beat
you will hear a yelp and somebody shouting for help...
Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's down there?
who's down there?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's down there?
who's down there?
in the fisticuffs in Frederick Street
I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be, you don't wanna be,
we don't wanna be there..
Fosters club was full up to the brim
everybody risking life and limb
and just to go and pose at the disco
but posing wasn't easy and the D.J.
he got queasy, blow by blow...
Everything's silent on Frederick Street
a lonely policeman walks the beat...
before long everybody'll know
that Fosters club is not the place to go
unless you want your head kicking in

Top Toy Dolls, Do You Want To Finish Or What?

If you're down and you're sick,
and you want her out quick,
but you don't know the trick what to do,
she'll be laughing at you,
if you don't have a clue
show that you have grew up and shout...
we are thru and say...
DO YOU want to finish OR WHAT?,
I've just about had MY LOT,
I can't take this from you,
I'M FED up now because she said,
I don't know what to do...
You've got to be a man,
kick her out while you can,
get a re-moval van booked for her,
tell her to take her stuff,
it's time now to be tough,
you've had about enough
and don't want to suffer any more,
A fortnight is long ee
nough for her to agree,
to decide just what she wants to do,
if by then she does not
you've got to start n plot,
just where when to do and what,

Top Toy Dolls, Bowling Barmy

Bowling Barmy, oo oo
She's got bowling blues
Bowling socks, bowling shoes
Bowling night & day Hey
She waits miserably
Down the bowling alley
He's a bowling junky
Bowls his life away
Always, always, he's off with the bowling team
Always, always, bowling to the extreme
Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy
They yell yikes at his spares & strikes
Champ, I'm the champion
Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy
Ten Pins down, the bowling crown
& a medal with a skittle on
Bowling Barmy
Boasting bowler, don't care
I've got trophies everywhere
He's too much to bear
Bowling barmy...
Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling

Top Toy Dolls, Bitten By A Bed Bug!

Was it something that I spilt on my new continental quilt or what?
Could it have been a bad dream that creptin bed & made me scream or what?
What attracted such a beast, why did it want to make a feast of me?..
BUG BUG A BUG A BED BUG
A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG BUGGER THAN A BUMBLE BEE
BUG BUG A BUG A BED BUG
A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG BIT ME!
IN A NIGHT OF MISERY.
Was it coz the chocolate sweets I ate last night between the sheets or what?
What could it be that made me frown, the biscuit crumbs on my night gown or what?
A nit in neen of nourishment, it got inside the bed & went for me.
Was it coz I was dirty that it took a fancy to me or what?
I jumped up sweating with fright, oh will it take another bite or what?

Top Toy Dolls, Audrey's Alone At Least

T wass a tragedy but, when she spied Alfie's nut
Drooping down on top of his gut
She could not believe it, Audrey's sides nearly split
twas this the end of that fat wheezing git? I know
AUDREY'S ALONE AT LAST
But there ain't any doubt, Alfie left her up the spout
AUDREY'S JAW DROPPED WHEN MARTIN SAID
Wooooooooooooooooooooooo
AUDREY AUDREY...Yer get nowt
Audrey was laughting when, Nicky, Gail, Martin then
They never got Alf to take oxygen again
Oxygen, that's when...
AUDREY'S ALONE AT LAST
AUDREY AUDREY
There ain't no change CHANGE CHAANGE
of insurance, NOINHERITANCE
left in debt, she won't forget, the greedy get ALFIE
+ counterpoint AUDREY AUDREY, AUDREY OI!

Top Toy Dolls, Yellow Burt

YELLOW BURT, THE SOFTEST COPPER ROUND 'ERE
YELLOW BURT, A COWARD, A WHIMP, THAT'S CLEAR
ARE YOUR P.C. FRIENDS ON THE BEAT AGAIN
THAT IS VERY SAD, MAKES ME FEEL SO BAD
KNOCK HIS HELMET OFF, KICK N' SLAP THE PUFF
HE'S A YELLOW BELLY
BURT'S A BLEEDIN' SOFTY...

Top Toy Dolls, There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street

I'd walk across the M.1.
I'd trek through the Amazon
I'D BE A SPANISH MATADOR, NOWT WOULD BE TOO RISKY FOR ME
I'd loop the loop in a Jumbo
I'd box with Frankie Bruno
I COULD DO ANYTHING, DANCE IN A LIONS DEN
BUT I'M NEVER GONNA WALK UP ELMWOOD STREET AGAIN
THERE'S A SLAG, THERE'S A TROLLOP UP ELMWOOD STREET
A MAN'S NOT SAFE TO WALK UP THERE ALONE
A DIRTY BAG, THERE'S A TROLLOP UP ELMWOOD STREET
THERE'S A TART, BAG, SLUT, SLAG, TROLLOP, up Elmwood Street
I'd fence with a sword that was blunt
I'd hitch a lift from James Hunt
I COULD DO ANYTHING....
....

Top Toy Dolls, The Lambrusco Kid

I'm always felling lonely
I'm always feeling blue
she was the one and only
she said sheloved me too
but now she's gone and left me
just like they always do
now I'm always full of misery
I don't know what to do
I'm always on a downer
I should be feeling fine
I'm never on a upper
I need a swig o' wine
Now he's always dizzy coz
he's busy with fizzy Lambrusco
I'm getting fat and lazy
I always look a mess
I need a little drinky poos
to bring me happiness
So give him a bottle of that fizzy stuff
a Lambrusco kids a kid with sesne
he's always at the Off Liscence with me...
Now we've found the answer
to stop you geelin low
a bottle of fizzy wine
they call it Lambrusco
I'm always feeling lousy
but I know that when
I've had a glass o'Lamby
I'll be smiling again
So give him a bottle of that fizzy stuff...
That's what they call me, Lambrusco Kid
That's what they call me, I'm the Lambrusco Kid
I'm such a misery guts
I'm dirty and I stink
I've always got a pet lip
I need another drink.

Top Toy Dolls, The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash

He was a rich man, he was a sod
INCOME TAX THIEF KNOWN AS KEN DODD
Lock him up dump Doddy in the nick
A GREEDY PIG WITH A TICKLING STICK
Not content in the super tax bracket
1/2 a mill in the pocket of his jacket
He climbed up stairs to hide away the bread
1/2 a million smackers under Ken's bed.
OO OO OO He dodged the Inland Revenue
A Liverpudlian with loads o' loot
He didn't declare it, he didn't give a hoot!
KEN KEN, Who's he again?
A DISSAPOINTMENT TO THE DIDDYMEN
KEN KEN, Had the upper hand
NOW HE'LL NEVER EXPAND ON HIS 500 GRAND
KEN KEN, HAD A LOAD O' CASH
Till the cops copt Ken in NOTTY HASH.
The cops crept in to where Ken slept
THEY KNEW WHERE KEN'S CASH WAS KEPT
Doddy then had to confess
THE DOSH WAS UNDER HIS MATTRESS
OOO...

Top Toy Dolls, Taken For A Mug

Everybody says I'm a gully ully ullible guy
Everybody sniggers & laughs when they pass by
A love sick nut easily misled
He's always infatuated
Birds all do with me just as they please
& they all say I'm a cissy with weak knees
Everybody knows...
Mug I'm a mug I've been taken for a mug again
Mug he's a mug he's been taken for a ride
Mug I'm a mug I've been taken for a mug again
Taken taken taken taken taken taken taken for a ride
I let women walk all over me
I should tell them nick off politely
A spineless sucker with no back bone
He ain't got no mind of his own
A soft touch, I am far too long to trick me
I'm too vulnerable my mates say
A dimwit any dame can lead astray, ay
Everybody knows...

Top Toy Dolls, Ron Dixon Dumped D-D

Na na na
D-D's got a horses head, enough to make yer sick
How could Ron Dixon have wed Red Rum with lipstick
The most repulsive sight on earth, to ugly to discuss
How could anyone give birth to a bird so hideous
Ron Dixon, Ron Dixon he,
Ron Dixon he, dumped D-D
Ron Dixon, Ron Dixon he,
Ron Dixon he, dumped D-D
D-D she could not believe when Bev got the hots for Ron
But D-D Ronny did deceive, deceitful Ron Dixon
The chance that Ron had waited for, he gave D-D the push
This was the last time Ronny saw D-D's monstrous mush
Ron Dixon...Guitar time...Ron Dixon

Top Toy Dolls, Poltergeist In The Pantry

I felt like a snack in the middle of the night
I crept down stairs for a nibble and a bite, ooee ooee
A crash beyond the kitchen door
Told me that it was back for more, ooee ooee
You might o' guessed, I am possessed
I really must insist
May I suggest invest in an exorcist.
Help me, oo ee
oo ee, believe me
geist ooo ooo poltergeist ooo ooo
where's he?...
in the pantry.
I went goose pimplyfied
No where to run, no where to hide, for me
I was sceptical before
But a pantry poltergeist I saw here to stay.
You might o' guessed...
& In the pantry...Poltergeist...

Top Toy Dolls, Please Release Me

When I met you, I thought how sweet,
My lonely life would now be complete
If only I knew, have I no brain?
You're a two faced tramp, driving me insane.
Dearest darling, I leave this note for you
A love letter with sincerity
Dearest darling, I leave this note for you
Get out o'my life, get out o'my life
Coz I...loathe you
You smiled at me, she smiled at him
My heart melted, his heart melted
This was the real thing, this was the real thing
I'm besotted, he's besotted
What a nincompoop, you're the devil in a frock
I'm a naive nugget, and you made me a laughing stock

Top Toy Dolls, Park Lane Punch Up

Oh sittin in the Taxi rank in Park Lane
in comes a trendy geazer with no brain,
and staring at a punk who was a good mate,
I said lets make a move but it was too late
Up goes a shout, a rumble in the crowd
a fight breaks out, someone starts clouting me,
call in the Army oooh
call in the Army
call in the Army oooh
call in the Army...
The Park Lane punch up escalates
somebody's teeth have gone
it's too much for the coppers
there's a RIOT going on, so
call in the Army, call in the Army...
Park Lane quickly turns into a bloothbath
a disco boy lies unconcious on the red path,
Coppers helmets knocked off in the gutter

Top Toy Dolls, Keith's A Thief

Keith works every night & day
honesty's his goal
but Keith's a thief coz he's
still claiming dole
what a fiddler Keith is
he thinks he won't be caught
but Keith is gonna end up in court
the SS men will knock on the door
and Keith won't be working no more
Keith Keith Keith's a thief...
he's making money on the sly
which he does not declare
no invoices or reciepts anywhere
locked in the room with the C.I.D.
rather you Keith than me...
Keith Keith Keith's a thief...
Keith is Keith is Keith's a thief
a rip off and a con
Keith is Keith is Keith's a thief
and he's still signing on
Keith is Keith is Keith's still signing on
I'm not decietful he does say
I tell them all the facts
but Keith's a thief
coz he dodges the tax
The PH team will get Keith

Top Toy Dolls, James Bond Lives Down Our Street

My name is Bond! James Bond.
James Bond lives down our street
I've seen him he catches the 32 bus
James Bond lives down our street
sometimes he sits on the back seat with us
he's got a gun strapped to his chest
you can't shoot him in a bullet proof vest
a clever lad but can be a pest sometime
0.0.7. James Bond lives down our street
Jimmy's a spy but both you and I know
Sean Connery or Roger Moore, that I'm not quite sure
But what I know is James Bond...
lives down our street
James Bond lives down our street
sometimes he gets a helicopter to work
Jamoes Bond lives down our street
me dad's oldfashioned and he says he's a jerk
he's always chasing a heavy mob
he should go out and get a proper job
he should go out and get a proper job sometime
Down our street there lives a spy
says he works for M.I. 5
he's always a star when you're having a party
says he went to school with Russel Harty
he's a real smarty
he is a real smarty.

Top Toy Dolls, I've Got Asthma

I've got asthma and I can not breath
can't breath at all!
I've got an inhaler with me
I am choking and my face is blue
blue and it's getting worse!
I think I will have to lie down... coz
I've got ASTHMA yeah I've got ASTHMA
yeah I've got ASTHMA...
I've got asthma and I am wheezing
wheezing like mad!
I don't think I will sleep tonight
I think I'll reach for my inhaler
Good idea!
I hope it makes me feel better... coz
My inhaler needs a refill
what shall I do?
the Chemist is not open yet
blue face, can't breath and I'm still wheezing
dear me! dear me!

Top Toy Dolls, I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)

When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door
When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money comes in for the work I'll do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you
When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream

Top Toy Dolls, I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies

She looks so diviine & I can't see
Why she prefers that nerd to me
How come she ain't mine, I wanna be
I wish that I could be Ernie
'Ive got the blues, if I could choose
then I would be in Ernie's shoes ooee, Who's he... Ernie.
It would be my only chance,
if I were wearing Ernie's pants
I wish my eyes were, wish my eyes were...
I wish my eyes were Ernie's, I wish it could be true
I fantasize I have the eyes of Ernie's
to see through and
if my eyes were Ernie's, then I would not be blue
coz if my eyes were Ernie's
my eyes would be with you.
Her hands in Ernie's as she walks by
Its gone way to far
I'm shakin' at the knees, she looks so fine
how comes Ernie's bird aint mine
'with Ernie's arse & Ernie's chest
In Ernie's under-kegs n' vest
I wish my eyes were, I wish my eyes were...
I wish...
With Ernie's hand n' Ernie's arms
I wish that I had Ernie's charms
I would never let her go, If I were only Ernie oh
I wish my eyes were... Wish my eyes were ooooo

Top Toy Dolls, I Can See You

I still can see you face
Your smile everyday
I wish I was back there
To live it out again
I can see you
Yeah I can see you
I can see you SEE YOU
Yeah I can see you SEE YOU
I still remember when
We used to go away
I wish I was back there
To live it out again
But I can see you
Yeah I can see you

Top Toy Dolls, Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna)

Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke
he's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke
Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head
Now Edna's kicked the bucket Edna's snuffed it Edna's dead.
9 o'clock the postman knocks but Harry's still in bed
"Go away" Harry'll say I've got an aching head
don't bother meeeeeee
Ralph's his mate but he can't wait to get out of his way
"Go away" Harry'll say I want some peace today
don't bother meeeeeee
Harry's full of misery, Harry's always busily permanently down
Always being rude with
Always in a mood with Raaaaaaaaalph
It's such a task for Ralph to ask to borrow Harry's car
Oh "Here's the keys" now get lost please have you gone yet?
Tara! don't bother meeeeeeeee
Harry's full of misery, Harry's always busily permanently down...
He's always sad n' lonely now Harry's lost his wife
coz Edna was the only Lady in his life

Top Toy Dolls, Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?

Ran over by a bus up the high street
Dougy only feels a tickle in his feet
the driver shouts Oi! are you alright
but Dougy's on his way
Dougy then has a little mishap
when a geezer comes along and gives him a slap,
Dougy said it's wise that you apologize
or else you'll face D D D Dougy
Beware, beware, beware, beware,
never never mess with Dougy Bell
beware beware beware beware
never never mess with him
D you, d you, d you, do you wanna be like Dougy
or d you, d you, d you, d you wanna be like me
I wanna wanna wanna be like Dougy.
Dougy's getting sick of burglaries
he's changed all the locks
and he's bought new keys
he's gonna get the robber no matter what it takes
he's gonna die
Dougy sits waiting with a hammer on his bed
some dirty rougues gonna get a sore head
fifteen vilains or maybe even more
ran when they saw D D D Dougy
Dougy's in the back room playing pool
he's lost five quid but he keeps his cool
Dougy is a winner he'll not be beat
so the game goes on.
Half an hour later when the poolroom's in a wreck
the opposition tries to stick something down his neck,
He began the cry cause he was gonna die

Top Toy Dolls, Cheerio & Toodle Pip

Who's a pretty boy then?
Your girlfriend says when she's got you wearing a tie
You're looking like a puff and you think I've had enough
Stop and take a look at yourself for a while
And you'll know it's time to say
Cheerio, cheerio
Toodle pip, toodle pip
This is our last goodbye
Don't cry
Cheerio, cheerio
Toodle pip, toodle pip
Our last farewell, goodbye.
Sitting watching Coronation street
You decide to put your feet up, just about comfy in your seat
And she says, I'm feeling hungry
If she sends you out for a bag of fish'n'chips
You'll know it is time to say...
Need a bit of shut eye so you lie on the couch
She is yapping in the background
Baby's things wedding rings
It's not for you, she will never keep her mouth shut
You have to tell her now, once and for all

Top Toy Dolls, Bachelor Boy/When Gary Married Melanie

When I was young my father said "Son I have something to say,"
and what he told me I'll never forget, until my dying day. He said, "Son you are a bachelor boy
and that's the way to stay, son you are a bachelor boy:"
-huh- I wish I was a bloody bachelor boy
A happy ba-che-lor was he,
But he ain't no more gone is Garry
As he ditched, when he got hitched to a witch and a bitch called melanie
Who's that then - Garry
Slouched on the couch with that cow,
There ain't any doubt there's no escape
Now off his head, concerted
Instead he wed, Melanie
He said, "I only wanted to stay"
But the silly sucker, drained his life away
"I only wanted to be"
and he took no notice of me
and it's all over now -huh- for Garry
The bag nagged/asked to have a kid
The most * that Garry ever did
Stuck in a rut, he knows he's a nut, with a pain in th butt called Melanie
Off his head, off his *

Top Toy Dolls, Worse Things Happen At Sea

It's not the first time somebody has ahd the flu,
Remember when you had toothache...
A hot lemsip will help the sneezing so,
You will have to stay happy...
Remember...
Worse things happen at sea,
Keep dreaming of better days...
Keep dreaming of better days...
I know it's crap when there's something in your eye,
Think yourself lucky you've not got a bad back,
It's pretty sore when you have a mouth ulcer,
But you have got to stay happy...
I know it's sad when your face is acne,
But don't be put off by some yellow spots,
So you got a toe nailthat his growing in,

Top Toy Dolls, Glenda And The Test Tube Baby

Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee,
Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad,
Kevin had been out with Carol Sands,
But Glenda she though surely,
It can't be that bad, if I had a baby,
Glenda went round to the doctors the next day,
You can't have a baby, that's what he said,
Glenda did not give up she's got this book to read,
Of how to have a test tube baby....
Glenda's Dad had just died and she was unhappy,
If only she could have a baby,
So to the disapproval of Kevin and his mam,

Top Toy Dolls, Frankie's Got The Blues

Frankie says that he's got vertigo
He says this everytime he leaves the pub, blotto.
Backaches, bellyaches, earaches & migrains
Frankie's life is misery & full of aches n' pains.
FRANKIE'S GOT THE BLUES.. FRANKIE'S NEUROTIC, HE'S ALWAYS FEELING PIG SICK
FRANKIE'S GOT THE BLUES.. YOU WILL HAVE TO EXCUSE, FRANKIE'S GOT THE BLUES
Frankie sneezes once then goes to bed
"I've got double pneumonia" Frankie said
Frankie lives in the doctors surgery
Everytime he has a shave he waits in casualty
"They say I am a hypercondriac", CONDRIAC CONDRIAC
"But I have got Yellow fever, that's a fact"
A blue bottle landed on Frankie's head, FRANKIE'S HEAD... FRANKIE'S HEAD

Top Toy Dolls, Bless You My Son

You tell me, I'm not good e
nough for you, what can I do?
shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh,
I got so sick I told a Vic
ar her dad, I must be mad,
shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh...
He just said don't worry your head
there'll be another girl instead
trust in God the father and the son
get out of her life and Bless you my soon...
You always said you wanted a stead
y boyfriend, now don't pretend
shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh,
I took the path up to the Cath
edral where, he stood there,
shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh...
I ever thought, that I would be court
ing with you, but it's true
shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh,
but it went bad because her dad
he saw me with her you see,

Top Toy Dolls, Any Dream Will Do

I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain
To see for certain, what I thought I knew
Far far away, someone was weeping
But the world was sleeping, any dream will do
I wore my coat, with golden lining
Bright colours shinning, wonderful & new
And in the East, the dawn was breaking
The world was waking, any dream will do
A crash of drums, a flash of light
My golden coat flew outta sight
The colours faded into darkness, I was left alone
May I return, to the beginning
The light is dimming, and the dream is too
The world & I, we are still waiting
Still hhhhesitating, any dream will do

Top Toy Dolls, Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead

There's a fella from a film
reminds me of Duncan Goodewe
but he's not a proper skinhead
cause he hasn't got a tattoo
He's not as wise as he seems
coz he's just an actor
he's a dunce, I've never seen
him on the Krypton Factor
We all rinse in Silvercrin
to keep our head clean
but we know that Yul's not
a common human being
coz he uses Mr Sheen...
Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner,
they say he's a skinhead
but we know that it's a lie
Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner
he is just a baldy geezer
from the Kink & I,
Yul BBBBB Brynner
Yul Brynner was a skinhead
they said on the News,
but I've never seen Yul Brynner
wearing Doctor Martens shoes
His only claim to fame was that
he had a shiney nut
But I would look just the same
if I had my hair cut

Top Toy Dolls, Firey Jack

Oh! I woke up with a backache
Backache! Backache!
I thought I ought to go to the first aid tin
Where I found something for my backache
Backache! Backache!
I rubbed in some cream and started to scream! Oh no!!!
Firey Jack Firey Jack- It's red hot on your back
Firey Jack Firey Jack- Believe me it does knack
Firey Jack Firey Jack- It's red hot on your back
Firey Jack
Now I had a back ache on me backache
Backache Backache!
I jumped into the bath full of cold water
The firey Jack had made me backache
Backache Backache!
I'm worse than before I can't take anymore
Oh no!!!
Oh! If you do get a backache
Backache backache!
And you feel you have to reach for the first aid tin
Think! Life is not that bad with a backache
If you see a tin with firey Jack in
Stay awayyyyy...

Top Toy Dolls, You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry

An ad on the tele put a lump in my belly
sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea ferries
you'll laugh all the way with so little to pay
sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea boys.
The food will choke you, the staff provoke you
the captain doesn't care noooo
the captain doesn't care noooo
Ahoy! sailings everyday, Ahoy it's the only way
I feel sick I feel sick,
North Sea ferrie's done the trick
Ahoy beat the traffic jam, Ahoy Hull to Roterdam
I feel sick & my cabin's freezin' cold
ooh I booked North Sea Ferries
What a silly boy
you won't be merry on a North Sea Ferry
Ahoy! Ahoy! Ahoy!
Get across the sea & so cheaply
sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea ferries
so book a trip on a North Sea Ferry ship
sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea boys.

Top Toy Dolls, Up The Garden Path

All our mates that we once knew said they were happy,
Always shouting in the street, just like you and me,
Always finding laughter, fun and games to play,
They of course have to agree,
Suddenly they were swept off their feet and gone,
They don't know what hit them,
Just like the rest, the girlfriends got the best,
And so the story just goes on...
They all get washed for them, even have a bath,
But they are now being led, up the garden path...
I was sitting in the sun reading the days press,
A boy that I once knew was in, I've never seen such a mess
Smiling with a moustache, a suit, a shirt and tie,
He had just been wed today,
I could not help but laugh, what's got into him?
He looks about fourty,
He's been such a nit, now he's in for it,
And soon you'll hear him say...
I was lying on the beach licking cool ice cream,
A man, a wife and a pram went by, it was like a dream,
He was climbing apple trees just a moon ago,
The kind of bloke you think, won't grow,
His face is like a fiddle now, long and sad and blue,
He still says he's happy,
He must have gone mad, cos he's not the lad,

Top Toy Dolls, Tommy Kowey's Car

Hey! hey! hey! hey!
There's a motor store at the top of Hylton Road
you go there for for little bits n pieces for your car
and in the office there sits a secretary she's got
Long blonde hair,
Mr Tommy Kowey fancies her...
I saw her in Tommy Kowey's car
I saw her in Tommy Kowey's car
in Tommy Kowey's car.
At the motor store he was there last Tuesday night
with her I saw, they were kissin at the factory door
but she still tells me, there is nothing going on
with us you see it was Tommy Kowey's wife you saw...
At the motor store Mr Tommy Koweys gotta
Jag-U-Ar she's never been in it she says before
but now she tells lies, she was havin dinner out

Top Toy Dolls, The Sphinx Stinks

The grub was vile, we couldn't crack a smile
WE PAID TWENTY SMACKERS JUST TO SAIL UP THE NILE
It cos ten quid..
TO GET STUCK INSIDE A PPPPPYRAMID.
I'd rather be in Hawaii, CLEETHORPES OR SOUTHEND
You won't catch us on the Egypt bus again again again.
The... Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
THEY DO NOT CARE ON EGYPT AIR
Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
IN CAI I I I RO
The Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
YOU WILL GET RIPPED OFF IN EGYPT OH!
The hotel room filled us with gloom
WE SHOULD O' SPENT THE NIGHT IN A MUMMY'S TOMB
A camel ride...
ANOTHER TEN SMACKERS AND A NUMB BACKSIDE.
I'd rather be...

Top Toy Dolls, The Memory Of Nobby

Makes me grin makes me laugh too
makes me sad makes me blue
when I remember Nobby who,
danced a gig for me and you
to see the smiles of Nobby's styles
I weren't no football fan till he
Dove Ken Driddley, on TV
Mesmerized by the mastery of wee nimble Nobby
just a dream it all seemed so far away
the world took heed, and Nobby's team would pay
Nobby, in our memory
hear them yell and hear them call
Nobby, in our memory
hear them shout and hear them roar
ooooooohh, the memory, of Nobby lives on
we stayed home that day to see England vs Germany
always in the memory, the sucker styles of Nobby
to feel the thrills from his stills, was uncanny

Top Toy Dolls, The Devil Went Down To Georgia (Scunthorpe)

The devil went down to georgia, looking for a soul to steal
In a bind an' way behind he was willin' to make a deal.
He came across this young man bowen' on a fiddle, playing it hot an'
An' the devil jumped on a hickory stump an' said 'I'll tell ya what'
I guess you didn't know it, I'm a fiddle player too,
and if you care to take a dare I make a bet with you.
Now you play a real good fiddle boy, but give the devil his due,
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against you soul 'cause i think i'm better then you.
The boy said my name's Johnny, it might be a sin, i'll take your bet
You're gonna regret, I'm the best I've ever been.
Johnny rosen up your bow an' play your fiddle hard
'cause hell's broke loose in georgia an' the devil deals the cards.
Now if you win you'll get this shinny fiddle made of gold,
but if you loose the devil gets your soul!
The devil opened up his case and said 'i'll start this gig'
and fire flew from his finger tips as he rosened up his bow.
He slaped the bow across the strings it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded somthing like this
When the devil finished Johnny said 'You're pretty good ol' son,
but sit down in that chair right there let me show you how it's done!'
Fire on the mountain run boy's run!
Devil's in the house of the risen sun!
Chicken in the bread pan picken out dough!
Granny does your dog bite, no child, no!
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat,
and he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said 'devil just come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once you son of a gun i'm the best I've ever been!'
Fire on the mountain run boy's run!
Devil's in the house of the risen sun!
Chicken in the bread pan picken out dough!

Top Toy Dolls, "Terry Talking"

Terry is a recluse, he's a misfit
Terry never goes out, he's a hermit
A lonely lonely dude
Terry won't answer the phone or the door
& we don't see Terry no more
No-one can contact Terry anymore
A life of solitude
Hello.... this is Terry talking
Terry talking, talking all alone
Hello... this is Terry Talking
on the answer phone... Terry's not at home
Terry is a plonker, Terry is a nut
Locked in the house with the curtains shut
No-one can contact Terry...
Hello...

Top Toy Dolls, Stay Mellow

Things do go wrong, it's not long since I've been blue,
But I know the remedy, I can see just what to do...
Don't be a coward, don't be yellow,
It always pays to be mellow,
Stay cool, stay free and then you will see,
It's best to stay mellow...
I was upset and in debt with no money,
But I did not stay sad, it's not that bad, so remember...
Oh if you are down in the town with no bus fare,

Top Toy Dolls, Caught Up The Reeperbahn!

I was feeling blue, she made me feel guilty
When I took that trip to Deutscheland, Germany
She said I am a man, keep out of the Reeperbahn, mind you
Nick off is what I said, I'll please myself instead
& you can drop down dead, to Hamburg I am headed
I don't want no debates, now I'm off with me mates.
Toodle oo
I said stuff you!
Reeperbahn, the Reeperbahn, caught red handed...
Reeperbahn, the Reeperbahn, she said "Don't go there man"
Reeperbahn, the Reeperbahn, oh caught up the Reeperbahn
I told her to trust me, I agree in honesty
Believe me she did not, she knew I was a sex pot
I did not feel at ease when I left the strip-tease,
I screamed as she seized me!
It was just a laugh, I said don't be so strict
I did not tell her what went on up the red light district
You're all the same you men, you better say auf wiedersehen
Coz you won't be comin" here again!
Reeperbahn...
Caught up the Ree...

Top Toy Dolls, Spiders In The Dressing Room

I was getting dressed late one night
along came a spider and I got a fright
oh I could not squash it flat
No matter how I tried,
And when it looked me in the eye
I ran away to hide...
I put on me Doctor Martin shoes
A battle with the spider that I wasn't gonna loose
A kick from the left a kick from the right
I was on the floor but I was alright
It was gonna be a long long night
Spiders in the dressing room
Spiders everywhere
Spider in the dressing room beware
Things were getting hot and I had to take a chance
The spider got impatient
Started crawling up me pants
I shook it off me legthump it hit the ground
Everything was silent so I didn't make a sound
I crossed the room as happy as can be
I had killed the spider now it couldn't bother me
But with me arm on the light
He was there ready for a fight
It was gonna be a long long night.
It was getting late and the spider wasn't dead
An audience had gathered round
AndI was going red
I put a jam jar on the floor
the spider crawled inside it
I screwed the lid back on the top
And threw the jar outside
At a party late that night
Everything was bright and gay
We played all our pop records and danced the night away,
Early in the morning came a knocking at the door
I opened it slowly guess what I saw

Top Toy Dolls, Sod The Neighbours

Rant n' rave, don't give a toss, show the snobs next who's boss
Turn the volume to size ten, they 'll never speak to you again
Sod the Sod the Sod the
Sod the Sod the Sod the
Sod the neighbours, we're not proud,
turn it up loud, turn it up loud
Sod the neighbours, don't pack it in,
drive "em mad with the bleedin' din
Party all night, don't care less,
show them that you mean business
Scream, cause turmoil & get yer neighbours blood to boil!
Sod the neighbours...

Top Toy Dolls, Rodney's Memory

RODNEY REMEMBER ME, RODNEY REMEMBER ME....
SHE HAUNTS RODNEY'S MEMORY
Rodney gave Sheila a slap when she begged him not to drink
"Mind yer own damn bussiness" Rodney snarled, he didn't think
Now everything from then is blurred but Rodney can't forget those words
She cried....
Now Rodney was a slob, he treat Sheila just like muck
"Move yourself" he growled and dragged her to his pick-up truck
He looped the loop in a drunken stuper down the mountain side
When Sheila cried.....
OH! Rodney took her in his arms and through the broken glass
He climbed out of the wreckage & he lay her on the grass
He had too many beers, but he couldn't hide the tears

Top Toy Dolls, Quick To Quit The Quentin

Oh quarter to five we were barely alive
we were hungry,
three weeks we've been together through
wet and rainy weather, we were c, c, c, cold,
oh out on the trek of a hotel to check in that night
but we knew we'de done wrong from the stink
and the pong & the feeling that something
wasn't right...
We were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh
Hotel Quentin Hotel Hell
we were quick to quit the Quentin
A place you shouldn't have went in
we were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh,
it's crap here we could tell,
we were quick to quit the Quentin
a night we should have spent in another Hotel.
That evening we felt bad twas the dinner that
we had, at Hotel Quentin...
at the breakfast we won't show up,
coz we don't want to throw up anymore,
and we knew we'de done wrong from the stink
and the pong & the feeling that something
wasn't right...
on your honeymoon or on your holiday,
you're gonna need a place to stay
take our advice the Quentin is not nice,

Top Toy Dolls, Pc Stoker

Stoker is a boy in blue
and he must be the worst
He's a copper!
Stoker someday he'll get you
but you won't be the first
he's a copper
he's a police constable
that makes us feel uncomfortable
he's a copper
no more football in the street
or neckin with your girlfriend
Stoker's on the beat again...
He's a Bobby he's a joker
he's a Bobby we want dead
he's a Bobby, P.C. Stoker why
can't we have a decent copper
proper copper instead?
Stoker loves to see a fight
he really goes to town
he's a copper
Stoker's smiling with delight
he's took somebody down
he's a copper
he'll prove you guilty in the court
you'll wish that you had never fought
a copper
don't cry or shout or scream or yell
there's nothing you can do
when Stoker's in the cell with you
The United Team supporters
have invaded the pitch
that's P.C. Stoker's quaters so
he finds his talky switch
I need some help down here boys
there's punks and skinheads too
and we all hate P.C. Stoker &
we hate the boys in blue.
Stoker's rather fed up coz
there's no one else to nick
he's a copper
someone soon will kick his head in
just you wait n'see
it needs somebody tough
coz we've all had enough
yes it needs somebody tough

Top Toy Dolls, One Night In Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!)

We had to book a holiday, but we were sick o'Whitley bay
We fancied the Mediterranean.
All the vacancies had gone, that's all the vacancies but one
A Vacancy for which we didn't plan.
WHAT COULD WE DO? WE COULD HITCH, A RIDE BACK HOME FROM MOSKVITCH
WE HAD TO STAY & FACE THE COST & SUNBATHE IN THE RUSSIAN FROST.
One one one ONE NIGHT IN MOSCOW, & WE'LL BE RUSSIAN HOME
One one one ONE NIGHT IN MOSCOW
I'll be Russian, YOU'LL BE RUSSIAN, WE'LL ALL BE RUSSIAN HOME
The brochure said it's nice & warm, you need no Russian uniform
We had the flu & caught a Russian cough,
No fish n'chips or decent pubs, We called the hotel Wormwood Scrubs
We said we would complain to Gorbochof.
WE COULDN'T FIND A DISCO ANYWHERE, NO McDONALDS OR A WIMPY IN RED SQUARE
WE MUST HAVE BEEN POTTY TO HAVE GONE TO THE SOVIET UNION.
For a pint & Coronation Street
RUSSIAN HOME
A Bacon Sarny & as much as we can eat

Top Toy Dolls, One More Megabyte

One more, one more, one more, one more:
* megabyte maniac
fiddle with the mouse like a junky
I need me-me-memory
He's a brat, he's a boor, with a word processor
Don't disturb on the door - no entry
My, my what we got *
(?In a gown?) * can I fill up your ram
gimme gimme gimme one more
gimme gimme gimme one more
I need another megabyte to save my sanity - one more!
Where's he at, where's he gone, turnin that computer on
In his room (? On the floor ?) beep beep beep
Yeah man, he's gone, always *
Can't take no more had enough I've had it all

Top Toy Dolls, Olga I Cannot

-"I think I'll ring, Kendra. Hello? It's Olga. C-can I speak to Kendra please?"
-"Just hold on a minute pet. Kendra? Olga's on the phone, do you want to speak to him?"
-"Ah! I cannot."
I first saw Kendra at a pub called the Rumside Hall - in Durham
So sweet and tender but she did not even see me at all - No
She looked so nice, she smelled so fine
Oh, how I wished that Kendra was mine
5 foot 1 and eyes that were blue
A smile that made me melt
Oh, what could I do?
I had to get Kendra's telephone number really quick - Yes
If I came straight to the point it would do the trick - Yes
I asked her if she'd like to go out with me
She said that she was flattered, but I just couldn't see
Why she said...
Oh! Olga I cannot...
Oh! Olga I cannot...
My boyfriend's sitting on the Sunday
He does not want you to see me
So Olgaaaaa... I cannot.
I was really de-pressed, what could I do? I was blue
I'll ring her up again in a day or two, on Monday
Her boyfriend wasn't there, so I felt lucky
Howza bout now baby come out with me?
And she said... she said...
I would if I could, but I don't think I should
I can't, well I can but I shan't - it's not good man
Olga... I cannot... I cannot! I cannot!! I cannot!!!!
I'm sorry that I ever rang
She said "Don't be dafted. Oh! Olga man
I want to see you, don't get me wrong
I'll contact you soon, it won't be long
But at the moment... I cannot."
I called Kendra another fifty times on the phone - Yes
She agreed to meet me, but I should have known - Yes
I wound the window down in the Rolls Royce
I said "Jump in the back!" and then I heard her voice
Start to say...Start to say...
I'm going to Laurete for my holiday in Spain
And when I get back, I still cannot again!
so Olgaaaaaaa....
I talked it over with my mum and me dad
But even my sister and the dog think I'm mad!

Top Toy Dolls, Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare

If you can't afford to spend a lot
and you're sick of the cost of livin,
you've got to do something but you dunno what,
just look what Fine Fare's givin,
prices that please you and me
it's cheaper than a Pakistani shop
oh now you know the place to go
to make you smile and grin,
so take a dare come to Fine Fare
and get your shoppin in
We've got the store, nowt can compare,
We've got the store for you.
We've got the store, Sunderland's Fine Fare,
We've got the store for you
This is the store for you..
Oh Prestos, Tescos, Asda Price
they're all so cccrap
the Fine Fare boys are much more nice
coz Fine Fare's got more class.
You'll save much more at the Fine Fare store
coz Fine Fare's fair to you

Top Toy Dolls, No Particular Place To Go

RIDIN' ALONG IN MY AUTOMOBILE
MY BABY BESIDE ME AT THE WHEEL
I STOLE A KISS AT THE TURN OF A MILE
MY CURIOSITY RUNNIN' WILD
CRUSIN' N' PLAYIN' THE RADIO O O
WITH NO PARTICULAR PLACE TO GO.
Ridin' along in a Mini Metro
She said to me she loves me so, LOVES ME SO, LOVES ME SO
She smiled at me and looked so sweet
I thought I was in for a treat, IN FOR A TREAT, IN FOR A TREAT
My happy face began to glow ow ow
With no particular, no particular, no particular place to go
There's no particular place to go, there's no particular place to go
There's no particular, no particular, no particular place to go
SAME + To go there's no particular place to go, there's no particular place
Particular place, Particular place, Particular, ticular place
TEMPERATURE'S RISIN' REALLY QUICK, really quick, really quick
THEN SHE SAYS SHE GETS CAR SICK, car sick oh no!
SHE SAID HER LOVE FOR ME WAS TRUE, truely true, truely true
SHE JUMPED IN THE BACK AND BEGAN TO SPEW,
RIDIN' ALONG & FEELING LOW OW OW OW OW OW OW

Top Toy Dolls, Nellie The Elephant

To Bombay
A travelling circus came
They brought an intelegent elephant
and Nellie was her name
One dark night
she slipt her iron chain, and of she ran
to Hindustan and was never seen again
oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump
Night by night she danced to the circus band
When Nellie was leading the big parade she looked
so proud and grand
No more tricks for Nellie to performe
They taught her how to take a bow and she tooked
to crowd by storm
oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump
The head of the heard was calling far far away
they meet one night in silver light
on the road to Mandaley
oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump

Top Toy Dolls, My Baby Is A Battleaxe

I gets me a night cap
She says gee, I feel crap
I shouts Oi! whats up?
Ya stink, I think yer drinkin too much
She's gone, Yippee!
I turn on, the TV
But there's a snag, coz she's a bag,
she's back to nag & torment me
Iddlely aye ay, iddley aye oh...
she makes me cringe, she makes me scream,
Iddeley aye oh, iddley aye ay.
how comes my missus is so mean
SHE'S OBSCENE.
SHE'S OBSCENE
She says get, yer hair cut
she wont let me have a hairy nut
complains, about nowt
No brains, insane shes a strain a pain
I could do without. WITHOUT
SHE'S A BA...
Distressed, I feel blue
You've guessed
it's all down to all down to you
My baby is a battleaxe

Top Toy Dolls, Livin' La Vida Loca

She's in to Superstition, black cats & voodoo dolls
I feel a preminition, that girl's gonna make make me fall
She's in to new sensations, new kicks in candle light
She's got a new addiction, for everyday and night
She'll make you take your clothes off and go
dancin'in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life,
she'll take away your pain
a bullet through your brain.
Upside inside out, Livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull down, Livin la vida loca
Her lips are are devil red, Skins the colour o'mocca
She will wear you out Livin la vida loca
Livin la vida loca, livin la vida ..loca.
Wake up in New York City, inn a funky cheap motel
Took my heart, took my money
She must o'slipped me a sleeping pill
She never drinks the water, makes you order french
champagne
Once you've had a taste of her, you 'll never be the
same
She'll make you go insane

Top Toy Dolls, Bored Housewife

He tells me, we're happy, he could never guess
While he's at work, she's an adulteress
She's a bored, bored housewife - in the cul-de-sac
" " " - she's a nymphomaniac
" " " - a filthy (? Sex factory ?)
It don't hurt, to have a (? Flirt ?)
But she's a (? jezebugger ?)
She's a randy swine who swears
"I don't have clandestine affairs" I'm bored, bored, bored, bored, bored!

Top Toy Dolls, Lester Fiddled The Tax Man

Yeahhhhhh:
Under Under Starters Under Starters orders & there off Tallyho!
4-1 3-1 2-1 The bettin's on, LESTER NICKS OFF TO RIO
He got more, got more than he bargained for, Lester's accountant was a daft clot
He's upset, upset, that's what you get, he made a mockery of Ascot Ascot Ascot
Lester, Lester, a fiddliddliddling jester
LESTER'S BEEN BANGED UP WITH ALL THE OTHER CCCCCROOKS
Lester, Lester, tried to trick the tax inspector
COZ LESTER CONNED THE TAX & FIDDLED HIS BOOKS.
He's a nutcase, nutcase, crackpot nutcase, he put his job in jeopardy
Now he won't be, won't be, won't be, won't be RACING AGAIN AT AINTREE
He'll get away, get away, get away, get away, he must o' been livin' in dreamland
Now he's never on, never on, never on, never on...
World of Sport or Grandstand Grandstand Grandstand.
He laughs, he laughs, he sniggers & laughs, when he thinks of the money he earns
But he got knicked, got nicked , got nicked, WHEN HE SENT HIS TAX RETURNS
Grinning, grinning, always winning, he never thought he would be poor
Now he's locked up, locked up, locked up, locked up, Doing time in...

Top Toy Dolls, Kids In Tyne & Wear

Lookin' out a dirty old window, down below the cars in the city go rushing by
We sit here with no dosh and wonder why?
Should we catch the bus to Newcastle, we can't be bothered with the hassle
going down, to search for some bread in this dirty town.
DOWN DOWN IT REALLY IS NO JOKE, DOWN TOWN EVERYBODY IS BROKE...
WE'RE THE KIDS IN TYNE & WEAR WOOO
WE'RE THE KIDS IN TYNE & WEAR WOOO
EVERYBODY LIVES IN THE HOPE O' SOME CASH!
Bright light & music gets faster, in the disco we can't afford to have a dance
We could never pay two quid, not a chance
Pig sick, down the Job Center, much later we will be thinking never mind
you know life is cruel, life is never kind.
FIND TIME TO EARN AN EXTRA BOB, FIND TIME TO DO A FIDDLE JOB.
... NA NA NA....
Looking round the Metro Centre, gotta get a brand new experience feeling rich
We can't stop, we're skint and we've got the itch.
Sunderland South Shields & Gateshead, not a bleedin' chance to make bread
anywhere, We don't want to go baby.

Top Toy Dolls, Ivy's Lurid Lips

Looking at her reflection,
Ivy thought, I'll shock Don
When I get my face lift, when I get my face lift done,
You'll see, Don is gonna want to snog with me
But they all grimace, an insult to the human race
A wifey with Mick Jagger's face
Lurid lips, Ivy's...lurid lips Ivy's
Ivy's, Ivy's lips are a bleedin' disgrace
Lurid lips, Ivy's...lurid lips Ivy's
Ivy Brennans gotta chipmunks
Ivy's lips gotta chipmunks face
Ivy took the chance
Ordered her lip implants
Now she worships her kingsize lips
But her three grand gob
Cost Ivy her job
Now Ivy's lost her loot
Ivy is destitute
Ivy's lips got Ivy the boot
Ivy Ivy...

Top Toy Dolls, If You're In A Pop Group You'll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice's Practice Place

Give'z the money Peter Practice says to us
give'z the money quickly don't make a fuss
give'z the money....
Pete takes the pop groups he'll even take the trash
but if you practice at Peter's place
you must have plenty cash
give Pete the money the he'll let you have the key
give Pete the money then you can practice free
it's icey cold in Peter's place
but don't switch on the heater
coz you'll end up putting 10 quid in
Pete's electric meter.
Do you want some crisps and pop?
they're all on sale at Pete's tuck shop
we will have to put a stop to Peter
we all give Peter the money
we've all been nway
we all give Peter the money now
give'z the cash give'z the bread
give'z the money
money's gone to Peter's head.
if you are stuck
Pete will lend you an amplifier
but when it's time to go
he'll say five pound hire
Do you want some crisps and pop?...
All the pop groups are nearly broke
this has gone far beyond the joke

Top Toy Dolls, I'm A Telly Addict!

I don't need a doctor, I don't need a drugstore
I don't need an injection, I need to put the telly on.
Got me in a cold sweat, I don't need no cigarette
Sh sh sh shakin' like a jelly fish, I need a satellite dish
There's no doubt that I miss nowt, a TV I can't do without
Anything you get on yer television set I'll watch it...
I'm a telly, I'm a telly,telly I'm addicted
Telly I'm a telly, I can tell I am addicted
I'm a telly, I'm a telly, telly I'm addicted
Telly I'm a telly, I can tell I am addicted
I like to keep a step ahead, a TV in the garden shed
& with a telly in the bog, I never miss the epilogue
Dynasty or Daktari, a broadcast by the Tory party
Celebrity squares, blind date, who cares, I'll watch it...
I'm a telly...
It's no surprise I've got square eyes, anyone could predict
I'm TV mad, I'm a telly addict!
I'm a man in great pain, the box is on the blink again
I don't need no morphine, I need a television screen
Documentaries, there's no degrees, I'll even watch a film
if it's
in Chinese
A speech from the Queen, though I'm not very keen. I'll
watch it...
I'm a telly...

Top Toy Dolls, Hanky Panky

Oh! baby I fancy
what do you mean?
baby I fancy
I know what you mean
oooo ee Hanky Panky
I'm feeling randy
what do you mean?
I'm feeling randy
I know what you mean
oooo ee Hanky Panky
Oky doky hanky panky
oky doky hanky
oky doky hanky panky
oky doky hanky... hanky.
O.K. I'll grant yee
what do you mean
O.K. I fancy
I know what you mean
oooo ee hanky panky
I know that I'm thin and lanky
but I am telling you frankly
what I need is hanky panky
I want to thank ee
don't be silly
I want to thank ee
I know what you mean

Top Toy Dolls, Griefsville

Here we go again, down to Griefsville, yah
I'm sneezing, I'm wheezing, I'm freezing
I'm outside with no coat on
I turned the lights on, where she'd been
She's with him, she'll kiss him, now it's grim
Again for me I'll, In the meanwhile
Just cry my blues away
I go down, down, down, down,
To Griefsville
Oh sitting on the windowsill
I got sick, I got ill
I've got no more time to kill
cause I am in Griefsville
Oh, I am red, got a bad head
cause she said, she can't see me
I'm upset, cause I can't get what I want
why should she, how could she
not see me, today I'm gloomy
She's threw me, out and I'm blue again
Gaahhh, I'm blue, Gaahhh, what can I do

Top Toy Dolls, Ernie Had An Hernia

Too much nosh & too much booze
He spent all night in the bog with the blues
An aching head, intoxicated
He didn't even know he was constipated
He forced & he frowned, he pushed & he stained
But on the toilet seat he remained
He let out a shout as he passed out
& his gut was rearranged
No walks in the park, no drinks, no grub
He can't embark on a trip to the pub
He sits in the dark, and says don't trouble me
No one sees he's a ruptured man
He can't sneeze like you normally can
They're all mean, they're all riff raff
He turns green when they make him laugh
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...
Hernia, a hernie
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...
Hernia, a hernie...
He had a hernia
He can't stand up, her can't lie flat
The torment in his tummy preventing that
He can't sit down, can't go anywhere
The devil in his belly proving too much to bear
He can't go out & he can't stay in
Oh what's it all about? He just can't win
No chance of a bath or to see the lavatory for him
Ernie had a...
Ernie never smiles & he dare not grin
An aggravating abdomen wearing him thin
Ernie had a hernia but he did not give in
Ernia had a...

Top Toy Dolls, Dorkamania

He's a trainspotter, hes an anorak
He's a nerd, you've heard the word, a dork, a maniac
He's a pratt, hes a geek, a freak, he's one o'those
squarest tassers in the street, n' everbodys knows
It's...
DORKAMANIA, HE'S GOININSANIA
I NEVER MET A MORON WHO IS MORE MUNDANIA
DORKAMANIA, HE'S GOTT A BE BRAINIA
BUT WHAT'S HE GONNA DO WHEN HE GETS THERE
COZ IT'S ALL
DORKAMANIA
In Ornathology, hes got a PHD
He's a master, bater, taken to the 1st degree
Grand world class chess champions,
the wally worships these
He's a bore, I've said before, AND WE ALL AGREE
It's... dorkamania
He's absurd, there ain't a bird I've heard
that he can pull
They say he's facinatin' till they date him,
then they hate him
We've never met a bloke so dull.
So the silly sad get's surfin' on the internet
Hes out to find Arsehole mate, He's found nobody yet
is there anybody out there, that will be my pal?
I don't need a nutter, just somebody abnormal
It's

Top Toy Dolls, Dig That Groove Baby

Friday night is bath night this is what they say
We are gonna dig the groove, we've waited all day
We wear trendy trousers with belts a mile too long
We are gonna catch the bus into the town
We are boogie on down...
Dig that groove ba-a-by
Dig dig dig dig digga that groove baby.
There they are again covered in Old Spice
They think they will get the girls cause
they smell nice,
They all call me riff raff
'Coz I wear a Crombie
I couldn't stand it being just like them
they all look like puffs not men
See that trendy there she used to be a punk
Now she's off to the disco to listen to junk
Her boyfriend was a skinhead
He used to shout Oi! Oi!
Play that funky music that's what they say now

Top Toy Dolls, David's XR2

"David Man, yer hav'n't finished yer tea"
"It doesn't matter, I can't wait to drive my XR2"
"Oh David, don't drive fast David"
"See ya!"
"David, David...DAVID!"
I don't wanna be alive, if I ain't on the road
Wheels off the ground the speed o'sound, stuff the Highway Code
Electric windows down, sound system, size ten
What a prat they say "That boys racers back again"
The engine soared as he got fasta
He bought a Ford Fiesta
He can't wait to accelerate
In his jet car, X R...2
I never leave my XR2, of that there ain't no fear
The only time, is when I'm watching Top Gear
40 fog lamps on the front, twin spoilers, I agree
The meanest man on the Autobahn, nobody gets past me
The engine soared as he got fasta
He bought a Ford Fiesta
Upside down, the wheels spun round
On his jet car, XR...2

Top Toy Dolls, Come Back Jackie

Old Jackie's gone to sea,
Jackie's gone oh Jackie's gone to sea,
where will he be? when will we see?
Old Jackie at home on land from sea...
A secret mission he's been on
he's not been fishin' like they all say,
it's all hush hush
don't make a fuss,
and they all rush to say...
Jackie's been on a holiday a million miles away,
Jackie's back, we hope that Jackie stays,
We won't know when Jackie goes,
and he won't hear us say,
come back Jackie, come back Jackie ooh today...
Since Jackie went to sea
they've heard nothing since he went to sea,
where's Jackie, where can he be?

Top Toy Dolls, Cloughy Is A Bootboy!

Cloughy's lads are full o' gloom, coz Cloughy's in the changin' room
Why can't he nick off & leave them be?
He screams & yells & just because, Cloughy knows that he's the boss
Cloughy's rough & tough Cloughy's barmy
Cloughy's in a huff & tense, Cloughy's teeth begin to clench
A Cloughy fan asks for his autograph... "Can yer sign this Brian?"
He nuts him first & smacks him next, nobody makes Cloughy vexed
Cloughy is the chief Cloughy's the Gaffa
CLOUGHY IS A FOOTBALL HOOLIGAN, NOW CLOUGHY'S ONLY AT HIS PRIME
WITH HIS FIST IN YER NOSE WHEN THE REFEREE BLOWS FULL TIME
Brian Brian KICKS & SLAPS & HE SHOUTS Oi!
Brian Brian CLOUGHY IS A BOOTBOY
The judge tells Cloughy to keep calm, he's up for Grevous Bodily Harm
Cloughy stands and begins to YELL
Cloughy must have a screw loose coz Cloughy says he's gonna cruc..
ify the cops when he gets out the cell
CLOUGHY IS A FOOTBALL HOOLIGAN....
....
CLOUGHY IS A FOOTBALL HOOLIGAN....

Top Toy Dolls, Charlie's Watching

Charlie was a loafer, Charlie was a lout, huh
But Charlie was the only bloke she ever cared about.
Each night when she's alone, Charlies there
Charlie was an arse, and they said he didn't care
But Charlie had a heart, now with her everywhere.
She always swears she knows that hes there
and from her bed echoes Charlie's prayer
'Charlies watching over me
Charlies watching, I can see
Charlie watching
over me'
They said he was a tramp a vagabond in a vest.
Charlie Charlie
But Charlie was the business
and she says he was the best.
And from her bed... Charlie's watching
Charlie was a lout, but a hoboe
But Charlie was saint and he's our hero.
She always said she...

Top Toy Dolls, She's So Modern

la, la, la, la, la
she's so 20th century, she's so 1970's
she know the right things to say, she got the right clothes to wear
cause she's a modern girl, oh yeah
a modern girl, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga
a modern girl, oh yeah
and suzie is a jewel, she flashes when she smiles
she's cunning and she's clever, she's got the low down in her flies
magenta is the best, you know she really makes me laugh
i gotta say now
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
and jean confided to me, she's mona lisa's biggest fan
she drew a moustache on her face, she's always seen her as a man
and charlie ain't no nazi, she likes to wear her leather boots
cause it's exciting for the veterans and it's a tonic for the troops

Top Toy Dolls, No One Knew The Real Emu

rod could not live with or live without... you
you were rodney's life and his worst fear
for the day that no one cared about... you
rod died a penniless puppeteer
no one knew what you were goin' through
destitute, broke and blue, there's nothing that we could
to save rod or emu, eeoo, eeoo, eeoo
rod meant nowt unless you came along... too
he was up the spout without his bird
then they said that rod was dead
you changed his life and never said a word
there's only rodney only who
had suffered more than you
melancholy rodney, exhausted emu
it all went wrong for rod he, died alone with you
for the day that no one...

Top Toy Dolls, Kevin's Cotton Wool Kids

Down on the street where kevin's house stands
You'll never meet none of his soft pans- y kids there
They're nowhere to be seen.
He's keeps them locked indoors all day
Nobody knocks no more to play, with kevs kids
Coz hes got them hidden away.
We get bullied on the bus
Too cowardly to discuss
Were kevin's kids us
Chorus
We are, cry babies, they're softies coz kevin
We are, cotton wool kids, cotton wool kids, cotton wool kids, cotton wools kids,
They're sissys, coz what he's wrapped them in.
Comics and cds no chance when
Watching the tvs forbidden, he says blue-
Peters too violent.
He follows them to the bog and back
A mollicoddling maniac, soft as crap
Cotton wool wrapped by kevin.

Top Toy Dolls, Davey's Days

davey, wakes wearing a frown, he knows that she's
around
he's in his dressin' gown, down & davey
davey, dreams of days gone by, makes davey wanna cry
he weeps and wonders why
since he tied the knot, it's what davey got
wife of woe, all aggro
why, why, why, why, oh, oh, oh, oh
she makes davey's days so blue
oh, oh, oh, oh
these days of davey's, davey's, these days of davey's
these, daveys
days of daveyys
davey, davey's days are days so glum, how did davey be
so dumb
what the bleedin' eck's become of davey
davey, the memories of what he had, make davey
discontent and sad
a lost and lonely lad
since he tied the knot...
dave the nut made a big mistake, when he cut the
wedding cake
we all said at your peril, but davey wed a she devil
monday...
his days were gone, the gormless goon, when he went on
his honeymoon
grief and pains, davey says, is what remains of davey's

Top Toy Dolls, Gordon Brown Gets Me Down

Maggie thatcher don't scare me, even though she's a tory
Alistair darlings a con, still i watch him when the budgets on
He's a moron, he's monotonous, gormless gordon bores the pants off us....
Chorus:
Norman tebbit, give him credit, neil kinnock he knew
Gordon, gordon
Tony blair, its only fair, there's nothing he could do
Gordon, gordon
Gordon makes me yawn, woooo, gordon gets me down, woooo
And now we've had enough of gordon, boring, boring gordon brown.
Cameron he made no sense, at the party con, conference
He's a nerd and he's a creep, least he doesn't send me to sleep
Hes a moron....
Chorus
Guitar bit
Id rather listen to than not, an interview with john prescott
Tedious and dull no less, whatever boring gordon says
Hes a moron

Top Toy Dolls, Decca's Drinkin' Dilemma

He, decca, told me, decca said he wont be drinkinâ
We, know it aint true, decca aint foolinâ me or you
At the bar, deccas here, heâ s gone too far. I need another beer
A goon, a nut, a liver shot gut
Till ya get another round in heâ s gonna stay put
Chorus
Oh decca no, deccas doctor said
Stay away from the pub, think of tomorrow
Oh decca no, deccas drunk instead
Don't be dumb drunken decca don't die
He, deccaâ s possessed, heâ s george best, never sober
Me, iâ ll have a swift half, he says yer havinâ a laugh, you aint with me
Half past ten, he cant stand up, pissed again, i need another sup
A sip, a drop, heâ s never gonna stop
Now the doctors dreadinâ decca when deccas on the pop.
Guitar etc
Don't be dumb drunken decca
Drunk dumb drunken decca

Top Toy Dolls, Rita's Innocent

remember rita when, she was she was contented
and in the kabin all was calm
remember rita when, she was she was contented
and nowt could beat her then, apart, apart, apart,
apart from...
little bastard they call chesney
and his evil scheming mam
rita she weren't amused, he nicked he nicked, the
sweets n'that
now rita, she's accused, she clipped she clipped she
clipped the brat, now...
she wants compo for their chesney
she put rita in a cell
with that little swine called chesney
they both made rita's life hell
cause rita's innocent, but no one could see
rita's innocent, but no one could free
rita's innocent, but no one could see
except norris
now cilla she was there, she went, she went, she went
with les
to see rita despair, guilty, guilty the jury says, that
little bastard they call chesney...
guilty, guilty...

Top Toy Dolls, Teenager In Love

This night I ask
The stars up above
Why must I be
A teenager in love?
This night I ask
The stars up above
Why must I be

Top Toy Dolls, Molly Was Immoral

Molly marked the end
Of her rotten marriage
When she began to spend
Her time round the garage
A libido & lots
(Hey, hey, hey)
More than Elsie Tanners
Molly had the hots
For Kevin's tools ands spanners
The Devil with his dungarees on
Kevin was giving Molly one
Everywhere that Tyrone goes
They say Molly’s wicked
Since Kevin had his leg over
And everyone that Tyrone
Knows call Kevin his best pal
And she was immoral Molly
Molly had her plans
Hey, hey, hey
Brazenly got the balls
To get her filthy hands,
Inside Kevin's overalls
She went in a huff
Started being grumpy
Coz she was up the duff
From having Rumpy Pumpy
The Devil with his dungarees on
Kevin was giving Molly one
Everyone that Tyrone knows
Call Kevin is best pal
And she was immoral Molly
The Devil with his dungarees on
Kevin was giving Molly one
Everywhere that Tyrone goes
They say Molly’s wicked
Since Kevin had his leg over
And everyone that Tyrone
Knows call Kevin his best pal
And she was immoral Molly
Everywhere that Tyrone goes
They say Molly’s wicked
Since Kevin had his leg over
And everyone that Tyrone
Knows call Kevin his best pal

Top Toy Dolls, Marty's Mam

Marty's Mam forever smiling
She would always grin
Every time we called around
To see if Marty's in
Marty's Mam would answer the door
And with a smiling face
We remember Marty's Mam
The world was a better place
Seems like only yesterday
Marty turned to me to say
What could I do
If me Mam ever passed away?
On the night Marty's Mam died
In a mess, as you can guess
Marty's in a mess
But what can we do?
Marty's mortified
To get him through
We don't have a clue
Just what can we do? Marty!
Ya may be glum, ya may be down
Like I always am
But you'll be fine with a bottle of wine
And a word with Marty's Mam
Feeling blue not long ago
I gave Marty a call
And once I spoke with Marty's Mam
I didn't feel blue at all
Never a moan and never a groan
Never melancholy
Forever and ever
In Marty's memory
On the night Marty's Mam died
In a mess, as you can guess
Marty's in a mess
But what can we do?
Marty's mortified
To get him through
We don't have a clue
Just what can we do?
Seems like only yesterday
Marty turned to me to say
What could I do
If she ever passed away?
On the night Marty's Mam died
In a mess, as you can guess
Marty's in a mess
But what can we do?
Marty's mortified
To get him through
We don't have a clue
Just what can we do?
On the night Marty's Mam died
Ma-a-arty-y-y!
Marty's mortified
Ma-a-arty-y-y!
Marty
What can we do?
What can we do?
Marty

Top Toy Dolls, Tony Talks Tripe

tony's loaded, that's what tony says
i drink champagne all day
we know he's a farce; he talks out his arse... hey, hey
tony told me how he made a mint
a life of luxury
we've heard it before, a cock n'bull story
and i saw tony yesterday
he says he's got no mates again
what can he say, what can he do?
if only tony knew
tony owns a place in the sun he says
that's how i got my tan
but he's been spread on his mam's sunbed man
tony owed me a fiver a year ago
you'll get it back says he

Top Toy Dolls, I Caught It From Camilla

there she stood in finos, hippo with high heels on
they all said that she goes for the slim and skinny ones
like me
i swigged six jugs o'stella, and she didn't look that bad
she said, "you're my kinda fella", but i wish she never
we don't wanna be there
we don't wanna be anywhere
near unprotected
what infected me?
with camilla
with camilla
what the eck' went on?
where's his underpants gone?
when he woke with camilla
a dirty dame i dated, a bint beyond belief
i was intoxicated, and it cost me 3 weeks grief
a sting so crucifyin', twas not my cup o'tea

Top Toy Dolls, Sciatica Sucks

Excruciating (pain)
I woke hesitating, oh no
I can't lift me left leg
Me foot and me butt's dead, uh oh
What a bleeding nightmare
Aching everywhere, crying
A sack of sciatic pain
Sending me insane, dying
A slipped disc I'd endure
And I know that you can cure lumbago
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
You back, it knacks
In fact it's crap and oooh
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatica atica shucks
Sciatica atica shucks
A trapped sciatic nerve
What good does this serve me?
I need an ambulance quick
I'm ruined rheumatically
A slipped disc I'd endure
And I know that you can cure lumbago
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
You back, it knacks
In fact it's crap and oooh
Sciatica atica atica atica
Attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatica atica shucks
Sciatica atica shucks
It's not fair
Nobody cares
It's no laughing matter
I'm going scatty with sciati-ca-ca-ca
A slipped disc I'd endure
And I know that you can cure lumbago
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks…
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
You back, it knacks
In fact it's crap and oooh
Sciatica atica atica atica
Attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatic attacks, sciatic attacks
Sciatica atica shucks

Top Toy Dolls, Jeans Been

tell her what you done, she's done too, you bet
tell her who you've seen, she'll tell you she's met
tell her where ya been, she'll o'been, she'll o'been
truly
she may fool you, but she ain't never gonna fool me
new york, morcambe bay, all talk, no way...
jeans been, jeans been
anywhere we've been, she's been, jeans been there
anything we've seen, she's seen, jeans seen yeah
got them, got that, been there, done that
tell her were ya goin', she'll be goin' too
tell her what ya want, she'll want one just like you
tell her what ya bought, and she'll be buyin' that
she's a psychopathic copycat
light water valley, bangor, torquay
jeans been, jeans been
bought them, bought that, went there, saw that
got them, got that, been there, done that
tried this, tried that, heard them, heard that
drank there, drank that, flew there, flew that
bought them, bought that, went there, saw that

Top Toy Dolls, BEER!!

Gimme a B
Gimme an E
Gimme an E
Gimme an R
Oh, my head hurts like a bastard
But I'll do it again
Open up the door and I'll walk right in
Coz when your friends start calling
The beer starts pouring again
And when the beer starts pouring
We all start rolling again
Gimme a B
Gimme an E
Gimme an E
Gimme an R
Oh, my head hurts like a bastard
But I'll do it again
Open up the door and I'll walk right in
Coz when your friends come calling
The beer starts pouring again
And when the music gets pumping
We all get jumping again
Gimme a B
Gimme an E
Gimme an E
Gimme an R
My head hurts like a bastard
But I'll do it again
Open up the door and I'll walk right in
Coz when your friends come calling
The beer starts pouring again
And when the music gets pumping
We all get jumping again
When your friends come calling
The beer starts pouring
The beer starts pouring
We all get rolling
The music starts pumping
And we all get jumping

Top Toy Dolls, I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay

with a candy floss she stood
on the sand she looked real good, to me
love at first sight, what a drag
i fell for a seaside slag, ooee
over the hills where the lads all yell
left at the tyne tunnel
whitley bay, you broke my heart in two
i hate you...
whitley bay, twas whitley bay and you...
sharon, sharon, sharon
slapper form whitley bay
whitley bay oooo
i was stunned and i was shocked
neckin' on the cliffs i clocked sharon... sharon
with the dodgem dude was she
said her eyes were for just for me, sharon... sharon

Top Toy Dolls, Dirty Doreen

Hello?
Hello? Olga? It's Doreen
Do you fancy coming to celebrate
Me 84th birthday?
I'll put me stockings on
Dirty Doreen, what a pong
£2 pungent perfume on, ooee
O.A.P. ins stilettos
A fossil on the pill I chose, for me
She's an obscene, indecent,
Wrinkly, she's ancient…
Doreen doesn't care
I cannot take one more granny
In a thong
Doreen doesn't care
Zimmer framed fat flirt
What's her name?
That's dirty Doreen
Aw, Dirty Doreen, am I mad?
She's the oldest hag I've had
It's true!
A senior citizen I saw
A slapper pushing 84, aaoo
She's an obscene, indecent,
Wrinkly, she's ancient…
Doreen doesn't care
I cannot take one more granny
In a thong
Doreen doesn't care
Zimmer framed fat flirt
What's her name?
That's dirty Doreen
Doreen, Doreen
Dirty Doreen she prefers
Shopping at Ann Summers, ooee
False teeth and a vibrator
Lay beyond the bedroom door for me
She's an obscene, indecent,
Wrinkly, she's ancient…
Doreen doesn't care
I cannot take one more granny
In a thong
Doreen doesn't care
Zimmer framed fat flirt
What's her name?
That's dirty Doreen
Doreen - Dirty Doreen...

Top Toy Dolls, Me 'n' John Williams

Hang on! Stop, stop, stop! Hang on lads.
Hang on a minute theirs somebody at the door.
Hello?"
"Hello. My name is John Williams. Have you heard
of me?"
"Uhh, yeah!"
"Would you mind offly if I play along with you
chaps?"
"Uhh, what do you think lads?!
Uhh yeah, great John, come in. Alright John."
"Yeah, ok"
"Whoa! Nice one John!"
"Oh! Very flash."
"Beautiful John! I'll do this bit John!"
"I think you better had!"
"Very Impressive!"
"Oh well that certainly was an experience to
remember!"
"Yeah! Mind blowing John!"
"I-I'm-I'm loss for words!"
"Loved every minute of it John!"
"Hear hear."
"You're amazing John!"
"And so are you! Chao!
"See ya John!"
"Pratt..."

Top Toy Dolls, The Album After the Last One

Arthur Gladwood, Dodgy Mad Pud
All the lads would disappear
Dick & Monga, they're no longer here
Dougy Bell and Suggie Dell & Ken
All the lads out down the 29, back then
Dickie and Rob, Flip n'Fat Bob came
Now things will never be the same
Again
Arthur Gladwood, Dodgy Mad Pud
All the lads would disappear
Dick & Monga, they're no longer here
I can still see, Kevin Wilksey's face
At the 29 bar on Fridays, always
Me and Mosey, there till closing time
Back in the day the 29 was mine
Arthur Gladwood, Dodgy Mad Pud
All the lads would disappear
Dick & Monga, they're no longer here
A chilling wind blows so cold
And there's no hint of the Old 29
Alfie Noble, Nick and Nobby
Pete and Keith and Mac and Robbie
Baz & Skinny, Tim & Little Paul
Jacky Jimmy, Bobby, Teddy
Donny, Harry Willy, Bernie
Barry, Garry, Charlie, Freddie
Jerry, Trevor, Billy, Ernie
Merry Melly, Jack and Terry
Dirty Dicka, Danny, Neil and all
Micky, Daft Doug, and the lads would be
Down at the 29, happy, with me
But before long, they were all gone, oh
Where did me 29 mates go?
Who knows?
Arthur Gladwood, Dodgy Mad Pud
All the lads would disappear
Dick & Monga, they're no longer here [x2]
Dicky and Rob, Micky and Doug
Flip n'Fat Bob came

Top Toy Dolls, Don't Drive Your Car Up Draycott Avenue

Don't drive your car up Draycott Avenue
If you do you'll regret it
An HGV will come the other way
You'll still be there next Pancake Tuesday
Staring up the ridgeway
Wishing you were home
With your feet up watching TV
Want to arrive in style, go an extra mile
Take the Fryent way instead
Don't drive your car up Draycott Avenue
If you do you'll regret it
Time it wrong
Catch the mums on the school run
You'll just sit there twiddling your thumbs
Watching Mum getting lairy
At the kids on the backseat
Pumped up on sugary snacks
It's much less stress, lighten your load
Take the Watford Road instead
Don't drive your car up Draycott Avenue
If you do you'll regret it
You'll get boxed in front and behind
They'll be out their cars
Exchanging hand signs
Air turning blue with a stream of abuse
But everybody's stuck so it's no use
It's much less stress, best clear your head
Best take the tube instead
Don't drive your car up Draycott Avenue
If you do you'll regret it
An HGV will come the other way
You'll still be there next Pancake Tuesday
Staring up the ridgeway
Wishing you were home
With your feet up watching TV
Clear your head, it's much less stress
Best take the tube instead
Clear your head it's much less stress
Best take the tube instead

Top Toy Dolls, Our Last Album?

easy come, easy go
chenky's bent and he should know
how we feel when he says to us
give z a kiss, give z a kiss, give z a kiss, give z a
kiss
we don't spread gossip you know
we just want to warn you, so
beware when you walk home this evening
harmless? not worth believin' no
chenky, chenky, is a pu u u uff
chenky, chenky
chenky, chenky, is a pu u u uff
yeah chenky is a, chenky is a, chenky is a, chenky is a
puff
chenky said i love you so, to you a kiss i must blow
oh, but i said it is tough, sorry, i am not puff
chenky still persisted in starin' at me with a grin
beware...
chenky tried his best that night, to give me a love bite
but i dodged him, i got away
packed with puffs, he was ok
if you think he's had enough look out
chenky is a puff
beware...
chenky is a puff

Top Toy Dolls, Cheatin' Chick Form China

sittin' in the hot wok takeaway
every single thing has gone wrong from that day
"i like english man" said she
cor! i thought free chop suey?
when...
i was sittin' in the got wok, what a shock i got, didn't
i, ay
sittin' in the hot wok, she wooed me
she was gonna make a mockery... of me
bamboozled by a chinese bint, she milked me dry
and left... me skint
in a peking penthouse pad, with the bank account i once
had
she knew it but i didn't know that, i'd end up in a
council flat
tricked and sick, why did he pick a chick, when she's a
cheatin' chick
from china
sittin' in the hot wok penniless
she got me in an oriental mess
i fell for, a bird so bad, that hong kong whore
took all... i had
flat broke... i was in a fix, by a bit o' skirt with
chopsticks
for a little eastern crumpet, i was left 10 grand in debt

Top Toy Dolls, We're Mad - The Anthology

The devil went down to Scunthorpe
Looking for a soul to steal
In a bind and way behind
He was willin' to make a deal
When he came across this young man
Pickin' on a guitar, playing it hot
And the devil jumped on a hickory stump
And said I'll tell ya what
I guess you didn't know it, I'm a guitar player too
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a real good guitar boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a guitar of gold to get your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you
The boy said my name's Johnny, it might be a sin
I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret
I'm the best that's ever been
Johnny resin up your pick and play your guitar hard
'Cause hell is here in Scunthorpe
And the devil deals the cards
Now if you win you'll get this shinny guitar made of gold
But if you loose the devil gets your soul
The devil opened up his case and said I'll start this gig
And fire flew from his finger tips as he resined up his pick
He strummed the pick across the strings
It made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this
When the devil finished
Johnny said you're pretty good ol' son
But sit down in that chair right there
Let me show you how it's done
Fire on the mountain run boys run
Devil's in the house of the risin' sun
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough
Ready says you don't fight, no child, no
Let's go
The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
He laid that golden guitar on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said Devil come on back
If you ever want to try again
I told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the best I've ever been
Fire on the mountain run boys run
Devil's in the house of the risin' sun
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough
Ready says you don't fight, no child, no
Let's go

Top Toy Dolls, A Far Out Disc

Top Toy Dolls, Cheerio and Toodlepip! - The Complete Singles

Top Toy Dolls, Live